#well animated i cannot stress that enough. i love the style of this movie. OH. and i should also mention. the other characters in this movi

[lupinfits]

That was Lupin III: Voyage to Danger!

Outfit count: 3.5 (3 full outfits, plus various accessories)

[the-phoenix-heart]

10 Amazing Futurama Comics

There is a severe lack of Futurama content on this and other sites (seriously, the Night at the Museum movies have more fics than Futurama). And, nobody posts about the Futurama comics. So I’m posting 10 of my favorites.

10. Attack of the 50-Foot Amy (Issue #33)

It’s actually not as sexual as the cover makes it out to be. The basic premise is that Amy mistakes the can of growth spray (that Cubert and Dwight want to use for their science fair project) for hair spray and sprays waaaay too much before her anniversary date with Kif. Meanwhile, Bender teaches Fry the wonders of video piracy, but after he gets scared by a movie home alone style he eats his disc of pirated movies and starts uncontrollably acting them out. You can probably guess how these two plots connect.

While I do list this one as one of my favorites, it’s far from perfect. The artwork is good, but the scaling on Amy is very wonky so she looks more like a twenty-foot Amy (also Dwight’s eyes are drawn weird in this comic, he looks blazed out the entire time). But I cannot help but be charmed by this comic. It’s got some sweet Bender and Fry friendship moments and actually makes me believe Kif and Amy’s relationship for a little bit. They are very sweet in this comic, although Kif does go through some pain in this comic.

Best moments: They way they resolve the plot is actually pretty funny and clever, plus Bender hopped up on pirated movies is a joy. At one point Fry gets shoved by Steven Spielbot (don’t ask) and Bender goes all Rocky on his ass saying “No one talks to my gal, Adrian, like that!” It’s very sweet and...subtextual if you understand my meaning. This one also has anti comic book piracy message at the end which was ironic for me to read.

9. Doctor What (Issue #32)

The Professor creates a time traveling port-a-potty so that you can pee in whatever time and space you want, although it’s completely random. However, Zoidberg accidentally breaks the potty, so him, Leela, Fry, and Bender have to keep randomly flushing to get back home. On each of these new worlds Zoidberg keeps accidentally saving the citizens, getting medals, and ends up becoming addicted to the fame he keeps winning. Which leads to them getting stuck in a post apocalyptic New New York.

This is the infamous Leela-Bender-Fry fusion comic, Leelan von Fry-Bot. His backstory is actually a little sad, but I won’t spoil it here. This one is pretty good, because it has Zoidberg as the hero. Actually quite a few of these feature Zoidberg as a fourth member of the delivery crew which is weird, but not entirely unwelcome. It’s also fun to see these other worlds, and now that I think about it it’s actually a little similar to The Late Phillip J. Fry, what with the time travel to different interesting worlds.

Best Moments: I actually liked Leelan’s backstory, and his interactions with his “parents” (you’ll understand when you read it) are actually pretty funny and a little cute. Fry really wants to be a dad you can tell.

8. The Simpsons Futurama Crossover Crisis II

The professor creates a device that takes characters out of their stories into the real world. Trouble is, he tells the mayor that this invention is useful because you can get slave labor out of the characters because they technically have no constitutional rights. The Simpsons end up working with the Planet Express crew, but an accident leads to the release of ALL FICTIONAL CHARACTERS EVER.

This is a sequel comic to the Futurama Simpsons Infinitely Secret Crossover Crisis (fun fact: a reference to several famous comic book arcs). I chose this one above it though because I think it understood the assignment better. The original is funny, but I just don’t think that Springfield is a good setting for a Futurama crossover. Springfield for all its zaniness, is not the future. New New York, however, is great for this crossover. We get several scenes where we see the Simpsons going through space and fighting off monsters. We even get to see the other residents of Springfield in the future, Mr. Smithers becomes a space pirate and Mr. Burns falls in love with Mom, it’s great.

Best Moments: Some of them I already mentioned, but I cannot stress enough how hilarious the Burns-Mom romance is, it’s especially good when you can hear their voices in your head. I also like the friendship the Simpsons have with the Planet Express crew.

7. Six Characters in Search of a Story (Issue #14)

This is a very interesting comic. The Professor falls asleep, so to pass the time the crew decides to look through his old failed inventions, and well, that’s a very bad idea. The most interesting thing about this comic is it’s designed so that if you want you can only read certain panels to follow one person’s story. The Futurama comics do this a lot of the time and it’s always interesting.

The shenanigans that occur in this one are really funny, and there are some great looking pages in this. Also the Futurama crew clearly took ideas from the comics, and this is one of them. You can tell from the cover art that this does have elements of “Benderama” in it, what with Bender cloning himself ad infinitum. I also really like the climax, it’s a little schmultz-y for Futurama, but I don’t mind.

Best Moments: Fry gets stuck with a Spanish speaking Bender and I don’t know why but it’s really funny to me. The professor also gets some funny moments in this one. And Scruffy. Scruffy is always a delight.

6. Igner-ance is Bliss! (Issue #63)

Yeah this is the infamous robot Leela and Fry comic. Don’t worry, like the cover says, it’s not as dramatic as it looks. The crew has to go to a world that’s too dangerous for humans, so Fry, Leela, and Zoidberg all have their consciousnesses put into robot doubles so they can make the delivery. However, it turns out this planet is a sort of getaway spa for robots, and the crew decides to party it up there, at least until Bender discovers that this is a front for an evil plot by Mom. The subplot is mostly about how Igner is not respected by his brothers.

This one is fun, and I love a comic where Bender has to be the voice of reason. It is clearly killing him to be the responsible one, but I love it. Also, I have a soft spot for Igner, so it’s nice to see him get thrown a bone for once. This also has some really fun jokes with everyone, but Zoidberg in particular gets some bangers. I think my only problem is it ISN���T as cool as the cover makes it out, but like I’m happy with what it is.

Best Moments: Fry beats up Bender at one point and wins, I think he deserved it. Also, y’all know Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars? He makes some cameos in this one. Also all the robots (sans Bender) make a Japanese style mecha and it’s the coolest thing ever. Plus everything I’ve said about Igner I love in this one. Oh also Fry beats Calculon at poker and I really love that.

5. Who’s Dying to be a Gazillionaire? (Issue #5)

This one is sweet. The IRS is threatening to bankrupt Planet Express, and if they can’t think of a way to make a million dollars they will go out of business. No one really has any ideas and doesn’t even really care, except for Fry who is determined to save Planet Express. He gets the idea to go onto Who Wants to be a Gazillionaire to make the money, even though it’s a trivia show and if he loses he will die.

This one really warms my heart, it’s Fry at his best, just doing what he can for the people he loves. Even the professor is great in this one. I don’t want to spoil it, but trust me when I say it’s good (god I hope I’m not building this up too much).

Best moments: The end panel. But also the resolution of the story is great, and I really appreciate this comic for Fry as a character.

4. Rumble in the Jungle (Issue #38)

This is a fine comic. Leela is mad that she’s not being respected by Fry and Bender, and it’s bad enough that they don’t believe her when she says they’re going to crash into a planet. They end up parachuting down and getting separated. Leela ends up as queen of some workers in the “Amazon,” meanwhile Fry finds Bender’s corpse and goes off to avenge him.

This one is fun, and another fun one for Fry, because he’s determined to avenge Bender and works hard for it. This also includes the original Frender, not the ship but fusion. Leela and Fry even have a fight scene against each other and it’s honestly great.

Best Moments: Fry is great throughout the entire comic, and Leela spends most of her time beating up random animals. Bender also using a lead parachute he made out of toys he stole from children is funny, especially because I’m always a sucker for Bender doing dumb shit.

3. Don’t Go Taking My Heart! (Issue #69) (nice)

Mom only has a couple weeks to live, unless she can get a heart transplant. It’s revealed that Mom uses the cryogenics lab to get new body parts for herself, and that Fry was supposed to be her heart donor! Unfortunately, because he was unfrozen she now has to get him to work for Mom Corp to make sure his heart stays intact for the procedure.

If you can’t tell I love the Fry-centric comics, and I also like the comics where Mom is the villain. Of course this comic doesn’t go completely how you expect it to go, it’s actually REALLY sweet. I also love the fact that in this comic Fry actually makes a great intern. He basically has the job of a secretary and he’s GOOD at it. And I love seeing when Fry is good at things. The reason why I put this at only 3 is because it doesn’t really have a subplot. Bender gets a job at mom corp to but it’s only there for a couple pages, and Leela’s new crew gets two panels and that’s it.

Best Moments: The moments with Mom and Fry, but also guess who Mom’s doctor is? I’m actually not going to reveal it because it’s so random but also hilarious.

2. Boomsday! (Issue #58)

The Professor builds Bender his own parents, as a way to placate/discipline Bender. However, these parents decide that Fry is a bad influence on Bender, leading to them kicking him out. Meanwhile, the Professor’s doomsday devices are all stolen, and he has to go find them.

Both of these plots are funny and good. Bender’s plot is also really sweet what with his friendship with Fry, and his wish for parents. Meanwhile the Professor’s plot is just really funny and I do love seeing the Professor in his element. The ending is mostly heartwarming.

Best Moments: Everything with Fry and Bender, and Bender has a sweet relationship with his fake parents. Also, the Professor uses Issac Asimov candles on the robot mafia which I found a great joke. Oh, and the Professor’s first doomsday device was made when he was four years old and I love that. The end of the comic also has very nice message.

1. Rotten to the Core (Issue #27)

The world’s weather has gone kerflooey, and the Professor has figured out that his invention that can drill into the center of the Earth has been used. It conspires that Bender sold it at a yard sale to some aliens call the magmoids. The magmoids are trying to steal magma from the Earth’s core and the crew has to go and stop them.

This is my favorite because it’s a great character comic. All of the main three have great moments, and it’s also a great science comic. The Earth’s core is incredibly magnetic so of course Bender starts spouting out folk songs, and also SECRETS. I can’t believe no one has used the fact that canonically magnets make Bender incapable of telling lies. Anyway, it’s just really fun.

Best Moments: Way too many to count. Bender and Fry are told to cut out the “Brokeback Moanin,’“ Leela and Fry are bitter at the end, Fry tells story about his childhood, Bender has some great secrets to tell, the Professor gets a really fun ending, Bender has a rare moment of generosity, and the entirety of the climax is all kinds of fun and sweet.

[kareofbears]

Top 5 writing tips for stories

oh. my. god. this is the best ask I've ever received holy smokes. thank you for thinking that i can sort of write, that’s so kind of you ;-; 

1) first and foremost, know who your characters are. such an old writing tip but it rings true. who are your characters? do they get angry? what do they want in life? how do the things they say relate to what they went through in their life? are they happy? optimistic? cynical? are they open to love or are they aversed to it? i’ve never tried writing my own novel with my own characters, but i think this is really crucial when it comes to fanfiction. you and the people reading this are here because they want to explore more of these beloved characters. as the author, it’s soo important to really think about who your characters are. 

remember: the reader will go anywhere with a full character, but question every move of a shallow one. and when the reader begins to question things in your story, then they’ll be distracted the entire time reading your story. 

