pupcuntz

[pupcuntz]

YOU! YES, YOU! DEVELOP A NEW PROBLEMATIC KINK FORTHWITH!

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like imagine already being lightheaded from blood loss and a vampire just quietly laughing all “oh, don’t tell me you’re into this?” because. Well

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the five homoerotic love languages:

- intimate stabbing

- outright obsession

- confused pining

- "no one knows me like you do"

- lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows

[pupcuntz]

i dont want a lot for christmas there is just one thing i need (to be corrupted over and over by a bigger guy. as soon as i think we are done he grabs my hips again…)

[pupcuntz]

i’m puppy but also kitty meow meow wruf

[pupcuntz]

*accidentally starts masturbating*

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btw if u pet me, ill lean in and eventually close my eyes and start making little mewling sounds and will probably go belly up to indicate you should pet me there. but dont let your hand dip too close to my hips or my breathing will grow heavy and ill start to squirm ~

[pupcuntz]

are you liking and rbing because you wanna fuck me?

[pupcuntz]

does covid fuck up your gag reflex

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manipulating him monday torturing him tuesday psychologically abusing him wednesday feeding into his addictions thursday killing him friday

[pupcuntz]

it sucks so bad that on top of everything else going on i’m 5’3

[pupcuntz]

bleeding is the most fun a boy can have without taking his clothes off

[pupcuntz]

i was never allowed to grow a penis when i was younger

[pupcuntz]

in the club straight up bothering people

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one lucky follower has been selected to be dissected and reconstructed

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Need to be eaten out till I'm sobbing btw

[pupcuntz]

how it feels when someone says “can i be tmi really quick”