#weekdays at wilbur's

[solargeist]

Disregard my prev adk I DINTN RRALISE IT WAS YOUTUBER THINGZ N NOT UR OCS IM SORY

this isso funyn to me omg can Pogbur still have the burger

[sannylity]

Coffee Shop AU for Slimeriana.

Mariana is a hardworking barista. With a disgruntled boss and a lazy co-worker, he has developed the patience to deal with bad customers and busy days. He doesn’t take shit from nobody, even if that someone is a pretty face.

A new customer. Full-fledged American who has troubles pronouncing his orders and despite the fact that he also wears glasses, he seems to still squint his eyes just to read the menu.

His name is Charlie. He’s cute but he’s holding up the line. The customer doesn’t even have to order in Spanish, there’s literally a translation below the menu items and Mariana lets him know.

Still, it’s like he didn’t hear because he’s still trying to order in Spanish and butchering every word. Any other day, Mariana would’ve found it endearing, but he had other customers and this pendejo orders the most complicated drink known to mankind.

AND HE KEEPS COMING BACK.

The most annoying thing is not even how he holds up the line. It’s how he keeps changing his drink, always new and always too complicated to make. Sometimes he wants a cheesecake or some type of dessert. But Mariana can’t complain though, he could feel his manager’s glare on the back of his head if he even dared. Charlie tips a reasonable amount every time.

Mariana is practically helpless.

For weeks it’s torment. Weeks and weeks, he thought about begging his boss for a different shift countless of times before.

Until Charlie suddenly stopped showing up. Around 2:00 PM, every weekday, is his usual arrival. Not that Mariana anticipates him, he’s just a new regular. He knows all his regulars’ expected time. Of course.

But anyways, Charlie stopped showing up. A whole week of no two shots of espresso with two pumps of vanilla syrup and cold foam and cinnamon drizzle and any of that bullshit. A week of actually being able to keep a flow on his workstation but… There’s no random quips asking him how to say a certain Spanish word, no strange puns to make his eyes roll, no one occupying the isolated seat around the corner of the shop.

Mariana can almost convince himself that he hallucinated him this entire time until Charlie shows up again and Mariana is bracing himself for another complicated drink.

But Charlie only orders a simple cappuccino.

And he’s not alone.

Beside him is a taller man. Way taller than Mariana by significant inches, much to his mild annoyance. Then, he hears him speak and his voice, dulcet and smooth carries the words in such a pretty English accent. He calls himself Wilbur and Mariana suspected that Charlie is on a date.

Charlie was being all nervous and timid, it’s totally a first date!

Right before his shift ends, Mariana sees the pair stand up, ready to leave and probably go home together.

But when Wilbur walks up to him, it’s to his surprise to find him pulling an unwilling Charlie beside him.

“You’re Mariana, right? Can Charlie get your number? He’s been meaning to ask for it but he’s too much of a pussy to do it himself.”

Mariana has never been more confused in his life because he was 100% sure they were on a date. He was just about to say, until it suddenly makes sense in his head, like a jigsaw puzzle being completed, piece by piece.

“Is that why your drinks are… Your drinks, es demasiado difícil?” He asks him in disbelief.

Charlie has been working up the courage to ask for his number every time he walks up to order. He just wanted more time to be able to do it.

[quinnonimp]

Please tell us more about your tntduo priest/vampire fic I am literally begging you

SORRY THIS IS SO FUCKING LATE LMFAO I NEVER CHECK MY INBOX i rly need to check more often i have so many asks fuck

but aaaa im so glad u wanna know more 👉👈

for once i dont rly have super many thoughts abt an au ? tbh ? like its been very difficult for me to come up with ideas since i dont know that much abt vampires n i dont know that much abt catholicism/christianity

a little of what ive had in mind so far though is cwil is this very lonely priest with no family left who took over the church for his late father - but doesnt actually believe in god all that much, just pretends for the sake of keeping something

then one night some mysterious guy shows up near closing hours and wilbur is already pretty scared for no other reason than just the vibes . they dont talk but after a while of wil staring the pretty guy just gives him a big smile and leaves

the mysterious guy is vampire cquackity, hes just here cause he was hiding away from a hunter (probably ctechno filling this role)

in this universe vampires arent particularly affected by religion itself but just weakened by faith . quackity couldnt feel anything coming from the church, so he assumed it was empty since it was late anyway . turns out there is someone there ! but it doesnt effect him, and quackity realizes the priest himself has no faith, and becomes very interested

because of this new found fascination quackity decides to come back at a similar hour every day, and luckily for him barely anyone is there on weekdays/past 6pm, so he doesnt have to worry about being weakened (and especially not for hunters since they wouldnt expect a vampire to be in a church) . wilbur and him still havent talked but quackity still has fun observing his behaviour, and wilbur just feels a teensy bit less lonely having someone come back so consistently and every single day while he closes

one day however when wilbur decides hes finally gonna talk to this guy, quackity isnt there, and wilburs so confused as to why he feels so sad about it . why does he miss the presence of this stranger hes never even talked to ? he spends the whole rest of the night distracted thinking about the mysterious guy

the next day at around 3-4am when wilbur enters the church to start his day, he sees the presence he missed so much yesterday

though wilburs not as happy as he should be, as the stranger is covered in blood next to a corpse and about to jump him

so yea idk ive been trying to work on the fic, hopefully i actually manage to get smth cool outta it and post it but we'll see !! for now im just drawing the blorbos

if anyone has extra ideas n whatnot or wanna ask more abt the au feel welcome to do so, i cant promise ill be very interesting but i will be very glad to answer lmao

