#we stan a delulu king

[duawahausa]

Amigaaaa.....

He's so down bad for Fred

[1onelypoet]

stuck by the glue || Oscar Piastri smau

a/n: 1st ever tumblr post so the formating is weird and the album cover still says beabadoobe but whatever. hopefully it's good, tips are always welcome :) to be continued (maybe, possibly, probably)

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yourusername thank u from the bottom of my heart seattle 💞 can't wait to be back :)

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yourbff ur so hot

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y/nswife y/n come home the kids miss u

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laufey so proud

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y/nupdates what's 3 + 5 ‼️

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oscarpiastri P4 today! Thank you, Silverstone 🧡

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mclaren Great job, Oscar!!

oscarpiastri 🧡🧡

op81lvr slayyyy 🔥🔥

silverstonecircuit Can't wait to have you back on the track!

oscarpiastri can't wait to be back 👊

landonorris_fans the landoscar crumbs ☹️☹️

piastri.jpg HELP THEY LOOK LIKE HIGHLIGHTERS IN THE 2ND PIC

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yourusername la u were insane. thank u thank u thank u. what a special way to end the tour 🌸endlessly grateful for everyone who made this possible. it's truly a dream come true <3

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yourusername TAYLORRRR 😭😭

yourbff the dress is everything

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landoscar not to be delulu but why is oscar liking y/ns posts?? like this is the 2nd time...

oscarpastryyy I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO SAY THIS OMGG y/nfangirl can he not be a fan? 💀 landoscar girl chill 💀💀

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f1gossip Oscar Piastri spotted in NYC by fans. He is allegedly "just visiting" 👀

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carlando4ever finally a gossip post that isn't invasive or speculation

justaninchident it's a gossip acc what do u expect lmao

vroomleclerc we stan a king who actually makes time for his fans 👏

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33verstappen33 shouldn't he be training 💀💀

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ihearty/n MA'AM???? WHO IS THAT?????

y/nupdates whoever it is, i hope they can fight

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yourfriend2 hot summer nights

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landoscar i see you in the likes oscar 👀

y/n4life pls god let it be just a friend 🙏

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oscarpiastri quick recharge before Hungary

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piastrispastry just one chance. please.

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lnop_481 oh to be a malnourished pigeon in nyc 🥲

landonowins WHAT LMFAOO

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[rynnthefangirl]

Thoughts on the first episode of HOTD Season 2:

-As expected, my hatred for Aegon has grown substantially since the previous season. I just find absolutely nothing redeemable about him. He treats war like it is a game, even though it will kill his people. A horrible king. I do enjoy his little brainstorming sesh with his frat bros about epithets-- a perfect example of his ego, and very satisfying knowing that he is in fact remembered as "Aegon the Usurper" and is considered one of the absolute worst kings who ever lived. Wish I could jump through the screen and tell him that.

-Also reminded of my hatred for Crispy Cole, which had cooled in the intervening time as I don't see many people stanning him or justifying him. But he really is just the biggest hypocrite. His reason for hating Rhaenrya is the exact thing that Alicent is currently doing. Another character with zero redeemable qualities.

-I liked Alicent lighting a candle for Luke. Alicent knows that she is in the wrong, that they all are, and a part of her does bitterly regret what happened and empathizes with Rhaenrya. But the tragedy of Show!Alicent is that she was ruled by her spite and jealousy for so long that by the time the consequences of the animosity she brewed start to come, it is too late to go back.

-Blood and Cheese was a disappointment. I don't care about the change to have Daemon send them after Aemond and not specifically Jaehaerys (as far as I'm concerned, if they are going to whitewash the Greens choices, they may as well do it for TB too). But the Sophie's Choice element was the most compelling part of the whole thing, and they just completely erased it. It was RIPE for adaptation too, what a wasted opportunity.

-So sad we didn't see more of Jace and Cregan. I get it, for pacing purposes we can't spend too long in Winterfell, but I feel like they could have had ONE deep and personal conversation between the two of them. Maybe Cregan could have told Jace about his little brother's death, and THAT is the convo that is interrupted with news of Luke's death. Would establish a bond between the two characters with minimal screen time AND plays well into Cregan's eventual role of helping Jace's own little brother ascend the throne. Alas... *sigh*. Though he and Cregan did have good chemistry, maybe they'll deviate from the books and revisit that later in the season/show since they had to cut the Winterfell visit short (I'm delulu).

