#we’re on gooey rn

[inkykeiji]

forcing bf to listen to all three glass animals albums Ψ( ｀▽´ )Ψ

[corrodedcoughin]

anna, i’m gonna chuck a thought at you and i want you to bear with me because it’s got the silly vibes i think u fucking adore so ✋😳🤚 bear with me!

ok but business time by flight of the conchords (if you haven’t heard it. stop. go listen RN) is exactly the type of song that eddie makes up and serenades to steve when stevie’s cooking dinner for em both- like eddie’s got one legs propped up on the couch, guitar in hand, and alright, it’s not quite adlibbed he’s sorta had the lyrics in his brain for a bit and in the beginning steve is like nodding along with the strumming up until eddie starts singing, “tonight we’re gonna make love- you know how i know? because it’s wednesday. and wednesday night is the night we usually make love,”

and steve is hiding a snort behind his hand, stirring the pot and eddie’s just still going, “then we’re in the bathroom, brushing our teeth… it’s all part of the foreplay, i love foreplay,” and doing The Most in his fuckin performance and steve is got that fond exasperation as he tries not to giggle at his boyfriends antics cos eddie is singing this just like a gooey love song despite his lyrics “then you sort out the recycling… that isn’t part of the foreplay process but it’s still very important,” and he gets as far as “i remove my clothes very very clumsily, tripping sensually over my pants” before steve is like jesus CHRIST shut up, grinning and all, and eddie pours because he doesn’t even get to the do the chorus a second time around :((

RUBY!!!! RUBY !!!!!! I !!!! FOTC!!!! YOU ARE A GODSEND!!!!!

LISTEN LISTEN THAT IS ABSOLUTELY EDWARD MUNSON TO A T!!!! I CAN SEE HIM!!! GOD business socks but also Boom?? can we just imagine for a second

'oh my god, she's so hot, she's so flipping hot she's like a curry. i want to tell her how hot she is but she'll think I'm being sexist. She's so hot she's making me sexist. bitch!' and it's jut a straight narration of everything STEVE is doing PLEASE!!! Steve doing the most MUNDANE thing and Eddie is in the back like 'you like boom and i like boom' and he just gets SO INTO his own thing and ends up losing track with it all and straight up vibing and Steve just looking on like 'hey I thought this was abt me????'

WAIT BUT THIS TOO!! Eddie trying to romance Steve before they get together and trying not to be obvious about it so he comes up with this full song when he's at a party Robin throws. He's trialing the song out with corroded coffin and they KNOW they all KNOW who he's talking about but trying to play his feelings down and its 'the most beautiful girl in the room'

LIKE??? PLEASE imagine cringe fail antibiotic resistant slay bbg eddie singing this to his friends

'you're so beautiful you could be a waitress! you could be a part time model in the 60s' and it just goes on to be an imagined retelling of the most BORING night

'i can't believe that I'm sharing a kebab with the most beautiful girl i have ever seen with a kebab. why don't we leave? let's go to your house and we can feel each other up on the couch' and its SO BAD and he is just SO INTO IT and revealing things about himself like

'ooh, you're like one of those girls I've definitely been chatting to in the chat rooms wild slut angel 22 at yahoo, you're so beautiful like a tree!'

and it ends with 'oooh you're spending part of your time modeling and part of your time next to ME eh hee eh hee!!!'

and he's out of breath and closed eyes and stares at cc after like 'so, what do you guys think :D' and the cc boys are just staring at him like oh! oh um yeah! sure!

And Jeff is the only brave one of the group so looks Eddie dead in the eye and says 'it’s shit. But i think Steve would like it' And Eddie the wet fish that he is throws himself on the floor and mumbles 'he can't ever know' and Gareth just pats him on the head 'terrible song dude’

[tottymatsuno]

Later on, nyaa spending the night too at totokos house bc totoko has the prettiest room, the biggest bed, and the best food

Nyaa: being a mom is tough

Me: yeah it really is, isn’t it? I can’t seem to get a job that actually pays decently without a college degree, and i hate being in school and working and stuff

Nyaa: can you sing? We could probably form a group since we’re all sleeping together

Me: i cant sing plus im ugly

Totoko, shooting up out of the air after she’d been on tumblr sending anonhate to stray cat j for the 30th time, throws a pillow at my face: hmph!! 😤

I am knocked over: waaaahph

Nyaa: what the hell was that for?! You can’t hit Robin, he respects women too much to fight back despite being a girl!!!

Totoko: hmph!!! Im sick of hearing about how ugly he is!!!! either he gets some self esteem or i start beating him up

Me: wow…a girl wjo hits me.....🥴

Totoko: nvm he wants it too bad, it's a bit creepy.

Me: :(( see that's bc I'm ugly

Totoko, slapping me around: say that again!!

Nyaa, about to jump in and starting to grapple totoko: totoko, stop it!!!!

Me: 🥴💕💕💕🥵🥵🥵🥵

Nyaa, and Totoko:.... 😰?

Me: is anyone else here gooey rn or?

Nyaa:... Ig I am?

