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bronzeflower · 6 years ago

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Who The Fuck Writes A Ten-Page Rant?????

Chapter 21: The Rappest Conversation

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It was your self-imposed day off, so you started the day by sleeping until afternoon. After making yourself breakfast and eating it, you played Slime Rancher for about two hours because it was a nice relaxing game that Roxy bought you for Gristmas last year.

Everything was peaceful. Nothing could possibly ruin this.

Oh look. John was pestering you. You hadn't talked to him in while, even though he was your best bro. You guessed both of you have been pretty busy lately.

-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] --

EB: hey, dave! EB: we haven’t spoken in ages!

TG: yeah man its been entirely too long TG: ive turned to dust while you were gone TG: ive become one with the desert and sand TG: im the sand on the beach that gets stuck inside an oyster TG: and the oyster is like what the hell are you doing here you dumbass motherfucking sand TG: im here to ruin your life oyster TG: thats basically my job TG: why are you doing this you tiny bit of sand TG: i already answered that question TG: okay fine be that way says the oyster TG: ill just turn you into a pearl so that youre no longer stabbing me everywhere TG: and then i was transformed into a dope ass pearl TG: the prettiest goddamn pearl in all the land TG: im turned into one of a pair of earrings that are sold for more that your life is worth TG: im bought by a rich woman looking for jewelry to show off TG: its passed down through the generations until the wealth they had dwindles and runs out TG: so now the earrings are sold for a dollar just to get the money for food that night TG: its a tragic tale TG: anyway TG: how are you doing

EB: dave, did you copy and paste an entire act of a play into this chat?

TG: what no TG: it is all natural and organic typing from scratch going on here TG: absolutely no foul play involved and to even imply such is an insult to my craft

EB: alright, fine! EB: i will not insult your “masterpiece” anymore. EB: if you can even call it that.

TG: oh wow sick burn TG: but like seriously speaking how is your stuff going TG: like the comedy stuff TG: have you yet to release an hour long special containing your hilarious jokes TG: and like half of the time is taken up by people laughing at them so its not even a true hour long special its more like a half hour long special and you didnt even manage to make it through all the material you had prepared TG: you know like you did in school where you accidentally prepared too much for a presentation and then get cut off because your time is up TG: and you still have like an hour and half left of material that youve collected that ended up just being a pile of wasted effort

EB: maybe not to that extreme. EB: :P EB: i haven't gotten my show up on netflix yet, but i am certainly planning on it! EB: watch out for it!

TG: do you still have that one person booing you at a bunch of your shows

EB: yeah, it is getting pretty annoying at this point, but i don't really want to do something like call security to remove someone for booing at my show. EB: that just seems as little bit over kill.

TG: i thought you were going to do a comedy sketch about them

EB: oh yeah! EB: i forgot about that.

TG: who are you jade harley

EB: what! EB: jade is great at remembering things!

TG: shes really not she just has a really fucking good system for making certain she remembers things TG: she has to build a physical barrier to her door so that she doesnt forget her keys TG: and she has so many keys to her house they are literally everywhere

EB: huh. EB: i guess i havent really visited jade in a while, have i?

TG: i would highly recommend going to her place at some point TG: and just hanging out with her in general TG: although youd probably have to plan a whole trip for it TG: just like TG: drop by or whatever next time youre where shes currently living

EB: messaging her might be a little bit more practical.

TG: yeah probably TG: anyway you really should get on writing that sketch about the lady I booing you

EB: yeah probably.

TG: yeah man how else are you going to get back at her TG: also when you finally do perform it please tell me what happened TG: or send me a recording of it TG: jk ill buy the recording TG: i always buy the recordings of your shows TG: but youll have to tell me which recording its in so that i can prepare myself

EB: maybe i won’t tell you which recording it’s in just so you're surprised by it. EB: like a schrodinger’s recording.

TG: does that mean you might be dead in one of them

EB: i hate to tell you this now dave, but i’m actually a ghost.

TG: shit ive been friends with a ghost this whole time thats actually pretty fucking dope TG: how do you do comedy sketches as a ghost TG: with the whole intangible thing TG: also with the people not being able to see you thing TG: wait TG: i wouldnt be able to message you if you were completely intangible TG: you must be a poltergeist or something TG: is there anything i can do to help you pass on

EB: yeah, you have to burn my body. EB: that’s what they do in all of the supernatural movies and shows where there’s a ghost.

TG: alright i am fully prepared to do that TG: i however have absolutely no idea where your grave is

EB: i know where your grave is.

TG: well thats not ominous at all TG: i dont even have a grave

EB: as far as you know.

TG: are you telling me that im dead TG: am i also a ghost

EB: i’m sorry i didn’t tell you sooner! EB: but yes we’re both ghosts. EB: i was supposed to wait for you to figure it out yourself, but it’s taking so long, so i guess i got a little impatient. EB: :B

TG: yeah but i still dont remember anything about dying or anything like that

EB: maybe you'll remember someday. EB: i’ve got to go right about now though. EB: i compromised my mission, and now i have to go through remedial training.

TG: ill wish you luck

EB: who needs luck when you have skill?

TG: okay then no good luck from me TG: i take it back TG: youve got this handled due to the sheer amount of awesomeness you have

-- ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] --

TG: oh no they got you TG: i know i said i didnt wish you good luck but i actually did TG: you cant give back a good luck TG: you can never give back a good luck TG: the blessing is yours now forever and ever TG: or however long you live i guess TG: thats going to take a butt load of time TG: anyway TG: i should probably get going too TG: instead of just having a conversation by myself after you left TG: and like go and have a conversation with someone else TG: maybe with jade TG: i havent talked to jade in a while TG: wonder how her pumpkins are doing TG: i wonder if shes harvested them yet TG: or if its even time for that TG: i swear i do actually listen when she talks about gardening TG: but i dont remember what half the harvest times for a bunch of the vegetables she grows TG: dont tell her that TG: or do TG: she probably already knows TG: shes always had a tendency to know things that other people would have absolutely no clue of knowing about TG: anyway TG: ill pester you again at some point eventually TG: ill go pester jade instead now TG: see ya

-- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] --

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering gardenGnostic [GG] --

TG: yo jade how are your pumpkins doing TG: is it about time to harvest them or anything TG: or has that already happened TG: when do people harvest pumpkins again

GG: ive harvested them!

TG: awesome were they tasty

GG: of course they were!!! GG: i made pumpkin pie and roasted pumpkin seeds GG: and then i sold all the leftover pumpkins

TG: yeah what kind of profit did that turn

GG: quite a bit, actually! GG: especially with the fact that pumpkins are basically weeds GG: because they grow back no matter what you do GG: no GG: matter GG: what GG: but people fucking love pumpkins during the fall seasons

TG: yeah everyone goes batshit for that kind of stuff TG: got that pumpkin spice everywhere TG: and colorful trees and sweater weather TG: unless you live in the south TG: then there are just two seasons TG: summer and cooler summer

GG: those were basically the seasons on the island i grew up on too GG: im so glad i get to see snow where i live now!!! GG: i always wanted to play in it growing up!!!

TG: tbh we should coordinate and try to play in the snow together at some point

GG: yes!!! GG: but, no GG: :( GG: itd be way too difficult to coordinate that kind of thing

TG: yeah probably TG: but maybe one day if we happened to be in the same area and it happened to snow TG: we could get together and play in the snow and build snowpeople and snow angles

GG: dont you mean snow angels?

TG: i meant what i said TG: were gonna be drawing angles in the snow TG: forty five degrees sixty degrees one hundred and eighty degrees TG: well have all the angles right there written in the snow because no one can tell us what to do

GG: i still think id rather make snow angels though

TG: fair enough TG: you stick with your boring old snow angels TG: and ill have a fantastic time making all my fucking snow angles

GG: :/ GG: you do that, i guess GG: i still think making snow angels will be more fun!

TG: suit yourself TG: anyway im being messaged by someone else so ive gotta bounce

GG: alrighty, see ya!

-- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering gardenGnostic [GG] --

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] --

GC: D4V3

TG: terezi

GC: H4V3 YOU S33N TH1S?? GC: F1L3.COM

TG: well it would seem that im being framed for murder and no one told me

GC: NO GC: 1N C4S3 TH4T H4PP3N3D 1 WOULD S3RV3 4S YOUR PROS3CUT3R

TG: wouldnt you be unable to participate in the trial because you have a bias because were friends

GC: Y3S BUT TH4T 1S B3S1D3 TH3 PO1NT GC: W41T GC: 1S 1T B3S1D3 THE PO1NT OR B3S1D3S TH3 PO1NT??

TG: no idea TG: does it matter

GC: 1 GU3SS NOT GC: JUST LOOK 4T TH3 GODD4MN M3M3

TG: nice

GC: H3H3H3H3H3H3

-- gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling turntechGodhead [TG] --

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] --

CG: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

TG: so what stuck itself up your ass

CG: DID TEREZI SEND YOU THAT MEME?

TG: what meme i have no idea what meme your talking about

TG: i dont even know what a meme is TG: you could hear me say that but i pronounced meme as me me TG: because thats how little i know about memes TG: ive never even seen one in my life TG: you dont have any proof that tz showed me the meme that you are talking about like less than five minutes ago about the ten page rant that you sent to complain about my channel

CG: THAT’S REALLY SPECIFIC, AND IT MAKES ME SUSPICIOUS AND PRIVY TO THE IDEA THAT YOU ACTUALLY DO KNOW WHAT A MEME IS.

TG: please spare me i have a family

CG: I WASN’T AWARE THAT YOU HAD KIDS.

TG: youre right i dont have kids TG: not in reality TG: imaginary kids TG: all running around and being great and fantastic and not fucked up at all TG: thats the fucking dream

CG: DAVE, WE’RE NOT HERE TO DISCUSS YOUR INSECURITIES DEALING WITH THE POSSIBILITY OF HAVING KIDS OR WORKING WITH KIDS. CG: WE’RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE MEME TEREZI SENT YOU.

TG: why do you even care so much about a meme TG: its a meme and its harmless fun TG: even if it does include a picture of you topless

CG: EXACTLY. CG: I’M GOING TO NEED YOU TO DELETE ANY EVIDENCE OF THAT PICTURE, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO KEEP IT.

TG: why would i want to keep it TG: maybe i already deleted it TG: maybe i didnt even save it TG: also why do you want me to delete so bad TG: its not much in the way of blackmail TG: who could possibly use it against you

CG: PEOPLE.

TG: thats specific

CG: I’M NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD FOR GOING INTO TOO MUCH DETAIL ABOUT THIS, SO COULD YOU PLEASE JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT AND DELETE THAT PHOTO?

TG: k

CG: REALLY? CG: JUST LIKE THAT?

TG: sure if it really matters to you that much ill make sure to get rid of it TG: you can tell me why at another time TG: i get if its too personal to talk about or whatever TG: sometimes that kind of thing happens TG: there we go TG: deleted photo

CG: THANKS

-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling turntechGodhead [TG] --

-- arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling turntechGodhead [TG] --

AC: :33< *ac prowls up to the unsuspecting crow* AC: :33< *she asks meow the crow is doing!*

TG: *the crow says hes doing well and asks the same of the cat*

AC: :33< im fine! AC: :33< im meowstly just double checking the date and time we agr33d on for tea

TG: yeah im still on that day TG: just cant believe it in like a month and a half TG: seems like an almost unnecessary time to plan in advance

AC: :33< but it is a really meowfurlous tea place! AC: :33< its just a little exclawsive, so youve got to make reservations a bit in advance

TG: yeah i get that but the main question here is the dress code TG: can i show up in my jeans and hoodie or do ive got to pull out the singular suit i have TG: its bright red so i cant exactly wear it to black tie events

AC: :33< it s33ms more like mew should wear brunch attire

TG: khakis and a polo shirt got it

AC: ://< i guess thats brunch attire AC: :33< i would wear something a little nicer though

TG: so more like colorful khakis with a button down shirt that can hold cufflinks

AC: :33< yeah thats s33ms more appropriate AC: :33< mew could always ask kanya~a for advice on what to wear

TG: yeah im probably going to do that TG: also that cat pun in her name that you did was the best think ive heard all day ten out of ten would use again

AC: :33< thank mew! AC: :33< i like to give all meow furends cat pun names! AC: :33< its kind of hard to come up with them for some people though

TG: yeah im not sure how you can make a cat pun from dave TG: its pretty much impossible but if you do manage to do it i will be supremely impressed

AC: :33< meowbe a rhyming thing? AC: :33< like cavedave or something? AC: :33< but that makes you sound like some sort of caveman AC: :((< and thats not really cute

TG: maybe adding a hobby of mine of some sort to my name TG: like rapping TG: like rapnap dave or something TG: cause it sounds kind of like catnap

AC: :33< that certainly is a lot cuter! AC: :33< ill consider it! AC: :33< but ive got to go meow so we can talk later

TG: cool

-- arsenicCatnip [AC] ceased trolling turntechGodhead [TG] --

Since you were clearly talking to all your friends today, you might as well see if Aradia’s online as well. You’re pretty sure she was, and since you probably won’t get to contact her for a while, you might as well message her now.

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering apocalypseArisen [AA] --

TG: have you finally figured out how im going to die TG: or divined that kind of shit yet TG: saw it in the clouds or something TG: my hot as hell dead body floating in the water staining the fluid and polluting the river and making it muddy with red TG: taking a stabbing and falling and dying before i could ask if it was something i said TG: choking to death, clubbing to death TG: hit through the chest with some white magic TG: bleeding and crying as they take their last breath TG: its all just so horrible and tragic TG: having every single one of these dreams TG: but i think i know that theyre memories TG: had these nightmares since i was a kid TG: always wondered if it was something i did TG: cause they made me scared of clowns swords and puppets TG: made me too scared to watch even the muppets TG: but they’re not just mine cause it’s not always my body TG: lying on the ground looking super fucking shoddy TG: and all i can feel is the oppression and fear TG: of letting go of all we hold dear TG: stabbed with a sword we did abhor TG: all the death and the violence and blood TG: overwhelmed us like a flood TG: but try as we might we had no chance TG: we were always meant to lose this dance TG: alright im done that was a dope ass fucking rap thanks folks for listening to how awesome that was

AA: you will die on the twentieth day of april in the year of 2069 from drug overdose

TG: nice

AA: also your rap was both cool and concerning

TG: yeah im not sure if i actually thought at all about what i just said in that rap TG: so basically i forgot everything that i just wrote

AA: thats the beauty of a messaging platform AA: you can just scroll up and reread what you wrote

TG: im sorry im suddenly unable to read

AA: wow AA: youre really going to do this

TG: yes and i have no regrets TG: hi im jared im nineteen and i never fucking learned how to read

AA: your name is dave

TG: shit TG: caught in the lie TG: what time will i have to spend in jail officer

AA: well since im not a cop AA: none! AA: but im still curious about whatever the hell was going on with that rap

TG: maybe you should respond with the stuff thats bothering you in rap form TG: do a little rap battle TG: but like TG: with feelings and shit TG: you can talk about whats bothering you and then i can elaborate on the fuckery in my rap

AA: alright i dont see why not AA: it will probably help us both AA: my heart and my brains been pulled taught AA: stuck between work and the one that i love AA: cant help my job fits me like a glove AA: but i cant stop thinking about my matesprit AA: how hes gonna face it AA: cause he says he supports me AA: and he says that he agrees AA: with putting my job first and foremost AA: while he sits in one place and holds post AA: i didnt mind too much before AA: we had all i could adore AA: but since he proposed were going to be married AA: i just dont know if that life should be carried

TG: well that sounds like something you should talk about TG: because not doing so might leave you in a drought TG: in your relationship where miscommunications TG: might lead to decimation TG: or more likely just breaking up TG: but you dont want that to burn up TG: so just have a talk with him about your concern TG: and then your love will continue to burn

AA: did you just rhyme up with up

TG: dont judge me im trying to help

AA: your advice was good but i can still judge you for your lack of slam poetry skills

TG: hey ill have you know im the best in the business

AA: must be a very small business

TG: wow TG: i cant believe my own moirail would do this to me

AA: you know i had to do it to em

TG: i hate you and everything that you stand for

AA: likewise AA: aside from that AA: do you want to talk about those dreams you mentioned at the start of this conversation

TG: i will only answer that if you ask me in a rap

AA: what the fuck was up with those dreams AA: you seem to be tearing at the seems AA: with all the death and the dying AA: and it might seems like im lying AA: but ive had those too AA: hit in the face and bid me adieu AA: except im a ghost and dead AA: dont know how but i bled AA: then im a frog for some reason AA: it has something to do with treason AA: then a robot that i hated AA: someones kinks that were stated AA: then i blow up again and again AA: wake up in pajamas the color of cayenne AA: and thats when i know that im alive AA: and i know for a fact that i will thrive

TG: always thought that i was alone in this TG: but i guess im not so now ill remiss TG: on all these nightmares ive had TG: that were all really bad TG: i always thought it was because of my childhood TG: never thought that i would be old enough to get to my knighthood TG: thought i was going to die alone TG: thought they wouldnt even find a bone TG: thought no would care if i was gone TG: always felt like i didnt belong TG: i thought the dreams were a message, an order TG: to finally get rid of the disorder TG: that was me theyd promised id be free TG: but i still desperately wanted to be TG: alive and awake and active and happy TG: excuse me if this starts to get a bit sappy TG: but i wanted love TG: i wanted to be above TG: my bro who so obviously hated me TG: and everyone i know would agree TG: so no matter how much i wanted to die TG: there was always something just keeping me alive TG: a wish or a kiss or a day that gets better TG: a time when i get to open a letter TG: theres something to live for something to survive for TG: going and traveling and taking a tour TG: listening to music when i feel depressed TG: going outside when i feel repressed TG: reminding myself its gonna be alright TG: in order to tell myself not to go towards the light

AA: feeling alive is good

TG: yeah TG: it is TG: thanks for listening

AA: thank you for listening! AA: thats what being moirails is all about AA: listening to each other and doing our best to comfort each other AA: although i guess thats what friendship is about too AA: moirail is more of a formal title

TG: i get that TG: someones messaging me now though so i guess this is where we can end our convo

AA: dont be a stranger!

TG: not planning to be one TG: <>

`AA: <>

-- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering apocalypseArisen [AA] --

-- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] --

TT: Hello.

TG: yes just come up and start a chat using the most generic fucking greeting in the entire goddamn world TG: thats exactly how you start a conversation with someone youve known for years TG: start conversations by calling your friends a bitch like the rest of us

TT: I’m pretty sure I would like to have a little more class than that.

TG: ill bring you down to my level one day

TT: I will do my best to resist going down that low.

TG: listen TG: im pretty sure you dont have to go that far

TT: Wow. TT: Rude.