-But on the other hand, the bits that we did get of Jace were so good! He looks amazing, him crying while delivering his report to Rhaenyra was just heartbreaking. I am so excited to see more of him, he is rapidly becoming one of my favorites.

-Rhaenyra crying over Luke's clothes broke me. I am so so sorry my love, my sweet Queen, I am so sorry that those nasty ass rats did this to you.

-Where are Aegon III and Viserys II :( I'm so desperate for content for them that I interpreted the exchange "Aegon the Strong" "that would be a better fit for my nephew" as a reference to Aegon III even though that doesn't even make sense.

-Overall I feel like it was a lot of setup, which makes sense. Besides B&C missing the mark, I enjoyed it okay, but there wasn't too much substance. Definitely more compelled by the TB side right now than TG, because there just much more emotional weight there.

[robo-milky]

NEW YEAR CLOCHE AND ROOK ARE SOOO CUTE TGT!!!!! I LOVE HER QI PAO ACTUALLY WIWMWMWKWKKWKW-

Chris hear me out…. Cloche restocking the shelves, and struggling to reach the top most one…. And Rook just sweeping in, gingerly plucking whatever goods are in Cloche’s hands. Ah, allow him to assist you, Cloche darling. With his back slotted against hers, stretching over her head to place the goods where they should be….

Maybe even grazing her chin with his fingers, tilting her face upwards to face him… the ghost of a smirk dancing across his cheek…

The brainrot ok- also randomly you know the beckoning cat? The 发财猫 (?) the little guy you see waving outside stores? Rook just holding cloche up outside the store like the lion king meme💀

New Year cards give me so much brainrot tbh including cater’s stupid fucking card I want to chew him so bad

WE STAN NEW YEAR CLOCHE DRIP!!!!! (Please give me a discount I am going broke)

Happy New Years, Ceru! I’m wishing all the best for you too <3 TYSM for popping by and I’m glad you liked her qipao 😭 (Girlie will not culturally appropriate… until she does- /j)

[Response]

• First of all… whAT THE HELL IS THIS NEW YEARS FIRECRACKER—?????!?!!?!

• C-C-Cloche is gonna do her best to be the best volunteer she can be and goddamn it, Rook! Don’t make it seem like she only took the job just for him- (she prolly did let’s admit it-). C’mon Rook, where’s your fighting spirit to have the best team and get the special bonus?!?!? No distractions !!!!1!1!1!1!1! I stg one of them will be “grounded” cause of this-

• …you’re not even ghost marriageable, rook… trying to show off and reach whatever shelf you can… waiting for him to be humbled when there’s a shelf even he can’t reach I’m- 😭

• Rolling on the hills and screaming at the top of my lungs you just had to infect me with more brainrot for this man… I’m gonna get you for this someday…

• Ah, the maneki neko ✨Love those lil guys fr. Imagine Sam having a broken one and then the Rook&Jade team swooping in all like “I have an idea for a replacement, if you’d let us” *cue scheme*

• Rook would most definitely hold up Cloche like that at one point- Only Rook cause… A) Cloche would have scratched Jade B) Rook may or may not want others touching what’s his in such a vulnerable state- I’m sorry I’m being so delulu rn I cant cry sobbing this is fanon event rn-

• …I’d also like to envision that Rook burst into tears whenever he comes in contact with Cat! Cloche because she’s just so tiny and weak/deformed???

• Cater wants to play hagoita with you so bad. …The 50 thaumarks will be worth it! Once the whole New Years sale is wrapped up, you may or may not have a surprise gift or two waiting for you. Cater just wanted to earn back the cash he’s blown, and he did, and what else was he to do with the special bonus?

• You’ll always have a discount, Ceru <3 Cater may or may not have passed on a little message to the third year part timers ;)

[muxas-world]

We love and stan a delulu king (vale)

[not-goldy]

So Goldy this 11:08 discussion reminds me of a convo I just had with my sister recently... we were discussing of how bts members encourage the bad behaviors of their fans and her biggest point was Jungkook. For her, Jungkook encourages the toxic Y/N scenarios and the example she used was the white day live. I, being a jikooker immediately defended Jungkook however once she asked why I chose peace. But that just made me realize that most things Jungkook does to get his mimis attention has been stolen to feed off the Y/N delulus. Jungkook didn't come on live on white day to dine with you he came on live to dine with his mimi who was overseas... Jungkook dressed up handsomely to attract mimi, spoiled alert mimis solo projects and, even mentioned GCF Tokyo and there for you. This also happened during the jimin 2022 bday wish video when army's started trending for "What was the reason?"... well honey bcuz he wanted to thirst trap his babes to a after hours birthday present. Sorry to break it to you Y/Ns but he doesn't do shit to feed your delulus, you do that on your own. The Jungkook fan service king thing needs to come to an end.

