#weirdfishy

[catgirltitties]

omggg!!! the new pfp is so adorable!!!

Thank you !!!! Im so happy that it came out like this !! @mrspider made it :)

(Fishy this has been in my drafts for like a year and idk why i saved it as a draft im so sorry the mentioned acct even deactivated its so old)

[d-andilion]

🐰 but we haven’t interacted so that’s just bc i think your writings are cool and awesome

barely intimidating

i think you are cool and awesome and i'm always happy to see you in your notes 💜

[weirdfishy]

If you’re looking for a weird fish check out reconstructions of Sacabampaspis!! They were around before nature invented jaws yet so they’re just o:

me when im a jawless fish:

oh fuck yeaaaaa thank you for the suggestion in looking up my now-beloved sacabampaspis, this is exactly what i meant by send me a weird fish!!! sock puppet-lookin guy!!! looks like that "the WHAT" reaction meme!!! gorgeous. splendid. fish-tastic.

[weirdfishy]

me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fish that goes

auuoh,, aoouuu… uu,

the TUBA ☝️☝️☝️

[jennsterjay]

Lmao so today I was waiting to get picked up from somewhere while I was talking to my friends @bootleg-exe, @king-of-the-rain-and-wolves, and @weirdfishy, and while I was waiting I had a brilliant idea. What if I wrote a Punkflower fic with a prompt from now until the time I got picked up? So I asked them for a word/prompt and Fen said "A Breakfast AU"

Ohoho a Breakfast AU you say? So with my phone notes app, a challenge, time on the clock, and a dream, I finally finished it 😎

Get ready for the unedited, no beta we die like men, writing sprint, crackfic 😂

Punkflower Breakfast AU

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It was 10 am when Miles was sitting in the booth of McDonald's, waiting nervously for the boy he had a crush on.

Last night, when the two of them had just finished a mission together, and Hobie had walked him home to his dimension, Miles thought about confessing but he didn't have the guts. When he turned to Hobie and started saying something, and Hobie asked him what he wanted to say with an open and sincere look in his eyes, Miles tounge caught on his own words.

"Hobie I…"

Cmon think of something!!

"I …was wondering if you wanted to get breakfast tomorrow?" Miles said with a slight crack in his voice. Did he just ask him on a date???

Hobie perked up and smiled widely at him, like he'd just given him the keys to New York, and Miles couldn't believe that his failed confession somehow finessed him into a date. Ay dios mio.

"I would love to, Miles…so where are we grabbing a bite at?" Hobie walked closer to lean down and ask

And Miles wanted to turn invisible following the next words out of his mouth when he said

"Uhh…McDonald's?"

Hobie had a barely contained full grin on his face and Miles swore he was going to bust out laughing, but then he gently cupped his face in his hands and winked at him, as a portal opened up behind Hobie

"That sounds perfect, love. I'll see you tomorrow for brekkie. Text me tomorrow what time you want to eat together"

And Hobie let him go to walk back towards the portal like the coolest guy on the planet, before the portal closed and disappeared, leaving Miles with a dumbfounded look on his face and his heart running 100 miles moraleses a minute

What just happened?

And now here Miles was, a few blocks away from his house, sitting in the booth of a local McDonald's wondering if his Spiderman luck or teenage crush cringe somehow canceled themselves out into a W It was then that the door on the far side of the McDonald's opened, and Miles eyes found Hobie's from across the room. Suddenly Miles thought this was the best idea he's ever had. Ganke owes him 5 dollars.

"Miles! My guy!!!" Hobie says as everyone in the McDonald's stares at him as he walks across the room to lift Miles up effortlessly in the air and smile at him

"H-Hobie!!!" Miles half shrieks and half laughs as he looks briefly around at the New Yorkers looking at him and not looking at him (because it's too early in the morning for this) and then looks into Hobie's eyes. Hobie looks at him like he's a starving man and Miles is the McDonald's happy meal he's been waiting for all this time. Also Hobie is highlighter pink now.

Hobie puts him down and leads him to the front of the restaurant where the menu is

"Aight love, let's get some grub yeah?" Hobie says as he stands behind him and wraps his arms around Miles shoulders. Miles face is turning red and Miles hopes the people in line behind them aren't getting a seizure with how fast Hobie is cycling between different shades of pink every millisecond.

