#well I think that is just as concerning as the cloned super sheep smuggling ring existing

[foolishaetherguardian]

Just found out about the objectively funniest dystopian crime ever. Trafficking Cloned Sheep and Sheep Fluids for the purposes of creating SUPER Rams to set records and sell stupidly overpriced hunting trips to unsuspecting rich people. And that isn't the weirdest part. Like how do you get to the point were cloning a sheep is not the weirdest thing you got charged with by the Fish and Wildlife Services? Because you pimped out said cloned sheep to create illegal super sheep. I have so many questions about how we got here but only the devilish mastermind of the cloned sheep brothel has answers to these specific questions.