#we love a dilusional man!!

[jazzzzzzhands]

HI!!! I LITTERALLY ADORE YOUR QUESTION ANSWERER DESIGN!! I JUST WANTED 2 SAY THAT

Oh?? You like... Him???

Well He is a very very busy man, I'm not sure if he would notice your affection!! I'm sure he would be flattered if he wasn't tangled up in his work!

But word to the wise, I would be careful around him! He has been known to be quite...

~Obsessive~

[anexlarrieblog]

So since that Larry album receipt came out on 2P last week, plus the rest of the track leaks, I’ve started seeing so many people (both Larries and PR harries, hell even some normal Harries) start to twist the album already to saying it is mainly going to be full of songs he wrote for Fine Line that he’s using now, so none of the songs can be about Olivia (and that would make them about Camille? Or possibly a secret long term serious relationship Harry had from March 2020-October 2020 🤔)

So Harry wrote all these super sappy mushy in love songs back in 2017/2018 and is just now releasing an entire album about them? Or he started a brand new very serious relationship during lockdown, wrote all about it and then this mystery relationship broke up by Oct 2020 and he’s just now releasing them and doing a whole album about it? The man said FL was about feeling sad and it was about a breakup. From the details we have so far, it seems the HH songs will be love songs/songs about himself experiencing change to become the happy and content version of himself.

I do think 1-2 songs may have been written a while ago (possibly when he was writing FL) but to say this entire album will be old songs he wrote 4 years ago??? What?? 🙄 We have multiple articles detailing when the album was written. We have Harry himself, plus interviews with Kid and Tyler talking about working on it in 2020/2021, yet that all gets ignored because people can’t handle that he’s about to release an album that will have love songs on it related to his current relationship, in which he appears happier than ever.

Harry is radiating happiness and love at the moment - why are people ignoring this??? It pisses me off so much honestly. Do I think this is an Olivia Wilde tribute album - no. Do I think there will be several happy love songs about her/this relationship - yes. Because I’m not dilusional and live in reality where I can see they are in a happy relationship and have been since fall 2020. Honestly I do hope there are songs with specific references to her that can’t be denied so these people can look stupid. Sorry for the novel, just needed to vent about the ridiculousness I see all over my timeline!

No worries, and agree with everything you’ve said. Anyone who is saying this is a ‘quarantine album’ and written in ‘2020’ or whatever is just plainly lying and using it for the agenda that none of the songs are about Olivia. From the songs we have heard so far, there are already obvious references to her. I am with you, why anyone would want to deny this is beyond me. Besides l*rries who have an obvious agenda I don’t understand why any harries are trying this hard to … erase facts. It’s stupid and frankly, annoying as hell.

[hermankopusortizorsumshite]

Standing Outside of Heaven

@annluca Babygirl, here’s this. I hope this is all you dreamed. <3

WARNINGS: violence, gunshots

You’d been kidnapped and were currently sitting in a dungeon of a basement, the mildew smell burning your nostrils. Everything felt damp and you were so exhausted. You’d been taken almost two months ago, and the team hadn’t quit looking for you.

“No!” You hear a shout and it piques your interest. Listening carefully, as well as you could; you hear voices super muffled and you start to slam your arms against the bars, the metal handcuffs clanging and tinging, the echoing is deafening as you yell and scream.

“In here! I’m in here!” You cry, tears rolling down your cheeks. You didn’t care if you were dilusional. You could swear you heard voices near you and you knew your chance was now.

“Shut up!” Your captor barks, reaching down and busting your fingers with the butt of the pistol in his hand. As he took off the blindfold for the first time since being kidnapped in the daylight, you find yourself tucked into the corner of a wide open room. You could have sworn you were in a small damp basement, not an old abandoned warehouse.

“Hey! In here!” You hear a voice that almost sounded like Hondo. As the voice’s owner comes around the corner and stands across the room from you, maybe fifty yards away, you find yourself crying. “Luca, Street, this is Hondo. When you come in, don’t panic. Okay?” Hondo croons through his mic. When Deacon steps into the room, tears fill his eyes but he swallows the sadness.