The twink in front of the register is eyeing the pair up and down with little to no amusement before snapping them out of their thoughts

"Welcome to McDonald's, what would you like to order?" He says

"Uhh we may need a sec" Miles smiles sheepishly

"Ok take your time" He says, clearly wanting them to not take their time Miles and Hobie eye the menu while Miles points and explains the options and Hobie's face is leaning on his while his arms are wrapped around him the whole time and Miles is going to have a heart attack. The two then have a mini argument over capitalism and the price of the 2 for 1 deal and the absence of the McRib before the New Yorker behind them says CMON and then the two walk forward and order a large bag of assorted McGriddles, Breakfast sausage biscuits, Ham and Cheese biscuits, Egg ham and cheese biscuits, two orange juices, and two hash browns. Greasy high calorie, high trans fat perfection

The pair then slide back into the booth and chow down on their shared feast. One sausage biscuit looks like a mini in Hobies large hands. Miles is eating one sandwich biscuit and Hobie is double fisting eating two of them. Miles wonders how Hobie is eating in Earth-138…he might as well give him the remaining batch after this

"Ayy you know what, while I don't agree with the ridiculous coin you had to shell out, this is bloody good!" Hobie says

"Hahah yeah, totally planned all this out by the way" Miles said and totally didn't mean to say. Cringe???

Hobie laughed and drank his orange juice, before eyeing Miles with a smirk. He placed his food and drink down, waiting for Miles to finish his bite as well.

Miles looked into his eyes and Hobie just smiled at him for a moment. He looked so inexplicably happy. Miles smiled easily too, and for a moment all nerves, crackwriting, and cringe aside, Miles and Hobie shared a moment of comfortable silence and happiness.

Hobie then reached for Miles' hands slowly and then held them in his across the table. Miles thought his hands were warm.

"Did you know…" Hobie said as he slowly ran his thumbs over Miles' Knuckles

"Yeah?…" Miles said as he gently squeezed the hands of the 1970's Spider-Anarchist named Hobart Brown

"That I think…" Hobie continued as he captured Miles' eyes in his "Yeah?…" Miles said, his face an open book

"You're…" Hobie stretched on for effect

"Yeah?…" Miles' heart was doing the elliptical

"…" Hobie winked at him

"I think you're pretty damn cute, Brooklyn Boy"

If Miles could replay this scene, he would've done it 50 times. Score 1 for Miles Gonzalo Morales. 50000 exp bonus.

Miles let out a breath he didn't know he was holding in, and smiled and giggled like a schoolgirl, oh my god he just giggled like a schoolgirl.

[And then the author was picked up, end of crackfic]

[king-of-the-rain-and-wolves]

Hallo! I'm jelly, welcome to my cave!

Some of my faves:

Taz/The Adventure Zone, as well as taakitz

Across the Spider-Verse, esp punkflower

Percy Jackson, esp the new show

Dungeon Meshi, including assorted ships

Recently I've been rewatching Arcane in order to see the new season

I do post spoilers for these and other things & usually don't tag them

If you'd like me to start tagging something, whether that's spoilers or a trigger/content warning or anything, please lmk! Feel free to shoot me a message & I'll do my best to use the tag going forward.

Some of my current tags

#atsv brainrot for everything Across the Spider-Verse, including spoilers

#punkflower and #flowerpunk for Hobie Brown x Miles Morales (from atsv)

#movies about being transgender for assorted nimona stuff

#taz, #the adventure zone, #taz balance, #the adventure zone balance, etc for taz stuff

#taakitz for Kravitz x Taako from taz

Original art stuff

Follow #jelly's stuff, #jelly's art, and #jelly's fics for my creations!

There's not a ton on there currently but hopefully that'll change soon-ish!

Heads up: my current WIPs are about atsv/punkflower, so if you have those tags blocked you'll probably miss them

For my (atsv) breasties

#🍊🍓🍇🍋 for all of 'em

#fen!! 🍊 for @bootleg-exe

#jenn!! 🍇 for @jennsterjay

#fishy!! 🍋 for @weirdfishy

(I'm strawberry :] 🍓)

Anyways, ty for stopping by! <3

[empressofthelibrary]

Doing this the hard way bc Tumblr mobile is buggy.