Ahhh you should have called me so I join in the discussion.

I agree that all BTS members are guilty of this especially those who over share sensitive vulnerable tales of their lives and enable their fans to trauma bond with them. Those are the ones who inadvertently encourage parasocial attachments and its more insidious and dangerous if you ask me.

I think anyone who overly emphasize on Jungkook thirsttraping and love baiting his fans has their priorities misplaced cos no one truly believes Jungkook is dating them or saving himself for them when calling him baby irks him so much.

But I agree that writing love songs and sharing deep emotional feelings in a song and calling it a fan song is dangerous.

Like these are grown adults they shouldn't still be disguising their romantic feelings, expressions experiences as content made for fans at their big age.

If you want to have this conversation you have to HAVE IT. You have to go to the root of the problem and not just scratch the surface.

When two people are found in the back of a truck taking a break unwinding and enjoying eachother's company THEY SHOULD BE BOLD TO SAY HEY THIS IS OUR ME TIME AND WE DONT APPRECIATE THE INTRUSION.

But saying you hanging out for fans taking pictures for fans loving someone for fans IS HOW FANS GET CROSSED EYES THINKING THEY ARE ENTITLED TO YOUR HEART MIND AND SOUL.

That everything you do is for them and anything else that can't be co-opted should be explained away as fan service.

I mean speaking of encouraging bad behaviors.

I don't know how and why people fixate on Jungkook gyrating and thrusting his hips on live for fans when there are real issues like these to be discussed. I just don't get it.

And I think Jungkook is doing what the members did when they were his age. Someone has to pamper these fans and incentivize them to remain loyal or even to attract them to the group.

I recall we used to call Tae and JM the recruit fairies cos they were the one's who strong fanservice skills drew the crowd and converted new stans.

It's simply Jungkook's turn to do the necessary evil and I genuinely don't see how he's over doing it. Fans are just nuts if they truly fall for him calling Army his girlfriend cos if so he's cheating on every single one of them with the other😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

I take it all as a joke but if people are taking it seriously they need to seek psychiatric intervention.

Can I ask you a question??🤔

Do you not see the real actual problem with BTS or do you genuinely think what Jungkook does is an actual serious problem 🤔

Because it's the least concerning thing on my scale of problematic things BTS do with fans. If they were all just feeding y/n delusions I'd say that was not a problem at all cos Y/ns will always y/n regardless😩

[f0point5]

I’m completely in love with Max and Emilia.

That whole interaction is so cute.

He’d win every race and still go home feeling like a loser had me dying. That such a angsty teenager thing to say.

And He’s got nothing to be jelaous of, they have cats house and life together is probably the best thing I read this month. We stan delutional but confident king.

Please, never give up in this AU ❤️❤️❤️

🥹🥹🥹 they have my heart

You can see how absolutely scarred they are from those teenage angst years lol. They were too young to understand big feelings and they grew up perfect opposites like…I wish I’d had more time to go into that whole history in the smau but it was a hectic half a season lol

He was SO delulu. Like right up until Qatar 2023 man thought they’d just be roommates forever and retire like a gay man and his beard in the 1920s 😂

[redbleedingrose]

I DID NOT KNOW I NEEDED A HEADCANON ON ERIS’ HOBBIES 😫 first of all when it started with “the LOML” I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE AMAZING AND IT WAS 😂😂 loved loved loved how it reflected him being such a great mate and daddy (the little Twila and Marwa mention was adorable 🥹) AND THE ACTIVIST FOR MULTIPLE CAUSES THING AHHHH WE STAN A KING !!! BUT WHAG HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR WAS THE SMUT WRITER PART HOLY SHIT THAT’S CANON IN MY BOOK FR

OH MY GODDDD

I forgot to answer this but this was such an INCREDIBLE ASK!!!!

Listen, Eris is the LOML, my whore, my slut, my king. I would do anything for that male. I am his mate fs in my delulu fantasy mind. I am so WEAK for him.

But he is soooo good. I am fully convinced he is the anti-hero in ACOTAR who is actually the one who is going to save everyone. Like I know there is so little we know about him, but I can just imagine that he is secretly responsible for saving so many lives and we just don't know it... yet.