Totoko: see, I'm not sure if this is working in terms of a punishment anymore, maybe violence isn't the answer this time. But me too. I'm gooey.

Totoko my girlfriend of six months during a deep heart to heart with me: you should stop being so insecure, i think your problem is youre dating ugly men with small penises.

Me: idk maybe im the ugly one.

Totoko: what?? Ur not ugly!

Me: well i think im ugly sometimes

Totoko, saying this in the most loving and well meaning way possible, forgetting for a second that this isnt a positive compliment bc shes telling the absolute truth: angelfish, you know i dont care about what you think :)

[creepyspice]

Tag Game

Thanks for the tags @cutestkilla and @ileadacharmedlife! I loved reading ur answers 🖤

relationship status: Im single rn. I already kind of feel like a jaded old hag who’s seen it all and just wants to brush her cats in peace but I know that won’t last (it never does)

favorite color: purple probably, though im also into pink and teal. I wear a lot of orange…like obviously not every outfit is orange but how many people do you actually know that wear orange frequently? I guess in comparison to the general population I wear a lot of orange but it’s not everyday i don’t have a problem or anything 👀

favorite food: this is so hard bc I don’t eat to live I live to eat but my favourite food growing up was prawn biryani with lots of cardamom and saffron rice…it’s so good. But I’m the kind of person that likes to make a whole production out of eating, like just the other day I crushed some pistachios and rolled a scoop of Häagen-Dazs in it which is so extra now that I’m reflecting back

song stuck in your head: werewolf by Fiona Apple 🐺

last thing you googled: where the closest p.f. Chang’s is

time: 1 am

dream trip: vegas or Florence. Vegas bc I love so many movies set there and I’ve kind of always wanted a vegas wedding. Florence probably bc of Hannibal but I love facts about Italian renaissance paintings so it would be nice to see some in real life. Also I heard the food is good

last book you read: if not, winter: fragments of Sappho by Anne Carson and Sappho (of course). It was really good, I’ve been flipping through it again and again ever since

last book I enjoyed reading: Like I said, Sappho was great. My favourite thing I’ve read in a while is probably the locked tomb series bc it makes me feel alive like nothing else does

last book you hated reading: I know a lot of ppl wont agree, and don’t come at me for this but The Song of Achilles…I wouldn’t say hate bc that’s a strong word but I’ve read the Iliad and I really really love it like I really do and my friend convinced me to give tsoa a try bc they swore it was amazing but I just couldn’t enjoy it I kept thinking homer slayed this already why does this book exist…if u feel the need to block me for this I understand

favorite thing to cook/bake: I don’t cook daily but I feel like i can confidently claim I make the best fried eggs out of anyone I know like I just go off so hard every time, they’re crispy from the bottom but the yolk is gooey…I was just born to fry eggs it’s what I’m best at in life none of my other skills compare. I also make very pretty charcuterie boards

favorite craft to do in your free time: Idk what constitutes crafts but I don’t think I do them…I’m more of a handy out of necessity kind of girl. Just give me some sand paper and a bit of multi purpose filler and I will repair the fucking colloseum. Does doing ur own nails count? Bc I do some pretty good press ons and nail art and that’s kind of crafty 🤔

most niche dislikes: i hate shallow spoons!

opinion on circuses: if we’re talking actual circuses w animals and freak shows then those are historically very bad, and have had negative effects on society as a whole so don’t like those. As @cutestkilla mentioned I think cirque du soleil is really cool. Love the Britney Spears song.

do you have a sense of direction and if not what's the worst way you've gotten lost?: I never get lost, but once as a child my dad who is not very good at his job (parenting) took me to Disney land and lost me after about 10 minutes. He didn’t notice I was lost somehow and when I found him an hour later he was smoking and eating a Mickey Mouse shaped chocolate. I have forgiven but I will never forget 😂

I’m tagging and saying hi to @wetheformidables @facewithoutheart and @moodandmist :)🖤

[stardustedknuckles]

Okay I know at least a couple of you want to see my brown recluse bite. The chances of getting bitten are so low and the chances of it being a true bite and having ~effects~ even lower. Scientifically, I won the shit lottery and now it can be for your entertainment. If I understand right, I did experience necrosis - it’s just that it looks nothing like the horrible black photos you see online because it’s hypothesized that those are less “natural venom effects” and more “buddy you got MRSA.” I did not in fact get MRSA. Just everything else it’s possible for a spider to do to you.

Anyway under the cut, a progression up to today. It’s not gross tbh, just uh. Colorful. It’s pretty much entirely a surface change - nothing deep or particularly traumatizing happened. The threat of winding up with a hole in my arm scared the shit out of me for days but I saw my doctor on day 12 or so and she reassured me it was doing fine actually.

Day one: ya boi got bit three hours ago and went back to sleep.

Day 3: Hmm. This looks a bit like Great Britain.

Day 4: Hello from the hospital. You can see why I might be here, with my rashy swollen arm. Rare effect number one: systemic reaction. Not pictured: rare effect number two, half your red blood cells explode and you look like you’ve had acute anemia for years and not literally a week.