TG: thats a more appropriate way to talk to your brother

TT: I’ll be certain to use more crass language when greeting you next time I make the decision to start a conversation with you.

TG: anyway what did you want to talk to me about

TT: I would like to invite you to my party celebrating the release of my new book. TT: It takes place in a month at my house.

TG: you mean your big ass mansion

TT: Yes, I suppose that is an apt description of the location where I reside. TT: I suggest you dress formally for the occasion. TT: You can wear the suit that you had recently tailored for you.

TG: oh yeah the one kanaya made that feels like the softest goddamn plush toy in the childrens aisle

TT: Yes, please wear that one.

TG: alrighty sounds good to me

TT: Not going to argue about wearing jeans and a T-shirt instead?

TG: nah TG: not this time at least TG: im kind of excited to wear the one kanaya made anyway TG: especially since its the first suit that i actually kind of like

TT: Well, I look forward to seeing you at my party in a suit. TT: For now, I must go and give a few others personal invitations.

TG: k you do that

-- tentacleTherapist [TT] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] --

You proceeded to play videos games for the rest of the day because it was, in fact, your day off. You had to spend some of it by yourself after all.

#homestuck #hs #dave strider #rose lalonde #jade harley #john egbert #aradia megido #pale aradave #aradave

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auburnfamilynews · 4 years ago

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Something tells me that if you clicked on this, you need a laugh. I know I need something to laugh at to keep from crying, and probably when I do start laughing, I will be crying.

AAAAANYWHO, I have always thought, if Auburn is going to lose, let it be a night game. If they lose an 11 am game, I have all day to drink. If its at night, I will just want to go to bed and my liver is all the better for it. Thus was this week. So let’s dive in to the hilarity that was Week Whatever (Week 2 SEC)

PAGING LEON LOTT

For all you youngz (Ryan), Leon Lott was a defensive lineman for the Dallas Cowboys. During one of the Cowboys Super Bowl games with the Bills, Lott scooped a fumble and was Primetiming it to the endzone when Don Beebee came up from behind and knocked the ball out of his hands and through the endzone for a touchback.

One would think that this would end such practices from ever taking place again, BUT OH CONTRARE MONFRARE!!

LET’S GO (not so) LIVE TO WEST POINT!!

Albilene Christian RB tosses up a Tyreek Hill peace sign to the defense then proceeds to get tackled (Thx @DSpig26) pic.twitter.com/4lsxPhIwGF

— Freezing Cold Takes (@OldTakesExposed) October 3, 2020

That’s a double taunt on Abilene Christian as, not only was he copying a previous ‘tail lights’ play, but also, he’s saying peace to our Armed Forces cadets! SHAME ON YOU! YOU KNOW ‘MERICA ALWAYS CHASES YOU DOWN!

From there we go to our very own back yard, Lexington, Kentucky where the Lane Train pulled in for a visit to Mark Stoops and the bluegrass boys.

This one to me is a bit funnier because he thought (and it damn sure looked like) he was gonna out run the defense. But at the last second a Rebel/Black Bear/Shark/Freshwaterer comes from behind to hog tie him! To make things even worse for Kentucky, Ole Miss nipped the Cats 42-41 in OT, as the dark horse SEC East champs are now 0-2.

YOU MUST BE SOUND IN THE KICKING…RECEIVING GAME!!

We’ve heard it since we were little kids, to win ball games, you must be sound in the kicking game. That’s all fine and good, but no one ever told me you needed to be sound in the Receiving game too!

pic.twitter.com/4T5DT7ZU5s

— no context college football (@nocontextcfb) October 3, 2020

Wow….if that doesn’t bring up this image in your head, you are college footballing wrong my friend.

Ahh, what a simpler time, when Florida was garbage and one more puzzle piece was back in its rightful place.

TROLLIN, TROLLIN, TROLLIN! COM’ON!

Whether you want to admit it or not, Saturday was a huge day for upsets.

Texas lost, Oklahoma lost (AGAIN!), Pitt lost, Texas A&M had…whatever you want to call that…happen to them. And then there were two other losses that happened that we care about in this moment.

Tulsa, who we last saw having a very spirited pillow fight with Oklahoma State earlier this year, went up against the 11th ranked UCF Knights in Orlando. You have already surmised that yup, the Golden Hurricane drenched the Knights in the unenviable waters of a loss. However, it was the team’s twitter that kicked the last bit of dirt on the grave…

pic.twitter.com/TkYGR9uP2n

— Tulsa Football (@TulsaFootball) October 4, 2020

For context, UCF refers to Brighthouse Stadium as the ‘Bounce House’. Well played and a fantastic move Tulsa.

Also! So…Ok. Remember last week, when Moo State went and beat LSU like a drum and LSU continued to play man when it was OBVIOUS that they couldn’t keep up with the State receivers? Yeah? Well, Arkansas was watching too, and said, we ain’t doing that! AND DID THIS INSTEAD!

And that is their first SEC win in 2+ years folks! So congrats to the Hawgs and Sam Pittman. I mention the coach because HOT DAMN DID THEY MAKE SURE YOU KNEW WHO HE WAS!

ARRRGHKANSAS pic.twitter.com/ZXmm840bkX

— Arkansas Razorback Football (@RazorbackFB) October 4, 2020

BAM! THAT’S RIGHT! THEY WENT THERE! AND I LOVE EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!

What did I miss? Anything? Feel free to mention it below!

from College and Magnolia - All Posts https://www.collegeandmagnolia.com/2020/10/5/21501110/boom-roasted-week-whatever-its-week-2

#IFTTT #Blogger #auburn #auburn fast #wareagle #AuburnFamilyNews #war eagle #sec #football news #aubu

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zanybohbot · 4 years ago

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Fancy-Fancy’s RAGE! - Fancy-Fancy plays Life Is Hard w/ Top Cat

(Episode 1) Fancy-Fancy plays Life Is Hard w/ Top Cat

Published: 01-24-20 - Updated: 01-24-20

A Top Cat Fanfiction

Based on a video called: KSIOlajidebt Plays | Life Is Hard

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boCgCrXXabc

Rated R for Strong Language

Enjoy!

Fancy: ♬You know what it is. Black And White. Black And White. Black And White. Black And White. (claps) Yeah. Uh-huh. You know what it is. Uh. Uh. Uh.♬ (ends song) Song over. So today, we are playing some stupid-ass game called, Life Is Hard. With T.C. here.

T.C.: Yolo.

Fancy: According to this, he said it isn't as bad as the other platform games.

T.C.: Wait, when did I say that?

Fancy: Earlier. Remember?

T.C.: Well, I don't remember saying anything like that!

Fancy: (looks at him concernedly) Well, I hope you did!

T.C.: (looking nervous) Uhhh...yeah, I did. (blushes)

Fancy: Wait...why are ya lookin' like that? Never mind. (Turns back around) I played so many crappy games so I'm sure I'll understand this would be like as I just wasted $7 on this. So, if you press jump, you don't jump. If you go here, you don't go there and you will pick the wrong opposite because… (claps) ...that's how all these games roll. I've got it under my sleeve, I've got it all brand.

T.C.: Yes! We are so live. We do it live.

Fancy: So it's all done, easy. Let's go. Uh! (starts game) ♬No. No. No. No. No. No-no. No. No. No. No-no. No. This sucks so much ass. Uh! Let's go. Dun-nun-nun. Dun-nun-dun-dun. Dun-nun-nun. Duh-nun-nun. Dun-nun-dun.♬ (tries to jump up to get the coins but fails) Wait, what? (tries it again) ♬Dun-nun...♬ (again) ♬Dun-nun...♬ (again) ♬Dun-nun...♬ Okay, what's the point of that? How can you-how can you get those? (tries to collect the coins 3 more times but suddenly give up) Oh! Sorry I forgot! It's these kind of games! So, there's no point of them! You can't even count them! There's not even a counter which says how many coins you've collected! There's no point so why am I even trying to go for it? I can do this. I've got this sorted. But, Jesus Christ, this guy's a bit slippery when he moves. (Top Cat laughs) Flippin' heck. Why does he look like one of the guys from Minecraft?

T.C.: Does he? (looks closer)

Fancy: He looks like y'know the guy who keeps on digging. Like the guy...y'know, the main character just...any character from Minecraft! That's what he looks like. (Jumps on a huge mushroom) Wait, how come you can jump on that? (attempts to jump up to the coins again) Ahhh...you still can't jump to...aight. (keeps walking forward until he falls down the cliff then the game starts back to the beginning after it says "NO!" as it makes Fancy look even confused) What? Is that it? What the hell? It just gives you a no! Is that it? It just says "NO!"

T.C.: "No!" (laughs)

Fancy: It just says "NO!" and you start again! Aww, what the hell?!

T.C.: "No!"

Fancy: (laughs) "No! No! That's wrong! No! Do it again! No! No!" (jumps to the ground as the character glitched by 0.1 seconds which made Fancy jump a little)

T.C.: What?

Fancy: Did ya see a little bit of the glitchiness? So, I'm guessing that- (keeps walking forward until he falls down the cliff then the game starts back to the beginning after it says "NO!" again) Oh, for God- "No! No! No!" I think...Okay, so we're not meant to go over the cliff, okay, I think I've understood that. Okay, the cliff...the cliff- (laughs)

T.C.: "No!" (laughs)

Fancy: I can tell from the...from the "no"s! From the constant "no"s and the exclamation mark, I can definitely tell that...uhhh...you're not meant to do that. (looks down) Okay, let's put this down, frickin' pissin' me off. (looks back up to continue the game) Aight. (the character jump up to the last block and dies, a mushroom comes out of the block and falls onto the character, as it makes him bigger, then he falls down to his death as the cliff collapse.) What the hell? (the game ends with "LIFE IS HARD STARRING SCOTT MOORE") Life. Is. Hard. Star...what is...WAT!?

(awkward silence)

T.C.: Wait, carry on.

Fancy: (still looks dumbfounded) It...is this it? What's going on? What the hell? I died and then it said "Life Is Hard Starring Scott Moore". Why isn't it doing anything? (clicks the mouse 5 times) I'm dead, so what the hell?

T.C.: (helps Fancy check the game is still continuing) Yep, that's it.

Fancy: Is that it!?

T.C.: I think that's the message they're trying to portray, Life Is Hard. How disappointing.

(another awkward silence as Fancy still looks dumbfounded)

Fancy: (getting angry) Disappointing is not a word, nigga! Disappointing is not a word of this! What kind of f*cked up game is that!? Is that it!?

T.C.: Well, duh. It took you 7 minutes to do it.

Fancy: What the...no...way! Are you freakin'...are you freakin' serious, mate!? That...no! No! That is not it! That ain’t the end of the game! (presses every keyboard to check if the game is already over) That's it!?

T.C.: Yeah.

Fancy: No!

T.C.: Yeah.

Fancy: No!

T.C.: Yeah.

Fancy: (getting furious) NO!

T.C.: Yes!

Fancy: I AIN’T TAKIN’ IT! That's not...NO! I'VE BEEN ROBBED! I'VE BEEN ROBBED! I'VE BEEN ROBBED! NO! You can't end it that quickly! (fiddles with a keyboard in anger) What the hell? You-YOU CAN'T SAY STARRING SCOTT MOORE! IT'S NOT OVER! YOU BARELY EVEN STARTED YET! (looks back at Top Cat) That's not the end of it! (T.C. nods) That's...no! No, it's not! (T.C. nods again) Why are you...stop being a dick! (T.C. laughs) No! Tell me! Is that it!?

T.C.: Yeah!

Fancy: Wha...? WHAT A F*CKIN' WASTE OF TIME!

T.C.: Well, it is a good game, isn't it? It's teaching y'know kids that life is hard when they get older.

Fancy: (clicks the mouse in frustration) No. Piss off! Piss off, nigga! Nigga! Are you freakin' serious!? Is that it!?

T.C.: Yeah.

Fancy: Is that it!?

T.C.: Yeah.

Fancy: I'm so...I can't… (facepalms) I just...it doesn't make any sense! How can a game is never that… I just...what? So I completed the game!?

T.C.: Yeah.

Fancy: No!

T.C.: Yep! (claps) Do the hallelujah song!

(Fancy looks at him lividly and turns red)

T.C.: That's it, you completed the game!

Fancy: (punches Top Cat in the arm) F*ckin' trollin' me! (T.C. laughs) Son of a...I can't believe that! Wow! F*ckin' really!?

T.C.: Yeah!

Fancy: No!

T.C.: Yeah!

Fancy: No!

T.C.: Yeah!

Fancy: NO!

T.C. Yes!

Fancy: That's… (facepalms again & sighs)

T.C.: Wanna play another game?

Fancy: I know you said it was easy but, goddamn it, bruh! That's a bit of a bitch!

T.C.: Yeah and that's what I meant like easy...as in "short". Get it?

Fancy: That's...I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I feel molested! I literally feel molested right now! I feel like a grown man has taken my virginity away!

T.C.: Calm the f*ck down, man. You just played a game with your fingers.

Fancy: Yeah, but still! I feel-I feel violated! I don't understand! I can't-This can't be the end! (Fiddles with a mouse and a keyboard so aggressively) That's too quick, IT'S TOO EASY!

T.C.: Relax, Fancy! (laughs) Calm dafuq down, aight? It’s just a dumb game. Okay, let's play a different game if you wanna, how about dat? No?

Fancy: Are you frea… No, wait. We're restarting this. Restart. (restarts the game) No, I'm ain’t takin' that. I ain’t takin' that!

Fancy: Mate! I don't hella know what that is! What kind of house is that!? It looks like a penis! (T.C. laughs) What the hell, what kind of house is that!? Jesus. No. I'm not takin' that, I ain’t takin' that! That can't be the end! No. No. What the hell? (Attempts to get the coins the 3rd time but still fails again) You can't even...what's the point of that!? You can't even get the goddamn coins! You can't get any of the coins! Why!?

T.C.: That's the best they can portray, Life Is Hard.

Fancy: So, what do you do!? SO YOU CAN'T JUMP DOWN THERE AND WHEN YOU JUMP UP TO THE VERY LAST GODDAMN BLOCK, YOU DIE! (character jumps up to the block and dies gets a mushroom from the block) AND THEN YOU GET A MUSHROOM AND IT MAKES YOU GET BIGGER, BUT YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF! (character falls off the cliff and the game ends with the same name as before) AND THEN IT SAYS LIFE...IS...FFFFF*CKIN' HARD! (pants aggressively) NO!

T.C.: Starring Scott Moore! (laughs)

Fancy: NIGGA! Starring Scott… NO! (he jumps out of the chair as he was about to attack Top Cat but suddenly has an angry seizure) That doesn't...like what!? (calms down) What!?

T.C.: Yeah, that's it.

Fancy: No, I… (facepalms again) Are you serious!?

T.C.: Yeah. (he suddenly spins around on his chair) Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Fancy: Okay, let me ask the folks in the comment section if is that it. 'Coz I don't trust you, T.C. Is That It!? Lads, is that it!?

(Both Fancy and Top Cat read the comments)

T.C.: (claps) Yes! Thank you! It is!

Fancy: (looking shocked) So, I just wasted $7 for nothing?

T.C.: Mmm-hmm. Don't worry, Fancy. We can choose another game if you like. (continues to spin around)

(awkward silence)

Fancy: What!? What was the point of that!? That was like...Dude, not only did I just waste my time but I just wasted money for this! So, that's it, he just wanted to portray that stupid-ass message!? (he looks at Top Cat, still spinning around) WHY ARE YA SPINNIN' AROUND LIKE A DICK!? (Top Cat ignores him, and continued to spin. Fancy later tackles him with T.C.'s tail)

T.C.: OWWW! WHAT THE F-!

THE END

Hope you enjoyed this! Peace!

P.S. I hope Goku-Cooper would love this!

#hanna barbera #top cat #fancy-fancy

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Cactus, Part VI

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Cactus, Part VI Summary: They had expected this after all. Harry/Jamie Warnings: Not really

It wasn’t, strictly speaking, unusual to see paparazzi outside of a recording studio in LA. Usually Jamie could just skirt the crowd and make it to her Jeep without too much of a fuss. It was only really inconvenient when they blocked the parking lot.

So when Jamie saw the accumulating vultures, she sighed, said a prayer for the poor sap they were waiting for, slipped her sunglasses on against the hot LA sun and tried to plan the best way around them.

She pushed the door open and cheated to the left, making for the parking lot with unhurried, ultimately unworried steps.

After all they weren’t there for her.

“Hey!”

She kept walking. Maybe someone got wind of the newest teeny-bopper working in the studio. Sometimes said teeny-bopper’s media team was astute enough to start the buzz early.

“Hey!”

“Are you Jamie Schwartz?”

She almost stopped, but something in her told her to keep walking, to pretend like she hadn’t heard them.

A hand grabbed her arm and she spun with the jumpiness that living in LA ingrained in you. “What?”

“Are you Jamie Schwartz?”

That same intuitive voice, who was beginning to sound like Harry, told her to say ‘no,’ so she shrugged, feeling conspicuously nonchalant. “No.”

The pap didn’t seem too impressed with her and bought the lie with ease.

“Shit! Did she leave already?”

She shrugged again. “You sure she works at Columbia?”

The man shrugged helplessly.

Then she turned and left, forcing herself to be calm, to resist the urge to peel out of the parking lot like a mad woman. She stowed her guitar safely away in the back seat and calmly walked around the car.

She backed out, slowly and calmly, thanking the powers that be that she had never let her mom put a monogram sticker on her car. As she shifted into drive, she waved cheerily at the paps who were still waiting and left, driving to the restaurant where Harry and the tour band were going to be getting dinner before going to rehearsal.

She pulled in next to Harry’s Range Rover and peeked around her car as she was getting out, making sure that she hadn’t been followed.

Satisfied that her little cloak and dagger game had worked, she smiled and made her way into the restaurant.

She set her sunglasses on her head and smiled at the hostess. “Hey, I’m with a party-“

“Mr. Styles told us to expect you, Ms. Schwartz. This way, ma’am.”

She nodded and followed the girl through the restaurant to a private, back dining room where the whole band and the roadies were waiting on her.

“Sorry, I’m late.” She popped Mitch lightly on the back of the head and dropped a kiss on Harry’s hair.

“It’s fine, love. How was the studio? I went ahead and ordered for you.” Harry grinned and reached over to pull out her seat.

“Perfect.” She hung her purse on her seat and scooted the chair under the table, accepting Harry’s chaste kiss. “Studio was fine.” She smiled. “The girl’s got talent. Be interested to see how it turns out.”

Clara smiled and sipped at her water. “What are you working on?”

“Columbia wanted me to help write some guitar parts for a new talent’s demo. I delivered them today.” She smiled at the waiter when she set a cocktail in front of her. “Now I am free and clear for the tour!”

