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[welcometothehornyjail]

I would let Fushiguro Toji fold me like an origami crane, bless that man and his tiny little waist along side every single frame of him with his tongue out.

Horny Jail's Anonymous Thirsties

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I'm pretty sure you're not the only one

[whoishotteranimepolls]

Meet the Side Blog

Over the next week, I will be reblogging the Defend Your Blurbo post, including all the responses. All of the Horny Scale Ask game posts and all of the Horny Jail's Anonymous posts. As all three of those series will be moving to that blog, so any entries for those three series, please take them over to @welcometothehornyjail

[onepiecepositivityproject]

For the lovely person behind @whoishotteranimepolls and @welcometothehornyjail

Thanks for the fun polls! I can only imagine what you have to sift through in the ask box so just know all your work is very appreciated

From your horny jail wardens, thank you <3

[bonebridebanish-warcrimeedition]

Hello, I'm the mod of welcometothehornyjail. Your message reminded me. I also needed to reblog your post to my main blog, whoishotteranimepolls.

You are also welcome to tag my main blog in any polls with anime characters, and I will try to reblog them as long as they fit within my character rules

Hi, thank you a lot! We'll remember tagging you with any anime polls

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[welcometothehornyjail]

I would let Geto suguru take all his anger towards non sorcerers out on me, at this point idgaf if my life ends there, having him even look at me let alone come into contact with me would make my life, I would peak, there is nothing I have done nor will do ever that would beat the happiness I would feel in that moment.

Horny Jail's Anonymous Thirsties

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Oh JJK fandom

[welcometothehornyjail]

NANAMI.

I remember someone sent in a DYB about how bland Nanami was and I am just so baffled. Like, have you LOOKED at him?!

Tall, broad, great face, great voice, WEARS A SUIT. My fellow humans, a well-tailored suit is to women as lingerie is to men. And Nanami doesn't go for those cheap ass TGIF casual suits, he sports the whole package (with tie).

And he has a package in the package. Nice ass too. We've all seen Mod use the GIFs of him wrapping his tie around his hands, which really does it for me but the one where he picks the dude up by the hair? I nearly drool on my keyboard with that one.

The man is rough-sex coded. Classy on the streets, beast in the sheets. He's observant, he'll see what every little thing he does or says actually does to you. Every twitch you have, every cross of your legs, every swallowed moan, the gnawing of your lower lip, the lustful gazes.

He sees it all and he knows how to exploit it all. He'd be a second rate sorcerer if he didn't know how to exploit what he observes. And if his battles are any indicator, the man has stamina. Sure, he never smiles and he's very serious but that just means he'll take pleasuring you seriously.

That man is not walking away from a night of pile-driving you into oblivion without some intense aftercare to boot. He'll have you screaming in ecstasy to the point he probably has noise complaints from his nightly escapades. He may look bland on the outside but that man hides a wild beast inside and this kitty cat is willing to take the risk of hospitalization to go overtime with that man in the sack.

He just oozes raw sex appeal.

Horny Jail's Anonymous Thirsties

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The Nanami fans are going to eat this one up. Since you wrote that much, I'll add both GIFs

[welcometothehornyjail]

I'm literally asexual but Nanami... Nanami does things to me. The way he clenched his hand in that one scene... Hhhh...

Horny Jail's Anonymous Thirsties

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That scene did a lot of things to a lot of people

[welcometothehornyjail]

Somebody, please explain The thirst around Benn Beckman because he's just like an average dude, but the stuff you guys write about him. Have you seen the section about him on that ridiculous tag post? I mean, you guys call him what backbreaker Beckmen and Benn Breastman. That entire section reads like a fever dream written by a pack of deranged lunatics. I don't see why all of you are so feral about him because he's like the most average dude of One Piece. So, if anyone would like to come forward as one of the contributors to the tags post and explain what you guys see, I would love to hear it.

Defend Your Blurbo #61

Please remember this post is about curiosity and genuine fandom discourse. Be kind with your answers because this is not a debate essay, this is a discussion between fans

Meet Benn Beckman from One Piece. He is the first mate and vice-captain of the red-haired pirates. I know exactly who wrote the specific nicknames mentioned, and I know they will write responses. However, for the rest of the one-piece fandom, you are welcome to Defend your Blorbo

Link to tag post referenced

[welcometothehornyjail]

i think sanji would make the perfect housewife, I want to come home to him making dinner and then have him whimpering underneath me.

Horny Jail's Anonymous Thirsties

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I understand the appeal.

[welcometothehornyjail]

God I literally just am frothing at the mouth over Sakuna. A fucking invincible warlord of his era and imagine like an isekai situation and somehow as corny as it is he falls for YOU. You get strong. You become fierce. You become his ruling queen who demands nothing but a whole host of consorts for yourself and him as well. Just the power couple of eternal life and beyond death as later when the fingers are eaten your soul awakens again in a young girl and whoops now you gotta deal with that; the tragedy. The agnst. The betrayal. Not really NSFW but girl I am DYING for some queen shit.

Horny Jail's Anonymous Fluffies

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I think this was the plot of a fanfic I read months ago. Does anyone else remember it and can link it?

And just FYI when it's not NSFW, it's a fluffy, not a thirsty, but we don't get many of those

[welcometothehornyjail]

I so desperately want to have a threesome with Nanami and Toji. I have no clue why but the contrast of being fucked by a well put together man, mixed with an asshole like Toji drives me wild. I absolutely want to take them both at the same time, having both of their cum dripping out of me and then fighting about who is getting me pregnant.

Horny Jail's Anonymous Thirsties

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Again, what is it with JJK and threesomes?

[welcometothehornyjail]

Nothing but a threesome with Nanami and Toji can fix me now, I'm afraid

Horny Jail's Anonymous Thirsties

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You're not the only one. This sentiment is quite common

[welcometothehornyjail]

just IMAGINE, imagine bottomkuna whimpering and moaning and groaning in high pitch on your dick/strap-on.. i bet he would be real tight.. on top of being a bottomkuna/submissivekuna lover, im also a firm virginkuna believer, so youd be taking his virginity too 😈

Unfortunately, jjk is a fandom that refuses to explore other ascepts of characters and just slaps on a big fat label "big muscular dominant daddy who degrades you for the love of it" even if it's wildly out of character (best example is Nanami lmao) so searching for anything involving the opposite is a massive pain..

That won't stop my fantasies though

Horny Jail's Anonymous Thirsties

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I agree with you. This idea needs to be explored more.

[welcometothehornyjail]

Nanami Kento.

I'd marry him and have his kids and would like to have old people sex with him 50 years into our happy marriage where our grandparents would be disgruntled by the amount of sheer romance in our relationship.

Ah, life.

Horny Jail's Anonymous Thirsties

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I distinctly remember a tag that said something like Nanami could make a housewife out of anyone, including the enemy. So I'm pretty sure someone shares your sentiment

[welcometothehornyjail]

I want to peg Sanji, i NEED to peg Sanji. That man needs to take it up the ass so bad, it think it would fix him

Horny Jail's Anonymous Thirsties

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That might be the one character it could fix, or he would love it and become even worse. Do you want to risk that possibility

[welcometothehornyjail]

Listen, I may only reach barely above Katakuri's knees height wise but he can turn me into a cream filled donut anytime. I am going to climb that man like a tree. Also his mouth??? You know he eats pussy like a god

Horny Jail's Anonymous Thirsties

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Definitely an underrated One Piece blorbo, but I do know the Katakuri stans are quite feral and probably agree with the sentiment