“Holy shit.” Deacon murmurs, his eyes taking in the horrific sight that you are, lying almost dead on the floor. “Luca, Street, come in quietly.” Deacon calls, giving them the signal to join them in the room.

“Target located. I don’t have a clear shot.” Street mutters, the tears falling down his face as he sees you, his little sister, lying on the cold cement floor.

“You shoot me, I shoot her.” The man growls, jamming a gun toward you. Street doesn’t back down, finding a shot at the man.

“Listen dude. Me and Luca here, we just want to bring her in safe. I don’t really care if you leave man. But that girl you got, she’s our teammate. His girlfriend.” Hondo points to Luca who stands as strong as he can, quaking like a leaf.

“Well if the boy shoots, I shoot.” The perp barks back, shaking the gun at you. You lay on the floor, a small frown on your face.

“Holy shit.” You hear Chris and Tan murmur collectively.

“We’ve got a guy down here! We’ve got y/n down here. She’s in critical condition. Listen buddy, I know you like her. You want to keep her, but you can’t man. Not like this. If you don’t let us get her to a hospital she’ll die, do you want that?” Hondo reasons, reaching towards the man hoping to gain trust.

“I got a shot!” Street yells, and in the blink of an eye, Street’s gun fires and a second shot echoes.

“No!” Luca cries, sprinting for you.

“What?” Street breathes, his knees hitting the concrete with a thud. “No. No.”

“She’s going!” Luca screams, grabbing you against him and running for an ambulance anywhere.

“Luca!” Hondo shouts, trying to stop him. “Wait!”

“No! I’m not losing her! Her heart rate is dropping. Her heart is stopping!” He shouts, all but rolling you onto a stretcher. The EMTs start chest compressions and Luca bails into the ambulance. He watches the MedTechs work, willing himself to sit on his hands to keep from touching you.

“Sir, please don’t touch.” He didn’t even realize that his hands were migrating towards your body. Stuffing them under his thighs, he leans forward and puts pressure on his hands to keep them under him. Luca waits until she’s out at the hospital before disembarking the ambulance and sprinting beside the gurney as far as they’ll let him go.

“She’s gonna die isn’t she.” Luca murmurs, staring at the MedTech standing with him.

“Sir, it doesn’t look good.” The MedTech claps Luca on the shoulder before walking away.

“I should’ve ran faster.” He murmurs, heading for the waiting room.

“Family for y/n?” The doctor calls almost fifteen minutes later. The whole team stands and meets with the doctor. “I’m so sorry for your loss. We did everything we could to help her. The bullet was too close to her heart. We were able to pull the bullet out and patch the hole in her heart but it was too late. I’m so sorry.”

As you walk down a glowing white runway towards a golden glow, you find yourself breathing easier. Your feet carry you towards that glow.

Five yards.

3 yards.

1 yard.

2 feet.

You get within reach of the glowing golden door and grab the handle only to find that it sears your hand. Jumping back, you shake your hand look to see your palm is blistering but it doesn’t hurt.

“My sweet child, your child hasn’t been born yet, tell me how you’ve gotten here?” A voice booms from somewhere above her.

“My child?”

“Yes. How did you get here so early?” The voice asks.

“I got shot.”

“My child. Would you like to stay? Or go and experience the rest of your life?”

“Do I get Dominique Luca? If not, I’ll just stay.” You shrug, still inspecting the burn on your hand. The voice chuckles.

“Yes, my child. The Luca is your soulmate.”

“I’ll go back.” You whisper, tears filling your eyes.

Luca slams his fists into your chest, trying so hard to bring you back. You gasp, sitting straight up and stare at Luca with wide, tear filled eyes.

“Luca,” you whisper, pulling him against you.

“My baby.” He whispers, grabbing you up and hugging you tightly to him. Holding up your palm you look to find the sear marks on your hand and now your wrist as you further inspect.

“I met him.” You coo. Luca leans back to look at you.

“What?”

