#we was all blinded by the hoe hips and the babygirl choker huh

[john-marstn]

I think it's particularly funny that R* made him that dumb because anyone who played the first game had such a high and iconic perception of John, and then the writers went and were like "this is the biggest himbo on this side of the Lannahechee river" and somehow it fitted perfectly

you know, a lot gets said about john marston being stupid but no one mentions that near-universal gang consensus that he’s dumb as a bag of rocks. i thought it was just arthur with his bone to pick but no, i’ve replayed around two hours of this game and almost everyone has commented on it. abigail said he was smart when she was worried he’d been killed only to call him an idiot when i brought him back to camp half-eaten by wolves. john is a good shot with some slutty hips but those are the only goods he’s selling and everyone understands the rest of the shelves are bare.