[bodiereads]

Joey Richter posting real quick

We have so much love for Joey characters, but every so often we remember they’re all played by the same person. Like my mind is blown every time someone realizes that Scrags is Ted is Ezekiel is Pete is Cornwallis is Joey (MAMD) is Owen is Bug is the horny ox is Ron is Grunt is McDoon is Wilbur is Ethan is Dan Reynolds with Action News weekdays at 10pm

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

c!dream: can I at least get weekday custody.

c!wilbur, confused and ready to set himself on fire: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO DISCUSS CUSTODY OVER MY BROTHER I CAME HERE TO GET YOU TO DESTROY THE DISCS WHAT THE FUCK

[ffxivlilmeowmeow]

Make a playlist of 5-10 songs for your OC/WoL (for flavor, make a aesthetic collage for the playlist cover)

Thank you for the ask!

So I went one step further then the prompt because some songs, looking at you SPG, I feel would look random without an explanation for why I chose them, plus I added a relevant/favourite quotes from the song because I could 😊

I feel like this is also outing my ever so random music taste lmao

If you click the collage it will take you to an actual playlist of the songs too! Below the read more is the song explanations~💕

What We Need Are Some Heroes - SPG

"You know brighter day is just around the bend. What we need are some heroes, with wills of iron, their hearts in the stars through the darkest of days"

I feel like say this too much but Meow isn't the canonical WOL so he isn't a hero. So this feels very much what he would be thinking when Titania becomes a light warden and hope all seems lost, what we need are some heroes.

Moonchild - RM (BTS)

"That's how it's supposed to be, yeah, all this pain and all these sorrows that's our destiny, see?" "Moonchild, don't cry. When moon rise, it's your time."

This song is all about surviving hardships by looking at the moon and finding comfort in the darkness which I feel is very much what Meow would be doing once the night comes back to the first. Also he is a moon cat so he is literally a moonchild!

Please Explain - SPG

"Please explain, What to do if the point is moot? What's a moot anyway??" "Guess we need some good-old-fashioned explaining, please explain it to me"

Meow doesn't know very much from living the first half of his life with the pixies so I feel like this would be very common thing he would ask Uranger, once he gets to Il Mheg, and even more so when he finally arrives in the Crystarium. Please ignore how robot themed it is, it fits so well apart from that lmao

Burnin' Love - Wynonna Judd

"'Cause your kisses lift me higher, like a sweet song of a choir and you light my morning sky with burning love"

Perfect song for his burning love for his husband Moren 💕

Sweet Hibiscus Tea - Penelope Scott

"And I'm not your protagonist, I'm not even my own. I don't know anything, I don't even know what I don't know"

I feel like that quote from the song covers it to be honest. Meow sometimes feels not in control of his life as he's not strong enough to be a hero for anyone even in his own life. He doesn't understand much of the world which, at least at first, would make him feel like a hindrance.

Filter - Jimin (BTS)

"Mix the colours in the palette, pick your filter, which kind of me do you want?"

This was honestly the first song I ever linked to Meow in my brain. Just Meow trying to show off all the different sides of himself to pick the one someone would like best.

Me & My Baby (Saturday Night) - SPG

"With The dancing and the singing, like the weekdays never happened. I could be, I should be, dancing right now!"

Meow absolutely loves dancing, I can just imagine him asking Moren on a date to go dancing to forget the worries of the week!

Sex Sells - Lovejoy

Bruh when the singer is revealed to be an abuser legit the day after putting this song for this ask prompt 😠 fuck you Wilbur Soot.

Permission to dance - BTS

"I wanna dance, the music's got me going, ain't nothing that can stop how we move"

I feel like this is how Meow would try to deal with sad emotions, he would try to do something fun and enjoy himself instead, nothing good would come out of just wallowing in his sorrows. He enjoys dancing so I could see this as how he cheers himself up, he doesn't need permission to dance! :)

It's Not A Game, It's Just A Ride - Ride the Cyclone

"This ride, it has heartbreak. This ride, it has pain. All kinds of blue skies, no shortage of rain, yes there is laughter and the telling of lies and maybe in darkness we open our eyes" "And the world will keep on spinning, with no ending or beginning so just take a look around"

Is it cheating to choose a closing musical song for my last song on the playlist? Maybe a little but I feel this song just fits a lot. Life is not a game, its a ride, you don't need to measure yourself against others. I feel like Meow learns that lesson eventually and just enjoys his simple life without measuring it against others.

[leafcabbage]

Trick or treat 🏳️‍🌈

this would be the upcoming Halloween. its quite a relaxed affair on the actual day, as it is a weekday. they watch coraline which ranboo has seen with their parents but doesn't remember very well. it creeps tommy out the most. they get pizza (not a constant dinner as it once was... ranboo is attempting a somewhat more nutritious diet, what with the arfid and all.)

tommy attended a Real College Party the weekend before but found it was not as exciting as he thought because Wilbur, his lovely chaperone, spent the whole time making out with quackity. SAD!

