#weeabotrash

[mimely-manners]

Bitches rlly be like

Grrr bark bark grrr high guardian spice ISNT an anime and therefore its TRASH. HOW DARE THEY PUT A CARTOON ON MY ANIME (*cough cough* also cartoons just from the east *COUGH*) WEBSITE GRRRR

Haven't seen high guardian and I heard it was bad but the whole "how dare it not be an anime" is such a shit take.

[swag-a-muffinz]

I love them.

[theladyofwutheringheights]

Men who ruined my life…

[theshrinegodofanime]

So I will be making a new account for fanfiction and headcanons but I will use this account from now on for randome shit posts lol anyways I will change this account name to something different and my fanfiction account will be labled as Chichi Misaki cant wait to see you all there

[silxntplague]

MOSH WITH ME NOW

Instagram: chillgod.shady & demigod.cudi

[winsomeaasim]

Me trying to pull an all nighter to watch anime

[wasabi-mommy]

Hi can I please ask for Itachi sfw nsfw? Thank you so much ❤️

Of course! What a soft lover he is. So I can't see any positive ending with if you were part of the clan, so let's make this when he's in the Akatsuki.

SFW

Itachi moves around a lot due to his being with the Akatuski, he had spotted you on a age he was scoping out for the criminal organization.

Your eyes met from across the street

Something inside him, swayed. So much so he brought his jand to his chest in almost disbelief(?)

Kisame nudged him and asked if he was okay. All Itachi could do was contemplate you and only you.

The strong urge to introduce himself Eventually overwhelmed him and he left Kisame at their camp site to "have a look around"

Specifically for you.

He found you at a bakery and softly offered to pay for your pastry

Eventually you fell for his almost sensual smooth and cunning personality.

Kisame found out about it and taunted Itachi for weeks. Itachi didn't care, he found a deep fondness.

On missions were he was in close call situations, he found himself thinking of you. Of the future and one day having a chance to be at peace with you by his side. He forgot about his duties, even about Sasuke and regretted not meeting you sooner.

When he made it out alive, he took time to find out what to say. It took days.

You saw him not so long after. You ended up with him in you apartment.

"Y/n, I find myself thinking of you and a life.. with you"

You were taken aback, and he gently cupped the side of your face and kissed you.

He agreed to try to stop by, he does. Ot want you traveling with the Akatuski.

He cherishes you.

Picnics and sunsets wine are perfect dates for the two of you.

He listens!! He loves you and listens to everything you tell him, he finds it amusing to catch up with your personal life.

PDA isn't really overwhelming he will hold your hand. Or embrace you in the corner of the market square- he does kiss you after he's been away.

Itachi is reluctant about telling you about his past and the Uchiha massacre...he is afraid you will see him as a monster. Not only that..he knows about his disease as well.

You accept him..after hours of him explaining, retelling what you said was a icing nightmare"

He trusts you with his life

Leavea you smalls gifts with little notes, or references to inside jokes made between the two of you.

He is an amazing cook. He loves to cook new things for you from scratch, you are always so thankful and impression by what ever he whips up.

If anyone tries to harm you or target you Itachi will be sure to protect you at any cost.

"I love you y/n"

Que the kissing. After hell look into your eyes with his Sharingan activated. He wants to remember you reactions.

Before he leaves to fight Sasuke (depending on if he told you.. )he would treat you like a queen and almost cling to you.

NSFW

Since he cherishes you so much, I sense he has a Few unspoken kinks, I mean this guy underneath is passionate.

First is body worship, since you've caught this man's heart, his eyes don't stray, leaving him thirsty for you body when he's around you.

Sex is meaningful, he fucks you because he loves you.

He will prop you rear end and spread you legs wide leaving your wetness and tight hole exposed.

Thats when he fucks your deep while switching holes if you let him..

And second is the infamous Uchiha breeding kink.

He wants to drill you and fill you with his hot warm cum, he won't say it to you but he thinks about un loaded over and over and over under your tightness is dripping his warm white seed.

Until then he will cum on your ass, sometimes or ask you to deep throat his cock.

8.5 hard

Lean cock thick girth and WAYS SHAVEN. (Its an anbu thing)

During sex you can hear him call you "love or princess"

The last time the two of you will see eachother, he shyly ask if he could cum inside you, maybe he can leave you with a little piece of himself (Uchiha breeding kink)

Totally has Sharingan activated during your intimate moments.

10/10

Lol I accidentally posted this last night, so I just edited it!

[pinkpastelelf]

[ali3nth0t]

kay but this just came up to mind idk if anyone thought of it but imagine tattoo like drawing showed up on your skin for all the characters you’ve simped for?? Like how fucked are you?? 😳

[rrocketqqueen]

.......... so I just caught up with One Piece. What am I supposed to do with my spare time now while I have to patiently wait weekly episodes instead of binge watching 18hrs straight???

