#we said syncope <3 deletion <3

[linguenuvolose]

no part of huvud is intact: huvet, huvusaken, huvubonad, överhuvutaget, ljushuve. 

[ggukkieland]

📚BTS Fic Reads - 2021 January Pt 2

*Fics are not mine. Credits go to all the writers. Please show them love by reblogging and/or commenting on their work 🥰. 

Note: if link doesn’t work, click on author and go to their masterlist

🥕Ongoing - most recent chapter [as of date this list was posted] 🥕Completed - completed one shots | series 🌹 S - smut | F - fluff | A - angst 🌷 with reaction/commentary (if reading reactions help)

PART 1  (most of the fics were part of my Dec reads but I opted to post my favorite holiday-themed fics instead to match the 🎄☃️❄️🎄mood)

🥕[Ongoing Series]

Bad Influence Collection @noteguk - JJK | 16.1k (so far) | Bad Boy AU, Good Girl AU, Enemies to Lovers, FWB AU | S, slight A, slight F ~ [2/?] + [2 Drabbles] 

Bad Influence 🌷

Bad Behavior

Drabbles [2/?] 

Before You @ephemeralkookie - JJK | 21k (so far) | Tattooed!JK, Friends to Lovers, Parents AU | F, S, A

Original Story 🌷

Other stories in the Before You Universe

Countermelody @bonvoyagenoona  - MYG | 54.8k |  Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Producer AU, Music AU | F, S, A ~ [3/5]

Dissonance

Tuning

Syncopation

Don’t Hold Your Breath @ilikemesometaetaes - JJK | 32.3k | CEO!reader, Rockstar AU, Exes AU | A, S, F ~ [6/10] 

Driving Me Wild @koorara - JJK |  13.2k | followed roommate demon Jungkook to hell, Demon AU, Soulmate AU, Roommate AU  | F ~ [3/? + 1/? Drabble]  (this is really cute 🥰) 

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Halloween Special

In the Middle @taetemae - JJK x Reader x MYG | 7.6k | Love Triangle AU, Unrequited Love AU | A, S [1/3] 

Little Mouse @jjungkookislife - JJK | 19k | Established Relationship, College AU, Frat Boy AU, College AU | F, S, slight A ~ [8/?] 

01 02 03 04 05 06 07 

Christmas Special

Valentine’s Day

Maybe I Do @jiminssthetic - KTH | 96k | CEO AU, Arranged Marriage AU, Strangers to Lovers | A, F, S ~ [6/11] 

My Tears Ricochet Drabble Series @augustbutwinter - KTH | 1.9k | Ghost AU, Roommate AU | F, A ~ [2/12]

Pearls & Poinsettias @chillingkoo - JHS | 12k | CEO AU, Escort AU, Christmas AU | S, F ~ [2/3] 

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Still reading ongoing series from previous reading lists, whenever there is an update 😊

🥕[Completed Fics/Series]

Namjoon

Asmodeus @jingabitch - one shot | 3.6k | Demon AU, Witch!Reader - While trying to summon a demon, you have an encounter with Namjoon | S  (I love this! spooky yet 🔥) 🌷

Friction @bangtanbetchfics - series | 27.5k | Rivals, Enemies to Lovers, CEO AU, feat matchmaker assistants VMIN | S, F ~ [4/4] 

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Seokjin

Aubade @junghelioseok - one shot | 9.9k | One Night Stand AU, Snowed In | S 🌷

Mea Culpa @jinned -  one shot | 16.9k | Warlock AU, demon realm | S, F, A

That Famous Happy Ending @jinpanman - drabble | 2.3k | Royalty AU, Enchanted AU, Seokjin as Prince Edward | F

Uptown Girl @moononthejoon - one shot |  16.4k | part of the Playlist series, Bodyguard AU, Royalty AU, Enemies to Lovers | F, S

Yoongi

a love that endures @cinnaminsvga - one shot | 14.4k | High School Reunion AU, Exes to Lovers |  F, minor A

Eargasm  @lavishedinjimin - one shot |  9.5k | Phone Sex AU, Sex Hotline AU | S  🌷 (a re-read; imagine yoongi’s honey voice 🥵💦)

Untitled  @bxebxee - drabble | 1.8k | exes(?), “Yoongi has gone through twenty-seven phone numbers over the last ten years” | A, S (this is good, can’t believe it’s only 1.8k felt like a lot happened) 🌷

Hoseok 

A Court of Curses @readyplayerhobi - one shot | Vampire Prince x Witch!Reader, Arranged Marriage AU | S, A, F 🌷

Sometimes I Don’t Like Being Last On Your List @honeytae - one shot | 3.2k | Established Relationship, Slice of Life, arguments | A, F

The Compromise @chim-chimmie  - one shot | 12.8k | Enemies to Lovers, kind of Fuckboy AU | A, S, F

Jimin

Could Have Been You @ressjeon - drabble | 832 | bickering exes | A but in a cute way? 😁 (author considering turning it into one shot so here’s my vote 💕)