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

Weekdays

by Pond_In_A_Bottle

"Expensive, but the slushies here are good, man. Who needs cocaine when you've got this stuff, am I right?"

"The slushies here are shit," he answered truthfully.

The man hummed. "Yeah, but they are the good kind of shit."

"That literally makes no fucking sense. You sound so stupid right now."

"I'm actually very smart, thank you very much," the man defended, smiling with amusement.

"Oh, yeah, sure you are, slushie bitch. I believe you." Tommy jibed, the end practically dripping with sarcasm.

OR-

I wrote another Superhero fic, but it's a longer one this time. A whole 7,900 words for ya, enjoy the angst.

Words: 7622, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 12 of Morality? What's that?

Fandoms: Dream SMP

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Characters: TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot, Phil Watson | Philza, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Jack Manifold, Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Karl Jacobs, GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo, Zak Ahmed | Skeppy, Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF), Sam | Awesamdude, Grayson | Purpled (Video Blogging RPF)

Relationships: Alexis | Quackity & TommyInnit & Wilbur Soot, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza, Tommyinnit & Wilbur Soot, Alexis | Quackity & TommyInnit, Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo, Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo & TommyInnit, Jack Manifold & TommyInnit, Sam | Awesamdude & TommyInnit, Technoblade & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit & Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit, Clay | Dream & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Karl Jacobs & Sapnap, Clay | Dream & GeorgeNotFound & Karl Jacobs & Sapnap & TommyInnit, Jschlatt & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Zak Ahmed | Skeppy & Antfrost & Darryl Noveschosch | BadBoyHalo, Grayson | Purpled & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)

Additional Tags: TommyInnit-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Villain TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Hurt TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Avian TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Winged TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Hybrid TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Winged Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Avian Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Piglin Hybrid Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Villain Wilbur Soot, Villain Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Villain Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Vigilante Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), Hero Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Hero Karl Jacobs, Hero GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Villain Grayson | Purpled (Video Blogging RPF), Civilian Toby Smith | Tubbo, Civilian Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Former Hero Sam | Awesamdude, TommyInnit Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Angst (Video Blogging RPF), Scared TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Traumatized TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Evil Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), Torture, Jack Manifold is a horrible boss, JSchlatt is an alocholic, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Mentioned Aimee | Aimsey (Video Blogging RPF), Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, Character Death, but don't worry it's a bad guy death folks, I have literally spent a half an hour on tags and publishing this pls help

[chrisgraves09]

Welcome to your FANGAME FRIGHT!

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[sannylity]

hi im here to be silly about the coffeeshop au/oneshot idea that you made up :D

i see mariana as an exhausted university graduate who still lives with her parents and yeah he has a job but like. rent is expensive you know? meanwhile charlie is a silly guy who has a loyal but small online following because of his videos that he makes which are so goofy like him.

the first time charlie went into the coffee shop it was because his friend quackity recommended he go there. to order whatever drink and he was like "ok sounds good :3" and then he goes and the hottest person ever is behind the counter.

he steps back outside with pink cheeks, taking a deep breath. holy shit. he's fine, he's fine. he'll just order a drink.

the first time it was just because he kept on stumbling over his words. he just nodded along with whatever the sparkling barista (who he learned is named mariana!! pretty name for a pretty guy) said, so he wound up with a very expensive and complex drink. he felt very bad, so he tipped generously and took his drink, leaving all flustered.

so he comes by at the same time every weekday, constantly making super complex orders as he tries to work up the courage to ask for this guy's number, but he never can. out of pure embarrassment, he stops going. it sucks because he doesnt see mariana for a week and he winds up groaning to his roommate wilbur about it.

then wilbur drags him to that coffeeshop the next day. they sit in the corner with their drinks talking in hushed tones, charlies hands shaking as wilbur tries to reassure him. they wind up standing together and charlie wants to just fucking run but wil grabs his wrist and drags him to the register.

im also imagining them talking over text and calling and marianas like "we should go hang out" and charlies like "okay :3" so they hang out at the mall. they get boba drinks, a couple silly clothing items, super fucking good tacos, and hang out in the arcade for a bit. its raining by the late afternoon and charlie sighs, knowing he needs to walk home.

but mariana just walks him to her car, charlie a couple steps behind him. she couldnt help but be thankful for the fact he couldnt see his face.

mariana drove charlie home, playing his playlist. it was mostly songs in spanish, but charlie hummed along, and mariana couldn't help but do so as well. they get back to charlies apartment complex and theyre standing outside the doorway under the overhang.

"thanks for, uh, taking me out on the d- i mean, hanging out with me! and then driving me home!" charlie exclaims, a nervous smile on his face as mariana looks down at him.

"ah, es no problema. i had fun." her ears and nose are a bit pink. charlie blinks at him.

"are you feeling okay? you're a bit pink. oh gosh, what if you're catching a cold! you should come in!" he says with an anxious expression, putting a hand on mariana's forehead. he tries to take it back down, but she gently holds it there, leaning down a little to be face to face with him.

"¿puedo darte un beso?" charlies face goes beet red. he knows what beso means.