She waited until the food got there to lean over to Harry. “So… I had my first experience with the paparazzi today.”

Harry stiffened. “What?”

She smiled. “They were waiting for me outside of the studio, but I don’t think they really recognized me. One of them asked if I was Jamie Schwartz.”

“What did you say?”

She shrugged. “No.”

He grinned. “And they bought it?”

“Yep. I kept expecting one of them to follow me but the didn’t.” She laughed.

“Well done you.” He wrapped an arm around her shoulders. “Just started and already trollin’ the media.”

She kissed his cheek.

She nodded at Mitch. “Kiwi is yours and Carolina. I’ve got Woman and Only Angel.”

Mitch nodded, scribbling some notes on a piece of paper. You wanna split the covers?”

“Yeah, that’s good. Do you have a preference?”

“I’ll take The Chain and Stockholm.”

She grinned. “We’ll have to fight over The Chain. That leaves me with That’s What Makes You Beautiful and Just a Little Bit of Your Heart.” She looked over a copy of the setlist and filled in names next to each song. “Sign of the Times? Should we just switch off? It’s the finale after all.”

Mitch smiled. “Whoever doesn’t do The Chain gets Sign of the Times.”

“Oh! Yeah that works. I’ll take Ever Since New York and Two Ghosts. Then, if you’re cool with it, take Sweet Creature and Meet Me in the Hallway and I’ll take From the Dining Table since you’ll probably end up doing Kiwi at least twice a night. Sound Good?” Mitch nodded and she scribbled it in, smiling as she felt Harry sidle up behind her. He set her mug in front of her, having been cleaned of the remnants of the three cups of tea she had drinking over the course of the rehearsal. “Hello, dear. Thank you.”

“You’re welcome.” He chuckled and reached under her arm to turn the setlist so he could read it. “Your handwriting is ‘orrible.”

“You’re dismissed, Mr. Styles, thank you.”

He pressed a kiss to her shoulder, laughing. “I love that yeh decided to wait to like a day before the first show to decide this.”

Mitch grinned. “We waited to finalize it, but this is what we’ve been doing anyway.”

“Does it meet with your approval, boss man?”

He nodded. “If that’s what yeh two want, then that’s fine with me.”

“Then it is finalized. The instruments are packed, The equipment is stowed, the setlist is finalized, the wardrobe is packed…” She turned and slid her arms around Harry’s waist. “Seems like we’re ready to go.”

He grinned, reaching out to pull Mitch into the hug as well. “It’s happening! We’re goin’ on tour!”

He laid a smacking kiss on Mitch’s temple and leant down to kiss her. “Thank yeh both. This wouldn’t be happenin’ without yeh.”

She grinned up at him, arms tight around his waist. “Nah, it would, Haz, it would. It just wouldn’t sound as good.”

Mitch chuckled and high-fived her. “Jamie-Wamie for the win!”

Harry laughed. “Whatever the case may be, thank yeh. I love yeh both.”

They both hugged him, the three of them rocking each other gently back and forth.

“Shall we then?” She yawned, still leaning against Harry. “I need some sleep if you want me to wake up well at that ungodly time in the morning.” She put her papers in her purse and swung it over her shoulder.

Harry shook his head. “Love, I know yeh. There is no waking up well.” He pulled her against his side and together they started their way to the front of the practice venue.

“Ain’t that the truth. You’re like a living fairy tale, Jamie-Wamie.”

She frowned. “How so?”

“Evil, angry little monster in the morning and-”

“A beautiful, princess in the morning and the whole rest of the day!” Harry beamed.

Mitch made a face. “I wasn’t going to go that far. I was thinking ‘passably tolerable human being’.”

She mimicked his face. “Look here, Bitchy-Mitchy, you’re no peach either. They should make you into a bloody Snickers commercial.”

“Bite me, Jamie.”

“Children.” Harry made a placating gesture. “I’m gonna make you a get-along shirt.”

“Yes, Dad.” Mitch pushed the door open, with a grin, and waved. “Anyways, I’ll see you in the morning, lovebirds.”

“See ya.” She stuck her tongue out at Mitch and went to follow him out of the door.

Harry grinned, hand low on her back. “Did you want me to wake you up early enough that you have enough time to wake up? Or would you rather I just let you sleep on the plane?”

Hand on the door, she turned back to Harry. “I’ll have you know that I’m an ad-” She pushed open the door and gaped, letting it close again. “Harry?”

“Shit.” He paused and looked back, motioning for one of his security guards. “Love, yer stayin’ at mine tonight?”

She nodded and watched as yet more people rushed the doors, shouting for Harry.

Harry grabbed her hand gently and turned her toward him. “Would it be okay with yeh if I have one of my guys drive yer car to mine? Yeh can ride with me. I don’t want yeh driving through all this alone. Feel better if yer in me car wi’ me.”

She nodded. “Yeah, that’s probably for the best.” She dug her keys out and passed them to the closest guard. “Be careful with my baby.”

The security guard grinned and nodded. “Will do, ma’am.”

Harry kissed her hair. “We knew it was going to happen eventually.”

She reached up and pulled him down for a kiss she was sure they were photographing on the other side of the glass. “Yeah, we did.” She smiled. “It’ll be okay. We can handle this.”

He nodded and pushed open the door, his other hand squeezing hers. He glanced back at her. “I love yeh, monster.”

“I love you too, baby.” She threaded their fingers together. “Let’s do this shit.”

“Who is Jamie Schwartz?”

She paused and looked up at Harry who was frowning, eyebrows down over his eyes as he passed another shirt over to Lou.

“‘Scuse me, Lou.”

Lou nodded and followed Harry and Jamie as they made their way into the living area of their suite.

The tv had been set to the local news, now a grainy paparazzi picture of her, complete with sunglasses and a jacket she hadn’t worn for at least six months, dominated the screen.

“Back in July, at the London premiere of Dunkirk, Harry Styles, singer and former One Direction heartthrob, revealed that he had a girlfriend, rather cryptically referring to her simply as ‘My Girlfriend,’ despite repeated questions from the Press. Last week it was revealed that the mystery blonde woman seen at the premiere, was the same woman who’d been gracing the stage as one of the guitarists in the singer’s band. The question now is: Who is Jamie Schwartz, how’d she meet Hazza and how long have they been dating?”

The picture faded out and the camera panned over a small panel of entertainment news ‘correspondents’. A blonde woman smiled at the camera. “Here’s what we know: Jamie Schwartz is an twenty-two-year-old studio guitarist with Columbia records from San Antonio, Texas. Her work has been featured in the works of artists as varied as Daft Punk and Willie Nelson to John Legend and John Mayer. She is also the lead guitarist of a indie country-rock band called Spike and Devil and one of two harmonic guitarists in Styles’ tour band.”

Another ‘correspondent’ smiled. “That’s rather impressive.”

The original woman smiled and nodded. “I agree. She is rumoured to be rather well-known amongst the music industry in LA and Nashville and is apparently an in-demand talent.”

“This isn’t too bad…”

Harry sat and pulled Jamie into his lap. “Let’s wait til the end, love. These things have a tendency to get a bit out of control.”

“She is listed among the writers on Styles’ new self-titled album, apparently co-writing guitar parts with Mitchell Rowland. Since we know that most of the album was written in Jamaica, we can assume that the couple met there. We know that despite playing guitar at every one of Styles’ promotional performances in the Spring, no one seemed to put two and two together when she was photographed at dinner and kissing the singer in June.”

One of the panel members, a brunette woman, laughed. “Who dropped that ball, am I right? Like how do you miss that a curlyheaded, tattooed blonde woman seems to be everywhere that Harry Styles is especially when there are pictures of Harry effin’ Styles kissing a curlyheaded, tattooed blonde woman. Someone done messed up.”

Harry grinned against her shoulder. “I did always wonder how they didn’t figure that out.”

“They weren’t there to look at us, they were there to look at you.” She kissed his forehead. “That they didn’t notice me means I was doin’ my job and not distracting anyone from you.”

“We also know that she is going to be a media troll. Watch this video, taken last week in LA by paparazzi:

‘Are you Jamie Schwartz?’ ‘No.’ ‘Shit! Did she leave already?’ ‘You sure she works for Columbia?’

Harry laughed against her shoulder as the brunette on the show hit the table in front of her. “I don’t blame Harry for wanting to date this girl. I want to date her. That was the living embodiment of that ‘deal with it’ meme.”

“When confronted by the same paparazzi and asked why she lied, she apparently shrugged and said ‘Do you blame me?’ What we don’t know is how long the couple have been dating. They very easily could’ve started dating in Jamaica, which would mean that they are nearing their first anniversary, or at any time since. They were, of course, seen getting cozy in a Tex-Mex restaurant in LA in June, good on Haz for embracing his lady-love’s culture. Any thoughts?”

The man on the panel, the only who hadn’t spoken yet, decided to give his opinion, a vaguely sour look on his face. “I just don’t get it. He could have anyone he wanted. He’s dated models and probably had sex with some of the most attractive women on the planet and he’s dating edgy alt-Taylor Swift?”

The brunette frowned. “What are you? An idiot?”

Harry nodded. “Yes, he is.”

“Oh I’m sorry! Short, fat alt-Taylor.” The man shrugged. “She must be good in bed.”

“Why does anyone want to spend their time talking about this shit?” She turned to face Harry. “Who wakes up in the morning and says to themselves, ‘I think it’s a good day to opine on the lives of people I’ve never met and then sit and criticize them? I don’t understand.”

“I don’t even know.” He kissed her softly. “Don’t listen to it. Yer beautiful and I love yeh…” He tried for a grin, trying to cheer her up, make her smile. “Yeh are good in bed, I won’t argue with that but that’s not why I’m with yeh and I know yeh know that.”

She kissed his forehead. “I know, baby. I love you, too. I’m just a bit shocked, is all. I expected something like this but...fuck.” She leaned against him, her chin against his hair. “I hate that you had to go through all of this alone.”

“Alone, love?”

She nodded. “I have you, so this is unpleasant but I have you and I can handle it. I just can’t imagine.”

“Yeh are a fantastic human being.” Harry kissed her. “I am so in love with yeh. Truly. I’m sorry he’s a dickhead, love.”

“It’s not your fault. I want to find that man and punch him.”

“I want to help yeh.”

“So it begins,” she whispered to Mitch as she checked her connections and made sure her pedals were in easy reach.

Mitch chuckled, doing the same, and then grinned at her. “Nervous?”

She shrugged. “I don’t want anything to distract from this. I’m worried that all this shit about our relationship will.. will- I don’t want people to come here expecting some sort of relationship side-show. I want them to be here because they love Harry and they love his music. I don’t want to be a distraction or for it to seem like this relationship is some media plow on either of our parts.”

Mitch reached over and squeezed her shoulder. “No one who really knows either of you or has ever been in the same room with you two, can possibly think that. It doesn’t make sense. You two are some of the most genuine people I have ever met and anyone can see how much you love each other. It won’t be a distraction. There will be some fans who bring that stuff in here but he has an established fanbase and they were coming whether he was in a relationship or not. Just do good work and it’ll be fine.”

She nodded. “Thanks, Mitch. Love ya.”

“How many times have you said that exact same sentence to me?” Mitch shrugged. “‘Just do good work and it’ll be fine.’ ‘Don’t worry, Mitchy-moo, just do good work.’ ‘You can do it. Just do good work.’ I’m just reminding you of your own advice, Jamie-Wamie. Also love ya too.”

She smiled and got set, eyes on Harry’s back as he took his spot on the stage. This is really happening.

Harry turned and blew her a kiss and she caught it before returning it. “I’d say break a leg but you’d take it seriously and you’ve got eighty-something tour dates to keep.”

He laughed, hand over his mic. He mouthed ‘I love you’ and she mouthed it back.

He turned and counted off quietly. They started Ever Since New York and the lights lit him up against the screen and they could hear the crowd go wild. She smiled against the riot of emotion and pride and sheer love she had for the man at the microphone. The screen fell and the crowd exploded.

They performed the first few songs and then Harry took a break to chat with his fans. Her and Mitch shuffled around, changing guitars.

“What is #TeamHarmie?”

She ignored it, grabbing a hollow body electric for Sweet Creature while Mitch picked up his electric.

“Monster!”

She turned suddenly, staring at Harry confused, and leaned into her mic. “Yes, baby?”

The crowd aww’d and she blushed, having forgotten what exactly was happening.

Harry smiled, still at his mic. “What do yeh think Team Harmie is?”

She shrugged, adjusting her guitar on her shoulder. “Dunno. What is it?”

“Harmie is our couple name apparently.” He grinned. “And Team Harmie are the people who ship us, I think it’s called.”

She chuckled. “Okay. I dig it.”

He grinned. “I love that. I also want to put forward #TeamJarry, because of equality, and #TeamShoeObsession, because she’s as bad as me and don’t let her lie to yeh.”

Part V Part VII

#harry styles #harry styles/reader #harry styles/oc #harry styles fanfiction

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chelsanitys · 7 years ago

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anon post

for all 3 of my fans

i live for ur wit and sass

thx n same

Dont fuck with the best! Kate works hard to get the craziest anons to post in her yard, and I've got nothing but respect. There's no fan in the fandom as genuine and earnest as she is. Wishing her and her cats a long and healthy life!

lmao yall need to quit

you've probably answered this already but what do you think will give vm the best shot at the OG?

a good short dance + a good free dance + gui missing the catch-foot on his twizzle again

Are you taking the bar exam this summer?

no i just finished my first yr

I will cry if T&S end up together, They would be a horrible match. Surely I'm not the only one who sees this??

i am ashamed that this is the level of trollin i get. step up ur game!!

"i hope tessa marries semple so i can see all the shippers cry tbh" Poor Alex! Marrying him would probably restore his self confidence and prompt a return to the cfl! Still holding out hope!

honestly alex was the hottest of all her bfs. fedor is balding, has a dad bod n is wearing khakis on the beach now. and semple was always fug. also rl talk i didnt know canada had its own football league until this guy came around. thats so cute for canada

"i hope tessa marries semple so i can see all the shippers cry tbh" I want her with the Bitove guy. His family looks like the type that will post tons about them on sm afterward.

lmao yall know his grandfather started the toronto raptors?? i knew this brodie’s last name sounded familiar. also apparenty he and his fam golf at trump’s resort @ mar-a-lago VOM. tessa is 500% going to end up with a smarmy, filthy rich trust fund kid like him like its not even a question

Hey now. I want shippers to get overthemselves, too, but Tessa marrying Semple, god no. Basically, Tessa, open your eyes and save yourself.

lol i actually wish she was still dating him so all this mindless speculation rn would stop

Bitter and hateful is what I come here for. Anons should just fuck off and go to the Disney website if that's what they want.

vm fans are so damn soft n sensitive about everything lol, i rly wish some of yall would stop taking everything i say so seriously

Please come back, without your snark the fandom is controlled by the most delusional shippers.

i’ll post more when there r actually things 2 talk about. being around here when nothing is happening and ur all screaming into a vacuum about the same things over and over is like being institutionalized in a loony bin

why are you always up so late?

nhf for this east coast bias, it is a perfectly reasonable time in california

Which of the current/rising juniors do you see making tbe most impact next quad?

carreira/ponomarenko are going to win a olympic medal in 2022. even if the shibs, h/d and bock don’t retire, i see them easily rising through the pack - they just have the Look and aren’t without talent. i’m iffy on the rest - mcnamara/carpenter are too creepy and weird, parsons have no height difference and are siblings, both are coached by an unproven staff, everyone else are varying levels of mediocre. hawayek/baker will go to worlds 2018 if they’re lucky and prob never again if no one else retires.

i wouldn't take h/d's music choices as an indicator of what vm will have. they are the c team and vm are the a team in that camp. look at last season... h/d got stuck with marie-france's lame ass idea of the evolution of music and vm got prince.

true..... altho i think personal taste is important too. tessa would die b4 she ever approved an ‘evolution of dance’ sd

I want Tessa to steal Fedor back from Meryl. All that drama would be hilarious. Fedor lost his looks and is butt ugly now so he is exactly Tessa's type, even more so than in 2009.

i nvr thought he was that cute but he literally looks like he goes door to door selling pool cleaner now

I noticed that when Tessa shakes hands or kisses someone on the cheek (like during medal ceremony or interviews) Scott often puts a hand on her lower back even though there had not been any physical contact between the two of them before said handshake or kiss. It just always surprises me and I'm not sure I understand why he'd do this. What's your take on it ?

lmao ik u want me 2 say its bc his subconscious is screaming out in jealousy and he wants to covertly claim her and show the world she still belongs to him but i rly think they r just touchy ppl who like to touch. or hes makin sure she doesnt lose balance and fall off the podium as she’s leanin over

moulin rouge would've been a much cooler choice in 11/12 for their musical fd instead of funny face, but i don't see them doing it for their olympic fd. it's a bit tacky and overdone. i figure they'd want to do something that's a little bit more special and unique then that.

ia it wouldnt have been a bad filler fd for an off year. i just dont see it doing it for their Last Ever and for the olympics. its such a warhorse - what could they possibly say with it thats original? and its such a character piece - they r such overly emo, earnest ppl, i dont think they’d want to do something that different from themselves for their Last Ever.

huh what, vm don't stand a chance against moonlight sonata?? Pls... that would be a flop, such an overused piece of music everywhere, it's like Für Elise - hearing the first notes of it makes me vomit in my mouth a little

ya bc no one’s ever won a gold medal skating to a warhorse before

it sounds more believable to me than vm and moulin rouge tho

What interpretation? PC will just float around. They can do that in any key and judges will eat it up.

true, gui gui is a demon

No way. The judges will think they're watching Gordeeva/Grinkov again and just hand the gold to them immediately.

remember when pc said they didnt even know who torvill and dean and g/g were lmao

If scott doesn't cut his disgusting gutter frat boy hair I'm renouncing my Canadian citizenship and moving 2 Peru

was legit lookin @ pics from autumn classic n skate canada and i cant believe how short his hair was then, i can not believe i was complainin so much. i am honestly such a whiny bitch lmao this is my punishment

i have mixed feelings because Prince is the best short dance of VM's career so far but then Latch was one of the worst lol. It dragged in a lot of areas, especially the middle, and it never felt complete. I don't hate it by any means but considering we only had 2 free dances left and that was one of them... :| so I'm torn between trusting MF, and then thinking she's one misguided song choice away from ruining VM's swan song.

the thought of mf picking out the music for vm’s last ever fd makes me kind of sad. like yall have no ideas? at all?? ur relying on instagram suggestions and mf’s adult lite fm spotify playlists for inspiration? im surprised n disappointed tbh, like they arent kids anymore, i thought they would take more ownership of their careers.

