#weeeeeeeak

[caracoloco]

i feel like im stuck in this weird situation where i want to act like my natural self and be silly and autistic and full of whimsy, but i also want people to take me seriously as a 20 year old adult and not be constantly patronized and looked down upon.

[just-absolutely-super]

Hero crack

Lan got home late after Mayl's confession and their date

Mega, very smug

Mega: where have you been? It's very late you know

Lan: with Mayl

Mega: is that all? Hmmm

Lan: weren't you supposed to be with Roll or something

Mega: I was, now I am here. So spill it!

Lan: no idea what you're talking about?

Mega: come on Lan, don't be like that

Lan: you can say this is a punishment for earlier today. Now you'll have to wait for answers

Mega: ugh fine! But Lan

Lan: yeah?

Mega: I am happy for you

Lan: thanks Hub

Mega, texting Mayl

Mega: do I still have to back off the link?

Mayl, texting back: Maybe for a couple more days until he's used to this. I don't want him to get scared off!

Mega: He won't be now that you're together

Mayl: Please Hub! We're still kind of awkward and I don't want him to run away!

Mega: SIGH FINE!

Meanwhile

Lan, on the phone with Mayl: He's gonna back off right?

Mayl: Yeah, I told him I didn't want you to run off so he agreed. You could just tell him you want some more privacy you know

Lan: I've been asking for privacy for years, it isn't happening. This is a better solution

Mayl: Just for a couple of days though, Hub will get crazy if he can't access your link

Lan: I know, and it's not exactly lying. I don't want him feeling my emotions while we're...you know

Mayl: Getting used to things?

Lan: Yeah... So I'll talk to you tomorrow?

Mayl: Of course. Goodnight, Lan

Lan: Goodnight, Mayl...*under his breath* Love you...

Mayl: *giggles* I heard that. I love you too!

[thessalian]

Thess vs Water Issues

Today was a lot of hyperfocusing past a migraine. Because my brain is weird. But also Aloy Helping Folks.

Okay. Now, with the restart, has this made Jekkata's pathing work properly?

YES! ...Oh, hi, lady.

Wait. So ... there's no water at all now? And you're lying to everyone about it, lady? Really? Well, show me your well.

Oh, hey, pipes.

SHUT UP, LADY; I AM A SEEKER. Got the face paint and everything. Now let's go see where this pipe goes.

Oop. Machines. Let's sneak past those so we don't get too far waylaid.

Hey, look! Water! YES, I can tell that from damp sand; shut up, Yarra.

Oh, good. We have actual proof that I know what the fuck I'm doing.

Ah. Can't sneak past these machines. Soooo ... weak spots. Weak spots. Weeeeeeeak ... spots.

"A quiet kill. Good." Thanks for the validation, Yarra, but you're still annoying as fuck.

Why are you so pissed off at Drakka just because one of his men died trying to find more water? Are you that invested in being the sole source of water for your tribe? What the fuck, lady?

"He SABOTAGED--" Yarra. Shut up. He obviously didn't know what he was doing. You didn't even know this was here or what it was, and the only reason you know it's connected to your Wound now is because I told you so! Could you stop being paranoid for five minutes?

Right. Have to do this in order and speedily. Ugh.

Nope.

Noooooope.

Third tiiiiiiiiiiime ... IS the charm. Okay, you guys should be more or less back to normal soon--

Waitwut. Yarra, what the fuck is your malfunction?!?

Okay, back to Shattered Spear to make sure this all worked. ...Grab a few campfires first because why not?

And we're back and-- Oh. Hi, Drakka.

So ... you're going to basically divide the tribe in two and fight to the death and that's going to mean the whole bunch of desert Tenakth has a civil war?!? While you have rebels picking you off? Yeah, okay, fine, I will try to talk sense into people.

...I will kill some Spinesnouts first, though, because why not? I'm getting way, way better at hitting them at the weak spot right at the top of their backs near the head. The blast radius when you hit that spot is impressive.

Okay, back to attempts at diplomacy. You're at least listening to me. Can I try to talk some sense into both of you? Drakka ... you have a point, but this might not be the way. Yarra ... you ... are a paranoid freak and I cannot in good conscience side with you. So if I have to choose...

And that's Yarra done. And yeah, kind of wish we hadn't had to kill her, but I figure given Regalla, that's a thing.

Gathering more campfires aaaaaaand-- Ooh. Rebel camp.

Wow. This is some surgical-precision shit I'm pulling off.