2) that in mind, please for the love of god know how to differentiate your characters, especially in their dialogue. when characters have their own voices, it makes it so much easier for the reader to keep up with what’s happening. you can tell it’s well written characters/dialogue when there isn’t any dialogue tags at all but you can still tell who’s talking. super important to do this with things outside of dialogue too; if these characters were all the same, then it doesn't matter if they do anything at all because it means ANYONE can do ANYTHING and the readers wouldn't even be attached or surprised or even interested. 

and hey its ok to have characters similar to each other--in fact, it’s great! character foils and parallels are some of the sexiest things in the world. but make sure they still have something that can tell them apart, something unique to them that sets that character apart from the rest. this is pretty tough to do, so i highly suggest practicing this sort of thing if it worries you (lord knows I'm still practicing it lmfao)

3) I've said this before in like a half dozen other posts but i will keep saying it until i die: know your characters’ fundamental traits, especially in fanfiction. hey, we all love changing and tweaking canon, trust me i get it. but every single character has a trait (or traits, but try to have very few) that should never ever be sacrificed, or else the character you’re writing is no longer that character--now they’re a character that can be anyone else. akechi should always have his cynicism, akira should always value his friends. 

every author should have their own idea of what a fundamental trait for their character is to make sure their character stays their character. feel free to change anything else, but always keep in mind their core traits. this core trait should propel the character forward in the plot and dictate why they do what they do. 

4) you wanna hear an overused writing tip? too bad, here you go: the medium is the message. AKA understanding what your story can do and how to convey that. yeah, i just busted out the oldest phrase in the book because it literally changed my life. know what your story can do in the platform you chose to write it in. you probably sent me this ask to talk about fics, but this is about anything. you have to know the pros and cons of telling your story on the platform you chose it on. 

an artistic portrait is great for conveying a snapshot in time, but its incredibly tough to try to convey internal thoughts and nearly impossible to convey dialogue. a movie is 10/10 for visual aspects and showing off dialogue and dynamics, but you can’t do much about internal monologuing unless you wanna risk being cheesy. (further into this is animation vs live action remakes: animation allows for a suspension of disbelief and fun artistic styles, which is why live action remakes are so bad in comparison.) fanfiction excels in character dynamics and internal monologuing to really nail introspection, but for the most part it plummets in terms of describing what something looks like and action often struggles alongside with it. 

know the limits of what you can do in writing, and play to its strengths as best as you can. I'm not saying its impossible or even that you shouldn’t do action in fanfiction, I'm just saying know that it will be difficult, and that its something you can practice on over the course of writing in your life. 

5) and finally, the actual most important rule: love what you do. good god i cannot stress this enough. fam, if you are writing fanfiction, this is one thousand percent a labor of love. if you hate doing this, if you’re in it to get reviews or kudos or hits, you are going to hate writing fanfiction, especially when you’re just starting out. the minute this becomes a project for you, life changes. you think i write fanfiction for people to click on my silly tumblr and give me silly reviews? no man I'm here to write about how i think ryuji deserves more respect through a scene filled with group dynamics and bad soup. hate the work but love what you do. 

so long and I'm sorry its so long but i hope that was helpful! I'm more than willing to answer any more asks about writing (or message me if you’re willing to come off anon?) and please be patient with yourself when you’re writing. be kind to yourself. i compare writing to practicing law: you never perfect law. you can always be better but the more you practice it, the better you get

[forehead-enthusiast]

A Buncha Tag Games (and yet not all of them)

tagged by: @eggyukhei mwah

tagging: this is a LOT of games so i’ll only tag @atinyphobe @nsheetee and @veonjun for the SECOND (2nd) game. if they or anybody wants to do any of the other games, absolutely go for it and say i tagged you <3 i’d love to see what you guys say!! (also, tk if you felt like you wanted to answer my questions from the second game i’d be interested to see!)

One:

tell me the first song that made you stan your current fave group and why did your faves attract you so much?

ok SO the song that probably got me into rv 100% (also yes ik this blog is 99% nct but rv is my forever fave no question) was probably ice cream cake!! i had been a casual listener of many groups up until that point and had never really stanned anyone, but icc was so infectious i found myself watching it over and over. i had heard happiness and be natural before but hadn’t really listened too closely, so icc was the song that captured me. after that, dumb dumb only cemented my love for them more, and the red is still one of my favorite kpop albums to date. rv attracted me primarily because of their incredible vocals and their versatility in genres and concepts. i still get so excited wondering what they’ll tackle next!! they’re just soooo unique and have one of, if not the best discographies of any group. i cannot stress enough, I. Love. RV!! also they’re funny and gay so. anyway stream monster once it drops uwu

Two:

rule: answer the ten questions and write your own!

1. what is your favorite song that’s been released during quarantine? ooooo honestly??? probably something off of Sawayama. literally every song bangs so hard i highly recommend that album to anyone!! i can’t pick a favorite off it but who’s gonna save you now is awesome and xs is just,,, chef’s kiss

2. what is your greatest mishap when you tried cooking? (or something you’ve witnessed) one time, while making soup at my late grandmother’s house on her like gas stove, i put a lid on a pot and somehow that led the pot to be engulfed in flames. IN MY DEFENSE i was like 7, and i’m great at cooking/baking now

3. what’s your go-to outfit or article of clothing? oh i love a nice dress. they can be casual or formal, and you look like you put effort into your outfit except i didn’t because i didn’t have to match anything yo!!!! also shorts have trouble fitting me cause i’m a weird body type so dresses tend to be very comfy for me

4. what is your comfort food? am i allowed to say like all food??? eating in itself is comforting,,, that sounds depressing but also i just like eating yummy food. i guess i’d say like my dad’s fried rice?? its my fave and no one makes it like him soooo

5. what singular moment in your life would you like to relive? i couldn’t tell if this meant like, a good moment you want to re-experience or go back in time and redo a moment and fix it. it’s kind of a hard question so i might cop out and go with a bit of a silly answer: i want to relive the hi touch with astro...... i wanna look at rocky’s beautiful eyes and touch moonbin’s hand ok,,,,

6. what is your favorite line and/or character from a movie, show, or book? i got a bunch but a few off the top of my head are genie lo (the epic crush of genie lo), ty lee, suki (atla), klaus, and ben (umbrella academy) 

7. if you could only choose one ice cream flavor and pizza topping/style for the rest of your life, what would it be? ice cream flavor: this very specific one from a local store that is banana ice cream with strawberries and oreo mixed in. it is heaaaavenly. as for pizza topping, i love a breakfast type pizza with an egg on top and like sausage and stuff!!!

8. what is the worst injury you’ve ever had or witnessed? funny enough, i’ve actually gotten badly injured quite a few times, and always on the face!! god hates me. the worst was probably when i hit a metal bench with my face and it took a chunk out of my cheek. i still have the scar! as for “witnessed” i accidentally broke a grown man’s rib once as a child, so i guess that would count.

9. would you rather explore the unknown of space or the bottom of the ocean? oceaaaan!! i answered this in some other game, but i like how mysterious and yet close the ocean is. like proximity wise it’s so near, yet there’s an insane amount we know nothing about. that’s so frightening but so intriguing

10. if you could be any cartoon character, who would you be? my first thought was literally “kirby. eat fast” GOD my followers are gonna think i’m just a glutton and they’re not even gonna be wrong im dying. but uhh idk mulan or smth?

my questions:

what is your go-to feel good movie?

are you the type of person who’s indecisive about buying, or the type to impulse buy once you see something you like?

do you prefer chocolate-y or fruity candy?

what idol do you think is most similar to you? (not your bias necessarily)

do you have any silly dealbreakers? if so, what are they?

what do you do to unwind?

what is a small thing you like to do for people you love? (be it sending memes, remembering their favorite shows, etc)

what’s/who’s your favorite myth/mythological being?

what is a non-typical pet you would want to have?

do you say pronounce data as day-ta or dah-ta?

THREE

rule: bold the statements that apply to you, italicize your aspirations, then tag nine people. 

AIR ༉⋆͙̈

i have small hands / i love the night sky / i watch animals and birds when i pass them by / i drink herbal tea / i wake to see the dawn / the smell of dust is comforting / i’m valued for being wise / i prefer books to music / i meditate / i find joy in learning new truths from the world around me

FIRE ༉⋆͙̈

i don’t have straight hair / i like to wear ripped jeans and overalls / i play an organized sport / i love dogs / i am not afraid of adventure / i love to talk to strangers / i always try new foods / i enjoy road trips / summer is my favorite season / my radio is always playing

WATER ༉⋆͙̈

i wear bracelets on my wrists / i love the bustle of the city / i have more than one set of piercings / i read poetry / i love the sound of a thunderstorm / i want to travel the world / i sleep past midday most days / i love simply lit dinners and fluorescent signs / i rewatch kids shows out of nostalgia / i see emotions in colors not words

EARTH ༉⋆͙̈

i wear glasses or contacts / i enjoy doing the laundry / i am a vegetarian or vegan / i have an excellent sense of time / my humor is very cheerful / i am a valued advisor to my friends / i believe in true love / i love this chill of mountain air / i’m always listening to music / i am highly trusted by the people in my life

AETHER ༉⋆͙̈

i go without makeup in my daily life / i make my own artwork / i keep on track of my tasks and time / i always know true north / i see beauty in everything / i can always smell flowers / i smile at everyone i pass by / i always fear history repeating itself / i have recovered from a mental disorder / i can love unconditionally

FOUR

the ultimate tag: answer whichever ones you want to because there are a lot and then tag a few blogs you’d like to get to know better! 

PERSONAL

name: sarah

nickname: bells

birthday: april 17th

zodiac: aries

nationality: chinese american

languages: english, some spanish, some korean

gender: female

sexuality: baby bi bi bi~

height: 5′10

BLOG STUFF

inspiration for muse: i suppose nct since i write for them the most?? but i feel like sometimes i come up with the idea before i think of a member so sometimes the muse is just my own fantasies oops

meaning behind my url: i made it at a time where loads of idols were getting bangs and honestly i believe most of them look infinitely better without them, thus i was and still am enthusiastic about foreheads.

blog established: like winter of 2018...?? i think

followers: over 2.5k but most deactivated/left during my hiatus lol

FAVORITES

favourite animals: sharks, chickens, snakes, cats, penguins

favourite books: the epic crush of genie lo and then iron will of genie lo, PERIOD

favourite colour: pink and purple!!

favourite fictional characters: lol, again, genie lo, ty lee, suki, klaus, ben, and just a few more: richard and evelyn o’connell (the mummy), dave (dave), michael (the good place)

favourite flower: sunflower

favourite scent: baking chocolate, heating butter, blackberry, wisteria

favourite season: probably spring! i like warmth but not HEAT

RANDOM

average hours of sleep: ugh idek i sleep horribly

cats or dogs: both, but unfortunately i’ve never had either

coffee, tea or hot chocolate: tea but then hot chocolate

current time: 5:29pm

dream trip: go to paris and eat loads of pastries and enjoy the fashions and beauty of the city, and also learn to bake better maybe?

dream job: actress

hobbies: making jewelry, drawing, singing, reading comics

hogwarts house: according to the quizzes, all of them. people who have just met me think slytherin or gryffindor, people who i’m friends with think ravenclaw or hufflepuff, people who know me really well know you can’t box a person into oversimplified archetypes :’) in my assessment of myself, it varies by the day, but i think perhaps gryffindor today?

last movie watched: hot fuzz (a classic)

last song listened to: summer breeze by sf9

no. of blankets you sleep with: like 2

random fact(s): i won lego building competitions as a child, one of my dream roles is anastasia from the musical named after her, i played violin for a very short time, i bake the cakes for all my family and friends’ birthdays, i have strangely strong grip strength

SIX

10 songs i can’t stop listening to:

love me 4 me- rina sawayama

cherry- rina sawayama

in & out- red velvet

crush culture- conan gray

manic- conan gray

the king- conan gray

summer- pentagon

told you now- jeremy jordan (originally sung by sam smith)

fuck this world (interlude)- rina sawayama

someone who loves me- sara bareilles

[silverfootstepswrites]

Butterfly [57]

summary Over and under

Heavy footsteps clomped up the pathway, around the back of the house. Sakura stirred a little, but then snuggled deeper under the covers. It could’ve been a number of people. Maybe Kiba crossing through her backyard to get to Shikamaru’s house. Or Asuma dropping off some vegetables at her back door. 

