#well he's just looking very tall and broad isnt he

[kindahoping4forever]

Fan photo of Luke recently

[missy-the-dragon]

The difference between how i draw manga Vash and 98 Vash! If u cant read the notes ill type them here for u.

-Manga Vash-

-I draw him alot less tall and lanky. His posture isnt very good and he slouches.

-more tired eyes and just a overall kind of tired expression and smile

-lotta buttons missing snapped off. His hair is messier he doesn't really gel it up well.

-98 Vash-

-I draw him SUPER TALL lanky and very broad. But i also make him look much more feminine!

-His hair is slicked up much less lazily. Looks refreshed and ready to go. Yeehaw.

- i make him look a bit dumber.. i love u 98 vash but you ain't got nothing in that noggin!!!

[marinerainbow]

Hey! ^^ I dunno whether your new job is getting easier or not but I figured F/O's can never hurt a situation! XD Either way though, here! Have some of your F/O's finding out about/asking about your OC's ! ^^

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Imagine Audrey II humming over the phone he stole right out of your hands while you were messaging a friend, scrolling through the messages about some funky little weasels and bunny rabbit~ "Oooh, these are some snazzy characters, here, sweetheart! I especially like that filly, Shiny! She's got something, huh? Heheh." You try to grab it back, though you're feeling a sense of pride and warmth hearing the loud-mouthed plant compliment your creations in a way thats so genuinly them, but they raise their vines quick before you can reach it. "Uh uh uh, not so fast cupcake~~ There's more to find out about what goes on in that sweet little head of yours, isnt there, hmm? Heheheh."

(I don't know how Audrey II reads without eyes but he does okay 😅😅😅)

Imagine Harper squinting at your phone and holding it far away from his face, using one hand to hold it and one finger on the other hand to scroll on the futuristic device. He's definitely not used to technology but you sure love watching him use it like a grandpa- even looking as young as he does. It's very amusing. So you don't mind letting him play with it for a whole, around an hour, until he finally drops his arm and the phone to his side and flashes you one of those devastating southern grins. "Well, sweetheart, you sure are talented with the writin'. And those characters a' yours... I am intrigued. I have some questions for ya. Mind if we take a walk?? I could use some time in the great outdoors after playin with your lil device, here."

Imagine how the Hessian's eyes always linger on that commission of the rabbit in your room anytime he's there. He's always wanting to ask; questions boiling inside him about this unfamiliar Thing that seems to be something important to you. Something he doesn't understand but feels he needs to- just doesn't know how to ask. He's fascinated by you, and and there always seems to be something new. But that rabbit, that always seems to catch his eye.

Imagine Russ, zeroing in on Poppy immediately and tapping a commission of her with two fingerless-glove-clad digits; a broad grin spread across his face so that his perfect white teeth graze his bottom lip. "Ooooooooh, this one's cute! Reminds me of someone else sweet as sugar I know~ " He winks down at you, the smirk not budging. "You know who I mean, babygirl??... "

Imagine Scroop overhearing you telling a friend about your OC's, namely a 'Shiny'. You don't notice him standing tall in a dark corner until your friend leaves again and he creeps out on all those spidery legs and with a low hiss. "Shhhhhhhiny, huh??... who's that?... sounds fun." After you tell him a little bit about Shiny, touching on Poppy as well and explains that you have more too, Scroop's got a tiny little smirk stretching at the corners of his bug-mouth; his eyes alight with a fiery interest just for you and what goes in on your head. "... tell me more."

Imagine Tiffany snooping through your laptop when you go to take a shower and leave it open. What? Her ex husband was Chucky; she's learnt to be... uh... shall we say, cautious? Anyway, she's quick to check the important stuff, like email and such, but after deciding that you were good- she thought to peak at your open tabs. One was tumblr, and there was all sorts of interesting stuff on there! Her little sweet thing sure was creative!! Poppy was adorable, just like you. And Shiny was such a kick!- just like herself. Popshine was right up her alley~~ When you got back, Tiffany was reading through your fics with a glass of wine in her hand and a delicious cup of coffee for you, and she pats the the cushion next to her on the couch. "C'mere, babygirl! This stuff is out of this world! You really have a writers brain- gosh, that's so sexy. Let's read together for a while!- ooh, did you use the shampoo I got you? Smells as sweet as you look!~"

Omggggg I love this! But I'm also getting embarrassed at the thought too; these guys are reading my stuff??? My self-indulgent dumb stuff??? They read our conversations???? I... How am I going to live through this?? They weren't supposed to find out! 😅 But they LIKE Poppy and Shiny??? They like my writing???

Oh my lord, this is going to be on my mind all day AT WORK now. I don't know what I'm gonna do or how I'm gonna respond to thus. But thank you so much for this ask! I truly brightened my mood ^^

(Girl, Audrey II choreographed a whole musical number with no legs, figured out how to use a payphone, and knows where to grab prey. And you're questioning how they can read with no eyes? XDDDD what I'm wondering is how the heck did me and my friend not at all noticed the spider psycho in the corner trying to be Inkubus-)

[vore-scientist]

The Witch and the Prince: a Mystic Woods RoleSwap

A Tail of the (inverted!) Mystic Woods

Contains: safe/soft, non-sexual, GT vore. Female giant pred, male human prey. Refer to this as G*TS and I'll strangle you. The vore is unwilling but it's not 'distressing'. The prey is aware that the pred intends to let them go.

PITCH: Sophia is the evil half-giant witch! Yonah is the human prince. Here is the story of them meeting and well, Sophia eating Yonah! Wild isnt it? Character personalities are altered because their upbringings and species are altered (Fire Witch heritage has an impact on personality) GT, vore, shenanigans! enjoy.

This story features some nice GT art by the amazing @voreadbhar who will probably be a little startled to get this notification as the art is nearly two years old.

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From the look on Prince Yonah’s face you wouldn’t have known it was the most eventful day in his 21 years of life. You’d think he was a little bored. Maybe a touch irritated. Not shipped off by his own mother to be captive to a man-eating half-giant witch. Who happened to be sitting, shrunken, in the seat opposite him the carriage that was taking them to her lair. 

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The day was promising to be above average for Prince Yonah. Not amazing, not horrible, but overall positive. That wasn’t going to last long. 

He had just finished having breakfast out in the garden. Yonah liked the garden. No. He LOVED the garden. Ever Since he was young, the prince always hung out helping the groundskeepers. He had been working in the gardens since he was around 10 years old. At first his family thought the keepers were lying when they called Yonah a delight and joy to have around. The other royals had never seen Yonah show enough enthusiasm, positive or negative, to be called much of anything, least of all a delight to be around. 

See, Yonah was quiet, reserved, and strong. Very strong. Yonah was a big boy from the day he was born. And he only got bigger. Full grown, he stood at an impressive 6’9” tall. And he was built like an ogre: broad and muscular and fat. 

You may have thus guessed that was the other thing that could get him to show some semblance of emotional interest was... Food. He loved to eat. And more than that he loved to cook. When he wasn’t in the garden he was in the kitchen. Due to yonah’s mastery of the culinary arts, the castle chefs would decry when Yonah was predisposed by princely duties for a feast. Though often he would get bored of formal occasions and sneak in to help. 

But a prince couldn’t be a gardener. A prince couldn’t be a cook. 

At least his mother had waited for him to be done eating before calling him away from his garden to her office. 

Huh, there seemed to be a few more guards at the door than normal. Why the beefed up security? Maybe he’d find out. He walked in, the guards did not stop him. 

His mother’s dark skin was a contrast to his own which was merely generously sun-tanned. Her magical forest green eyes looked at him, sighed, then glanced at the woman sitting in one of chairs in front of her large marble desk.

Just looking at the back of her head… she wore a black pointed hat, and sported a segmented ponytail, barely holding in her thick wavy hair, which fell across the back of the stone chair. 

Yonah sat next to her. She looked at him with dull brown eyes and sickly brown skin. Her nostrils flared a bit and she scowled to reveal a set of large fangs. Who was this woman??? But yonah didn’t dwell on it for long. Mother was more important. 

Most people were not able to make eye contact with the Queen of Orr and the King of the Mystical Woodlands. Not with the magic of the forest shining through her eyes. Her forest green sclera and dark emerald green irises seemed to pulse with power as the prince took his seat. 

“I would apologize for disturbing you on your 21st birthday my son, but since you seemed to be fine to spend it all day eating sandwiches in the garden, I figured you wouldn’t mind.”

“Ima, I said I didn’t want anything for my birthday except to be left alone.” Yonah reminded her. 

The King lifted a brow “Yes I know. Unfortunately you’re a prince, your birthdays are supposed to be kingdom wide parties sponsored by the crown!”

Yonah looked away “I was going to bake cake for everyone at the castle”

“The castle isn’t the kingdom!” She snapped. “If you’re going to shirk princely duties you might as well do it properly and get yourself kidnapped!” 

Yonah stared at his mother. “You’re arranging for a fairytale?”

His mom sat back and smiled at him, not unlike a wicked witch from his favorite Arcane Opera. “Oh, it’s been arranged, meet your kidnapper, Sophia Ha’Esh”

She Took a breath through her smile but then it caught and she convulsed and shivered and coughed. Bringing her hands to her mouth, yonah now noticed the massive, rune inscribed iron manacles locked on her wrists and ankles. However she recovered fast, her voice still strained and weak. “I am. Happy to serve. The Wishes. Of King Maya.”  

Yonah didn’t think she was so happy. But not for any obvious reason. “Er- so shall I…” he wasn’t sure what he was supposed to do. “How is she supposed to kidnap me?” His mom sighed. “Yeah so here’s the deal. It’s a pain to arrange for her /Honorable/ Mage Sophia,” the sarcasm was palpable, “to do a traditional kidnapping. So I signed the paperwork saying you’ve been kidnapped and all that’s left for you to do is go live with her. Until rescued of course.” Now the King turned her gaze to Sophia, who took it incredibly well. “Listen here monster, and listen good. The prince is your captive but you cannot kill him.”

/Monster?!/ The witch rolled her eyes and said. “Im not. Stupid. What about. Rescuers?”

The king shrugged “Whatever you wish.”

The witch smiled. And… did she lick her lips!? Wait mom was saying something. 

“- already packed, the carriage is outside to take you to the Terrible Tower”

That was not a place yonah was familiar with. But it didn’t exactly strike fear into his heart. Many locations were given such grand names, it didn’t mean they were that bad, or that good in some cases. 

Prince Yonah was not happy about being sent away so suddenly. But… mother had decided… it wasn’t really his place to fight her on this. So he simply sighed and stood up. “Alright. So we leave now?” 

His mother raised an eyebrow at him, as if to be surprised he was taking this so well. Before sighing herself, as if she should have expected this from her middlest son. 

“Is that all? You’re being kidnapped and that’s all you have to say about it?” 

That was mom, always worried about his feelings. While he appreciated it, he didn’t have strong feelings one way or another. Well.... except. Now that she was pushing the subject. 

“My… My plants! In the garden, some are rare, and need taking care of! There are also special ingredients in the kitchen I want to bring with me.”

There was a brief flash of… pride? Relief? In his mother’s face. As quick as it had come, it was gone and her face was harsh and contemplative. He worried his requests, his concerns for his plants would be denied. There was a sliver of hope. Technically his mother was plants herself, and perhaps she would feel enough kinship to be compassionate! 

“Very well.” she said.

His heart, which was drifting lower in his chest, lifted, “I will need to speak to the grand master gardener-”

The King held up her hand to silence her son. “I shall personally oversee the care of your plants. No need to add more work for our gardener.”

Was she serious? She who channeled the power of a magical forest, was going to make sure his plots in the garden would thrive? She never cared so much about his hobbies before. Surely this was a joke. But his mother never joked. 

“You may also stop by the kitchen on your way out, as you are to leave without any delay.” She stood up, “I have more meetings today, you are both dismissed.”

That was it. Papers signed, and he was leaving! At least he would get to stop by the kitchen for his rare spices. As he stood up, so did Sophia. 

And he froze, as he looked… /up/ into her eyes, something he was not used to doing. she glared down at him, with an intense dislike that was not earned. She was at least a foot taller than he was! Was she some sort of disgraced fairy? No… she didn’t have enough fangs, and her ears weren’t pointed. She could be fey blooded. The extra magic in said lineage would make for a powerful witch. 

“What are. You staring at. Little Prince.”

The last time he was called little, by someone who was not a giant was when he was 12. It was so jarring he forgot he was supposed to leave the office, even as she walked out, until his mother kindly reminded him. His mother, who seemed unsurprised by the stature of Sophia. 

Three of the guards outside the door followed flanked her as she made her way down the halls and stairs. She did not try to make conversation, with them or the prince. Yonah was fine with that. 

When Yonah split off to go to the kitchen one of the guards came with him, presumably to ensure he wasn’t going to try and escape his new fairytale.  

There were a lot of tears and hugging when he told the kitchen staff what was happening. Yonah was sad too, but not enough to cry about it. He gathered his spices, and bid everyone goodbye. 

The carriage to take him to his new life was waiting next to the inner west gate. A few suitcases tied to the top, the witch inside… along with the two guards. And two more were at the reigns. Seemed like overkill to Yonah. Without any protest, he sat next to Sophia. They both barely fit on the bench, and were squished together not so comfortably. Her skin was clammy. Was she sick?

A chill went down his spine as she turned his eyes on him.

“You dont seem. So worried. About your fate.” She breathed. 

“Should I be?” he asked, genuinely wondering. 

She frowned and growled “Are captives. usually prone to talking. Back to their kidnappers?”

That made yonah a smidge irked. She had initiated the conversation! So Following her example, Yonah decided to answer with a question of his own. “Why are you chained up? Are you some sort of criminal?”

Her expression darkened before she looked away, just heaving a sigh that carried a grunt. Then the runes on her cuffs flashed, and she shivered. The guards reacted instantly, bringing up magic and raising their hands. 

Looking no less grumpy, the corners of her mouth turned up into a wide smile, and she started to laugh. 

“Careful” she huffed, “Surely you’ve. Heard the stories. And you dont want. To have to get. Your fingers Re-. Regenerated. I’ve heard it’s painful.”

Without any more pretense she lunged forward and snapped her teeth, and just in time the guards moved their hands away. She only laughed louder until another flash of the cuffs turned her mirth into a coughing fit. 

Was- was she seriously going to bite their fingers off? Or had she just been faking them out. Yonah wondered but did not dare to ask. Or speak again for the entire ride. But he did sneak glances at Sophia, not caring when they both caught each other doing so. 

Upon arrival at their destination yonah found himself practically kicked out of the carriage and his belongings thrown off in random directions. He was about to give the guards what for! How DARE they mishandle his luggage, it would be a miracle if nothing broke. However they were already speeding away. Were they not going to help him carry his things inside? This question was answered when he turned around and saw the tower. 

An old stone tower, 50ft tall and with no door, only a window at the very top. And Sophia was standing just off to the side, just under half as tall. Which answered the question as to why the guard drivers sped off. She paused to look down at him and he scrambled back as she knelt, hand reaching. He was not fast enough and was in her grip. 

“You- You’re”

“Half-giant, yes” she grinned showing off what were now obviously giant fangs. 

Her hold was not uncomfortable but neither was it comfortable. At least it felt secure! Until she started to bend over to pick up his stuff and he gripped her hand with all his might. She was no more gentle with his things than the carriage guards, shoving them into her pockets. 

When his head stopped spinning he wondered how even she was going to get into the tower! The windowsill was out of her reach. Then again his question was answered as his stomach was left on the ground because Sophia had muttered a spell and lept! One arm reaching up and she grasped the windowsill. And he was toss up onto it as well. He barely had time to realize that had happened before he had to dodge her now empty hand as it got its new grip on the inside of the window and she hauled herself up and into the room, practically falling into it.

The room was a wonder. A Perfect workshop. Tables with materials and tools, each for their own type of magic. One for enchanting, one for alchemy, one for charms, one for taking notes. And an extra! There were shelves of books and notebooks organized by theme, color, author, and year.  Plants, baskets, and cages hung from the ceiling, labeled of course. Cupboards also labeled and the one that was open had jars organized with contents in aleph-betacle order. 

He had enough time as Sophia got up to clock two cupboards made of clearly enchanted metal, one labeled flammable and one labeled corrosive. Responsible! As she stood she tried to pretend she had not just done something completely ridiculous. 

“Well?” she asked. 

Yonah was confused “Well… what? You’re my captor, i dont think i’m supposed to give you orders?”

“Right. Right. I need to set you up with a bed and… Stuff” She reached for him again and though he flinched she did not hesitate to snatch him up. 

The center of the floor had a trap door which she opened to reveal stairs. 

“Can’t put you in a guest room. No no that’s not right at all. Not a guest, a captive. Too easy to escape. I’ll need a cage. Dont have one…”

“You had some in the workshop” he pointed out. He didnt want to be kept in a cage but it was traditional. 

“Too small” she said “Also dirty… I will have to make a new cage. Or order one.”

They had only gone down one flight of stairs before she turned into the open doorway on the landing. This entered into a sitting room, a few more bookshelves were on the walls though none were more than 20% filled with book and much of the space between with knick-knacks. Light came from the magical windows but there were also lamps on the walls and the two tables. Which had dirty dishes and… socks? On them. 

She walked through this room into one of the two hallways that branched out from it. This had many doors, each different shape, size, and aesthetic. Some were beautiful! Some rotting away. Others plain, and still others a bit indescribable. 

Sophia opened a plain one. It was a storage room and she placed Yonah on her shoulder as she rummaged around a bit. Shelves upon shelves fo so much junk yonah could  barely tell items apart! And not to speak of the pile in the center under racks of hanging items many of which were not clothing. 

“Ah HA!” she said and held up massive treasure chest. She opened it and dumped the gold and jewels into a sack which she tossed back into the room “This will do!” then she emptied her pockets of his things onto a shelf and closed the door. 

“Do? As what?” though he had a sinking suspicion-

“You’re bed! So I can lock you up at night and you cant escape while i sleep. Dont worry its not air tight, and I’ll put in pillows and and stuff” 

“Blankets?”

“Those too.” And took the next half hour to find all these things scattered around this floor of the tower. Some of the doors in the hallway led to those guest rooms Sophia had mentioned earlier and for many of those she had to reduce to enter. Enter through doors that were not there until she reduced in size and turned the doorknob.

But that wasnt what surprised him. 

“You can shrink?” 

Sophia looked at him like his head had turned into a flower. “Do you have short term memory problems? I was shrunk at the castle, and for the ride there and back.” 

It took a few seconds of awkward silence for Yonah to realize what he needed to clarify. “I thought that was something the guards did.”

“No, it’s a spell I modified.”

“How so?”

For the first time since being in her presence her demeanor no longer had an undercurrent of tense hostility. 

“Normal shrinking spells are temporary and require an annoying amount of set up! Even a wizard who has the spell stored in their staff needs an activating circle! That’s so inconvenient and I needed to be able to shrink wherever and whenever i wanted” 

Yonah continued to collect things from the room he wanted for his, hopefully temporary, bed chamber, as Sophia expounded on the construction of her reduction enchantment. For that is what it was. She was enchanted, permanently, with the ability to shrink for three hours at a time to about a third of her natural height. 

The technical workings were nonsense to the prince but he still listened as he dragged out a mattress that he was confident would fit in the chest. Sophia gathered pillows and blankets. 

“That is very ingenious,” Yonah commented when she finished her explanation of the spell. “And practical. Speaking of which, where are you going to be keeping me?” 

For some reason that made her angry. “For now? In my room.” and she stepped out, returned to her normal size. She did not wait for him to walk out of the room to reach for him. 

“Couldn't my things be brought to your room too?” he asked. “You ask a lot of questions” she didn't answer him but did not retrieve his things from the hall closet… storage room… thing. She did go to her room, which was the biggest disaster yet. 

It was difficult to take it all in, as most surfaces were covered in… Yonah was sure it was mostly clothing but there were books, papers, and random other items. Judging by the smell there was no rotting food. This made sense, giants had sensitive senses of smell, either that or her inclination to be messy stopped at leaving food out. There was still a mild stink of clothes that needed to be washed. 

Sophia pulled at a pile of clothes that was next to the largest pile of clothes to reveal a nightstand on which she placed the chest and stuffed it with the items from the ransacked guest room. She didnt stop Yonah when he scrambled down to remove everything and do it all over again to make something that would potentially be comfortable to an actual human being. 

For a moment he thought about testing it to see if it needed adjusting but turned around to find Sophia face down in the largest pile of clothing. For another moment he thought she had died but that made no sense. For yet another moment he thought she was being dramatic. It was neither. She was sleeping. 

Or so he thought, for one final moment. 

“Dont fucking try” her muffled voice warned as he leapt from the nightstand and started to make his way to the door. 

Nevermind she was being dramatic. 

“Ugh I want to take a nap, i HATE wearing those cuffs i just want to sleep forever. But im also hungry.”

If her contract hadnt clearly stated that she couldn't hurt him… permanently… Yonah would be worried that he was lunch. Instead the mention of food provided a spark of hope. Lunch meant food preparation. And food preparation meant a kitchen! Then the spark died as the fear of the likely appalling condition of the kitchen loomed its head.

It was… bad. But not as bad as his fears. Pots and pans were piled up but were clean and on the stove. The oven was also stuffed. There were a few jars of items that should have been kept in a cold room that had to be full of poison now, but most of the clutter was non-food items, or dried spices. 

The desire to cook was overwhelming but the fear of the witch was overpowering. The fear of what she was going to cook… he was trying not to think about it as he was sure she was eyeing him hungrily. So he backed away to let her do whatever it was she was going to do. 

Quickly it became clear why the kitchen was in such a state. Sophia disappeared into a pantry and returned with eggs larger than his head but were like quail eggs in her hands. She took one pot from the stack and filled it with water, dropping the eggs in. At least 2 dozen. With a snap of her fingers a spark was sent to the stove. She stuck a finger into the water and her eyes blazed, a moment later the water boiled. 

The rest of the prep was frustratingly simple. She got out bread, sliced it, and with her own hands toasted them. Not evenly, each slice had a handprint. And she retrieved onions, which were as large as the eggs. Both her and yonah had tears in their eyes from her attempt to slice them. 

“Did you build this kitchen?” yonah asks.

“No, it came perfectly sized for myself, in a tower that was run by a smallfolk sorcerer!” she snapped with sarcasm. 

That was all he needed to hear to shut him. So he started to wander around, and soon found what he was looking for. Tucked away in a cupboard, human sized implements. Sophia was concentrating so hard she didn’t notice, or didnt show that she noticed. 

