#well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. do i look like mother teresa?: heather chandler

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@vcndetta || Event Starter for Anyone

Rolled 4: Monster: Skeleton

"Oh, really? Now we have skeletons? I didn't even want to come into this maze. Why is this happening to me?" Heather whined. "I am a good person. Well, good enough."

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"how was my explanation lacking because clearly, you aren't blending correctly. your neck doesn't match your face." heather pointed out with a shrug. "I was just trying to help, there's no need to be so rude."

jenny only offered the other a mocking smile, her own patience running thin as her annoyance grew. "i understand the process of makeup just fine, i don't need you to explain it." raising a brow, she looked them over shortly. "in any case, i would hardly find it beneficial and your explanation was lacking."

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@drvcxrys || Event Starter for Anyone

Rolled 8: Monster: Ghosts

"Okay, this is where I draw the line. Are you fucking kidding me right now? We're being able to communicate with the dead?" Heather shook his head. "I don't like this freaking city. what is wrong with everyone here?"

[butterflysclaws]

❣️💀Heather Chandler 💀❣️

Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?

[crowax-sometimesidraw]

"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw do I look like mother Teresa to you?"

Red character is Heather Chandler from Heathers!

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"I just don't get how it even happened, you know?" heather admitted. "i just wish we had some clue as to what is going on in this city."

"Not a problem at all. It was really weird of having my body moulding, it was scary but we're fine now" Tony nodded at the other. "It totally would".

[divinerotvt]

𖤐 Day 12: Heather Chandler 𖤐

Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?

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@ofxscavengcrs (Anyone)

"You have no idea where you're going, do you?" Heather asked, shaking her head. "Why didn't you stop and ask for directions like I told you to, like ten minutes ago!"

[moonshotsx]

what about daya as heather chandler and jasmine as heather duke cause duke and chandler were always fighting lol

i mean i prefer jasmine as heather mcnamara bc cheerleader vibes and overall her being the most "harmless" of the trio lol

alternatively, we can have bosco as heather chandler ("well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do i look like mother teresa?" is something i'd love to see bosco say lmao) and camden as heather duke - so that they can still fight lol

[closeyoureyeshermit]

Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like Mother Teresa? - Heather Chandler ❤️

[brotherslayer]

Heathers AU: Anastacius de Alger Obelia as Heather Chandler

"Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw do I look like mother Teresa to you?"

[sunlightraeee]

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

43. Do you smile at strangers?

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

127. What makes you happy?

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

148. What’s your favourite quote?

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5.

I would want my boyfriend to take care of me cuz like he would probably laugh at me about how I would be acting and get me water

37.

N o t h i n g

I sit there in silence

43.

I would smile if they smile at me

45.

Hhhh I get up in the morning cuz people are expecting things from me

127.

My friends, some of my family, and my bf!

132.

My friend Tia or my boyfriend, I honestly dont remember

148.

Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw, do I look like mother Teresa? - Heather Chandler (Heather's, 1989)

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[wtfzodiacsigns]

Sings as Heathers quotes

aries: "Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count."

taurus: "Our love is God, let’s go get a Slushie."

gemini: "I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah."

cancer: "I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambience."

leo: "They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I’m worshiped at Westerburg and I’m only a junior. "

virgo: "Well they, seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don't they?"

libra: “You know what I want, babe? Cool guys like you out of my life.”

scorpio: "I can’t believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Course, I was coming up here to kill ya… "

sagittarius: "Great pate, mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that party tonight."

capricorn: "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?"

aquarius: "All we want is to be treated like human beings, not to be experimented on like guinea pigs or patronized like bunny rabbits."

pisces: "[sarcastic] Intense… grow up. You think I’ll drink it just because you call me chicken…? Just gimmie the cup, jerk."

Source:  veronicas-sawyers

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@wvsteria (Stu)

"Oh, don't you worry about a thing, darling? This girl knows how to keep her mouth zipped and closed." Heather pointed out with a grin. "So, please. Tell me all the juicy gossip you've got."

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"my humor is just fine." heather replied with a nod. "good, I'm glad you came to your senses about that one." she wouldn't admit it, but veronica deserved better. "you know, I was thinking the same thing when I first got here, but I'm not shocked. i also just appeared here, strange enough." heather shrugged. "you could have been stuck with one of the other heathers. at least I'm more fun."

"i got to remember humor isn't your strong, as for j.d? he's dead, good riddance honestly." she told ever so casually, "as for me being here? would you believe I just appeared? maybe it's God's divine punishment that i'm here at the same time with you."

[beingjuliamalkovich]

Yesterday was “Heathers Day”

This association of movie and day is inspired by the musical adaptation of the 80′s no-longer-so-cult classic “Heathers.” And while I do not fuck with that musical -- I mean, could anything be farther from Veronica’s wry one-liners and  JD’s unflappable psychosis? -- I happened to watch “Heathers” yesterday. And man, are there some choice lines.

My new favourite is easily a snippy comeback from queen bee Heather Chandler: “Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?” But there’s a lot more to love. Here are some classic lines from the movie.

“Are we going to prom or to hell?”

“I love my dead gay son!”

“I don't patronize bunny rabbits.”

“I like it. It's got that what-a-cruel-world-let's-toss-ourselves-in-the-abyss type ambiance.”

“Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make.”

“Our love is God, let's go get a Slushie.”

“I say we just grow up, be adults and die.”

“Well, it's just like -- they're people I work with, and our job is being popular and shit.”

“Oh my God. I'll have to send my S.A.T. scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford.”

“We must pray the other teenagers of Sherwood, Ohio, know the name of that righteous dude who can solve their problems: it's Jesus Christ, and he's in the Book.”

And my forever fav: “Great pâté, mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that funeral.”