but idk we’ll see. whenever i complain a lot, i usually like their material later lol

why do i feel like vm are gonna come out in their sd with despacito... the justin bieber version...

ok who is this person who keeps sending me despacito questions?? you sound like you want it to happen more than anyone else and are trying to will it into existence

It's funny because Tessa is SO cautious about everything she/they say, that she comes off/is rehearsed--I don't understand why she cares so much. They are not politicians or even super famous. Plus most people who watch (excluding Tumblr fans bc they're all extra) watch during high times like Worlds and Olympics. Most people don't watch interviews and press conferences. If they do watch one, it's usually only the fun "game" interviews or the mainstream ones like etalk which they are not tons of

idk what this is in reference to but ok lol. it prob matters to her bc its her life and she cares bc its happening to her? just spitballin here

Oh no what has Max Trankov said I'm scared to know now. If he's a Trump fan I might have to #nopeout lol he’s russian and a male chauvinist pig. he once said he wouldnt do a quad with tati until she had a baby for him...”and then maybe we try”

still gonna stan his trash ass to the end of time tho

Speaking of bad music cuts I could not stand the way HD's music was cut this year. Like I like all the songs they used individually but it just felt so weirdly put together like the songs didn't flow well into the next. The only part I liked was the last part with earned it.

really? i thought earned it was the part that seemed completely out of step with the first 2 pieces of music. the transition was way off and the tempo was so much faster than the other 2

The Facebook q&a is the first time I felt vm are actually compatible enough to be a couple.

should’ve published this steaming hot take when u sent it a month ago bc i have no idea what this is in reference to now

what do you look like?

tired mostly

haha funny how we went from vm are in a relationship to they hate each other.

dont ‘we’ me bitch i have nothing to do with this fandom’s daily emotional yo-yo-ing

Can you explain the Tessa/Kaitlyn Weaver friendship? Are they really friends? Kaitlyn seems like the kind of girl Tessa would make fun of behind her back.

more like kaitlyn weaver is tracy flick and is trying to bring down everyone in her path tbh

I get a bit of a superiority, cold vibe with Tessa, don't you?

no but i dont have self esteem issues

I think people who find Tessa cold and snobby do not get her at all. Yes, she is far from perfect and her feminism is all (...) but to call her cold and unfeeling means you haven't been paying attention at all. Like get off her dick and/or stop following her career.

i dont think shes cold either. standoffish maybe, but i dont feel like thats from superiority or aloofness. some ppl just want to mind their own business and chill?? not everyone’s a chatty cathy like scott

Music stresses me out. The only thing I've gathered from all of the various discussions is they should be exciting but not too exciting because it's an Olympic season. But they shouldn't also be too safe. Like I know you have mentioned various choices that would be good but what would be in your mind the ideal program, both SD and FD. It's their third Olympics, so how do they build on the past while still being fresh but also them. Or do they just not and give the audience what they want?

something original thats not a warhorse but is also audience friendly and is instantly musically palatable to a lot of ppl

so basically mahler

Which songs from moulin rouge should they use?

if they were doing mr (which i doubt), the orchestral score is 500x better than the cheesy ass nonsense from the soundtrack. like come what may with nicole kidman’s tremulous bird vocals and ewan mcgregor literally straining not to pop a vein would almost be too dramatic and Too Much. i think that kind of thing only works for a v specific kitschy, performative kind of team (a la russians) and wouldnt vibe with vm’s super earnest approach at all. but the orchestral score is genuinely moving and effective in a less garish way

but i dont think they’re doing moulin rouge lol

"the movies honestly made it hard 4 me to interpret hermione’s undying loyalty and devotion to harry as anything other than latent sexual attraction tbh lmao" Hahaha, pretty much. Plus, the whole Harry and Ginny thing, even more so in the movies, seemed to come out of nowhere and was cliche as fuck.

is bonnie wright still acting? i’ve seen dead fish more alive than her on screen

LMAO someone posted a clip from VM's show when they were having dinner with WP and they were talking about how WP live together and they ask VM how they deal with one another and LOL I stg I started loling cause their reactions were #priceless. S literally just had a WTF look on his face while he said something hella awkward & T looked like she wanted to slap him. Her follow up that she doesn't think they could ever spend all their time together just cements why they'll never date for me.

lmao that whole scene is so stupid. kaitlyn n andrew r such good friends i swear

Thanks for setting that anon straight. Set some boundaries so that they don't egg on shippers?? WTF. They're fine with doing what they're doing, and if they're dating others, those others are obviously fine with it too. Besides, it's not like they're filming porn or something. If you can't handle it, stop watching them.

idek what these r in reference to anymore but it sounds dumb as hell lmao

Wow I cannot believe that people actually think VM owe fans any explanation for their relationship/partnership. Like we don't know them, we're never going to know them or be friends with them? Why the fuck do they owe fans a detailed explanation of their personal business? I stg these shippers have lost their damn minds. As long as VM continue to put out good programs and do well I couldn't care less what they're doing off ice. Whatever it is it's clearly working for them. You do you VM.

the entitlement of some fans is insane. its STILL happening now with tessa’s ig now too. why dont yall just let her live n let her white-girl post to her hearts content. she is literally doing nothing differently to what every other skater does, idg this absurd criticism

Fr tho both of them have such nice teeth and I've never seen pics of them with braces, like how??!?!

tessa’s r so nice i cant believe she’s never had braces. and they r such a natural white? like u can tell w most skaters that they get it professionally whitened but hers dont have that artificial look at all

Are you in college? Your bio says 23 but it said that last year too.

i actually turned 24 a while ago im just 2 lazy to change it. im in law school currently

I just read an ancient interview with vm where they said Mahler was about getting married or something... WHAT

ya i cant remember if it was them that said or marina that said it tho. i remember a story about a guy who wrote them saying he and his gf were watching mahler at the olympics and once it was over, he was so moved he got down on one knee and proposed to her and marina was like ‘thats what that program is meant to do’ lol

Do you think Zach is a good skater and partner? I keep changing my mind on him.....

he is such a bland, wet noodle - no taste, no flavor, just empty white carbs. its up to madi to add any spark to the team bc she’s the real star, he just stands there and is tall and can lift her

Why the fuck are so many people freaking out because Tessa did not attend a wedding with Scott. 1. They are not dating so there are no reason for Scott to bring her. 2. She has people visiting 3. I bet they don't even hang out off ice 4. I think Scott has a secret girl in Ilderton. 5. TS not dating. I wish people would claim down.

this is so far back in my inbox i have no idea whats happening

I love it that whenever Tessa posts an IG story the fandom goes crazy analyzing and speculating about Scott what there even when he is clearly not Then there there are talks about TS wedding. WTF Soon it will be TS having babies. I am wondering if maybe the fandom (new fans) are mixing reality with those fanfics.

honestly no clue

I know this has been discussed before but I don't get how Scott and Jess even communicated. Jess could barely seem to understand English back then and Scott couldn't speak French. I wonder if them not being able to speak to each other is part of why they lasted so long actually

lol bryce davison actually learned french so he could communicate w/ her. not scott tho lol

I don't think T cares too much about fs friendships the way other skaters do. Of course she's friendly with a lot of them but she's not really close with anyone except her partner, which doesn't really count lol. She has her own friend group outside of skating and that's what she seems to stick to. It's funny you mention Meryl, Brooke, Tanith, and Lauren because they're all still really good friends.

honestly i think skating stressed (stresses?) her out so much back then that she really hated being in that world for too long. i dont blame her for wanting to disconnect and not having to hang out with skaters who just talk about other skaters and skating 24/7

I don't mean this in a mean way. Watching Avatar. If you paint Meryl's face blue she could be in the movie

it kills me when ppl say she looks like a disney princess? ya the ant queen from a bugs life maybe

I think Tessa sometimes forget that Scott is a huge part of why they are successful and she wouldn't have all of these deals w amazing brands if they weren't so strong+didn't win everything. it's easy to put her on the pedestal bc she's gorg and can dance, but he should get/deserves just as much credit-- i mean he is the one lifting her and she could not do any of this by herself. sometimes i get the vibe that she thinks she's too good for him. maybe he's not as fancy, but he has a heart of gold

i’ve literally never gotten that she thinks she’s too good for him...? they go out of their way to pay each other compliments all the time and dont even jokingly diss on each other. its actually kind of weird that after knowing each other so long their relationship isnt just one long roast section where they talk shit about each other bc thats what my relationship w/ all my lifelong friends r like....but then again im a flinty bitch and they’re super earnest and emo like all the time. like i bet they both cry during sex

i find it kinda gross, disturbing and a bit pathetic that so many people feel the need to write erotic fan fiction about Tessa and Scott--like they are real people not characters, and it's kinda creepy that people spend so much time writing and reading them. Also, i would pay a million dollars to have someone show TS what people write about them--they would literally die and so would i--some fans are kinda extreme crazy

u know how on graham norton when he’s always showing celebs really erotic fanfic and fanart of themselves and they’re just dying of embarrassment?? i would literally pay everything in my bank account (so like....twenty dollars) for someone to do that to vm

omg it's gonna be so awk when tessa and scott have to see klawes...poor klawes, she just could not hold a candle to tessa. still don't know why klawes still follows tessa's insta--like i would unfollow and would not wanna see some of the pics t posts of TS giving each other lovey looks/touchy regardless of whether ts are together or not. also, it's never like t and klawes would actually be friends bc they're polar opposites

v disappointed that the olympic summit did not deliver on this #drama

tessa and kl were real friends tho, i think its sweet. and its nice they still keep in touch even tho scott is a dog

Are you a fan of tessa's style? She wears so much expensive yet ugly shit in my opinion.

lmao no. i think some of her casual wear is cute, but she wears some of the most hideous high fashion shit ever when she’s going out. like that blue carpet jumpsuit? yall know wht im talking about. those hideous trousers??? also she wears an unbelievable amount of boring black dresses

also gf needs to do smth with her hair. tired of her high bun and slick pony. she looks way cuter w/ her hair down imo

Do you think Tessa pays for all the Adidas stuff she wears?

no she def gets it for free. i was a walk-on my freshman yr of college for half a second and even i got a bunch of free shit from nike

How do u as an ed sheeran unstanner feel about ts doing these songs their obviously using him for the sd next season and i wouldnt be suprised if they use him for the fd as well

reading this made my cholesterol go up

really hope they're exhausting all the ed sheeran options now so they won't actually use it for comps lol

ngl i do kind of dig that embarrassing white boy rapping galway girl song but that cld prob just be my girl saorise ronan hypnotizing me like she always does

Minus the horrific man bun, do you think Scott's hot? Also, do you think Tessa finds him attractive?

no and probably yes now that hes so fug

Do you think Scott's attractive?? Also, do you think Tessa being told she's beautiful constantly on sm has made her get a big head--she often comes across as a bit cold and stuck up prancing around in her $1000 + outfits? Love her and she's gorgeous but...

some of yall need to stop projecting your shit onto tessa for real

Power plays of the figure skating journalists. Inside Skating does a very literal interview and article with P/C which blows up and then they go to Jackie Wong so he can basically write up a damage control press release. Kind of fascinating to see both journalists doing their thing with the same content. Hard to believe Inside Skating didn't think their article would create a storm. Interesting.

speaking of jackie, skaters r really going to him for their exclusives now huh? dying that ashley gave him her big la la land fluff piece instead of tsl. pays 2 be nice and kiss ass

Doesn't look like KH/JLB will have much of a chance to advance cuzis so crowded with the current seniors not retiring and juniors moving up. KH/JLB needs to work on their twizzles, thier lines, skating skills, chemistry looks promising. Some of those junior and senior teams should consider representingif they want a chance at aCanada doesn't have any promising teams once VM-WP retire. I feel like CB, SS, HD ain't retiring till they win Wch or OG which may never with PC around.

hawayek/baker could prob skate for gb because jean-luc has citizenship and carreira/ponomarenko could prob skate for canada bc she’s from montreal but i doubt the us fed is letting either of them go. they’ve invested way too much at this point. i don’t think c/p need to move tho, i think they’re talented to rise organically through the ranks. i think they’re more likely to be us #1 instead of not tbh

I don't understand the whole David and Tessa affair; like some people say it happened after he was separated and others talk like it was a full blown affair. The only thing I do know is that her being called a "homewrecker" or anything else of that nature makes me want to punch something because it's disgusting, and it's society go-to response. Be cruel to the woman and basically give the man a free pass. But maybe he received shit, too? I just never heard about it.

i think he was basically separated but not divorced when it happened

Do you think if TS and Cappelini and Lanotte switched partners they would be a good team?

lol no. anna’s not a great skater and luca looks like he’s shorter than tessa

Wait is that Tessa's ex Semple in that photo you posted of her pre and post nose job? Cause if so damn does she lowball herself. Like she could have such better looking guys I do not understand. Girl is very pretty she needs someone to help her pick better guys.

~we accept the love we think we deserve~~

I think T is cringeworthy as a speaker bc she's sooo gd rehearsed. Not a things she says comes across like she didn't practice it in the bathroom mirror 75 times that morning. She would be pretty good if she could lose even half the pretension in her delivery and tossed out the eye rolly words she keeps littering the sentences with like privilege and journey.

they honestly both suck. she’s worse than he is, but they’re both super stiff. and they always do this forced banter bit at the start which just seems so awkward lol

That one anon pointing that some have denied the nose surgery - this is exactly what annoys me about those shipper blogs, not that they are shippers (you can want them two to be together- that by itself doesn't bother me), but their ways and how they always have to insist on vm's perfect image - they all get so upset and aggressive when you point some issue out, like why would you deny Tessa has done a nose job... so out of touch! vm are interesting exactly cause they're real people with flaws

i can not believe ppl r denying her nose job. like yo its right there. it does lend credence to my theory that all shipprs r just hallucinating n seeing things that arent there tho

If Tessa and Scott did hook up while officially with SOs I have a feeling they wouldn't consider it cheating.

ok lmao??? im sure something extremely profound i said provoked this

how rich do u think scott and tessa are???

prob millionaires by the time 2018 comes around if they get their sponsorships

i might do part 2 later if i can be bothered... but nothing really makes sense out of context lol, its like watching charlie kaufman do slam poetry

#Anonymous #vm #fs

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seattlish · 8 years ago

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They see Mike trollin’, they hatiiiiiiiin’.

Well well well. Mike McGinn, former Mayor of Seattle and Guy Who Was Right About The Tunnel, gave everyone a heart attack this morning with his announcement that he’d be running for Mayor again.

McGinn’s legacy is a bit murky; faced with a hostile Council made of largely of crispy white folks and a weird economic time for the City (because like 2009 was kiiiiiind of rough around here), lots of casual observers blamed many of the City’s troubles on him.

However, he also gave us prepaid parking to reduce drunk driving, a library levy that extended service, and a healthy revenue stream for infrastructure, arts, and neighborhoods. He capped towing fees (which were previously outrageously unregulated), opened the Office of Immigrant & Refugee Affairs, is responsible for both the Rainier Beach Community Center and 12th Ave. Arts, and he invested oodles of cash in school road safety improvements.

Plus, he fought hard for later bar close hours, municipal internet, and to extend the Broadway/First Hill street car.

So yeah, he did get quite a bit of stuff done. And people liked him a lot. And he might have been able to do a lot more with more allies on the Council than just Mike O’Brien.

However, his first race against Murray was difficult; Murray made a lot of promises to powerful communities (like the nightlife crew) to sway votes, and collected big revenue from Comcast to fund his campaign.

Now that Murray is looking less bulletproof, McGinn is back in the race. We’re not sure if that means he’s just trying to open the door for someone else or if he really, really wants the job again, but it’ll be interesting to see what kind of a tone he takes. His campaign slogan is...not ideal...

Image: McGinn’s slogan, “Keep Seattle,” which feels...a little icky

...But there’s room to grow. We’re going to try to make it up to the press conference today to see what we can find out. The race is certainly more interesting now!

#seattle #seaelex

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If they're not together do you have a theory or your PR friend know why normans letting this go on he must know what she's doing,why would he put himself in the situation of being seen with her after the denial the backlash from Barcelona was bad enough now pda in NY he must no how bad that video made him look it was totally out of character for him. He lets her troll his fans on IG the skull photo was taken in his apartment. jmo I can't see him putting up with this if he wasn't seeing her

Honestly even id he was seeing her I don’t think he would put up with it. Honestly we have to remember this JUST happened. I honestly think he was just drunk and got taken advantage of a little bit in the eye of the papps. I dont know if he has seen her IG stuff. I know someone said Norman did not like the skull photo at all though. So either 1. He is angry about it or 2. He doesnt know? Norman seems like a pretty non confrontational guy I think it would be hard for him to say ya know back off alittle? Seems to me she is trying really hard to be in his life when he is more just like meh. I wish I had an answer anon but I do think that if they were official in any capacity that he would post something to his fans. This happened what wed or thursday? And then the very next day he had jimmy plus probably getting bitched at by his pr for that video. I think he is just kind of in regroup mode rn and trying to figure out what to do next. I don’t follow her on IG but I have not seen that she has posted anything else like the skull thing but I do hear she is trolling the fans here and there. Honestly, until I hear differently is that she is just a celeb fangirl who is trying really hard to get on him 😂😂😂 trying everything. She is used to getting her way with men but Norman is Norman… Honey he’s got beautiful women throwing themselves at him all the time, gotta bring more to the table then that. But yeah this is what I think. Be kind to Norman I feel like it was taking advantage a little, he looked really wasted way more than her. Stay classy and keep trollin the fans DK 😂😂😂Honestly this all just shows her true colors even more. Norman I think is just trying to forget about the whole thing and move on. I do not think he would be radio silent if they were officially together now. That is not him. Thanks anon!

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June 22nd, 2017 CTP Archive

The archive for the Comic Tea Party chat that occurred on June 22nd, 2017, from 5PM - 7PM PST. The chat focused on The Angel with Black Wings by Mharz.

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RebelVampire

Good day everyone~! This week’s Comic Tea Party is now officially beginning. Today we are discussing The Angel with Black Wings by Mharz~! (https://tapas.io/series/tabw) For those new to CTP, discussions about the comic are freeform, so please feel free to bring up whatever you wish. However, every 30 minutes I will be dropping in a discussion question to help those who would like a prompt. These questions are totally OPTIONAL to answer so pay them no mind if you wish~! Remember, constructive criticism is allowed, but the primary focus here is to have fun and appreciate the amazing comics that the community makes~! Each chat a top comment will be picked and featured on an ad for this chat, so let’s have a great discussion~! With that said, let us begin with this first question~!

QUESTION 1. What is your favorite scene in the comic so far and why?