He found all sorts of stuff hidden away, tools, fuel, spices, oils. He took some of the unburnt portions of her bread and toasted them, with a toaster. And with his spices and herbs he made a sauce in the oil.He even added some of the dried pepper after crushing it as best he could. Then he waited for the eggs. 

By then she HAD noticed what he was doing and didnt stop him, but neither did she help him as he had to travel back and forth from cupboards to the counter top with how equipment and ingredients. She only handed him a single egg when she felt they had been boiling for long enough. 

“STOP!” he couldnt help himself as she reached into the boiling pot of water and she starred at him as if seeing him for the first time. Then she stuck her hand in fished out the eggs. 

“How- are you a-”

“FireWitch, yes. Well. I’m half,” she answered as she mashed the eggs, the yolks still a bit runny, With the shells left on. And yonah felt very protective of his own egg. The shell was thick! He had to use a meat mallet to crack it and he narrowly avoided the still scalding inside. 

Sophia had finished preparing her horrorshow of a meal. The mashed eggs were seasoned with salt and a concerning amount of dried pepper. Then onto the bread she put the onion bits and the egg. The sickening CRUNCH as she took a bite of the sandwich nearly put him off making his own. 

As it was he needed her help. He couldnt touch the egg without burning himself, and she couldnt burn. 

“Can you run this under some cold water?” he asked, putting more effort than he wanted to admit into keeping his voice level. 

The wait for her to answer was worse than the grating crunches of egg shell as she pondered his request. Then he had to leap back as she reached for him out of nowhere! “I’m sorry I-” he began, not knowing how to apologize to avoid punishment. 

She chuckled and continued to reach, until she was gently pinching his egg. Again her eyes lit up, softer, a friendly orange. “There” she said. 

And she said nothing more as he worked to shell the egg enough to carve off some of the white and release some yolk. Like Sophia had, Yonah mixed the white and yolk together, but unlike sophia he used more than salt for seasoning. He drizzled his sauce on each side of the bread, took the onions and peppered them, and completed his creation. It wasnt anything special, but at least it tasted good. 

Sophia was hovering over him by now. The look of hunger from before even more intense, and she had just eaten! While Yonah was a large human, known for a large appetite, he found himself unable to eat more than half before his nerves tightened his stomach. 

No sooner had he set his food down than it was snatched up by sophia. And for a moment the harshness that lingered on her face vanished. An instant later it was back. 

“Why is yours so much better than mine!?” she demanded. 

That spooked him for a moment before he got excited “Would you like me to show you?”

There wasn’t a moment hesitation before she answered “yes.” Then “but not right now” 

She reached for the rest of his egg. Still mostly intact and still with the shell and popped it into her mouth. The crunch and the trickle of yolk nearly made him lose his lunch. He was lucky he didn’t when she then scooped him up. 

“right now is time for gardening” 

It took until his head stopped spinning and they were in Sophia’s bedroom… his and Sophia’s bedroom… that he processed what she had said. Surely he had imagined it. 

Then she disrobed and put on a plaid shirt and overalls, swapping her witch’s hat for a straw hat. 

“I don’t have an outfit for you.” She commented once she was dressed. Now she had on boots and gardening gloves. 

Oh! “My suitcases.” 

The suitcases which were in the storage room. Instead of fetching them she once again picked him up and took him to the closet. He didn’t know which suitcase it was in because his mom had the servants pack up his things so it took a bit of time to find his own set of gardening clothes. It probably wasn’t that long but it felt like it under the watchful eyes of the witch. And no, she didn’t take him back to the room to get dressed. He had to so on a shelf in the cold musty room.

He should have anticipated being snatched up again the moment he was dressed but he didn’t and he was. What he could not anticipate was the method of getting down to her garden. 

She jumped. Out the window. 

He did not stay on his feet when she placed him on the ground and said a spell that reduced her size again. He used the gardening tools that she took from her hat and handed to him to stand up. 

The garden was both a dream and a nightmare. It was well kept, amazingly kept! In terms of the health of the plants. Organization wise it was a disaster. She had clearly tried to have a system which fell apart at some point. 

And the plants. The variety almost equaled the palace. Sophia had to keep reminding him that “he do exactly as she orders.” But it was so hard. He saw so many areas he could immediately start to work on. Trim, weed, water, harvest. But this wasn’t his garden. It was hers. And she had not planned on having an assistant. 

While he was familiar with a majority of the flora, there was a great deal he had only read about. And many of those were extremely dangerous. Of course those were the ones Sophia had him help the most with. 

When the gardening was finished he had been scratched, bitten, burned, stung. But he was happy. 

Until they were back in the workshop. Sophia was pacing. She had at least taken him and his luggage to her room and they changed back into day clothes. 

Yonah had no idea what he should be doing. He expected Sophia to demand something of him any moment. So all he could think to do was pace as well. All over the desk. Exploring but not really registering bc much of the clutter. 

Then his prediction came true. 

“Listen up prince!”

Sophia said out of nowhere. 

Yonah immediately froze and stood at attention. 

“You’re mine now! Do you understand what that means?”

Prince Yonah stood on the workshop desk, hands behind his back, a disinterested look on his face. He breathed in. 

“Ive read books. You’ll keep me in a cage until someone comes to rescue me.” His tone drolled, “in the meantime I’m to sing and dance for you and suchlike. I’m a decent singer, but I need a partner for most-.”

Two hands slammed down on either side, and the wicked witch smiled and snarled in his face. 

“WRONG!” She somehow managed to bellow in a high pitched excited manner. “IT MEANS I’VE GOT A NEW TOY, A NEW LAB RAT! A NEW SNACK!”

That got a reaction. 

“Did you say Snack?”

Impossible as it might seem, her grin got larger. It occurred to Yonah she was baring her teeth. Her very large, very pointed, teeth. 

“YES! I’m going to eat you!” She declared like it was some sort of party she just invited him to. “Smallfolk taste very good! And you taste…” 

Narrowing her eyes she lowered her face so they were nearly eye to eye. Her eyes were quite stunning. Very warm brown, almost like red clay. They were full of excitement and manic energy. 

Then she licked him. Just on his cheek. It was kinda like being kissed by a giant dog, it was a strangely innocently affectionate action. It was also extremely gross. 

“You taste incredible! How can I not eat you!?”

Yonah tried and failed to wipe the drool from his face. 

“Because my mother will kill you? Aren’t you supposed to keep me alive?” He recalled her saying so in her royal office. 

She straightened up and did not stop smiling. 

“Yes! That means we’ve got a fun challenge ahead of us!” She didn’t wait for him to ask what that would be, she was too hyped.

“We’ve got to figure out how to ensure your safety,”

/That’s nice I guess/ thought the prince.

“Before I eat you out of boredom,” 

/oh.../ not that nice. 

“Actually, before I mess up!” She corrected, “I plan to eat you…tonight! Sort of like initiation as my minion! And dessert! Two for one!” She raised two fingers and closed her eyes in a fashion that, on another world, would be called kawaii.

“So… you plan to come up with this safety method before-“

“Oh no!” She shook her head “I’ll just spit you up before you die! Unless I mess up, like I said. There’s always that chance.”

Not wanting to admit his fear Yonah made an observation, “You’ve done that before?”

“Sure have!” She put her fists on her hips and looked rather proud of herself, “And it ain’t easy at my size, let me tell you. Much less work to just let you tasty little fuckers die.” 

Yonah restrained himself from asking about her kill to mercy ratio, but he did think about it. It didn’t really matter since she had to be merciful for him. Though the way she talked about it made it sound like she’d accidentally killed folks that she meant to let go… And that she cared very little about her own life if she was willing to take that chance eating him. 

Oh right. Back to the important part. She was going to eat him. And there wasn’t really anything he could do to stop her. The only glimmer of hope was that she said it was difficult for her. While Yonah didn’t really care, he wasn’t proud nor ashamed to admit it: he was fat. Maybe she would choke trying to swallow him whole. They could both die. Two for one. 

But that was tonight. It was now mid-afternoon, and it looked like the witch had plans unrelated to him. Not that he cared. 

Not that she cared either. She was moving around all sorts of things, not giving him any mind. Yonah kept having to dodge out of the way as she kept placing and replacing things on the workbench, like she just had to choose today to organize her shit. Books, bottles, boxes, sacks, and even a small (for her) black cauldron. He was grateful that instead of dropping the cauldron on top of him, she just swept him aside, almost over the side of the workbench. Finally she seemed ready to do some real work. 

It was quite the show. Writing notes, mixing powders and crystals and spices and liquids, using magic words, or waving a wand in a specific motion. He had pegged the witch as unfocused, most likely to get distracted, but she worked steadily. Every so often she would get excited or frustrated and her eyes would flash orange. Yonah was impressed, even if she kept side-eying him like one would a piece of cake they were saving for later but really wanted to eat now. 

“Uh,” he said, and she yelped, dropping her quill and splattering ink across the notebook. She glared at him but he kept going, “Are you um. Working that safety method?”

All of the previous irritation left her eyes but it was replaced by bemused confusion and she cocked her head, “Why would I do that?”

Yonah shrugged and blinked but did not say anything. 

“This is an enchantment my good friend Myran sent me a week ago, I'm improving it!” she went back to her work. 

“What’s it supposed to do?” Yonah asked, curious despite himself. Big mistake. 

Sophia turned to him and flicked some of the dried flakes that were in a small bowl into his face. He’d seen her make these, rolling out a paste so thin and then drying it. She said some words and Yonah felt his skin start to fizz like someone dunked him in carbonated water. 

“I feel all floaty,” Yonah tried to say but was really woozy. 

“Drat it!” he heard from his fog. No not a fog, his glasses had come off! But he couldnt; move his feet without feeling nauseated. 

“Sophia, glasses!” he didn’t really think shed help him out but he felt his spectacles slide onto his face. How had she avoided poking his eyes out??

It didn’t help as much as he thought it would but he saw the world around him again. He lifted his arms towards the face of the witch who was very angry and he didn;t know why. 

“What happened, what did you do?”

Her eyes glowed and she slammed a fist on the table, “nothing! The spell didn’t work right!” she spat. 

“I think I’m done working for today” she growled and his stomach dropped. She was eyeing him hungrily again, but this time was different. This time it was serious. 

“Do you really have to eat me?” 

“No! I don’t,” she said, but Yonah didn’t get any hopes up, “I want to eat you.”

“Can I at least take my nice clothes off?”

Sophia made a very childish face that didn’t suit an evil giant witch. Sticking out her tongue and wrinkling her nose in disgust. 

“Eat you naked? Gross!” 

At least they were in agreement on that. Yonah sighed, “No… I’ll keep my undergarments on.”

The change was immediate, “Oh! Then yes, that sounds great!” She rested her head on the table in her folded arms, eyes wide with anticipation, a bit like a cat who spotted a still living mouse in a mouse trap. 

“Uh, you want me to- strip. Here?” 

She nodded, “Either you do it or I’ll try my best not to break your limbs doing it myself.”

He undressed as fast as he could. Under his suit he had on silken undershorts. When he started to fold up his clothes Sophia snorted, reached out a hand and took them away into her sleeve. 

Then with the same hand, scooped up the prince, and sat up, leaning back in her chair with a smile. The prince was shaking. 

“Don’t worry too much, I’m sure you’ll be fine.” then, “One last thing, I’ll give you a choice, feet first or head first?”

Wow, how nice. “F-feet?” he didn’t really think about it. And apparently neither did she. 

Then she opened her mouth very wide, a bit wider than should have been possible. And he got a very good look down into it as he was lifted up by his armpits above her head. 

A fanged jaw and eager maw.

Then he descended. 

Ohhhh why did he take his shoes off? His feet slipped on her tongue, though he was grateful she placed it over her bottom teeth. His stomach still brushed against the top teeth, almost stopping him from even fitting, but ever the helpful one he sucked in his gut so as his legs were pulled into the throat, his chest was entirely in her mouth. His form was inched downwards with small successive swallows, the tongue against his back, tasting him and keeping him steady. 

She was swallowing very gently, at least, he assumed, because he’d barely noticed it. Yes there was a pulling force, but it wasn’t sharp. He still worried that she wouldn’t be able to get him down, and she would choke, and well. That would be that! 

There was a definite pause as his face passed between the teeth, and his waist was at the throat. He felt her tense around him, and then a much stronger, much more crushing force, shoved at him, dragging him into the confined space of her esophagus. A few more of those, which he was sure might break a few bones but thankfully did not, and his entire body was encased in the smooth moist muscle. Or well. Not all of it. But the horrible pounding of his own heart and hers and the fact that he could not breathe? He didn’t really think about how his calves were dangling in the stomach. He didn’t really want to think anymore. 

Then more pushing, gentle again, and his feet hit a slimy squishy surface. Ohhh no. Soon he was forced into the chamber. A stinking, deadly chamber, the only upside was that it wasn’t constricting. He still filled up the entire space, stretching it to what had to be the near limit. He was breathing so hard he just barely noticed that Sophia was too. Gasping and heaving. Ok he did notice, because every breath into her lungs pressed down on him, and the rolling of her chest rolled around him. 

“Shit” she wheezed, “That was fucking hard, you’re really fat.”

She sounded annoyed at him, as if he should apologize to her for making her eat him at his current weight. Well. He had no plans to lose any pounds. She could just suffer. 

“Gods alive, I don’t think I've eaten anyone so big before, ugh.”

“Don’t tell me you’re regretting it,” he very much wanted her to say that, as he tried to stretch out as much as possible. 

She moaned, as if his presence was painful. “Don’t move so much,” she said, and for some reason he obliged. “I don't regret anything. You were delicious, and I’m just a little overstuffed. I’m sure I’ll get used to it.”

Oh joy, she planned to keep on eating him, even if the experience caused her pain. She truly was crazy. 

There had been more than a few moments that Sophia had seriously reconsidered trying to eat the prince. She had felt her front teeth push against his middle, but somehow he still slipped through her mouth and into her throat.Then when she swallowed past his legs, her esophagus was strained badly she thought he would get stuck. For a brief moment she couldn't breathe, but with determination she continued to swallow and it got easier from there. Still she was panting for air even after the first minute. 

Now it felt like she had swallowed a halt-giant sized bowling ball, even if, confoundingly, it did not look like it. It reminded her of… there was like that one time when she caught two thieves and had the brilliant idea to eat them both at the same time. Actually that wasn’t as bad. Once in her stomach she was definitely a little too full but swallowing them had not been such an ordeal. 

As she breathed more and more easily and made slightly coherent responses to the prince wriggling in her poor stomach, a terrible thought struck her.

What if she couldn’t spit him back up! It had been an almost impossible ordeal to get him down. But she would have to, she couldn’t kill him. Not that she cared about his life, but her own was very much on the line, as the prince had kindly told that afternoon. 

However she could worry about that in five minutes. For now she tried to relax and take whatever enjoyment she could from this situation. The prince had tasted amazing, especially with only minimal clothing on! How nice of him to have insisted upon it. She placed a hand over her full stomach. Curious, she pressed down a bit. 

“Hey! What’s that!” The prince jerked under her palm and she winced as her stomach was stretched again. All in all the pain wasn’t BAD, it was just a bit annoying. She was confident her stomach would stretch over time. 

“My hand, you idiot!” She hissed and pressed her fingers down more forcefully, “I told you to stop moving so much!” 

She drummed her fingers over her swollen middle and was pleased to hear the prince grumble. 

“It’s hard to breathe in here,” he complained.

“I know,” she said, "plenty of her victims had been so kind to tell her, “but I won't let you pass out.” though she wasn’t so sure… She hoped he wouldn’t. Since he knew she was going to spit him out, he wouldn’t struggle against her and use up his air as fast. And as long as he was conscious he could help by orienting himself into a much more streamline position. The other benefit to less struggle was it kept the pain low, and the fullness pleasant. Even as she continued to bother him. For several minutes. 

Finally she could breathe normally, and that made her pissed off because it was soon time to get the prince out. The pain had started to dull enough so she could really appreciate how filling her prince was. She really needed a way to keep him safer for longer. There was a sharp movement under her hand. 

“It’s! Starting! To! Sting!” He cried, clearly out of breath. 

Not one to show any weakness Sophia groaned with immense disappointment, “fiiiiiiine, I’ll get you out. Don’t fight against it.”

“Why would I-” but then he felt it, the stomach constricting violently. Before it had been gently rolling, now it stiffened, and tried to shove him through the small tough ring of flesh he’d come through. It wasn’t working so well. The hacking got more forceful yet it didn’t seem to be helping. But he needed to get out, especially as the fluids were starting to rise. 

Guess he had to be proactive. He put his hands together like an olympic diver and pushed them into the esophagus, took a deep breath, and tried to make a large enough space to get his arms and head into, stretching out his legs against the other side of the stomach. With the organ so tense it did not give way and make him slip back, but it was still nearly impossible to get purchase. 

It worked. 

A few more retches and Sophia pressing interlocked fists into her stomach, the prince somehow re-entered the tight tube of flesh that really would rather he have stayed where he was and died. The flesh tube’s owner however was not having it. And he slowly made his way upward. 

This was so much worse than swallowing him! She practically punched herself in the stomach, hoping that wouldn’t hurt the prince, and didn’t feel that much joy when he eventually was pushed out of her stomach. Her throat complained loudly and she had to ignore it and the instinct to swallow the prince back down. 

She was grateful that his hands were the first thing back in her mouth and she reached in to pull him out. Luckily she did not dislocate his shoulders or rip off his arms. He slid out onto the desk, sticky and coughing as she took deep breaths that pressed against an aching chest. Still worth it. 

Now of course she was missing her feeling of fullness. So she took her sticky prince and carried him with her to the kitchen, dropping him in the sink and turning the faucet before opening the cupboard to grab bread, peanut butter, and jelly to make a quick sandwich.

Yonah washed and dried off while Sophia observed with some sort of amusement, like one watching a pet hamster. All on her own she remembered she had his clothes. But said she’d keep them for now, he needed to get into pjs not a suit! She was right but that meant he was standing in his undies. 

“Want some?” The witch broke off a corner piece of the sandwich and held it out to him. 

Again he was reminded of a pet hamster. Still he took it. Sure he’d just been eaten but He was hungry, especially after eating so little for luch. Now that he thought about it, Sophia had been kind to wait so many hours before eating him so that her stomach was empty. Now that he though about it more, she probably just didn’t want to barf up her food, rather than do this for his comfort. 

The PB&J was really good, even she couldn’t mess that up, considering she didn’t make any of the components. The corner was lacking in jelly so it was a bit dry but much less sticky. 

A very pleasant but awkward end to his first night as her captive. Many more minuses than plusses, but as they sat munching on late night sandwiches, they weren’t enemies. And he knew one thing for certain, life with Sophia wasnt going to be boring. 

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[FIN. i hope to write more little adventures in the inverted mystic woods! Sophia is a wild witch and Yonah a bit of a funny lump. Thanks for reading]

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title : cigarettes and parfaits [3] pairing : older!nanami kento x younger!reader [13 year age gap, ft toji fushiguro] Genre: romance, fluff, slice of life, josei, angst, comedy, strangers to lovers au

Summary: you’re pretty sure you’d remember marrying a man 13 years older than you, right?

Warnings: alcohol, smoking, mild smut, y/n making stupid decisions, everyones a human-au so yeh non-canon stuff and everyone’s happy (periODT) i keep forgeting to add that this isnt beta-rread..all of my stories arent so yeah shshs Notes: ah, i feel like this story will be lengthen more than 8-10 chapters shshshs i wanted to add a little spice anyways thanks for all the comments uwu ily all!

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“Y/N-chan!!!”

You cringe in embarrassment as soon as you hear that awfully familiar and cheerful voice, you could barely remember this man and the events that transpired the night before but here he was, acting like your new best friend. You weren’t even sure if you wanted to go here but you needed clarity. Surely you didn’t just legally marry a man at an Izakaya out of all places last night?

“Oh, you actually did marry him.” Gojo Satoru proclaims as soon as you take a seat across him, he gestures around his face, “I could tell by your whole, ‘I hope this guy is messing with me’ face. You have it, signed and sealed. Even got the cute matchy rings that I had one of my assistants delivered.”

You pale at the thought of his assistant coming in with a silver ring. Wasn’t he sober? How could he not have stopped you two from doing something as reckless and stupid as this? Weren’t older men supposed to be more responsible than this?

“Why the hell didn’t you stop us?” You groaned, burying your face in your hands, embarrassment painted all over your features.

“I was just as drunk as you two.” He confessed, scratching his head, “probably even more drunk but anyways back to the topic in hand, I only remembered it when the same assistant came in and congratulated me about it. It’s good I had your number on my phone before you two bailed.”

“So you don’t really remember?”

“Bits and pieces.” Gojo grinned, this guy was a maniac, how did the serious man you met just this morning have friends like this? You probably wouldn’t even last long, “I did call Nanami-”

He’s cut off by the rough sound of someone pulling a chair out, you immediately jump on your seat when you realize it’s Nanami Kento, the guy from this morning. The man you had recklessly married!

“This better be some prank you’re pulling, Satoru.” His voice was anything but kind that you almost wanted to hide behind Gojo’s back.

“Hey, hey.” Gojo raises his hands, “Don’t look at me. I didn’t force you into anything and stop scaring your poor little partner.”

Nanami snaps his gaze towards you and you notice how his eyes soften just a bit when he sees your red ears and your eyes looking away from him, “You better call Geto and fucking fix this, I refuse to bother this young-”

“It’s fine.” You cut him off, still shy and red, “It’s...fine...I just…Please don’t think I’m burdened by it. It was technically my fault for even agreeing immediately.”

Nanami clenches his jaw and turns away, “Nevertheless. L/N-san’s young. I hope to not be such an uncouth man like you.” he retorts, voice sharp as he eyes the white-haired businessman up and down. Gojo, seemingly used to it, rolls his eyes behind his dark shades.

“Maybe you guys should try it out.”

The blonde man looks like he’s about to smite the white-haired man out of existence yet Satoru remains oblivious to his friend’s gaze, “Don’t ya think so? It will take a while for those divorce papers to settle in so why don’t you two go out and get to know each other? Who knows…” he sing-songs the last part and Nanami is so close to chunking his briefcase towards the tall businessman, not even caring 

“Ah, he’s not exactly wrong, Nanami-san.” you try to calm him down, placing a small hand on his broad shoulder.

“Don’t tell me you’re actually listening to this idiot’s idea.” Nanami replied, gaze narrowing.

“Not really but you have some problems I can help you out on and I have problems that you can help me out on...Of course, the last say is on you...”