He is such a good dad, and mate. He is incredibly loving and caring and patient with his babes. He wants to be the exact opposite of what Beron was to him.

He wants Marwa and Twila to look at him and see safety instead of danger. He wants the babes to look at you and him, and realize there is true love and devotion in your relationship rather than fear and hatred. He wants to set a good example for the girls, standing up for what is right.

And yeahhhhh he is the most incredible smut writer. Like no one knows who he is, but everyone knows his penname. His books are a phenomenon in Prythian and essentially the start of the dirty romance book era that occurs.

He is also the most incredible in bed.

[chimerathewriter]

Oh my god is 2023 and I have seen a lot of delulus this year I will list yall a bunch

Billy Hargrove stabs who hoped that he would have come back even if we saw his racist abusive should live that fine body he didn't deserve. And about him being racist...

Stranger Things stans who started to throw racial slurs when Lucas showed up in the trailer playing basketball and thought that he betrayed the gang.

Stranger Things stans again who made fun of Lucas Sinclair hair, as if is not the most time accurate

Again Stranger Things stans who made racist jokes so that Caleb could notice them. And the ones who tried to invalidate Caleb's expurience with racism.

House of the Dragon stans saying that Targaryen incest is better that Lannister incest bffr, and if you tried to say that Jamie raped Cercei yes even Aegon

Aemond Targaryen stans, trying to completely victimise him, if Jace died that night with that rock yall would be silence

Team Green stans saying that team Green is morally better than team black, nope the writers cut a lot of things

Alicent and Rhaenyra shouldn't be idolise as iconic feminist. Because Alicent was indeed a victim of the pathriarchy but she still let his son be a rapist and become King. Rhaenyra wanted the crown and power not because she's a woman she just want to have power just for herself.

Alicent stans who think she never wanted Rhaenyra's demise, delulu as hell if the writers followed the book 100% yall mouth would be shut

Aegon Targaryen stans

Team Black stans who completely ignore how Viserys ignored his other children for his grown ass daughter. And think that Luke shouldn't have a little bit of accountability

Team Black stans who think that Daemon is a good person

Team Black stans supporting blood and cheese

Writers who decided to change some parts of the story

The bitxh who told me that house Martell is white

People who are racist to the black cast of Hotd

Genshin Impact stans

Stans who think that the representation thingy is not a big deal but poc players have to look at their culture being whitewashed

Stans who say Sumeru isn't inspired from North African, Middle Eastern and South Asian culture

Stans who say that the adultificatiom of little girl character is not weird

Ppl who simp for the 1000 Yr looking boy

Miracolous Ladybug stans who hate Marinette beign a stalker (and becase she rejected Chat many times, but we ain't gonna talk how chat is 2 persistent? OK just close your eyes) and praise Cloe even if at this point she's an irredeemable character and the new episode ugh

Girlies who say that Selwyn is the better love interest when Nick is standing right there

The white reader who didn't like Babylon because she didn't related with the main character

Quentin Tarantino stans

MCU stans

White Wanda Vision stans

TVDU stans

The bros who says woke

American Psycho stans

Jk Rowling stans

Hp stans who say there aren't racist undertones in the book

Some yt Encato Stans

Lore of Olympus Stans

Kpop Stans

I Army that tries to put their opinions in Korean politics

Defending Stephanie Meyers racist writing just because she's mormon

Holland Roden stans

Harry Potter stans who ignore the Maruder girls for new gen of Harry potter

People who fancast darkskin black Maruders biracial

People who cast Peter skinny

People who get angry at poc Maruder fancast

People who say that they don't like the new interview with the vampire series, they like everything except Louis and Claudia casting

Now we all know why don't yall like the casting, go and Stan your non canon white movie, and live us queens alone

And lastly

White one direction stans who say that the guys were under contract is for this they couldn't defend Zayn against racism and islamophobia

I still have alot probably I will do a fandoms slander series

[suga-kookiemonster]

One thing I love about Seokjin is his anti delulu agenda! Case in point: twitter(.)com/jinniesarchives/status/1627622189410447360?s=46&t=JwiUSCdRwkPdpBiCVeJXjw

we stan a no-nonsense king! 😍

[limetameta]

Lost has betrayed me. It is boring now. Ana Lucia made it boring.

I will be taking a break from it to do smth else.

