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(Kinda old) crk drawings I did but forgot to postttt here

(I might redo wearwolf I kinda hate)

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Old freind

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what have a done part 2

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I'm crying over Bay Leaf Cookie their hair looks like tiny ears just like Wearwolf Cookie ;w;

yes they are!! a baby wolf 

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Dairy of a Horror Buff 8.21.22

CW: Jeremey Screamerclauz Bullshit, Police Brutality, Spreadsheats.

ugh have you ever made a spreadsheet before. Cause thats what I did I last night instead of watching a movie. I don't do it often but sometimes doing something before bed that isn't the endless consumption of media is refreshing. On that note lets get into the Endless Consumption of Media.

oh no, my porn. Also pic of said spreadsheet .

so since I was such a smart cookie and planned ahead I decided to split up all of these into categories which I think I have 11 off???

But one of those is that BBC mini-series, so lets chill and watch one of each if theres any available.

Crypt TV

Stereoscope (2017) dir. Alexandr Babaev

So since this is getting near the end of the Challenge and because I'm not gonna review all 120+ Films I've mentioned in my YT Video I thought going forward I only watch my favorite shorts from Crypt TV.

This is one of their earlier films which is why I've seen it and its peak Crypt TV. Young women gets a viewfinder in a creepy box and begins playing with it. Everytime she touches the slide she suddenly hears some invisable danger near here.

The best part of this is what it doesn't answer. Does using the viewfinder summon ghosts, does it capture them, are they even real???

Overall its just so well done its one of those films that its not supposed to make sense from a lore perspective it just gives you a really interesting idea and plays off of it.

I realized not everybody knows what a viewmaster is. Its this bitch.

ALTER

Don't Die First ALTER dir. DANIEL FOSTER

"Hello Welcome to Don't Die First, helping black people not die from scary siturations since 1929".

Ok this was literally everything I needed in life but also understand that this goes a really dark place really quickly.

The whole Premise is a hotline for black people stuck in horror movie plots. At first this is loving fun satire as a hwite myself theres something jovial about the concept that white people are always doing the most to open hell portals or summon ghosts and that puts there black and gay friends in danger.

This wouldn't have happened if Frank could have kept it in his pants.

I love the concept love the humor. Even though I've never really had a "Don't go into the basement guys" moment in horror I love people making fun of formaliac horror tropes. I am a horror buff after all.

But then they get a call from a men whose not dealing with a poltergeist or a wearwolf but a Karen. and suddenly the fantasy of horror sheds its skin. Like a werewolf!

sorry I was trying to lightened the tone but I don't think I can here.

Horror is always a response to fears in society. Vampires repressent a corrupt aristocracy, Zombies represented white fears of slave revolts, Slashers are a product of our sudden culteral knowledge of serial killers in the '70s.

Horror has and always will be the way of metaphorizing pain and suffering creating a scrapegoat that we can defeat. Horror is Grendel, is Apropas, it is Entropy.

To us a vampire or a revenent is absurd, a culteral object that is devoid of historic meaning but for those that lived through that time it had real wait to it. White People get to live in superstition, cast there fears on superbugs or human trafficking onto supernatural beings but for Black People, (and presumingly other marginilized persons), they don't have that luxercy. They have to live in a world where their monsters are considered heros.

A literal monster is real life horror. A horror movie they have to live with always.

Just some food for thought.

Independant

100% Beef dir. Mike Batecko

Ok so it looks like in 2015 a company called Four4 Competition made a "very short film competition" what does that mean exactly?? How Short are we talking about. What do you win if you have the best movie???

Honestly nobody really know a lot of the stuff I could find on the contest is pretty much useless. Dead Links, Vague Tweets I'm sure If I tried a little harder I could have found something more tasty but this is a movie watching challenge not a lost media one.

but yeah this is a very short film for a very short film competition. its lterally 34 seconds long a women looks down at her food and realizes that soylent green is people. Sorry for the spoilers.

Animation

Affection (2012) dir Jeremy ScreamerClauz

So Thres this old SMBC omic where they lampshade the fact that superman probably has a weird alien dick and this is basically the same plot.

Some dude just wants to touch a titty but oh no he just had to have a transcenedent religous experience in a crack house. Theres this type of ethos to Scremerclauz work which I can almost descirbe as self-hatred or religious guilt. This contrast between Sexual Attraction and Revulsion. I don't quite get it but theres definetly something deeper in there.

Early Cinema

Blue Beard (1901) dir. Georges Melies

Oh wow this was lovely. One thing I love about Georges Melies is that while his films tend to be a little heard to get into he really understood his craft. The story tells a pretty basic retelling of Blue Beard but theres a really fantastic upgrade to his aestetic style. His sets are more built up with actually doors and different entryways and it just sells the scenery, theres a few amazing effects here like when Bluebeard is dragging the bride down the stairs feels so lifelike. You can really see how his films are starting to sing and that suspension of disbelief is starting to melt away.

Silent Era

The Furies (1934) Dir. Slavko Vorkapich

So apparently Vorkapich is whats known as a montagist he would make opening sequences for movies that were seperate from the directors, The closest thing I can imagine in modern cinema is Eli Roth's film-within-a-film Nations Pride.

So The Furies is interesting, we see multiple shots of blood falling onto pavement followed by a furie rising from the bloodshed. The three furies flit across the new york skyline followed by three vignettes one for each sister of wrath. Basically they just break a window cause they want to see a peep show.

perverts.

Experiemental

Sissy Boy Slap Party (2004) dir. Guy Maddin

Ok but why does this feel like a Toby Ross Porno????

So we appear in yet another homoerotic landscape a tropic island were are navy boys are lying recumbent shirtless sweating.

and remember no slapping.

To be honest I don't really understand 1st. why this is considered horror and 2nd. I really don't understand what this is about.

on one hand maybe I'm supposed to understand this as like a metaphor of toxic masculinity and the slapping is the way a hegemonic society keeps men from gender expansive expression? Like there sissy boys so like its a self lothing thing?

But the more I think about this I think Guy Maddin just wanted to watch bunch of men slap each other commedically. Who knows maybe its a sex thing????

UnFiction

Internet Story dir. Adam Butcher

Ok so this apparently does have an ARG behind it through I would have to do some digging to find where to start exploring.

Essentially this is a story about a story. An arg about an Arg. Also it references the caunterbury tales which always makes me feel smart when I take that off the bookshelf.

PSA's

Catwalk (1985) dir. Unknown.

Ok so this is another one of the Dumb Animals campagain Commericials. This one features women walking down a runwear in luxerience fur coats. They proceed to spin around splashing the audience in BLOOD BLOOD OF THE FAlLEN. IT TAKES 40 DUMB ANIMALS BUT ONLY 1 OF YOU SELFISH SACKS OF SHIT TO WEAR IT.

Ok bitches I thikn thats the end of it. Thanks for playing. I think I'll skip the blogging for tomorrow but I'm gonna try to add a few more before the end of the month.

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How did werewolf feel when he found out that his sons were exiled and that time when affogato was trying to get princess how did he react seeing milk again

This was before they were exiled

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Wait is werewolf cool with affogato now?

No.

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Now I can imagine werewolf attacking affogato and his goons for even trying to come back and getting princess(I'm going to bully affogato non-stop now)

The gaurd is sick of his shit.