“Told you I actually had a brain.” Satoru piped in.

“Shut up, Satoru.” he quips, then turns to you, “I’m thirteen years older than you, L/N-san. I have two high school kids that could pass off as your siblings, and-”

“Well, I technically did marry you.”

“You were drunk.”

“Doesn’t exactly really excuse it.” You laugh nervously, “The whole divorce process usually lasts up to a few months, some even takes a whole year. I could help you out with the boys and I can use you to ward my family off from moving back home.”

Nanami is quiet for a moment, actually thinking about it. Weighing the pros and the cons, not only would you be able to help him out but you’d also be able to get Gojo and blind-dating out of his back.

There really wasn’t anything he could loose, really.

“Or you two might fall in love.” Satoru teases, making Nanami throw him another side-eye, as if saying ‘I dare you to say another word.’

It’s a Thursday today and Sukuna absolutely loathed Thursdays     apparently because it reminded him of Mondays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays. They all were far from the weekend     Everyone seems to be happier than usual though. Maybe it was because you were there teaching some basic shit at the board or something.

“...and if we transfer this here and change the positive to a negative, you’ll end up having five as your answer.” You smile, placing your chalk down, “Does anyone have any questions?”

Echoes of no’s resonated throughout the room.

“Alright then, let’s end the lesson here so you guys can have an early lunch. I don’t think an assignment is in order since many of you were able to get a perfect score in the activity awhile ago.” You winked. A couple of whoops resonated throughout the whole class right after. 

As the kids shuffle out of the room of the class, Sukuna remains behind. The ojisan had cooked them something delicious this morning and he wanted to eat it in peace without that pesky Nobara grabbing a share from his bento and Yuuji’s annoying babbles about horror movies with his best friend Junpei (the only one who was really bearable was Megumi, really)

“Sukuna-kun?” you called out, snapping him out of his small trance,  “Are you alright?”

He notices a glint of worry in your eyes, he had to admit since his transfer here last Monday, you were the least annoying teacher in the academy     the blue-haired professor in Japanese literature was absolute shit since he loved to tease him a lot and that bald-headed teacher in science who looked a lot like Mike Wazowski was an annoying twerp who loved dawdling in him and Yuuji’s business     and you were kind of good at your job. Not only did his idiot of a brother stop coming to him and their ojisan for help in math but he could actually do the worksheets right and get an actual decent grade at it.

“Yeah.” he roughly replies.

“That’s good.” You smiled, he watched as you bind their worksheets together and clip them in utmost delicacy, “You should head to the cafeteria now, I heard they’re serving milk bread today.”

Without saying anything more, you left the room, leaving him there in the silence.

Well, the Christmas tree idiot was right.

You kind of had a motherly aura on you and it didn’t even look forced.

No wonder, everyone in this room was whipped for you despite your subject being a pain in the ass.

“You look like an idiot.” You mumbled as you slapped Mahito’s hand away in annoyance, your workmate wiggling his eyebrows like the little shit he is.

You completely forgot you did have someone like Gojo Satoru in your life and it was one of your co-workers, Mahito, a Japanese literature teacher who was too nosy for his own good.

“You’ve got a ring on your ring finger and a mailman comes in and gives you an invite for Zen’in Toji’s fortieth birthday.” he whistles, “Even Jogo-sensei gossiped by the water cooler awhile ago, saying that you had eloped with the man. Not that I’m judging you or anything...”

You choke on your saliva, clearly thrown off by the backhanded comment. That darn bald-headed fool that looked like the green eyed monster from the DreamWorks cartoon, he sure needed to lay off the gossip and actually focus on his job as the head of the science department, “You’re not denying it.” Mahito stated, narrowing his eyes in suspicion, “Why aren’t you denying it?”

“I’m not dating Megumi-kun’s father.” You grumbled, finishing up your paperwork, “That man is off limits.”

“Right,” he drawls on sarcastically, “...because you have a strict rule against dating hot older men with money.”

“I also teach his kids and his cousin…” You deadpan.

“We don’t even have a rule against that.” He retorts, rolling his eyes, “If we did, Hanami-sensei would’ve been fired a long time ago.”

“You’re an asshole.”

“And you’re so secretive. If it isn’t Toji Zen’in, who’d ask you out?”

“Hey, I do have a man.” You huffed, “and he’s very kind and considerate...”

The image of the tall and lean man sleeping next to you slowly wormed its way back from your memory and you feel your cheeks start to flush. Good god, what were you? twelve? How embarrassing.

You needed to get that image off of your head, it wasn’t right.

It was all temporary, anyways and he doesn’t even see you in that sort of way-

“Yes, I’m Sukuna and Yuuji Itadori’s guardian…” a very familiar stoic voice could be heard from the nearby table, cutting your thoughts short. Wait, were you so head over heels for the man that you started imagining him here? Yuuji and Sukuna’s guardian? Wait a minute.

All color drained from your face as you snap your head behind you to find the same man you were imagining.

Oh no.

Oh no, indeed.

There stood Nanami Kento in all his glory;  crisp suit, stoic face, and eyes laced with mild worry.

“...L/N-sensei is Sukuna-kun’s adviser, by the way. It would be best to discuss this with them.” Akari somberly informed the man, turning to your direction. You don’t miss the shift of expressions when he sees you standing there.

Your mouth parts and you know you look like gawking fish trapped in a small aquarium.

“Akari-sensei’s looking at you with the new hot daddy.” Mahito mumbles next to you, eyeing him up and down, “Definitely wonder where all these old men come from these days.”

You were only half-listening to your co-worker because your head was all over the place, just what were the odds that he was the guardian of the new transferee’s? Just how awkward would everything be? Why did it even have to be at this school out of all places?

Never ending questions pop out of your head as you approached them, “Good afternoon, Nanami-san.” Your smile comes out very stiff and awkward while you hold your hand out for him to shake, clearly there was no memo on how you were suppose to act around your sort-of-fake-husband-whos-kids-you-actually-taught.

Nanami reverts back to his stoic expression as he clears his throat, “Yes, good afternoon to you too, L/N-sensei.” he greets, maintaining a straight-laced tone.

“Akari-sensei says that Sukuna has been quite...rude...in class…” you try to rack your brains up to describe his kid.

“Your son literally pointed out that the history lesson I was teaching was fake and that I should study again so he could get his tuition’s worth.” Akari looks clearly perplexed and ready to throttle the boy if it was legal. You had to admit, Sukuna went overboard with that insult.

You knew how passionate Nitta was about her job and what Sukuna just said to her was like a big ‘fuck you, you suck.’ to her.

“I’ll be sure to talk to him about this,” he sighs, bowing down, “I’d like to ask for forgiveness for that, the boy is a good and smart student-”

“Nanami-san, the school not only cares about grades but character as well.” Akari Nitta sighed, cutting him off, “I’ll let this slide once, if he does that again, it goes on the record.”

You internally bit your cheek, still trying to process everything that was going on.

“I understand. Thank you for that.”

“I’ll walk him out, sensei.” You immediately say soon after, wanting to have some alone time with him, “Let’s go, Nanami-san.”

You walk right next to him silently, some students peerlessly glancing at the tall blonde next to you but you were too immersed in thought to notice the stares, “Nanami-san?” you ask softly as soon as you reach the exit.

Nanami Kento looks at you, his eyes still laced with a bit of worry, “It’s okay.” you silently comforted him, “Just talk to him calmly.”

“That’s not the problem.” he sighed, “I just didn’t expect that the person I married would be the boy’s teacher.”

You sweat drop, “Aren’t you worried about talking to Sukuna? I mean, he literally just disrespected a teacher and you said that he and you weren’t in good-”

“It’s easier to talk to him about that rather than…” he paused, showing his ring, “this.”

You blinked.

Seemed like Nanami knew what to say about the little attitude problem his son had, “So you must be used to this?” you asked, “Him disrespecting the teacher?”

You notice the shift of expressions on his face, you had only known this man for a few days so far but he was starting to get easier to read. His eyes shed more emotion than his face, no wonder he likes wearing those funny sunglasses a lot.

“It’s something I’ve scolded him over a couple of times,” he gruffed, trying to dance around the subject, it seemed like he had such a soft spot to the point where he had a problem with disciplining them, “At times I believe it’s just because he’s way too smart for his age. The boy has read history books for fun when he was a kid and solved quadratic equations to prove that he’s better than me when he was ten.”

“It still doesn’t give him the free pass to say things like that to a teacher”

“I know,” he acknowledged, “I’ll be sure to give him a better scolding-”

“No, you see. This is why he thinks he can get away with it. He isn’t afraid of you. You’ll only probably tell him that you can’t do that.” you frown, crossing your arms, “You do know that not all sensei’s are as nice as Akari-sensei and he could get in trouble for that even more in the future, right?”

Silence lingered between you two for a moment and suddenly you realize that you must’ve said something way off the rails.

“I..” you turn red, embarrassed by the sudden outburst, “That was too much, wasn’t it?”

You look at him directly in the eye, the worry-filled ones are now replaced with a softer gaze. God, he really needed to stop looking at you like a kid. It would only make this set-up more awkward!

“No,” he mumbles, “It...It wasn't too much…”

“Oh.” you cleared your throat, flustered and looking away from his face, “Well, okay then goodbye then Nanami-sa-”

You needed to get out of this conversation quick.

“Kento.”

Your gaze snaps directly towards him, clearly taken aback by the correction.

“What?”

“We’re technically married now, right?” he softly corrected, “Call me Kento.”

“Oh,” You uttered again, this time softly. You looked down on your shoes, it seemed like the floor looked really interesting now, “Then bye-bye, Kento.”

“Bye Y/N.”

He leaves you standing there, cursing yourself because of your erratic heartbeat at the way he says your name in that voice. First name basis? okay, totally normal for sort-of lovers, right?

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I was gonna make a request based on your Eren x Gamer Reader post but then I saw you take poly requests... Erejean x Gamer Reader? (She/her pronouns btw ^_^)

sure thing anon! your brain is huge. i started a one shot which is now sitting in my drafts bc i literally dont know how to finish it. maybe i'll post it later but for now here you go headcanons woohoo

eren and jeans dynamic makes it look like its impossible for them to share a girlfriend but it actually? works surprisingly well?

arguing is kinda their love language in a very strange weird way. if theyre not fighting somethings wrong but their like constant bickering actually is rlly important to you three's relationship lmfaooo a lot of communicating is just eren and jean fighting and then you pick up on something they say and you three talk it out. plus its gets all their energy out at the end of the day... like when puppies run around in circles bc they didnt go on long enough walks

jean is the planner of the couple, always making sure you guys get tickets to see this that and whatever, always figures out how ur gonna get places and when everyone will be picked up, makes sure everyones schedules are free and that theres no big game release that you'll miss and eren doesnt have work and jean isnt volunteering

in terms of nerdiness jean is a decent middle ground between you (who says "ummm actually..." unironically) and eren (who thought dungeons and dragons was a kinky thing) because he lives with connie so he gets roped into playing stuff like rainbow six seige and watching battlestar galactica into late hours of the night. also he's an only child who was prone to boredom as a kid so he played video games like any other only child. that being said he has a more extroverted personality and aptitude for sports so he just never got as absorbed in it as you did

this kind of makes eren jealous tbh because he thinks jean has more to relate with you then him. but jealousy is like a natural feeling and despite his feigned reluctance jean is happy to share his knowledge with him.

plus eren realizes that what he lacks in video game and movie knowledge he makes up in anime bc jean is clueless on that front. once you went on this huge rant about how sailor moon would decimate goku in a fight and jean just goes "gokus the pirate with the fox spirit, right? hes trying to become number one pro hero right?"

speaking of eren eren and jean are on the same volleyball team (i hc they play volleyball bc theyre tall but i think theyd be cute on any sports team because im weak hearted) and you become their fave cheerleader <3 they look for you in the stands before each game and have their own little ritual for good luck. when he spots you jean jumps really high (despite the team captain, levi screams at him to save it for when the game starts) and makes a heart with his arms and blows you a kiss when he gets in the air and its so embarrassing so eren just dogpiles the embarassment but giving you an over exaggerated wink its the worst theyre gross

jean gets you into connie's discord server after you complain that people are really rude to you in online games and eren is quick to demand an invite too even though he literally plays nothing and has no idea how discord works. he will log in and ping you to show you a meme and even though connie's server is really chill with rules (like 10 ppl max, just some friends hanging out) he has always wanted to say "no memes in general" so he does it every time. you have to show eren how to use private messages once connie jokes abt eren being his discord kitten.

cuddle pile while watching movies... jean is a film buff so you three have movie nights rlly often. its usually you sandwiched in between them with jean behind you and eren in front of you so you can play with his hair. jean's movie taste is actually really broad and you and eren both find a ton of new favorites through him.

they both really like listening to you ramble. you can explain soooo much lore abt your fave series and theyre both really invested. eren is more invested in the characters while jean is more focused on what happens next, but theyre both listening rlly well and making sure you know they care. they kinda care in different ways though? while eren is just passionate and because he's so passionate he must know about all things you like, jean is either interested or just likes hearing your voice. of the two jean is more likely to give you short answers and he'll be more dozed off so he's good to go to when you just want to rant. eren is going to ask you more questions and get wayyy more confused so he's good to go to when you want to explain or flesh out your points.

jean finds eren's jealousy of fictional characters sooooo ridiculous. whenever eren is pouting about some new video game guy youre in love with jean is rolling his eyes because of course its eren jaeger he's just looking for things to get angry at. "what are they gonna do idiot, come out of the tv?" but then one day there's a character that looks a lot like eren and suddenly he understands everything. but he realizes you have a thing for guys with long hair. he'll keep the mullet around for a while

they both really like having you sat in their laps and (unbeknownst to you) in order to avoid conflict they created a system. cozy game? eren. reading? jean. watching anime? eren. watching something live action? jean. playing a game on your phone? eren. watching an analysis video for your favorite franchise? jean. just messing around on your computer? rock paper scissors, best of three. eren likes to hug you tight and rest his head on your shoulder while talking to you. when it gets quiet he'll nuzzle his face in your neck and give you small kisses there. while jean likes to put his hands under your shirt and rest it on your stomach while you two chat. he's puts his head on your head or throws it back depending on your height and kinda just likes letting his hands wander, like rubbing up and down your arms or tickling you lightly.

you: i hate this stupid game

eren: yeah babe that game fucking sucks (has never played it in his life)

jean: then stop playing it?

you and eren, at the same time: what? no.

all in all they are good boyfriends 10/10 would recommend.

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Jade finally gets the chance to hang out with Rose but when she gets to her house it’s just her mom there. She ends up stuck with the bottom heavy broad in more ways than one.