Day 6: Haha this looks kind of cool tbh, hope that doesn’t all go necrotic. (hi Jesus, no house calls please I wanna stay here on earth thx) (I was doing real bad y’all, they didn’t tell me til after how shaky it was for a sec.)

Day 10: Just got home from the hospital, can now properly focus on and freak out about my fucking arm. Also it kind of looks like a profile of the grinch now.

Day 13: the crackly stuff is dried lidocaine don’t worry.

Day 22: I skipped over the blistering that happened along the border, you’re welcome. This is the first day it’s truly looked like something healing instead of a worrying gooey mess (from triple antibiotic that I keep on it. It apparently heals better moist, so I keep it gooped up and covered. This is the best it’s looked bc the bandage absorbed all the goo and gently removed the thin skin left from the blisters.)

So yeah! I’m pretty proud of keeping that blood blister safe so it can heal under the skin. I can tell my nerves are repairing bc I can occasionally feel the liquid move and yeah it feels weird but you gotta know it doesn’t even rank on the weird shit this wound has pulled on me. It gets flatter on its own every day, as does the wound around it. 

Having a gf who’s an ICU RN is really comforting bc I send her these and she goes “oh wow it’s looking so good!” and I go “haha okay cool good to know because it’s literally terrifying.”

But up top! In the last photo! It really is evening out and closing up and I’m so pleased.

So yeah when I bitch about doorknobs or sleeves or not being able to carry anything heavier than a cereal bowl (which I had to work up to) this is why. Every time I pull my arm too much to the side or flex the dead (!!!) muscles too hard the wound pulls at the edges and we’re trying to avoid that. Thank god I can type, and even more that doing so no longer pulls. It used to, just a little.

[doraspenlow]

there are a lot of reasons that red wh-te and royal blue makes me so angry as a concept that I’ve refused to read it (foremost probably the very premise— if you’re writing royalty or president stuff you should either go full politick or full shmaltz. If you’re writing an ooey gooey romance novel you CANNOT bring up any of the political realities and issues of a presidency or royalty even in passing)

but as an avid reader of romance novels one of the things that makes me soooo mad is the response I see on social media from like. Cool progressive people TM who wouldn’t be caught dead reading an Avon or harlequin reading something that is literally basically just that but with slightly less fucking... your goop is not in any way unusual amongst romance goop... bitches acting like the author invented fluffy gay romance novels with happy endings... there are hundreds of those. and at the end of the day it’s another m/m romance written by a woman for women which like. is never going to not be weird I’m sorry but it’s not. I understand the author ids as queer and whatever the fuck but like plenty of straight gals read it because they think men kissing is hot 😭

and like it also somehow seems so... childish and maybe that’s because it’s been embraced by the online book groups which are semi exclusively devoted to YA fiction. so it gets weighed down by association and not to be mean but I hate YA book culture I hate how we’re in this place where so many grown ups ONLY consume media about and aimed at teenagers especially very online grown ups. (or they read one of the like ten approved grown up books) twitter/tumblr/YouTube YA lit culture sucks shit and I’m being very mean rn but I hate it...

[fionnthebandersnacc]

Nightmares (Fionn Whitehead x reader)

Request: Could you maybe write an imagine where you meet Fionn at a friends party and the both of you end up staying over after the party ends and you have a nightmare and get into Fionn’s bed with him for cuddles?- by anon

Warnings: fluff, cuddles, nightmares??

Word count: 1067

Pairings: fionn whitehead x reader, platonic!harry styles x reader

A/N: This is taking place sometime after filming of Dunkirk has commenced, it just made it easier to frame a narrative. Just for reference, Y/D/J means ‘your dream job’ and Y/F/M means ‘your favourite movie’ On another note thank you so much anon bc I love love love this request writing it had me feeling all gooey and warm inside :) also I was listening to my cutesy lovey-dovey playlist when writing it so ahhh im so feeling this rn 😍 😍  also just as one final note, on my masterlist i wrote ‘cuddlebug’ was an imagine coming soon and this is technically ‘cuddlebug’, i just changed the name to ‘nightmares’ k thanks for coming to my ted talk :)

