#we have bagels

[willgrahamscock]

at least we have bagels and yaoi

[melodiousoblivionao3]

2 goofs

[bagels-gate]

OKAY SO, the silliest most unserious thing—me and my younger sister (she's 15) were making post Halloween fun cupcakes bc on Halloween we were too busy and tired—and as a joke we started making an Astarion cupcake... and ended up making the Whole Gang plus my Tav, my partner's Tav, which they've made out of the mini cupcakes bc we ran out (who are also together— Sylvas and Skaia, ladies and gents)

SO, BEHOLD BALDUR GAY 3 GANG:

Skaia and Sylvas for reference:

Enjoy ✨

[coderiderr]

[blossoms-phan]

im so soft for amazingphil hiatus era videos where dan is silently filming him behind the camera but you can tell it’s him bc of the movements and the way phil keeps looking up into his eyes when laughing at something it’s especially noticeable in the tour of my plants video

[cozier-than-thou]

lesbian update: i used her strap on her while she rubbed my clit and yea that might be the hottest thing we’ve (i’ve) ever done

[robustcornhusk]

my bagel guy really did me a solid this morning, but said i shouldn't say what it was

i am bursting to tell someone: king midas has an ass's ears! these bagels are very, very good

[connormoving]

making myself ! a bagel sandwich. yay

[lighthouseas]

as a resident bagel lover and therefore bagel expert, here is how the party eats their bagels. i'm right.

mike: toasted plain bagel with plain cream cheese. he likes what he likes even if it's basic. probably doesn't eat bagels that often but when he does he savors them.

lucas: toasted everything bagel with plain cream cheese. can be persuaded to have chive and onion cream cheese instead on occasion. max wipes the seeds off of his face because they get EVERYWHERE (i eat everything bagels a lot. i promise this is true)

dustin: okay so he's very very meticulous about spreading cream cheese. but the kicker is. he does not actually eat cream cheese on his bagels. he prefers them toasted with butter, which gets him some Looks but it's what he likes and he's happy with it. however, whenever the party (mainly max) is having issues spreading cream cheese, he is always happy to help and proportions the cream cheese EXACTLY RIGHT every time (he's so me)

max: bagel sandwiches all the way!!! egg and cheese on a bagel. sausage egg and cheese on a bagel. tomatoes and veggies and cream cheese on a bagel etc etc. do not make that girl eat open face bagels she WILL kill you

will: LOX EVERYTHING BAGELS (he's so me) with everything on them are his absolute favorite, but since he doesn't always have everything to make them in the house, he's fine w a toasted everything bagel with plain cream cheese and lox :) or just cream cheese. will is the Resident Bagel Enthusiast i think because he is just like me fr

el: untoasted bagels all the way for her (or VERY lightly toasted. but that's pushing it) with strawberry cream cheese. plain or sesame do just fine for this, but she also does like to indulge in the occasional cinnamon raisin bagel + strawberry cream cheese. she is the Resident Strawberry Cream Cheese Enthusiast. she loves it a lot

[deadlifts-and-deadlines]

What is your thing that you absolutely refuse to spend money on, at any cost? Mine is DoorDash or any of those food delivery services. I do not want to pay extra money for cold or lukewarm food, especially at a time when I feel like most takeout food prices are no longer worth it. I will literally just eat at home if I don’t want to go anywhere that badly.

[codecicle-archive]

you

I FUCKING LOVE BAGEL AND CREAM CHEESE. I EAT MULTIPLE A DAY IF I CAN. I CONVINCE MYSELF TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNINGS JUST FOR A BAGEL AND CREAM CHEESE. RIPPING OFF A BIG SHIRT THAT SAYS "I ❤️ BAGELS" TO SHOW OFF THE SHIRT UNDERNEATH IT THAT READS: "I ❤️ CREAM CHEESE"

[slightlytoastedbagel]

Fire Dance is the proof that they should have given Vivid Bad Squad a full unit vsinger-less cover before they stopped doing them but also it's the proof that they didn't because it would have been too powerful

[carrots-bear]

STAR. TALK ABOUT FIRE AND RAIN TO ME.

mUAH

Yes! Mwa, ty! Okay, so I have this whole half of a folder that had far stuff, but then the maps were too much so now im using clips, uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh--

Please tell me if you can't read the stuff, also, idk how to do refs so that's wht I have >_<

I also have a small portion of a book dedicated to the F.A.R. timeline...

⚠️SPOILERS AHEAD⚠️

The charts that you see are the ages of the bros and April. You see, I like to hc that the movie happened in 2022, regardless of cannon. Heres my explanation as short as I can think to make it:

After the finale with the shredder and the end of the 2nd season, the rest of 2019 happens. After that, which year is it? 2020. What happened during 2020? Covid-19.

Leo's response to this was, in essence, "I will not let my childhood be completely wasted, SO! I will not age until covid-19 lays off." Mikey agrees and joins him. These two guys convinced Donnie to join within 30 mins, and raph decides to join their shenanigans bc why not? May as well, right? April does not, which is why she is well into college atp.

Leo announces on the new year of '21 to '22 they will celebrate their b-days again. I am putting Mikey's actual b-day on dec. 31, so they celebrate his day right then and there. Anyways, they age, and then they are 15 16 & 16/17 by the time the movie rolls around. So yeah, that's why the charts are there ;^-^

So, uh, when Donnie says to April and Carol that he lost April & Cassandra at 23, um... that's him going with the age that Leo assigned the guys, he was actually 25. (This becomes a further argument, to which the response is "Sir, that is NOT BETTER")

Thanks for the ask Bagel!!! I quite enjoyed it! :]

[days-until-wwwy-24]

122 Days Until WWWY 24

[pandamugger]

if you’re in my city and going out and getting BREAKFAST right now just know i am actively judging you. You do not need a bagel that bad.

[vetmordrid]

When Timmy wins his first Oscar, be it in a few months or in a couple of years, us Timmy fans should throw him a big party in New York City to celebrate with him 🥳