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stairset · 4 years ago

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All the upcoming DC movies are gonna be such fuckin a mess like ZSJL was the last one worth giving a shit about to me cause now they’re clearly just throwing darts at a board like I don’t care about Kinda-Flashpoint-But-Not co-starring geriatric Michael Keaton Batman I don’t care about yet another fucking young Batman reboot I don’t care about new Suicide Squad starring a bunch of characters no one gives a fuck about and one of them getting a spin-off show greenlit before the movie’s even out I don’t fucking CARE just give me the ZSJL sequels or a Batfleck Under the Red Hood movie or a Man of Steel sequel with Kara or fucking Cyborg or Green Lantern or a Flash movie that’s actually about Flash and not just an excuse to do multiverse shit give me SOMETHING I’m literally begging

#like we all knew abandoning the original plan was gonna backfire eventually and this is the point where it's starting to happen #the flash movie in particular is pissing me off cause this is flash's FIRST movie #so it should actually be about FLASH and HIS lore and HIS supporting characters #flashpoint is the type of thing you save for the third movie #but it's not even really flashpoint cause it's about multiverse stuff instead of timeline stuff so like it's flashpoint-adjacent at best #and of course the only reason it's about the multiverse is so they can nostalgia pander with burton batman #and then kara's there too apparently for. reasons.#so like flash's first movie isn't even about him AND supergirl is being introduced in it instead of. idk. a superman movie?#like WHAT was the thought process behind any of these choices #and i was willing to tolerate the battinson movie but after zsjl reminded me of the plans they had for batfleck #like bitch i don't care #we finally got an older experienced batman instead of retreading his early days for the millionth time #and then they threw it aside to retread his early days for the millionth time #black adam is just pointless. just make him the villain in shazam 2 he doesn't need his own movie #all this cause zack needed to grieve and they used it as an excuse to fuck with his movie #let's just skip to the part where all this shit falls apart and they realize they fucked up #whatever i don't care it's fine it's cool it's icy chill it's whatever #shut up tristan

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