Also it's kinda funny that it took me like 2 years to rewatch Naruto which has 700(??) episodes when the long ass journey with One Piece and its 956 episodes took only 6 months :DD thank you miss Corona for your help.

[silxntplague]

One Piece

instagram: demigod.cudi & chillgod.shady, ask for a follow back :)

[winsomeaasim]

[wasabi-mommy]

Jiraiya as a father hc? Nothing sexual just a normal father plz

My heart Swoons for Soft Jiraiya. So imma do both Genders if he had a boy and a girl. Aaand this will be juuuuust pre-naruto Jiraiya.

Jiraiya as a Father

A GIRL

It was late, and he didn't expect to hear banging on the door at 12 at night.

He shrugged it off, because he thought it was maybe weather, thunder from the storm that was raging outside.

Nope it got louder.

"Fine! Fine!! Hold on please!" He shouted standing up from his dimly lit writing desk.

He yanked the door open and looked around to see Noone in sight.

Until he looked down.. to see a Bassinet with a towel draped over it. Jiraiya was breathless when he pulled the towel aside to see a baby!

She had a note taped to her, one that answered all his burning questions in a single statement.

"Wear a condom next, bastard!" Jiraiya sighed, but when he met her gleaming eyes he fell in love with the white haired little girl.

Total daddy's girl

Jiraiya spoils her rotten.

He also found out being a single father actually draws in the ladies.

If she wants, she could be the first female toad sage. And he is willing to teach her whenever she feels like she is ready.

Jiraiya Has a hard time keeping his nose clean,still, unfortunately he has used his daughter as an excuse to get him out of trouble. Whether it was him getting caught peeping, caught on a bar tab, or wanting to get out of a bad date it was, "please i have a sweet little girl at home who is wondering where her father is"

Sigh, and it has worked. Everytime.

Pictures

Every occasion, Jiraiya has a camera.

Calls her "princess" "mini-me" "lil toad"

Will fight anybody who looks at his daughter wrong.

When she was first learning to read she got a hold of one of his novels.

" Dad, what does it mean when," she golds up the book, "he unloaded his hot seed-"

Jiraiya snatched the book from her and told her those are things for when she is older!

He keeps his work locked in a safe now.

Parent teacher meetings are a hit or miss with him. But hes always on-time for a recital, play, or any event starring his precious daughter.

Hand made packed lunches with little notes or drawing inside.

A Boy

"Next time wear a condom, Bastard", he was a little confused until he saw the choppy white hair, and even the facial markings.

He sighed and knew he had to take responsibility immediately.

He changed the boy's diaper shortly after and was peed all over.

Dad with a diaper bag!

Takes the boy everywhere.

Has the boy strapped to the front of his chest.

Uses the cute baby he carries around to pick up chicks, but hell no they do not come near his baby.

He'll playfully read a line from his book, one that is so cheesey and stupid, to the boy.

He is sure to get a giggle, and cute little hand claps.

Jiraiya would want his son to carry on the torch, so he would start teaching the boy nine jutsu at a young age.

Nah, Jiraiyas son is Toad Sage 2.0

When he's older, he catches on to Jiraiyas habits

Probably going to be a peeping tom because his dad did it when he was younger.

Jiraiya, having to show he has some morality, will scold the boy.

"You NEVER spy on a woman! You're stripping them of thei dignity!" Jiraiya would yell.

Then hes would lean in and whisper, "but what did they look like?!" Que nose bleeds from them both

Doesn't care much about when his son reads his novels, but when he askes "what is 69ing?" Out loud in the middle of a store, its a problem .

Jiraiyas boy would cause mischief in the Academy, I can see it. Soooo many Parent teacher meetings because of his child's lack of conduct.

Jiraiya stopped showing up after the 6th one.

Man he was jealous of naruto.

But years later they're bestfriends!

His son did take up his perverse tendencies unfortunately. He is an author and toad sage just like his father.

Even after Jiraiya died his son continues to write novels like Icha Icha, he is his fathers ghost writer now.

If Jiraiya had to he would sacrifice himself before anyone could get a hand on his pride and joy.

Constantly calls him Lil J Jr i mean they look almost a like!

Probably the only person that could take down another Sannin.

I hope you liked em! I hope I did alright, its hard not to be a perv with Jiraiya, I honestly think his perviness would find its way into embarrassing the fuck out of him infront of his kids.

[harrison-galore]

Fuckin animu weeaboo

@emythedragorn get snapchat and play with this filter I wanna see it lol plz

[pinkpastelelf]