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

When Ray was beaten up by the bullies and big Sis wanted to help him but she was stopped by Silver. I think that scene was really impressive, it was strong with so many feelings and gave us the hint that things would just go deeper. Ray's expression passing from "hey I have a guardian angel, things will go well now" to "oh no she's leaving me alone" was pretty good. Don't misunderstand me I like see Ray being beaten up LOL, just, that scene was like "OMG WHAT"

mathtans

(I'll be back as soon as I take care of dinner. ^.^)

RebelVampire

yeah i really liked the imagery for the angel walking away in that scene. it was really powerful and sad overall. especially the one panel where ray had blurred vision cause it was like "oh shit this guy is seriously hurt."

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I think it was very well done, specially considering the previous events of interactions between Ray and Big Sis, you could think she would help him out like with the thing with the apple at the lunch time, but nope

Other good scene was, in recent chapters, when Mara stood up against her "friends"

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Hrrrm. I feel like when Mara was trying to apologize to Ray, that was kind of a powerful moment. I feel like Ray's just so angry about things, though understandably so. I've been in that sorta boat myself so I can sympathize a bit with his position.

DracoPlato

so I just reread it so it's fresh in my mind

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

I feel for Mara too, though.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Same Kabocha, that was a good one too, you can put in both character's shoes and see things differently

I don't know for which one side

tbh xD

Feather, Duke of Comedic Timing

Another unfortune situation here for me of this is not a comic for me. I was not the audience for this and I am sorry again.

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

that apple scene was odd, theres just a floating apple there i know it was just a reflex but that could been handles quieter(edited)

DracoPlato

I think I liked Silver fighting the demons the most

in the mall

mathtans

That was a good scene. I liked the bit in the hospital with Mara, finding out about her younger brother. Threw some earlier stuff into a new perspective, I like that sort of thing.

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Yeah! I mean, there's a part of me that doesn't want him to stay angry about it, because it's so unhealthy. >_> I wanna know why Big Sis is tryin' to push forgiveness so hard tho. What exactly did she dooooo

Feather, Duke of Comedic Timing

I like the art, I think it is really cool! I also really like the design of Silver. But I couldn't read the story after the first chapter.

mathtans

I think black wings come from being unforgiven, maybe.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Why are her wings black, like what did she do to deserve it

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

well most people would call a black winged angel a fallen angel so big sis probably did some dark shit to earn that(edited)

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

I IS HERE!!!!

DracoPlato

YAY~!

Feather, Duke of Comedic Timing

Since I feel pretty unrelevant for this particular situation, I will just quickly throw my thoughts in

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

and probably because of that Big Sis is usually lonely

Hey Mharz!

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

@Queen Brave Hikari of Memes -- I agreeeee. I wanna know more RIGHT NAU

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

The dream scene was also powerful one

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

RebelVampire

i think my favorite scene in the comic is actually when ray first talks to the angel just because i thought him so nervous about giving her a gift was adorable

DracoPlato

oh i did like that

Respheal

Aww yeah xD

DracoPlato

as i thought Ray you're just wasting your money giving a physical object to an angel

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Ray being so cute cute

I was like "c'mon big sis, at least accept it!"

AngelicEmpyress

im here... unprepared but here

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

"he used some bucks for you"

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

oh Ray has someone who's giving him allowance. He's a school boy. XD

DracoPlato

I had forgotten in the beginning all the foreshadowing that the angel and ray being friends was part of some bigger plan and ray had a sort of mission

Feather, Duke of Comedic Timing

Feather thoughts: As someone not part of this audience for this comic, I really loved the art and the design of Silver. Particularly for me, I am not a fan of characters in high school setting unless it's has some sort of fighting like a fighting high school or training people to fight. I also couldn't help but feel really disconnected because I think black wings as people who are part Tengu from too many things I have seen, or crow wings which I love. I am also not fond of stories about Angels unless it's of course, super action intense. Apparently there is fighting later but I don't have the capacity to read through to find the fighting scenes. I hope the comic gets a lot more viewers because it seems awesome but I myself am sorry I can not add to that count.

RebelVampire

mharz speaking of him getting the angel a present, i wanna ask, was that a lot of money or not? cause i converted it to $ but obviously expense depends a lot on the costs around them

Feather, Duke of Comedic Timing

Anyways I will be heading out soon so enjoy yourselves everyone

AngelicEmpyress

thanks feather!

Feather, Duke of Comedic Timing

Mharz is indeed so good at drawing wings

mathtans

Silver is so cool. She's, like, having to balance everything out between the angels and humans. I feel.

AngelicEmpyress

i know!! i want to draw wings like that

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Silver is fucking best

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

@RebelVampire it's around 1-ish bucksss

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I love her in deisgn and personality

AkaLevi

silver is a goddess

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

OMG

mathtans

Oh yeah, hey, I like the little spanish touches like the pesos.

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Silver's hilarious. :3

Respheal

The Silver 4koma comics are

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

Pesos is actually our currency here as well

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

I actually really like the bonus drawings Mharz does for her XD

DracoPlato

I was actually surprised how serious silver is in story rereading it XD

RebelVampire

i appreciate how more mature silver is than all the others

DracoPlato

cause i'm so used to all of Mharz's doodles of her

Respheal

lol!

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

4koma!silver is a troll :3

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

@DracoPlato You haven't seen nothing yet.

mathtans

Well, all the local references I probably should have said. I'm ignorant.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

lmao what about Daddy SIlver

tsk tsk

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

Silver is the sunshine from all the broods and angst.

mathtans

Oh, some of those bonus drawings, wow... I was laughing so much at the Q&A, well played...

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I liked when they were in the dream, and Ray was "what's going on?" Silver "well, IDK"

JUST

screms

mathtans

Hahahaha.

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

Silver might know and just trollin' as always

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Silver and Big sis also said they can't really talk directly with people, right?

so even if she knew, she really shouldn't tell 'im

she's just followin' da rulez.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

still was funny

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Oh, yeah. >:3

RebelVampire

silver is a rule follower which i can appreciate :"D

mathtans

Does anyone else think Mara can see angels? I think she can see angels.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I like that Silver is pulling off that image of funny angel who knows nothing, when actually she knows everything and when she gets serious WE ALL WILL DIE

screms

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Silver strikes me as someone who engages in malicious compliance >:3

DracoPlato

well she was going to tell Ray but someone stopped her

more than her just being a troll about it

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

@AkaLevi Did you say goddess???? :V

mathtans

Silver got serious with demons, wooo.

AngelicEmpyress

wants to draw as good as mharz ;-;

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

God: "Woah there Silver-daughteru, you can't just tell people, wtf, I told you not to"

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

@mathtans -- I think Mara is sensitive at minimum, but maybe not able to fully see them

DracoPlato

the sleeve kind of looked like Big Sis's

of the person that stopped her

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

I get the idea that she's aware of their presence 'nat

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

She WAS really going to spoil stuffs at Ray. I guess the universe just doesn't want to. (namely me)

mathtans

kabocha: Fair point there. Hmmmm.

RebelVampire

@mathtans @kabocha, baroness of sparkles Yeah i dont think mara can full see them. i think she just trusts her senses

DracoPlato

but i don't think silver would be stopped by Big Sis in that moment

so it made me wonder if it was one of the spoiler characters

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Plot twist, Mharz is the real god and somehow we'll see her in the comic :y

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

oh course mharz is there god, she made them

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

don't kill my jokes reee

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

i wasn't trying to

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

LOOOOOL

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Silver I summon you, save me

I wanna know more about Raphael too (husbando)

he looks interesting in design, but hasn't done much

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

@Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings so she believes in sweating out a fever lmao

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

yus

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

>Ironically works

RebelVampire

yeah raphael made me curious. especially cause he looked at them all like they was up to no good

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

i'm sure raph is just a busy guy so he can't hang around often

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

He is super busy

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Theory: Raphael is super serious dude who likes sweets

mathtans

Here's another off the wall theory: Big Sis actually IS Ray's big sister, that he didn't know he had. And she can't forgive herself for dying before meeting here, and she thinks he won't forgive her either. ^^

AngelicEmpyress

i like that theory lol

RebelVampire

lol omg

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

WHAT

screming

Respheal

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

I like it too

AkaLevi

my brain just exploded

RebelVampire

can only picture ray being like "HOW DARE YOU DIE EVEN THO YOU PROBABLY COULDNT CONTROL IT"

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

we're going very deep lmao

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

rip

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

I dunno, I was partially subscribing to the theory that Big Sis was somehow responsible for Ray's suffering >_> .............

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I have another theory

mathtans

Well, that's compatible with my theory. ^.^

I think outside the box. Most boxes.

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

yay box!

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Big Sis is actually Ray's guardian, but because of something she did, she was made get away from him

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

she killed his parents.

has hit morbid hour

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

pretty much what I was thinking

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

what that turned dark

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

well, I mean

her wings are black for a reason

and what sort of grave sin has she committed~?

mathtans

OOooooh.

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

okay I'm going to stop with the crazy mass guessing now

RebelVampire

might as well hit the second question early XD

AkaLevi

continue please

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

In theory, according to the story, a sin made by a guardian would be interfiering with the normal life of mortals, which they shouldn't, cause they must let people live whatever it's happening, all they can do is guide them, but if that doesn't work, rip

RebelVampire

QUESTION 2. The most poignant mystery in the entire comic is the story behind the Angel’s black wings. Though the story has hinted she did something terrible/rule-breaking to earn them, little else has been revealed. Why do you think the Angel has black wings (or, in other words, what terrible crime has she committed)? How will this affect the future of the story?

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

saw the spoiler animaotin mharz did

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

o_o

I wanna see it

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

A fallen angel has only one path

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

I'VE ERASED IT FROM EXISTENCE

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

that is

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

hell

mathtans

The black wings are a fashion choice.

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

i can't say it cuase spoilers

DracoPlato

I think she stabbed someone with scissors(edited)

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

are we ready to go down right

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

@Queen Brave Hikari of Memes but has she fallen yet?

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

Draco LOL

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

maybe she's ABOUT TO

DracoPlato

I'm really branching out there

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

theory time again

She needs another trigger and then BOOM, fallen Big Sis appears

mathtans

Maybe she's part demon? ^.^

That's why they want her back? ^.^

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

well mharz in all fairness from a number of related things you made it does hint that big sis did fuck up someones day with scissors(edited)

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

WELP.

mathtans

She ran with scissors. That's a no-no.

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

And she gets a hair color change too, yeh?

DracoPlato

well we already know she broke the angel rules not to interfere with humans, and she stabbed some humans with scissors defending someone

based on what's been shown

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

oh my god

So, based on the theories here, let's come up with something

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

All of our theories says Big Sis f-cked up and she'll go more down in the deep

DracoPlato

probably the more angel rules you break the more you become a demon

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

tumbling down tumbling down

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Here's what we definitely know 1. Big Sis, based on evidence, was human at one point. 2. Ray's parents are gone. 3. Big Sis did something horrible.

RebelVampire

maybe she used scissors cause the thought that somehow itd be a loophole in the angel rules

DracoPlato

her powers were black too when she was going to protect ray

Respheal

I figure it's something she was pretty much forced into doing like...if I don't do this things will be much worse

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I imagine the angel's rules like the book from Fairy Oddparents DA RULEZ

rip

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

ergo: Big sis was ray's big sis. She kept watching him after she passed, and eventually killed their parents to protect him.

WITH SCISSORS.

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

Brave, somehow I was imagining that too.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Raphael is Jorgen(edited)

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

but smol(edited)

AkaLevi

but how Ray doesn´t remember her then?

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

We can all be buffed Jojo's in our hearts

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Because he could have been an infant.

or very young

mathtans

Doing evil for the "greater good" kind of thing.

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

most kids don't remember anything before 3years of age

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

road to hell as they say

AkaLevi

true

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

morbid crack theory: established.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Does Ray even have a good memory?

or maybe trauma could make him forget

RebelVampire

i wouldnt be surprised ray doesnt remember having a sister cause in all the time of being friends with mara it never came up she had a bro XD

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

I am so reading the archive of this.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

another theory time lol

DracoPlato

if she killed his parents though that kind of goes against her personality though since she was most likely protecting someone

so they'd have to of been doing something cruel at the time

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

@DracoPlato --- yeah, I think that's about the only reason she'd have done it. Serious abuse or something.

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

maybe too much booz

DracoPlato

angel went to too many bars

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Though, one thing to discredit this: don't angels appear at the same age as they died?

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

rip

uhmm idk that

Respheal

There can be a significant age difference between siblings

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Based on Mara's brother anyway

That's true, Res

Big Sis strikes me as 30s tho

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Maybe Mara's case is a special one?

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

I personally have a 15 years gap with my sister

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

HMMMMM

Mharz is not discrediting the theory.

HMMMMM!!!!

mathtans

Maybe one of Ray's parents was a demon! So Big Sis killed the demon, not knowing!

Respheal

HMMMM

lols(edited)

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Mharz will make us all think we're correct

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

and then we'll find out Big Sis is actually Ray's mom.

mathtans

If one of Ray's parents was a demon, it explains why he can see them.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

omfg

but wait

RebelVampire

i vote for ray being half demon O_O

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

in latest episodes, Mara hinted like she thanked to big Sis

RebelVampire

mostly cause i want that

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

what if she also is kinda like Ray

what if having an angel as a dead sibling gives you the ability to see them

oh no I killed the chat

oh there we go

DracoPlato

half demon ray, hell yeah

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

lololol

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

I can't quite remember, but I think angels can kinda choose to share their aura with someone?

or something like that?

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

rip

DracoPlato

kabo did make me think he probably witnessed the angel stabbing people when he was a child

that's why her face was familiar

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Mmm. Maybe he remembers her protecting him as a youngin.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

He could had gotten a trauma

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

So, if Big Sis is not a family member of Ray's, then she definitely did something to his formerly living family to protect him.

RebelVampire

maybe the angel kidnapped ray from his parents and took him to her murder house

DracoPlato

LOL

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Mharz, I'm thinking there's a yandere Big Sis AU.

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

I'm honestly getting terrified with all your crazy theories. XD

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

LOL

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

OMG

mathtans

Because they're all true?

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I-I.........

rip

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

who knows?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

mathtans

Silver knows, but she's not telling.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Silver knows everything

AkaLevi

yandere big sis....interesting

RebelVampire

yeah i really wanna know who stopped silver from blabbing everything

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Theory: Silver is satan

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

few people know the truth

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

I would be scared at yandere big sis

DracoPlato

you're secretly a wizard ray

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

MHARZ HAS SAID SOMEONE HIT TOO CLOSE TO HOME

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

I mean look at her gigantic scissors

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

someone did it?

who

AngelicEmpyress

ooooo

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

so many questions

AngelicEmpyress

suspense

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

I'm deeply curious, but it's a seekrit

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

I ain't telling LOL.

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

the answers lie within the chat

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

THE ANSWER IS IN YOUR HEART

RebelVampire

a mystery

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS

RebelVampire

i guess everyone will have to comb the archive

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

My kokoro tells me we're all right

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

damn it yugi

mathtans

Mara was Silver the WHOLE TIME.

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Silver is Mara's Alter Ego.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

HOW

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

rip

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

you never see them in the same place!

DracoPlato

mara is the Angel's past

and Ray is the angel's husbandu

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Mara is the reincarnation of Big Sis's sis

DracoPlato

and she's gone to the past to save him

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

Draco how is that possible?(edited)

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

lel

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Ohh, that's a really good question -- do the angels have the ability to time travel

RebelVampire

maybe ray and the angel are the same person then. and when the moon goes up ray and mara become magical angel girls

DracoPlato

TIME TRAVEL

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

ARE THEY DISPLACED TEMPORALLY

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

Draco this isn't Zenchav. :V

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

And this is how Silver knows Lyall.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Angels in Mharz's universe don't age right

rip

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

everything leads back to zenchav.

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

they don't....

DracoPlato

i think it has been mentioned once in every chat

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

WHERE ARE THE KIDS

mathtans

The angels fly at 88mph.

RebelVampire

speaking of angels aging, did we learn what happens when angels die? besides disappearing i mean

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Now I want over +100 kids of Silver and Big Sis

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

OMG CALI LIVES!!!

RebelVampire

are they gone poof forever

DracoPlato

oh i did wonder that too

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

am i late

DracoPlato

what is the after life for an angel

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Do they have a chance to be reborn?

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

sup cali

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

CALI

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

Brave that's seems not a good idea

nah yer good cali

RebelVampire

no youre late cali

to the stocks with you

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

rip

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

rip

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

for some reason I thought someone said "Super cali" and I was like, where's the rest of the dang line

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

cali was good soul...until she was late

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

people die when they killed

DracoPlato

omg i wasn't online

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Anyway, so yeah, what happens to angels after THEY die? Do they reincarnate? Do they disappear? Are they gone?

what happens to a destroyed soul

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

the acher class really is made of archers

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Angels can be reborn as humans?

mathtans

When angels die, they become clouds.

RebelVampire

do they become demons because they failed their angelic duty

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

gasp

DracoPlato

when an angel dies do they go to another story

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

omg

DracoPlato

story reincarnation

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

damn it draco

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

totaly makes sense

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

I'd totally laugh if cali slept thru it after going thru the effort of rereading it. XD

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

rip

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

she still kinda made it

we're just on q5

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

pats cali

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

i missed the 30 first mins of it

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

hugs cali

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

lol

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Cali: we think Big sis killed ray's parents prolly

RebelVampire

assuming theyre dead. maybe theyre just abroad

having fun without ray

cause fuck ray

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

LOOOL

mathtans

Also one of ray's parents was a demon.

DracoPlato

i thought his dad was still alive

RebelVampire

yes demon ray canon accepted

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

"Abroad" is code for dead.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Ray's Daddy is a demon

screms

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Ray's dad is .... Rex?

DracoPlato

ray's father is damon

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

it was rex the whole time

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

Oh no

Damon and Ray are related!!!

gasp

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

TAWB X Zenchav

THE CROSSOVER

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

why zenchav connect to eveything now

DracoPlato

ray you're damon's brother via rex

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Because it's a thing.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

because Zenchav is everything

we're all Damon's childs

DracoPlato

it gives us life

yus

RebelVampire

because time traveling space macaroon

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

i do feel like big sis might have something to do with his parents tho

DracoPlato

loooool

silver is ray's mother and father

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

rip Ray

mathtans

Because time travel, Draco?

RebelVampire

idk tho. are his parents even relevant. cause i mean besides the fact they arent present, the fact they havent been mentioned makes me wonder if they matter

DracoPlato

always time travel

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Poor Ray.

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

his mom was mentioned once

but ray dodged the question

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

I feel like I remember his mom being dead.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

He lives alone tho

DracoPlato

i used to think the angel was his mom

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

same

:' D

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

but silver is mom

RebelVampire

maybe the angel is his grandma

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Silver is dad

DracoPlato

i did wonder if she was grandma in the reread

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

silver is all

RebelVampire

didnt get her grandson enough presents

AkaLevi

we are silver

RebelVampire

failed her grandma duty

DracoPlato

but i dunno, based on my spoiler timeline

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

draco keeps a spoiler timeline??

