#welp solly missed a lot while he was really big and destroying the base
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MWAHAHAHAHAHA
I, M! ANON, SHALL NOW SHRINK THE SOLDIERS OF YOUR ARMY TO THE SIZE OF HAMSTERS! FOR 9 ASKS!
I-
[he is smol]
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
#okay by ‘you’re army’ that can mean a lot#technically there is no army#because this is not a military group or anything close#it’s a group of mercenaries#but also#Soldier views everyone here#raccoons mercs anons etc#as ‘his army’#I’m just gonna shrink him and the raccoons#now for the math part#okay funny thing#the average hamster is 6 inches tall#solly is 6 feet tall#he was taller than the average raccoon before because he’s taller than the average human#but it’s funnier if he’s just six inches now#welp solly missed a lot while he was really big and destroying the base#he misses his bed#solly speaks#solly answers#magic anon#anon ask#anonymous
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