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Nanami Kento.

I'd marry him and have his kids and would like to have old people sex with him 50 years into our happy marriage where our grandparents would be disgruntled by the amount of sheer romance in our relationship.

Ah, life.

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I distinctly remember a tag that said something like Nanami could make a housewife out of anyone, including the enemy. So I'm pretty sure someone shares your sentiment

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Meet the Side Blog

Over the next week, I will be reblogging the Defend Your Blurbo post, including all the responses. All of the Horny Scale Ask game posts and all of the Horny Jail's Anonymous posts. As all three of those series will be moving to that blog, so any entries for those three series, please take them over to @welcometothehornyjail

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For the lovely person behind @whoishotteranimepolls and @welcometothehornyjail

Thanks for the fun polls! I can only imagine what you have to sift through in the ask box so just know all your work is very appreciated

From your horny jail wardens, thank you <3

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Hello, I'm the mod of welcometothehornyjail. Your message reminded me. I also needed to reblog your post to my main blog, whoishotteranimepolls.

You are also welcome to tag my main blog in any polls with anime characters, and I will try to reblog them as long as they fit within my character rules

Hi, thank you a lot! We'll remember tagging you with any anime polls

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Horny Jail Anonymous absolutely, this is too honest

Listen, people see the infinite possibilities of Robin's fruit but hear me out. Doflamingo literally has what I call the bondage bondage fruit

He manipulates strings, hes an infinite rope. Plus the dude can literally make an exact clone of himself. An exact 10ft tall clone who looks and sounds exactly the same.

Imagine 10ft(over 300cm). An average door is like 6'8", look at your door and think, "hes more then 3 feet taller". Just massive, literally a walking talking 'size difference' tag. His hand is so big it could cover your whole chest when spread. An average person is literally standing at waist height maybe. He could literally hold you in the air with one hand without being slightly phased

The mans actually fucking crazy but all I'd personally ask for is one night. That's all you'd need and you'd come out the other end a changed person. Look at him at tell me he's not into the most gut twisting bdsm you could possibly imagine if not more

Horny Jail's Anonymous Thirsties

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That's probably because the naughty implications of his devil fruit are obvious to anyone. However, Robin's does take some more creativity.

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Somebody, please explain The thirst around Benn Beckman because he's just like an average dude, but the stuff you guys write about him. Have you seen the section about him on that ridiculous tag post? I mean, you guys call him what backbreaker Beckmen and Benn Breastman. That entire section reads like a fever dream written by a pack of deranged lunatics. I don't see why all of you are so feral about him because he's like the most average dude of One Piece. So, if anyone would like to come forward as one of the contributors to the tags post and explain what you guys see, I would love to hear it.

Defend Your Blurbo #61

Please remember this post is about curiosity and genuine fandom discourse. Be kind with your answers because this is not a debate essay, this is a discussion between fans

Meet Benn Beckman from One Piece. He is the first mate and vice-captain of the red-haired pirates. I know exactly who wrote the specific nicknames mentioned, and I know they will write responses. However, for the rest of the one-piece fandom, you are welcome to Defend your Blorbo

Link to tag post referenced

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Zoro can give handjobs to six people and blowjobs to three at the same time, and I'd certainly line up to be one of them.

Horny Jail's Anonymous Thirsties

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That was not what I was expecting for our first Zoro confession

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not the beckman slander TT i am in exam hell rn so this post will not be as long as my normal responses but:

stubs a his cig in a man's eye. that's hot.

is canonically a ladies' man and gets more bitches than shanks. and shanks already gets tremendous bitches so Look At Him

dilf (50 years old)

have you seen his boobs? need to latch onto them like a lamprey

that kind of unbreakable homoerotic devotion to his captain is so sexy. my fault that i like my men like guard dogs

he and shanks are so married actually i will fight anyone on this. that's his captain the light of his life

we see black and grey hair beck in canon but.... imagine... salt n' pepper beck....

the kizaru scene <3

also his nice deep voice and big hands... ough please sir

For context, they are responding to this post about Beckman

What more can I say? I think you covered everything. However, I believe some anonymous and very thirsty confessions could add to this. You should see what's in the box for Horny Jail's Anonymous.

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i want sukuna to do me so hard he cuts me in half with his cum

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Should I expect anything less from Sukuna confessions?

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I know almost nothing about Jujutsu Kaisen as I have not yet watched the anime, but I DO know that hot damn Kento Nanami is really hot, like he's not even the type of guy I usually thirst for but I'd let him put his cursed energy on me

did I do it right is this an acceptable JJK euphemism

Oh also mod can you please put a gif of when he pulls Haruta's hair here?

Horny Jail's Anonymous Thirsties

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I was wondering where the Nanami fans were.

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In my fantaisies, I am a random person in a village Sukuna is destroying, at the peak of his powers. He just grabs me in his hands drenched in blood and uses me to relieve himself. He puts me over his ginormous cocks and pumps into me like I'm a fleshlight. My stomach is bulging, my organs are rupturing, I am a lifeless corpse in his grasp in no time. Once he's done and he's filled me nice and full with his cum, he takes me off his cocks. My loose hole is dripping from his release. As he keeps his massacre going, he brings me to his mouth and eats me. Two bites and I'm gone, I'm barely a snack, his cum pairing nicely with my flesh and blood

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So many of you love Sukuna because of the cannibalism.

Remember I said they were trying to shank the warden since they got promoted. They're not content with their current position

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I want to be Toji’s personal storage worm. That is all.

Horny Jail's Anonymous Thirsties

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Once again, with the creative euphemisms

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I want Toji to have me in a chokehold. To squeeze my throat with his big fat muscles. To have me lose oxygen and strength in my body, going all slack and hanging there, drooling all over his perfect arms as the pressure and his breath against my ears and nape are the last things I hear <3

Horny Jail's Anonymous Thirsties

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Yep, JJK is now officially been promoted to horny jail guards

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Im going to regret this *sighs*

Dungeon Meshi fandom. Why do y'all like Senshi?!

His personality at the beginning sucked. He's racist, careless, stubborn, stuckup and doesn't really respect anyone else (Marcille, her race, and her magic; Chilchick's rogue skills and age/race. He nearly got Chilcuck injured or even killed with those trap stunts?!).

Also, Y'all thought Zoro was stinky? At least he Does bathe, even if it's only once a week. That's more than Senshi does, has he ever once willing washed his beard? He had so much dirt and grime on him it made him resistant to magic 🤢. One (1) bath from Marcille changed his scent so much the orcs barely recognized him.

The only redeeming qualities are his cooking skills, and I guess panty shots? Is that... attractive?

Defend Your Blurbo #62

Please remember this post is about curiosity and genuine fandom discourse. Be kind with your answers because this is not a debate essay, this is a discussion between fans

Meet Senshi from Dungeon Meshi. This is his third dyb and the first where someone points out his negative character traits. This one will be fun. So, Dungeon Meshi fandom, Defend your Blorbo

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Suguru Geto can fuck my eye sockets & cum in my skull

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It looks like we have a prisoner that has escaped their cell. Where are the wardens? They appear to be slacking off at their job

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Listen, I may only reach barely above Katakuri's knees height wise but he can turn me into a cream filled donut anytime. I am going to climb that man like a tree. Also his mouth??? You know he eats pussy like a god

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Definitely an underrated One Piece blorbo, but I do know the Katakuri stans are quite feral and probably agree with the sentiment