“Hey! Wake up!”

The sliding doors in her room banged open, cool air gusting inside. 

Sakura bolted upright. But then she fell flat on her back as Itachi climbed over her, shoving her closer to the wall. He grabbed the nearest thing, which happened to be a stuffed animal. Wielding the shiba inu, Itachi stood to face in the intruder.

Kiba stared right back at him, both his hands held out in front of him. The only thing that left his mouth was a stilted “Uhh.”

Kiba tried to avoid looking at Itachi in just his boxers. And then tried to avoid looking at Sakura, who was in the process of wrapping the comforter around herself. 

“Hey, Inuzuka,” Sakura sighed. She was encased in a blanket cocoon now, just her face sticking out. 

“I thought it was weird you weren’t picking up,” mumbled Kiba, lowering both his hands. Itachi slowly lowered the stuffed animal too. 

Kiba rubbed the back of his neck. 

“Lemme wait in the living room,” he muttered. 

“Good idea,” answered Sakura. 

She watched as Kiba left through the shoji doors, onto the terrace. He carefully slid the door shut behind him, clomping around to enter through the front door. Only when she heard the front door shut did Sakura turn to look at Itachi. Who plopped down on the edge of the bed, rubbing his hands through his hair.

“Did you try to defend me with a doll?” she asked. 

Itachi, who was already blushing, turned the color of overripe cherries. Sakura climbed out of bed, the comforter still wrapped around herself. She crouched down in front of Itachi, peering up between his hands.

“That was very manly of you. Thank you,” she said. And she kissed Itachi’s cheek before she waddled into the bathroom and shut the door behind her.

When Sakura peeked into the living room a while later, Itachi sat seiza, across the coffee table from Kiba. Neither of them spoke. 

“You want coffee, Inuzuka?” Sakura called as she headed into the kitchen. 

“Sure.” 

She set the tray down on the coffee table. The black coffee she handed to Kiba. She had already added skim milk to the two of the mugs. She set one down in front of Itachi and then another. 

“Careful. It’s hot,” she warned Itachi as she settled down next to him. 

Kiba eyed her, arms crossed across his chest. Sakura kicked him under the table. He dropped the stern facade and replaced it with a wounded expression.

“Ow,” he complained, rubbing his shin. “This is the thanks I get for waking up at the asscrack of dawn?

“No one asked you to do that,” snapped Sakura in response. And then she drew her knees up to her chest as she stared him down. “What’d you want anyway?”

Lower lip jutting out, Kiba pointed at the cloth bag sitting by the couch. “Ma sent me over with bamboo shoots for you. And then I wanted to hang out for a bit.” The way he drooped made him look remarkably like Akamaru. But Sakura wasn’t moved. 

“You’re remarkably sulky for someone who’s been scheming to get us together for.....” Sakura trailed off, looking at Itachi, “...months?” He nodded.

Kiba grimaced, giving a shrug. “Well... it all turned out good, right?”

Sakura answered by flinging her slipper at him. It hit him in the chest. It couldn’t have hurt, but Kiba rubbed at the impact spot anyway. She ignored him, taking an angry slurp of coffee. 

Sakura had set out a plate of cookies that Kurenai had baked with Mirai. Kiba took one now. His chewing was the only sound in the living room. He ate another one, eyes darting back and forth between the two people sitting across from him. 

“So..... you two living together?” asked Kiba, stealing a glance at Itachi before he looked at Sakura again. He reached for another cookie.

“No,” answered Sakura without an ounce of guilt. “He just slept over.”

“And... uh... you know that you’re my friend, right, Uchiha-sensei?” Kiba then inquired. 

Itachi nodded, hands on his knees, elbows straight. Like a child being punished. 

Kiba took a bite of the cookie. Then used it to point at Itachi. “And like.... this is all cool. Just like... don’t wanna know those nasty details... because.... y’know...”

Kiba didn’t get a chance to finish speaking. Because Sakura’s other slipper hit him square in the mouth. He lowered the cookie. 

“...kay... I’ll stop,” he mumbled before pulling the slipper off his face. He ate the rest of the cookie.

They finished their coffee. Sakura spent a good five minutes threatening Kiba about not blabbing to the rest of town. And in the middle of howling with pain as Sakura squeezed the skin of his upper arm, Kiba swore to keep quiet. 

“Damn, Sakura-chan, you’re so violent,” Kiba griped when she released him. She jabbed him in the side. 

“Don’t call me that. We’re not six anymore. Also, don’t just barge into my room ever again,” Sakura scolded. 

“I just did it to be funny! I didn’t know he’d be there!” whined Kiba as she shoved him out of the house. Bracing her hands against the door frame, she used her foot to push him across the threshold while he pretended to resist.

“Ah, Ma's making ochazuke for dinner if you wanna come over,” Kiba said over his shoulder. For a moment, Sakura stopped pushing him. 

“Oh. That sounds good. Yeah, I’m down,” she replied. 

Kiba flashed a thumbs up. Until Sakura finished violently banishing him from her house and slammed the door shut behind him. 

“I’m going to get a western-style door. And install, like, five locks,” muttered Sakura as she turned and stalked back down the hall. 

Itachi was still sitting on the floor of the living room. Looking as pale as death. He had finished his coffee and was currently slurping down hers. 

Sighing, Sakura sat next to him. She reached for the last cookie that Kiba hadn’t guzzled down. Biting the tip, she snapped the cookie in half. She offered the other piece to Itachi. He shook his head in a dazed sort of way.

“What were you so nervous for? It was just Inuzuka,” she then asked, knocking into his arm a little. She ate both halves of the cookie as he lowered the mug onto the table with a heavy sound.

“What if I hadn’t been wearing underwear?” whispered Itachi. The horror clear in his voice.

That made Sakura pause. She considered.

“Oh... wow.... ye...yeah, like.... he would’ve gotten an eyeful, I guess,” she decided. And then she looked at Itachi. Who turned his head to finally look back at her. She smiled.

“How long do you think it’ll take him to spill his guts?” she wondered.

“Two days. Tops,” replied Itachi. 

“Hm. You have great faith in Inuzuka. I would’ve said one.”

“No. I have faith in his fear of you,” Itachi corrected her. She laughed, head falling onto his shoulder. 

Kiba was surprisingly tight-lipped about the whole thing. She hadn’t trusted him to keep his mouth shut around Shikamaru, but it seemed like he kept up his promise. A day passed. Then two. Then a week without incident.

Which was why she had nothing to say when the vet showed up on her doorstep with a kitten. The kitten. Who stared up at her with clear, grey eyes. 

“This lil buddy is the only one who didn’t get adopted. So from today, you are cat mom,” announced Kiba. 

“I-nu-zu-ka, I cannot raise a cat. It will die,” Sakura enunciated for him. She still accepted when Kiba pushed the kitten into her hands. The kitten began nibbling on her thumb, which tickled more than it hurt.

“She,” Kiba corrected her.

“She will die,” Sakura amended. And then she looked down at the cat. Who peered up at her with those big, shining eyes. Then, the cat began to purr. 

Sighing, Sakura returned her attention to Kiba. Who glared at her. It wasn’t strange for Kiba to be stubborn. But usually it was over things like what food to buy or what movie to watch. 

“I don’t get it. Why’re you so obsessed with me raising a cat?” she finally asked.

Kiba rubbed the tip of his nose. “Well... cats are great for stress. And they’re really great for people trying to recover from any kind of... loss.” His eyes went shifty at the last part. 

“You mean like someone going through a divorce,” Sakura supplied.

“Yeah.”

“And retiring from a career that spanned her entire life.”

“....Yeah.”

Sakura stared him down. And then she stepped aside.

“There’s beer in the fridge, if you want,” she told him. 

Kiba walked inside, slipping out of his sneakers. “Is Uchiha-sensei dressed this time?” he whispered. She kicked his right butt cheek. 

“He’s not here, you ass,” she retorted.

Slowly, Sakura began posting on social media again. 

She started by posting pictures of all the gifts and letters sent to her mailbox. What she received in return was an overwhelmingly warm welcome back. Of course, there were the negative comments, but those were drowned out by the love and encouragement. 

Then she began introducing the little idle moments. The cherry blossom tree that bloomed near the high school. The red gates by the train station. The boats floating in the harbor as sunset approached. The little places and the little moments that added up to the town she loved. 

Shikamaru handed her a slice of pizza as he settled down on the sofa next to her. Itachi already sat on the other end, blowing on his tea to cool it down. 

“Umino-sensei’s birthday is coming up. We should take him out for drinks,” suggested Shikamaru. 

“Mmhm,” she agreed, not looking at him. Or the pizza held in her free hand. She continued scrolling down the screen, skimming through the comments. Shikamaru craned his neck to peek too. 

“Oi.”

“Huh?”

“How come you don’t post any pictures with us? Not handsome enough for your feed?” he demanded. 

Sakura finally looked at him to give a flat “yes” in response. 

Before she could react, he snatched the pizza from her grasp. 

“Pizza is only for good friends,” declared Shikamaru in retaliation. And he took a huge chomp from the slice. 

Sakura looked from her empty hand to her phone. It only took her a few swipes to start a live stream. 

“Hi everyone. This is my very handsome, single friend. His phone number is 97-”

Shikamaru ripped the phone from her hand before she could go on. Cackling, she reclaimed her pizza and stuffed the rest of the slice into her mouth. 

“You’ll never win, Nara! You might be smart, but I’m evil!” she declared with glee. In the commotion as Shikamaru and Kiba struggled like cavemen to end the video, Sakura fell against Itachi’s shoulder. Just for a moment. 

Itachi glanced at their two friends. To confirm that they were fully distracted. And then he snuck in a quick kiss. 