But i will return for Sayids sake. Also so happy Sawyer is back and causing shit i love my shitstarter yes king get all the guns bring forth martial law this IS the Lord of the Flies

Also i have not just let slide the fact that Other w Beard said Alex to one of them. My girl Danielles kid is alive and integrated for Sure! I remember names.

Counting down the days till someone pops another round in Ana Lucia.

Sidebar: Ana Lucia is very one dimensional imo and hopefully that will change because right now the way the show is framing her she is one track and kinda annoying about the guns and the Others. Which tbh *yes* she is 100% acting how anyone going thru trauma can act but MY GOD !!!! MY GOD!!! HAVE SOME SORT OF SPAN OF EMOTIONS SINCE I MET U UR ONLY 1 NOTE AND THATS VIOLENCE AND BROODING !!!

I am so spoiled by literally everyone else being written 3 dimensionally that i am very much taken aback by Ana Lucias existence

When will Danielle return!!! I want to see her again. Danielle my queen. Also so happy for Rose. She was so delulu that she manifested her husband to be alive. Love that arc for her.

Excited for this Sawyer and Charlie I can make him worse arc that's happening.

The button continues to bother me. John youre becoming insane. You are entering dislikeable stages of insane. Dont go where me stanning you cant follow. John please. John im the most invested in u.

The scottish reveal hurt me so deeply btw. That was not up to expectations. It should not have been a rando we meet in one episode and then never again. My soul hurt. So much set up. So much wasted potential.

Everything else about the hatch was very good. I still get the feeling that there has to be a part 3 to the Dharma orientation. Theres smth that man isnt telling us about the button.

Eko rising in the ranks to be my new favourite.

[shallyne]

SJM interview is today for HOFAS so there’s something for us! But with Feyre stans on here saying that they don’t think we’ll get anything in this book for her character (No Major power use moments, No POV, No bonus story, No High King or Queen arc) and that supposedly “Rhys will be the focus out of them two” has kinda killed my excitement for anything related to ACOTAR is this world merging book not gonna lie..

Of course it’ll mainly be about CC characters! But I at least had hope that we’d get Feyre x Bryce or Feyre x Bryce x Aelin moments but since no one else thinks so..i’ve felt kinda bummed about it as a whole this past week or so

Still exciting to get new content in January and see what happens nonetheless! I just don’t feel as optimistic now I guess. Sorry to be a party pooper in this ask 😮‍💨 But some people have ruined my optimism a bit. Then another year for her next book if we get nothing from Feyre in this one? I need a series to fall back on in case I have to leave SJM behind if she doesn’t give us any Feyre soon so give me rec’s and advice please!

Don't fret my dear anon, I am sure we will get Feyre content but olease remember, it's an hosab interview so we won't get any acotar news. Don't expect anything acotar accept maybr "hehe rhys was there"

I don't thibk the crossover will play a huge part in hofas so don't get your hopes up. Its still about Bryce and Hunt, not about acotar. But I hope we will get feysand and especially Feyre in the next acotar book

I personally am so excited for the interview, I l9ve SJM interviews (because I'm delulu)

I'm sure if we eilk see Aelin we will get Feyre x Bryce x Aelin. It eould be dumb to exclude one

For Recs:

The crowns of Nyaxia series by Carissa Broadbent

The folk of the air series by Holly Black

Kingdom of the wicked series by Kerri Maniscalco

Shatter me Series by Tahereh Mafi

One Dark Window by Rachel Gillig (Sequel comes out in october)

House of Salt and Sorrows by Erin A Craig

Divine Rivals by Rebecca Ross (Sequel comes out in december)

Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros (Sequel comes out in November)

Caraval series by Stephanie Garber

Once Upon a broken Heart series by Stephanie Garber (sequel to Caravl, last book comes out in october)

A good girls guid to murder series by Holly Jackson

Mead Mishaps series by Kimberly Lemming

[iichaeyj]

bbl hoon’s so delulu but its ok i still love him 🥰

his level of delulu is smth i need tbh </3 but fr, we stan a delusional king‼️

[honeyhotteoks]

I understand about the fic, thank you for considering it anyway. Your latest chapter had me kicking my feet, I saved it in my tabs.

This is my gift to you for your service to delulu fantasies all over the world.

Yunho's Mars is at a Pisces degree which means he could have a thing for feet (and with the amount of feet pics he takes...I'm not surprised).

His Taurus Venus is at a Cancer degree which means he loves to embody the 'Prince Charming' lifestyle & if he's into women, he would want them to have the 'princess' look, all elegant & feminine. Probably would love to call you 'princess' as well.

