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Eddie Hitler

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Eddie Hitler

Sexuality headcanon ~ I doubt Eddie's given much thought to his sexuality and likely just assumes he's straight... Apart from whatever he's got going on with Richie. I think maybe he is bisexual but with a strong preference for women, with Richie being the main exception. He probably rationalises it somehow so he doesn't have to think about it too hard. 😂

OTP ~ Richie! I know Eddie's had flings with various women in the Hammersmith area, but Richie's his life partner for better or for worse.

BrOTP ~ Spudgun and Dave Hedgehog.

NOTP ~ Uhhh... I'm not sure? Probably also S & DH in a romantic sense, I see that as purely platonic.

First headcanon that pops into my head ~ Okay so, I have a whole family headcanon linking Eddie and Vyvyan, much in the same way I do Richie and Rick. Eddie is Vyv's mum's (who I call Pauline after her actress) younger half brother - same mum, different dads. So he's Vyvyan's uncle. Their mother was called Adelaide "Addie" Hitler (née Basterd), who I kinda think of as a working class, Cockney version of Edina Monsoon (she isn't Eddie, Eddie is just a character base). She left Pauline and Eddie on the doorstep of a Hammersmith orphanage, when Pauline was 4 and Eddie 1, after discovering something unsavoury about Eddie's father... And then promptly did a runner.

Favourite line from this character ~ "Half past eight and all's crap!" I feel it in my soul. 😂

One way in which I relate to this character ~ If Richie is a leaking bag of emotion, then Eddie is your typically repressed bloke. Two extremes, if you will. I don't think I'm particularly blokeish in my relationship to my feelings because I don't try to shy away from feeling them... It's simply that I'm more guarded, I don't exactly wear them on my sleeve. I don't see it as every Tom, Dick and Harry's business to know the precise ins and outs of my psyche - and, yes, I realise there is irony in me posting this to a public platform. 😂 I guess what I'm saying is that Eddie, especially in comparison to Richie, doesn't really have his emotions on show to excess and I try not to either. But don't worry, I promise I'm hardly his emotional twin.

Thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character ~ Difficult to say. I'm not sure if anything about Eddie gives me second hand embarrassment, per se. He has his face palm worthy moments, usually whenever he gets pissed, but I don't think I'd say they give me second hand embarrassment. Out of the two, Eddie just generally is the less embarrassing one. 😂

Cinnamon roll or problematic fave? ~ No one in Bottom is a cinnamon roll 😂 problematic fave it is!

Thanks for the ask!

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If You Guys Got a Bad Day, Take this Lil Dancing Penguin :D

Original Episode: Octonauts S5 - Flying Squid

@wemblinleft I found it on wait ill just

CCTV-14 18:17, search it on Google :D

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Evening tumblr.

Today I show you all of the dumb spin edits I made of Kwazii.

Tomorrow? Who knows.

Last one was an idea given to me by @wemblinleft !

I’m surprised it looped so well honestly.

Before y’all ask: him spinning is from the lost sea star episode.

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IT LOOKS BAD SINCE ITS NOT CROPPED AND ITS JUST A SKETCH-

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There is legitimately no fic I want to exist in the world more than Behind The Scenes At The Muppet Christmas Carol.

It would have absolutely nothing to do with the real world behind the scenes (it’s a pretty tragic story; it was the Henson Company figuring out how to tell a Muppet story without Jim, which explains a lot of the deep sadness of the movie and why Kermit has such a small role), and everything to do with what happened within what I will, for ease of understanding, refer to as the Muppet Cinematic Universe, while explicitly acknowledging that the movies in the Muppet Cinematic Universe do not share in-universe continuity but do share a stable of (fictional) actors playing roles.

Did Michael Caine end up as Scrooge because none of the Muppets were willing to play the bad guy? Did Fozzie only agree to play Fozziwig because he wanted his mom to get to see the set? Did Gonzo play Dickens because Camilla refused to play Emily Cratchitt, roasting a bird, or was he the one who reworked the script so they decided he had a claim on it? Did Sam the Eagle try to rally people to perform an American story? Were the talking vegetables just happy to be there singing or do they spend the morning on stage and the afternoon in the catering area? Was all the ice and snow fake because frogs are cold-blooded? Does the Electric Mayhem hold a grudge against Paul Williams for getting to write the songs?

I want to know it all.

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Godamnit.

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im begging anyone who sees this post to prevent rapesexual, im begging you. no one will see this but if you do reblog to get the message out that these fuckers exist and dont deserve to exist heres the flag so you can know who to fucking block, report and tell to fuck off

i dont want this to ruin the pride and help with self esteem of being lgbtq+ so a signal boost from larger accounts might be nice