DracoPlato

in my head

AngelicEmpyress

lol

DracoPlato

always

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

LOLOLOL

AngelicEmpyress

draco keeps everything in head

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

No Fair, Draco, you know spoilers.

mathtans

Maybe Big Sis is the mom of that bully character. Maybe that's why the wings are black.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

wot

DracoPlato

her wings are black cause her son is a jack ass

wha

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

her wings are black because fashion

mathtans

And she's all "you can never forgive my son? harsh"

RebelVampire

lol thatd actually be kind of funny

if the angel was the mom of that bully

DracoPlato

bullies have feelings too ray

RebelVampire

who always beats ray up

takes his lunch money

mathtans

She probably always wanted to hit him with an apple.

DracoPlato

i would love that XD it'd be so out of the blue

mathtans

But was too nice.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Ray is actually the MC of a harem drama manga

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

gott throw all the apples

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

So, serious question. Is Ray using Big Sis as a surrogate for actual human friendships at this point? I worry about him a little!

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

N-Notice me, Ray senpai

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

brave he isn't already?

DracoPlato

the apple is the prelude to the angel's death note

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I do think Ray will have some humans friends at some point

mathtans

kabocha: Good point! I wonder if that's a bit of why he doesn't want to forgive Mara? He prefers angel relationships to human ones now.

AngelicEmpyress

lol draco

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

he can't be friends with "something" only he can see

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

becos humans suck???

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

almost like an imaginary friend

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Angels are basically perfect and not likely to not harm him emotionally. ... He thinks.

oh god, whatever Big Sis did is going to hurt him isn't it.

DracoPlato

someone is human racist

mathtans

But he's met Silver. ^.^

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

it's going to like, really, really hurt whenever that's revealed.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I am human racist (?)

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

rip

RebelVampire

i think ray is using big sis to project that he doesnt want to believe ppl are awful but if he admits that humans arent awful then maybe he has to take responsibility for himself and his own actions.

DracoPlato

nyu mharz

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

in all seriousness tho, I HOPE Ray recovers his friendship with Mara

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Cue Ray running into the arms of demons and having to be saved

DracoPlato

only angel friends are best friends

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

at least in a way

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

though it might be annoying for him that big sis keeps pushing mara's forgiveness on him lol

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

who doesn't want to be bestfriend with a pretty angel?

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

maybe not completely friends, but maybe being in peace with eachother

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

he is quite annoyed about that.

DracoPlato

i dunno, i might just think i'd lost my mind too

gasp is ray just crazy

mathtans

She should probably stop pushing so hard.

It's not working.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

It's more likely Big Sis was talking to herself about forgiveness

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

he even asked why she's so adamant about it.(edited)

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

@Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear -- I sincerely feel like Big Sis is probably aware he's gonna need human friends.

RebelVampire

haha i really loved that scene if only cause i was like "ray are you that dense bro?"

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Because when he figures out whatever she did.... NOPE BAD THINGS DRAMA ANGST RAY

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Plot twist: his future friends will be the bullies

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

LMAO

AkaLevi

lol

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

this is all in Big Sis plans

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

drama angst. XD

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

MORE DRAMA

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

ALL THE DRAMA

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

EMOTIONAL PAIIIIIIIIIN

DracoPlato

okay so, i think if the angel said nothing about forgiveness and was just generally kind to him rather than nagging him and showed him what a good person she was and how much she cared that'd actually be more effective for her point about forgiveness

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

how could this happen to meeeeee

DracoPlato

cause in story she seems like just a pushy nag about it

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

HURT PEOPLE WITH EMOTIONS

DracoPlato

and i feel like that just makes it worse in wanting ray to rebel emotionally

mathtans

I made my mistaaaakes, got nowhere to ruuuuun....

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

@DracoPlato -- I do have similar feelings about it. I feel like she's got another motive.

DracoPlato

yeah

RebelVampire

yeah tbh i think the angel is kind of a bad role model for ray cause shes not that emotionally stable it seems like it XD

DracoPlato

i feel like the angel is really selfish

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I think even so, Ray will want to know why, considering his personality, he's going to also be pushy about Sis past

DracoPlato

and she's not speaking for ray's benefit but her own, and in that way i don't feel like she's a nice person

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

freaks out a lot

mathtans

I don't see her as selfish, she doesn't seem to think much about herself.

DracoPlato

but i also don't think ray is that nice of a person either

mathtans

Ray's stubborn.

DracoPlato

cause he's also very self centered

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I considered Big Sis talking more to herself than to Ray, which is why her "advices" doesn't really work(edited)

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

now that you think about it none of these characters are nice...

mathtans

Brave: I can see that.

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

I'm a great creator!(edited)

DracoPlato

yeah they're all kind of awful people, lol XD

RebelVampire

haha ray tbh has a victim complex to me

DracoPlato

or at least have a lot of emotional growing up to do

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

LOL

DracoPlato

yeah i agree with rebel big time on that

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Same

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Ray needs to be smacked upside the head.

Get Silver to do it.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Ray puts a huge wall on him about "I WON'T FORGIVE ANY OF YOU FUCKS, LEAVE ME ALONE"

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

he's only 15... he'll learn... probably...

RebelVampire

probably

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Ray needs a slap from mommy

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

LOOL

mathtans

Perfect people are boooooooring.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

SIlver Mommy

RebelVampire

QUESTION 3. Ray has a strong belief that people are fairly awful. This becomes more evident as Mara, an old friend who betrayed him, now seeks his forgiveness. Of course, in his stubbornness, Ray refuses to forgive her. Do you think that Ray will eventually forgive Mara? Do you think she deserves his forgiveness? What do you think will happen in Mara’s future as far as the plot is concerned, whether she earns forgiveness or not?

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

UHMMMMM

Okay I gotta type this

gimme a bit

DracoPlato

Oh yeah i think he'll forgive her for sure

forgiveness is the overall theme of the story it feels like atm too so if he didn't the theme would fall really flat, lol

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

imagines ray finally forgiving once they're both super old

mathtans

I think she deserves his forgiveness, based on what we've seen. I think she might give up on life now that her brother isn't able to talk to her any more. I don't think he'll forgive her until it's nearly too late.

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

LMAO

only forgave on his deathbed

rip

DracoPlato

that'd be awesome XD

RebelVampire

my mind went to dark places. wondered what would happen if mara died before ray could forgive her and thats what makes him realize well shit, not forgiving ppl sucks

DracoPlato

I forgive you now, can i be an angel too?

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

omg

DracoPlato

it's okay

RebelVampire

i think ray should forgive her tho because at the end theyre stupid teens

stupid teens fuck up

DracoPlato

he can forgive her ghost

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

Ray is drowned by the guilt? LOL

mathtans

Rebel, that's where I'm kinda going too.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I think Mara is going to be forgiven, at some point, considering they're childhood friends, Ray's development could lead to him actually doing it because of the good times. But ALSO, I think Mara will try to do stuff so Ray will see she has changed for good. Like Ray has hinted: he won't forgive cause they don't even try to repair what they ahve done. So I think we'll have some sort of Mara's redemption on ehr own, maybe with small things

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

wooh, zoned out ofr a minute.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

breathes in

mathtans

Draco: Do ghosts exist in this world? Or only angels?

DracoPlato

oh that's a good question

only Mharz knows

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

there are spirits

mathtans

Like bourbon, vodka...

DracoPlato

LOL

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

-Ray is pretty immature at times. I feel like he needs to get over his issues with people being awful -- tbh all we've seen is his issues with classmates being horrible, but not much interaction with adults? So I guess he's mid angst. Still going with the "my parents are DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD" theory. I do think Ray will forgive her. It might be far off. He's very stuck in his own self-wallowing.

RebelVampire

idk if mara should work that hard for redemption. tbh i think its ray who needs to work hard because at this point hes just being stubborn

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

would be a cruel twist if ray someday was ready to forgive her when she suddenly dies somehow

RebelVampire

no no there was that one interaction with the old lady who brought him food

DracoPlato

In ray's interactions with adults he's always lying

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

CALI NO

DracoPlato

saying everything is okay

RebelVampire

and then he was like "BLEH SHE DOESNT CARE"

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

DIS PEAR

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

cali stop

DracoPlato

yeah wtf ray she just gave you food

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

keep your pears in your comic

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

chapter 4 :3

AkaLevi

nice Cali xD

DracoPlato

This nice old lady gave me food but fuq her, she doesn't care about me

RebelVampire

angels are ghosts confirmed

mathtans

Good callback.

DracoPlato

i see why people beat you up ray

RebelVampire

yeah i really disliked ray with the old lady

like wtf bro

she was checking up on you

and you like i hate you

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

DracoPlato

so i guess "mere soul" is ghost

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

yus

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

"ooo lady gives me food and i live alone now i don't have to cook/buy food" "PEOPLE SUCK SHE DIDN'T CARE SHES A BECH"

RebelVampire

what happens to the mere soul tho if it doesnt become an angel

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Ray is a teenage boy...

RebelVampire

is it a ghost 5ever?

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

Ray in a nutshell

DracoPlato

yeah how does this ghost thing work long term

are just just a ghost forever

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Ray being Ray

mathtans

Until your ghost wings fall off. ^.^

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

mara's ghost forever haunting ray

DracoPlato

not my ghost wings

RebelVampire

the ghosts of rays parents are there the whole time and only the angel can see them

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

works the same they stay in heaven or hell if they good or bad

once the time comes

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

rip

DracoPlato

so when an angel dies they just go to heaven?

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Cali wants Mara dead

I can see it in her eyes

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Oh god, Mara's gonna die

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

MORE DRAMA

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

rip Mara

DracoPlato

why is it different for ghosts dying tho

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

OMG

DracoPlato

than angels dying

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

WITH EXPLOSIONS

DracoPlato

if they're both vehicle less at that point

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

So then canon Mara dies so we see how her spirit goes out and works

DracoPlato

so really both are just a soul

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

that's the thing

mathtans

But it's only temporarily dead. She's too cute to die for reals!

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

souls can dissapate as well... since they have no bodies anymore.

DracoPlato

so why do some souls go to heaven and some just go away forever

RebelVampire

so are we saying if they dissapate they just cease to exist?

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

DracoPlato

that doesn't make much sense XD

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

"No comment"

AkaLevi

reincarnation is not a thing then?

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

that's what I'm taking :V as

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

LOOL

DracoPlato

if there's a hell too then why would souls ever just disappear forever

if there's places that others go

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

so they die if they're killed, forever

DracoPlato

omg brave

it's a true statement now

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

people die when they're killed

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

angels die if they are killed

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I SAW IT, I SEE THE FUTURE, YOU DOUBTED ABOUT ME

RebelVampire

the angels go to the super afterlife

DracoPlato

but not you random soul, you get to go to heaven, yay

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

quick, someone draw ray doing the shirou face

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

angels go to angel valhalla

DracoPlato

unlike you other random soul who sucks and gets to never exist again

mathtans

Angels dye when they're bored. Hence black wings.

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

rip

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

LOL

RebelVampire

LOL

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

that's what actually happened. Big Sis dyed her wings black becos it's fashionable

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

she wanted to be known as the emo angel

RebelVampire

and everyone just pretends she did something bad

mathtans

Trendsetter.

RebelVampire

so she can seem edgy

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

well she did a pretty good job

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

edgyy

I want Silver with black wings now

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

edgy silver

RebelVampire

now picturing the angel and silver as 90s street punks

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

yis

RebelVampire

silver with a pompadour

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

LOL

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

oh that doesn't suit her

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

omg

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I imagined them like KISS

Help

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

rip

AkaLevi

god xD

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

i wanna see both of those

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

I'm not in my tablet rn

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Mhaaaaaarz drawwwww

DRAW ON THE FLOOR

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

wat

RebelVampire

draw with your life blood

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

rip

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

^I ws about to type the blood

edgy

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

draw with mara's blood

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

oh god

Cali

DracoPlato

loooool

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Cali wants to see everyone dying

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

We're going to see a page in psycheteria show up with Mara dead.

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

that'll be her cameo

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

I imagine Silver being a Dezar with a face paint

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

her dead

LOL

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I would pay for that

RebelVampire

mara was sen's dead sister all alone

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

dun dun dun

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

OMG

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

Mara's Angel was Sen in disguise

then got sent to Fenaur

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

We'll go to Fenaur now

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

thats the true afterlife

of dead angels

get reborn to fenaur

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Cali will make it canon and possible

I believe in her

RebelVampire

anyway

i wonder if mara knows her bro is gone. or does she just think he went on angel vacation

DracoPlato

oh i wondered that too

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

that'd be awkward if ray had to bring it up in some way

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

I think she has an inkling

DracoPlato

i'm sorry mara, your brother died.....again

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

What if she saw him in a dream before he finally vanished, so because of that Mara changed?

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

"hey uh mara your brother was an angel and i think he angel died sorry about that"

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Like, she's changing because of her bro

mathtans

Brave: I can see that.

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

i wonder if he warned her in dream that he won't be there for her much longer

in that sense

mathtans

"You need to make some human friends again"

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

I read that as "that she won't be there for much longer"

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

It would be possible, with his last's energy

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

and I was like, damn, Cali, you really wanna see Mara ded.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

"you need REAL friends"

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

"real friends aka ray because forgiveness hunting is a fun thing we like to watch"

AkaLevi

who doesn´t wanna see Mara dead?

RebelVampire

i wonder why mara's bro didnt point out her girl friends were bitches

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Maybe he couldn't really interfiere?

mathtans

I don't wanna see Mara dead! She's been through enough already. And I like her hairstyle.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

liek because it was her decision and shit

RebelVampire

i dont wanna see mara dead even tho i think itd be a dark twist

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

liek because it was her decision and shit

RebelVampire

i dont wanna see mara dead even tho i think itd be a dark twist

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

uhhh I don't... that would be bad

edgy Silver and Dezar

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Mara is plot relevant and therefore cannot die.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

omfg

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

PLOT ARMOR.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

so then her part time job...

mathtans

kabocha: Plot includes angels. I think death is fair game.

DracoPlato

true

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

actually don't wanna see mara dead either, i like her a little more than Ray :y

RebelVampire

i would like to see more of the demons in the story

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I like Ray in certain moments in the comic

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

" a little more"

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

MORE DEMONS

RebelVampire

meet the demon who got ostracized for being not evil enough

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

aka, when he's not agnsty

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

demon beefcake.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

oh true, more demons

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

i read that as damon beefcake

RebelVampire

cause iirc they wanted to bring in the angel

DracoPlato

ray has non angsty moments? XD

RebelVampire

cause they were like yaay evil angel

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

OMG

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

like their real goal with the attack

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

beefcake babies

DracoPlato

LOL

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

DAMON!

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

rip

DracoPlato

that damn demon damon

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

oh that reminds me

while i was rereading

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

It's official, for now on, I'll put Zenchav as the top of the line of how our universe works, like Zenchav in the god place

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

one of the demons kinda had ray-hair for one of the panels

and made me like

"OMG WHAT IF RAY'S DAD WAS A DEMON OR SOMETHING"

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Daddy demon might be a thing

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

oh god, demon blood theory is back. This could be a thing.

RebelVampire

we already headcanoned ray as a half demon while you werent here

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

gdi

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

daddy

RebelVampire

ray's father satan confirmed

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

rip cali

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

ray's father actually rex

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

those 30 minutes were good as theories

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

you have a brother now damon

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

we stated that too

DracoPlato

looool

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Damon is the father of all of us

no exceptions

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

this is what i get for sleeping late rip

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

rip

DracoPlato

well i can explain the whole universe if needed, but at another time, lol

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

I read that as I can explain how the universe ended

AngelicEmpyress

i want to be there when you do drace ^_^

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

llooool

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

rip

AngelicEmpyress

draco >.>

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

But from death everything comes to life again

or some shit like that

DracoPlato

i got the deepest rabbit hole

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

like ray's ability to forgive

maybe

DracoPlato

ray will forgive

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Ray's ability to forgive is deeper than the abysm

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

forgiveness has power

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

So, building on the theory so far: Ray's father is a demon. Ray is half demon. Big sis was his mom or sister. She killed someone. Probably Ray's father. >:3 Ray is due for a heroic bsod and mara will halp

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

Ray just forgive the girl

LOL

DracoPlato

i believe ray is a good boy deep down, he's just young

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

very deep down tho

RebelVampire

what interested me more in that panel

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

young and angsty

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

imagine the song kiss the girl but replace kiss with forgive

RebelVampire

is silver someone else

DracoPlato

oh yeah

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I totally think SIlver is someone VERY important

what if she's an archangel

DracoPlato

that foreshadowing there i didn't pick up until the re read

AngelicEmpyress

thats what i was thinking!

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

so she's allowed to do whatever she wants

RebelVampire

ah thatd be cool if silver didnt have to follow the rules but is so mature she does because she naturally sees their place and purpose

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

or maybe she's infamous for trolling a lot.

mathtans

Silver is the one who gave Big Sis the black wings, as an example to all the other angels. But now she feels bad.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

gdi

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

silver why

DracoPlato

silver thought the black wings would look nice with big sis' hair

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

S-Silver is not bad, uguuuu

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Silver dumped her ink on big sis on accident

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

LOL

AkaLevi

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

that is a huge amount of ink

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

silver is a comic artist. Works with the best inks and paper. But still can't stop spillin' it

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

she ransacked an ink making company just to pull off the ink dump prank

accidentally stained her wings

"woops sorry"

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

that is something she might do

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

it's canon

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

it's probably good angels don;'t eat if their wings stain easily

imagine having to walk around with fried chicken and/or pizza stains on your wings

mathtans

I read that as "probably good angels don't eat their wings"...

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

rip

the wings are actually chicken wings and can be fried

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

So this is all about Ray funding KFC

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Ray becomes the Colonel.

mathtans

K stands for Kara.

RebelVampire

i like the idea that silver gave the angel the black wings

and feels guilty now

mathtans

Sometimes I have zany theories that make sense!

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Hrrrm.

DracoPlato

my thing is why didn't big sis become a demon

if she did something bad

how many chances are you given and is she getting sepcial treatment

and maybe she'd be happier as a demon

mathtans

She wouldn't become one, they only form from bad human emotions, right?

