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hey z, veggie buddy, i got me some grade A tofu. you want some?
DO I!
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i'll cry if you do it man, it looks super pitiful when i do cry, i can do it, trust me.
B( ...Fine, but just because I already deal with enough crying from the kiddos in this place.
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weelifegaurd replied to your post:…
((MadS I FUCKN KNEW I T W AS YOU, YOU LIL SHITHEA D OMFG))
I have absolutely no clue what ur talkin about sweaty,,, : D
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@weelifegaurd
[rolls around on his bed]
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i bet you make a mean mac 'n cheese ms. miru
Actually my mac ‘n’ cheese can be quite friendly once you get to know it better.
I ain’t sharing, though.
#camp weehawken#just kidding#there's a lot more in the big pot#go help yourself :D#weelifegaurd#miru art#mac n cheese#lunchladymiru
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you threw it hard, you lil shark toothed rascal
it was a t o m a t o
#like a squishy fruit that smashes on impact#you must have glass for a nose#nonart reply#weelifegaurd
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woah, now aint that somethin- nice necklace kiddo!
The young hunter grinned up at the taller life guard, obviously happy with the other’s compliment. “Thanks mister! They’re made of blood!!”
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goodwin... mightve.. bit off his finger and vomited it back up
...I’m reporting that thing.
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i dont know what that is but dre said it would grow back
Wait, what? Grow back?! Did this kid lose a limb or something?!
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if you're talkin' about anton im pretty sure he's already seen goodwin, and besides, goodwin has an official bandana claiming him my helper >Bc
He may have a bandanna, but he still bit a kiddo and the camp could get sued for that. Do you really wanna take on a lawsuit over that thing?
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weelifegaurd replied to your post:a-devilish-camper replied to your post:bECAUSE I...
you stay away from goodwin you brUTE
Oh, I’m not goin’ anywhere near that thing. I’m gettin’ the professional on the case.
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bECAUSE I LOVE CREATURES, AND HE JUST *gestures all around* wANDERED IN
You are either very brave or very stupid.
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the wendigo is uh.. its mine.
Why the heck do you have a wendigo?!
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you sir, are wicked, i had a bloody nose b'cause of you >:0
PFFFFT
You got a bloody nose from a tomato?
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