#we're so cooked...

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

guys... I think agathario could genuinely have the potential to become a hyperfixation for me as intense and as long as rhaenicent has been...

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Also increasingly aware that a LOT of people "manage" getting through the 40+ hour work week by sleeping less than is healthy and relying on stimulants like coffee and energy drinks to keep them going.

For people who are unwilling or unable to do this...work really does just dominate your life. Like we really should not have to rely on unhealthy practices just to have a social life or keep on top of housework or whatever.

I know I post about this a lot but I'm so TIRED all the time and it's just so depressing that this is how we're expected to spend the one life we have.

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[lazylittledragon]

i really drew that much stobin/unus annus and never put them in the suits until now

[saragrosie]

I may have started the woke communist rpg...

Bonus feelings about Kim's design (Kim my beloved) and some close-ups under here:

[aj-theteenagecondition]

jack halfway through newsies: omg i have to be less reckless what was i thinking this strike could really hurt people

david halfway through newsies: OH FUCK YEAH NOW WERE COOKIN WITH GAS WE'LL MAKE THEM FRICKING PAY MAN TRUST NO ONE BUT THE NEWSIES

[dr-spectre]

I've watched the Sonic x Shadow Generations: Dark Beginnings prologue.... guys.....

.....They.... COOKED!!!!!!!! THEY FUCKING COOKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you know how LONGGGG it's been since we've gotten something like this for Sonic? For over 10 years this franchise was so scared of itself, this franchise hid itself from YouTubers and reviewers who didn't even give a FUCK about Sonic. We were stuck with Sonic being so laser focused on making fun of itself rather than celebrating an important era in it's history.

But... It's over... We're back. Bring out your AMVs with Skillet's Monster and Three Days Grace's Animal I Have Become because WE ARE FINALLY BACK!!!!!!!

[maxcore]

every day i think about max saying "i invite anyone else in the paddock to drive this car and get a better result than me" in monaco. every. single. day.

[jugemusequencer]

in light of recent events

[borgialucrezia]

— Liberate me.

[pixelifiedcation]

omg slay *dies*

[notsosecretlyalesbian]

A.J. Cook as Jennifer “JJ” Jareau in Criminal Minds | 09×04: To Bear Witness

[nickkkdoesstuff]

some warmups <3

[canisalbus]

That barracuda Machete art makes me imagine a world in which he just loses it and murders the entire papacy. Boy turned his guilt into wrath

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[shorelinnes]

skz: season's greetings

[judasisgayriot]

You? Oh, I see. A chance for Faramir, Captain of Gondor, to show his quality. I think not. I trust this mission only to your brother. The one who will not fail me.

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