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“Y/N! It’s so lovely to see you darling!! Come in, come in!” Harry ushers you inside before throwing his arms around you in a warm embrace. “Hey Harry. I’ve missed you!” Pulling away, he pecks you on the cheeks, “I’ve missed you too pooki! Let me introduce me to my mates, they’re gonna love you!” He slings his arm around your shoulders and you walk together into the living area. Three boys are seated messily on the couch, limbs tangled and sticking out every which way as they yell and shout, immersed in the game of Mario Kart they’re playing. “Oi lads! Y/N’s here!” The boys stop at the sound of Harry’s voice, one falling off the couch in shock. A boy with curly brown hand acknowledges you first with a wave. “Hey, I’m Aneurin.” You smile at him, before the boy with long blonde hair waves you over. “I’m Tom. Here sit with us!” You smile, as Harry leaves your side and sits on the small sofa to the right. You follow suit, settling in between Tom and a boy with soft hazel eyes and brown hair. He smiles shyly at you, before extending his hand and greeting you. “Hi, I’m Fionn.” “I know.” you reply without thinking, mentally slapping yourself. “I-I mean Harry’s told me a lot about you.” you say, taking his hand and shaking it. “Ah, well he’s told me a lot about you too. It’s nice to finally meet you.” He smiles sincerely at you, and you feel a tingly warmth spread through your body. “It’s nice to finally meet you too. Harry really had fun doing the movie with you guys.” “Yeah it was a blast. I honestly never would’ve guessed that I’d become friends with that idiot, but here we are.” You laugh, nodding your head. You look down and realise you’re still holding Fionn’s hand. You blush, as Fionn releases your hand and rubs his cheek bashfully. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot Harry staring at the pair of you, a satisfied smirk on his face. “So what do you do y/n?” “I’m a Y/D/J.” The conversation picks up again, flowing smoothly between you, and the more you talk to him, you become more at ease, feeling as if you were talking to an old friend. You couldn’t help but study his face, the sharp jaw, the freckles covering his nose and cheeks, his hazel green eyes. He was beautiful, and smart, and witty, and you couldn’t stop the butterflies swarming your stomach. “Hey, let’s watch a movie!!” Harry jumps up like an excited puppy at Aneurin’s suggestion, causing you and Fionn to jump apart. “Yeah, what should we watch?” Fionn says as he leans back on the couch. You follow suit, taking note of how Fionn’s arm moves to rest around your shoulders. Harry pulls out Y/F/M and you nod enthusiastically. “We’re watching Y/N’s favourite movie. Settle in lads!” He takes the DVD out of the case, putting it into the DVD player.

=================================== “Shit, it’s late. Thanks for having us Haz, see you tomorrow.” Tom and Aneurin hug Harry before walking out through the front door. You finished the movie, and after another few hours of fucking around playing Mario Kart, everyone was tired. Fionn stretched his arms out, then rubbed his eyes tiredly before looking up at Harry. “Hey Harry, would you mind if I crashed here? I’m too tired to drive.” “Yeah sure, I’ll set up the pull-out for you.” Harry pauses for a moment before turning to you. “What about you Y/N? You wanna crash here too?” You nod, feeling your eyes droop. There’s no way you could drive home like this. “If you want, you can sleep in my bed and I’ll sleep on the air mattress in here with Fio-” “Oh that’s fine I’ll just sleep in here.” It comes out before you fully think about the situation. You. Sleeping next to one of the cutest guys you’d ever met. Before you could take anything back Harry’s handing you a bundle of sheets for the couch and the air mattress and saying goodnight, smirking at you before heading upstairs. You drop the sheets on the couch, rubbing your neck awkwardly. “Sorry, I probably should’ve asked if you’d minded me sleeping here.” Fionn shakes his head. “Don’t worry about it love, as long as you’re comfortable.” You nod, then move to start setting up the couch and the air mattress together. “Hey, you take the couch. I’m not gonna make you sleep on the floor.” “Fionn don’t be ridiculous, I’ll be on a mattress!” “Bu-” “No buts. I’m a big girl, it’s okay.” “Alright...but if you change your mind…” “I won’t!” “Okay...if you say so.” He relents, smiling at you before lying down on the couch. You lie down on the couch. Closing your eyes, you smile at the thought of Fionn’s presence, before drifting off to sleep.

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“Fuck...leave me alone…. no…why did you do that to me... no… please don’t...FUCK!” “Y/N? Wake up!” Your eyes fly open, seeing Fionn gently shaking your shoulder. You’re covered in sweat, shaking like a leaf. You sigh, burying your head in your hands and rubbing your eyes. You thought the nightmares would have gone away by now, but your past has continued to haunt you. “Hey, Y/N, are you okay?” He brushes your hair out of your face. You shake your head, feeling hot tears spill down your cheeks. “It’s just these fucking nightmares…” Fionn shuffles closer, wrapping his arms around you and stroking your hair. “Hey, it’s okay… you’re okay.” You clutch him tightly, letting the tears fall. You were so tired of being afraid, but Fionn’s embrace calmed you and made you feel safe. You pull away, wiping your eyes. “Thanks Fionn.” He smiles and nods, absentmindedly kissing you on the forehead before getting up and lying back down on the couch. You think for a minute, before standing up and sliding in next to Fionn. He doesn’t question you, instead wrapping his arms around you as you lay your head on his chest and close your eyes, basking in his warmth and humming in bliss. You drift off to sleep again, the last thing you feel being Fionn tracing circles on your back and kissing your forehead. 

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A/N: Omg that was so fun to write!!! i love fluff pieces ahhhh🥺🥺hope you guys enjoyed that! Feel free to reblog and let me know what you thought!! I’ll be uploading a Scott Reed imagine sometime tomorrow (or later today for all you non-Aussies). Requests are still open!!

[callmehopeless]

@theselovelynothings replied to your post: Ur girl from Melb is awake! I so badly want to...

Thank you for answering so in depth! I like trying to think of questions that make people think, not just the usual stuff. Btw your comments about your dad made my heart all warm & gooey! It was so lovely to read all your answers! I’m currently melting into my bed with 3 fans on me and nothing is helping so send help plz. And yes, I don’t understand the whole “we’re the only life in the universe”. Nah, time to clap some extraterrestrial cheeks and make some weird babies.