[7/24/2016 12:52:29 PM] Johnaya: Oh boy has Jade been looking forward to this visit for quite some time. It wasn't often that she got to see her friends on account of Bec not wanting her to go. What was the problem? It's not like it took forever to get there or anything and he can just come and get her whenever he wants. Silly dog. In any case she had been placed in front of one Rose Lalonde's house, backpack strapped to her and a smile on her face. With a deep sniff she bounded towards the door, not caring about the puddles of rain water everywhere, splashing it every which way. Once she reached the stark white door she gave a small cough to ready herself and excitedly knocked on the door, grin still on her face. Oh she couldn't wait to see Rose. [7/24/2016 6:44:18 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: Aaand what a bummer, she wouldn't get to see her quite yet. Instead of the linguistically adept Lalonde that Jade had expected she was met with a tall woman opening the door, a martini glass in one hand and the knob in the other. Her hair was large and poofy and she wore a white labcoat-like dress. "Oh! You're not the mailman!" the woman exclaimed in surprise at Jade and leaned her head out, scanning the area for the strapping young man who delivered all her online purchases. When he was nowhere to be found she let her attention return to Jade, as if only now realizing she was there. "My, what is a lady like you doing on our doorstep- oh hang on! You must be Rose's friend! Hah I can not believe I forgot that!" The woman let out a hearty laugh and hit herself on the forehead; the martini in her hand was obviously not her first one. By now Jade should probably have noticed the large white mass distending from the sides of the woman's hips, covered by the dress and taking up the whole doorway. "How unfortunate, Rose had to go shopping and hasn't come back yet. I suppose little old me will do as a host in the meanwhile! I so rarely get the chance, Rose always thinks I'm too intrusive! I'm her mom, pleased to meet you... Jane, was it?" [7/24/2016 6:52:59 PM] Johnaya: Jade blinked as she looked up at the taller woman, eyes trailing her fanciful science coat dress. It gave her visions of her own scientific inquiries, the grin on her face staying firmly planted. Just as she was about to start gabbing about that though she realizes she didn't introduce herself yet. Plus she didn't want to bore Rose's mom with science details. "uh its jade but you got pretty close! and yeah im roses friend" Her eyes moved to that sloshing martini and then to the curious white expanse behind Rose's mother, quirking an eyebrow. "aw rose isnt here? that sucks but yeah we can definitely hang out until she gets back! which would be when exactly?" Jade kept trying to take a few steps forward every so often to try and slip passed but kept being unsure what with that thing she was uncertain about. "so um can i come in then?" [7/24/2016 7:07:26 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: "Oh I don't know." Rose's mom said and waved her hand in the air, shrugging. "She left sometime earlier, I didn't keep track of when. Rose's back when she's back." Probably because she had been sipping alcohol and lost track of time but Jade didn't need to know that. "Well Jade I'm very happy to meet you. My name is Roxanne but Rose calls me Mom." she said and tittered, stepping back and then turning around. As she did so Jade got to really see what the protrution was; bulging out from the dress was a massive ring attached to Roxanne's rear, twice her hips in width which were already sizeable so that it was apparent she would have to squeeze herself through any doorway. Yet Rose's mom did not seem to care that she was putting up a display for the tanned girl, heading deeper into the house. "Your journey must have been exhausting. Do you want anything to drink? Vodka? Gin? Orange juice?" She motioned for the couch at the other end of the room for Jade to sit on, herself making her way to the kitchen. "I am surprise the taxi just left you here without checking if it was the right house! You could have ended up at a stranger's place far out in the forest. Irresponsible adults." she said and took a sip from a bottle of brandy laying on the kitchen sink. [7/24/2016 7:20:24 PM] Johnaya: A frown showed on Jade's face as Roxanne said she didn't know when she'd be back, Jade nearly sighing before she remembered she was with company. No need to be rude now, especially to her friend's mother. "yeah! me too though i guess you wont want me to call you mom huh? :P" Jade giggled a bit and smiled at the older woman before she turned around. What Jade saw made her do a double take. That white mass was attached to Rose's mother and Jade's knowledge of the human body told that that was most likely the woman's asshole. She watched it bulge and press against the doorframe momentarily before she stepped away, the white tube stretching a good few feet behind her. "uh muh hmm huh mmm" Jade fumbled over her words as she slowly walked into the house behind Roxanne, far too focused on that colossal asshole. In all of her perusing she'd seen pictures of people, mostly furries, with expanded anuses but never one this massive. She trips as she makes it to the couch and scrambles to not look so strange, just sitting down on it after flailing for a few seconds. "uh orange juice is fine yeah! and dont worry. my guardian took special care to get me here." [7/24/2016 7:31:48 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: Roxanne merely giggled at Jade's comment to call her mom and then shook her head, clearly amused by the idea. "No need to make Rose jealous." She poured up a tall glass of juice for Jade, stopped herself from adding alcohol to it, and then refilled her own martini glass. She made her way over to the couch opposite of the one Jade was in and made herself comfortable, the anus spreading out a bit as she sat on it. While standing it had to have been sticking out two feet from her ass, but it was hard to tell what it would look like without the dress restraining it. Not that Jade would think about that, would she? "Your guardian was here? Aw, I would have loved to meet them. I get so, so lonely out here sometime." Roxanne sighed longingly and slowly circled the edge of her glass with a finger before taking a sip. She smiled at Jade as she put her glass down on the table and then clasped her hands together. "So I heard you lived on an island, correct? Sounds exotic! How many live on it?" [7/24/2016 8:17:50 PM] Johnaya: Jade was definitely thinking about that, eyes still glued to the massive protrusion. She barely even registered when Roxanne handed her her drink, shaking her head and smiling as she took it. "its just me actually. and my guardian. but we definitely get by really well!" Watching Roxanne sit down was another thing Jade couldn't help but watch, seeing that immense ring squish further against the cushions. It wasn't hard not to start feeling a bit of arousal even if it was towards Rose's mother. Remembering again that she was in public Jade deftly crossed her legs to hide anything that might be starting to show. "what about you miss lalonde? whats it like here aside from the uh loneliness. since i was on the island by myself i know what its like to be lonely too. so maybe well end up helping each other with that!" [1:38:40 AM] Creamfilledkittytitties: "Just you?" she exclaimed and put a hand to her own chest, shifting a bit in her seat and making her ass, and asshole, wobble. "My, at least I can take a cab into the city. My deepest sympathies Jade." Her thoughts trailed off for a moment, the woman staring into the distance before squinting and thoughtfully mumbling with just a hint of a drunken slur. "Though being on a tropical island all by myself does sound appealing. I could go skinny-dipping without being bothered at all..." Her eyes suddenly returned to Jade and she sat up straight, letting out a short and loud laugh. "Well as long as you get by I suppose it must be a wonderful home. And you use the internet to chat with my daughter a lot yes? I wouldn't want to butt in between you two." Rose's mom leaned forward and said in a joking, lower voice "Or do I?" before sitting back with a smirk and a chuckle. [1:53:05 AM] Johnaya: It takes quite a bit of effort for Jade not to make a comment about butts, still crossing her legs to try and stifle any arousal. She wouldn't want to display herself like that to Rose's mom. The mention of skinny dipping though did make this harder and she can't help but make a comment. "well yeah i basically skinny dip all the time! heck i dont usually wear clothes at home since theres no one around and if you were there well i guess you wouldnt have to wear anything either." A blush crept onto Jade's face as she realized that probably sounded a bit like an invitation to get nude. Not that she could bring herself to try and correct what she said, eyes locking back onto that couch sized asshole Roxanne was sitting on. [2:11:20 AM] Creamfilledkittytitties: Watching Jade fluster after the not-so-innocent thing she had just said made Roxanne bring up a hand to her own mouth and giggle, bouncing a bit in her seat. How adorable, blushing like that. "I could never do that! Again. Rose gets so uppity about it so I've taken to stop walking naked around the house." Jade seemed to have awoken something in Rose's mom though, since she stood up and slowly made her way around the table, moving gracefully despite the massive donut poking out from her rear. She sat herself down on the armrest, thinking lewd thoughts to herself as it sank into her hole, sitting close to the blushing girl. "Rose isn't here though..." One hand affectionately began to pet Jade on the head, her fingers kindly scratching the other's scalp. If Jade paid closer attention she would be able to see the ring twitch slightly around the armrest, Roxanne sinking a bit deeper onto it but appearing indifferent. [2:22:58 AM] Johnaya: Jade gulped as she watched Roxanne stand up from her seat and then hearing that massive pucker squelch as it sucked on the armrest. So huge was said anus that Jade slid slightly over more as it enveloped part of the couch. Of course she still stayed close enough that Roxanne could press her pucker onto Jade if she tried. Jade just didn't want to be caught off guard by it. "um that means you want to go back to my place and go skinny dipping? i promise the waters really warm and relaxing! but even though it sounds like fun my guardian might be uh a bit ornery. you know?" Jade's eyes glanced down at the twitching pucker, watching it spread further across the couch cushion as more arm went inside of it. Would only be a few more seconds or so before it rested against her and she was definitely ready for it. [2:32:13 AM] Creamfilledkittytitties: Roxanne thought for a moment and then shook her head, stating. "No, you are right. I wouldn't want to upset your guardian and like Rose would get mad if I took a vacation and ran off with her girl- hm, I mean friend. Oops, got things mixed there!" She laughed again and finished of the rest of her martini in one swoop, wanting to focus more on Jade than alcohol at the moment. It goes without saying that she found Jade to be something quite special for her to prioritize like that. "We have a river here though... And as long as Rose isn't home then I don't see a reason why we can't walk around nude. As your host I feel I should follow my guest's customs!" She then jumped off the armrest into the couch, the side of her asshole pressing up against Jade's thigh and waist as she sat down on it. "Come on Jade, it wouldn't hurt any, would it?" Roxanne had already begun to unbutton the dress, starting at the top and going teasingly slow downwards. [2:37:30 AM] Johnaya: More gulps came from Harley as she continued to watch Roxanne, tensing up as she watched the much larger woman spring up. "well i meant later! then we could all go if you wanted. so then rose doesnt get left out either." She tried to play off her previous statement still right up until Roxanne was offering for them to get nude. Now Jade was a smart girl and should know better than to accept such an offer. But damn if she didn't want to see Rose's mom naked. With a small nod she looked at Roxanne which turned into a bigger nod as she jumped up. "uh yeah! no it should be fine. i mean im naked most of the time anyway." And with that she quickly yanked off her shirt, exposing her decently sized chest, and started to work on unbuttoning her skirt but stopped suddenly. "well you first. you are the one who offered after all. and im used to being naked more often than you." [2:50:21 AM] Creamfilledkittytitties: While Roxanne had to admit that it wasn't common for her to offer getting naked to people she was pretty certain that most would not be as eager to go nude as Jade was. She was even surprised by how casually she threw off her shirt, stopping her own unbuttoning to look up. Oh! Apparently she hadn't been wearing a bra underneath, and judging from how tanned she was even under her shirt it seemed like the islander hadn't been lying about being constantly naked. A small rouge appeared on Rose's mom's cheeks and she stood up from the couch, nodding. "I guess that is fair. Give me a moment, taking off clothes isn't always that easy for me." She winked at Jade and turned around, taking off the top part of her dress so that it fell off her and gathered up on her waist. Roxanne quickly unhooked her bra and threw it off, still keeping her back turned because she knew that even with a sizeable chest Jade cared only about one thing. She leaned forward and started to shimmy the rest of her dress down her body instead of unbuttoning it, more of her pale skin showing until she got to her asshole. She wiggled back and forth and Jade got to see the enormous donut-shaped cushion swell outwards, the wrinkly folds twitching as Rose's mom could finally let her anus out of the constricted place. Sighing happily she stepped forward and out of her dress, the lack of panties a noticable detail, and then sat herself back down on the armrest. Only now she had no clothes to hide where it was disappearing into. "Ah, that feels so much better." [2:15:55 PM | Edited 2:17:11 PM] Johnaya: Despite how energetically Jade stripped off her shirt she was still incredibly nervous, primarily from wondering how Rose's mother looked in the nude, something she'd find out soon enough. "take your time!" Jade grinned as she spoke, trying not to let her nervousness show. Her heart was pounding in her chest as the pallid woman steadily stood up and began removing her shirt. As the bra came off Jade gulped again, staring at the massive anus pointed straight at her. White fabric slowly but surely slid down and down before getting hitched at about miss Lalonde's rump, something Jade expected. However what happened next after a few additional tugs was... Well. It was kind of what she expected too but it was still startling. Once Roxanne's asshole was freed from her clothes it practically doubled in size in all ways, only a foot or so away from Jade in her current position. She could see all the wrinkles and folds lining the colossal anal tube, being reminded of the orange gourds she grew back at home though obviously a different color. Watching her sit back on the arm rest brought Jade back to her senses, mostly, and she managed to say something. "yeah ill bet! you practically swelled out of your clothes. they must be really constricting huh? what for? :o" Jade tried to make it seem like she didn't notice Mom Lalonde's enormous anus but she wasn't sure if she managed it, mostly hoping for some explanation. Even if all that might do is make her even hornier. [2:45:12 AM] Creamfilledkittytitties: If Jade wanted to make herself appear naive or innocent, she messed up since she had used words that even the tipsy mom could determine the truth of. And the occassional glances made it even more obvious. "Oh yes, you have no idea." she said, tugging at her asshole towards herself, the ring squelching around the armrest. "I need to have it like that, otherwise I have such a hard time rubbing against doorways so much that I... Hm, nevermind!" Roxanne tried to play off her almost freudian slip with a laugh, grinning first at Jade but then changing her expression to a smirk. "I hope it hasn't intimidated you from undressing now, has it?" she said slyly, intentionally clenching her ass so that the enormous wrinkly donut made ever more obscene sounds, Roxanne enjoying the feeling of riling Jade up. [10:11:13 AM] Johnaya: "h-has what made me intimidated?" Still trying to play naive to hopefully get Roxanne to expose on her colossal hole she fumbled on her words. Well at least that made her seem less sure and thus probably a bit cuter. Though it was hard to keep that up with that massive pink ring twitching and flexing not even a few feet in front of her. "but uh no! im still going to get more comfortable just like you." Jade gulped as her hands moved down to her skirt, slowly unbuttoning the piece of fabric. She was nervous about what Rose's mom might think of her own appendage but then remembered what she had herself and how confident she was about it. With a deep breath Jade finally tugged down her skirt with her butt facing Roxanne, showing her equal lack of panties. Of course what her eyes might be drawn to inside was the orbs swinging between Jade's legs, shifting around as she stepped from her clothes and moving even further as she plopped back on the couch. Nestling above them was unmistakably a penile sheathe, Jade reaching a hand down to scratch it gently, her head sized nuts tugging upward briefly before sagging once more. "phew! i know what you mean about being constricted though." [3:54:39 PM | Edited 3:55:42 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: Roxanne had to admit that she found Jade rather cute the way that she pretended to ignore her pucker, and the big buckteeth made her even more adorable. She felt a bit suspicious that Jade had slowed down her undressing, having so easily thrown off her shirt, but she decided to let the girl take her time and get the skirt of at her own rate. A small gasp escaped Rose's mom's lips as Jade showed off her impressive sack, the gonads larger than what should be normal. Then again, Roxanne had something like that as well, albeit even more huge. Surprisingly she couldn't see a cock where it should have been, causing her to lean over. Was that a sheathe? "Yup, gosh! I didn't know Rose's friend was a hermaphrodite. Or close enough." She playfully poked Jade's belly over her sheathe, gnawing on the inside of her own lip. "I can understand why you walk around naked all time." Her hand stayed on Jade's belly to stroke it gently, eventually sneaking down onto her thigh. [4:25:36 PM] Johnaya: Jade resisted her urge to let out a little flail at suddenly being touched by the hotter, older woman. Not that she didn't approve of it. She just still couldn't believe it was happening. Her eyes looked down at the hand on her stomach and she gulped again, trying to get back a bit of her resolve. "yeah! my balls get super hot on the island. ive complained about that to rose before. she said she knows where im coming from but when i asked she said not to pry. weird! you wouldnt know about that would you miss lalonde?" As coy as she was acting towards Roxanne's asshole she just couldn't act that way towards her own genitals, too relieved at having them free now. "what about you? you complained about wanting to walk around naked too! what makes being nude so alluring?" And right back to trying to get her to talk about her asshole. Jade's sheathe visibly twitched and gave a little flex as she finished her sentence, looking at Rose's mom with desire. [5:08:09 AM] Creamfilledkittytitties: "No idea, Jade. Though I wouldn't be surprised if my Rosie enjoyed researching stuff like that." Roxanne replied with a giggle, her hand gently sweeping along Jade's thigh. The question about her own enjoyment of being naked did make her give Jade a "really?" look, since it was very damn obvious why. "Oooh it has something to do with my little backside is all. It just feels less... constricting." She leaned herself closer to Jade, gently biting her own lip while giving the girl an odd look. Roxanne had gotten rather enticed by Jade's sheath and wanted to see what it was all about. She was a scientist, after all! The hand on Jade's lap grew more adventurous and began to stroke the inside of her thigh, occassionally brushing against the warm sheath. [9:30:05 AM] Johnaya: "yeah maybe. although." Jade thought for a moment, tapping her chin. "maybe rose has balls too! though you dont seem to have any. so maybe not." Jade gave a little sigh and wiggled against the couch, getting a bit more comfortable. For the moment she just sort of ignored the hand creeping along her thigh. Ignoring in a good way of course seeing as she hadn't freaked out. "oh? little backside? whatever do you mean miss lalonde?" Knowing she probably wouldn't get a detailed answer because, well, it was so obvious Jade instead scooted a bit closer to Roxanne. "do you mean this?" Her hand extended forward and just nonchalantly pressed against the doughy anus, sinking into the soft flesh deep enough to cover Jade's whole hand. "i might be a scientist but im having a hard time figuring out what it is! but i guess with your skirt gone it is a lot bigger and less confined." [7:08:04 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: "I think I'd know if my own daughter had balls." Probably. Rose did dabble in dark magic and she wasn't the most attentive of mothers. She was fairly certain though. Having Jade continue fake innocense made Roxanne feel a bit more brazen and since she seemed so interested... might as well tease her a bit. "You must be really isolated living on your island lol. This..." she said and stood up right in front of Jade, leaning forward slightly so she could shove her ass out. "Is my asshole. Bigger than most I'm sure. Go figure." Her hands began to squeeze her wrinkly donut, Roxanne purposefully clenching and playing with it to entice Jade. It was almost like a lapdance, only that Jade's lap would have been swallowed up by the asshole if she moved back any further. She did look over her shoulder though, to gauge Jade's reaction to her squelching ring. [7:23:12 PM] Johnaya: Evidently Roxanne's pucker wasn't as sensitive as Jade might have suspected with how she didn't react at all to Jade pushing her hand against the squishy ring. Not that miss Harley minded of course, especially with what happened next. As miss Lalonde stood up Jade gulped once more as that colossal ring wobbled and bounced, eyes trailing it as the woman spun around. "y-yeah. it gets pretty lonely." Roxanne's anus was about a foot or two away from the island girl, nearly brushing her knees. She could feel her sheathe twitching in arousal already. "but wow! so this is your anus huh? i was kind of wondering what i saw bulging out your clothes. and eating part of the couch." With Roxanne's new position Jade can't help but reach her hands forward to rub and squeeze at the twitching, puckering ring. That was of course until she gave a small squeak and realized she hadn't asked something important. "me touching it isnt bad right? i wouldnt want to upset or offend you!" [7:31:46 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: Jade's response made Roxanne give off a short yet amused laugh, the enormous ring wobbling from it. "Yeah like don't even get me started on chairs. Can't use 'em." Better not ask what the stools at the kitchen were used for then when Roxanne was home alone. Since Jade seemed to eager to get her hands on the donut she decided to play with her a bit more, clenching her asshole harder and letting go so that it was like the whole ring pulsated. She even got one of Jade's hands stuck in a wrinkle for a moment, where she kneaded it with surprising skill before letting go. "Mmm no it feels great. I have so many things rubbing up against it all the time anyway so I won't deny Rose's friend if she wants to." Roxanne sighed contently and gave Jade a wink, smiling. "I think you're enjoying it, righty?" [12:14:04 AM] Johnaya: "i would imagine so yeah. or couches for that matter!" Jade giggled and with Roxanne's blessing she continued to knead the doughy ring. It was so warm and smooth feeling, like heated leather, but was covered in wrinkles and folds. In fact as Jade kept kneading the pucker her hand was swallowed up by one, rubbing along her hand almost the same as if another person was holding it. So enthralled with it was she that she barely heard what Roxanne said, head shooting up to give an eager nod. "oh, uh, yes! i really really am. excuse me but you are monstrously huge maam. im pretty sure you could probably swallow me up whole with it if you took a step backwards!" Jade tried not to sound enthusiastic about that idea, instead giggling and continuing her manual stimulation of Roxanne's behind. Down below, between her legs, the arousal was hard to ignore though. Her thick member was starting to poke its way out of her sheathe though just the tip for now. [3:36:37 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: "Ah, couches aren't any problem. Usually." Oddly enough a small blush appeared on Roxanne's cheeks at saying that, though whatever the backstory was she did not seem to elaborate further on it. Even though she was used to having things pressing up against her anus being groped wasn't all too common and she could feel herself get more excited as Jade's hands kept on roaming her folds. "Aw I wouldn't do that Jade." she said with a grin, flexing her donut teasingly. "Rose would be so angry if she found out and we were just coming back down from a week's bout of passive-aggressive war." Despite saying this she shoved her ass backwards suddenly, her anus pressing up and twitching against Jade's body for a few seconds before she pulled back. "Though a nibble won't hurt.~" [3:44:03 PM] Johnaya: Jade quirked an eyebrow at how Roxanne said that, a small smirk showing on her face. Oh she'd definitely ask about that later. Right now though she was focused on the asshole and not its stories, her hands roaming along the thick anal folds. It was really amazing just how skilled this woman was with her pucker. "passive aggressive war? what did the too of you fight about who could stuff the most up their butt? because that sounds a lot like something rose would do!" Her sentence got cut off as miss Lalonde pushed back and nearly swallowed Jade up just from that small motion, the green eyed girl letting out a surprised but pleased noise. As Roxanne pulled back Jade panted gently, looking down at her crotch, watching her cock steadily lengthen and twitch. "well. what if i asked you to sit on me? and ill give this anus a few nice nibbles.~" [4:08:21 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: "Lady I'd like you not to make assumptions about my daughter. Rose is a prim and proper woman. Unlike me." Rose's mom had pouted at first but then began giggling, bringing up a hand to cover her lips. "It was simply me forgetting to buy her a grimoire of some sort. I thought I had given her cash for it but sometimes I forget!" It's not easy remembering things when you are flat out drunk and passed out on the sofa. But why, Roxanne wasn't to blame for that. It's the universe's fault for making alcohol a thing. Rose's mom was going to say something else when Jade caught her attention, or rather her dick did. She arched her eyebrows in surprise and then excitement, turning herself around so that she was facing the endowed girl. "Oopsie, did I get you excited?" she teased and sank down on her knees in front of Jade, looking curiously at her sex. Not only that it had poked out of the sheath Jade had, which was odd in its own right, but it lacked a head and tapered off to a tip. The size was impressive too; not many could boast having an almost foot long cock. "You know, I must say I never expected a girl like you to have close to the biggest dick I've ever seen." Curious, she gently reached forward to attempt wrapping her hand around it, her lower lip being bit hard. [4:15:45 PM] Johnaya: "im not! i just know rose would probably do something like that. take a few of your dildos and brag that she could fit them all. including the big white and pink one." Which was definitely not something Rose had told Jade about before. Not that she'd admit it to Roxanne right now. She was focused solely on ass, hands still pulling and squishing as much as they could. As she worked her cock continued to throb and finally pressed against part of Roxanne's asshole, the pillowy folds wrapping around it. Before she could enjoy it for too long though Roxanne swung herself around and was sitting in front of Jade, something she did with surprising speed. The air rapidly cooled now that that massive pucker wasn't next to Jade and she gave a shiver, smiling at Roxanne before quirking her head. "huh? whats the biggest youve seen then?" As Roxanne's hand pressed against the thick shaft Jade gave a gasp as it thickened suddenly, still swelling upwards as well. [4:22:57 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: Roxanne's hand began to slide up and down the still growing length of the shaft, now amazed by the fact that she could feel it throb thicker even as it got too a whole foot in length. "We used to have this mailman but..." she started but lost her train of thought, too enamoured by Jade's length to continue talking about what seemed to be the second largest cock she would ever see. She did get a sense of enjoyment having Jade react so much to having it simply touched, so she decided on taking things a step further and begin to slide faster, interested to see where this was going. "With balls like yours I was surprised to see no shaft at first but I see now you were just hiding the goods from me. And they didn't lie about your size either.~" Her voice was lot thicker and sultry, and without waiting for Jade to give a go ahead she leaned forward and gave the few top inches a lick, giving off an intentionally lewd moan in the process. [4:35:06 PM] Johnaya: Jade couldn't help but giggle and smile down at Roxanne. "well you moved from the mailman to the dog!" Another giggle came from her but it was soon replaced by a small groan and whimper as Roxanne's hands slid along her slick shaft. The added stimulation just made it get girthier and longer much quicker, spreading Roxanne's fingers apart. It didn't take very long before it was a foot and a half long and nearing two feet, Jade still whimpering and groaning. She was definitely not used to feeling like this, having dealt with this stuff all on her own before. So engulfed by pleasure was she that she didn't even notice miss Lalonde inch closer, eyes shooting open as the tongue touched her shaft. "oo-ooh!" Her shaft gave a throb and a few thick ropes of translucent pre-cum spurted out but given how thick they were one might be forgiven for thinking Jade had just cum. [4:49:38 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: Roxanne had unfortunately been at point blank range of Jade's premature ejaculation and the ropes of pre fell over her face and into her hair, drawing lines across her nose and mouth. As Jade calmed down she stared at the cock for a moment before laughing, though quickly sobering after a second or two. "I take it you are quite inexperienced then? Or maybe I'm just so good that you cum this quickly." she said bemused as she wiped some gunk off her cheek. Jade did live alone on an island so there was probably no mailman to fuck. What did concern her was the size the girl was getting to. One feet was impressive but close to two? She wasn't even sure there were porn stars that big. Which, in Rose's mom's case, meant this was a jackpot. "Dog? I don't see... Oh!" While Jade's statement was weird it dawned on Roxanne that it wasn't wrong, sort of. The lack of a head and the texture did make it look like a dog cock! Her cheeks fired up to a full red from embarrassment but her hands never stopped stroking and soon she leaned in again starting to lap more. [5:04:49 PM] Johnaya: A small nod came from Jade. "yeah though that wasnt cum. it was just a bit of pre!" Jade giggled as small ropes started to spurt from her shaft, slowly rolling down the front and down onto her sheathe and balls. She sighed contentedly as she leaned back against the couch, pushing her crotch more towards Roxanne. With all the little licks and sucks it didn't take much longer before she reached two feet but amazingly Jade just kept on growing. "it is definitely a dog dick. i dont know why i have one but at least me and bec share that then!" Two feet went by much quicker than one and she was rapidly growing towards two and a half, cock twitching and flexing eagerly. Might be a bit of work after this point but she was definitely ready for it, reaching a hand down to rub the base of her sheathe. [5:28:45 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: Just pre-cum? But it had been enough to match a full grown man! And thick too! Jade must be more potent what it initially seemed like. She began to lick up the pre and while it was clearer the consistency was the same as real jizz. Swallowing it down she wrapped her lips around the tip and took a few loads directly into her mouth, her cheeks bulging out quickly from how much Jade was putting out. Satisfied with her little "experiment" she gulped that down as well, smacking her lips. "Wow, I usually get my partner ready by giving them a blowjob but with your size I don't think I have enough spit to coat it." She couldn't wrap her fingers around it anymore and even with two hands it was difficult. Roxanne didn't bother asking who this "Bec" was but hey, maybe she could meet them and have some fun as well. She began to stroke it faster, using both hands just to be able to do it properly. "It's just so massive... I'm almost sad Rose didn't invite you here sooner! Or that I took a vacation to your island." [5:50:32 PM] Johnaya: "i asked her before but both of us didnt know how id get her. plus she was worried you might do something weird." Jade blinked for a moment and looked down, chuckling and grinning. "probably something like this! not that im going to complain." Watching her cheeks balloon out from Jade's pre made Jade let out a small groan, biting her bottom lip. Roxanne could no doubt feel the reddish cock growing into her mouth, poking against the back of her throat briefly before Jade pulled back a bit. Plus that let miss Lalonde get a better grip on the meaty shaft. Jade gasped as she hit the three foot mark and her cock just throbbed and pulsed, seemingly trying to grow more. Her sheathe tensed and was being pushed at by something inside, Jade gnawing her bottom lip. "mmm you want to see massive? ive still got more! itll just be a bit of work to get the last bit out." Wanting to help her hands reach down to stroke the slick shaft, both of their hands nowhere near close to wrapping around it, even together. [6:04:56 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: At three feet Roxanne thought it was excessive, but hearing Jade proclaim that there was indeed more made her gasp loudly, blinking a few times and looking down at what should have been an erect cock feet ago. "Well we better get to work then.