If You Need Me, Let Me Know

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: None Apply

Category: F/M

Fandoms: DCU (Comics); New Teen Titans

Relationship: Dick Grayson/Original Female Character

Additional Tags: Pre-Relationship; ocxcanon's OC x Canon Week 2024

Language: English

Summary:

While Bailey recovers from a serious injury, Dick helps her with the dishes. And nobody kisses anybody.

Day Two of @theocxcanonweek! Prompts were "mundane tasks" and "Seriously, I mean it. Thank you."

Tag list: @amodnamedmel, @lovelyladylavie, @weirdfishy

[ghostboyjules]

currently, "jules: the actual mess" edition

tagged by @landwriter because she somehow finds the time to notice my silly self in between all of the other incredibly amazing things she occupies her time with. (no seriously, that list of yours?? hello?? you're literally some kind of Oread, or a forest Nymph I stg)

Last Song: hmm... Amazonia by Gojira, I think. first time I've heard that song was earlier today and it actually blew my fuckin socks off, it kicks so much ass.

Currently Watching: mostly just my usual comfort streamers (drawfee, secret sleepover society, gab smolders,) recently started watching a new guy play this silly little game called super auto pets, and because of his personality and reactions with chat, it's some of the funniest shit I've ever watched

Currently Reading: a few sentences of Wikipedia pages that I happen to pull up when the need arises, the occasional dreamling fic, but other than that I haven't been able to read much recently. besides sales contracts at work 💀

Current Obsessions: my mutuals, stardew valley, sleeping, wanting to hold a hand, trying to stay alive, iced coffee, my best friends, dream of the endless, air conditioning, a bottle of water fresh out of the fridge, driving while the music in my car is loud enough that it feels like a weighted blanket, finally getting a haircut and having my short hair back thank fucking god, the freecell card game app on my phone**, my bed my blankies and my pillows.

(the venn diagram of 'my mutuals' and 'my best friends' is a circle for real I love y'all)

I'm not sure who all of my sandy man moots have been tagged in this cause I've seen it going 'round, so I'll tag @just-j-really, @watermelon-mafia, @hauntedclown, @bobo-the-part-time-clown, @hitnex, @weirdfishy, @leave-me-alone-doctor and @amielot (and if you don't wanna do it, this tag is just a reminder that hi and ily💕)

**i desperately need to make that meme with the 'if nobody else got me i at least know -blank- got me' and replace the blank with freecell

[catgirltitties]

happy happy birthday ea!!!!!!! sending hugs!!!!

FISHY !!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH !!!!

[monsterboyfriend]

Hell fuckin yeah!

Thanks @weirdfishy for giving me crabs!

[weirdfishy]

why "fishy"? :)

funny you ask, bc this question is kinda asked w more frequency than others, i distinctly remember getting a similar question in ‘20 when my icon was of kermit and another last year

but! v simply bc i’m pescatarian- i don’t eat meat other than fish

(for the most part; some cultural foods only hit when made with its original meat [tho salmon sinigang is better than pork imo] & like, rn college specifically sometimes doesn’t allow my diet sufficient supplements in nutrients, so i will eat meat occasionally so yk. my body works as best it can)

so yeah, fishy bc i eat fish as my primary meat lol :))

thanks for the ask dearest nonnie ! <3

[jennsterjay]

rule: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as you feel like.

tagged by my friend @weirdfishy ^^/ Thank you for the tag :). The last line I wrote came from this clawcode headcanon ship post from the Spider-Man: Across the Spider-verse fandom XD

Now that they know that their universe is so big and that there are other universes out there, it really puts it into perspective that in the grand scheme of things they're grateful for what they do have in this world...And that is each other.