“I met him. He’s real. And we have a child together. I told him I wouldn’t come back if you weren’t my soulmate.” You give him an embarrassed smile.

“You’d rather be dead than live without me.” He laughs.

“Yeah, and he said you were my soulmate. But Luca, look. Look at this.” You hold out your arm and show him the paper white scars that now run up your arm and across your palm.

“Woah, what’s that?”

“I grabbed the door knob and it burnt me.”

“Woah, baby.” He coos, pulling you back into a warm hug. Your eyes drift to your brother who’s confused and shocked and tears-eyed.

“Street.” You coo, waving him over. He pulls you into him as Luca steps away and your arms tighten around his shoulders.

“I love you so much. I’m so sorry.”

“It’s okay. I’m here.”

“Baby, I love you.” Luca whispers, kissing your knuckles.

“I love you too.”

“Marry me.” He whispers.

“Yes.” You whisper back. He slides a small little ring onto your finger and you grin, tears filling your eyes.

[chaos-storm]

I love sounding fucking dilusional when talking about my friend Rikard:

"He is my sister. No I am not comparing him to any of my biological sisters, but his gender is "My sister'. He identifies as a man but he agrees.

My actual sister is saved as [her name] in my phone list so I wouldnt get it confused, cause Rikard is saved as "My sister".

Me and Rikard are actual biological twins and constantly refer to eachother as such, but we are not related and arent even born in the same year."

[jaytelligence]

Nobody was there for me when I first got sexually abused . I was 7. I didn’t even know anything about sex much less speak on it. I never told anybody but I never forgot. It fucked me up because I felt like that’s how men were. I had the mentality that I was supposed to be like that with men. My cousin used to make me suck his dick.. at 7 years old.

“This is what God made woman for.”

“If you don’t want to go to hell you have to do it.”

“I’m going to tell your mom and she is going to hit you.”

“It feels amazing when you do it, you are a good girl.”

“Don’t tell anybody because God will get mad.”

“We have to do it everyday or else God will get mad and punish you.”

“It’s just like eating a lollipop.”

“If you don’t move it won’t hurt.”

“Stop moving or I’ll go harder.”

“Scream my name before I smack you.”

“Why is there always blood.”

“You need to stop bleeding and messing up my sheets”

“If you keep crying I’m going to kill you.”

“If you don’t let me I’m going to kill your little brother.”

“If you tell anybody I will kill your entire family”

When I was 10 my oldest brother confessed his love for me. I guess he felt bad after he beat me up so bad my eyes were swollen shut. He didn’t care I was on my period when he raped me. He disappeared and wound up dead.

At 11, a man on the subway shoved me into the bathroom. I didn’t know subways had bathrooms. He put something in my mouth and I felt drowsy. When I woke up my pants were off and I was on the disgusting wet train station bathroom. Nobody found me because nobody even uses these bathrooms. I got home in the middle of the night and my parents didn’t even believe me they thought I was on drugs and called me crazy.

That same year one of my teachers touched me inappropriately and offered to give me good grades in exchange for a blowie . So I crashed his car and got expelled.

When I was 13 my brother killed a guy that raped me when I was on my way to school . Then they killed my brother.

When I was 16 I got jumped by 3 men who each had their way with me . They beat me , spit in my mouth , pissed all over my face . They put my phone in my vagina . Then they just left me there. Nobody found me till the next day.

When I was 17 my parents put me in rehab and one of my counselors would always touch me inappropriately. Then told my family I was dilusional and it was part of withdrawing affects. He snuck into my dorm in the middle of the night and put his dick in my mouth . When I woke up and my reflexes bit down hard he punched me . Idk what he ended up doing because he knocked me out and left me there.

Sexual abuse is real, it’s brutal, and it’s hard to heal from it.

