#welsknight wednesday

[crisismoth]

welsknight wednesday 👍

i am tired so little guy

[dronepikachu]

Here's Welsknight as an Angel for Hybrid Wednesday! 🌀

man, shading armor is such a pain-

[hccn-overseer]

Issue 25, 10/04/2023 - The Overseer

Issue Masterpost About the Overseer

Affiliate Happenings

By Roo

Joe Hills: (Nearly said Joe Hills and I think that says a lot about me.) Joe Hills.

Mumbo Jumbo: Mumbo Mug… I now know what to get everyone I know for their birthdays. 

Pearlescentmoon: Happy Wet Cat Wednesday to all those who celebrate.

ZombieCleo: Everyone, go check out Cleo's clock tower game! It is very cool and not inspired by Life SMP Mafia in any way, shape, or form. 

Now onto other news under the cut!

Weekly Weather Report

By Lydia

Temperatures are represented using Celsius. Sorry, Americans!

Wednesday: Temperatures will reach a high of 12 degrees and a low of -5 degrees. Skies will be rainy throughout the entire day without any unusual effects. Temperatures are expected to become significantly cooler this week.

Thursday: Temperatures will reach a high of 8 degrees and a low of -3 degrees. Skies will be mostly cloudy throughout the day with spider web patterns during the sunnier patches.

Friday: Temperatures will reach a high of 6 degrees and a low of -2 degrees. Skies will continue to be cloudy with light winds of 10 miles per hour.

Saturday: Temperatures will reach a high of 10 degrees and a low of 2 degrees. Skies will be sunny all day with minor skyquakes during the early afternoon.

Sunday: Temperatures will reach a high of 12 degrees and a low of 3 degrees. Skies will be partly sunny with whispering winds throughout the entire day.

Monday: Temperatures will reach a high of 7 degrees and a low of -4 degrees. Skies will be rainy throughout the entire day, with the rain variation being prismatic: falling in rainbow-hued drops.

Tuesday: Temperatures will reach a high of 13 degrees and a low of 0 degrees. Skies will be clear throughout most of the day with a chance of thunderstorms in the early morning. Expect them to clear quickly if Bdubs is present.

Wednesday: Temperatures will reach a high of 11 degrees and a low of -2 degrees. Skies will be sunny throughout the day with patches of pink and orange hues tinting all areas during the late morning.

Lost and Found

By Lydia

All of the following items have been brought to The Overseer staff’s office for safekeeping until they are claimed. If you recognize one of these items as yours, please visit us to receive your items, or contact us at lostandfound@thehermitnews.org. Lost items will be sent to Twinkly Trash if not picked up after two weeks. Thank you! *Not a real email address.

Item 1: A guidebook on couple’s therapy This guidebook, titled So, You’ve Gotten Married In Vegas was found near Welsknight’s cathedral and appears to have been written in the early 2000s. The binding is well worn and notes are scrawled in the margins of most of the pages. The advice inside appears to have been written by a person who absolutely despises their spouse and desperately wants to divorce them. It reads as less of a guidebook and more as an angrily written diary of someone with an on-and-off relationship with their spouse over the course of 5 years. Staff members have noted feeling ill at ease when reading this book and have the strong urge to pawn it off to the nearest shop that will take it.

Item 2: A baseball card of Honus Wagner Perhaps the most confusing object dropped at the lost and found, this card was found near Impulse’s base and appears to be autographed by the late baseball player himself. It glows in the dark and has been said to whisper prices to anyone who holds it, seemingly random high numbers with no other context other than perhaps what the card could be sold for in another place.

Item 3: A painting of three women asleep at a table This painting appears to have been created sometime between 1982 and 1991, and depicts three women at a 1950s restaurant snoozing away at a colorful table filled with hamburgers, french fries, milk shakes, and waffles. The painting itself is drawn to mimic the cubist art style, and contains vivid colorations of the food more so than the people in the painting.

Item 4: A key ring full of ornate keys This key ring contains approximately 40 keys that are all designed in the style of 1400s French decor. It is unknown what they open or how they were acquired, but staff members have been using them to attempt to open everything that they are able to get their hands on.

Item 5: A kitschy cat wall clock This black cat wall clock has two eyes that tick back and forth in keeping time, as well as a swaying tail. Staff members have noted occasional meowing coming from the clock as well, and the office cats have plotted to see it destroyed over the next few days. If you would like to take this off of our hands, please do so quickly!

Item 6: Two bottles of hand sanitizer These large bottles of hand sanitizer were found near Pearl’s base, each filled half way. They have no unusual qualities and staff members have been using it as well, noting that it has a pleasant perfume mixed in as well.