His Mars & Venus in the 5th & 6th House means he could have 'casual' sex and 'one night stands' but it wouldn't emotionally satisfy him, he does view sex as a means of relieving stress so he can detach himself emotionally if he needs too.

100% dom, hard dom. If he's in a mood for an intense scene, he wouldn't mind having his partner be a 'slave' for him. Definitely the type to be interested in toys & open for experimenting.

Absolute praise king, degradation (giving & receiving) would be a turn-off for him.

Humiliation (giving) he would absolutely simp over.

The size kink is 100% real, he would prefer a partner that's smaller & shorter than him so he can feel protective over them. Would also love to be able to throw them around & pin them down as he pleases.

He can be a pervert, let's be real. What I mean is, he would love to show that your his in public.

An example is, he would love to respectfully destroy you while you're wearing his hoodie, then he would make you wear that hoodie while you're going out with friends.

Sir/Master/Daddy-huge corruption kink, I feel he would genuinely love the idea of an inexperienced partner that he can train to please him & only him.

Ppl talk about Hongjoong Stan's having daddy issues. The Yunho Stan's are the true Stan's with daddy issues, would love to be a D$LF when he's older.

Would love to choke & be choked, would love to leave huge marks everywhere and in rlly obvious places.

Finally, food play. Like whipped cream & chocolate sauce everywhere.

'I don't want to eat too much dessert Princess, not while I have the best looking meal right here in front of me' 😏😏

(For real, why do I think he would actually say something like that.)

I hope this will give you some inspiration for some yunho fics in the future.

If you want me to do this with another member, I absolutely would.

😵😵😵 IM LITERALLY LOSING MY MIND. I genuinely had to walk away from my computer like three times this is making me properly delusional. if you would be so kind, my friend is a san bias and i would LOVE to send her what you have to say about him. ♥

however.... i have yunho thoughts~

listen i didn't want to acknowledge the yunho foot agenda but it exists, like we all saw him spanking san's feet in ode to youth

i so agree with his whole prince charming agenda too, he has always seemed like the type of guy who wants a girl he can spoil a bit. he remembers everyone's birthdays, and he's extremely considerate when he gives gifts, so i think that would be double with a romantic partner.

i also agree with the lack of degradation but still corruption, he seems like the type to want to take care of his partner and ease them into being the perfect sexual partner for him. i can see him wanting a confident and successful partner in her own right, but being a bit jealous and possessive, he loves that she's all for him.

for the choking agenda..... inception yunho during tour was something else. and just yunho saying 'actually i get jealous easily' in this video...

anyways i'm fully delusional now and this is perfect fodder for my fics, thank you as always 💛

[milkybonya]

Jfjdjsjsjs oh my god boyfriend pics are my fav genre of idols pics I always make them my lockscreen like a whole delulu 😔 he looks amazing wowowow I definitely want to watch treasure box at some point!! Is that their survival show or their like regular show thing?? I'm not sure lol but I do enjoy watching the survival shows even though they are known to rip your heart out 😔 ALSO HARUTO BESTIE SODA ONLY!? 😭😭 IS HE OKAY??? 😭😭 Real question tho how are his teeth still so white and beautiful ahh maybe the benefits of being young 😔 (I say as a 22 year old but anyways-) and I agree about mashiho!! I think he could pull off anything but I am a bit biased towards cutie Mashi 🥰 buttttt he did post this pic a few days ago and I was like HELLO??? 👀👀 He literally looks so fine go off king

also I don't think I commented on it in my last ask but Asahi really do just be 🧍 while still doing it all like he is literally amazing?? I found this pic and I couldn't stop thinking about it like man is truly an enigma to me (but I'm like obsessed with it. I wanna figure him out but I also love being surprised by his every move)

I've finally dived more into their other music videos and let me just say I am so uwu over Beautiful and My Treasure those videos make my heart so warm 💙 I love their cute purple suit outfits in my treasure like omg look at them!! I also watched boy very early on in stanning but I've been watching it way more recently I think the switch just needed a second to be turned on. In some of the scenes when Hyunsuk is dancing he just smiles and my heart explodes. He's such a good dancer oml I love watching their performances! (not me going back to jikjin but-) when he's on the right next to Junkyu in the first chorus idk he just exudes such confidence and charisma when he dances. Idk everyone is so talented but when it comes to dancing my eyes to tend to follow him but I guess that's why they call it a bias 🤪 (although jaehyuk and mashiho take the cake for dancing in I love you their parts stand out to me sm I love it)

