#we're twins

[cam3ron77]

you know your fucked when your asked to do a metal health assesment

[sofieartz]

[ Personal Art ]

Happy womb - evacuation day to me and my birth doppelganger, aka my twin sister.

Here's to another 17 years with you🥳🥳

[defiedfate]

it's my birthday uwu and it's also @tangledfate's birthday so go wish her a happy birthday yo!!

[dont-read-this-im-dead]

14yo niece: *gushing about Chinese dramas*

Sister: *walks into room*

14yo: *stops talking*

Sister: you know...it's OKAY to talk when I'm in the room. I know you have a working voice box.

14yo: I just don't like talking around people.

Sister: *points to me* what does that make her?

14yo: we're twins

[taydaq]

You remember in 4th grade when the teachers wanted to separate us to become our own person? Yeah, I think we know what the Usos are going through. 🤣

YOU CANNOT SEPARATE TWINS. YOU JUST CAN'T.

[strhwaberries]

hwa’s outfits are always so nice, he really walks around like every day is a fashion show

[sanct1f1ed]

favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done

stanley:

drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack

had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser

gave mabel a grappling hook

failed to steal an animatronic badger

chewed his way out of the trunk of a car

punched at least three bald eagles

is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser

committed premeditated murder on a llama

faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune

took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune

has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob

stanford:

pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board

directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980

gave mabel a crossbow

got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood

owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case

"accidentally" set a hawk on fire

has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head

wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth

is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting

is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics

can see shrimp colors

[gaysintoherkillingjar]

Guys I'm so gerardcoded I'm literally scared of needles and balloons

[kayiiin]

Siblings siblings siblings siblings-

[akanemnon]

It could get worse and it DID get worse

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

My Great Grandma who loved her babies very much

Reference that I used for the face!

[dont-read-this-im-dead]

My 14yo niece got these for Christmas. I told her I was going to read them, and she was like, "no, they're MINE!" And started cackling endlessly.

JOMP Book Photo Challenge || December 23 || Long Read:  Heaven Official’s Blessing by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu 

[dont-read-this-im-dead]

Me: I wish they would just shut up and kiss each other.

15yo niece: 👀👀👀

[alabyte]

the last thing Hemlock sees before security breach

[tangledinink]

uhhh... if anyone spots a stray magical girl wandering around the @tmntaucompetition, can you let leo know? he swears swanatello was RIGHT BEHIND HIM a second ago...

[secretly-a-trekkie]

what they deserved