[endoftheworldblockparty]

Alright stay with me

 So imagine if crocker actually captured wanda and cosmo, Jorgen von strangle would immedately find out, unless crocker nabbed timmy too. While captured crocker puts wanda and cosmo through a series of excruciating  magic extractions in order to gain their power and rule the world. As each test and trial weighed on cosmo and wanda, crocker grew closer to gaining their powers and knew timmy would stop him. After draining almost all of wandas power first crocker uses cosmos powers to kill timmy. Cosmo being unable to take the pain, goes insane. His madness welling inside of him till he finally cracks and breaks Da Rulez. Causing jorgen von strangle to imeditely find and save them both. Cosmo being so dilusional is forced to give up his powers and is banished to the human world. Wanda watches over him from fairy world but being apart from cosmo for so long drives her mad, and blind with love. Unable to see that cosmo is no longer the man she knew him as, she follows after him. A tale of what was love then turns into the abusive relationship we know as harley quinn and the joker.

[chodesese]

Of course twitter handle from KP women are the most jealous bunch always throwing daggers at Meghan do you want to write a book about all Harry’s dates? how come none of them wants to join his RF just fun all the time if they like him so much problem is you can’t have it both ways ppl keep specs like he don’t know what he wants these women seem to have a strong hold on him, seriously how come he was happy to be single again 2015 to conscentrate on his life moving forward ( he is the master of his soul) he said but you don’t want to defend his choice of marriage screw all of you haters he chose whom he wants they had their chances now you crying foul like he committed a crime.

Amateur dilusional l really like Harry I don’t want to bring his past into it but to remind you no one is perfect bc we live in an imperfect world happiness doesn’t achieve by the absence of problems but by facing them. It’s an unpredictable world you go after your heart

Don’t mess with nature or life it will bite you in your stupid derrière. He doesn’t care for your disliking her it’s natural families get jealous to even paying more attention to one sibling than the other. We don’t always get what we want or planned and when we stop looking that’s when things happen. Naturally!!!! that you Can’t fight

Like he said in November the Stars where aligned and it’s confirmation to me it was meant to be you know when you know one cannot manufacture that feeling of connection and he just knew this was it for him. You need to respect that. If you want to spend the rest of your life with someone that’s what you do

Getting to know her being together sharing their beliefs and not to mention when he visited her home in Toronto that home is still in videos showing photo after photo of every inch of that home as fabulous and beautifully designed, that speak a lot of volume bc he saw and felt what you all didn’t see class compassionate a wifey material 💯% personality and charm work ethics clever easy on the eyes .......compare that with batchelor shagging of multiple partners all to come sleep over just thinking about it gives you hives but the men gets a pass he’s considered a playboy the word itself sound so sickening thank god for protection against so many things that one can catch

Getting to know just family he put a lot of concerted effort both of them want to really make it happen he was caring loving kind and considerate human being two big thumbs up for him it was a united front you think you will reign on their parade thinking it’s the same plain level field think again you don’t get facts you just use the ignorant behavior as always to justify you are perfect in what you do so ppl should model after your amateur moves

You in denial and public want to chose for him sorry he’s a grown man whose had enough practice with the ladies in his life to deal with this crazy world especially with ppl like you tell me something new confused and dilusional

Now you think you will rewrite and flip the script to harass his wife and think you’ll get away with it that’s their life why don’t you worry about yours. Public opinions will steer you into talking crap to make headlines and making money don’t forget at the end of the day the onous is on you .......you will always be on the short end of the stick

Stop fooling yourself like hating on her will give you peace all it does is make you bitter and unhealthy for your own good you can’t accomplish anything but being a miserable loser to ppl who could care less about you ever

Spare some of us about Brits don’t like her that’s there problem but golden party prince is an exception at your sordid feelings you not doing him any favour a lot of Brits marry Americans you don’t complain his 2nd father as he’s dobbed marry an American and a lot more living in London also his friend got married in America to an American. Just few examples

Harry seem to be the unlucky one to put up with your crap. MM best friend from college also married a Brit living in London and few others as well so choke on it and find your own man grow the hell up all of you busybodies they don’t need your approval to survive thank god they don’t have to rely on you to breathe......imagine that

👏 A heart-racing semi-final! Congratulations @DjokerNole on reaching the #Wimbledon final, and commiserations @RafaelNadal — what a match! #DjokovicVsNadal

– Kensington Palace