FUCK my aim was off melee melee MELEE--

Wait. Did I just actually use one of my melee moves? Really?!? Okay, how did I do that and can I do it again? Y'know what? Don't care. POONK.

Oh, it's these Prometheus thing again. So ... well, they have a lot fewer weapons, a lot fewer people, and are down one prisoner. Not bad for a day's work.

Now, let's go find Runda's stuff-- Wait, I have to ride the Bristleback? Oh well. Let's hope I don't alert anything.

WHY CAN I NOT OVERRIDE THIS ONE? Oh. Because it's Apex. That's why.

THIS one looks promising-- Theeeeeeeere we go.

Site one - machines killed, supplies dug up. Mounting again and ... next!

Site two - second verse, same as the first. And onward tooooo...

Oh. Great. Rebels. LEAVE MY BRISTLEBACK ALONE, REBELS! ANYONE SHOOTS IT, IT'S GOING TO BE ME!

Repair repair repair ... dig dig dig... Okay. Bye, Bristleback!

Firegleam! WOO! Aaaaand more vendor trash. Oh, and a data entry. I can live with that.

What's this question mark? Drone. Climbing climbing climbing... And done. I can drop this off when I go after that third triangulation point later. For now, a couple of campfires and--

Oh. I ... seem to have tripped over main quest stuff. I ... am not ready for that today, but--

OMG THEY HAVE A VARRIC. Also I love these people.

"The most beautiful woman, enticing us towards lobster feasts and beeves and--" OMG YOU'RE WETTING YOURSELF OVER A SURF-N-TURF AD!

"And jack-pots! I ... don't know what those are, but it must be something good--" Laughing so hard right now and I know I shouldn't but gods, this is what they make of holo-ads OMG.

Hey. Abadund. Shush, you. I can help, and I promise I won't let Morlund drown himself. So yes, I will get you the bits you need, and those embers and stuff. But first, drop off Runda's supplies.

Okay, now they won't starve. Good. Now look for the last of Runda's lost stuff. But first, black box-- And it's blocked off by a metal flower. SHIT.

So there's a couple of shelters near the spot I need, but I think if I fast-travel to that rebel outpost I cleared out instead, I can get that last campfire I missed--

I CLEARED THIS PLACE OUT WHY ARE THERE REBELS?!? FUCK OFF, RAVAGERS!

Right. Got the elusive campfire. Aaaaaand ... yeah, need to find what took their shit.

Skywing took their shit. I get to bait it with dead machine again! Hee!

Baiting done. Stealthily following but I honestly know where it's going so not sure why I'm bothering.

Okay. We're at the nest. Bye, Skywings!

Here you go, Runda. At least you're not all going to die out here. Oh, and you want your Rollerback salvage? I'll see what I can do. I hate those uppity AI-driven pillbugs anyway.

Y'know, I honestly don't entirely remember where I left off, partly because the migraine reasserted itself as soon as I stopped playing (or at least that was when I noticed the ow properly), but that covers the salient bits. Saved a bunch of Oseram delvers from starvation and exposure, got the water turned back on, got Paranoid-Lady out of the command seat of the Desert Tenakth, and picked off another major rebel settlement. Also unlocked a lot of campfires, so I can hop around a bit easier. Not bad for someone made of migraine.

Not sure if trying to switch it back on to hyperfocus awhile longer is a good idea. I may find something lower impact for that - at least until the mallet meds kick in a bit more.

Did I mention how much I hate having chronic health issues? Because I hate it.

[vaporvipermedia]

🎶Two hundred folloooooows

🎶Exhausting just to think about

🎶How can we face two hundred follows?

🎶The thoooooought of all those follows makes me weeeeeeeak

CONGRATULATIONS BUDDY! If you're up to it, I'd like to request my Joker with your choice of your OCs, bc I just think it's nice for them to chill together. Keep up the greatness!

Ty for your patience Nette!!! Have Joker and Raizel having a good ole Yuletide Hug!

[lowhowl]

Anonymous asked: Whisper, you are weeeeeeeak! Shadow is  the strong wunnnnnn!

    no . . . this cannot be . . . 

[ageless-aislynn]

Continuing on with my Thirsty!Sara Ryder playthrough and, my frens, Sara and I just had to be SO STRONG. We made it to Kadara but we stayed true to Vetra.

Notice how Drack is completely BREATHING DOWN SARA'S NECK RIGHT NOW?