I respect you Melbournians so much rn - here it's thundery as all hell and I genuinely believe if I went outside I'd go full Mary Poppins. Your questions honestly made my brain dinky donk so thank you for taking the time to ask them <3

[caty-catts]

now first of all, i’m sorry i’ve been absent for two(?) weeks and that i missed this

next, i was originally reading picture perfect on my phone but quickly realized that this needed a full commentary on my part obviously

here is a list of the commentaries i had while reading this:

(it’s progressing as i’m reading, this is basically my thougts while reading - not a summary)

well the start is a bit cliche but i have an idea where it is going to smut and i like it

is y/n a “not like other girls” girl??

who the fuck does that type of competition... and more than that without a reward...

ofc sunoo is not participating, otherwise there would be a whole competition to make it rigged and be chosen by him duh

you got me there, Mirai, what’s with Jake?? is it the start of a new series and the next in line is him???

also, i don’t know muuuch about rugby besides that there is a ball involved and the players develop some tasty delicious thighs to die for

now this got me thinking about sunoo with those thighs....sorry

awww, jay is not The overhyped jock, what a fresh breeze it is that he did not win the last contest

*GASP* GYU IS IN THIS OMFG, IM LITERALLY LAUGHING AND CRYING HISTERICALLY RN

is hee the coach or the captain tho??

well, who knew... maybe hee liked to be treated like a puppy in bed... there is surely enough fanfiction about that here

GYU I LOVE U, TAKE ME BOI

OH NOOOOO OMG YEONJUN GOT A BOY

ohohohohoh YN is a tough nut to crack hehehehe we’re up to a showtime

jay dearest how you don’t know the almighty yn, our goddess, our goal our holy guide (i sound like a cult member)

SOOBS WHY ARE YOU HERE AS WELLLLLLLLLL

MIRAI NOT YOU REFERENCING TO THE OG Y/N FROM WHATTPAD WHEN Y/N IS DESCRIBING HER

y/n might not manifest it, but i would if sunoo was in the competition just saying

oh my sweet yn, i once also thought that the popular folks were all no-brainers but how wrong i was in the end...

owww it’s lizzzz the bff *insert heart eyes*

YN I WANT TO SEE YOU TRY DENY THE ATTRACTION MORE, YOUR BFF KNOWS YOU BETTER THAN YOU IMAGINE

i also have a thing for necks, yn, don’t be ashamed join the club

liz is so sweeeettttt 

fuck you jay for taking liz’s seat, i would hate u for that 

oh, besides jay being a lowkey pervert there, i greet him as a fellow member of the Necks Lovers Community

HAHAHAHAHAOMG JAYYYYYY THTA WAAS SO CHEESY AND DUMB FFS

YASSS QUEEN,STOMP HIM UNDER YOUR IMAGINARY HEELS

oh. oh. does jay have a sub thingie going on...

oh my jay being nosy and reading mrs.hwang’s messageee i already know where this going to huhuhu

oh, the gooey mess this is goint to be

not them flirting rn 

my dear, dear, yn... so young and already lying to yourself

yes YOU ARE JEALOUS

YN IS GETTING TERRITORIAL GUYS, ITS OFFICIAL, BARK AT THEM GIRL MARK YOUR MAN HEHEHE

oh jay that was knee jerk action, trying to raise jealousy purposely its a big no no, A BIG RED FLAG THERE

YES JAY IS A GREEK GOD, he’s mythical

liz being the best bff out there guys is so <333333

im not even half in and jay is such a simppppp

oh he fell hard hard, huh

y/n likes them flusheddd

the fact that i was listening winterfall by dpr ian while reading about jayn first kiss and the song somehow just clicked with the moment

yujin’s a bitch here... here i thought that they would have the steamiest night but now its just misunderstandings (now is playing ballroom extravaganza and it’s sooo fitting ffs)

OH NOW YOU UNDERSTAND HOW BIG OF A BITCH YOU WERE MISS YUJIN HUH YES HE LOVES HER

...damn, jay... the jacket? on your dick? oh you poor desperate puppy...

oh, you sweet innocent naive liz

JAY YOU SWEET AWKWARD DORK, you really chose one of the worts moments to ask her to be your gf but you’re cute so im going to let it pass

we love a sensible y/n that admits to her mistakes too

AAAAAACK THEYRE OFFICIALLY TOGETHER NOWWWWWWS OMGGGGGGGGG YESSSS

so i was right, our sweet jay here is on the sub side

i want someone to ruffle my hair like that too ngl, you’re not the only one there jay

oh wow... that scene with the nude portrait... wow

it’s all hot and steamy... but isn’t it quite noisy...? like... how nobody heard them???

uhm...? isn’t it a f!reader??? have i missed the warning?? if not... mirai i fear girls do not have prostates and you may have mistyped there

THEY BETTER ACCEPT THAT PORTRAIT (tho i would save such a thing for myself)

WHY WAS THIS SO GOOD, mIRAI????? HOW DO YOU EXIST??? YOU’RE MAD TALENTED <33333333

PICTURE PERFECT: PARK JAYS F*CK LIST — p. js

SYNOPSIS park jay is known around your campus as a resident fuck boy. him and his friends compete in a game wherein by the end of the year, they have to complete their fuck list in order to win, but what happens when jay meets a girl who can resist his charms?