When Shikamaru and Kiba looked up, Itachi was sipping his tea again. And Sakura got to her feet muttering, “Gotta wash my hands” as she hurried out of the room to hide her blush.

She got her revenge when Shikamaru and Kiba made clumsy excuses to leave first. Sakura stood in the doorway, waving at the two of them as they made their way down the street to the convenience store. To pick up the soy sauce that Shikamaru’s mother supposedly needed. Sliding the door shut, Sakura tip-toed back into the house. 

Itachi stood washing dishes in the kitchen. The running water helped mask the sounds of her movement. 

He yelped when her cold hands slipped under his shirt, pressing against his back. The pot slipped from his hands, crashing into the sink. Soap and warm water splashed the front of his shirt, spraying his face. 

It was silent as Itachi braced his hands against the side of the counter.

“Whoops,” Sakura said very quietly. 

She squealed with laughter as he seized her by the waist. And then he proceeded to splash water at her until her shirt was just as wet as his. When Itachi was satisfied with his vengeance, she grabbed him by the front of his shirt to pull him in for a soapy kiss. 

All was forgiven.

Later that night, Itachi lay on his side in her bed. He scrolled furiously on his phone, nose scrunching, hand tucked under his head. The kitten was curled up next to his stomach. The little thing had taken a liking to Itachi. Whenever he came over, it trailed him all over the house. Mewling pitifully outside the bathroom door if he closed it or fighting with his pant leg if he stood still for too long.

Sakura emerged from the bathroom, rubbing her damp hair with a towel. She nudged his foot as she walked past. He smiled but didn’t look at her. 

“How does July look right now?” asked Itachi. She hung her towel from the hooks mounted on the door. And then she turned to look at him.

“Hot. Humid,” she replied. That made Itachi laugh as he looked over his shoulder at her. 

“Schedule-wise, I meant. Are you busy?” he amended.

Sakura plugged her phone in to charge. She left it on top of her desk.

“No, not particularly,” she answered. She crossed the room and sat on the edge of the bed. 

“I think I finally secured a date for an exhibit. I just wanted to make sure you were okay.”

“Wouldn’t miss it,” she assured him. 

“I’ll be pretty busy. I might not have as much time to come over until then,” Itachi warned her. He watched her turn off the lamp sitting on the bedside table. He rolled onto his back, stretching his arm across the pillow as she lay down. 

“Your arm’s going to fall asleep,” she reminded him. Because it always did. 

“Worth it,” he assured her.

She rested her head on his arm, shaking her head a little. “And I’m hardly one to accuse you of working too hard. I’m pretty sure when you look up the word ‘workaholic’ in the dictionary, my picture pops up.” They chuckled in the dark together. 

And then, Sakura paused to think. “You need time and space to create, don’t you? Just so you know, I’ll be lonely. I’ll live..... but I’ll be lonely.”

She closed her eyes as he leaned in closer. He kissed her forehead, murmuring, “I’d be a little hurt if you weren’t.”

“You better make some kickass art,” she threatened. 

“Yes ma’am.”

[sharperthewriter]

14th Annual Kim Possible Fannies Awards - Chapter 1

The 14th Annual Kim Possible Fannies Awards

From the Desk of Sharper,

Hello, everyone and welcome to another installment of the traditional Kim Possible Fannies Awards. With everyone still recovering from the impact of the live-action movie, let us bask in the pomp and circumstances of the traditional awards ceremony where, who knows what surprises may be in store.

The fanfic is rated T for some strong language and a couple of obscene gestures, a bit of sexual dialogue, a drug reference, and some action violence.

Kim Possible, characters and settings, are created by Schooley and McCorkle and (c) by Disney.

Any OC I create is my own.

Chapter 1 - Kim & Ron vs. the LAM Backlash & Bullying

(July 27, 2019)

This was it.

The day before the annual KP Fannies Ceremony.

After two years on the road that also involved the kidnapping of a co-host AND the leader of a quasi-government police agency, plus an alternate dimension of the KP crew and the whole bru-ha-ha over the live-action movie, the ceremony returned to the Tri-City Convention Center in Middleton. The KP Kimmunity and the Middleton City Council agreed on a four-year deal to host the Fannies at the Convention Center. The presentation itself was going to be held at the Timothy North Memorial Theater.

Everyone was getting ready for all the glitz and glamor of the awards show, especially on which dress the grown KP women were going to wear for tomorrow's event.

At the same time however, something else had bothered the now 31-year old Kim's mind.

In fact, the infamous trip they took to South Dakota last year made their marriage stronger. It's just that they did not want to be associated with the Stoppable Family Vacation Curse, so both Kim and Ron decided to legally change the entire family's last name to put his wife's name first. This year, they had taken a trip to both Hawaii and South Carolina and did not run into any significant problems.

And yet, something else had nagged at her mind for over the last five months.

It was all the hate the LAM had been receiving over the timespan. It was like a big stress ball that Kim was squeezing really and mighty hard but it was about to pop. She didn't say anything about it at all after the February 15th premiere of the LAM. -

"Ron, all of this is getting on my nerves! UGGGGGHHHHHHH!"

"KP, calm down a bit! You're letting this whole thing get to your head!"

Both Kim and Ron Possible-Stoppable were walking down the hall of the convention center. . Ron was in a button down shirt, white tennis shoes and baggy jeans held with a belt. Thankfully for Kim, he was not showing his underwear. She was wearing her favorite dark denim baggy Club Banana overalls. It had holes in the kneecaps, but it had a cargo pocket big enough for Rufus. The left strap was hooked but she unhooked the right strap. It was dangling behind her back so that she liked it 90s style. Plus, she had a green button-down shirt. She also was wearing a gold statement necklace, giant dangling earrings,a ladies watch, two bracelets and a total of five rings, including the wedding band. Kim finalized the outfit with black sneakers.

Rufus, on the other hand, was standing on top of his owner's shoulder.

"I am so not jelly about the criticism of the LAM!" Kim countered at her husband.

"Am too!"

"Am not!"

"Am too...times infinity!" Ron snarked.

"Ughh...got me on the infinity clause!" Kim exclaimed.

"Jinx, I owe you a soda, KP!" Ron said, giving a smile to his wife.

Kim smiled back and got back to the topic at hand.

"Anyways, what pissed me off about the whole criticism starts with the little parts. First off...the look of the LAM's mission outfit!" Kim ranted.

Ron sat down on a nearby crate and began to listen to his wife's rant.

"First off...people complained about the fact that the actress was not wearing a croptop! She is 17 years of age last time I checked. That would be downright creepy! And second thought was that people were comparing it to a Halloween costume! I mean, do they even have a brain cell in that head of theirs? Hell, even I can defeat Shego in that outfit!"

"So said the person that wore croptops to school all the time!" Ron snarked. "And of course, currently owns 25 pairs of baggy overalls."

"Ron..." Kim groaned, "...fashion ideas change between 2003 and today, though I do swear by Club Banana's baggy overalls. I do think the mission pants looked very cute on the actress despite the obvious lack on the pockets."

"I tell ya, KP." Ron said while eating some of the Bueno Nacho catering at the nearby table. "Some people just think with that Dawson's Casting mentality!"

"And that, Ron, will serve as a transition to my second point about this whole criticism BS!" Kim replied, continuing on with her rant, "These so-called quote-en-quote 'fans of my show' thinking that a grown-ass 24 to 28-year old woman would play a FIFTEEN-YEAR OLD GIRL?! Does ANYONE even KNOW what teenagers even look like?!"

"I tell you, these women cannot even grasp what it is even like to be in the shoes of a teenager approaching her very first day of high school!"

Her anger became more apparent.

"The damn nerve of some people to call a teenager a 'crop-top hoe' and a 'bad bitch' really wants me to unleash all my styles of kung-fu against them and send these idiots to the hospital. That is simply a sick and wrong term to describe me and my gender, thank you very much! And this is on the poor girl's first major starring film role! I mean, can't those people just live and let live? They have the animated version that they can watch all the time on the Mouse's new stream thing coming up in November. Let the teens and young kids of THIS generation, including my own, have the LAM!"

"Maybe that was the reason why the trailer for the LAM had more than 160,000 dislikes on the interwebs." Ron said while drowning the Naco in sheer Diablo sauce. Rufus dug into the Naco.

"Getting on to point number three against the LAM backlash, Ron." Kim continued with her rant. "The whole 'me-with-a-secret-identity' thing is complete bullshit!"

"Wow, KP! I have not seen you this salty and potty-mouthed since the South Dakota trip!" Ron exclaimed. He had seen Kim utter even worse words than that during that fateful trip.

"Ron, you know my stance when it comes to this!" Kim said, "Through all of my years of high school, I neither once HAD a secret identity that only, like, two people knew nor did I belong to some secret agency where if I blew my cover I would have to be relocated to another host family! The only time I even was involved in one was because of teamups, though it felt weird working with a platypus wearing a fedora and having that mission wiped out from my memory."

"Wasn't there that one time in your show, KP...?" Ron asked.

"Oh that, Ron?" Kim said, "I remembered that you were the Fearless Ferret at the time under Timothy North, God rest his soul."

"And Mr. North offered you to be Ferret Girl." Ron said.

"But I declined stating that I don't get the whole superhero-secret-identity thing." Kim countered "I made that crystal-clear that everyone: my parents, my friends, my neighbors, hell, even the former team-mates on the Middleton High squad that I was out there saving the world from the bad guys!"

"Yet...some people just don't learn." Ron bemoaned.

"Ugh...and don't even get me started on point number four...THE worst thing of the whole LAM criticism! In actuality, I don't even call it criticism...it is so in the territory of bullying! Again, as I have stated before, the Kim actress was 16 (now 17) when she did the movie! And they bully the poor girl on all her social media sites such as Flitter, InstaPic, and AddressBook! The other thing that annoys the hell out of me is the whole 'my childhood is ruined' shit every time something is rebooted! No, their childhood isn't ruined. They had a childhood, like we did, and it lasted a good while until we got to adulthood!"

"And for those people that have the nerve...the damn audacity...to actually post hateful comments such as killing herself? In my eyes, I do not consider some of them to be 'fans of my show' " Kim replied with air quotes around 'fans of my show" with her fingers. "To me, they should be arrested by the police and sent to jail!"

Taking a deep breath, the redhead added, "My show was supposed to teach kids about friendship and kindness. And in my eyes, the Kim LAM actress is a perfect repesentation of...well...me! She took on those hateful comments with messages of positivity. THAT in all honesty, represents THE true Kim Possible spirit that has been exhibited by some of our good fans in the past, such as the late CPNeb and the late Commander Argus. I loved it! You loved it! Our kids loved it!"

Rufus nodded his head in agreement, belching out what remnants of the Naco there was.

"Even Rufus, the mole rat who did become CGI, loved it! If they are going to target the KP LAM actress, they'll have to get through me first!"