"uh, sure-" hes cut off by mariana placing a kiss onto his lips, lingering there for a moment. he released charlies hand, who instead cupped her jaw, not wanting to break apart.

was it only 3 seconds? was it eternity? they'll never know. they pulled apart, both flustered and a bit embarrassed.

"i should go home"

"yeah no no i should head in as well see you mariana!!!"

"see you slime!"

charlie lays facedown on his bed, kicking his feet excitedly. mariana sits in his car, parked down a few blocks, hands over her face.

what were they now? they werent sure. but they both knew that was the sweetest kiss theyve ever had.

-💫 (wow this was longer than i expected)

YES YES YES!!

This is exactly the AU’s tone and setting. It’s this level of fluff and lightheartedness and you understood the assignment😂👍🏻

I also just really like how shy and innocent things are between them despite being in their 20’s. Mariana even more so because he didn’t think he was capable of being sweet and romantic, but Charlie just brings out that side of him🥺

[zachsreaderinserts]

sleepy boys inc x gn!teen! reader headcannons

trying something new! i like bbs and all, but i wanted to write for other youtubers! lemme know if yall wanna see more content like this lol.

this takes place in a minecraft au!!! also, mentions of bad parenting/abusive parents

wc: 2,319

okay the sleepy boys

chaos incarnated, all of them. you can’t deny it

so, when tommy invites a friend from a local village, at first, everyone else is skeptical. since when has tommy made a friend who didn’t hate him within 20 minutes from all the screaming and insults he spewed?

unlike his friends, phil is more excited than anything. though he isn’t tommy’s dad, he feels like it sometimes, so he really wants to meet this new person who has caught the youngest’s attention

techno is very much not on board. he has a hard time trusting people at first glance and having been friends with tommy for the longest, he knows that tommy readily jumps the gun and attempts to befriend literally anything just because he can

and wilbur? indifferent for the most part. yes, he feels the need to make sure tommy is protected and cared for, but he also recognizes that this situation is out of his hands. the best he can do is hope that their friend isn’t an absolute asshole

so, it’s saturday. all three men are sitting on the couch in phil’s cottage, talking amongst themselves as they wait for tommy to come back. techno makes a joke about murdering them, which leads to phil scolding him about his violent tendencies

“you haven’t even met them yet, techno, what the fuck.”

wilbur is simply adding fuel to the fire, making little remarks here and there and watching the whole thing escalate to phil lecturing the piglin hybrid.

because of this, not one of them had noticed that tommy returned, with his newest friend. they both stopped at the sight of phil in dad mode, tommy considering just turning around and taking his friend as far away as physically possible

too late, since techno’s sixth sense made him whip around and stare at the newcomer. this made phil stop lecturing and wilbur quit giggling long enough for tommy to introduce his friend

after saying their name, the friend lifted their hand shyly, face burning from slight embarrassment. their other hand was latched onto tommy’s, feeling intimidated.

can you blame them? the fucking blood god looks like they wanna skewer them and cook them over a campfire.

tommy took notice of their shyness and cleared his throat, “we were planning on going to the carnival in their village if you three assholes feel like tagging along.”

like there was any way they were gonna let tommy and his friend go out without chaperones.

tommy turned back to his friend, “give me a second, i’m gonna go grab my sword just in case.” and proceeded to run up the stairs and towards the guest bedroom in phil’s house that he claimed.

the millisecond he was out of earshot, techno grabbed his friend by the front of the shirt.

“what are your intentions with tommy?”

the friend blinked once, twice, then bit back a smile. “you’re asking that as if i’m about to date that motherfucker.”

this time, it was wilbur who bit back a grin of his own. who would’ve expected the originally shy kid to have replied like that????

techno’s brain short circuited and his grip on their shirt loosened slightly. did.... did this kid just brush off his question???

“can you put me down? you’re gonna stretch my shirt.”

techno’s brain blinked back into focus and he gripped the kid’s shirt harder, shoving them against the nearest wall. “i asked a question, kid.”

“you know, tommy told me something like this would happen. i’m glad i came prepared.” and then, tommy’s friend sucked in a deep breath. techno leaned back, expecting the worst...

“MWISTER TECHNWOBWADE, PWEASE PUT MWE DOWN BEFWORE I SCWEAM”

oh god, this was far worse than anything he thought of.

he dropped the teen out of disgust more than anything, reeling backwards. if there was one thing that haunted his dreams, it was uwu-speak.

phil started howling of laughter, clutching his stomach and hunching over. originally he was going to stop techno from threatening a literal child but this outcome was so much better than anything he was anticipating

wilbur was no better, already tearing up from how hard he was snickering. he started choking on his own spit at one point, smacking his arm against the couch.

tommy was so fucking confused when he came back down the stairs, seeing the mayhem that was, for once, not caused by him. he glanced at his friend, who had the world’s biggest shiteating grin.

yeah, they were gonna fit in just fine.

and they did! phil took them under his wing (both physically and metaphorically) and allowed them to come visit his home whenever they wished. and whenever they did, phil was the first to ask how they’ve been and what they were up to

to phil’s surprise, the kid was overall calm in their choice of activities. things like playing soccer or drawing or figuring out how to learn instruments in their free time. it seemed like they were desperate to get their hands on anything and everything just to learn

he found it funny, though, when their chaotic side shone through. they easily were on tommy’s level when they got into that headspace and it was so hilarious to him.

his favorite memory of the kid was when they walked into the house and marched right up to where techno was reading idly in the corner. planting their hands on their hips, they spoke.