For Whom the Bell Tolls @softyoongiionly - one shot | 8k | Fantasy AU, Mythology AU, Demi-god AU | A, F, S 🌷

Remedy for Mondays @dovechim​ - series | 41.9k | Co-worker AU, Fake Pregnancy AU (lol), Fake Dating AU, fake baby daddy 😅 | F, A, S (actually a re-read because I miss HR Namjoon 🥰)

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Try Me @jjkxla - series | 11k | Gang AU, Neighbor AU | A, S ~ [4/4] (I read this on AO3 but it’s also on tumblr 🥰)

Prologue 01 02 03

Taehyung

Boy With Luv by ephemeralkookie - one shot | 11.6k | Idol AU, established relationship, healing/comfort fic, Slice of Life | F, S 

Get You The Moon @bymoonchild - one shot | 19.6k | Enemies to Lovers, College AU, Football AU, Jock!Taehyung, Student Reporter!OC | A, F, S 🌷 (a re-read🥰)

Kismesis @sincerelyourfangirl - one shot | 7.1k | Enemies to Lovers, Fake Dating for free cakes, Holiday AU | F 🌷

Tease @caiuscassiuss - one shot | 13k | Brother’s Bestfriend AU, Enemies to Lovers | S, F

Jungkook

The Accountant @avveh - one shot | 3.4k | Idol AU, hired to relieve his stress 😉 | S, PWP 

After Hours @zibermuda - one shot | 4k | CEO AU, Assistant!OC | S, F 🌷

Anpanman 🌷 @honeymoonjin - one shot | 6.6k |  part of the love yourself collab, Bestfriends AU, Fake Dating to get cheaper therapy lol 😅 | S, F, A 🌷

A Scum’s Wish @bobagukk - one shot | 4.3k | based on the anime of same title, FWB AU, Rebound(?) AU, Unrequited AU (they’re in love with other people) | A, slight S 

Beast by ephemeralkookie - one shot | 4.1k | established relationship, jealous Kook | S, A, F

Begin Again @jinings - one shot | 10.4k | Single Dad AU, Blended!AU (like the movie), Vacation AU, teacher!reader | F, S, A 🌷

Canceled by zibermuda - one shot (but writer said there’ll be pt2?) | 6.4k | Blogger AU | S 🌷

The Dark Prince @jkeuphoriadreamland - series | 44.1k | Curse AU, Royalty AU, Yandere themes | A, S ~ [8/8] (😥 poor prince Koo)

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Daydreams @voidswan - drabble | 1.3k | Jungkook has dreams about a woman he had never ever seen in his life | S 🌷

Deep Six @bratkook - two shot | 40.3k | (rival) Gang AU, infidelity/forbidden love, action | A, S, F ~ [2/2] 🌷

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Delete Voicemail? feat Taehyung @evangelene - one shot | 5k | Exes AU, Established Relationship, it’s just 😭 | 🌷

Fierce & Delicate + Felicity @mintseesaw - two shot | 22.4k Established Relationship, Husband AU, her parents don’t approve | A, F, S ~ [2/2] 🌷

Heated @whatifyoulivelikethat- one shot | 5.8k | Bestfriends AU, dom-sub conversation that led to more 😉 | S, A 🌷

Is Your Refrigerator Running? @joheun-saram - one shot | 4.2k | Fratboy AU, College AU, prank calls | F, humor 🌷

It Takes Two @suqakoo - one shot | 21.1k | Soulmate AU, CEO AU, fashion designer!reader, Spring AU | A, F, S 🌷 (actually a re-read, author accidentally deleted her fics) ⭐one of my ultimate favorites⭐

A Little Sand Never Hurt Anyone @mimikookie - one shot | 12.5k | bestfriends to lovers, friends celebrating 10 years of friendship | S, F (read this on AO3 before 🤔)

Love You, Crazy @vinterjeon - one shot | 3.1k | established relationship, LDR | F, S

The Masked Stranger @nottojay - one shot | 2.9k | Friends to Lovers, One Night Stand (sort of), Masquerade AU | S, F 🌷

Night Apple is Poison Apple @helvonasche - series | 30.5k | OC came back to town, childhood acquaintances turned FWB AU | S, A, F ~ [10/10]

Strings Attached  by ephemeralkookie - one shot | 4.4k | Idol AU, Friends to Lovers, FWB AU | S, F

Sorry + I’m Not Sorry by bxebee - drabbles | 4k | ex-classmates, ex-bully!JK, prosecutor!reader, Reunion AU | S, A, F   🌷

A Touch of Fate by yoonia - one shot | 9.2k | follow up to We Are All Dreamers, soulmate AU, ex-E2L, Neighbors AU, Established Relationship | F, S 🌷

You Are Mine @deathbyyoongi - one shot | 8.2k | College AU, sort of Enemies to Lovers, popular!JK, jealous Koo | S, A 🌷

Youngblood by jinned - one shot | 14.6k | Enemies to Lovers, Journalist!OC, Rockstar AU | S 🌷 (had to read it again, I just noticed the new banner 🥰)