[daveslutstaine]

So I was tagged by @no-its-jimmy @theslumberofthebeast @the-sinniest-of-binniest @sturmxundxdrang and @motleycruesixx to answer 21 questions, but because I'm really behind on these tag games (I'm really sorry for that btw but life has been... Like That ya feel?) So I'm gonna do @polska-tankietka questions, as well as @mottokuro and @pierrotquinn and @damageincs and @louder-than-love since a lot of the questions are basically repeat questions. Thank you you precious people 💖 love ya

Nickname: Andy

Zodiac: Virgo

Height: 5'2 (157.8 cm I believe)

Last movie I saw: Bandersnatch. It's fucking amazing tbh

Last thing I Googled: 5'2 in cm

Favorite musician: Dave Mustaine, Ronnie James Dio, Tony Iommi, Till Lindemann, Scott Ian, and Chuck Schuldner

Song Stuck in my head: it's a bizarre mix of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen and "Story To Tell" by Death

Other blogs: @ithirstforpapa being my ghost blog and @acornflakewithadream being my Rammstein blog. They're barely active and idk what to do with them tbh

Do I get asks: yeah and I appreciate everyone who sends me asks uwu

Following: ?????? Like 800 I think

Amount of time I sleep: like 8-6 on a good day

Lucky number: don't have one

What I'm wearing: my Batman onesie since it's cold as fuck and all my pj pants are in the laundry

Dream job: Guitarist

Dream Trip: Venice Italy

Favorite food: enchiladas, sopes, chorizo tacos, and pancakes too!

Play any instruments: Guitar. I might go back to playing violin again but I'm not too sure at the moment

Languages: Spanish and English but I'm also learning German

Favorite songs: Atm it's "Catch The Rainbow" by Rainbow, "In My Darkest Hour" by Megadeth, "Dust In The Wind" by Kansas, and "NIB" by Black Sabbath

Random fact: Despite the fact that I don't listen to this band, I have an old cd from my childhood that my mom gave me of a band I used to love called Conjunto Primavera and it's of their greatest hits. I don't listen to it but I like having it for nostalgic reasons

Describe yourself as aesthetic things: records lying all over the damn floor with the record player playing some thrash metal, battle vests complete with studs and spikes, bullet belts and leather jackets, spiky arm bands, guitars, lit candles, wallet chains, Sanrio stationary, abandoned places, and soft blue/pink/purple lights

Gender: Woman

Sexuality: Bisexual

Hogwarts house: last time I checked I got Ravenclaw

Favorite animal: I fucking adore Water Bears/Axolotls/Tigers

Number of blankets I sleep with: 3

Where I'm from: tornado alley also known as Oklahoma in the USA

When I created this account: sometime in early 2014

Why I created it: an old friend dragged me into this hell and I haven't gotten out since then

Followers: 652

What color and style is your hair? My hair is currently three different colors since I'm not bothering with dying it. The top is dark brown, the middle is a dark red, and the bottom is blonde. I almost always have my hair down and it's a little bit past my shoulders.

What color are your eyes? A really dark brown that they look black

Do you wear glasses? Yeah and I can't see clearly without them. My eyes are incredibly fucked but because they both have different issues (one near sighted and the other far sighted) I almost see double with my glasses

Do you wear braces: I probably should but nah

What is your fashion style? Typical 80s thrasher mixed in with a little bit of punk and goth

Full name: mmm I don't feel comfy giving that info out so just stick to my nickname plz

When were you born: in September

Where are you from and were do you live now? The United States and I'm ain't going anywhere else to live

What school do you go to? I graduated already so none

What kind of student are you? I was the type of student that was clearly dying yet is somewhat functional, and somehow doing fantastic in their studies

Do you like school? Kinda

What are your favorite school subjects? I really liked my medical terms/anatomy classes

Favorite TV shows: I'm a slut for Black Mirror and Bojack Horseman

Favorite books: "A Light We Cannot See" by Anthony Doerr

Favorite pass time? Playing guitar, listening to music, and watching Dave Mustaine interviews

Do you have any regrets? Oh boy you have no idea. There is one regret that to this day upsets me and thats letting other people control me for their happiness and not doing more to stop it

Would you like to get married? Mmmm, I'm not sure honestly. On one hand I think marriage is unnecessary and I can just live happily with my partner without it and it's just a fucking ton of stress to deal with the planning and shit, but on the other hand, I guess it would be nice. Idk I'll see what happens

Would you like to have kids someday? Yeah actually! I'd love to be a mom!

How many? The max number is 3. Any less than that is okay but any more than 3 is a big no from me chief

Do you like shopping? It depends really. If I'm out shopping for cds/vinyls then yeah that's pretty fun. Band shirts? Also fun! Other types of clothing? :(

What other countries have you visited? Mexico to see my relatives. My family and I really want to go again sometime soon but it's pretty dangerous rn especially since we have to cross what I call a no go zone. That and we can't afford to go anyway

Are you named after anyone? Nah

When was the last time I cried? Uhhhh I almost cried while listening to "When The Smoke Is Going Down" by Scorpions last week if that counts. Idk man I can't cry much these days

Do you use sarcasm enough? Sometimes.

What's the first thing you notice about people: their eyes, voices, and the air they give off

Scary movie or happy ending? Spooky scary uwu

Any special talent: I'm a good cook if that counts

Do you have any pets? Nah. If I ever do get a pet though, I'd love to have a scorpion! I fucking love arachnids, especially scorpions

What sports do you play? No thanks I hate sports

I'll now tag @everyones-idol-goro @dirtgrub @toomcflyforawhiteguy @runnin-with-the-devill @metalslutt @davesjames @lonelydayinpurgatory and anyone else who wants to participate

[randomnessunicorn-imagine]

I'M BACK FROM THE DEAD ! my phone us dead so i can't be on tumblr like before. but hey, can't miss your writing. ;3c sibliiiiing time ! *epic music* UT, UF Alphys and US, SF Undyne. Sublime make animation (anime style) and wants the girl to be a voice in their new web-series. Reaction ? :3c

{ Oh, you’re welcome c: I miss your sibling asks, too ❤ 

And I am not so sure about SF Undyne uhm… }

▷ Tale! Alhpys ~

Oh, you are so talented and she can’t believe.Alphys is your fan number one and she always asks commission to you because your arts are the best and she feels like the luckiest and happiest fangirl of the world because she cannot ask for a better sibling. You are her favourite sibling (actually, the only one).She knows this last period you are working on something you haven’t revealed yet, because it’s a surprise and the dino lady is too excited and curios about it. She wants to know!You are working so much so you and her do not see each other so often and Alphys is busy with her job in the lab, too (even if she spends most of her time watching anime instead of working).When you confess to her your idea, she is going to explode because it’s super! Do you really want her to give the voice to your protagonist? Oh, god-!Alphys becomes as red as a tomato because it’s something too weird to listen. She does not think her voice is beautiful and she is too shy to speak in front of people, even if she has not to speak on the air since her voice will be registered. So many people will listen to her and all the Underground will recognize her voice if it appears in a series. At first, she is so reluctant and her shyness is her biggest obstacle but then she accepts only for your sake but you have to explain to her how to do it, she has not idea and any experience.

▶ Fell! Alphys ~

You are the only one who knows about her passion about anime and manga because in the Underground these things are considered childish. Sans always bullies Alphys for this hobby even if he is the one who watches hentai sometimes.Then, she is so busy and lately she is working so much closed in her lab that somebody may think she is dead inside there. You seem busy as well since you are working on your project. When you finally finish, you contact her saying you have an important thing to show her. She acts as if she does not give a shit saying she is busy with her latest invention so she has no time for you. You keep on persevering until she gives up at your request and she invites you at her home so you can show her your fabulous surprise.  Then, when you ask for her help that you want her like the main voice of your novel, she is impressed and confused at the same time. She cannot believe you are asking to her something like this. It’s absurd!She has never studied acting so she does not know how she could do this thing, maybe you should ask to Mettaton who is an expert in these things and he can change his voice. Alphys seems so disinterested to it even if she is flattered but she cannot do something like this. Everyone in the Underground will laugh at her and she already did not have a good reputation since it seems she is unable to find an alternative way to break the barrier. If she participate to an anime, it would bring to her so many problems since she has to work for the realm. Even the king would be so angry at her so you should try to understand her. She would like to do it, but she can’t.

▷ Swap! Undyne ~

She has no shame in her passion so you and Undyne spend a lot of time watching anime together. The two of you organize true sleepover and marathon of animes, movies and tv-series, and everything you love. Undy truly loves these things and she is so happy she has a sibling that shares her same hobbies. Before she met you, she felt so alone because it seemed nobody wanted to stay with her. Napstablook was a star and he did not have time to devote to her, Papyrus did not calculate her so much after he stopped to be interested to science, while Alphys stays always with Sans and it seems his company could not be compared to anybody else’s. Undyne was so alone and depressed until you came, bringing some light in her life.The moment you declare to her your plan, she explodes for the emotion and she cannot believe in her ears so you have to explain it a second time until she does not realize you want her to dub your series for real. The scientist fish says yes instantly, it’s too good to be true and she does not know if she will be great enough but she will try putting all her effort and passion for you.She wants to demonstrate to the Underground her true value that she is not only a failed scientist and a weird nerd but she can aspire to something better if she tries with all the determination she got in her soul. 

▶ SF! Undyne ~

Here, we have to say the same we have already said for Fell! Alphys since this Underground is crueller than Underfell, so here people cannot be free to be themselves without being humiliated and disowned because the only rule that exists here is “kill or to be killed”. The violence rules the world, and people are alienated so they are unable to follow their hobbies and passions so Undyne is the first that try to stop you from what you are doing because it’s dangerous. If the Queen would find out you are losing your time like this, she could punish you and Undyne does not want it to happen. Maybe when the monsters will reach the surface you will be free to do what you want, even if Undyne is very proud and cold and she will never admit she truly appreciates your job. It needs a lot of time since she is very stubborn and it’s very rare she changes her opinion about something. Her only purpose in life is to break the barrier thanks to her crazy science so she never wastes her time in any other activities and this can be considerate unhealthy and insane. We have to say she has a lot of responsibility on her shoulders since she is substituting the ex-scientist that was a genius and she always feels like a zero compared to him so it’s better if you do not ask her anything. She is very stressed.

[floggingink]

Riverdale: “Chapter Ten: The Lost Weekend”

What damn high school in America: Riverdale High classes begin at 8:30 and last until 3:01, fucking imaginary high schools starting classes a fucking hour later in the morning than my fucking real one

Riverdale English students discuss dystopian fiction as sophomores, fucking imaginary high schools leaving 1984 and Brave New World a fucking year later than my fucking real one

Archie and Jughead continue to, apparently, seamlessly live out of the same room

Archie really, really wanting his parents to work it out after all this time is precious, his baseball-style Henley, precious

Veronica was rich: I’ve given it a lot of thought, and I’m ready to guess that Veronica’s black handbag with the lock is an Hermès

“Why does this suddenly feel like a friend-tervention?”

