#we groovin! 🗣

[glass-clown]

mutuals this is us

[daidreamn]

Allow me to explain:

Glass Joe

please sit down sweetie your dinky little title defense helmet wont save you

Von Kaizer

For some reason he makes clanking noises? and for some reason i love that

he mustache 😌

From a translation video i've seen, upon entering the ring in his title defense form, he yells "COMBAT BOOTS!"

"Me? German precision. You? Windmill."

me: (makes jojo references internally)

Disco Kid

he do be groovin doe 😳

He is y'know.

Michael Jackson noises question mark?

King Hippo

How close he is to the camera in the intro thing amuses me

Mans said '👁👁'

He can totally do the The Rock Eyebrow Lift thing.

Piston Hondo

'Piston' is just such a fascinating name to me. It fits for no particular reason.

The eyebrow wiggles......

His voice fits super well.

Bear Hugger

...title defense squirrel

And the squirrel gets boxing gloves

The man drinks straight maple syrup.

'tIMBEEEeEr' gets to me

Great Tiger

Sleek yet muscular figure..... it sounds like I'm getting sexual about this but I think Jojo just rotted a lot of my brain 😋

The move where he makes an illusion of himself and changes places with it before throwing a punch? Instant serotonin. In. Stant.

The magic-y sound effects are 👌😌

The KO animation where he staggers around while blinking in and out... Good shit.

Don Flamenco

god where do i start with this bastard (affectionate)...

I'm bilingual (eng and spanish) so hearing him talk in spanish is free serotonin. Like-- i know what youre saying!!!! woah!!!!!

He is wearing EYELINER 🗣🗣🗣

hes so dramatic i love it

By throwing specific punches at specific times you can stunlock him and just punch him forever and like no... leave himb alone...

Aran Ryan

god where do i start with this bastard (derogatory)...

you need to see a professional sir 🙁

In the intro he breaks the fourth wall a bit by wandering around and its good shit

The audience boos him.

why does he laugh when he gets hit 😟

In his title defense form he throws one last attack that you can and have to dodge when he goes down.

Soda Popinski

I've already expressed how much I like his name.

HE 👏 MAKES 👏 SODA NOISES 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

His idle animation is just-- 😙👌

He can restore his health by drinking soda (cannibalism?) and the way he says the thing he says-- S E R O T O N I N

Bald Bull

sir you need a professional too 😟

The winding up thing he does with his hands before he punches? Good shit.

The 'getting knocked down but not actually falling and recovering' trope in his title defense mode is 👌

Super Macho Man

😶...

Someone come get your sugar daddy please

The fact that Lil Mac takes his spot after he wins......... and that being the motive for his title defense mode... you gettem Mac get those BITCHES 😈 and that BREAD 💸

"WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME 😤" ahaha honey where do i start 😋

HIS HAIR? WACK. HIS TAN? WACK. HIS JEWELRY? WACK. HIS IDLE ANIMATION? i actually like it a lil it make my brain go brr. THE WAY THAT HE TALKS? the only thing of value he has to say is the off chance he says 'unleash the bogus'. THE WAY THAT HE LIKES TO SMILE? WACK. LIL MAC? HE'S TIGHT AS FUCK

when you tko him money flies everywhere and i

Mr Sandman

eh...

he doesnt have the ✨flair✨ that the other fighters have :/ (aka sterotyped into oblivion?)

DK (Donkey Kong)

SO THEYRE 🙈 FINALLY 🎉 HERE 😈 PERFORMING 🎤 FOR YOU 👊 IF YOU KNOW 🤔 THE WORDS 📖 YOU CAN JOIN 🤩 IN TOO 😏 PUT YOUR HANDS 🖐 TOGETHER 👐 IF YOU WANNA CLAP 👏 AS WE 😎 TAKE YOU THROUGH 😩 THIS MONKEY 🐒 RAP 🎼

y'all got that one fandom that gives you so much serotonin but-- it doesn't have a fanbase, ig? sure there are other people who enjoy it out there, but there aren't headcanons, fics, etc... just one of those that doesn't have a lot of figurative wiggle room.

Punch Out!! Wii my beloved 😞