#weird lil guy

[exdeputysonso]

Brad Dourif as Piter De Vries | Dune (1984)

[verchalblue]

him!

[fqs]

[scoliosismaster]

found out larry from tawog had a sexypedia page, got curious, saw this and burst out laughing because its late and thats really funny to me for some reason

He's really thin.

[neonarboretumart]

I’ve just found this from a Youtube video and I have been filled with joy please take a look

This is my favourite

He’s just a lil guy

[callmekebs]

Guys calm down I think he’s gonna pop…

The grumpy guy can only handle so much be careful

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

I need more of Astarion being an absolute undead fucking weirdo. No more suave charming elf man NO this man forgets to breathe for prolonged periods of time and randomly gasps or croaks because he can't speak without air in his lungs. He lurks in dark corners with weird reflective eyes and doesn't move until you notice him. He's SUPER into the scent of his lover and buries his face in their neck or chest while taking in a BIG snorf. He gets very affectionate when he notices his partner is on their period or is bleeding from other causes. He doesn't make noise when approaching someone and often scares the shit out of them because he just silently shows up behind them. He's addicted to the warmth of his partner and rubs his body against them like a cat. He makes animalistic grunts and moans while he feeds. He forgets to blink and just stares at people with wide eyes while they talk. He stares at his lovers pulse point instead of looking in their eyes. He growls when displeased. Sometimes he smiles just a tad too wide. He watches his lover sleep and waits for them to wake up for them to find him just staring them down, unblinking. He's a fucking freak and I love him to bits I need more weirdo Astarion.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanny love beating up fnaf (plush) babies

[p0intless-p0et]

Cauliflower Fungus

[blamebonk]

A handful of stylized lil pootis birds!!

[elizabeths-storytime]

CrossGuild Skate Company

I passed by a skate shop called Crossroads and I went haha what if,

[captainswhore]

you see price sitting like this when you walk into a room post mission- and you know exactly what it is he needs.

he's licking at you and holding your thighs open with his rough palms- and you can't take it. his calluses and his beard and the fabric of his sleeves are rubbing at your legs just right- but not enough for you to lose focus on his hot tongue rubbing on you and in you and you've never been wetter in your LIFE.

his only problem? you're still moving too much. he can't reach where he wants to inside of you because you keep wiggling out of his way. his hands want to touch you everywhere- not just hold your thighs still. this is when he begins to squeeze at you everywhere, and tell you to rest your thighs on his shoulders.

"b-but price- hhnngh ohmygod- i c-can't. they're too big. thighs are too big"

you whine at the loss of contact, but then you look down and see him staring at you with massive pupils and a wet face. "lovie- my shoulders are broad for a reason. rest your thighs on em and i swear they'll have enough room"

and you listen, and you're crushing his ears with your thighs, and he's never been happier. the next time you look down? he's rutting into the mattress and you see his hips stutter when he groans into you and your vision goes white

(@chamomiletealeaf and i had SUCH A HORNY discussion about this and she told me to post it so here i am- and also omg photo creds to her. we've gotta reign it in lmfao)

[amoodybun]

I just love how these guys look like just....goblins.

The Brussels Griffon! Another dog I thought about getting- but alas. We couldn't find a local breeder.

I love these little guys, sheer creature energy from them

[neonarboretumart]

Hey @crevicedwelling , any idea what this lil guy is/will grow up to be?

(Found on a bramble/wild blackberry flower, Yorkshire, UK)

[canonicallygay]

“That's good ol' Television for ya! Flashy, but with no real substance in the end!”

from chapter 3 of @xxuso-tsukixx’s wonderful radiostatic fic Remote Access! 💙

[steampoweredwerehog]

Sure he’s a 10 but he’ll lie about his Nightmare Teeth

Fun bonus fact a giant’s threat display is called Flaring :3