PAIRING rugby player jay × art club member reader

GENRE smut with plot, highschool au, romance , enemies to lovers

WARNING(S) profanity, smut, dom/sub dynamics (sub!jay, dom!reader), making out, corruption, degradation, male masturbarion, oral, nude painting

WC. 28k

— please don’t hesitate to give me feedback liking, commenting, and/or reblogging my post. oh, and don’t hesitate sending an ask!

In all the years you spent dwelling inside the same old boring highschool, you’ve come to the conclusion that in every campus, there’s always three breeds of people paying amongst you that seem to avoid the brink of extinction; the slutty cheerleaders, the attention seeking fangirls, the ones that annoy you, the varsity jocks.

These varsity players are your typical ball heads who have their minds wrapped around the game and only the game. They’re one way ticket to college is their varsity scholarship and inevitably making the dull-witted excuse to throw away everything related to academics and instead, centering their focus on their balls. It’s stereotypical for you to say that, you acknowledge that for sure, but you can’t help but speak the truth as most, if not, all of them, are the same.

Albeit, yes, these are the usual qualities found in these ball fondlers, but there’s a different kind laying amongst these babbling baboons that’s even more toxic, more abominable, and those are the varsity fuckboys. 

Keep reading

[saturninemartial]

idk when i’m gonna finish writing this chapter bc i have no time rn to write but uh here’s an excerpt from chapter 1 in the next part of the i love you more series.

(please read me and you first if you haven’t, cough cough.)

That gooey sentimental thought causes Ryan to look back over at the big guy, with something almost wistful inside of him. People belong to themselves, he knows that; but he’s also allowed to believe in people being made for each other too. Two halves to a whole, right? There couldn’t be a skeptic without a believer.

Shane turns his head and catches Ryan’s eye, raising his eyebrows quizzically; in turn, Ryan coughs quietly and turns his head, as though he’s embarrassed he’ll be caught thinking thoughts.

“Looks like everyone’s here,” Shane leans over and mumbles. “You wanna?”

“Yeah,” Ryan breathes. “I’ll do it.” He takes another drink, then sets it down a little too loudly, clumsily. Why is he getting nervous? These are their friends, he shouldn’t be choking on his words. Shane apparently notices him struggling, as the older man’s hand finds his under the table and gives a squeeze. That’s enough for Ryan to clear his throat and force his voice out of him. “Hey guys!” he calls down the table to get everyone’s attention. “Can I just get your ears for a second?”

There are now many eyes on him, and—oh, they’re all expecting something exciting. Ryan glances back at Shane before continuing.

“So, um… Shane and I just want to let you guys know that, well…” He starts to laugh, a tinge of nervousness in it. “We’re getting married.”

There’s barely a beat, before everyone pipes up all at once.

“I knew it!” Jen is shouting from across the table from her spot next to Sara, who’s giving them a small round of applause; and Steven is bouncing and pulling on Ryan’s arm and basically screaming in his ear. The rest of the group has erupted into cacophony too, and Ryan can only barely make out things about a ring and dates and the wedding.

Ryan looks beside him, giving Shane a wry grin, which is returned with a crooked smile. They’re both kinda proud.

The commotion has lowered in volume only a hair when Zach’s voice calls out, “Hey, we can make it into the Unsolved-Worth It-Try Guys-Ladylike crossover everyone has been waiting for!”

“That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard,” Keith laughs, and Ryan can’t help but join in on the laughter, while Shane is massaging his temple, but with a hint of a smile on his face.

“That sounds like a logistical nightmare,” Andrew agrees, chuckling quietly into his drink.

“No, we could all have, like, duties and stuff!” Zach continues. “Shane and Ryan’s duties are just to get married, while the rest of us do something to help with the planning and setup!” Ariel and Becky, who’ve both pulled up chairs to join their respective husbands, seem to agree on the chaos, but also the organization point Zach brought up.

“Zach, you can’t just invite yourself and other people to somebody’s wedding,” Eugene chides, shaking his head.

“Exactly!” Shane chimes in, pointing between Eugene and then Zach. “Just for that, nobody’s getting invited, and we’re gonna get married in some secluded forest with only Bigfoot as our witness!”

Everyone busts into laughter, even Ryan and Shane. It’s so ridiculous that they can’t help themselves. When it all calms down, Shane’s arm drapes across the back of Ryan’s chair; and Ryan wishes it was a reasonable time to just snuggle up to the older man’s side and listen to his laugh inside his chest.

“I mean, we work for Buzzfeed, so does anything really happen if it wasn’t filmed for Buzzfeed?” Zach gives a comical shrug, which is met with more laughter because, boy, isn’t that the truth.