~" she said exhilirated and began to jerk Jade in earnest, using her own spit and the great amounts of pre as lube. She thought of using her asshole but from previous experience her partners always came immediately when she did, and that's not what she was aiming for here. Yet. Instead she comprimised by working her anus as loudly as possible, making a loud "SQUELCH!" as she squeezed it together tightly. She had amazing control despite its size and she couldn't wait until she got the entirety of Jade's cock inside of her. Well, she would have to see how big it was first. For now she could simply enjoy jerking it and getting her face and hair splashed with unhealthy amounts of pre. [6:41:21 PM] Johnaya: Jade grinned as Roxanne eagerly got to work, helping the older woman as much as possible. Her hands slid effortlessly along her pre-cum slicked dick, throwing her head back in arousal. Already she could feel pressure on her sheathe as she tried desperately to grow more. However she was having some troubles with it it seemed, biting her lip in frustration. Luckily for her though miss Lalonde solved that problem. Jade could hear that humongous asshole flexing and squelching, watching in awe as it visibly shrank every time Roxanne clenched it, nearly getting it to the size it was in her dress. With one final groan Jade thrust her hips forward as her knot pushed its way from the tight sheathe, a sharp gasp accompanying it. As she say back down, laying back against the couch, Roxanne would now see it. Calling it huge would be an understatement. The whole knot itself was about a foot long and was ludicrously thick, Jade reaching down to rest her hands on it before pulling back. Her red cock gave a few final twitches, growing a bit more upwards, before starting to widen quite a bit. By the time it had ended up growing her cock was nearly as wide as her torso while her knot far surpassed that, stretching beyond her hips. "phew! there we go.~" [6:53:39 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: It wasn't hard to notice the frustration on Jade's face, though Roxanne couldn't see why she would act that way. Handjobs were meant to be good! She got her answer though as out of the sheath a large, warm ball slid out, adding to the length of the cock and pulsating from the futa girl's arousal. It was enough to make Roxanne stop her stroking, staring at it in disbelief as the cock thickened considerably. Her hands fell down to her sides and she realized that she had been staring for several seconds. "Oh um..." she started, wiping off some more pre that had landed on her face from before. What to do you say to something like that? "Fuck. Ing. Awe. Some.~" She got up and stumbled over to Jade's lap and the knot in it, gently starting to feel up the orb. "I mean babe even without this you would totes get access to my backdoor protection lol. I mean my ass. This is massive!" She gave Jade a quick glance and nudged her side. "I won't believe you if you say you aren't finished but this is as big as you get, right?" [10:32:46 AM] Johnaya: While Roxanne gawked Jade just gently massaged at her sheathe, trying to soothe it a bit. Not that it really hurt having her knot come out but it was a bit uncomfortable but the pleasure she got afterwards always made up for it. She didn't even notice Roxanne had stopped touching until she heard her fumble over her words then move closer to rub the knot. Jade giggled and smiled at Roxanne, giving a little shrug. "i actually still get bigger! though i dont know how much bigger. i dont pay attention usually since im just jerking off." Regardless she moved her hands to the side of her knot and pulled them apart, switching from a foot to a few inches to nearly as wide as they'd go before she just shrugged and stopped. "yeah i dont have a clue! but im sure youre very eager to find out huh?" [7:09:26 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: Roxanne thought she was done fawning over at how large Jade was but that she could get even bigger still? She just had to experience that. But as it seemed right now Jade's prick seemed to stay in size and there was no need waiting for the girl to lose interest. "You know it!" With impressive skill for someone who has an asshole several times wider than themself she got up on her feet, making her way back to the tip of the feetlong cock. "And I'm sure you're eager finding out me finding out, huh?" she said giddily with a glint in her eye. Once again turning around she showed her anus to Jade, but this time not just for the tanned nudist to look and grope it. Considering her size it wasn't difficult for her to push back and fit the tip of the dogdick inside her donut, where she began to clench and squeeze it. After a few seconds she stepped forward again, wiggling her behind. "It does seem like I've forgotten my lube upstairs and I just caaan't be asked to go get it right now. So how about you help me get soaked between my cheeks, will you?~" [11:30:30 AM | Edited 11:31:13 AM] Johnaya: Jade gasped and moaned as the asshole tensed against her cock. It was like Roxanne's hands were all over her again only even softer and there was a dozen of them. Jade has to keep herself from bucking and cumming right there, instead spurting vast amounts of pre-cum. As Roxanne pulled away she let her breath out, sighing blissfully. It took her a few moments to comprehend, just blinking and starting at the fat, pink asshole. "what do you mean? how would i" Jade quickly noticed what Roxanne meant, eyes trailing down to her squirting cock. With a few giggles she nodded and stood up behind the older woman. Rather than place her tip at the hole and cover there first Jade decided to take Roxanne's words more seriously, jerking herself off and splattering pre-cum all over the swollen anus. "might as well be thorough right?" Seeing that huge thing glisten in the light as Jade's pre-cum rolled along it just made her even hornier, making more pre-cum spurt out. Oh this definitely wasn't going to take long. [1:30:54 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: Roxanne had already found the feeling of precum in her anus to be pleasant and when Jade began to giggle and stand up she had to bite her lip to not let out a squeal of excitement. For a mother she sure had some childishness in her still. She cooed happily as Jade began to splurt pre over the folds of her wrinkly asshole, her hands going back to squeeze and knead her donut. Even with it being so massive it did not take long before Jade had managed to soak it in sticky pre, the translucent substance dripping onto the floor in large globs. Rose's mom tried to tense up and let out an airy moan as it made a terribly obscene wet sound, deciding that her asshole was sufficiently lubed up. "Thank you Jade, it feels heavenly. Let me return that feeling for you.~" With those words she let herself fall backwards, a bit cautiously at first so that she could feel the tip press into her anus before she allowed herself to sit down, taking the entirety of Jade's cock in one single swoop. Her gut stretched out around the massive cock and even the knot was swallowed by her asshole, albeit with some difficulty. After having let out a loud, pleasured huff she leaned back into Jade, making sure that her asshole wasn't quivering too much so that the girl didn't climax. Yet. "How are you holding up darling?" [6:36:46 PM] Johnaya: Watching the older woman assault her asshole with her hands, groping and squeezing it, was making Jade even hornier. Her knot got a tiny bit thicker before settling down but she kept spewing pre-cum like a faucet. Especially when Roxanne's asshole tensed up and launched a volley of said pre-cum as the folds rubbed and pressed against one another. Jade barely even had time to notice as Roxanne started to push her asshole back and onto Jade, letting out a small squeak. In a literal second her entire cock and crotch were enveloped in steaming hot anus, feeling her own pre-cum rolling along it and onto her. Jade's buck teeth bit hard into her lip, resisting her urge to cum right then and there. That didn't stop her from making a few short thrusts though, cock twitching like mad in the soft, velvety hole that was Roxanne's anus. "i-im doing fine! youre just. wow. i dont think ive ever felt this good before!" [7:15:42 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: Roxanne had no qualms using furniture to masturbate since not much else could fit her giant anus, but now that she got to experience an actual cock stretching her she knew that she had missed out. Sure, it was cute making some handsome lad cum and all but Jade was the first one capable of stretching out her ring with her organ. Her hands were occupied rubbing the part of her abdoment that had a dogdick-shaped bump in it while her precumlubed asshole squeeze, rubbed and clenched around Jade's base, the folds pressing against the throbbing warm knot. The thrusts caused Rose's mom to let out several loud moans, no longer even attempting to hide her indecent side from her houseguest. "Me too honey! Your dick is insane!" Her breaths were coming deeper and deeper as she kept on working the prick, her anus making sure to milk it for all the precum one could get. And soon cum, Roxanne giddily noted, Jade's breathing also starting to become dangerously shaky. [10:34:04 AM] Johnaya: Well it seemed Jade was basically stuck on the couch for now though that wasn't something she'd complain about. Roxanne's asshole had basically enveloped the entire area around her and her cock, flexing and squelching noisily. It really was something else that she could work herself this well. To Jade it felt like she was getting sucked off and stroked by dozens of hands and mouths. She knew she was going to last long at this rate and so tried to help Roxanne feel even better. Every so often she gave little thrusts up into the flexing butthole. Not seeing much to do with her hands other than ball them in arousal she started gripping and squeezing parts of asshole nearby, pressing her hands in between anal folds and the like. "thank yooou! your anus is. mmm. fuck. i dont think im going to last long maam." Roxanne could probably already feel it twitching and spurting incessantly, the knot at the base swelling up briefly before calming down. [2:50:30 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: "You ngh~ already have longer than anyone else." Rose's mom responded airily, really getting into sitting on this enormous prick. She even began to bounce in Jade's lap lightly, since despite the knot being so big her asshole was still larger and she could easily bring herself up and down on the throbbing shaft. Each time she lifted her hips she made sure to clench her asshole so that it dragged along the knot and cock, before she loosened up and rammed herself down again. "Keep knea-anh~ kneading it like that!~ It's wonderful!" Her couch-wide donut squeezed even more around Jade, the whole cock covered in sticky pre from both the lubing from before as well as what was being shot into Roxanne that poured back out. When you have to focus on pleasuring a feetlong prick it's not easy to always keep everything in. [2:59:39 PM] Johnaya: Jade sunk her teeth into her lip, quite eagerly listening to Roxanne's advice. Not like she was going to stop groping after all. It was a bit hard whenever Roxanne lifted up, pulling that pliable anus away, but it did give Jade a lovely view. "mmm! is your asshole getting. ahn! wider maam? cause thats really." Jade's voice cut into a groan as she thrust upwards, grabbing handfuls of the hot, warm anal folds. Oh she knew she wasn't going to last long now. She could already feel her knot swelling up, growing thicker and fatter, the streams of pre-cum thickening. With a howl she bucked upwards and crammed as much of her cock and crotch into Roxanne as she could, the knot finally swelling up properly. It doubled in size and then nearly tripled, stretching the motherly anus she was buried in out immensely. Meanwhile her cock grew longer as well, at least a foot and a half of schlong twitching and swelling inside of Roxanne. All of that couldn't compare to the cum however. Jade's balls practically rumbled as she howled, jets of cum spurting on Roxanne's insides with enough force to push out her belly before sagging into a cumgut. From just a few shots she already looked a few months pregnant and Jade was definitely not done yet, still howling and panting, tongue lolling from her mouth as her whole body was enveloped in Roxanne's asshole. [3:19:08 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: It was getting increasingly harder to speak through all the heavy breathing and moans so all Roxanne could reply with was "Yeah I- mnooh~ guess I'm pretty aroused!" She squealed as the cock was thrust up into her, her hands rubbing intensely against the outline of Jade's cock and feeling it throb even through her own skin. It was obvious that the girl was about to orgasm any second now but Rose's mom was briefly distracted by her clenching seeming weaker, having to squeeze less to feel the knot against the inside of her puffy donut. The realization hit her the same moment as Jade's climax, causing her to yell out in bliss as hot cum began to flood her insides. The true ecstasy came from her ass though as suddenly the knot swelled up immensely, Roxanne feeling it actually push against her asshole even without clenching and even then it continued to swell. The feeling of having someone actually stretch out her asshole was enough to bring her to an orgasm and her juices began to spray out of her cunt, her whole body spasming with arousal. Jade would feel the asshole tremble around her knot, wrapped around it and bulging out even more than before due to the fleshy orb within. The outline of her cock would soon disappear from Roxanne's belly as it filled with cum, growing her fatter for each cumshot of hot jizz. If only Roxanne hadn't been facing away since then Jade would have also seen the face of pure ahegao that the milf had. [4:16:32 PM] Johnaya: As Jade's cock and knot continued to swell the younger girl also got into her own fits of ahegao, head thrown back every so often before she swings it forward, moaning loudly into Roxanne's anus. Her hands kept holding on tightly to the doughy, squishy ring, feeling it swell and pulse in her hands. Even with how big her hole was Jade knew she was testing Roxanne's limits, something she was quite happy about. Though with herself being so swollen and twitchy it was hard to properly thrust into Roxanne's hole. Not to mention being weighed down by what had to be at least a hundred pounds of asshole weighing against her. At least her cock was still firing wildly into her anus, bloating her belly further and further, surpassing pregnant now and still going. [4:27:13 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: With her belly growing rapidly from Jade's tarlike cum Roxanne was already in bliss, her hands on it and feeling it pulse and swell. Soon she was twice the size of a pregnant woman and yet Jade kept on going, the cock twitching madly inside of her. However it was not the inflation that was bringing Roxanne the most pleasure, oh no. Sure she had gotten her anus stretched around things before but never had something been inside of her and still stretched her out in all directions like Jade's knot had. She needed to get a look and in the middle of her lustful ride she threw a glance over her shoulder to see just what she was dealing with. What she saw caused her to go into an orgasm immediately, her eyes disappearing into the back of her head for several long moments: Her asshole had been stretched out several feet on each side and it was easy to see the outline of Jade's knot causing it. The whole knot must have been wider than the entire couch! Roxanne had no idea how Jade managed to fuck with such a disproportionate thing on her cock but now that it was inside of her she could not think of it being in a better place. [11:47:19 AM] Johnaya: With one final groan Jade's orgasm finally tapered off, the girl letting out a small howl and slumping back against the couch. Not because she was out of energy though. More just to get comfy. "mmm! your asshole is so wonderful roxanne.~ i could stay inside it for hours!" As Jade gave a sigh she finally looked around at what had happened, eyes going wide. She couldn't see anything else in the room except Roxanne's extremely stretched asshole, mouth hanging open before she chuckles a bit and starts groping and squeezing it once more. "i guess you were really horny huh? you swelled up really huge!" Seems Jade was oblivious to her own massive knot although she wasn't to the extreme pleasure she was going through but just thought it was from Roxanne's skilled anus. Which was technically true of course. Trying to move she gave a few tugs backwards to try and pull from Roxanne's pucker, no doubt giving her more pleasure, grumbling a bit as she couldn't move. [4:55:33 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: It seemed like the knot was doing its job, since even Rose's mom's stretchy and sizeable asshole wouldn't open up enough to let it out. The tugging made Roxanne yelp and squirm, her body shaking from wonderful sensation post-orgasm running through her body. "I-ooh am not the swollen one, girl." she panted, her donut quivering around the knot. She allowed herself to throw one more look back and she had to bite her own lip not to cum again, or at least it felt like she was in danger to. While still wrinkly the asshole had lost a lot of its folds which was a huge surprise to the mother. "That was... Jade, I have never fucked that hard my entire life. It's almost like I shouldn't let you near my daughter, hah." She chuckled and placed her hands carefully on her bloated gut, preparing herself. There was no way she could remain with a gut like this so it was for the best if she got off Jade as soon as possible so they could clean up. She grunted and pushed hard with her feet so that she could stand and lift herself of the knot in one go, relaxing her anus so it'd be big enough to let the knot through. Only that it didn't, Roxanne slipping with her feet and falling forward, still as connected to Jade as if they were some kind of weird buttfuck siamese twins. [12:38:08 PM] Johnaya: Jade quirked her head for a moment before her eyes bugged out, mouth hanging open. "oh my god! thats my... oh wow. well its a good thing you were so huge maam hehe." Since she now knew just how massive she was she stopped tugging, not wanting to hurt Roxanne any. Plus why would she want to give up this wonderful tightness? Her cock gave powerful throbs and twitches as she nestled herself against the couch, planting her buckteeth in her lip as she kept fondling Roxanne's asshole. Not that she got to experience that for long, feeling Roxanne move now. "oh dont worry! i wont do this to rose unless she asked me." Jade gave a giggle and decided to try and help push, resting her feet against the couch. However instead of being pushed back she was instead pulled forward, yelping as she now planted entirely in Roxanne's anus. With her additional body weight it crammed her cock deeper as she sunk into the asshole, panting gently before letting out a howl. "oooh! you just want to keep going dont you? well im still hard so i agree!" Rather than wait for a reply Jade started to thrust into Roxanne, yanking her hips back and pulling against the pucker before pushing back and squishing it down, repeating the process quite rapidly. [7:28:58 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: Rose's mom wished she could have done a cool combat roll, slide and then jump so she ended up landing stylishly on the kitchen counter, but nope, instead she got to flop ungraciously on her belly like a chump. She let out a loud grunt as she hit the floor, catching herself with her hands but still having her gut squeezed against the ground due to its size. Not only that but she could feel the weight of Jade on top of her backside and considering the dogdick poking against the top of her belly plus the rush of bliss from her asshole the girl's cock had pushed in further. Rather than check on the poor milf Jade seemed more eager to fuck and just as Roxanne was about to apologize and explain the trip she was interupted by a savage thrust that replaced her words with moans. Since Jade was still knotted inside of her any pulling back meant that Roxanne's asshole was pulled along with the cock, not only keeping the cum inside but also massively pleasuring her. There was nothing she could do to stop Jade, stuck on her hands and knees in what she shamefully had to admit was doggystyle position, free for the girl to fuck. "J-Jade!" she yelled out, though it sounded more as a cry of appreciation than to get her attention. [4:29:40 PM] Johnaya: If Roxanne had done that Jade doesn't even know what would've happened to the both of them. Probably lots of stretching and discomfort. Not that Jade knew or was focusing on the falling, inside focusing fully on Roxanne's swollen asshole. Her hands wandered over what bits of the slick hole they could, Jade sighing in bliss, eyes fluttering. Using her weight she drove her hips up and down quicker than she had done before. Sure she didn't get as much distance on account of her knot hitching in Roxanne's behind but she was definitely moving much enthusiastically. So much so that every so often a small section of her knot ends up exposed to the air, stretching the older woman out immensely, before getting stuffed back inside of her. "mmm! thank you so much. doggy style is always my favorite position to see! and now i get to experience it!" A small giggle came from her followed by a groan as ropes of pre-cum spurted inside the bloated mother. [4:38:36 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: Jade might have had more control over the feed of pleasure coming through her to her cock, but Rose's mom was left to Jade's mercy regarding that. Her mouth was hanging open with a trail of drool down her chin as the dogdick girl practically bounced up and down on her asshole, the rabid pace together with the immense size of the knot making it almost impossible for Roxanne to think. Every time Jade managed to pull back enough for the knot to pull out a bit her eyes crossed from the raw ecstasy she felt; there was no worry about Jade popping out though, the knot being firmly locked inside the swollen anus. Unlike the energetic Jade Roxanne was fighting not to break down into a horny, depraved mess and after a few seconds of moaning and intense asspounding she chirped "B-But I'm ful-... fuaah!~". Of course doggy style fitted Jade's tastes and judging from how she was thrusting away she was damn good at it too. [6:05:31 PM] Johnaya: Jade panted gently and gave the faintest of howling noises, still slamming away at Roxanne's asshole. Every time she pushed forward the cushiony hole just pushed her back. It definitely helped Jade with her pace, her legs not enough for this on their own. Not that she wasn't strong but it would be hard to move with such a massive knot and swollen balls. As she kept thrusting away, feeling her balls slap against Roxanne's pucker, she idly wondered if Roxanne had ever let Rose use her asshole as a trampoline. The idea was silly enough that she had to stop momentarily, giggling and snorting. At least that gave Rose's mom a reprieve for a few seconds. Even so her knot continued to pulse inside of the swollen hole and pre-cum fired from the tip, still bloating up Roxanne. [10:42:37 AM] Creamfilledkittytitties: Roxanne was feeling herself losing it, each thrust of the dogdick in her ass making her eyes unfocus until she settled onto staring out at nothing, lying on the floor with her mouth open and drooling. Never before had she been pounded so ferociously and she could not have loved it any more. She was constantly reminded of how huge Jade's next load would be with the sweaty nuts hitting her pucker, the churning tanks hot and heavy. Suddenly Jade stopped her thrusts and began to... giggle? Roxanne had no clue what was so funny but even with the girl slamming into her she felt immense pleasure from the sheer size of the knot, not to mention the flow of pre that almost felt like it had increased since before. It took a few moments of spluttering and gasping until she managed to respond to Jade. "N-no? Do youhh think she'd like it?" she said, too drunk on lust to care what she was actually suggesting. [10:56:58 AM] Johnaya: Jade just waited patiently for Roxanne to respond, not wanting to ruin her train of thought with her cock. Sure it was a bit unbearable to deal with but she managed. "aw! i thought she would have already. yeah she would probably like it a lot. your asshole is so springy and soft. watch this!" With a groan Jade thrust forward as hard as she could, her whole body enveloped by Roxanne's cushiony hole. She kept there for a moment before getting forced back a few feet, her knot tugging against Roxanne's insides. "mmm. see? i didnt pull back at all there! your asshole does most of the work for me. and its like. really really really warm. its like a sexy sauna back here!" Jade's hangs wandered over as many anal folds as they could, squeezing and kneading them. With a sigh she just nestled against Roxanne's pucker for a moment, just enjoying the experience. Oh sure she'd get back to thrusting but might as well do some bonding right? [11:09:35 AM] Creamfilledkittytitties: Any thoughts regarding how her daughter might enjoy her anus, something she hadn't seriously considered before, were immediately cast aside as Jade thrust into her with literally the weight of her whole body. Rose's mom cried out and arched her back, her asshole clenching around the buried Jade and her knot until it let go, causing the dogdick girl to come back out. As she did one of Roxanne's hands slipped from having gotten so sweaty, making her put her full weight on her gut so that it squished out under her. "Aaahm!~" A small orgasm hit her just from that one thrust and as the ecstasy rushed through her body her asshole milked the cock and squeezed around it thanks to her trembling body. How amusing; the saucy and confident woman reduced to such a sweaty degraded slut. [12:13:27 PM] Johnaya: For a moment Jade was worried that Rose's mom was in pain or something when she slipped over, giving a few tugs back to try and free herself. Of course when she heard the moans she realized that probably wasn't what she wanted. With Roxanne leaned over it was putting pressure on the tip of Jade's cock, blocking the flow of some of the pre-cum. That only made Jade feel more pent up than she already was, panting gently as she started to thrust once more. Still though she kept enough sense to keep asking about things. "mmm. maybe we could do that when she gets back? have a sleep over in your fat asshole! i promise i wont get hard and mess things up hehe." Speaking of which her thrusts were starting to get harder and faster, balls churning against Roxanne's pucker, knot twitching excitedly. [3:08:43 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: While it would have been a disaster if Jade actually pulled out of Rose's mom it only made her feel better, the strain on her asshole intensifying her moans since the knot forced it to stretch out. Not that there was any risk of Jade actually pulling out; the knot was waaay too big for that. Instead her wrinkly anus squolched from being so sticky with pre, loud enough to be a distraction to conversations. Not like the two weren't distracted anyway. As Jade resumed her thrusts Roxanne managed to get up onto her elbows, her gut still squished under her and bulging out on the sides. "I sincerelyaah~ doubt th-that!~" she yelled back, chuckling afterwards while trying to not break out into moaning mindlessly again. Which was incredibly hard when Jade picked up the case, causing her to pant open like a dog. Much too appropriate, considering the cock in her. [10:57:06 AM] Johnaya: "aw you can trust me. especially because im probably going to be drained after all of this!" Jade gives a little chuckle and licks her lips, still hammering away at Roxanne's asshole. Her hands held on tightly to Roxanne's anal folds as her hips just kept getting faster. Sure there was no way she could pull out her knot but it certainly did feel like she was trying. Her shaft gave a few hard twitches and Jade started to pant, her movements getting more erratic. "i think im going to cum again roxanne." Before the older woman could say anything Jade gave loud howl as she started to pound with wild abandon, pre-cum spewing from her tip like a broken pipe. Wouldn't be too much longer now. [5:02:38 AM] Creamfilledkittytitties: Roxanne could not even begin to phathom how much ejaculate Jade could release if she was going to drain her balls dry but judging from how little they had lost their weight after the first orgasm it had to be a considerable bit. Just Jade's pre was enough to put a dozen studs to shame! When the dogdick girl howled Rose's mom thought that it was time to find out but instead she was subjected to even fiercer pounding by the massive knot. The stamina that Jade possessed was incredible and if she still kept on going after this Roxanne wasn't sure she'd be able to keep up. Well, she was barely doing it now, crying out for Jade to release her spunk into her. The nutsack, lathered in sticky pre from her asshole, was constantly slapping into her and Roxanne was eagerly waiting for it to blow its contents into her, even if it meant that none would be able to escape her stretched out anus. [1:09:31 PM] Johnaya: Jade grunted and groaned as she just kept energetically pounding away at Roxanne's sphincter, loving the feeling of her balls slapping against the cushiony hole. Oh how she wished she could get longer pulls but this was good enough for now. Definitely good enough to get her to cum again. With another howl she rammed herself forward, even deeper than before, and threw her head back. A second later and her balls tensed up, knot twitching as the first stream of cum plastered Roxanne's belly. That was quickly followed by the next and the next, rapidly bloating her belly up even further. All the while Jade was just panting and howling gently, locked in place by her orgasm. [3:44:59 AM] Creamfilledkittytitties: The first thing that Roxanne noted about Jade's climax through her orgasmic bliss was the sheer size of it. Sure, her previous one had managed to bloat her up to pregnancy levels of stomach size but just the first few cumshots were enough to double that, her gut expanding near instantly underneath her. But there was more, so much more, and with her backdoor sealed firmly shut by the massive, throbbing knot there shouldn't have been a surprise that Rose's mom was gonna reach her limit. Her head shot up and one could see her throat bulge out with something thick for a moment before a huge glob of cum spewed out between her lips, followed by a stream of more alabaster cream. Her nose began to similarly leak Jade's doggy jizz, pouring out in an attempt to level the pressure. But Jade was too virile and just kept on cumming, Roxanne's belly pushing out underneath her and constantly growing. Shame that Jade hadn't been able to plug up her throat as well with another knot to keep it from "leaking" as well. Roxanne's head was swimming in pleasure and her asshole was constantly quivering and clenching around the knot despite being stretched out, rubbing against it while taking immense pleasure herself from her body's reaction. [3:34:51 PM] Johnaya: More howls and moans came from the dog dicked girl as she kept leisurely rutting against Roxanne's humongous asshole. The only sound she could hear other than her own moaning and occasionally the faint whimpers from her lover was the loud, wet squelching noises Roxanne's pucker was exuding from all the cum and cock stuffing it. Something she absolutely loved hearing. However it wouldn't be long before she heard the splatter of her jizz against the ground, shocked that she managed to cum all the way through Roxanne. She didn't let that stop her though, still humping away and spewing more and more. Thankfully for the older woman though Jade's orgasm does soon die down but her knot does not, the young girl panting heavily as she rested against the doughy anus, cock still twitching heavily inside of her. [5:22:34 PM] Creamfilledkittytitties: Not only was there her gigantic anus, but now Roxanne's belly occupied more of the room than the rest of her body (asshole not included, of course). It was easily larger than a car, spreading out underneath her and lifting her hands from the ground. Thick globules of jizz were constantly shooting out of her mouth and nose as Jade ruthlessly pounded into her, spewing forth to create large stains on the floor and carpet that would be one hell of a pain to clean up. Not that cleaning was on Rose's mom's mind at the moment. The knot didn't show any signs of shrinking while Jade was cumming and so there was a stream of pleasure running through her body at all times. Even when Jade's gonads were emptied and the girl went slack from exhaustion did the pleasure continue, the throbbing orb that kept her anus from leaking making sure of that. Since the orgasm was over the cum wasn't pouring out at such an alarming rate but there was still a considerable volume streaming down her chin, running along her belly until it pooled up next to it on the floor. Jade had done a good job and as a little reward she got to feel the distended asshole flex and tremble from the mother's post-orgasm bliss. [6:18:54 PM] Johnaya: Jade panted heavily as she just laid there for a few moments, just basking in the afterglow of her orgasm. It really was something else all of this. She had to admit that she was too tired to go again. And yet... No. She thinks she will calm down in just a bit to free herself from Roxanne's asshole. That soft, warm, velvety prison. Another groan comes from her as more pre-cum spurts from her shaft and she can't resist any longer. Rapidly she starts to pound away at Roxanne's behind once more, grunting and howling, seemingly not slowed down at all. By the time Jade came to her senses it had to be at least an hour or two later. Dully she noted that she probably came at least four more times going by the state of the room and her partner, belly bloated up immensely and face coated in cooling jizz. Finally Jade's knot was starting to shrink back down, slowly of course but that freed up some of Roxanne's pucker. More spunk spilled from the now gaping asshole but Jade just stayed right up against it regardless of the stream. Thank god the two of them would have enough time to pick themselves up and get to cleaning before Rose got back. "Oh. My. God." Jade winced as she heard what she assumed was Rose's voice, bashfully turning to look at her friend with a face that looked like a puppy getting caught chewing furniture. Rose just blinked vacantly at the sight before her, dropping the groceries she had been bringing in, unable to even move from the doorframe. She did a moment later, her own monstrous asshole squeezing in behind her, raising a hand to cover her mouth. As Jade watched her more she noticed the blush forming on her face as well as seeing her pucker flex and clench. Grinning Jade tugged back a bit to show off a bit of her knot. "so uh want to join in rose?"