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

She was good before, and maybe her motives for the bad thing were ultimately good.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

That's kinda what I was saying, like, maybe big Sis is about to turn into a fallen one

we need another trigger

aka RAY

RebelVampire

i dont think shed be happier as a demon since the demons are supposed to guide ppl down the sinful path

DracoPlato

lucifer became a demon tho if it follows christianity and they were an angel

RebelVampire

i think shes a bad angel and a bad demon

would make good human

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

RebelVampire

QUESTION 4. In the story, Ray is revealed as special for his ability to be able to see the angels. When he asks the Angel about this and other rules they’re breaking, the Angel simply states she and Ray are exceptions. Why do you think Ray can see angels and what does it have to do with the larger story? Do he and the Angel have past history (and, if so, what)? Is his ability related to this theoretical back history, or is something bigger going on?

mathtans

Maybe Big Sis could only make it part of the way to being an angel. The black wings were a gift.

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

YES

they have history. She's gotta be family

or have transgressed against him

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I think Ray and Big Sis are connected in some way, idk if family thing directly, but totally connected and because of that Ray can see them

DracoPlato

hmmm

mathtans

Ray can see angels because one of his parents was a demon. Angel killed the demon. ^.^

DracoPlato

oh i like that theory math

RebelVampire

tbh for me right now i think ray's abilities are independent of the angel. if only because i cant fathom what the angel wouldve done that wouldve gone "woooga wooga now you see da angels"

DracoPlato

i actually would prefer if they were separate

just because it's less predictable

mathtans

Maybe Ray just lives in a perpetual state of being half asleep.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

That sounds good too

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Maybe it's all a dream.

And Ray is in a coma.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

but Idk, if it wasmentioned before, don't mind me, but since when Ray can see angels?

mathtans

Since the start of the story? Hmmmm.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

in timeline

DracoPlato

maybe since he was a kid, it didn't seem like it was new

RebelVampire

thats a good point

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

since he was a little?

RebelVampire

i dont think it was stated

mathtans

Yeah, no, was trying to think about that.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

when puberty kicked in?

RebelVampire

but yeah i agree it didnt seem like it was new

so its at least been for a while

mathtans

Damn those puberty angels.

RebelVampire

i wonder how long he stalked the angel before talking to her

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Puberty really mess up yer body sometimes :y

now you see angels everywhere

I believe Big Sis was the one stalking to Ray, in a way

RebelVampire

maybe ray is dying soon and thats why he and the angel dont have to follow the rules when together. maybe the angel is the grim reaper now

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

oh no

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

rip

DracoPlato

i did wonder why she was always around for him to see, since she can fly anywhere

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

people die if they're killed

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

that's why her wings are black.

mathtans

Ray DOES seem to be key though, I remember there was a scene where Big Sis was saying his actions would ripple out to everyone he knew.

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

She's an angel of death.

DracoPlato

shinigami angel

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

becos Ray is playing Life is Strange

RebelVampire

maybe the angel is going to angel die and ray has to take her place as grim reaper

mathtans

What? Where are the lesbians? ^.^

RebelVampire

ray doesnt have cool time reversing power tho O_O

DracoPlato

not yet anyway

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

not yet

in Zenchav universe, everything is possible

DracoPlato

this is true

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

wait, we have the yuri

Big Sis x Silver

DracoPlato

yus

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

this is totally life is strange

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

LOOOOOOL

mathtans

Oh, yay!

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

we're just missing the time travel powers

just one step my friendo

RebelVampire

but yeah i wondered why the angel was just always in his vicinity. like was just waiting. playing hard to get

being like "why hasnt he talked to me yet "(edited)

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

psh who needs that? I say play as it lies

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Big Sis was always waiting to Ray maybe

not like she knew it was Ray

but to that someone who would save her

DracoPlato

big sis why you stalking young boys

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

Big Sis and Silver is just a crack ship

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I got deep again

rip

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

becos I'm full of crack

mathtans

She may not have known he could see. Myabe he was just sensitive, like Mara.

DracoPlato

i think she lived in the area

and wasn't stalking ray but her old life

RebelVampire

oh thats true

but idk

i mean she knows ray

DracoPlato

he said her face was familiar too

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

tehy were building in that place where Big Sis was stading

what if they demolished her old house

mathtans

She was haunting them.

RebelVampire

rip house

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

ray reincarnation?

mathtans

ray-incarnation?

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

LOOL

DracoPlato

loooooool

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

LOLOLOL

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

knows her in a previous life when she was alive

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Big Sis was actually big Sis of Ray in their past life

but Ray died

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

@mathtans oh god that was bad.

RebelVampire

hmm this makes me wonder, since the angel isnt guarding anyone because i assume its punishment, wtf is she supposed to be doing anyway. like...are they just saying "ok take a vacation and maybe youll learn your lesson about sinning. probably."

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Big Sis stayed alone

mathtans

@kabocha, baroness of sparkles Thank you. ^.^

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Admittedly, I wonder if Big Sis might have failed in guarding someone.

DracoPlato

your angel duty is to not cause trouble

i wondered that too though rebel XD

like wtf is your job then

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Maybe she's just with ray because lonely

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Maybe she was going to executed

and she cant come back to heaven

Silver is protecting her

it's their secret(edited)

mathtans

She was going to be executed because love with Silver was forbidden. Romance!

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

drama turned into romance

RebelVampire

i doubt she was going to be executed just cause silver implied the angel could return if the angel got her act together and stopped fucking around

mathtans

I like romance. ^.^

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

maybe the people she was the guardian angel of freaked out cus wtf angel lady and went insane

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I didn't mention romance, but that's a good upgrade

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

So, dumbest question I think: ...Does Ray have sunglasses? If so, are they Ray-ban?

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Kabocha no

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Ahahahaha

RebelVampire

this convo has devolved into bad puns

rip

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

save us rebel

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Quick, @RebelVampire save us~

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

rip

mathtans

If they were Ray-banned, he couldn't wear them.

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

save us from the pun demons

RebelVampire

uh O_O so lets talk about rapheal more and how pretty

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Ray is big Sis ray of light rip me I tried

AkaLevi

puns!!

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I like those thingies that looks like headphones on Raphael

mathtans

Oh! We haven't talked about Silver's kickass weapon yet. It's kickass.

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

ray is hikari

DracoPlato

that is a kick ass weapon

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Ray of Light shipping

DracoPlato

silver is kick ass, shes' my fave

RebelVampire

i like how she summoned the weapon

DracoPlato

yeah me too

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

it is her weapon is super badass

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

The flowers were cool

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

i like her flowers

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Cali

RebelVampire

really i think silver is probably the best character

DracoPlato

she's definitely the least angsty at least XD

RebelVampire

is the only one who wont snap and become a serial killer

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

She's the only one who actually smiles

mathtans

I feel like Silver is tortured offscreen. She just puts up a front when around everyone.

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

cool as a cucumber

DracoPlato

she smiles for now

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I wanna see Silver crying

DracoPlato

noooooo

RebelVampire

crack theory: ray is a serial killer and only the angel who is filled with sin is unpure enough to try and fix him. thus why ray's parents arent around. he killed them and their bodies are in the fridge.

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

it got dark for silver real quick

omg

mathtans

Rebel: O.o

DracoPlato

LOL

geezus

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

that is so dark

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

ray's parents did a bad so... he wouldn't forgive them

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

omg

}

DracoPlato

i think ray would have killed the bullies by now then

RebelVampire

no no. hes waiting. hell be a suspect if he kills them

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

He could have killed Mara in School Day's style

RebelVampire

cause everyone knows of the abuse

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

They haven't gotten him to crack yet.

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

rip

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

KANASHIMI NO MUKOU HE TO

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

^OMFG YES

DracoPlato

maybe he gets high off the abuse

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

SOMEONE KNEW THE REFERENCE

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

i knew the reference

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

yisss

mathtans

School Days nuuuuuuuuuuu.

RebelVampire

lol thats a sad thought

ray is really just a masochist

mathtans

Dont' put the characters on a boat.

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

so, who's the other person in the love triangle?

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

uhhh

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Is Ray Sekai or Kotonoha

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

silver

/shot

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

the bullies

RebelVampire

the bullies

mathtans

The bullies should be their own love triangle! There's three of them, right?

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I still vote bullies will be Ray's friends at some point

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

ray as kotonoha would be frightening

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

They're the other classmates who...

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

the bakarda

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

you know, this is perhaps a little too adult.

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

the baraka

the..

the bully girls

mathtans

I ship the bullies.

RebelVampire

idk the bullies seem kind of one note. i wouldnt be very invested if they were ray's friends

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

bullies x fembullies

RebelVampire

albeit

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

best ship

RebelVampire

i guess ray so bitchy beggars cant be choosers

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

imagine that one boy bully calling ray master

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

"Aniki"

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

ray kills their leader and assimilates

"s-senpai notice me ;A;"

RebelVampire

no cali mharz is all about the yuri not the yaoi

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

so far Ray is a demon and serial killer

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

disappoint

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

rip

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

but how will zage get more yaois for his stash

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Cali we have our gay ships anyway

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

So, everyone in this story is a murderer of some sort except Silver.

mathtans

Nuuuu, Ray's nice. He's just stubborn.

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

and Mara.

RebelVampire

there's ten mins left so are there any serious last thoughts anybody would like to share?

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Mara's the victim.

Silver is the big hero who tries to save her.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I think this story is pretty good so far

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

:' D

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Yeah, crack theories aside, I do enjoy TAWBW a fair bit

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

yus

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I think it advances at its own peace

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

I binged it one weekend

glad it moved off tap tho, the scrolling kills my wrist so much

mathtans

Kudos on some of those asides. Like, some are coloured and everything. I was impressed.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

so calling it slow or not, is not my thing

I liked it from chapter 1

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

shucks you are all so nice

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

even though i wanna slap ray around

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

:' D

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Ray is bad sometimes

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

but i can see from both their PoVs

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Ray is such a teenager.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

but other times he can be good, at least with big Sis

RebelVampire

i like the flow of the story and the art. i do kind of wish the characters developed more quickly. like i really wanna like ray but his chara evolution is going so slow. can only take so much whining :"D

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I'm sure Ray is gonna develop and be nice with someone else than Angels

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

LOL webcomic pacing

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

ray should get a pet

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Ray needs a cat.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

And hedgehog cause spikes

OMG

mathtans

Ray started from a good place though. Like, you feel for his place at the start before you start to wonder why he seems to have issues.

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

I do wish I can upload more but I don't wanna blow off my buffer

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

NUUUU don't kill your buffer

mathtans

You have a buffer?? Kudos.

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

your year long buffer?

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

I won't

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

lmao

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

it's slowly diminishing

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Overall, I find these characters pretty good too

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

11 months and 3 weeks

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Idk about other like Raphae cause he hasnt appeared much

RebelVampire

i was sympathetic for ray at first but theres a point where im just like "ok ray now youre just perpetuating your misery."

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

can0t say anything about husbando ; ;

DracoPlato

yeah i agree with rebel

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

husbando will appear again someday

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Ray needs some slaps

maybe metaphorical slaps

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

Silver should slap him

mathtans

Yeah, Ray seems real stubborn.

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

troll slap

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Maybe ray will get a love interest.

mathtans

Ray's love interest... the creator?

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

but he's too angsty to notiiiiice

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I don't think there might be much romance in this comic tbh XD

RebelVampire

haha debatably isnt the angel his love interest tho? like, im skeptical he thinks of her as a sister XD

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

i'd say beat the lame outta ray, but thats one thing that makes him so angsty

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Cause its not the focus

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

the world may never knkow

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

at least that's what Mharz made us see

I-I could be wrong and tomorrow we'll see Ray with a girlfriend

rip

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

Volume 3 will be fun.... probably...

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

married and with kids

mathtans

His girlfriend is that nice old lady in the cafe, Brave?

RebelVampire

and then his girlfriend disappears mysteriously as the angel hides the bloody scissors

DracoPlato

teen dad ray

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

OMFG

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

rip

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

draco no

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

the angel is secretly yandere

shes the kotonoha

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I wanna know who's that old lady from lastest update

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

oh man

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

what's she up to and why talk randomly (maybe it's not random) to Ray

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

I felt so bad for Kotonoha, so now I feel bad for Big Sis.

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I think this comic will get very serious with tons of shit happening very soon

like bye bye slice of life

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

@Queen Brave Hikari of Memes -- agreeeeed

RebelVampire

some ppl in life do just randomly speak to others

mathtans

It's already pretty serious, with demons.

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

I feel like somethin's about to really go down

more demons, more danger

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

it's always serious

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Still suspicious hurrr

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

more ray doing something stupid

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

I feel like ray's about to get upset at big sis in a bad way

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Drink game: take a shot whenever Ray does something stupid

ded

RebelVampire

idk tho. i mean ray forgived her really fast for abandoning him

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

ray is always doing stupid

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

my liver can't handle that

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

"omg theres danger at the mall? LETS CHECK IT OUT "

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

that would be like every page

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

omg

Maybe Ray is being kind of hypocrite?

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

count how much Ray fucks up in the story

RebelVampire

for your health and safety, as serverlord i ban this drinking game

mathtans

I like the subtle nice things in there too though, like when he's giving coins to those homeless people.

RebelVampire

no dying

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

meep

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

ray becomes the next angel with black wings due to how much fuck ups he do

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Thank you Rebel.

Livers are expensive.

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

should have a fuck up counter

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

you may ban it here but people can still play at home

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

LOLOLOL

RebelVampire

yeah i appreciated that subtle ray giving money to someone

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

That's what bothers me

DracoPlato

oh yeah i liked that

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

Ray can be super nice smetimes

and in others

RebelVampire

no my powers extend everywhere delta

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

he just "RAY STOP, AHHHHH"

DracoPlato

i think ray is accurate to someone his age tho

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I lose my shit

SirDelta God King of Mecha, Time

lies

RebelVampire

yeah ray does reek teen

so appropriate

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

Ray needs a therapist.

Queen Mharz of Buffers and Wings

very teen

kabocha, baroness of sparkles

But yes, he is very much a 15-year-old boy.

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

so teen he manisfests teen

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

teen act like that in a way i think

mathtans

Next arc, Big Sis gets her psychologist degree...

Queen Brave Hikari of Memes

I think I used to be like Ray in some sort

Maybe that's why I can't hate him

OH NO, I RELATE TO RAY

Deity Cali of Speed and Dis Pear

crack theory: ray and big sis are the same soul and big sis was his past life

RebelVampire

Unfortunately, the scheduled Comic Tea Party is now complete~! Thank you everyone so much for joining this week’s chat~! That being said, if you would like to continue discussing the comic, we encourage you to do so~! We want to give a big thank you to Mharz, as well, for volunteering The Angel with Black Wings for our reading queue. If you liked the comic, please be sure to support Mharz’s efforts. If you have questions, concerns, or suggestions about CTP, please feel free to PM me, or e-mail me at [email protected].

With that said, next week’s Comic Tea Party will focus on Chaotic Nation by Zyephen. Please use this week to read as much of the comic as you would like. Also, please note that this comic is more mature than previous comics. If this is something you may be sensitive to, it is advisable to bypass this week’s CTP. Hope to see you next Thursday (June 29th) from 5PM to 7PM PST~! Until then~! Comic: https://tapas.io/series/Chaotic-Nation