Quinta manages to lock her sights on Ryan and Shane, which is terribly intimidating. “Show. Us. The ring.” She lightly slams the table with each word; and now there are people agreeing with her—they want to see the ring too!

Oh, the ring.

Ryan bites his lip, holding in laughter. As far as their families know, it was just an agreement, with no rings exchanged. “Actually…” he starts, making Shane think that he’s going to tell them the same thing they told their families. Shane doesn’t even flinch, until Ryan is reaching into his back pocket for his wallet; then Shane is giving him the strangest look. Already starting to giggle, Ryan withdraws the still-tied beef jerky wrapper and holds it up. “This is the ring he gave me.”

There are gasps around the table, coupled with, “What is that?” and Shane is next to him holding his face in his hands, embarrassed. “It’s a beef jerky wrapper that he found in a pile of trash and tied around my finger.” He places his other hand on his heart. “Swear to god.”

Shane is immediately being questioned; and when he doesn’t deny this, then the judgment comes.

“Shane! Ryan is worth so much more than trash!” Steven scolds, absolutely scandalized.

“You gave my boy actual trash?” Jen is leaning halfway across the table; next to her, Sara is laughing in shock. Everyone is offended on Ryan’s behalf; and to Ryan, it’s fucking hysterical and he can’t stop laughing.

“I can’t believe you kept that,” Shane mumbles, though it’s still audible to the people closest to them in proximity.

“To be fair, I kept it because it reminds me of you, and just how you and us that little proposal was,” Ryan reasons, putting on a sweet expression. Shane rolls his eyes but Ryan knows it’s good-natured.

“Ryan Bergara is worth so much more than any dinky piece of jewelry all the money in the world could ever buy,” Shane proclaims, somewhat sassy. “Which, oh, he’s already wanting a ring! You hear that? Ryan’s a gold digger!”

[nanieczka123]

Tagged by @azalea-scroggs Damn, I feel so included :D

Rules: tag 10 people you want to get to know better

Relationship status: single as hEck

Favorite color: purple... or red? idk man

Lipstick or chapstick: lipstick all the way. I don’t like chapstick. It’s gooey, smelly and gleaming, and it gets everywhere... ;))))))))

Three favorite foods: tomato soup, with noodles, not the overcooked rice (though I’d eat it anyway), dark chocolate (I like the milk one too, but dark I can eat all day) and cottage cheese, the kind I linked (English needs a separate word for it, seriously)

Last song I listened to: I’m sorry the Polish subreddit is having an exchange with the Serbian one, and we’re linking turbofolk/discopolo to each other

Top 3 shows: TWIN PEAKS, and as for cartoons Svtfoe and Gravity Falls

Top 3 bands: Electric Light Orchestra, TOTO and The Moody Blues. If you don’t know what ELO is, GO LISTEN TO IT, RIGHT NOW. You can start with my favorite album of theirs, Time

Books I’m currently reading: Granica (Border) by Zofia Nałkowska (it’s a school read, okay?) and Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad (did you know he was born a Pole?), at some point a year ago I was reading the Kingkiller Chronicles, but I kinda forgot about it

Tagging: @foeyauic, @illmamnim, @ulti-buddy and anyone else I guess. I’m too tired to search for my faithful rebloggers rn ♥

[thestuckylibrary]

Welcome, new mods!

This week we’re welcoming five new mods to help deal with the workload of thestuckylibrary! In a new move, us librarians are telling you, the readers a bit about ourselves. Get to know your mods a little better!

Mod Karin

I’m a biro ace from Canada. I use she/her pronouns. Melancholic, a dog person, asthmatic. I’m an Art History student in my early 20s. I’m definitely an Academic™, I love research, medieval art, early renaissance art, most 1850-1945 art, talking at length about things that interest me and,Scifi and fantasy, historical fiction and writing about things. I have Beef with Greenburg.

I started shipping stucky in like mid 2013 after I binged all marvel movies in a single night after being dragged to see Iron Man 3. At that point I wasn’t into the tumblr side of mcu fandom and just read the few fics there were on AO3. However, that all changed after I saw TWS. Full tilt mcu tumblr multishipping since April that year and I haven’t looked back. I joined the library June 2015 and have been modding ever since, albeit with a bit of a break summer 2016. It made sense as a move to me- I love fanfiction, tend to mostly read stucky fic, love organization and giving recs and have experience with the idea having worked in libraries for many years.

I’m also a traditional artist. I usually work in pencil, pastels or charcoal but I occasionally work in acrylic, oil, ceramics and ink. I make fanart, you can check it out on my fandom blog @samthebirdbae! My specialty is Bucky’s glorious long hair.