[cake-in-a-tin]

this is for @silversickles‘s wolfstar highscool minifest thing, and the day 1 prompt - back to school. I know it isnt day one anymore, i just found it thoughh, and i really wanted to do this one.

I know it isnt very good, but i really just wnted to write something so i hope you enjoy.

Sirius Black stood on Platform Nine and Three Quarters. Well he had been stood about 10 seconds ago before he had been tackled from the side by a certain James Potter who was at the same time yelling some sort of monologue.

“Padfoot it's great to see you, how's your summer been? We went to Spain it was so hot and i met this really cool girl called Mariana you would have liked her. And Petes been staying with me last week and we met up with Mary and Dorcas and -”

Sirius pushed the excitable lump of a friend off of himself. “Alright mate, calm down.” JAmes grinned sheepishly. “Honestly, you’d never imagine that I was the dog, jesus christ. All this untameable energy.”

Other students were casting sceptical, if slightly amused glances at the two boys who were taking up a considerable amount of space on the platform, what with their half sitting, half lying down and the fact that , with the force of impact, sirius’ bags were strewn around them. 

“Seriously though man,” James looked at Sirius with a strangely earnest expression, “I missed you.” 

“Bloody hell Jamie, no need to get sappy. It's only the summer holiday.” Sirius grinned and reached out his fist, and the two boys performed the handshake they had developed over their five years at Hogwarts.

“Need a hand you two, or are you happy sitting down there like a pair of bloody idiots?” A mysterious voice from behind Sirius took him by surprise. A squeaky giggle told him that Peter was there as well.

“Remus!” James was yelling again (of course). “Jesus you've gotten tall.” Sirius quickly got to his feet at the sound of Remus’ name and turned around to find himself face to face with the man himself. Well, he said face to face, it was more like face to (broad…) shoulder. Sirius slowly looked up to Remus’ face, scowling slightly about now being the shortest in the group by a long way, like how was that fair and- well, fuck. Remus had, there was no delicate way of putting this, gotten hot. 

As much as Sirius wished he couldn't see it, there was no denying it. Every one of Remus’ features seemed to have been amplified, and they all balanced each other as though something had happened and a puzzle piece had been put into place to make him look less boyish and more like a man, who Sirisus was very much attracted to. Not that Remus hadn’t been pretty attractive already, as Sirius knew from personal experience was not the case, but now there was just something else. 

It was hard to say which specific thing was the cause. Was it the fact that Remus was freckled across the cheeks and nose from a holiday somewhere sunny, or the fact his jaw seemed squarer. Maybe it was due to the fact his golden brown hair, bleached from the sun, had grown longer so it was hanging in his face, or the fact that he didn't seem to have tired rings around his amber eyes, as was usual. Perhaps it was simply the fact that due to his height, Remus was standing with more confidence, and seemed genuinely happy. Whatever it was, it was making Sirius more than a little flustered.

“Hello.” Remus was looking bemusedly down at Sirius, who was liking being short less and less every minute, and who was looking determinedly away from Remus’ eyes. He did not want to be falling even more in love with his best friend for fucks sake. It’d been awkward enough last year, and that had barely been the tip of the iceberg of what he was feeling now.

“Umm, hi.”

“Good summer?” Remus was still not looking away, so Sirius slowly met his gaze, heart pumping way faster than it should've been.

“Nah it was crap as usual but you know the most ancient and noble house of Black. You can't do bloody anything.”  Remus’ brow crinkled in concern.

“Are you alright?...No - don't answer that, i know you aren't. Come here.”

Sirius let himself be pulled into a hug and closed his eyes. Breathing in the familiar scent of Remus’ cozy jumpers and the chocolate he always seemed to have on him, Sirius started to forget about his summer. But, as he pulled away from the hug, and looked back at the gorgeous being that was Remus Lupin, he was beginning to realise that the school year might be just as difficult, but in a very different way.

[grassreads]

Starbucks Soulmate

Lily Evans to Marlene McKinnon

11th of November:

Lily: Theres a hot guy in Starbucks

Marlene: Whoooo?

Lily: Idk tall, glasses, plaid shirt and sex hair

Marlene: Sex hair? Like good sex hair

Lily: Like great sex hair

Marlene: Wowwwww fair ducks

Lily: Opposed to biased ducks?

Marlene: Fucks*

Lily: Funnily enough I could figure that one out by myself

Marlene: Cut the cheek

Lily: Sorry not sorry

Lily: He left :(

Marlene: Sad days :(((What did he order?

Lily: Hot chocolate

Marlene: Basic bitch

Lily: Shut up

12th of November:

Lily: He's back

Marlene: Who?

Lily: Sex hair obviously

Marlene: Oh my days a Starbucks regular just like yourself. Finally found someone as basic as u

Lily: Lemme alern

Lily: He got a hot chocolate again. Maybe he is basic

Marlene: He's coming for your brand

Lily: He is

Lily: Wait a minute..

Thursday 13th of November

Marlene: Any sign of your Starbucks soulmate

Lily: No

Marlene: Maybe he doesn't want hot chocolate

Lily: Rude

Marlene: U upset?

Lily: Nah he's just some random guy

Marlene: ain't that the truth

Lily: HE'S HERE

Marlene: "Random guy"

Lily: Stop the bullying

Lily: He got tea

Marlene: the drink or like he has tea to spill

Marlene: tea as in drama. I know you're a bit behind on pop culture references.

Lily: The drink obviously you dipstick

Marlene: My previous statement confirmed. Basic

Lily: also I know pop culture and that's the tea.

Marlene: ew

Lily: Oh

Lily: Oh

Lily: Oh

Lily: Oh my

Marlene: WHAT

Lily: We made eye contact

Marlene: Oh

Lily: And he smiled

Marlene: OH

Lily: and it was perfect

Marlene: Sex hair has a perfect smile?

Lily: Yes

Lily: Gorgeous

Lily: The dimples

Lily: Oh my

Marlene: I'm jealous I want 1

Lily: No he is mine. He just doesn't know it yet

14th of November:

Lily: Cant go to starbucks today got class

Marlene: Oh my!!!! Your boyfriend

Lily: He isnt my boyfriend

Marlene: Your crush though

Lily: Shut up

Lily: I hope he misses me

17th of November:

Lily: He's here

Marlene: Sex hair?

Lily: Yesssss

Marlene: You haven't mentioned him for a few days

Lily: I haven't seen him for a few days.

Lily: His shoulders are so broad

Marlene: U are obsessed

Lily: He got tea again

Marlene: I miss the hot chocolate

Lily: Me 2

Marlene: Sit near to him so that u can see his name on his cup

Lily: That's creepy

Marlene: Be creepy

18th of November:

Lily: His name is James

Marlene: James hmmm

Marlene: Not what I imagined

Lily: Same ngl. Kinda felt like sex hair or Starbucks soulmate suited him better.

Marlene: Agreed. They really capture his essence

Lily: you've never seen him

Marlene: Your point?

Lily: omg he is beautiful

Marlene: propose

Lily: He smiled at me

Marlene: Again?

Lily: Again

Marlene: As nice?

Lily: Better

Marlene: Oof. Bold statement

19th of November:

Lily: Marlzzzz

Lily: Oh

Lily: My

Lily: God

Lily: I'm...

Lily: Ahhhh

Marlene: What what WHAT?

Lily: So I was running a little late for my coffee

Marlene: You running? I have my doubts

Lily: Fuck off

Lily: Anyway I was kinda distracted walking in cause there was this really cute dog outside and I accidentally bumped into someone

Lily: So I was like "omg I'm so sorry" until I saw who it was

Lily: it was James. I bumped into the most gorgeous specimen alive.

Marlene: no!

Lily: yes!

Marlene: this is great

Lily: But wait

Marlene: Waiting

Lily: So he said I've seen you here before right? And I was like oh yeah I'm pretty sure and he says see you around and winks

Lily: Not a creepy wink. A nice wink

Marlene: Wow ye are married

Lily: We are

Marlene: Can I be bridesmaid?

Lily: Do you even have to ask?

20th of November:

Lily: just going in

Marlene: wave when u see him

Lily: nooo u weirdo

Marlene: rude but k stay single forever

Lily: it's so busy how am I supposed to study here or even sit

Marlene: do you see him?

Lily: yea but he doesn't see me

Marlene: Sad days. Yell at him

Lily: no

Marlene: jump on him

Lily: is that how you get guys?

Marlene: never fails

Lily: you're single

Marlene: Your point?

Lily: I think I'm just gonna get my drink and go

Marlene: noooo sit with james

Lily: that's awkward and rude I would never

Marlene: Yes you would

Marlene: Lily you there?

Marlene: Lilllyyyy

Marlene: it's been like half an hour where tf are u

Marlene: are u dead

Lily: Marlz

Marlene: YESSSS???

Lily: so I ordered my drink to go as one does in a full Starbucks

Marlene: No shit sherlock

Lily: and as I take the drink I turn and make eye contact with James.

Lily: so I kinda smile and he looks down at my drink and up at me and gestures me over

Marlene: ooh I think I like where this is going

Lily: so I'm shitting bricks as I go over and he's smiling that brilliant smile and I'm just in a daze

Lily: so I'm like hi and he says hi and then would you get this HE OFFERS ME THE OTHER SEAT AT HIS TABLE

Marlene: No bloody way

Lily: Yes bloody way

Lily: so I say no to be polite and he is like genuinely take it if you want it

Marlene: so you did right?

Lily: well…

Marlene: you got to be kidding me no wonder u r single

Lily: I was joking you bitch

Lily: you're single too remember

Marlene: TELL THE STORY

Lily: oops sorry. Anyway

Lily: I sat with him

Marlene: On him???

Lily: Yes I sat on him. Afterwards I even decided to give him a lap dance

Lily: I OBVIOUSLY DID NOT SIT ON HIM

Marlene: Boringgg

Lily: Anyway so it was small talk

Marlene: About…

Lily: college. He's a student too

Marlene: Very stimulating conversation

Lily: it actually was

Lily: He is sporty

Marlene: Oh no does he know you cant jog

Lily: yes and he found it hilarious

Marlene: kinda cute kinda fresh

Lily: ew. Why are you like this

Lily: So we talked for like half an hour but he had class so he had to go

Marlene: :(

Lily: buttttttttt he asked for my number

Marlene: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Marlene: has he texted yet??????

Lily: it was like 10 minutes ago

Lily: so no

Lily: wait do you think he will???

Lily: what if he hated me

Marlene: no one hates you. Cept maybe your sister

Lily: HE TEXTED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Marlene: saying????

Marlene: I'm far too invested

Lily: we are going to get coffee together again tomorrowwww

Marlene: gahggggggggggg

14th of December

Marlene: How was your date??!

Lily: Turns out his real sex hair is even hotter

Marlene: You little minx

[btswishes]

I will adopt you.

Monsta X (Shownu) hybrid au

Part1 / Part2 / Part3 / Part4 / Part5 / Part6 / Part7 / Part8 /…

A/N: I am having trouble thinking where to take this whole story to, plus me studying all day long isnt helpful to you guys. I am so damn sorryyyy. I hope you enjoy this part, I will try my best to get this going faster.

Word count:  2,090

Warnings: I mean ,just normal 21 century teen cussing.

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 You were walking next to him in complete silence after noticing that people were once more staring at him. Animal or not he kept pulling attention his way. Your eyes were scanning every part of Shownu’s body and you could see what all the hype was about. A very tall, broad back and muscular figure not to mention the jawline and overall face features. He looked as if carved by the gods.

  Lost in thought you were walking with autopilot on and during a snowy season this wasn’t the best choice of action. Mid thought you slipped and kicked in the air like a kung fu master in a old Shaolin movie- embarrassing but what can you do about it. 

  From Shownu, your gaze flew up to the sky. Hoping there was enough snow behind you, you waited for the impact, but there was none.A big and strong hand was holding firmly your waist and body in place. His dark eyes were looking right at you as his eyebrows rose up slightly in a questionable look.

“Ha...?” you mumbled out in confusion 

“I asked if you are ok.” Shownu repeated himself relaxing his muscles,returning his face to that calm expression 

“Y-yeah, yeah I am fine.” standing you fixed your coat and scarf a bit to make sure there wasn’t any exposed skin. You wouldn’t want to get bitten by the violent cold wind. You continued to walk normally until you reached the little path to your apartment building.

  Holding the bags high up, away from the ground you began stomping around.”These people should seriously start cleaning the streets! I swear next time I go out I will be swimming in the snow!” 

  Two of Shownu’s steps were the equivalent to 10 of your stomps, 3 arm swings to get rid of as much snow as possible and 1 cuss word. He waited patiently for you, but at this point you weren’t making much progress. 

“Reach up.” his voice stopped you in the middle of wiping your face. It took you a by surprise, but you did as he said.

“Like this?” seconds after the action was accomplished, you saw him bending down and picking you up and out of your snowy hole like a child. Soon after, you found yourself sitting onto his forearm. All the bangs you had were now in his right hand. Suddenly you were moving way faster than before and it kinda made you feel happy, childish but kinda fun being carried around.

“Wow.” his eye peeked at you from the corner “Is this what you see all the time?! It’s so high up!” for a second he almost bumped into a tree . You looked so happy that the twinkle  in your eye made his heart skip a beat. Hands wrapped around his neck, your curiosity was pulling your attention to all kinds of things, like the bird nest you never saw next to the building’s entrance or what an interesting lap the second floor neighbors had. 

“You can let me down now.” you mumbled shyly, knowing that deep down you were enjoying this too much. Shownu scoffed at you and proceeded with opening the front door.”Hey! Did you just mock me?!” you crooked your head to the side as he was continuing to stay silent. The elevator door opened wide and you found yourself face to face with the same lady you saw earlier. Without thinking Shownu bowed down and carefully stepped in, pressing the number correlating to your floor. The ride up was pretty quiet.

  Shownu gently let you down after locking the door behind you two. His eyes were focused on your figure and you somehow knew what he was thinking.

“Go rest, I will fix things here.” in a matter of seconds he changed into his animal form and curled up next to the fire place. Sitting onto the couch comfortably, you took your time folding and organizing the new clothes, by color and style. Laundry wasn’t usually your cup of tea ,but you were actually enjoying things the way they were going. 

 Picking them off the soft furniture, you walked into your room and tried to make as much space as you could in your drawers and closet for the new things you got. There was enough empty space on the top shelves, since you weren’t tall enough to reach them. You thought it would be perfect for Shownu since you were a bit worried that him bending down too often might hurt his back. Pulling the closest chair from the kitchen, you stepped on it and placed everything in it;s new place. 

  It didn’t take long before you wiped the tiny beads of sweat from your forehead.

“There, all done.Nice and neat.” walking back in the livingroom you almost tripped and fell with the chair still in your hands. Looking down, you noticed some clothes snaked around your leg. Strange, didn’t you put away everything? Examining the shirt closer you remembered that it was the exact same one that Shownu had on. When he turns from human into animal his clothes get left behind apparently.

“Shownu?” you called and he walked over looking up at you “Remember that thing I went to buy?” he nodded “Well....” from inside the white paper bag you pulled out a small adorable backpack and placed some folded clothes into it “When we go out you can carry this.” his head crooked to the side a bit confused, but you didn’t waste time and showed him what you had in mind. The small backpack slid onto his front paws and it soon found it’s place onto his furry back. “See?This way if you have to transform in public you wont be butt-ass naked, which is always a plus.” 

  Shownu stepped back and took the backpack off “Is it uncomfortable?” you asked, but he soon proved you wrong. Hooking his fang onto the zipper ,he opened it and pulled out some clothes transforming into his human size. His hands were almost as big as the tiny backpack if not larger.

“This is actually a good idea. I never would have thought of it in the first place.” the compliment made you unconsciously smile so wide that your eyes almost disappeared. His hand found itself onto your head as he patted it. Your eyes met and you could see a warm expression on his face, it wasn’t a complete smile but it warmed you up from the inside. For a second it help like time froze and neither you nor him were moving and to be completely honest at that point you wouldn’t mind if time just stopped forever.

  The sudden cold wind made you shiver and Shownu let go of you to close the window. Living with him made you realize that he showed his affection with little things more than expressing it verbally.After washing the dishes, you walked into the bathroom to brush your teeth and soon Shownu followed like an obedient pup. Almost like a scene from a movie, you were standing next to each other and brushing your teeth in complete unison. Anyone seeing this would think that you two have been living like this for years.

  Night fell and the whole sleeping situation got a bit difficult. The dog beds weren’t big enough and so was your couch. At this point you were in your pjs and walking around the house, trying to find a place for him.

“Do you mind the bed in the guest room?” you asked showing him the options “The couch will hurt your back and the ground gets pretty cold at night.Tonight’s forecast says that there will be a snowstorm and temperatures will drop fast.” Shownu looked around the room and seemed ok with the whole sleeping situation. “Here you go, some extra blankets in case you get cold during the night. If you need or want anything don’t hesitate to wake me up, ok?” he nodded and for a moment you forgot he was in his human form and reach out, running your hand through his hair “Good boy Nunu....” the second your brain processed your action, you tried to pull your hand away, but he was already holding your wrists as tight as it can be.