Betty has known Jughead most of her waking life and doesn’t know when his birthday is? Jughead has been keeping that shit under mad wraps

Archie does a VERY good friend-tervention telling Betty about Jughead and the Bijou and how Betty trumps him this year

Fifth period is AP English: Archie forgot until this moment that The Three Musketeers is an actual book. I would posit Jughead as principles-of-friendship-above-all Aramis, Archie as loopy Porthos, Betty as a less-drunk Athos, and Veronica as flashy newby d’Artagnan

Betty-inviting-gang-leader-FP-Jones-to-dinner is but the first salvo in this episode’s artillery battery BEETHOVEN DRAMA OPERA

“Does he know you’re calling me?”: FP’s instinctual “ahhhhah” uncomfortable laugh at Betty “surprising” Jughead; “There’s one thing Jughead likes less than surprises, and that’s his birthday,” wisdom of the elders

how did Betty get FP’s cell? HOW? I don’t care! Riverdale!

Archie immediately shakes his head, like a lot, like emphatically, at Betty throwing Jughead a “low-key surprise party,” the third time Betty is straightforwardly told to leave it alone, Veronica characterizes it as “negativity” as opposed to “life truths about how some people are shy and introverted”

Kevin: Everybody says that and nobody means it. Archie: He fucking well means it

CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK!

“lats” apparently are like, back muscles

can you believe Betty marched right over there!!?? Betty full of rage is my favorite Betty!!!!

the shot of Betty clenching her fist at her side like a gritty reboot of the Arthur meme

“I’M NOT GOING DARK ANYTHING.” remember how awesome Betty was in the first episode right before Cheryl sat down at their lunch table and Betty was like “DON’TTALKABOUTARCHIE”?? I’m breathing into a paper bag

Veronica recognizes Dark Betty from across the caf

Ethel’s extremely wholesome lunch of half a sandwich, an orange, a banana

Archie is like…what…at Chuck winking at him…

everyone is focusing their misplaced interpersonal tension on this party and EVERYONE IS GOING TO EXPLODE!! CHUCK! CHUCK! CHUCK! YES!!!

the same day: “Man, you don’t quit, do you?” “Rarely. If ever.”

her brown skirt!

of course the last time Betty saw Jughead and his father interact was FP showing up late to get him out of questioning at the sheriff’s, so she assumes Jughead seeing FP being there for him is what he wants

Alice’s flowery blouse

“You’re really falling for this Jones boy, aren’t you?” YUP-PER

Betty KNOWS she should tell Jughead about the CHUCK! chlorine/maple syrup drama, but that was Dark Betty! so she doesn’t!!!

“There are some things about myself that I struggle with.”

I haven’t seen a single John Landis movie! but he’s always funny on those Bravo’s 100 Scariest Movie Moments Halloween specials

Archie just informs Jughead that he’s going to the movies with Betty, and Jughead is like, Et tu?

Jughead uncomfortably describing his family refusing to acknowledge their problems, arbitrary celebrations, my childhood

Veronica in plastic cat-eye reading glasses? no, that’s fine. yes. sure, I guess. sure. yes. fine.

@newton-scarmander

Hermione listening to what Veronica has figured out since learning what Archie overheard: is she hearing this for the first time, about the Blossom payments and the Blossoms’ hand in Hiram’s arrest? or is she thinking hard while her daughter catches up to where she already is?

Hermione calls Clifford a “wig-wearing monster,” DAMN

Cheryl’s hair: no ponytail this practice for the HBIC! doesn’t need one!

Cheryl, on being front-and-center as usual: “But of course. I do have the maddest skills on the squad.”

“We live in a democratic society, Cheryl.” no cheertators here! only friend-terventions!

Gay?!: “Who’s cherry-on-top?” VERONICA?

Gay.: stop and truly think about the glory of the dance-off. it is completely unnecessary narratively except to piss Cheryl off enough to want revenge, which could just as easily have come from Veronica tossing a snide remark over her shoulder. instead, literally, before my eyes, a cheerleader-themed ode to sapphism. catered to girls. high-waisted shorts. Veronica’s shirt is tucked in. Cheryl’s So You Think You Can Dance hair-writhing. Veronica’s toned thighs and baseball socks. Cheryl is in lipstick for no reason

Betty knows who won before she asks, has never been prouder, more gay

to be sure, though, where are Veronica and the Vixens going? is practice over?

Cheryl is furious at being overturned, but also on principle that her living mannequins didn’t even have the guts to vote against her

“SHOO, BITCHES.”

Archie is so stressed he is getting out his father’s alcohol at five in the afternoon???

DILTON, DILTON, DILTON IS BACK! I MISSED YOU, YOU CREEP

“our arch-nemesi”: not nemeses? possibly a “Winklevii” reference

Cheryl’s pins: Cheryl has pinned her spider pin onto her white fur

Cheryl eats the cherry-on-top on top of Chuck’s milkshake. oh little does she know. “I saw the way you were looking at me.” LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW

Veronica has a dark sparkly pin on HER black fur

Mr. Sowerberry went to the Bryan Fuller-Hannibal Lecter school of interior decorating for offices (it’s dim af)

Hiram Lodge is so shady he uses “–” instead of an em-dash

does Jughead not eat lunch in the cafeteria with everyone else? why wasn’t this quiet bitch at lunch with them?

Kevin and Jughead “TALK”

Best costume bit: obviously Betty’s crown sweater from Sak’s was knitted by angels just for her, one imagines Jughead’s expression upon seeing it

“What exactly happened between you guys that night?” ALERT!!!!!! JUGHEAD DOES NOT KNOW ABOUT THE BALCONETTE BRA!!!!!!!

“I only really ask because…he made it sound like you were upset.”

Betty Cooper thematically coded as a werewolf really waters my crops, Jughead beams, cupping her shoulder yyeeeesssssss

Ethel’s scarab beetle pin is back! why was Ethel invited? why not, but like, why was she invited. she seems like an overheard-and-Betty-was-too-polite-to-deny invite

Joaquin is always welcome, but PEOPLE LIKE KEVIN (bitter party rant) thinking that their SO’s being their SO’s entitles them to inner-circle status, thus ballooning the guest list, is what ruins inner-circle-only parties for SHY INTROVERTED PEOPLE

Veronica goes straight to the booze, too! she’s “so over this”! pregame Ronnie!!!

the Andrews have a cabinet in the corner apparently filled with vases

“…this is why we left the double-feature.” Betty just didn’t want to sit through Animal House

Betty’s heavy tan coat is straight from her mother’s closet

Archie is of course a sloppy-affectionate drunk, Jughead not impressed

Summer + Blair = Veronica: Veronica’s tired, lovely “Feliz cumpleaños, Torombolo”

every single thing Cole Sprouse does to get across a prickly, nervous, irritated quiet person forced to go through the script of enjoying something they don’t enjoy: “Thanks, Veronica. Thanks, everyone. Oh, it’s Kevin.”

big hug from Kevin! “Happy birthday, bud!” THEY TALK

Jughead knows how to hug when he wants to hug someone, chooses not to deploy

what a nice handshake with Joaquin. how weird is Joaquin feeling at his gang leader’s son’s birthday party

blue and gold wall decorations

“Damn good coffee”: when the lights dim and Betty turns the corner with that fucking cake lighting up her face and huge blue eyes like she’s a fucking psychotic birthday-fairy and she sings “Happy Birthday” in a warbling tremolo like she’s Marilyn Monroe walking down a human gauntlet to present a hamburger cake to Jughead, who has never seen anything so beautiful or creepy in his life

Jughead is definitely thrown off-course of his misery cruise, for a split-second, by his girlfriend biting her lip, lit from below, handing him a birthday cake, loving him

“That was haunting, Betty” is maybe…..the greatest thing he has ever said…..

for the record, his “I wish it was just the two of us right now” is pointed, not romantic, and Betty knows it

Archie actually does acknowledge that his problems right now pale in comparison to Veronica’s problems, they sad-hug

I’m writing a scene where it’s gay.: Jughead like cannot handle Veronica and Archie, on top of everything, pawing each other

Betty is sent from beyond the veil to be spectacular, but she should not be surprised that “this isn’t exactly your scene.” baby shower for someone else, good. birthday party for him, not good

IT’S ALREADY NOT INNER-CIRCLE ONLY

Cheryl walks through the front door like evil Aragorn. “Without moi?” there has never been a crashed party on a teen show before THIS MOMENT YEEEEEEESSSSSSS

God bless Moose: Moose has the kegs! Moose!!! bisexual Moose!

Jughead immediately flees to the garage with the dog, I have literally done this

I’m sorry, but is Dilton DJ-ing? I MISSED YOU, YOU CREEP

Joaquin’s face at Cheryl and Moose making out

@kevinkeller

“Dude, Valerie just got here. Do you think she wants me back?” ARCHIE. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS. THIS IS THE GREATEST ARCHIE YET

JUGHEAD DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT

Sixth period is Intro to Film: Jughead likes John Landis party movies, does not like Seth Rogen party movies

“It doesn’t matter, Jughead. You’re her boyfriend now.” “What does that mean?”

FP came!!!!! Betty invited him and he came! and wrapped a present very nicely, in “Happy Birthday” wrapping paper! dad points! he looks very sober!

I like to think Jughead and FP are doing a lot of nonverbal communicating in the garage, re: “I didn’t think you had this many friends”, “Is this a living nightmare?”

“How…dad…did Betty invite you?”

“She knows what she wants, that one.”

WHAT IS GOING ON with Kevin and Joaquin talking about Sweetwater River? it’s common knowledge that Kevin found Jason’s body there with Moose, right? so why does it seem like Joaquin is starting to feel some new information out? how are his eyes THAT BLUE? JOAQUIN?

FP STICKS AROUND TO TALK TO JOAQUIN AND INTERRUPTS HIM MAKING OUT, LIKE THE GRUNGIEST CHAPERONE EVER YYYYYYES!!!

“We’ve met. Kicked me out of the Whyte Wyrm.” “Good times.”

oh shit you know Veronica has never met Jughead’s father but she knows who extorted her mother!!!!!

Please protect Betty: God fucking bless Betty cleaning up the empty beer cans

CHUCK! is of course a Grade-A creep but he has never been righter that he saw some fucked, dope shit that night

she was like drowning him in boiling water, Jesus!

however NO ONE cares he isn’t getting into Notre Dame. no one cares CHUCK!

Betty’s slap sounds like it had some serious momentum behind it

Chuck is like, Let’s play ball BITCHES. YEEEEEEEEEEES!

I’ve seen Brick like thirty times: OF COURSE FP and Joaquin decide to confab IN ARCHIE’S BEDROOM across the yard from BETTY’S BEDROOM, where Alice Cooper is literally using a pair of binoculars to look…..into the window……Riverdale……

she was okay letting the kegger play itself out as long as she could make sure Betty and Jughead weren’t having sex in Archie’s room

“Just doing my job, keeping my ear to the ground.” “And your tongue in the sheriff’s kid’s mouth.”

Jughead literally would have plonked down in the garage and sat there until the party burned out at three a.m. out of spite

THE GARAGE FIGHT. YES. YES. YES. THEY COULD ONLY GENTLY KISS FOR SO LONG. BETTY IS TOO TIGHTLY WOUND. JUGHEAD THINKS HE’S TRASH. BRING IT ON. YES. YES. YES. YES. YES.

