#welcome to the club my friend!

[jtownraindancer]

cant believe you got me crushing on that old man from the firefighter show now

hELP? AS YOU SHOULD THOUGH!

no idea when you sent this anon, but welcome to the club!

[lobotomy-lady]

I don't care how many times the rich & famous talk about how being rich & famous is the worst fate humanly possible I will never ever ever believe them for one milisecond lol

[wasabi-gumdrop]

dunmeshi modern labru au where Kabru wants to try fromsoft games to understand why they’re so popular.

he gives elden ring a shot and surprise he gets fucking rolled. can’t get past tree sentinel, tries to fight Margit at level 15, put all his stats in intelligence and not enough dex, hasn’t even found a proper staff, picked warrior as his starting class.

he’s ready to uninstall but he paid full price for this game, he’s at least gonna defeat one boss goddammit. so he tries summoning players for aid and just his luck, he summons cooperator WolfChimeraWyvern.

and this cooperator is SO GOOD, he solos Margit without getting hit, and Kabru is just. in awe. so he adds him as a friend.

and that’s how he meets Laios, expert on all things fromsoft (has literally read every item description, knows the most obscure lore by heart, don’t ask him how many hours he’s played, he has all the platinums)

[magg0t-king]

ELTINGVILLE OC!! RAHHHHHH

Info about my boy below (please luv him)

Uhhh Basic Shiz??:

Ward Willoughby is his #1 homie. Tony's a Brony. He's not part of the club because yknowwwwww...

SOMEHOW he becomes an annual SICK MOFO. Thus meaning that he works that ratty ass short guy, Pete. Kinda funny haha ngl. They're probably roommates or something. Idk Tony kinda weird. P.S Tony and Willoughby still keep in touch because they chill like that.

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Opinions on the others?:

Bill Dickey: Not Pony Approved. Hates him. -2/10

Josh Levy: Too whiny. Kinda cringe. 2/10

Pete Dinunzio: Was weirded out by him in high school, but grew to tolerate his stinky greasy ass. 8/10

Jerry Stokes: put an R after T in Stokes. 9.5/10 (probably the most decent. Minus .5 for destroying his McIntosh pony figure.)

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ALSOOOOO Ward Willoughby: LOVE THAT GUY HAHA 100000/10

[fightclubgayporn]

there's nothing wrong with us!

[thehelltingvilleclub]

I feel so bad for my friend he's bearing witness to my sins

[tixdixl]

So

What you are about to see is entirely @the-trinket-witch 's fault. I take 0 responsibility for this. At all. None.

...so here's the Old Man Yaoi Club.

Current club members include Oisín, Lilia, and Rajesh (Trinket's OC). Currently accepting new members (must be age 45+). Bonus patches are distributed to former military vets.

[chialattea]

(Like an aged wine connoisseur) I admit I’ve been quite partial towards Mylo recently….

(She’s @immortal-raine ‘s daughter) also some shenanigans doodles but idk if I should tag Rhea as well she’s so tiny,,,

[entities-of-posts]

it is my personal theory that The Flesh is opposites with The Spiral and that The Hunt is opposites with The End. I don't know if you've talked about any pairs besides the canonical eye/dark and vast/buried and the extinction with your Dull one but do you have any other thoughts about the matchups?

I have talked about inversion theory several times before, and you are EXTREMELY CORRECT they are absolutely opposites! People often need convincing when I bring up those, especially the Flesh-Spiral opposition, but you and I are brothers in arms in this bitch of an academic debate.

[zarnzarn]

Hey there I really love your odypenath ship and have been obsessing over it for days now lol

WHOOO THANK YOU SO MUCHHHH

I have to continue the wips lmao hopefully there's something new soon!!!! random hc is that Penelope's a very heavy sleeper because Athena and Odysseus both have the dad snoring ability and it was survival of the fittest lmao

[smiegrin]

Talking with my friends about recent Robot Feelings(tm) I've been realizing I've had for a while now and following up about 12 different there-was-this-one-time stories with the question "anyway, I guess I'm sharing all this to ask if you've noticed anything else I haven't thought of? Or if like... I dunno, if this otherkin explanation makes sense from the outside?"

My friend hit me with the "I... I thought you knew already!"

[justice4billiam]

10 Characters, 10 Fandoms

Thank you for tagging me, @chatteringfox 🖤🌹

In no particular order:

1. Faith Lehane—Buffy The Vampire Slayer

(I’ve always had a thing for the bad guys. She’s no exception lmao)

2. Wade Walker—Cry Baby

(If you haven’t seen this and enjoy cringe movies and Johnny Depp, this movie is for you, babe. I mean, just look at him.)

3. Fran Fine—The Nanny

(FASHION ICON. Plus, she’s such a babe!)

4. Jim Halpert—The Office

(Jim, here is the reason why I’m always looking into an imaginary camera whenever something fucked happens.)

5. Anastasia Romanov—Anastasia

(Hands down, one of my favorite childhood movies. The music still has me in a tight grip)

6. Inigo Montoya—The Princess Bride

(THIS. MOVIE. Love. Love. Love)

7. Vivian Ward—Pretty Woman

(Julia Robert’s could do no wrong when she wears everything right. ICON.)

8. Tyler Durden—Fight Club

(I cannot emphasize this enough: I have a thing for asshole rat boi men. It's unfortunate, I know.)

9. Eris The Goddes of Discord—Sinbad

(I was surprised to find out that no one in my immediate area had watched this film. It's good, exceptional even. And yeah, another one in which the villain is just soooo awesome.)

10. Grim—The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy

(I relate heavily to Grim here. This whole Tv show was a house fav in the early 2000’s )

💕💕💕No-pressure tagging some mutuals: @loserboysandlithium @lillianasrose @atinyliliflower @buckysgrace @xsinfullxlover666 @capricorndaydreamer @virtualwhisperscowboy @stalactitekilla @watermeezer @vyrd @freshfromhell

Toodle-loo, muthafuckas👋🏻😘

[shigussy]

i keep getting tiktoks of these younger gen z kids referencing a time they did something relating to fandom in public and now they're embarrassed by it and everytime i see one i sit there thinking over all of middle and high school and having genuinely 0 moments that i feel embarrassed by, like i definitely did a lot of shit these kids would be embarrassed by but i think these are all just really fucking funny

also photographic evidence of the kinda kid i was. these are from 2014/15 when i was in 8th grade

-desolation row one shot(still on wattpad gerard way/reader smut)

-twerk it on (mcr crack fanfic no longer on wattpad but i have another fic in my library called twerking in taco bell which definitely ALSO used for my reading log)

-frank iero must die(a serial killer/assassin frerard fic, still on wattpad)

-hair (really vague maybe a phanfic? nowhere in my wattpad library rip)

my binder i used in 7th grade i had a blue one that looked pretty similar to this for 8th grade but idk where it went, also the parts i scribbled out are my full legal name i had written on it. i wrote it normally and then the big spot is where i wrote my name REALLY BIG in elysian code from the vladimir tod books. also the lines are from when i used an exacto knife to cut up some papers and forgot that my binder was underneath

in conclusion yall can now see why im so shameless about talking about shigaraki the way i do

[kitorin]

I WANNA GET HIS NUMBER

[sorchathered]

I would like everyone to know I am neither cool nor mysterious, I am a giant fucking nerd who loves to baby all of her friends and spends too much time on the Internet. You should 100% message me anytime you wanna talk, I will absolutely respond because I love making new friends.

@bobgasm @attapullman and @sailor-aviator can all confirm 😂

[marshbevvie]

we good we gucci