  His head was looking up at you from his sitting position on the bed. The darkness in his eyes was almost engulfing you ,as you could feel your heart pounding in your chest. Your head moved to the side as you tried to escape the mess you made,

  With a gentle tugging motion from him, you let out a yelp that reminded more of a whisper than a sound. His body rose from the soft covers and standing tall pulled you into his chest. Your right arm was still wrapped with his long fingers, as the palm of your left hand was resting onto his chest. Shownu’s head looked down at you with such a calm and affectionate emotion that you had never felt before.

“I can ask for anything, you said.” his voice was deep and your heart almost jumped out of your chest when the words rolled off his lips. Your mouth was moving but nothing was coming out, so you just nodded slowly. His body came closer to yours as he bend over slightly, placing his free arm behind your knees and lifting you off the ground effortlessly.

  Unlike earlier this time both your hands were holding onto his strong shoulders. Your eyes were looking all around Shownu’s face not being able to focus on one place. His tongue gently licked over his lips as his finger moved a strand of hair behind your ear.”I don’t want you to sleep alone.” your lips parted slowly and your eyes widened upon hearing his words. Your chest began moving up and down faster than usual and your hands felt uneasy onto his body. Shownu’s head crooked to the side again “I won’t if you don’t want me to.” his body moved downwards trying to place your feet on the ground again, when you shook your head, looking away from him. He stopped his movement and lifted your chin up with his hand.

“Y-you can come sleep with me.” your gaze was focused on something else, because you didn’t want him to notice the red tint your cheeks had at this very moment. 

Shownu didn’t waste time and started walking towards your bedroom. He placed his hand onto your head as he walked though the doors, making sure you don’t get hit by the frames. Your bed was very big so size didn’t matter. Shownu sat you on the bed gently and you rolled over onto the side next to the window. He went to make sure the fire had burned out and made himself comfortable next to you under the covers. His body was so big that you felt his warmth in seconds. The first new minutes you were panicking but since you  were a bit tired and overwhelmed you were able to fall asleep fast.

  Worried that there might not be enough space for him, you scooched over a bit towards the end of the bed. The snowstorm became quite aggressive and even the windows couldn’t keep the cold out. You were trembling and restless, curled up in a small ball.

  Shownu’s eyes fluttered open and he turned his head in your direction. The word “cute” came out of his mouth without him knowing it. Gently he pulled you closer to himself and tucked the blanket under you keeping both his arms wrapped around your body. He staid awake until you were comfortable and warm enough. His fingers landed on your cheeks, trying to warm them up as well. The sudden change in temperatures made you scrunch your nose. Upon seeing this Shownu smirked pulled your head into his chest. Your body felt isolated from the cold and comfortable. Unrolling from your previous position, you gripped onto his clothes and rubbed your face into his chest finding a comfortable position to sleep in.

 It felt safe, warm and comforting. The sounds of the snow were now a much loved ambiance filling the room ,as you were sinking into the bed like never before.At some point the heart you were faintly hearing into your dream state was beating together with yours. It sounded like you were hearing your own.

 The night was long and filled with a special moment shared between two hearts meant to be one.

[chichorie]

Hey, your FE:3H fan art is super great! I was actually wondering if you had any bodytype headcanons for any of the characters?

ahhh wow im so glad you think so!!! i’d love to be able to draw everyone on the roster someday, so here’s some of the ways i’d spice everyone up and draw them. this isnt exactly all canon but its my interpretations of the characters.

some spoilers ahead

black eagles:

edelgard is definitely scarred up from the experimentation she went through, but i imagine despite her smaller height she’s pretty muscular. swinging around amyr doesnt seem easy.

normally i’d draw someone like hubert very lanky but i think in his case having a bit of bulk would make him look scarier and more intimidating, which is what he wants, so i’d give him broad shoulders and a wider chest. and i cant decide if he’d have good or pad posture? im leaning on good posture because he’s very dedicated to making edelgard look good. 

caspar is a short king, VERY bulky though.

linhardt is tall, i wouldnt say very lanky but he does have bad posture because he’s always on the verge of falling asleep.

ferdinand is a model noble, so his chest is always puffed out, and he stands very proudly all the time. he just looks very strong.

dorothea is supposed to look like a model, so shes very curvy, and shes very tall too.

bernie is thin and lanky, even though shes pretty tall, probably as a result of the way her father treated her. she looks like she’d fly away in a strong breeze.

petra has a pretty sleek but strong build, since she’s a hunter, the ideal warrior queen image in brigid.

blue lions:

dimitri is big and he pretty much towers over everyone who isnt dedue, i imagine he’s haunched over all the time and his big fluffy cape gives him added Big factor. 

i think dedue is the tallest in the game, and i’d keep his strong, bulky look too because i like the idea that he’s a shield and protector of all his allies. a true gentle giant.

sylvain is hunky and tallish, has a nice chest but skips leg day from time to time.

felix looks pretty small and thin compared to the other guys in the house (not ashe) but hes strong in his own right, it just doesnt really look that way. he’s got strong arms and a good core but his legs are also pretty weak i imagine.

ashe is a TWINK. hes small and thin and unless he goes down a non archer route hes going to stay that way. hes also still got remnants of his troubled, starving past, so he doesn’t bulk up very well. the smallest male blue lion.

mercie is plus sized! shes sweet and warm and i think its perfect for her, especially since she’s a bit older than the others so she doesnt have much growing left to do and her body wont change much more. shes perfect the way she is!

annette is petite, skinny all around but she has a nice silhouette. shes just super cute and easy to pick up.

ingrid is tall and very strong due to her strong work ethic and dedication to training, shes not super ripped because shes usually going to be on a horse or pegasus, but she could knock you down in combat easily. really strong arms.

golden deer:

i can definitely see claude having a bit of pudge in places or being a bit of a hunky bear... or a bearish hunk. no matter what hes very hot. 

hilda is STRONG and has beefy arms but she hides them beneath her sleeves because she wants to look delicate and fragile. even though shes short, do not underestimate this womans muscles. also i think she has the biggest boobs in the game? just an observation that i think is really neat. hilda’s hot.

lorenz is a tall skinny twinkish hunk. but i think most of his chest is attributed to armor he wears to make it seem like hes bigger than he is. 

raphael is the DEFINITION of a bear and a himbo, i dont really need to go over this one, raphael is perfect.

ignatz starts off really twinkish but after the timeskip hes really put in an effort to get stronger, and it shows. he’s got a pretty average body i feel, but its a lot stronger and meatier than he was pre timeskip. and he grew!

leonie is strong, but shes VERY beautiful and people dont really take the time to appreciate how pretty her face and body are. shes a little scarred up from mercenary work but shes got a great build, big boobs, nice thighs that shes showin off, and i love her and you should too. 

marianne is slender, she definitely hides a lot of her body behind her clothes so we don’t really get a look at it, but she’s definitely scared and has bad posture pre timeskip, and has more confidence so she lifts her chin up post timeskip. she’s also pretty average and i dont think much is remarkable about her body. you’d think she’d have a small chest but i think in game her boobs are pretty big? kind of ghastly in general.

lysithea, like edelgard, is scarred up from the experimentation done on her, but unlike edelgard, whose scars i think are more clean and precise from all the time their captors had time to practice and perfect their techniques, lysitheas are from before edelgard’s, so theyre a lot more.. imprecise? experimental? they’re not very pretty and they’re everywhere. but lysithea has always been pretty small, even though she grows a bit post timeskip, shes got a weak, delicate body because shes a glass canon mage and because of her failing health. small chest size, she just looks a little... unwell in general.

i dont really feel the need to go over the church of seiros, but let me know if i should anyway or if you have any of your own headcanons different from mine!!! i’d love to hear any suggestions. :3 thanks so much for asking!!

[rvnjun]

nct 2018 reacts | their idol crush gets made fun of by an mc

warnings: idk if this is a warning but the reader gets made fun of for their looks sometimes genre: angst but all fluffy paring: nct x fem!reader a/n: I didn't add gifs because i'm lazy and my computer crashes when I try adding more than 9 gifs to a post

taeil

Taeil would be playing with his hands, he was very nervous, it wasn't easy being on the same show as the person you've been crushing on forever. His ears would perk up when he heard your name mentioned. “You look like a frog trying to walk on two legs,” the mc said while watching your dancing. Immediately he felt his heart drop. He looked at your expression and felt his anger boil, it was obvious that you were hurt. “Hey, dancing isn't easy, you should try it,” Taeil spoke quietly while looking at his hands. He looked up to see you smiling brightly at him

taeyong

“How can a leader be so quiet and reserved? Shouldn't it be you to peak up and not your members?” the host asked after another membered explained the album and not you. “Well actually during comebacks someone gets assigned to remember what to say about the album, its not always the leader,” Taeyong defended. He could tell you seemed hurt and he didn't like seeing his biggest crush offended. The host nodded in response, he didn't expect Taeyong to defended you like that, he was intimidated. Once the camera were off you'd go over and thank him for sticking up for you.

johnny

“I literally didn't know that you were in this comeback. Where were you in the mv and where are your lines?” the host asked while looking at you. Truth be told, you didn't know why you didn't get many lines nor why you didn't have much screen time. “I really don't know,” you mumbled while looking at the water bottle in front of you. Johnny nodded his head, he knew what it was like to work so hard for something and have it still be out of your reach. The hosts laughed “Apparently there is something very wrong with you,” he said while trying to move on to the next topic. Johnny rolled his eyes, he placed a reassuring hand over yours and gave you a calming smile. “Don't listen to him, okay? Even though you don't have many lines this comeback you shine brighter than your members,” he encouraged. You nodded your head and tried to calm your beating heart. Johnny's words really helped you and you made sure that you needed to hank him the next time you saw him

yuta

“If we are talking about looks here than Y/N is definitely at the bottom,” the mc said while laughing along with the others. Your eyes widened, you were surprised to hear his words. Yuta was too, he had always had a crush on you and thought of you as the most beautiful women he had ever met. “No, Y/N would be at the top,” Yuta corrected while sending the mc a deathly glare. You giggled and sent a smirk over to mc. Yuta couldn't help but laugh at your new found confidence

ten

Your Korean wasn't the best and you'd be the first person to admit it. Despite knowing about your lack of Korean speaking skills you didn't like being made fun of for them. However making fun of your speaking seemed to be what every host did, it was their favorite thing. Ten had noticed this, throughout the entirety of filming the host would reoccurringly laugh at how you said things or when you forgot a word. By the end of filming Ten noticed that you weren't speaking as much, he would feel extremely bad so he approached you and said. “Y/N dont listen to them, its not easy learning another language. I bet none of them can speak 2 languages (or more).” You smiled at his words, he had a point. “Thanks, Ten,” you said with a charming smile. Ten would nod and decide to help you for the rest of filming, he didnt care if the fans noticed

doyoung

“And you are the main vocalist? How in the world did that happen?” the host asked after listening to you singing your favorite song on your new album. You were clearly taken back by his statement, you had been called a terrible vocalist before but always by angi fans, never by a host. “And you are the main host? How in the world did that happen?” Doyoung sasssed back while sending the host a glare. You giggled at him causing his heart to flutter. The host simply looked at the floor and burned red in embarrassment while everyone laughed at him

kun

Kun was standing next to you while your members talked about your new song and the highlight parts. He was already extremely nervous because of this comeback and being next to his crush made his nerves 10x worse. “I keep forgetting your not a 6 membered group and that there is 7 of you,” the host said while gesturing to you. You had taken a hiatus because of health problems and this was your first comeback back. Kun couldn't control his expression, his faced formed into confusion before it went to pure anger. Once the camera were off and you guys were leaving Kun leaned over and whispered in your ear “Don't listen to him Y/N. Sometimes I forget you aren't a solo artist because you shine so much compared to your members,” he winked at you before walking away. You brought your hand up to your heart and tried to control its rapid beating

jaehyun

Jaehyun awkwardly rubbed the back of his neck while the host started asking questions about his personal life. When his ideal type was mentioned the host brought up if any of the other girls on the show matched his ideal type. Truthfully, he wanted to answer yes and mention you but of course he knew that he couldn't do that. “Well I can tell you this, it isnt Y/N,” the host added while making everyone laugh except for you and Jaehyun. Jaehyun could tell from your expression that you were hurt, being made fun of for your looks was a recurring thing for you on variety shows. “Actually, I was going to say Y/N is the closest person to my ideal type,” he said making your cheeks turn crimson

winwin

Winwin didn't know what to say or do, all he knew was that he wanted to stick up for you. He looked at the hosts before choosing to not speak up yet and instead say something later. Once the filming was over you were mentally and physically exhausted. “Y/N? Id like to apologize for not sticking up for you earlier, I should have said something,” he said with an apologetic smile. You shook your head “Its okay Winwin, im glad you said something now,” you said making him feel much better, like a weight had been lifted from his shoulders. “Uh, here is my number. Call if you need anything,” Winwin said before rushing away to his managers

jungwoo

Jungwoo took a bite of the ice cream and continued to walk with a skip in his step. Today was a good day, the sun was shining, he got ice cream, and he was able to film a show with his idol crush. “You know Y/N, I wouldn't eat on camera if I were you, you look like a donkey,” the mc said while they changed the cameras out. “Oh,,,okay,” you said while tossing the cone away. You felt sick to your stomach, why hasn't someone told you the truth before.”Y/N,” Jungwoo mumbled while walking next to you. You looked away, embarrassed to be called a donkey while in the presence of Jungwoo. “Don't listen to him, you look perfectly fine, stunning actually,” he said with a cheeky grin. You giggled at his words and thank him. Jungwoo placed a short but sweet kiss on your cheek

lucas

You followed close behind Lucas, he tall stature and broad shoulders helped shield you from the harsh winds. He had told you to stay behind him, that he could lead the way back and you felt bad. You wanted to be able to help out more but you were already sick due to the lack of food and the freezing rain. Byungman had insisted that you and Lucas go and find some wood but what eh didn't realize that a huge storm was going to hit. Now you two were stuck in it while trying to get back to base camp. After what felt like hours you were completely worn out, and it was noticeable. Your fever had raised and you kept coughing. Once you got back Lucas was beyond worried for you “Y/N you're so useless right now and you're literally the ugliest thing i've ever seen,” one of the guests on the show said while laughing. Lucas scrunched his face up in confusion “She is sick, id like to see you try and walk 2 miles in this storm while sick. I think she still looks beautiful,” Lcas said while giving yo a soft smile.

mark

“Y/N you look like a lifeless corpse,” the host said with a laugh while pointing at your makeupless face. You looked at him with wide eyes and hid yourself behind your hands. “Im sorry, let me go apply my makeup,” you said while turning around and returning to your room. “Y/N I think you look even more stunning, if that's possible,” he smoothly flirted without realizing. The hosts were surprised by his words, just like you. “Oh my, thank you Mark,” you giggled while removing your hands from your face with a new found confidence causing Mark to smile proudly.

renjun

You sat in the chair and played with your fingers while you waited to be called back on set. Biting your lip you did your best to hide back the tears but it was really hard. No one liked getting made fun of for their looks, especially not in front of their crush. You looked up and wiped your tears when you heard someone in front of you cough. “Hey Y/N,” Renjun said while he looked down at you. “Hello Renjun,” you simply said before looking back down. You tried to hold them back but they kept falling.”Y/N don't listen to them, you're a beautiful girl, there literally isnt a single flaw on you,” Renjuns words took you by surprise. You looked up at him with light pink cheeks. Renun sighed and cupped your face in his hands before wiping your tears with his thumb. “I mean it”

jeno

Jeno held the microphone tighter than usual, his eyes were burning holes into the camera and his poster was picture perfect. “Y/N, you read the wrong line, who invited you to be the guess mc?” the other mc asked while staring at you. Jeno furrowed his eyebrows and looked over at you. You lightly laughed and tried to keep a smile. Once the camera were off you rushed away so you could cry. “Y/N!” Jeno called out while reaching for your hand. You stopped in your tracks and looked at him with a wry smile. “Don't listen to him, you did great,” he said sending an eruption of butterflies in your stomach

haechan

Haechan scoffed at the hosts joke. “Its not cool to make fun of someone for something they cant control,” he said while sending him a sharp glare. The host looked back at Haechan “What did you just say to me?” he asked, testing the younger boy. “I said dont make fun of someone for something they cant control,” Haechan snapped back. You watched from Haechan side with a glint in your eyes. No one had ever stuck up for you like that. “Thank you haechan, I mean it,” you mumbled to him before leaning up and placing a soft kiss on his cheek. Haechan watched in awe as you walked ahead, his hand went up to the spot where your lips once were and he beamed

jaemin

You yelped slightly as you slipped on the floor, your hand reached out for something to hold onto so you wouldn't fall. Grabbing Jaemins forearm tightly you caught your balance. You sent Jaemin an apologetic smile, he had been helping you out all day. “Wow Y/N, dont you think Jaemin is tired of taking care of you, its like he is babysitting,” the host started to laugh at his own joke, others joined in. You stopped and looked over at him. Jaemin didnt mind taking care of you, you were his biggest crush and he liked having you cling to him. “Please dont put words in my mouth, I dont mind it at all,” he said with giving you a soft smile

chenle

The host stared at your beat red face, you were in the middle of trying to think of a reply but couldn't come up with anything. Instead you opted to sutter out a incomprehensible “yes.” The host rolled his eyes at you before looking at the producer “Why did you invite her, she can't even answer a simple question. How are you a idol?” he tried to play it off as funny but you were very much hurt by it. You knew you were shy and awkward and you did your best to get over it. “I think her shyness makes her even more cuter,” Chenle piped up out of nowhere. You sent Chenle a thankful smile, no one had ever stuck up for you like that, especially not a cute boy

jisung

Jisung watched in awe as your body moved to the beat perfectly, he was completely mesmerized by your dancing. Once you were done you smiled proudly, you had noticed the way Jisung was looking at you and it made you feel all giddy inside. “And you call yourself a dancer?” the mc asked while giving you a sharp stare. Jisungs eyes widened, he didnt even know what came over him when he spoke “No offense but she is the most amazing dancer id ever seen.” Once Jisung realized what he said he glanced over at you and saw you giving him the biggest heart eyes he had ever seen, he put his hand up to his mouth and tried to hide his growing smile

[andremarcusburky]

Thumbs up - A.B

A/N: so here’s to the caps going to finals and burky scoring two goals. 

Plot: Just some sweet fluff with a media intern and burky wanting a date

masterlist

Everything ran smoothly, surprisingly enough. You’d been so nervous when you first came to the capital one arena, the first day of your internship. But everyone had been so sweet, they guided you through everything and the first week flew by.

Of course you watched hockey, that’s why you’d wanted the internship so bad. But you weren’t ever starstruck or anything when you met the players. Perhaps Ovi and Backy, just a little bit. You got to join in when they did some simple interviews for a youtube special, asking the players questions about things like favorite movies and what made them cry. Most of them didn’t even realize you were in the room, but Ovi immediately went up to you to say hi.

One player in particular caught your eye. He wasn’t new to you or anything, and it wasn’t a surprise that he was cute. But watching him on TV in a game isnt the same as seeing him in person. He was tall with the most gorgeous smile. Even though he looked attractive when he’s all sweaty in games, it can’t compare to what he’s like off the ice, in person. Burakovsky was a treat.

He didnt notice you at first, but halfway through the interview you caught his eye and he smiled sweetly. Once they were done he shook your hand and introduced himself, a crooked smile playing on his lips. Andre’s grip was somewhat smooth, but still hard. It was clear he could probably crush your hand if he wanted to, but soft because he wouldn’t.

The next week went by even faster. More players noticed your presence and introduced themselves, everytime you walked by one of them they’d always greet you. Ovi and Kuzy once sat down at your table for lunch, that was probably the best day you’d had yet. You may have also learned a few nasty words in Russian.

Andre didn’t often greet you, yet you always caught his eye. He’d smile at you, everytime. Once when you walked pass Ovi and him, Ovi had stopped you and asked if you’d met yet. You’d both said ‘yes’ and Andre had given you that crooked smile again, teeth showing. Then Nicklas walked by and that’s when Ovi decided to take it further.

“Nicky! Nicky! Don’t you think she be great for andre!” and god Andre blushed so hard. Nicklas laughed and told Ovi to ‘leave the kids alone’, but Ovi had simply winked at you. “Eh? what do you think?”

Not knowing what to do, you laughed and exchanged yet another smile with a very red-faced Burakovsky before walking off to do your job.

Another week and it was time for your first real task. It was time for another video with the players and you were going to ask all the questions, one being the ‘celebrity crush’ one. Most people had no answer, or the same answer. Only one player said Beyonce, much to your surprise (and disappointment).

Then came Andre. He greeted you and sat down, looking calm and relaxed as ever. Meanwhile, your heartbeat was going through the roof. God he looked good.

“So who’s your celebrity crush, Andre?” at first he looked taken back by the question, before a smile spread on his lips. “Do you have a look-a-like celebrity?” he asked you.

Not really knowing where he was going with this, you took a few seconds to think before answering. “No.. I dont think so, why?”

“Well if you find a celebrity that looks like you then that’s my celebrity crush” he said, proudly may I add. A few whistles were heard in the room along with surprised laughs. Andre looked you dead in the eye with a big smile, while you must’ve looked like a tomato. Breaking eye-contact, you looked down at your papers while trying to gather yourself. You laughed lowly and glanced up at the still brightly smiling Burakovsky before speaking.

“Okay, then. I’ll take that as an answer” you, too, were smiling now. Trying to keep it professional, you kept asking your questions. Andre smiled at you the whole time, but gave proper answers. Once done, you said ‘thanks’ and he shook your hand. “My pleasure”

Now, every time you walked by each other he’d say ‘hi’ and you’d do everything you possibly could in order not to blush, each time you’d fail.

The next time you talked was in the break room. You tried to work the vending machine as it wouldn’t give you your bar. Then once you finally got it working, the fucking bar got stuck.

“Need help with that?” the voice startled you. Behind you was a very tall, very handsome Burakovsky. “Uh, yeah. I guess?” you answered.

He grabbed the machine shook it harshly, it only took one try and the bar fell down. A slight giggle left your lips at the lack of struggle he had. Andre smiled at you and gave you your bar. “You know those taste awful, right?”

You let out an exaggerated gasp at his remark. “They do not. These are what makes life worth living”

Andre laughed and turned back to the machine to use himself. “I wouldn’t eat one of those if my life depended on it” he said. He picked a different bar and payed. “I’m not sure if I can be friends with someone who despises my favorite bars that much” you joked.

Andre smiled widely as he took his bar from the machine. He turned back to you with a mischievous glint in his eye. “Good thing i have no intention of being your friend, then” he winked at you and walked away. You were left standing there, trying to decipher what he just said.