He was totally keep us honest, lol!

Vetra: *over by the door* "Is she flirting with Mr. The Charlatan?"

Drack: "Not on my watch, she's not, hmph." *Krogan noises*

And now, the following is something you rarely see when I play Mass Effect: Andromeda...

Reyes: *eyes pop open, thinking* "Did... did she not take the kiss prompt? But I was standing here all primed and ready for smoochies and everything!"

But, um, I did flirt with him enough to still get the hand-holding as we left...

*whispers* Sorry, Vetra, love. But I am weeeeeeeak for Mr. The Charlatan, what can I say? 😳😉

Sara: *experiencing several levels of grief and regret, about to start singing "We could've had it aaaaaallllll" into her bottle*

Reyes: *just sitting there, looking straight-up handsome, waiting for karaoke night to begin*

.😂.

Yes, I also tattooed my name on his arm because REASONS. 😜😂😉

Anyway, despite all of my complaining, I do love Vetra so much and I'm enjoying romancing my best Turian girl after way too long! 🤗🤗🤗(Annnnnd I'll also just back up to Kadara when this playthrough is over and "Project: Romancing The Charlatan" will be enacted for, like, the 13th time! 😇😂)

[psychokineticstarlight]

Anonymous said: Silver you are weeeeeeeak! Iblis is the strong wunnnnnn!

"Don't you think I know that?"

Every fight was a struggle, but ordinarily, Silver still came out on top. There had been times that, for his own safety, he had to run. There had also been times that he passed out entirely, and Blaze had to carry him back to their shelter. Those were the worst of times, but he was used to physical pain.

"That doesn't mean I'm going to give up on trying to do something for this world. Even if it's as simple as saving someone's life."

Sometimes, hopelessness creeped into his heart. He looked to the sky, and saw nothing but a barrier that couldn't be dispelled by any known means. What was beyond those dark clouds? For now, the hedgehog could only dream. Blaze always told him to stop dreaming so much.

But he couldn't help it.

"I'll never give up hope, no matter how many times I get knocked down. And even if something happens to me, to where I can't fight Iblis back into the flames anymore, I'll still hope for a brighter future. Wherever I may be."

[bookofexcesses]

WHEN WE SWAY I GROW WEEEEEEEAK

[twsted-princess]

@chibichibisha and @thetwstwildcard make the most beautiful oc's that actually make me blush, these two are powerful as fuck.

[iwillgoalone-m]

Try your take on celegormie : P

Send me ‘Try’ and a character and I will write how I would play that character:: Answered

           “Celegormie’?” He repeated, looking less than amused at the nickname— “Which one of you came up with that?” To his left Caranthir muttered something, and his pale gaze shifted to his brother’s dark one, narrowing as Caranthir merely smirked and moved to the bookshelf. He wished he knew what went on in that head of his, no matter what he did it seemed that Caranthir and he couldn’t connect. If anything his brother seemed to get more distant as time went on.

          To add to it, there was a certain amount of guilt he felt over the fact that Caranthir took most of his anger at himself out on Curvo. Maybe if he were more like Nelyo he’d be able to understand Caranthir more, or Kana…

        But he was too volatile, he supposed, and Caranthir irked him too easily, just as he irked Caranthir without realizing it.

         “I’m heading out.” He finally declared, getting up and calling to Huan, wiping the thought of his brother’s moodiness and new nickname from his mind with one last little comment. “I’ll leave you to your books, Caranthieee.”

         He didn’t stay for the book which was hurled at his head and thudded into the door.

[theateared]

Mmkay but voceclaims got me like :flushed: because Murr:  Jon Bellion-ish Kuro:  Jim Hop.per-ish. Edgar: Thomas.  Fucking.  Shelby-ish.

[futuremilf222]

I have something to fucking say

Anyways that’s all. No, I don’t take criticism. Yes, I am 100% right. Goodbye.

[itsfunnierin-enochian]

I need toSCREAAAAM this guy is not fair 🙇

Credits to fangasm and @superinspired67 (thank you for being so awesome and make me drool 😊)

[jewls-tokin]

i make my friends smoke w me and watch baking shows all the time tbh 🤷🏻‍♀️ as my lungs reject the rest of that dab lmao

[pauls-broken-a-glass65]

The "Punk" Paul.

Paul McCartney in Wings’ Spin It On music video (1979)

[artificiallyimplantedmemories]

[ gosh I’m still not over my icon. @iesnoth is the actual best. ]