#weirdquotes

[jazzpostsrandomthings]

Random out-of-context screenshots

This was suggested by one of my friends from my Chapter: AXL discord server (yes, it exists). We have a channel dedicated to random out-of-context quotes and these are some of them (the server members gave me the thumbs up)

I swear, it’s not always like this--

But it’s funny when it happens.

[peoplesayweirdstuff]

*30 minutes into a hike*

“At this point, I could probably drink my own piss”

[niyatii3v]

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[synthetic-sonata]

oh

apparently all you have to do in order to get noticed on tumblr is post some shitty shitpost worthy ndrv3 quotes

ok

i managed to find a few more in the depths of hell that is my google drives “wtf” folder

that typo tho

ok uh

i have a lot more then i expected??

they’re just hard to find since i never ame them anything considering they’re screenshots

i will have a lot more the more and more i watch nicob’s playthrough (on the latest episode, yes i click every time i get a sacred nicob notif)

fuck it, just take them

[enbypanpoet]

[katiwater]

Here is my baloney

My baloney is too bad 

My baloney is stinky

it is wasted in the fridge

It is not clean

it has a weird taste

it is weird on my sandwich

Please just please

dont eat my baloney

it smells like stinky cheese

it smells like spoiled milk

it smells like spoiled milk cause it is spoiled milk

It stinks easily

my parents know is a waste of buying it

lets go to adventure

of how BLEH I CAN'T SAY IT ANYMORE

THIS IS A WASTED QUOTE HALPP

AAAAAA

[lovex-quotes-blog]

❤ https://www.instagram.com/p/B0zH8-wALFr/?igshid=1pte7a4mpua67

[brebug242posts]

if you wouldn't fuck a vampire then I can't vibe with you sorry

[weirdartsociety]

Mood:Nude

[daily-heard-quotes]

“They’re saying it feels good, so I then wonder why they’re saying stop baby don’t stop.”

While watching an NCT video

[antichrist-thevenusflytrap-blog]

Is that how you tell your crush you like them? ‘I’d snort your crushed bones?’

My friend, high on something

[waffle-bunny-boy]

Why is life a thing?

Me, at some point during an existential phase.

[miserableviolence]

Socks

Always wear white socks, so they will hide your lifes black stripes aaaand there will be only white stripes.

[peoplesayweirdstuff]

“Are you feminism?”

[theweirdgirlstales-blog]

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[brebug242posts]

my only wish for Christmas is

a hot demon boyfriend.