Fun and Games

This weeks fun and games are once again brought to you by Lydia and Azure!

Word Search and Crossword by Lydia

Brain Teasers by Azure

And that's all for this week folks! Thank you for reading and have a wonderful week!

[weekly-welsknight]

[1]

welsknight drawings hopefully posted on wednesdays and weekends (yes this was for the alliteration), will also include random posts that have his vibe

feel free to send asks or requests!

currently run by: mod sock - sock, she/her - @stressed-sock​ [deactivated] mod davs - oleandar/davs - ae/aer, ram/rams, shep/sheps  - @12davs21​

use the #weekly-welsknight tag to find original art posts :D

content warnings will start with ‘cw: ’ (ex: cw: insects) or just the topic of the warning itself (ex: insects)

[artists-2021]

ARTISTS 2021 INTRODUCTIONS, POLICES AND CAMPAIGN PLAN

Hello hello! This is the official blog for the ARTISTS2021 mcytblr elections party!

Our members consist of:

Izzy( @daaziscoolbesties ) as President

Sunny( @sunny-is-in-the-void ) as Vice President

and Asher( @thenonbinarycryptid ) as Treasure(Keeper of the Cookies)

Here are our polices and reasons to support us!

-Everyone will be LGBTQ+. If you really don't want to be, that's fine, but it's highly encouraged

-Asher will give everyone who supports us as many virtual cookies as you please

-We will legalize tax fraud

-Izzy will personally hunt down Bitch Shartman and roast him over an open fire. It'll be a public event for all of mcytblr to witness if they wish

-Other parties have talked about giving Ghostbur a gun, but we raise you this: Give Niki Nihachu a gun. And, if we're feeling spicy, give her a gallon of gasoline and some matches

-We will open up submissions here on our blog for you to send in your mcytblr art for us to post and help give you clout in return for you supporting us

-We're all really hot so you should vote for us

-We're also all extremely talented artists

-We aren't DSMP centered!! We also actively enjoy Hermitcraft and 3rd Life SMP, unlike how I'm sure some people are just using those names for votes

-We're all asexual icons, so we can't be distracted from election matters with horniness

-We will sacrifice Dream to the Boatem Hole

-We will give Grian and Mumbo the rights to swear

-We'll bring Grumbot back

-Homophobes, transphobes, aphobes, racists, terfs, exclusionists, etc will be burned at the stake

-We will outlaw anyone who says "oH eM gEe Is ThAt A rAnBoO rEfErEnCe" to anything and everything that's black & white, especially when they say it to smaller streamers who are literally just vibing and don't want to be compared to people

-We will also outlaw people who says "DNF???" or "HEATWAVES???" every time they see anything blue and green

-Amogus is outlawed

-We will Wilbur-ify your closet so you can have style

-And at the same time we will hunt down Wilbur the evil reddit man for hurting Ghostbur

-We support smaller streamers, specifically those of TownyTTV (orangepup_, OneBiteAidan, turtlefountain, N3PCHU, and impishEvil, just to name a few(all on Twitch)) and a lot of the ones just mentioned also make great art. Artists supporting artists amirite?

-We propose Hermitcraft-themed days of the week: Mumbo Jumbo Monday, Tango Tuesday, Welsknight Wednesday, Grian is Terrific Thursday, FalseSymmetry Friday, GoodTimesWithScar Saturday, and StressMonster Sunday

-Members of dsmptwt will be rounded up and if they cannot prove they aren't problematic we will hunt them for sport

-Izzy owns a plague doctor mask and not one, but TWO crowns, and that seems like some good reasoning

-Everyone gets arson rights

-The national anthem will be Bananaphone by Raffi

Our ask box is open so if you have any debate questions or need more explanation or clarification on a specific policy, feel free to send them in! We hope you consider supporting us, and we'll see you at the polls!

[whisperedwars]

THE WEEK OF HERMITBLR:

MUMBO TITS MONDAY

TANGO TITS TUESDAY

WELSKNIGHT TITS WEDNESDAY

TFC TITS THURSDAY

FALSE TITS FRIDAY

SCAR TITS SATURDAY

STRESS TITS SUNDAY

[crisismoth]

hes in there. hes running. what from?? nothing so far, lmk what i should draw chasing him on the other page.

happy welsknight wednesday y'all!

im making an arena in my mind where im gonna airdrop my favorite characters and then i can hunt them for sport. release the hounds.

[weekly-welsknight]

No Welsknight drawing this weekend, sorry folks! 

I won’t have access to my phone for a bit (which is where my drawings are ;-;) but hopefully I can post again next Wednesday