The day after you ran into Carlson who immediately stopped you to talk. You were a bit confused by it, he’s always greeted you but you’ve never really held a conversation before. But it didnt take long before you realized the conversation wasn’t just going to be simple small-talk. “So, quick question. What’s your view on burky?” you couldn’t help but smile widely at the unexpected topic and John smirked widely at you. “He’s a real good guy, seriously. I mean he’d get you flowers and everything, I know he would”

“Okay, John. Note taken. Have a good day” you said and walked away. “You, too!” he yelled after you.

The next day you got to join in as the team had practice. Some of the players were mic’d up so you’d catch every interesting conversation that might be fun for the fans. There were headphones to wear so you’d hear the conversations, which were occupied by your supervisor.

Andre was one of the players who were mic’d up. He didnt notice you as you walked into the rink, but once you’d sat down by your crew you’d caught his eye immediately. He smiled to himself and tried to play it cool, but his teammates started teasing the boy. “Hey, Y/N!” you heard Kuzy shout. He gave you a big wave and a few other players joined in, welcoming you.

Andre only smiled at the ice and went to take a few shots, most of them went in. A few minutes later you saw him grab his jersey to bring the mic closer to his mouth. He said something and glanced towards you as your supervisor tapped you on the shoulder. “Y/N, can you take over? I have to go to the restroom”

You nodded slowly and put the headphones on. Andre went to take a few more shots before skating up to the bench. He leaned against the boards, watching you. “You look really pretty today, you know” you heard through your headphones. A blush quickly spread over your cheeks as you realized what he was doing. “I meant what I said. I don’t want to be your friend”

You were sitting on the other side of the ice, making the distance between you far enough for it all to look incredibly innocent. No one else realized he was talking to you.

“I wanna take you out. Like, on a date.” his offer startled you. Sure, he was cute and all, and he had shown interest. But you didn’t think some nhl millionaire was going to ask you out.

“And I mean I proper date, I’m serious about this. We can get dinner, maybe catch a movie if you want? You can pick whatever movie you like” he said, still keeping his eyes on you. You were pretty sure some of his teammates were catching up to his act by now. He grabbed the mic and held it to his mouth, eyes trained on you. Meanwhile, you sat at the other side of the rink with headphones. It wasn’t that hard to figure out.

“I'll be real nice, I promise” his voice was really soft now, he almost sounded nervous.

“Say yes, Y/N!” John shouted. You could see Andre smiling into his mic, the rest of the team now turning to watch you. “Thumbs up if you say yes” Andre said.

You laughed slightly at his stupid behavior before sighing and putting your hand up, signaling a thumbs up. Next thing you knew, you heard a loud groan in your headphones as Andre was tackled by several of his teammates.

Practice ended shortly and you returned the headphones to your supervisor. She smiled knowingly and walked away. When you turned around you were met by a very broad chest, almost making you jump in surprise. “Hey”

“Hey” you answered, smiling brightly. Andre was leaning onto his hockey stick. He was sweaty with his face flushed, but he looked as pretty as ever. “So, is tonight good? I can pick you up at 6?” he grinned widely.

[bolontiku]

*not my images*

Avengers A/U

Loki x reader

“Trouble”

Part 4

Summary: Loki Odinson is notoriously dangerous. You’re just always in trouble. What happens when you both meet?

***** Brock helped you into the office, Viktor close behind. You pushed away from the tall muscular body of his determined to not show any weakness.

Loki unbuttoned the top portion of his shirt, your eyes darting to the skin at his throat. You werent sure if you wanted to stab him with his overly fancy envelope opener or lick it. Shaking your head you decided if you ever had the chance it would probably be the first option.

“You have been nothing but an annoyance for me.”

You gaped at his words, mouth hanging open till two thick fingers on your chin pushed them up. You pushed Brock’s hand away, “NOBODY asked you to fucking step in! I woulda taken my beating and walked away!” You burst stepping forwards.

Brocks arms were suddenly around your waist, his lips brushed your ear, “calm down little one.”

You growled shoving at his broad chest. “Fuck off Brock! I’m tired of being treated like his slave! I am done! Get your money back from the collage, I’m done with that as well! I’ll pay you till I’ve paid my debt off, which should be till the end of the year but I wont have my life dictated by some overly pompous jerk! I dont care what or why you guys do it but I wont fucking do it anymore!” Pulling out of his arms you started towards the door.

“Not even for Dolly?”

Your hand stopped right above the doorknob. “What?”

Loki sighed, “I’m getting tired of the little twit, whining all the time…demanding, of me no less, that I give her whatever she wants…I tire of her. Would have been done with her some time ago if it were not for her…voluptuous figure.”

You swung around and glared at him, “what does your relationship with her have to do with me?”

Loki raised an eyebrow, the corner of his lips turning down in thought, “I recall you once saying you would do anything to take care of her….hmm?” He lazily stretched out in the plush chair behind the desk.

You let your eyes follow along his long legs before closing them. God you needed to get laid…“She wants nothing to do with me, not after-” you bit your lip looking away.

“Oh, I know. You broke her little heart isnt that right? She caught you in your bed with a man?” He asked an amused smirk on his lips, “she likes to yammer on about you after I’ve fucked her..” His clear blue eyes watched as you clenched your fists, jaw clenching.

“Is that what this is about? Me?!” You let out a humorless chuckle, moving toward him to place your hands on the desk, “do you want me Loki?” You asked leaning forwards, his eyes flickered to your lips and down to your shirt, where the bite on your shoulder was still exposed. A smirk slid into place as his eyes flickered back to yours, “fuck you. I belong to no one,” his expression of surprise was easy to miss if you werent watching it appeared and disappeared so quickly even you wondered if it had been there at all.

His eyes narrowed as you straightened and stepped back, “be careful with your words. She is enjoying school, hopes to finish soon yes?”

You ground your teeth, “I didnt tell you to invite her into your bed, nor do I have a say in what she wants or the consequences of her decisions or actions. You two are adults. Have fun, its how I live my life.” You turned and smiled at Brock, giving a small wave as you made your way out.

You didnt waver till you were a block away, you had expected them to come after you. For Loki to send some of the men you had actually befriended. Facing Clint or Tash wouldnt have been so bad, but Brock? Or even that british guy Vision… Looking over your shoulder you hurried along. _______

It was your night off, and Derek had wrangled you into getting out. It had been a very long time since you had allowed yourself any kind of fun, in fact it had been two weeks since you had left the office.

You would see them every now and then, in a small city like this it was bound to happen. Brock would smile softly and wave, he had become a friend of sorts and you did miss the rough guys, even Heimdall who came in every so often, spotted you once and waved.

You had finally stopped looking over your shoulder. You pulled out of Dereks arms, he groused pulling on your jeans belt loop to keep you in place.

“Look I’ll stay but I highly doubt you want me to piss all over your lap!” He scrunched his face at you as you laughed.

He cupped your face in his hands, “and ruin how you got all pretty for me instead of wearing guys clothes? No, when your done come meet me by the pool tables, me and the guys will be over there.”

You sighed as he leaned forwards and pressed his lips to yours. Hurrying to the bathroom you took care of business, and washed and dried your hands, your phone chimed and you frowned looking at the unknown number.

Unknown: [having fun?]

You rolled your eyes sending a quick response. [Wrong number pal] not paying any attention to who walked in till she spoke.

“Having fun?”

You turned to face her frowning. “Dolly, what are you doing here?”

*****

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[choisgirls]

What if the mysmes bunch +Saeran +V find out MC has an illness (can't think of a specific example) that meant they were constantly at a hospital (also MC is terrified of hospitals)

A/N: im afraid of hospitals until im actually admitted then im like yeah okay im here, /fantastic/.Also, I tried to be kind of broad and diverse? But I only know like one ofthese on a personal level so i hope nothing is completely off the wall ~Admin404

*YOOSUNG:

           -I think he’d be afraid of hospitalsas well

           -I mean pet hospitals are different!!That’s for pets! Hospitals deal with people! And he’S A PERSON!

           -He COMPLETELY gets your fear, buthe’s gotta be tough for you!!! Gotta be the man!!

           -HE HOVERS OVER YOU ALL THE TIME

           -“MC don’t move, ill getit!” “I’ll fluff your pillow!” “Want a different tvchannel?? IVE GOT IT”

           -You’ve been going through chemotherapybut that doesn’t mean you can’t moVE YOOSUNG PLEASE

           -If you cry because you’re scared,he’s there crying with you

           -But!!! He surrounds you with TONSof plush toys, and brings you food his mum he’s made

           -MR. BEAR IS GOING TO PROTECT YOU,MC, HE’S GONNA DO IT!

           -And honestly his innocence is socute? And gets your mind off of the fear? He’s always making some cutecraft thing with you, or telling you all about his LOLOL game (even brings alaptop for you to play with him when he has to go home!!) He isn’t very good atthe whole comforting aspect but he loves you and tries so hard for you!! ;A;

*ZEN:

           -He heals quickly and strong

           -You….do not…do that

           -You get an infection and it’s SOHARD for your body to fight it

           -Which often leaves you in thehospital over something like the flu

           -And that makes him SO SAD like omgMC i’d give you some of my healing power if I could

           -You are very vocal about yourdislike for the hospital, so he doesn’t have to guess or pick up on subtlehints

           -But he treats you like ROYALTY herefuses to let you do anything for yourself when you’re in there because hejust wants to make up for not being able to stop you from getting sick ;A;

           -He sings for you almost constantlybecause??? You can’t be afraid of anything in this building if all you canfocus on is him??

           -He brings his scripts with him allthe time so the two of you can waste the day and practice together!!

           -HAVE NO FEARS MC, FOR ZENNY ISHERE. Always watching the doctors and nurses like a hawk, always tries to getyou to focus on him instead of anything they’re doing (obviously not if it’simportant, then he lets you pay attention). Otherwise there’s a lot of cheekkisses, hand kisses, and just like…kisses everywhere come on it’s zen we’retalking about

*JAEHEE:

           -You’re in the hospital often forbreathing problems

           -“Jaehee, it’s because you takemy breath away,” you wheeze as she’s rushing you to the hospital

           - mc shut the fuCK UP NOW ISNTTHE TIME

           -She loves that you’re able to makelight of the situation though

           -That is until you actually get tothe hospital, then she’s practically dragging you through the doors becauseyou’re too afraid to go in

           -Too much sadness, too many machinesthat you aren’t familiar with, the weird feeling of being in a strange place,you don’T LIKE IT

           -But she’s always there to read youa book at the end of the day, with a cozy throw blanket from home, and she’llbring you some coffee from your favourite shop!

           -She also studies what all themachines and medications do so she can explain them to you and hopefully easeyour anxiety!

           -When she can’t be there because ofwork, she leaves you a stack of books to get lost in so that you won’t evennotice you’re there. She’ll text you throughout the day as well to check up onya

           -She’s small enough to cuddle up inbed with you which is GREAT the two of you watch zen’s dvd’s on her laptop allthe time

*JUMIN:

           -???? Why go to hospital whenhospital can come to you

           - jumin no i appreciate thegesture but no

           -You’re a regular there because ofyour heart problems and it breAKS HIS HEART

           - he’s threatened saeyoung a fewtimes because he keeps making jokes like “your heart must of stoppedbecause you saw jumins face” and things of the sort like stOP

           -The first time you had a problemwith your heart when you were with him it scared the sHIT OUT OF HIM MC WHAT’SWRONG

           -But he noticed the whole time youwere there, you were anxious and always on the verge of tears and Juju will nothave that

           -Literally had a room made just foryou for whenever you need to be admitted and it looks just like home

           -“It’s your home away fromhome. Funny, right? MC why are you crying it was supposed to be funny” noits because you’re so swEET JUMIN WHAT THE FUCK STOP

           -He’s sad he can’t bring Elizabethto console you but he does his best. Always sits with you, petting your hairand kissing you softly

           -His tall ass crawls into your bedat night too so he can hold you like duDE WATCH OUT FOR THE IV YOU’RE TOO TALLYOU DON’T FIT PLS YOUR KNEE IS DIGGING INTO ME

*SAEYOUNG:

           -He knew your medical history, hedid do a background check on you after all

           -So he knew that you’ve had frequenttrips to the hospital your whole life

           -He did not realize, however, thatyou’d be this terrified of just visiting the hospital to see Saeran (after thewhole mint eye thing of course)

           -It wasn’t very obvious to anyoneelse how afraid you were, but he could tell

           -You were in a lot of danger whenthe two of you were saving Saeran and you didn’t bat an eye

           -But the moment you stepped foot inthe hospital, you got quiet. When you did talk, you started to stutter and tripover your words. You had a lot of trouble looking around or at anyone  and that wasn’t the MC he knew

           -You explained that due to your weakimmune system, you’re a frequent in the hospital. You get sick easily and ithits you hard. But being surrounded by the multitudes of machines, hearing thesad sounds of people losing loved ones, you just couldn’t handle it

           -From then on, every time you’readmitted to the hospital, he brings a back full of different outfits so he canentertain you, and get your mind off of everything that was happening aroundyou

           - mc i’m your doctor im gonnahave to give you an exam wink wonk

           -Full of stupid jokes, hand holding,and kisses to the cheek. He is the deFENDER OF JUSTICE and he will DEFEND YOUFROM ALL OF YOUR FEARS. He’s such a dork??? How can you even think aboutwhat’s happening around the hospital to freak you out. It was practically likebeing at home with him around

*V:

           -You immediately told him about yourhealth conditions when the two of you met

           -You unfortunately had to stay inthe hospital frequently because of bad epileptic episodes

           -Well, you would go home of course,but some episodes were too risky to go immediately home, so you’d have to stay

           -And you HATED it, like, THIS PLACEISN’T HOME

           -So every time it happens, he makesit home for you

           -Always bringing you favouriteblankets and pillows from home

           -He even tries to bring calmingcandles so you won’t be as afraid you cant really…light those in here v

           -He’s always talking in such acalming tone that you’re just kind of….relaxed. Please tell me some storiesV, lull me to sleep and ease my nerves . He’s always reading fairytale storiesto you

           -On days that you’re extra anxious,he shows you videos he’s taken of you, of the RFA, and of random things youlove the ones he takes of dogs and you know he does it just for you

           -Overall, he’s just always there tolisten to you. You can rant and rave and cry angry tears because you’re soafraid and just want to go home, but he’s there to wipe your tears away and theonly home that matters is the one you have with him

*SAERAN:

           -He knows what it’s like to be inthe hospital for a long time

           -I mean, right after Saeyoung tookhim from Mint Eye, he was in there a long time to get all of that shit out ofhis blood stream and all of that, so he kind of gets it

           -When you have to go to the hospitalpretty often because your kidneys were weak and almost always on the verge offailing, he freAKS OUT

           -HE HATES HOSPITALS JUST AS MUCH ASYOU DO AND IT’S HARD TO BE COOL CALM AND COLLECTED WHEN HIS LOVE IS IN ONE OFTHEM

           -Pulls it together (well on theoutside at least) fairly quickly when he notices how nervous you are everytime, no matter how often you have to go

           -You’re almost on the verge of tearsevery time because?? Every time you’re here you’re fairly close to dying andWOW that’s scary as fuck this place sucks

           -But he’s always there for you, nomatter what. He might not say much (and nO ITS NOT BECAUSE HIS VOICE WILLGIVE AWAY HIS FEAR SHUT UP MC) but he’s there to hold your hand through itall, and tries to act like wiping your tears is an inconvenience though youknow it’s not and that hes just trying to be tough

           -Actually stays up for days at atime to watch over you and make sure everything is alright which makes you feelbad but also really puts you at ease??

           -Like nothing bad is gonna happenbecause Saeran will pUNCH IT IN THE FACE. That fear? PUNCH IN THE FACE. All thebeeping machines? PUNCH IN THE FACE. Doctor comes in the room in the middle ofthe night and scares the shit out of you? saERAN ITS THE DOCTOR PLEASE DON’TPUNCH THEM IN THE FACE

           -He buys a bunch of sweets- likecake, cookies, ice cream, things of the sort- and pretends it’s all because hewanted it himself but he guesses hecan share with you, if it’ll help lift your spirits and take your mind off ofthe fact you’re in here

[roxiera]

of weddings and confessions // newt scamander

request: you being like late 20s and your parents wanted you to get married soon, so they arranged a marriage with the Scamander family, to Theseus. (Okay so at this point in time Newt is like your bestie but you have this extremely huge crush on him and you’re also pretty close to Theseus [obviously closer to Newt]) and so Theseus knows also about you and Newt’s mutual crushes and he secretly plots to get both of yall married instead (?) or, alternatively: Newt crashes yours and Theseus’ wedding and confesses? (by @embracingtheinnerweaboo )

a/n: THE TAGGING ISNT WORKING OMF WHY KEWRGBKEBGTBG also ! we received a similar request a few days before this so we’re just going to assume that it was from you as well BAHAHHAHA but if it isn’t and the anon wants another imagine then send us another message to let us know !!

You had always known that this day would come.

You should have gotten married years ago - you were the only one left among your friends that didn’t carry a ring on that finger, but you weren’t going to remain single much longer.

But why Theseus?

(a/n: his name cracks me up everytime it sounds like thesis and honestly im so done with school)

Theseus was wonderful, for sure, but he wasn’t him. The older Scamander brother was every woman’s dream - tall with broad shoulders and strong arms and a heart of a Gryffindor and a war hero, no less - but he wasn’t what you wanted.

Your heart lay with the youngest Scamander son - the one with the yellow-and-black scarf and adorable freckles that looked like the stars had found their way onto his face and a heart purer than gold - and now you were getting married to his brother.

You didn’t know if Newt had found out yet and you didn’t want to tell him because he would start giving you the cold shoulder and pushing you away and you didn’t want to lose him.

You couldn’t lose him.

Newt found himself in his room, shards of glass and porcelain sharp and glinting from their places on his carpeted floor, his desk bare of the mess of crumpled documents and worn books and broken quills that had previously been swept to the ground in a fit of rage.

Why you?

Theseus was the family’s pride and joy - his parents could have chosen any woman they wanted and they just had to choose you.

You were beautiful and your smile could make any man weak at the knees and you were one of the best people he had ever met and you were too good for Theseus.

You were too good for anyone.

You had been the only person in a long time who made Newt feel like he was someone special, and of course, Theseus - perfect, golden-boy Theseus - had to swoop in and take away one of the best things that had ever happened to Newt.

Newt knew that this wasn’t his brother’s fault - or anyone’s for that matter - but he wanted you and he needed you and he needed someone to blame, for Merlin’s sake.

The both of you had been the best of friends for over nearly a decade and he couldn’t imagine being as close to someone as he had been to you; he didn’t want to lose you.

He couldn’t lose you.

(a/n: my attempt at angst is failing why am i doing this during english lel)

Theseus knew.

Not that it had been very difficult to realise, considering both Newt and (y/n) were absolutely terrible at hiding their hilariously obvious feelings for each other.

He liked (y/n), sure, but you had always been like a little sister to him, and Newt’s heated glares and sour mood when both of you hung out told him enough.

Theseus would never want Newt to hate him; he didn’t want to live the rest of his life knowing that he had taken away his brother’s best friend - most likely something more - and that he had married someone who didn’t love him at all.

Theseus lay in bed, unable to fall asleep as unrelentingly loud thoughts buzzed incessantly throughout his alert mind, blinking at the darkness thoughtfully.

Perhaps he could do something about this.

You found yourself knocking on the Scamanders’ door early next morning, desperately wanting to see Newt. Mrs Scamander had eagerly welcomed you in, promptly shoving you up the stairs in the direction of Theseus’ bedroom.

“Enjoy, darling! Just go straight in - I’m sure Theseus is already awake.”

You winced slightly at the loud volume so early in the morning. Hesitating slightly, you found yourself striding toward Newt’s door the instant the sound of footsteps faded away, your knuckles rapping lightly on the dark mahogany as your breath hitched in your throat, heart twisting uncomfortably.

hehatesmethiswasaterribleideahehatesmehehatesmehehates-

“(y/n)?”

You stared at Newt’s sleepy figure tersely, mind blank as your throat tightened with suppressed sobs. Your limbs felt disconnected and horribly foreign as your rushed into Newt’s room, pulling said man along with you, the door closing with a soft click.

“I can’t do it, Newt.”

You buried your head in your hands, fingers weaving through tangled hair, tugging at your own scalp painfully as tears left your eyes, your cheeks wet and sticky as your shut your eyes tightly.

“I can’t marry Theseus. I can’t, Newt. It’s you I want to marry and I can’t do anything about it and everything’s just wrong.”

Your disorientated flood of words disappeared into ugly sobs as you registered Newt’s firm, lean arms wrapping themselves around you, pulling you close as you buried your face in his chest, your fingers digging into his back as you cried, your emotions, having been pent up and suppressed for the past two weeks, having finally beaten you.

(a/n: kwbjrb this is so fucking crap im sorry)

“It’s going to be alright, (y/n). I’ll talk to my parents and your parents and we’re going to sort this out and I promise you that I will marry you and we don’t have to care about what anyone thinks-”

“Nice to see to hear how much you care about me, Newt.”

You jumped slightly at the sudden interruption, blood roaring in your ears as Newt tightened his grip around you, pulling you closer to him, clenching his jaw as he glared at the unwelcome intruder.

Theseus.

“What the bloody hell are you doing in my room?” Newt snapped, scowling slightly as his brother, who had a terribly obnoxious shite-eating grin on his face.

(a/n: do british people say shite or am i just retarded lel)

“I think the real question is, brother, why my fiancée is in your room instead of mine, in a very interesting position.”

(a/n: lmao ppl getting all salty over hugs are so funny like broo calm dOwn)

You gripped Newt’s forearm tightly, tugging him back lightly, not wanting a fight to erupt among the two brothers, which would eventually lead to a rift between the two families.

You looked pleadingly at the older Scamander sibling, desperation evident on your face as you felt Newt tense even more through his thin shirt.

“I’ll speak to Mum and Dad. You two’ll get your wedding,” Theseus announced, smirking slightly. You tried to suppress the hope blossoming in your chest, but you could already feel your worry dissipating, your lips beginning to angle upward slightly at what Theseus had just announced.

You glanced at Newt with bright eyes, who now looked slightly less upset, scowl softening considerably as he glanced at you, both of you thinking the same thing - that perhaps everything would work out and you and Newt could be together.

“But honestly, you two have to let those Billywigs out during the wedding.”

a/n: disgusting and shitty aka me and theseus so extra like me its vv lowkey funny !! its 1am and i have tuition tmrw fml ok rest well everyone :-)

- roxanna

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