“if you were to fuck a clone of yourself, would it be masturbation or would you be considered gay?”

phil, who was washing the dishes six feet away from them, just about crumbled into a ball on the floor from how hard he was laughing and sobbing.

of all questions, that was the one that came out.

but he had no idea that the chaos was a coping mechanism. he just thought they were naturally like that in their free time.

he soon found out the truth when they came home with tommy, who was cursing up a fit, visibly angry. his friend was slumped over, as if trying to hide themselves from the world

when phil asked what had happened, tommy exploded.

“their fucking dad took all their money from their savings! said he needed it more than them and when they asked for it back, he called them a fucking disappointment! that fucking bitch--”

phil can count very few times when he felt true anger and he can confirm that when tommy had told him what had gone down, he saw red.

but he knew better than to outwardly show it. judging by how hunched over and defeated the kid was, what they needed was a stable support system

so he walked over and shut tommy up with a hand on his shoulder, “why don’t we take the rest of the night to build up that game room you wanted in the basement. i’m sure if we knock it out before techno and wil are supposed to be back, we can all play something like monopoly.”

seeing where phil was headed, tommy nodded and brushed away his anger. he knew that what his friend needed was a serious cheering up. tommy ran towards his guest bedroom, claiming that he was going to find his blocks.

phil crouched in front of the teen, tilting their head up to look him in the eyes. “you’re not a disappointment. you’re an amazing person with a chaotic joke machine going 120 kilos over the speed limit in your head and you are talented. your dad doesn’t know shit about what you’re capable of doing.”

oh boy, the kid’s crying. those are tears, full on tears.

that night was one of the best nights of their life, however. they enjoyed the entire three hour long game of monopoly where they watched the light leave everyone’s eyes. it was funny when wilbur lunged across the table when he landed on a railroad, out for phil’s blood.

speaking of wilbur, he enjoyed every minute in the kid’s presence. they often asked creative and random questions and went along with the abstract jokes he made, the two of them laughing heartily the entire time.

when the kid first mentioned wanting to learn how to play the guitar, he practically burst through the wall of the room next door, breathing heavily and exaggeratedly.

“did someone say guitar”

yeah, he’s feral. that’s canon.

they proceeded to spend the entire day in phil’s garden, each of them equipped with a guitar. despite their outwardly smooth brain and stupid demeanor, the teen was a fast learner and could play the most basic chords by the time the sun was setting.

wilbur’s favorite moment was the first night they met, when they went to the carnival. there was the game where you shoot the water and fill up the balloons and the kid was going head to head against techno and tommy.

it was when techno won that the teen turned to techno with murder in their eyes and spoke in a deadpan tone of voice,

“you’re lucky you won this time, you gentrified mayo monkey.”

wilbur’s jaw dropped, as did techno and phil’s. tommy was already in hysterics, smacking his hand against the counter that held the guns.

needless to say, wilbur found his favorite, not-quite sibling in a heartbeat.

techno was the last to come around with the child. can you blame him? every time he tried to threaten them or had beaten them at something, they would respond in a cryptic threat--

“i’m going to pee your pants if you don’t let me win”

or just brushed him off. without a second thought.

“anyways, i was murdering a chicken the other day, and the fucker had the audacity to ribbit at me.”

to say he was confused was an understatement. he was terrified of the fact that a literal child held so much power and disinterest in things like their own life. so for the first few months, he avoided them.

but he had seen past that when it was around midnight on a weekday. tommy was hanging out with tubbo and ranboo in their village miles away from the area. wilbur was out drinking with schlatt, niki, and fundy, and phil was already asleep.

techno wasn’t too far behind, sitting in front of the fireplace and staring out of the window that showed the front yard. it was only then when he saw the flash of a familiar face and looked closer as the teen walked up to the house quietly. their head was down and they carried a small bag with them.

techno opened the front door with a long creak as they reached the porch steps. it was only when they jumped and looked up in surprise that techno had noticed a deep bruise on their left cheek in the moonlight.

despite the fact that he kept away from them, techno was very protective and territorial of tommy, phil, and wilbur. and since they were attached to the teen, he became protective of them as well.

so all the voices in his head went quiet for a second. before exploding into a mixture of screams and threats, all leading back to protecting the child in front of him.

without thinking, he reached forward and cupped their face for a better view of the bruise. at the warm and soft touch, tears slipped down the kid’s cheeks and they sniffed pathetically.

the voices quickly took a 180, all screaming to take care of them. make them feel better. so, techno led the kid inside and let them spend the night in his room, with them falling asleep on the bed and him falling asleep on the rocking chair in his room.

phil did not hesitate to officially declare himself as the teen’s official father, saying that their biological father was a “little bitch”

now somewhat living with the teen, techno found an appreciation for their quieter moments, when they were reading or simply daydreaming. it was cute, in his eyes. but he also grew to enjoy when they were absolutely feral, especially toward tommy.

his favorite moment with them was when they had gifted tommy a music disc for his birthday. it was sweet and sentimental and tommy just about burst into tears when he saw it.

all of the sappiness quickly vanished when tommy put it into a jukebox.