Mod Annie

what’s up i don’t know how to use the cool drop down description kinda formatting bc i suck at tumblr also i hate using caps for anything. I’m a bi 18 (almost 19) year old from texas. she/her pronouns. I’m a figure skater and dancer. basically the best description for me is just child of preserum steve and natasha, as im actually very russian but im like 5'1 and have a list of health problems as long as my arm. you may or may not know me as that one black widow cosplayer who met sebastian last year and asked him to choke her. kinda problematic, i know, but also highkey awesome even though i definitely would not repeat. I’m currently not in school although I’m debating between possibly going into massage therapy or cosmetology. I was homeschooled and I grew up in like The Most Conservative christian home so i wasn’t allowed to listen to music or read books or watch any movies unless they were pre approved by my mom, and she was picky with even the stuff from the christian book store sooooo,,,, i didn’t really get into marvel or music or ANYTHING until i was about sixteen and i was finally allowed to use the internet and have a phone but after i finally watched the cap movies about a year and a half to two years ago I immediately fell in love and started shipping stevebucky. as I am a history NUT ofc my fav era is 40s pre/mid war. it’ll definitely show in my recs. I do write as well but i switch back and forth between stevebucky and harry styles fics and rn i don’t have nearly enough time to do either one between work and sports. (I am out rn over a knee injury that might end up requiring surgery so idk. maybe I’ll get The Time.)

Mod Blue

Hello, I’m a librarian from Belgium and the best part about my job is helping people to find what they’re looking for or to answer any question they might have to make their day a little easier. That goes from helping them find books and articles to helping them figure out where their class room is or how they’re supposed to make copies and prints. I’m delighted that I get to do a little more of the same here at the Stucky Library.

Mod Dee

hey friends~ my name is dee, i’m 21, and i’m from new zealand. (she/her.) i’m a history and mythology nerd and know a little too much about booby traps used in the vietnam war? oops. (i promise it’s from fic related research.) i have three cats and four dogs and a niece and they’re all like. the lights of my life tbh. i’m not currently studying, though i’m toying with the idea, now that i’ve found somewhere that actually offers creative writing as a full degree.

i started shipping stucky quite recently, like, probably early-2016, after i abruptly left my main fandom, and saw CA:TWS for the first time. it was like my eyes had been opened, and it was pretty magical tbh. i’ve been into marvel for a lot longer than that (since like 2012, i think) and ngl, my first love was tony stark. (do yall get leavers’ hoodies when you finish high school? we did. i got “stark” printed on mine in place of my own name. little did i know, that was only the beginning of my ventures in marvel fandom.)

within fandom, i’m a fic writer, and pretty much everything i write is au. (which u can find on my personal @jjjakesully if u so desire lmao) about 90% of what i read within fandom is au as well, because i like the idea of “no matter our circumstances, i’d still find and love you in each and every lifetime” and wow that sounds gooey but you get the point. this isn’t the first rec blog i’ve worked on, so like i have seen things and little of what you ask is going to shock me lmao.

Mod Julia

hi, guys! i’m julia (she/her), 24, english teacher from brazil. always tired, always anxious, always crying about stevebucky. i have a deep love for books and tiny fluffy animals.

i read my very first ever stucky fic the night after i saw catws at the theater. in an ~unforeseen turn of events, it totally took over my life. it was love at first ‘mistaken identity’ story, and i haven’t looked back since.

i’m also a fic writer! i’ve been writing for this pairing since 2015, and you can find all of that on my tumblr @hawkguyz. i’m particularly fond of AUs and tooth-rotting fluff. :D

[naireides]

uhhh as a taurus obviously i have a bias but bellamy is a taurus like we're really stubborn, really loyal, like a true ride or die friend, has a hard time opening up to anyone except for maybe 1 person, seem tough but have a soft gooey inside, like i could maybe also see him as a libra but my vote is for taurus. in a related note octanakin is 100% an aries on the sole basis that they are The Worst™. there's literally no other possibility.

i love him but i can’t see him as a libra tbh we’re too flighty lol

anyway idk is he a taurus? is he an aries? those are the two most popular rn so who knows! not me i don’t know anything about zodiacs/ astrology besides my own because i’m #vain

[seunghyun247-blog]

♣ !! ► ↕

Send me  ♣ for a drunk text

       [txt to: venomous bitch] tbh i iwas you did nit hate eme        [txt to: venomous bitch] idk hwy        [txt to: venomous bitch] i juts        [txt to: venomous bitch] look jhust leave me alonge i am sad enoguh withtuoe u

Send me !! for a threatening text

       [txt to: venomous bitch] if u turn on leo the same way you turned on me, i will fuck u up        [txt to: venomous bitch] u have just as much to lose as i do        [txt to: venomous bitch] just as many secrets        [txt to: venomous bitch] dont forget

Send me ► for a text not meant for you

       [txt to: venomous bitch] idk whenever we’re tgt things just stop making any sense and i get all gooey and stupid        [txt to: venomous bitch] i wish i wasn’t like this but i can’t stop        [txt to: venomous bitch] he makes me feel like a puddle        [txt to: venomous bitch] FUCKING SHIT SDLKFAJLSHDF U KNOW I DIDNT MEAN TO TEXT U RIGHT????

Send me ↕ for a scared/worried text

       [txt to: venomous bitch] r u in hongdae rn??        [txt to: venomous bitch] i think i just saw u….        [txt to: venomous bitch] r u in a club being drunk again bc u look hella drunk and the guy ur with just put something in ur drink, r u in the bathroom rn????        [txt to: venomous bitch] look i know u hate me but dont drink ur drink anymore ok i hope u see this before coming out..