Jughead definitely does the preciously-delicate self-proclaimed loner thing where you jealously guard your isolation and make a thing of it, but it’s FASCINATING that he doesn’t consider Kevin (THEY TALK) or Veronica a friend, or at least he SAYS he doesn’t think they’re friends, EH?

I like that the murder investigation and the Blue & Gold stuff has Jughead interacting with worlds of people beyond his usual circle of TWO PEOPLE

also, Jughead, “two months ago I would have actively shunned” them but now he doesn’t, so, this is how friendships…begin. he’s like…friends with these people now. it’s over. it’s happened. he can gripe about it, but they’re all FRIENDS now, YOU TWIT, THAT’S WHAT A FRIEND IS

the little thing he does with his hand when he pauses saying, “I don’t fit in, I don’t—want to fit in” is…genius

@fyeahriverdale

“You did this for you. To prove something.” she did! but you could discuss this calmly, Jug!!! you are going to make her cry!!!!!

Betty does not want to be called CRAZY or PERFECT for the rest of her life or she’ll rip out her own guts

Betty doesn’t think Jughead is a project! she has never asked him to take off his stupid hat! she thinks he’s cute! but he can’t separate the party she wanted to throw that he didn’t want from the party she didn’t want to throw that he didn’t want! HE’S ON A REALLY GOOD DESTRUCTIVE ROLL! JUGHEAD IS AN ANGSTY COCKTAIL OF PATIENCE, INITIATIVE, AND SELF-SABOTAGE! EVERYTHING IS EXPLODING! YES! YES!

he calls himself weird, damaged, godforsaken white trash, which is incredibly overdramatic and very sad and terrifically in-character. self-proclaimed weirdness is never that weird. he’s just a teenage boy and everything makes him uncomfortable and he kind of hates himself, the last of which he may not grow out of

in desperation Betty puts her hands to his face! this has always worked before! PLEASE JUGHEAD

Jughead doubts it: “Until you’re tired of slumming it with me? Or until Archie changes his mind and says he wants to be with you?” AAAAAAAA+++++++++

Every triangle has three corners, every triangle has three sides: Betty dropping him like an unwanted extracurricular the instant Archie beckons her has been Jughead’s secret, neurotically nursed fear ever since she kissed him back

Betty already used her one designated slap for the evening otherwise Jughead would be getting it, and he knows it, as it stands her big spring flower Bambie eyes fill with tears

his excellent wince as she walks away, he knows he just fucking fucked it up

Archie’s trees have already been TP’d, damn!

the 2001 Josie and the Pussycats movie was a masterpiece: Archie IS a “hot mess” and should probably get a beer thrown into his face once most episodes

Cheryl could not be more thrilled at what she’s seeing! Melody is like, Why the fuck did we come here? Whose birthday?

Archie, incredibly, panics after he gets drenched and goes to his room and calls his dad

Jughead does not even have the RAM to devote to wondering why his father and Kevin’s boyfriend are standing together in Archie’s kitchen

aaaaawwwww Ethel tries to give Jughead a piece of his cake, he gives her a polite preoccupied “Hey, Ethel, I’ll see you at school,” AAAAAWWWWW SHE LIKES HIM

the Blossom corpse: Cheryl honestly manages to wrangle name-dropping Dead Jason at the party

she locks the front door like she’s Jason Isaacs outside of the church in The Patriot

Cheryl’s a psychopath: Cheryl’s game is literally just standing around discussing vicious gossip, THIS BITCH

the female gaze: there are three boys standing in the doorway by Jughead and their bulging, rippling arm muscles must be paused to be believed

Cheryl’s sheaths: Cheryl appears to be wearing a short velvet dress under her fur coat, and then excellent off-black hose and red pumps

oh you KNOW JUGHEAD DIDNOT KNOW VERONICA’S FATHER BOUGHT THAT DRIVE-IN

hahahahaha Cheryl bringing up the #RiverdaleRealEstateDrama to publically drag Veronica is so…ridiculous. like anybody else cares. except Jughead! and he can’t handle a single thing more!!!!! NOT A SINGLE THING

Joaquin and FP (WHO IS STILL THERE) execute some pretty quiet shifting at all the Hiram referencing

Veronica and truly everyone in the room knows more or less Cheryl did not kill Jason, so Ronnie honestly is just using her sharpest blade for the drama of it all

“THIS IS RIVETING. I CAN’T BREATHE.” I HAVE NEVER EMPATHIZED WITH A GAY HIGH SCHOOL BOY MORE

I CAN’T BELIEVE I WITNESSED AN INCEST ACCUSATION ON A TELEVISION SHOW THIS DAY I AM IN THE COMPANY OF A GOD

Dilton Doiley is a canonically great dancer: “This game is sick. I want to go next.” DILTON, YOU WERE WASTED ON THE ADVENTURE SCOUTS

CHUCK!’s deep Gus-on-Psych’s VW Bug-blue shirt is fantastic, fantastic

Dilton has been sitting on this Grundy connect-the-dots for weeks, waiting for the perfect moment to strike, like a snow leopard stalking its prey

These students are legally children: MARY KAY LETOURNEAU

Betty desperately throws Dilton under the bus

KEVIN IS ABOUT TO BITE HIS HANDS OFF

“You may get a free peep show every night, but you do not know her.” EW.

Ethel is sitting next to Jughead, willing herself to take his hand

“She dressed up like a hooker, in a godawful black wig…” SHAME ON CHUCK. she looked fabulous

Jughead is about to put his face through the glass window

Betty in distress is gorgeous, like 1930’s Norma Shearer about to cry

@veronicalodgn

CHUCK!’s incredible prescience that Betty under no circumstances would have told Jughead about that night: “But hey, you know all about this, right, Jughead?”

YES!!!!!!!!! JUGHEAD JUST PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE, YES!!!!!!

Jughead’s right hook is GOOD! his elbow is high, parallel to the floor, solid contact! and you know he has nice arms for being such a weed!!!!

FP is like (HE’S STILL THERE), God Jesus, my fucking kid

YES!!! CHUCK PUNCHES HIM IN THE FACE TOO!!!!!!! CAN YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING

of course, when Chuck punches Jughead it’s with the force of like a thousand Dodge Challengers

FP has a lot of experience kicking drunk fucks out of his bar, high schoolers, manhandles Chuck out of Archie’s house with grace, dignity

when FP grabs Jughead by the lapels to stop him leaving, Jughead is honestly about to burst into tears: “What. Want to give me some advice on my right hook? I’m going to go hang myself. I ruined everything. Irreconcilable differences.”

FP calling Betty Jughead’s “girl” is very Southside, Kenickie

Certified pedigree: “Man up” is a stupid phrase, but FP is right, “She needs you,” Jughead listens to his father

the duality of FP Jones, SIDE ONE: The sheriff’s son is gay and you’re gay. Take one for the team and get in there. Am I clear? I will burn your car. Do you like him? I don’t give a fuck. Look at my face. SIDE TWO: She needs you. Be decent. Be stronger than me. Buy her a milkshake. The relationship you’ve never had. I love you.

ALICE IS FROM THE SOUTHSIDE? DID HAL COOPER STEAL ALICE FROM FP JONES, JR.? MY VENN DIAGRAM OF THE PARENTS’ RELATIONSHIPS IS GETTING VERY COMPLICATED

“dressing from the southside” must mean the leather, the plaids? Docs? Jughead’s Chucks?

Jughead’s song is “Uptown Girl” and simply, this is the way it is, it is “Uptown Girl”

“Still hot, Alice. Too bad you’re a stick in the mud.” FP, God. I love you. I fucking love you

Mädchen Amick, MÄDCHEN AMICK: Alice Cooper with no eye makeup and her hair rumpled, in a hastily-donned coat standing in the middle of the road is SMOKIN’

Jughead walked Betty to Pop’s for milkshakes and calmings-down after giving her the mother of all apologies, the apology of his life

I can’t explain why Jughead is sitting with his head cocked back, showing off his throat, the severe angle of his Adam’s apple, the cut under his eye highlighting his cheekbone, his hair pomaded into a curl along his temple, like a greaser after a bar fight, his arm around his cheerleader girlfriend who loves him despite him telling her he’s no good for her, I can only sacrifice this pair of doves so that it might happen again

Fwoopy hair is the best hair: his hat is off and suddenly he’s like, Juggggheaadddd, which much like…thicker g’s

Jughead hurt and rejected Jughead on imaginary-Betty’s behalf tonight, only played himself

the pink lighting in this diner really brings out the pinks of Betty and Jughead’s pouty cupid’s bow mouths, Jughead’s blossoming black eye, the pair of them have never looked better

you can’t tell me Jughead didn’t get inwardly, guiltily a little bit excited when Betty said she had a “darkness” inside her

the biggest scare between them was never if Jughead would stab himself in the eyes if he got a birthday party but rather what if it turns out Betty is too frightening for him

the emotional porn of the diner make-up scene is truly something else, finally the climax of a slow-burn: the pretty, bloodied-up boy, emotionally raw; the most beautiful sparrow-winged-eyelashes Betty, her well-meaning heart cracked open like a brittle eggshell; Jughead’s hair is so black it’s almost purple; Betty still wearing her totemically evocative sweater; there are no more secrets, Jughead doesn’t care about the pool, there’s a waltz playing on the loudspeakers, Betty confesses that she’s scared of herself, Jughead doesn’t look away from her. and then, in the most tender gesture of affection EVER ON EARTH, Jughead gathers Betty’s tiny needlepoint fingers and scabbed-over palms in his huge working-class, bring-the-straw-in-for-the-harvest hands and, making sure she’s watching him, never having looked more like River Phoenix plus James Dean, kisses them

@dailycwriverdale

nbd but Alice told Betty not to trust Jughead with everything and Betty still ended up showing him the physical manifestation of the crack in her perfection facade and he wordlessly accepted all of it

so they’re both weirdos, but not really that weird at all. they’re just sixteen and everything is life or death. but Betty really does hurt herself, and Jughead kisses her hands, her mess is his mess. they are cellularly, DNA-level compatible

also fucking exhausted. Betty kisses him (IT’S A REALLY GOOD KISS) and their foreheads touch (this hallowed trope) and she snuggles up to his shoulder, but like a going-limp snuggle, and he holds her, and they both just fucking sit there quietly for a few minutes, Jesus Christ

@jonesbetts

Archie & Veronica’s “I’m messed up”/“We all are” is their “We’re all crazy,” of course next they kiss, they’re gorgeous

is Archie really messed up “less than most”? he’s just EARNEST and calls his dad a lot instead of digging his fingernails into his palms, dousing people with syrup, writing creative nonfiction

Veronica is so cool she wears a ring on her middle finger

their kiss is TIGHT and I think they actually have sex!