“FUCK THIS PUSSY, BOY, FUCK. FUCK IT RIGHT, BOY--”

tommy had let out the most terrified scream and it practically engrained itself into techno’s brain. it was the first time he ever laughed at something the teen had done and the teen felt proud of themselves.

and finally, tommy. he was already happy to call himself a friend of the teen’s. they were like peas in a pod, working together.

tommy came to them when his insecurity felt heavy and they came to him whenever their dad’s words got to them. they had a nice system of dependency on one another and neither of them would trade it for the world.

tommy’s favorite moment of being friends with them was during their first birthday living in phil’s house. it was a birthday befitting their personality, with brightly color streamers hung and confetti all over the floor. he knew that they enjoyed it severely and once the cake was cut, the kid turned to phil.

“phil, where’s the big tiddy strippers i requested?”

tommy was GONE

he all but choked on his slice of cake and walked away, shaking his head while trying to stifle his giggles. but when he heard phil’s scream of “WHAT”, he just lost it.

all in all, his friend had made a fine part of the sleepy boys. they were a happy face in an otherwise somewhat bleak and dangerous world. and all four men appreciated it.

[findingjoynweirdstuff]

Dream SMP Recap (July 8/2021) - Flying Pigs

Fundy and Foolish have a literal custody battle over Fundy’s son, Yogurt. 

Drista visits after her dog died and causes chaos with Tommy, forming a bomb squad of people riding flying pigs.

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VOD LINKS:

Ponk

Foolish

Tommyinnit

Captain Puffy

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- Ponk continues taking down the rest of his casino

- Ponk meets Foolish at the casino site and tells Foolish that he wants to commission a Lemon Tree opposite of where the original one stood. Foolish is reluctant, saying the Lemon Trees have never worked out

- Foolish asks about what “Little Red” was, but Ponk says it’s best not to talk about it

- Ponk notices the Bruno Mars beacon and mistakes Prince Philip for Emperor Palpatine

- Ponk pays Foolish for the tree

- Ponk is overjoyed when they get a pet Endermite, but unfortunately it despawns while Foolish is running to get a nametag

- Ponk wants a new Lemon Tree so that if anyone messes with it, he has an excuse to fight them

- Foolish discovers Karl’s secret Tommyinnit Hate Club

- Foolish and Ponk talk about exploding each other

- They mine up the floor and Ponk tells Foolish about Salamone, the pillager who killed a lot of people who used to live down underneath the casino after Ponk took his legs. Salamone was the enforcer for his essential oils shop

- Ponk shoos Foolish away. Foolish returns to the summer home and gets rid of the top hats on the statues

- Later, Foolish heads over to Las Nevadas where he finds Fundy calling from a distance. They compare outfits

- Foolish shows Fundy the outhouse that doubles as a helicopter

- Fundy is rusty at Minecraft and suggests a PvP battle, but Foolish tells him about how he’s never killed anyone. He checks his statistics and somehow, Foolish has gained three player kills but he’s not sure when 

- Fundy goes over to check on how Yogurt’s been doing. Foolish says he’s been taking care of him. Fundy tells Yogurt to look at him, but Yogurt turns to look at Foolish instead. Fundy is horrified, worried that Yogurt might not recognize him anymore

- Foolish says he is Yogurt’s father and that it is better this way

- Fundy desperately throws Yogurt some berries to try and get him to look, but again, Yogurt turns to Foolish instead

Fundy: “Do you not remember me?!”

- Foolish says that Yogurt must have started seeing him as a father figure instead. Fundy wants the PvP battle immediately. They prepare items

- They can discuss who gets Yogurt on weekdays and weekends after the battle. They decide to fight under the Eiffel Tower. Fundy declares that he will prove himself as a father today

- They negotiate the terms and Foolish counts down from ten to begin the duel. He charges at Fundy, and Fundy screams and runs away, logging out

- Fundy comes back and they start again. Fundy runs away again, but after getting a couple hits on Foolish he gains confidence and wins the first round

- They begin the second battle and Foolish charges forward while Fundy hides. But Foolish has an idea to up the stakes: climb the tower.

The two climb up opposite corners of the tower and run along the sides. Foolish gets some hits, but Fundy wins the second battle as well and the duel as a whole

- Fundy goes to feed his son some berries, and Yogurt looks at him again! Fundy is overjoyed, making happy noises

- He tells Foolish to go, so Foolish leaves Fundy with his son

- Foolish continues working on the hotel

- Drista found out about her dog, Bruno, dying, and is displeased. Tommy has the idea to go to Las Nevadas where he’s set up a new place with Wilbur, since Drista isn’t old enough to gamble

- Tommy runs over while doing his best Philza Minecraft impression with C418′s Sweden playing in the background

Tommy: “I will repent my sins through the coin of the game.”