I've really been enjoying stanning Treasure like 🥺🥺 they're the best boys!!! If you have any specific videos/interviews/fan made videos you think I should check out please let me know I love having things in my queue for when I have a second 🥰 I'm glad to hear you are enjoying your time in Korea! I hope it has been all you've expected and more!! 💙 I hope you have or had a nice day whenever you read this 😊

no cause bf pics are just such a comfort :< so sofT aHH

treasure box is their survival show, yes ! i was told to watch it by someone on here to help me learn abour treasure but i couldn't finish it 😭 i watched it after i already got into them and watching survivals when you already know them is just more painful 😭😭 so watch it at your own risk~

the benefits of youTh sksks IM DEAD AHH but hey youre young too ! we are all young here !!! seriously Haruto ,, what are your teeth secrets 🤲🏼

THAT MASHIHO PIC AHH *@&@*@&#*@*

Asahi is an interesting human omg i love him,,,,,, hes so talented and also weird but we love him <3

the beautiful mv is so cute :< it still amazes me that Yoshi is behind that song omg

Hyunsuk's dancing presence is surreal,, i love how he knows himself so well? if that makes sense?? and it shows through his dance ?? JAEHYUK IN I LOVE YOU HAS MY WHOLE HEART EEEE

omg omg well watching treasure map is a must ! it's treasure's reality show and is so calming/wholesome :< my mind is blanking on what else to watch,, i'm sure if oomfs see this, they will reply/reblog with their own faves but ! oH treasure's yearly dance complication cover thingies are always so fun omg

my mind is blanking so hard T.T

have the best day/night ever, my love! stay hydrated, eat well, and take breaks !!!

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JISOL OMGGGGG I HAVE SO MANY COMMENTS AHH but first I wanted to apologize for taking so long to respond :(( I've been really busy and stressed with school (while dealing with chiwoo 😭) but I knew I wanted to give a long commentary on your message so I wanted to wait until I had the time to do so!! I read your message the day you sent it and oh my gosh when I tell you I SMILED SO BIG!! Gosh I am so so so happy you had such an amazing experience 😭 it genuinely made me so happy to read about this!! I'm so happy I've found the time to respond now 🥺 OH and I tell my irls about you too 😭😭 I told them about how sweet you are and how you helped me get the courage to start talking with Kingdom on the fancafe and all the great tips you gave me about fansigning way back when (by the way! I think Im going to give it a real shot for their next comeback! I got a kaddy and everything ahh so I might have more questions as the comeback gets closer 💙). Also I know you joke about being my flower girl but JISOL WHAT I WOULD DO TO MEET YOU IN PERSON AND GIVE YOU THE BIGGEST HUG!!!! You are so so so sweet I jfjdjsjs I am uwuing just thinking about it hehe but anyways onto the GOOD STUFF