Multi

love triangles, here we go 💔💔💔

🌹 Namjoon x Reader x Yoongi

Egotistic @pasteljeon - one shot | 4.4k | Childhood Friends AU, College AU, FWB AU | S, A, F 

Threads @yoonia - one shot | 7.2k | Slice of Life, One-sided Love AU, Infidelity AU | S, A, F

🌹  Yoongi x Reader x Jungkook

Heartbeat @xbaepsae -  two-shot |  24.9k | Musician AU, Unrequited Love AU, Friends to Lovers, Love Triangle AU | A, S, F ~ [2/2] (💔 my heart)

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🥕 posted: 2021 Jan 28 🥕 link to other reading lists  🌹 I love to read so feel free to recommend a fic =)

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DEAR WHYPEEPOZS, Don't be afraid of Death or Jail, @ Least in Jail, you can practice ➲Astral Projection When Your Butt Is Literally Free - No Pun Intended, It's an excellent trigger tool, physical restrictions might lead to Out Of Body Experiences - [Theoretical Metaphysics. / actual exp. performed 2X in 2 COP cells.FAIL]

: ➲Question: :How the Hell does one live an entire lifetime on Earth and not expect to go to Jail, Be Arrested unlawfully or not have the thought of death being killed for being of / in a certain shade, for doing absolutely nothing 'AT SOME POINT IN TIME' on ones mind 24 hrs / 365 is the question- What is that experience of non experiencing , 

UPDATED➲Dutch woman, 99, gets 'arrested' just so she can tick it off her bucket list

An elderly Dutch woman named Annie was able to cross off a rather unusual item from her bucket list when she was "arrested" and "booked" into a jail cell at her local police station.

2017- feb 27 Posted Mon at 2:13am - Click

 An entire lifetime soaked in mediocrity, even if  self appointed, unqualified and forever authoritative , though misleading where left unchecked , a  lifetime of Non direct complimentary syncopation, meaning inexperience, where and if necessary , what's that all about?  ?  I Can't process, Please I plead to you, tell me, teach me something l don't know .  

and goatmouth spiritualists, don't lie and try use these lyrics to prove how holy your arses are - don't tell me about ''you create your own reality B.S. go among southern sudanese or Nigerians in S.A. and repeat that shit , see what they'll do to you - duh)  

➲Lyrics  1 : Dear whyte people, don't be scared of jail, in jail you have the best opportunity to practice OBE - Astral projection, they will have your body, but you are still free ----- And when so called death comes, she doesn't come solo, she comes with another who in my case pleaded my case, FELT / STILL FEELS LIKE SHE WAS FULL OF LOVE,   A MOTHER'S LOVE OR AN ELDER  COMPASSIONATE OVERWHELMING FEELING,   I HAD THE FEELING SHE HAS POWER OVER THE CARE-LESS ENERGY I  PROCESSED AS NEUTRAL  (the interesting sidenote is, she did not delete that memory,  regardless the suspicion that I careless too , my big MOUTH LOL ) -, l guess for lack of better words, I'M STILL HERE AM I NOT -Don't be scared of going, if you aren't meant to , you won't be extracted, even if you ask for it ---  

  THEY MIGHT EVEN COME TO TELL YOUR ARSE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND nudge you to realize that your extraction is not your call to make,and if you continue wishy washy-ness, your ass will truly get whopped in ways beyond the scope of these lyrics (Enough said) -

--- This might sound crazy, ‘’But’ perhaps the most OCCULTISH thing you will ever read, uninitiated - My gift to you - VIDEO: Yankee guy cries unashamedly like a whore  scared of ''Jailing' or in better grammar, scared of going to Prison15 Years Hard Labor in N. Korea for Trying to Steal Poster

➲Lyrics 2: Whypeepoz always like to talk hard and rough on facebook, youtube and offline when they are in groups --

Notice how well behaved they are in court -

MY QUESTION--------------Why are they so scared of jail, or should l have asked, why are Black people , especially like myself so acclimatized to being arrested, being raided , being detained, being kicked in my black ass for wanting to observe the law,  and have my rights respected by supposed law enforcers  and BEATING YALL ASS IN COURT, INCLUDING YOUR PROSECUTORS, WHY?

In court we dont cry, you freaks cry though -#YALL DIE STANDING, CRY BABY FUCKS

Black man demands respect from Judge, regardless jail -Racial programme called justice

➲Link 3- #whitepriviledge, 

if they weren't caucasians they would have gotten like at least 60 to life for terrorizing babies and for terrorism on US Soil -THEY SHOULD BE RETRIED AND GIVEN DEATH SENTENCES -KILL THEM ALL - Ase /➲FUCK THEM, ROAST THESE TERRORIST RESTLESS PIGS . In my reality, they probably would have faced the ➲firing squad   Judge sentences 2 people convicted in Confederate flag / terrorism charge confrontation

TODAYS OCCULT TIP FOR WHYPEEPOZ (i don't speak to dem directly, so pass it on to dem if you like or know them, #NODEBATE Zzzz  same ole same ole daily bullshit they're boring or mostly boring, to me personally, i swear to gawwwrd :'(