- Tommy makes it to Fort Big, thinking he’s safe. He goes to chop some wood and that’s when Drista appears, immediately stabbing him to death

- Drista teleports him back. She is dual-wielding Netherite knives. Tommy starts up a conversation and tries to explain what happened. Drista gives him Regen so that she can stab him more

- Tommy walks over to Las Nevadas and claims that Drista isn’t allowed on this territory. He tells her she’s not the legal age to gamble. Drista points out he isn’t either

- Tommy shows her how to use the gambling machine. Drista still isn’t pleased over her dog dying

- Tommy tells Dream that his sister is mugging him for her dog dying

- Tommy starts sneaking away and Dream tells Drista, who chases him down

- He asks what he can do to make it up to her. Drista wants to vandalize  someone’s house and gives Tommy a Wither rose

- They start walking back, and Tommy tells Drista that he wants to grief Captain Puffy

- Drista spawns in a dog, gets Tommy to tame it and then promptly slaughters it

- They make it back to Tommy’s house and Tommy sees Puffy’s redecoration. Drista wants to vandalize Sapnap’s house

Drista: (looking at the picture of Prince Philip) “Oh my god it’s Philza.”

- Tommy takes down Puffy’s decorations while chatting to Drista

- They walk down the path and Drista spawns another dog. Tommy tames it and Drista kills it again

- Tommy takes her over to Kinoko Kingdom and teaches Drista how to speak imaginary French

- Sapnap comes over briefly in real life, then logs in in-game while Tommy gives Drista advice on how to say no to drugs

- Sapnap tells them to leave, threatening Tommy with what he said yesterday

- Drista takes Tommy into the sky on a flying pig and he and Sapnap have an echoing shouting match

- Drista flies Tommy over to a building and Tommy lights TNT on the roof

- Tommy sets the massive OwO sign on fire and the pig catches fire too

- At Drista’s request, Tommy DMs Techno asking what pigs eat. Techno says potatoes

- Drista tells Tommy to TNT Church Prime but Tommy refuses. They land in the Holy Land and Tommy tells Sapnap to come to Church Prime. Sapnap joins the flying pig team

- Drista asks where Technoblade’s house is. They call Dream and ask him

- Tommy realizes Techno is in prison and Sapnap suggests they bomb the prison. Drista flies them over there and Techno logs on and joins the call

- Drista teleports Techno out and he rides a pig, happy to be “canonically” out of prison. Techno joins the flying pig bomb team

- Drista flies the three of them around until she stops at the Big Innit Hotel. Tommy doesn’t want to TNT the hotel, but Drista gets him to anyway

- Tommy tells Drista he wants to destroy the YOU </3 LITTLE PENIS sign. Puffy starts shooting at them. They land on the sign and start destroying it

Only ENIS remains.

- Tommy and Puffy die and Techno takes their things. Tommy says they should imprison him again. Sapnap and Techno negotiate with Puffy while Drista and Tommy fool around in the graveyard

- Drista sends Tommy a picture of Georgina

- Tommy starts rebuilding his house out of oak wood. Puffy comes over and joins VC and they banter

- Drista bans Tommy from the server

- He comes back and does not like when they start adding a granite wall. He goes over to Karl’s studio thinking it’s Puffy’s house and bumps into a glass pane repeatedly trying to get to the water, not realizing there is glass

- Tommy plays sad Minecraft music because Drista is girlbossing him, then Mask

- He calls Dream again, then gets some sea pickles to give to Drista so that he can be forgiven. Drista forgives him. She plants the pickles in the Holy Land and says he could’ve just done that from the beginning

- Tommy speaks with Dream, who tells him that in the future Tommy will still have to make it up to Drista. Drista comes back to say that there is one thing that she asks of Tommy: that he builds a Drista Hotel with a brand new dog named Brunoto (Bruno 2)

- Tommy gets one of the Drista Daggers and logs out

- Later, Puffy builds a house out of granite and blackstone opposite of Tommy’s house and removes the section of Holy Land wall blocking her therapy office

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Upcoming events remain the same.

[that-one-emo-enby]

I love planning fics and books and stories in general because while my writing style can be serious, in the plans I can write things like “Wilbur tries to change the subject but Tommy is a little goblin shit and refuses to let him”

Anyways I’ve had a burst of motivation I don’t normally have during the weekdays

[shyrose57]

I love the idea of a bunch of people that either don’t know/think they don’t know each other going around asking for the same guy and eventually teaming up to just desperately rip apart the city looking for him lol. Why Tubbo Hates Weekdays would honestly be the best Saturday morning cartoon. Ever.

I'm dying-

That'd be the beach episode, if it were, I think. Just:

Ranboo: Hey, have you seen Tubbo lately?

Tommy, jumping to conclusions: Oh my god, Tubbo's been kidnapped!

Wilbur, who overheard: Who the fuck kidnapped my little brother??

Narrator: Where was Tubbo? Well-

[Screen cuts to a beach, where Tubbo's kicked back under an umbrella]

Narrator: Tubbo was having a rather relaxing day, for once.

[Screen cuts back to the city being torn apart by multiple panicking villains and vigilantes]

Narrator: The city, on the other hand, could not say the same.

[blissfali]

Thank you wilbur soot for doing lore on a saturday and not a weekday im praising every heaven rn omg

[emo-and-confused]

DSMP Dancer AU

~Tommy-centric~

PLOT:

-primarily sbi, not actually all family but really good friends so found family.

