#welcome to the horizon

[pyrokineticqueen]

Frank has no right to be so interesting when he’s literally just a guy but like. He runs a motel. He used to work demolition. His best friend is his cousin. He has no lungs. He tries not to feel vibes. He unironically likes oatmeal. He was vaporized then reconstructed from ambient air molecules by an omnipotent space goddess which means he’s probably all sorts of messed up. He’s still in an intense rivalry with the goth from his middle school. He’s basically the town’s unofficial mayor. Man has layers.

[ariartcor]

Hi i could NOT draw the other night for some reason so here’s some crappy doodles of me trying to figure out Frank’s design <3

[locallyloathed]

Look, I’m all for free creative expression in the design of the Midnight Burger crew, but let’s get one thing clear.

If you don’t make Verge’s human disguise look like the hottest, crustiest punk rock dirtbag you’ve ever seen in your life, it is simply not biblically accurate.

[mylifetherant]

Godammit clementine you beet farming homeschooled goon of course you dont know where the lungs go you straight up fucking play-doh'd that man didnt you???

[lemonlinelights]

OKAY GUYS

[vibinginthedreamlands]

"There weren't any."

"Spores?"

"Verge. There weren't any lungs."

"...My goodness."

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Oh My Goodness Frank doesn't have lungs, Clementine only recreated what she could physically see and understand Good God

[catblackard]

Welcome to the Horizon: The Midnight Burger spin-off in which I play a themme fatale extraterrestrial hanging out with my sentient phone and smoking cigarettes at a motel in a remote mountain town where WEIRD things are happening. And I flirt with the Earthlings. Give it a listen, maybe? 👄

[transdimensional-haboob]

Frank can't even smoke weed. Poor fucking guy

[tyunningcore]

WHERE. IS. THE. DEIDRE-VERGE. FANART. THE HEADCANONS. THE NEWS. THE HEADLINES. THE CHIT CHAT. WHEREEEEEE

[peternureyevplsdontbetraythecrew]

this is what AI should be

[feelixthecatboy]

“I hope you finally went sailing” followed by verge’s little huff I am crying wtf

[msvelawciraptor]

Verge is fucking hot. Their voice when they were chatting up Deidre...

Verge is fucking hot.

[findthefandom-orbecomethefandom]

Verge is the smoothest mofo ever even in the most awkward situations. If they even looked in my direction I would immediately give them everything I have and am

[dasistblod]

Lol Joe just putting himself in as a sassy robot in his own side story

[lemonlinelights]

Spoilers for Trinket's Trip

FRANK DOESNT HAVE FUCKING LUNGS????

[vibinginthedreamlands]

I love getting busy at the end of a Midnight Burger or Welcome to the Horizon episode because if I'm alone I just don't bother to pause it and then I listen to (at this point, I believe?) 18 minutes of Patreon supporter names. And it's absolutely beautiful