#we’re the same age

[goldenphoenix4]

spencer’s only 24 in season one???

[bibleofficial]

this is so fucking funny to me like

first of all YES … but ‘older’ ?

at 34 ? 😭😭 i’m CRADLEROBBIN HERE

[spinobsessed]

I have to admit, I am quite jealous of white skinny blonde blue eyed girls. They’re a whole fun free rich preppy type aesthetic just by existing and Ik that I can be that too but it’s just not the same, I’m not perfect and beautiful like they are. I’ll never be them, I won’t ever be like Paris Hilton or Elle Woods. I can’t even be like Dionne, it’s hard to accept though and I keep catching myself dreaming about being like them when I just can’t and it breaks my heart every time

I also don’t fit the black girl aesthetic so I feel like an Oreo (white on the inside black on the outside) like I don’t contribute anything to being black why am I black? Just bc my parents are? They’re black cause they’re Trini im just black bc they are I don’t act like a WOC at all. I don’t belong here :(

[2mo3cm-man]

He got tired and he can’t digest well anymore.

Jericho as the main event just means the show ended early.

[lunar-years]

MALALA

[xan-the-emo-trans-man]

Can’t believe I cried over a dude shorter than a middle schooler

[starscream-is-my-wife]

In the nature doc AU, I'm imagining there's gotta be at least ONE guy who is the Steve Irwin of that universe (I.E "These giant robots could step on me OR run me over, I'm gonna poke one") at least in the early stages, how would the bots each react to that?

I’ve never watched Steve Irwin before but I have seen a couple of TikTok guys doing something similar!

[emmg]

I don’t know what’s been in the water these past 2-3 days, but the Emmrook gang is THIRSTY AS HELL over on AO3. I’m so profoundly grateful for all the filthy, debased smut y’all are throwing my way. Like, truly, thank you for your service. LMFAO

We’ve all been collectively possessed by the Demon of Horniness. Love that for us.

[noirandchocolate]

Age of Calamity is such a funny game when you think about it because most of the characters go through Events and use their strengths and suffer hardships and stuff, but honestly they mostly end the game the same as they started it. It’s not “bad storytelling” or anything to have most of the main characters (Link, the Champions, Impa, etc) not change very much character-growth wise, I’m not insinuating that. They’re heroes and it’s fun to watch them BE heroes and in some cases have nice heartfelt moments together, etc.

But it’s just hilarious to me that the characters in the game who DO get some form of character development arc are:

3. King Rhoam (a distant third place but he does realize his kid’s interests were helpful not frivolous and he apologizes and lets her continue leading the army and fights by her side)

2. Zelda (expected, she is the main character after all, and she gets to grow from doubting herself based on her father’s words and how special and talented everyone around her seems to be in comparison, and being upset at not being able to help more, to realizing her worth as a capable leader whose love and passions were what saved everyone)

1. MASTER FUCKIN KOHGA (goes from trying to peace out and let his lackeys take care of every fight, to desperately NOT wanting to leave Sooga and the others behind (poorly and obviously hiding it behind “come on stick together so you can protect me!” while he as the PC for your first play of that mission is clearly doing all the work to protect them); ends up not only joining Zelda’s faction to protect/get revenge for his Clan despite his hereditary beef with the royal family, but PERSONALLY taking to the battlefield including in the final deadly dangerous missions; declares during that final battle that HE is gonna “send that giant menace packing,” ie the very same monstrous entity he previously served)

Like. It’s not even close. Master “Top Banana” “Kill You All To Death” Kohga. Has THE most character development in the game.

And it’s just. So unexpected and therefore great and entertaining to me.

[mikeslawyer]

i’m listening to some podcast featuring finn wolfhard and i always forget how funny he is lmfao

just heard him say “i’m a privileged fucking dick” and then he went on to talk about how his friends are mean to him to humble him 😭

[lilidawnonthemoon]

[10piecechickenmcnugget]

art fight attack on @cherrifire :]

[myapathyhaspeaked]

patton: that’s it! roman, stand in the corner!

roman: i’m already in the corner! i’ve been standing in the corner for like eight years!

[thatbender]

Jack in a recent interview: you know i gotta take care of him

Also Jack: *makes Luke drive*

[dynamisdancers]

jaxon willard is on a RUN omg from fka twigs, to doechii at the grammys, to lady gaga….i aspire to be him

[crazylittlejester]

what do you MEAN i age and my blorbos do not?? stop that!! no!! Sky and I are the same age. I’m definitely not older than I headcanon him to be, we’re the same age and he ages with me what do you mean??