also I am familiar with the DKB members bc of eddy's videos but I don't confidently know all of their names. So I'm just going to refer to them as the nicknames you gave them when you talked about each call!! But anyways~ the dongil call was so sweet 🥺 the screenshot you included was absolutely precious yall look ADORABLE!! also you look so cute omgggg they were all probably gushing about how precious you are jisol ahhh I love your bear shirt!! And Idk if I've already told you but I love love love your septum piercing!! It suits you so well 😍 and then Gwangie 🥺 "heart is bomb" ahhh he's so cute!! Also we love a self aware man who knows he's handsome 🤩 ALSO I EXPECT CONCERT PICS AND STORIES ONCE YOU GO !!!! also okay but the stark change in the Lune call where he says no to be handsome like 😭😭?? Bestie where??? He's literally so stunning oml he's literally glowing in the screenshot like how does he manage it ahh but smh LUNE he was probably just too stunned by your beauty so he was speechless 🥰 a nervous slip of the mind I'm sure hehe ALSO HAHAHA THIS CALL WAS MY FAV MAYBE ITS BC I LIVE OFF OF CHAOS AND FEVER DREAMS ARE MY FAV DREAMS BUT OML- I literally laughed so hard when I read this the first time like I love sentimental fan calls bc like you finally get to tell the directly how much they mean to you! But I also love the crazy ones bc my delulu brain is like ah yes this means we're BESTIES 😭😭 the gang signs and T very dance swag idk I love this guy's energy what a king I Stan LOL but ofc as much as I laughed with the last call, my heart swelled when I read about you and Junseo 🥺 I can't believe he had written down what he wanted to say to you JISOL 😭😭 you two are so precious I will LITERALLY SOB 😭 ofc he missed you! I can't believe he remembered the NUMBER of your last letter oh my gosh he loves you so much I can tell it's so obvious ahhh 😭😭😭 y'all are so cute I need to LEAVE- LOL no but teo omgg that's so cute!! I can't believe you asked him a sweet question about if he was cold and man FLEXED in response 😭😭 also him still talking after time is up ahhh they all love you Jisol!! Gosh it's so precious I literally love yalls relationship it is what I aim to have with kingdom someday truly 🙏🏻🙏🏻 (ps teo is so right you are so pretty hehe just in case you needed to hear it again!!) also okay I'm dying over your HAROLD in all caps like I know his name is Harry June and he's the baby and yet HAROLD 😂 making the poor baby sound like an old man I'm dying oml- also you didn't mess up the call!! You got to tell him he's an amazing dancer and that's better than nothing!! Also telling him he's so cool you don't know how to talk to him jdjsjs SO VALID!! I feel like I'd be starstruck too!! Yuku is really cute 🥺 one of my friends biases him and ahh she sends me the cutest pictures of him! This call seems so on point with my perception of him like he seems absolutely adorable!! He gives me such Mujin vibes so that makes me want to love him to the end of the Earth oml ps the screenshot for his call is so so so cute i love it sm 🥰 also e chan 🥺 I don't follow dkb as much as you ofc but he gives me such bias vibes idk I feel like if I followed more he'd be my bias 🥺 your call with him was so so so cute! I loved the screenshot you added for this one too his face ahhh he'd so cute! ALSO PLS JISOL YOU LIED TO THE POOR MAN 😭😭 but your nails omg they are so cool!! I can't believe yall matched like omg GOALS 🤩🤩

That was so awesome to read ah jisol I loved it 🥺 thank you for sharing this with me!! I know I don't follow dkb too well but you are ALWAYS more than welcome to gush about them to me 🥰 what makes you happy makes me happy too!! This letter has gotten so long oml I hope Tumblr doesn't eat it (saving it in my notes just in case bc I already accidentally deleted it once when I was halfway done writing it 😭😭😭). I love you so much!! I hope things are going well and I look forward to talking to you again soon hehe 💙

KELS!!! I should be apologising to you!!!!! my message is so late because this past week has been rough and hectic and generally just shitty... as soon as I saw everything about Chiwoo I instantly wondered if you were okay... I hate when things like this happen and there are no answers given and the company does shitty things like deleting the members posts as if they never existed in the first place... it's almost sickening in a way because it feels so invalidating of his efforts and of the love that the members and fans have for him. I hope he is doing well and I hope you are too.

It also makes me so unbelievably happy to know that I'm talked about in such positive and sweet ways by one of my most favourite people!! I hope your girls like me too haha. If you ever need group order help and fansign advice, just let me know and I will give you any and all information that I can!! Also, I would love to meet you in person one day /sobs/ you are so kind and lovely and genuinely offer me so much brightness!! You're truly the greatest! I'm sending you infinite hugs!!

As for the call, I'm just grateful you cared enough to comment on it so much that really means the world to me like my girls suck ass and so being able to gush and not feel as if I'm oversharing means the world to me... I'm so grateful for your existence honestly. I meet them in 3 FUCKING DAYS!!!!!! I keep getting these waves of realization that make my legs go numb alksjdhlakhjflei like the thought of Junseo and Teo and JUNSEO seeing me in person and like knowing it's me just boggles me... like will they be excited? disappointed? will they instantly fall in love and take me back to Korea to live out my delulu dreams LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the possibilities are endless!! Not to mention the VVIP tickets have a group photo, hi-touch, fansign, and then I bought the snapshots... and from these videos of pictures from the first show yesterday... I won't be alive to tell anyone about it at all because they just look so good and, AND THEY ARE PERFORMING SAMSUNG soooooooooooooo I hope they remember to bring out the 4th mic so I can perform with them ahahahaha

I also go see Kurtis Conner tomorrow, which is so drastically not related to kpop, but I'm excited about it nonetheless because he literally helped form my sense of humour... He liked my tweet about seeing him soon and I shat bricks lmfaoooo.

What are some updates with you?? How is school going?? Is anything exciting happening? Any marriage proposal from the Kingdom members?? I want to hear all about everything!!

Sending you so so so much love!!!!!