-also imma say college au cause why not the american system cause i’m not researching how UK university works)

-tommy, tubbo, ranboo, and purpled are freshman in college

-phil is a senior in college

-techno and wilbur and dream and sapnap and george and schlatt and sam and minx and eret and punz are juniors in college

-quackity and karl and niki and connor and jack and puffy and fundy and ponk are sophomores in college

-tommy does ballet and contemporary dance.

-tubbo is the only one who knows this out of Wilbur, Techno, Phil, Fundy, Minx, Schlatt, George, Sapnap, and Sam and Punz and Eret and Ponk

-quackity, karl, niki, dream, and puffy are also dancers at the same studio

-ranboo and purpled and connor and jack are backstage and work with the studio as a part time job

-tubbo hangs out but doesn’t work at the studio because he has a part time job with Sam at an animal shelter

-tubbo knows because tommy told him

-george and sapnap know dream dances but don’t know tommy does

-dream does hip hop mostly, but can dance ballet

-quackity does hip hop (bonus, he occasionally does baile folklorico in a dress)

-karl does tap dance

-niki does ballet

-puffy does jazz and ballet

-tommy spends a lot of time at the studio

-he’s really good at dancing; their top ballet an contemporary dancer

-tubbo totally learned a bit of ballet to impress tommy and they occasionally ballroom dance for fun (platonic ofc)

-anyways, sbi have no idea where tommy randomly goes during the weekdays after class

-they assume it’s a job, but he already has an internship with a film producer that he goes to on the weekends

-they don’t think too much of it because a lot of the others also have places to go and things to do outside of school

-one day tubbo let’s it slip that he’s going to a dance recital. he was talking to ranboo, connor, and purpled, (because they work backstage during recitals) but wilbur, techno, and phil overheard and decided to tag along

-tubbo awkwardly allows them to come with and then frantically tells tommy what happened after class

-tommy is a little freaked out but is overall resigned to them finding out. he thinks they’ll make fun of him

-when techno, phil, and wilbur arrive with techno, they realise this is the same studio where dream and niki dance

-they see dream, niki, puffy, karl, and quakcity dance as well

-tommy is the closing act

-they’re incredibly shocked when they see him on stage doing a mixture of contemporary and ballet, dancing absolutely perfectly

-after the recital, tubbo always waits up for tommy and the rest of the dancers and back-stagers (they usually go out to a celebratory ice cream trip, tubbo is always included)

-tommy cringes a little when he sees them, and is kinda shy waiting for their reaction

-they, of course, are extremely impressed and tell them how incredible he was up there

-the other dancers obviously invite phil, techno, and wilbur to go with them for ice cream and tells wilbur and techno to call up the others to come with

-so it’s a group of tommy, tubbo, ranboo, purpled, phil, techno, wilbur, dream, sapnap, george, schlatt, sam, minx, eret, punz, quackity, karl, niki, connor, jack, puffy, fundy, and ponk that all just,,, walk into an ice cream parlor

-about 23 college students, three of them in suits (the backstagers), six of them in dance outfits, four of them in nice clothing (sbi and tubbo), and the rest in comfort clothing

-tommy doesnt stop smiling all night

CHARACTER DESIGNS FOR THE DANCERS:

Dream: for ballet he wears black when dancing, and has green dance shoes and a green lace that goes up his arm. when showing up to practice, he usually wears a green crop-top hoodie that he takes off when dancing. he has that edgy look of "obviously evil villian" type shit where he likes wearing dark colors while dancing. for hip hop, he wears the mask and his green hoodie, with black scene jeans.

Niki: she keeps her outfits simple, preferring to have a pale pink or white attire; usually the typical tutu (because ballet) and a leotard. for practice, she ditches the tutu skirt and wears bike-shorts. it’s her hair and makeup that make her stand out. she matches her makeup to the song she’s dancing to and her hair is usually a dyed color and done up with pins and jewels

Quackity: he primarily does hip hop and wears a baggy t-shirt tucked into looser jeans on stage. he typically wears shorts and a long sleeve shirt at practice. he likes adding chains to the jeans he wears when performing. when dancing baile folklorico, which he doesn’t do often but he does, he wears the traditional dress (as it is a Mexican traditional dance that emphasize folk culture and have ballet characteristic, typically danced by women).

Puffy: she typically wears only a bralet and leggings while dancing, on or off stage. it changes in color, but it’s typically a purpled or blue bralet and black leggings for practice, and a little more showy-costume like for actual jazz preformances and wears the traditional skirt for ballet

Karl: he likes where multiple different colors, (like his hoodie). sometimes though, he’ll have one of those moments on stage where the dancer changes really quickly and his colorful dance outfit will turn to grey scale. he wears black sparkly tap shoes because yes, and has a matching tap dance hat that he likes to wear because he thinks it’s Traditional with Spice

Tommy: he prefers wearing red and white, duh (tubbo gifted him red dancing shoes). he wears his dance attire underneath bagging clothing to hide it from other people but he's usually in the studio and he doesn't have time to change. he has a red and white body suit that’s long sleeves and he wears black leggings with it. he wears black skin tight fingerless gloves as well. he sometimes where’s red laced sleeves underneath a white dance shirt instead of the body suit, it depends on the dance he’s performing