Archie took the floor!!! a gentleman!!!!!

not enough column inches to devote to Veronica’s incredible cinched cropped top

Veronica descending the stairs to see Jughead reading at an armchair, the pair of them surprising each other, and their mutual goofy smiles, she got laid but good, PLEASES ME to no end, she’s your friend you idiot

Smithers repping for Hermione is why you’re always polite to those in the service industry, because you never know

Veronica used a CLASSIC run-around telling her mom she was at Betty’s. but why would she need to lie about going to a party? Hermione would certainly have heard worse from her

Jughead’s “Long night’s journey into day?” at Archie hungover and mopping is his second Eugene O’Neill reference

Archie > Dawson: Archie is hungover AND mopping

Archie coughing and cleaning up the mess before his dad gets home is a return to the best kind of Archie: a hot mess that wants to be good

Jughead eats: Jughead had a burger at his side at Pop’s in the opening montage, but this morning he’s eating his birthday cake at the island, drinking directly from a quart of skim milk

ONCE AGAIN the Andrews kitchen pulls through: the island has a drawer underneath it for dishes! did Fred build all this cute shit himself? SO cute

“Jug…” “Don’t worry. I’m never telling anyone anything literally ever.” [drinks from quart, pinky up]

…except for the book he’s writing

Betty wakes up hungover looking like Grace Coddington styled her

@shelleyhenign

…she sleeps with a stuffed cat, #Caramel

Alice is putting together some major moves with all the FP-Joaquin-Kevin dots-connecting

Betty drinks decaf skim lattes! Betty drinks skim too!!! for the record skim lattes are a tough sell because the lack of like fat or whatever means it’s thin as hell, so now I just get 2% caramels like normal people because there’s going to be an earthquake soon and Portland will fall into the sea and I want to have died drinking rich lattes

Betty giggles like an angel after her “The last time you brought me baked goods was after you kissed Archie”

Veronica is all caught up on the Jones/Lodge backstory now, right? in past days, I would have relished the fallout of Jughead discovering that it was Veronica’s family who kicked him out of his drive-in, but now I just want these children to have a quiet day at school, and the way they smiled at each other seems to suggest Jughead is past begrudging most anyone anything anymore (literally ever), and he and Veronica can continue their upward trajectory of “BEING FRIENDS”

Veronica joining the B&G investigation is Cordelia Chase discovering Doyle passed his visions along to her

HIRAM DARED SEND HIS DAUGHTER ANOTHER STRAND OF PEARLS, POSSIBLY TO HIS KNOWLEDGE THAT VERONICA RIPPED UP THE FIRST ONE

ARCHIE GOT HIS RED HAIR FROM HIS MOTHER

HIS MOTHER IS MOLLY RINGWALD I’M EXHAUSTED

next week: I thought the mannequins in the Blossom closet were Jason wigs!!!!! but then there’s a white-haired Cliff Blossom looking at himself in a full-length mirror, so they’re wigs for him. Hermione knows he wears wigs! AND SKEET ULRICH HAS SHAVED!!!!! 

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I got tagged by @marvelandponder a while ago, but I’m just getting to it now (I’ve been sick, working on some videos etc.)

Rules: List 10 good things that happened in 2016 and then tag 10 friends

Now, marvelandponders list consisted mostly of entertainment related things, and while there were a few good things that happened to me in 2016 (going on more vacations, my parents overcoming sickness, getting closer to you guys) I realized that while 2016 was pretty lousy in places, it was an amazing year for entertainment! Which is why I decided to take a page form her book and talk purely about entertainment. Because that’s what I do best.

Also, 10? 10′s not how I roll. Let’s do 12! But first, keep in mind that there were a few well regarded things in 2016 I haven’t gotten around to watching yet. Like Deadpool, Stranger Things, Moana. In fact, Doctor Strange, one of my most anticipated movies of the year, came out during probably the most stressful time of the year or me. So I couldn’t find the time to go see it. Just a little disclaimer. So, under the cut, there will be My Top 12 (somewhat arbitrarily ranked) Awesome Entertainment Things in 2016! Except for the top 3. Those are less arbitrarily ranked. On with the list!

12- The Ace Attorney Anime

Okay. Full Disclosure. I actually haven’t finished this one yet. I got pretty busy during the Turnabout Goodbye arc and just haven’t gotten back to it. But what I did see was great! Ever since I got into Phoenix Wright in 2014, I have been hoping for an anime. And in 2016, it finally came. I know there are people that have problems with it or just generally don’t like it, and that’s fine. But for me, I had a ton of fun watching what I did of these famous moments from the game come to life, and I thought it was a great adaptation. I do hope it gets an English dub one of these days (maybe by then, I’ll have finished Justice For All)

11- Kung Fu Panda 3

One of my most anticipated movies of the year. And while this was a pretty stellar year for animated movies (for the most part), I tried not to forget the badass-itude that was Kung Fu Panda 3. Anyone who loved the first two installments is not going to be disappointed. Giving the same level of comedy, emotional depth, incredible action and wonderful animation that at first we wouldn’t expect form something called “Kung Fu Panda”, but now we wouldn’t expect anything less.

10 - La La Land

One of the perks of procrastinating on this list is that I got to see La La Land before I finished this. And I’m glad I did, because this movie is as good as everyone says it is. It’s a visually stunning film that manages to embody the spirit of classic musicals right in the middle of 2016. A lot of us thought it wasn’t possible to carry that style into a modern setting, but this movie does it so gracefully that I hope others give it a try. And as someone who is a big fan of those musicals, it was right up my alley. But it also has a wonderful message behind it that rings true to anyone who tries to pursue something in a creative field. I won’t say too much more for fear of spoiling it, but it’s a wonderful film. It’s as good as everyone says it is, and like the ads are saying, if you’ve seen it already, see it again!

9- Kubo and the Two Strings

One of the most underrated movies of the year! This was a movie that was incredibly well done but insanely difficult to market. Seriously, if you’ve seen the movie, you probably know what I mean. You cannot go 10 minutes into this thing without giving something major away. What I can say is if you know those people who think animation is just for kids, and can’t do anything deep and impactful, show then this. It’s a beautiful film in animation, storytelling and performances. I personally have a bit of a problem with the ending, but that’s just me. Everything else about it is marvelous, and I’m glad people hyped it up enough to encourage me to check it out.

8- The People vs O.J. Simpson

Now this may seem like a weird addition to this list, but there is a reason this mini series is winning every award ever. And watching this was, an interesting experience for me, because I saw it with my Mom, and it was like watching this very well done series through two different lenses. I knew about as much as any millenial does about the OJ trial, but my Mom lived through it, and recognized moments throughout the trail and the broadcasts they were re creating. While I was just stunned at the kind of things that happened during this trial, my Mom was able to validate that yes, that is how it happened. This is one of those shows where if they didn’t do this as well as they did, it was going to crash and burn, but they pulled it off gracefully, and that’s why it deserves all the awards.

7-  Steven Universe: Bismuth

I decided that unless a show began and ended in 2016, I could only include one episode from it, and as great as Steven Universe was this year, none compared to this one for me. The 100th episode of any show is sure to be a big one, and while Bismuth isn’t exactly a spectacle or a celebration of the show reaching this milestone, it is an amazingly well done episode that may be one of the most well crafted stories in the show (and that’s saying a lot). It brings the same level of quality that any other SU episode does, but it goes above and beyond, bringing twists and new perspectives that are still effecting the show today. I really can’t believe I haven’t reviewed this yet, because I have a lot to say about this one. But for now, let’s move on to…

6- Finding Dory

With all of the amazing animated movies we had this year, Finding Dory seems to have gotten lost in the shuffle. And that’s kind of a shame, because it does something that is an immediate red flag for most, putting the comic relief in the spotlight, and actually delivers a well made movie that can be compared well with the original. While I had been waiting for this movie for a while, I was hoping for it to be pretty good, and what I got was a great time that delivered all the feels. Seriously, there are some heart breaking moments in this movie. But what else do you expect form Pixar at this point?!

5- Captain America: Civil War

Oh my God! This movie was everything I wanted it to be and so much more! The fact that this movie borrowed a premise from one of the most despised comic book arcs in modern history, and managed to fulfill all of the untapped potential while building on all of the previous Marvel movies and was able to introduce new characters and get us to feel just as much for them as we do for the other Avengers we’ve known for years is astounding! Take that Batman v Superman! This may be the most well balanced Marvel movie so far. You understand both sides of the conflict, everyone has well thought out and understandable motivations, the action is some of the best in the franchise, and if it turns out that this is the last Captain America movie in the MCU, I would be 100% okay with that.

4- Zootpoia

I actually wasn’t anticipating this movie that much. But by the time I saw it, it had gained quite the reputation of being a wonderful film with a fascinating world, fleshed out main characters, and gracefully addresses social political issues in a family film. And after finishing it, I couldn’t agree more. I’ll be really surprised if Zootopia doesn’t win the Oscar for Best Animated Feature. This is one of Disney’s best (and again, that’s saying a lot), and it’s such an important movie that still manages to be a fun buddy cop movie. It’s not preachy. It doesn’t talk down to it’s audience. It was a risky move, but it paid off miraculously.

3- Sherlock: The Abominable Bride

Yeeaaahh. No surprise here. Of course the Sherlock Christmas special that takes these characters back to their Victorian roots with tons of callbacks, an engaging mystery, and deep character exploration was going to make it here. I was so, so excited for this, being the big Sherlock Holmes geek I am, but this special actually managed to be so much more then it was advertised to be. I don’t want to spoil it, but I have reviewed this episode, and I gave it a glowing review. It’s one of my new favorite episodes, and given how much competition it had, that’s an achievement.

2- Pokémon Sun & Moon

Well, duh. I could have put Pokémon Go in this spot, since it made Pokémon a worldwide name again (for better or for worse), but I decided to go with Sun and Moon. Not only was anticipation for this game a ton of fun, with the excitement for each new Pokémon and feature that was announced being contagious, but the game itself was so much fun. Yes it takes forever to get to the actual gameplay. Yes there is a lot of hand holding in the first half. But this is probably the most experimental main series Pokémon game I have ever seen. And it really pays off. There are so many new features I love, the story was engaging, the environment, the Pokémon, the journey, it was just so much fun. What a great game to mark Pokémon's 20th anniversary.

#1- Gravity Falls: Take Back the Falls

Of course it’s Take Back the Falls! How could it not be Take Back the Falls? This may have been the most nervous I have ever been for a series finale. This was going to decide for me if Gravity Falls was going to become my new favorite show, and I had no clue how they were going to conclude this amazing show. But this was such a wonderful conclusion that had all of the action, intrigue, and emotional stakes it needed to, while giving us a wonderful goodbye to this place and these characters we had come to know and love for 3 years.

And a lot of my friends here on the internet I made through a connection with Gravity Falls. So to be able to celebrate what a wonderful and satisfying finale this was with those people made it all the more meaningful to declare Gravity Falls my favorite show.

So those are my Top 12 Favorite Entertainment things in 2016. I am so sorry that it took so long and that it’s very long and rambly. If anyone else wants to share their favorite things about 2016, I tag you! So feel free to write them up.

ADDENDUM: Okay, real quick. I finally saw Arrival last night, and oh my God! That movie is amazing. I didn’t want to kick any of these things off the list, so consider this an honorable mention. If you want some high concept science fiction and a different take on the first contact story, see this movie! I don’t want to spoil anything, so that’s all I’ll say. SEE IT!

Okay. I’m done. Bye,