I love writing about these two (Miles G. Morales & Ganke M. Lee) and I'm a real sucker for the lone wolf vigilante against the world meets loyal tech savvy sidekick. That's the jelly to my jam and my bread and butter XD <3. Also I'm a sucker for rarepairs with so much undiscovered lore potential in the flavor of **Ah yes whatever I write about them is canon now ;)** I could go on and on (and on XD) but yes it's been 9 months since the fandom for the second Spider-verse movie started and I'm still not over it. (High fives the other people who are also stuck here because I definitely am lmaooo X'D)

Thank you for the tag and opportunity to gush about my writing (and my favorite ship) and now to tag my cool friends and mutuals who have even cooler writing (and art) :) <3 If you want to join in, tell us your wonderful last written line (or share the last art you drew, and no pressure!):

@spid3r-trans, @milimeters-morales, @arrows-asks, @elaina-writes-things, @lazydaydrawings, @0luna123, and @oliveofvanders & @weirdfishy again if you want XDD, and anyone else who would like to share, you've been tagged :)

[empressofthelibrary]

The love birbs: "talk to me, I'm worried"?

These are soft prompts, I tell myself. Good for fluff and soft moments. Not massive amounts of whump and angst and injury. I will use these for good and not bad.

...I lie, like a liar.

cw for head trauma because I'm horrible

Dick was dimly aware of the arms cradling his head. Everything else felt... Floaty. Detached. Like he was dreaming.

"C'mon," a voice urged. "Please, Birdie. Stay awake."

The voice sounded so... Scared. She didn't need to be. He was fine -- a little sleepy, maybe, but the drifting feeling was good. Great even. He could just relax here, slip away...

"Birdie? Please, please say something. Talk to me, I'm worried."

Dick opened his mouth to say something, to reassure the voice, but couldn't remember how to make his tongue work. All that came out was a wet cough and a rattle.

That did sound bad, didn't it?

"Oh god," the voice gasped. "Oh, god, Bluebird, no."

Bluebird...? His head was swimming, but that rang a bell.

Something wet hit his face. "Please, I -- I just got you back. Please, stay with me."

Dick pushed against the floaty feeling, fighting against the current. Focusing on the arms that held him, strong and safe and solid. Something felt... wrong, somewhere. Warm and wet and -- Painful!

A warm, throbbing pain bloomed across the back of his head, paired with the salt-and-copper taste of blood.

His eyes cracked open, and he saw the hazy, blurry shape curled over him. Light spilled through the rubble behind her, casting a brilliant amber glow over her. Copper curls, broad shoulders, two golden-feathered wings extending from her back... And tears spilling from her stormcloud-colored eyes.

Dick managed a groan, trying to smile. "...Must be... in heaven."

Bailey's breath caught, her eyes widening in disbelief. "Wh--what?"

"Waking up... in an angel's arms like this..."

Bailey froze for a second, then laughed, so much louder than her strangled sobbing had been only a moment ago. Dick was pretty sure he'd be just fine if that was the last sound he ever heard.

"Oh, you jerk." Bailey's arms tightened around him, pressing him against her chest as her tearstained face fell against his neck. "I'm getting you a damned helmet for your birthday."

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tagging: @weirdfishy and @lovelyladylavie

[jennsterjay]

Thanks for the tag 😎💜✨ @honeymilkbubbletea

Egg: Fried (over hard or over easy), scrambled, boiled, deviled, or poached

Steak: A nice medium well streak with A1 sauce, keep the fat

Milk: Strawberry (but the Lactaid version because I probably shouldn't be drinking milk lmaooo)

Alcohol: I'll take a red or white wine or a Seagrams occasionally

Warm Drink: Tea, always <3

Potato: Fries, roasted, baked, sautéed & or buttered

Spice Tolerance: Mid XD

I tag @fenh4rel, @weirdfishy, @king-of-the-rain-and-wolves & anyone who's a mutual or friend who wants to do this too 😌💜✨ (no pressure)

[empressofthelibrary]

Tagged by @cissie-queen-jones

Make a new post with the last line of your WIP and tag as many people as there are words

Well I'm still outlining, but here's the last thing I jotted down:

She’s in over her head, but there’s no reason to drag Nelle under with her.

Jesus, I dunno if I know fifteen people who will wanna do this but:

@lovelyladylavie @silvergryphon @weirdfishy @deathbunny333 @saberwriter @stvmachers @twinklecupcake and seven is already a lot so if you see this and it looks fun, pretend I tagged you

[king-of-the-rain-and-wolves]

@weirdfishy FISHY YOU CAN'T KEEP HIDING STUFF LIKE THIS IN THE TAGS WTF MAN

"I'm not materialistic but I got a thing for you 🎸🌻"

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Extremely cool commission I got from Lisa@Twitter!