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Rosalind Robertson (the DIY Couturier) Lots of fashion, too many cats, some mental health and occasionally politics. I've got a rare genetic disease (EDS - Ehlers Danlos Syndrome) that makes me a medical hot mess of severe pain and joint instability. I spend my sick-time DIYing accessories... ABOUT ASK ME ANYTHING ARCHIVE 21 Tips to Keep Your Shit Together When You’re Depressed. A while ago, I penned a fairly angry response to something circulating on the internet – the 21 Habits of Happy People. It pissed me off beyond belief, that there was an inference that if you weren’t Happy, you simply weren’t doing the right things. I’ve had depression for as long as I can remember. It’s manifested in different ways. I did therapy. I did prozac. I did more therapy. My baseline is melancholic. I’d just made peace with it when I moved, unintentionally, to a place that had markedly less sunshine in the winter. I got seasonal depression. I got that under control. Then I got really, really sick. Turns out it’s a permanent, painful genetic disorder. My last pain-free day was four years ago. So, this Cult of Happy article just set me off. Just… anger. Rage. Depression is serious – debilitating, often dangerous, and it’s got an enormous stigma. It leaves people to fend for themselves. It’s bad enough without people ramming Happy Tips at you through facebook. There is no miracle behaviour change that will flip that switch for you. I know, I’ve tried. A friend of mine suggested that I write something from my point of view because, surprisingly, I manage to give an outwards impression of having my shit together. I was shocked to hear this. And I find this comical, but I see her point. I’m functioning. I’ve adapted. I’m surprisingly okay. I think the medical term is “resilient”. So, here it is. My 21 Tips on Keeping Your Shit Together During Depression 1) Know that you’re not alone. Know that we are a silent legion, who, every day face the solipsism and judgement of Happy People Who Think We Just Aren’t Trying. There are people who are depressed, people who have been depressed, and people who just haven’t been hit with it yet. 2) Understand that the Happy People are usually acting out of some genuine (albeit misguided) concern for you, that it’s coming from a good place, even if the advice feels like you’re being blamed for your disease. Telling you these things makes them feel better, even if it makes you feel like shit. (If they insist on keeping it up, see #12.) 3) Enlist the help of a professional. See your doctor. You need to talk about the ugly shit, and there are people paid to listen and help you find your way to the light at the end of the tunnel. 4) Understand that antidepressants will only do so much. They’re useful, they’ll level you out and give you the time you need to figure out your own path to getting well. They can be helpful. There are lots to choose from. They may not be for you, and even if they are, they take some time to kick in. Conversely, they may not be for you. Work with your doctor. 5) Pick up a paintbrush, a pencil, an activity you got joy from in the past and re-explore that. Or, sign up for the thing you always wanted to try. There is a long history and link between depression and creativity. It’s a bright light of this condition, so utilize it to your best advantage. 6) Eat nutritionally sound, regular small meals. If you’re having trouble eating, try to focus on what you’d like to eat. I went through a whole six week episode of tomatoes and cream cheese on a bagel twice a day. Not great, but it was something – helpful context, I’m a recovered anorexic. Conversely, if all you want to do is scarf down crap, try to off-ramp it by downing a V-8 and doing #9 for 15 minutes, and see how you feel. Chucking your blood sugar all over hell’s half acre is going to make you feel worse. 7) While you’re doing #3, get some bloodwork done. If you’re low on iron or vitamin D, or if your hormone levels are doing the Macarena… these can all contribute to zapping your energy or switching your mood to Bleak As Hell. 8) If you’re in bed and the “insomnia hamsters”, as I like to call them, are on the wheel of your head, watch Nightly Business News on PBS. This has the effect of Nyquil. Swap out your coffee for herbal tea. If you just cannot sleep, try the next tip…. 9) Learn how to meditate. Start by focusing on your breathing. Not sleep, not thoughts. In through the nose, out through the mouth. Meditation is focusing on being present in your body, not careening around in your brain. It may not be as good as sleep but it will give you some rest and recharge you. 10) Face a window as often as you can – at work, at home. Look out into the world. Watch. Observe. Try to find something you find pretty or interesting to focus on. And, handily remember that one in five of those people out there feel the way you do. 11) Cry. Better out than in. Sometimes it’s not convenient or career-enhancing to cry, so find a private place as best you can and let the tears go. Carry Kleenex and face wipes and extra concealer if you wear makeup. You can always claim allergies. 12) Any “friend” who resolutely believes that your depression is because you’re lazy, because you’re not trying hard enough, who blames you for not bootstrapping out of it- that friend needs to be cut off. Polite (#2) is one thing, but there is a limit. You don’t have to explain, you can just not respond. You feel badly enough, you don’t need their “assistance”. 13) Limit your time with people who drain you. You know who they are. Often you don’t have a choice- but you can put the meter on. And, subsequently, be aware of what you’re asking of those close to you. 14) Everyone has shit they’ve got to deal with. What you have been saddled with is your shit. Recognize, just as you’re not alone, you’re also not unique. The grass may look greener, you may be jealous or envious of others who don’t have to deal with depression, but you likely do not know everything that’s going on with them. 15) Let go or be dragged. This is an old Buddhist saying. It’s a very useful way to frame aspects of depression. Betrayal, anger, fear… letting go is a process – often a painful and difficult process - but it’s ultimately going to show you the path out of this terrible place. Repeating the mantra can help when you’re feeling gripped by these feelings. 16) Wear clothes that make you feel confident. It takes as much time to put on nice clothes as it does to put on sweatpants. You will want to wear the sweatpants. Fight the urge. The whole “look good/feel better” campaign isn’t limited to cancer and chemotherapy. Or women. 17) Avoid fictional drama and tragedy like the plague. No Grey’s Anatomy, no to The Notebook, or anything that won a Pulitzer prize. You’ve got enough going on In Real Life. Comedy only. Or trashy stuff. Old episodes of WonderWoman? I’ve got the box set. Mindless drivel, like the latest CGI blockbuster. Or clever, funny books. David Sedaris. Jenny Lawson. Fiction exists to elicit emotion, and the emotion you need to express most right now is laughter. 18) Simple exercise, if you can. It can be something as simple as taking the stairs up a flight, or walking around the block. It doesn’t have to be elaborate, it doesn’t have to involve climbing a mountain or running a marathon. Baby steps. 19) Depression will lie to you. Depression will try to tell you what others are thinking. That you are unloved and unworthy, that others think little of you or don’t care – or even wish you harm. You are not a psychic. Keep repeating that. “I am not a psychic”. Repeat. The only way to know what another person is thinking is to up and ask them. 20) If you are well and truly losing this battle, reach out to someone. I’ve been the random friendly-but-not-close person who has fielded the occasional outreach. I like to think I’m not judgemental and generally resourceful, and others have thought the same, so they called and asked. You know someone like me. And they will help you. 21) Forgive yourself. I’m writing out all these tips, and I can’t always muster the strength to even stick my nose outside, or walk up the stairs, or eat my vegetables. Today, I got outside for ten minutes. I will try again tomorrow. And I will try again the day after that. This list will not cure you. This list will not flip on the happy switch. God, I wish it were that easy. The theme here is to not to unknowingly sabotage yourself. All these little things? Like your blood sugar, or watching nonstop episodes of House, or endless Try Harder lectures from your Perpetually Perky sister? They all make dealing with depression just a tiny bit harder than it needs to be. And it’s hard enough, all on its own. (New: Downloadable, printable, nonsweary version of the 21 tips here.) UPDATE: Wow, guys. Thank you. The feedback has been wonderful - all I wanted to set out to do was something helpful. For those of you who want to see the original rant, Here it is.. www.diycouturier.com/post/41923259437/to-the-person-who-wrote-21-habits-… And here’s the response to my response (?) - basically, after posting my retort, the happy people came at me with torches all over the interwebs. www.diycouturier.com/post/42465364887/trollin-trollin-trollin#_=_ Also, a few people have mentioned that having a critter is a great thing to keep you on track, that taking care of something and having something rely on you keeps you going. I went back and forth on including that, but for some, it’s just not feasible to have a cat or a dog… but my cat is my Prozac. And, I wrote this in Canada, where we have universal health care. It breaks my heart that people don’t have access to professional support. You can sometimes find a community health centre, or sometimes your work benefits will have an employee support or assistance plan as part of your insurance. If you’re without benefits and hitting desperation, phone someone. Friend, family - even your local distress centre. Stay well, my melancholic interweb friends…xoRR ANOTHER UPDATE six weeks or so later… This - um, wow. I dropped off for a while - stuff, life, illness management boring blah blah - and this sucker is *still* flying around. I googled this, and it’s all over hell’s half acre, which is amazing, and I still can’t quite believe it… I’m STILL getting lovely emails and messages - thank you so much. I’m just awed by your response. On the Funny Note - a lot of people reposting this seem to think I’m male, which is wildly entertaining… because I work in sex and gender health policy issues… but I don’t really care how you gender me, so long as we’re talking. Nov 15 2013 - Update again. THANK YOU. NOTE: This work is under a creative common copyright. Feel free to discuss, but someone recently blogged her own “words” to each point without crediting me. I’ve put them out there under this type of copyright so they can be shared because I want to help, but please, don’t alter my work.

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i grew up fast (so fast) (too quick nigga) (wish i went through when i was just a bit bigger) can you tell me who the parent is uh ya the first time i drove a whip i was a fuckin kid, (96 suburban nigga) (yo yo, did you tell em why) oh ya shit my fault my mom was bleeding from her chin i dont know what from or what about, scared to death i took that drive to the ER (Medical SHIIIT) (mom got too drunk again and feel out) (wheres dad? in his room his doors locked, figures i dont expect, as i try to knock (no answer nigga) i dont blame em he removes himself from the sitiation so he dont hit her) ya i fucking grew quick, ya i fucking tryed some shit, the first time i dropped out and took some shroomies i was age 6 plus 6, thats 12 for the illiterates, actually aas a matter a fact it was fuckin pleasant as fuck as i drew back the droe and took another hit. now that i think that was the day, older brother came and gave me cig i obliged no way to say nay, i was still trippin and it was a sensational feelin, it left me stumblin and dizzy a head rush like no other i was hooked for live to the day and i dont blame him, i dont think he knew what he had started, adding to the compilation of the monsxter inside that took refuge and started, poison in his mind, the drugs altered his brain activity but he was buckled up and commited to the ride.Shit i just said in third person let me apologize to yall sometimes the ideas flow together like two fortune five mergin, these feels of hate be strong ya im hurtin, i cant blame no one, i cant choose the family i was birthed in, started sniffin ups felt my blood surgin, gotta big head but my nemisis, the evil inside myself was bigger aboutt the size of a white sturgeon, like some northern ish that canadain shit like british columbia or somethin idk, alls i can say is that BC bud out that bitch is my fav to blow, the sour D, diesel to be exact for you niggas who waana try to nit pick or correct my personal facts, let me just speak at you, all the hatin niggas tryin bring me down, bad news, i do drugs like steve from fuckin blues clues, but my rents always on time when that xshits due, any ways i side tracked speaking of tracks just lined some shit up did with speed did with need i did it with tact, im dextrous and shit i always have a unique train of thought oh shit trains again trains derailed at this point hhaaha i crack myself up sometimes with the wit in my words leh-let you in on the pun so you can join in my fun, about the lines the lines are no more you didn arrive in time i promise these raps have rhythm they have rhyme i aint spittin to waste your time, i aint spittin to catch a dime, bag or bitch, it really dont matter, niether last long but they are still my niche, come here bitch come hit this shit, this time dont have a fit, mind over matter just stick yuh nose in these rails sit down for a bit, drink some wata, go to your happy place we are gettin to old for me to have tote on yuh just from hitten lines but i put up wit it, you got that 50 thou boat on yuh, not to mention your ride, that shit is so sweet i cant decidddee which id rather seed, as in inseminate with my seaman as i play the part as a seaman workin for seimans on a marine voyage i aint like you im a higher being, i dont know whatchu talkin whatch your eyes be seein i am a divine heathan i really cant fucking believe a niggas still breathin im a florida boy born and raised, i sit the fuck back drink my beer in the shade, high as i usually am a rinny tin tin rinscotts tale \down the rintin like a shark fin poatched by commercial fisherman thrown in a bin, no regard for life the human race is so greedy, people just aint my type, say what you want i know me best and i know im right. my creative talents on the other hand be outta sight, im my own worst enemy to cross the bridge pay the fee, trollin in the hood for that g, withdrawin, shakin i drop to my knee look up to the sky ask god if he sees. hear the sound of humming, huh must be bees, or im trippin out maybe its a flash back i dont remmember. whats th-this street, tremblin think my heat skipped a bit, or a couple shakinso bad my knes begin to buckle, anxiety can be dibilatated held me back from so much in life thers no debating. unfamiliar route. made it to this bar ordered a stout got to thinking, you may ask what about, this is why i like solitude to be on my own to answer to noone to depend on myself and live it to the fullest while im yung, my mind will reel, replaying all i know every single memory, that im capable of bringing back, i compare my brain to a file cabinet, i keep it hidden like in an office towards the back. A photographic memory is a gift and a curse, ill tell you whatat, if you dont keep it in check you will end up in a herse, sure you can remember the happy shit the good things in your life but you cant fucking forget the huge hits the fucking bad bitch the one who broke your heart? dounno how to forget you but i think i know where to start, i thought it was drugs, i numbed my body with chemicals little did i know with every shot the metaphorical shovel scooped out some more dirt from the inconcievable whole i fuckin dug. my life has been weird kinda like an opriental from a flee market an awkward rug, with no real spot in the house, was always the black sheep in the fam i tryed to tip toe as quiet as a mouse, some tom and jerry shit my mistakes and regrets cbhasing me around like tom the cat from that shit, I hide in my hidey whole, disconeected from any social environmeent i often found myself cryin, but self loathin is kinda like being a a gay with some dicks hes blowin, givin a ski job pitty is the lube hatred is the tube the vessel to carry out a deed the fags not sure about, hes experimentin comparable to some situations in my life cept wont catch me with two dudes in a shower, that was just a metaphor. you feel me? im sure the haters will hop all over that verse but just fuckinh hear me. I got my shades on and these bitches special, haters they block, they keep you no fun, sticklers out of sight out of mind like spf 75 sun block, that industrial shit, factory born hear the lunch bell on the horn, an hour passes the busy bees come back to the floor to join the others to join the masses; the hoard., here the hum of the worker bees at work as they sneek rum in there flasks stuck it in to the hive got it past the queen time to catch a buzz to make this pain stop while i avoid the fuzz the narks at work, cant control it even if they wanted to stop. i dont want to hurt. this was a metaphor for the endless rut of a reality ive become accustomed to; succomed too, the low of the low. comparable to a german trench on the frontlines., my life feels like a conveyer belt, makin the same product running the same direction never really goiong any where, now thats was an analagy, keeping up? yung unsensitive how many? 0 fucks, 0 fucks giveen, 0 blights forgiven, spiteful to death and mornful for noone, nothing left inside just another no-go, malfunctioning product family be like feeling “ i feel like they robbed us” of our brother our son and our friend , dont worry fam im still with you in your hearts up to the end. im tired of our society with all its malice and fallacy, thinking to my self how sad it must be, to be washed in the brain to be hypnotized, this shits so insane.you want that shit super sized? of course nigga watchu you sayin. A glutonous society obsessed with self indulgence people actually still believe good people are in abundance. Speaking of which, fuck the people for a tec, have you looked around lately, this earth is a wreck, mark my words we headin straight for destruction, We are not being good care takers, we fuckckin actin so careless what doesdo the opeople in power really expect?? just pass it on to the next generation “ohh, its not our life time we will leave it for you” Thats a big fuck you to the generations after you undeserving self entitled fucks finallyy croak. get the fuck outa here, tell me when you sold your sold, you heartlesxs bastards would give anything for xsome more of that paper thgat rules all, the pressure you have put on everyone, no one is an exception, to support ourselves and loved ones to provide for our own and multiple other peoples nees, the urge to make money looms over our heads like a pestiliant storm cloud of angst and uncertainty, boreing a fucking whole in our moral, making peoplpe desperaate rising crime rates because people get desperate, people need to survive and they will do dam near whatever it takess to make the money they need, for whatever purpose. ill whipe my ass with it throw in your cards i will win you better fold. i have freeedom, you ask what? anominity you fuckers, i can moldd my own life i have the freedomm of choosing, i certainly dont have to wait for legislation to pass a bill which you bribed for votes to do so anyways, to do something something much worse than im capabloe of ever doing, intentionally ruining the environment and turning our planet to mars just for paper with and idea (with a “hey, take our word for it, its worth something “””WE PROMISE”””” fucks) behind it not even gold bars, fuck you niggas mark my words illl bring all you mother fuckers down, ill run you fucks out of town, you hear that sound? its a train. its my passion and my determination to take you out, maybe ill use a fuckin plane? i mean its o.k. for the CIA to do it, right? Create this ridiculously elaborote ruse this plot, thyat fucking fooled all the ignorant and brainwashed americans you have already sucked in with your cancerous propaganda, kids lost to your bullshit through social media and the fucking criteria you make teachers teach young minds, we are taught from a very young age that “ huraaahh america is number one! Terrorists bad! Environmental destruction of a planet good!” how about we help some of the third woorld countries (which you know we wouldnt have to be gunning down women and children in the streets) we could just like give them the water they need? help them gentrify there communities teach them how to develop better skills, teach them more efficient ways to take advantage of their land, maybe bring some seeds to food sources that can be grown creating a bit of self sustainability that may not be indigenous but would grow in their country?? you greedy fucks just want oil, when we have enough in our reserves in alaska/canada to last north america 500 years falsey blame others, create an imaginary war “the war on terrorism, which infact is a fucking cover a false entity, to entice patriotism to loosely keep this crumbling empire together the last attempt, the only thread left in the button holding up the pants we call america, you forgot to tell the word all that shit is just whack [ simply a meticulously pplanned and executed ploy to spur interests in the middle east, control the oil and power will return back east, return to u, Cause god knows you tax the fuck out of us for EVERYTHING especially mnother fucking gas, so we can pay for wellfare and pay for fucking solar power for rich fucks who e==inherited wealth, people who hdont know what working a day means and never will be, never had a problem, never been broke “oh shit my fucking croket set is missingg a ball” lose the pretense fuckers, you cocksuckers, arrogant low lives.. Money makes you any better then the hard working man that cover your tax breaks pay like our fucking ppolice forces (who are a bunch of ROTC drop outs with a badge and sense of power nnow being unfair and crooked taking some kind of revenge on the idea of the kids who picked on them all through out school” Motherfucker its harder to become a plumber, the learning and process is longer/more rigorous then a 6 month police academy which is fucking my lil pony world ( ith ink there is a fantasy kids show for my lil pony with their own fantasy dimension/world)compared to a military bootcamp. A doctrine instilled to stop the spread of communisim wherever and whenever it may presenet itsxelf? when is the fighting going to stop in that area of our dying earth, thjey have been fighting eachother since lifes initial birth, what whoever was in power or in charge of trading the petroleumn to us wanted to charge an extra dollar 4 dollars aBARREL instead of 3??? whaa you fucking greedy cunts,? so we invade and take control put there people on dog collars?? for wshat a dollar difference in productionfreedom of speech as you mothers suck the livlyhood from our home like a blood sucking leech, so careless, you know exactly what your doing, you just dont care it aint your problem your headin towardcs the end your death is brewin, well im the reaper of death cloaked in black i always get my man like a cold inwe can hardly co-exist and efficiently function. We are on world one love bob marley shit im getting tired of going throught the motions im all fucked up inside and shit. Early development can be a lynch pin. to either set a strong first corner stone, ceremonial placement of the first corner stone, free mason shit, corn and vegetable oil, so many customs and traditions are goin down a fuckin hill catch em rollin. Early life is so fucking critical for a young kid, childrens minds are like a sponge they are looking up to their elders they are developing mentally they consume everything around them and retain more than you know, give your kids a healthy and stimulating environment and they will let there talents grow let there talents show let there brilliance flow let there inhibitions go, gone like dust in the wind, never catch em in trouble nothing, not one sin. They will begin to get older, be super organized, super focused for school, every class haxs a folder. As you watch them grow you will feel it in your heart you will fuckin kno, atleast you did this at least you used your parental guidance for good. when you die you know youll be missed, your kid dont throw fits, not one bit, hes such a chip off the old block that was cliche as fuck haha tuck em inh for bed his forhead you kiss. I just might fucking shed a tear, I cant fight this urge to drink a beer. I cant deny this fucking fear, I must look like just like headlights shinin onm a deer, jock strap aroun d my ankles, dumbfounded, look in my eyes, perplexed, look on my face as it hits, you get a certain taste in your mouth this race is coming to a close suddenly your filled with doubht, seriously you should be care free, yuou did your duty as a parent, im jealous wish that was me, chill the fuck out go drink some fucking relaxing tea or something, sobrietyy seems to be a good mixture along with love and rationality to make a family function like a well greased machine, like a mechanisim freshly whipped down with some white lithium grease. tuned and ready to go, temped to huff the fumes and left everything go, turn your car on shut the garage door, let death grip you, dont seem to care anymore, I cant change the past and i have no regreats, will i make it to thirty? “right over here people!” “place your bets!”, ill take my tickets to my Life Show and just scalp em make some extra cash, im already absent, so detatched;incapable of feeling. even if im there aint nothing going on emotionally in there (guarantee you im smilin an nodding i really dont give 2 fucks no more”, take that money right to the plug i promote fucking drugs not hugs, or why not both? why does the saying have to be one or the other when sxometimes its both you desire the most. Take the scalpin’ money from the tickets to the play of my life, go on down to the hood, pick up some bags mis amigos habla “Drogas” los hermanos tambien, this urge is hard to fight. Its a romance [a ritual of being, so0mething un explainable i wish i was never a part of, im always metaphorically bleeding. My poker face is strong, fuck showing weakness i alwayxs thought it was to show emotuion. wrong....... but its not, it can save your life, can \get you through, throw you a life jacket, get you out of that tide you fought, that frigid water no warmer than dry eyes.. Ive always been a loose cannon, I go with the flow, not lookin back, been chillin with the old heads they were suprisxed i could hang and, back to the point haha literally or figuratively is the question... im not gonna keep you waitin or leave yall hangin, i hate cliff hangers, make me wait 45 five minutes leave me jonesin’ its slow goin like grindin that ‘crete in the hangers polishin’ that baby out and coatin with some apoxy, its a process, i just get my drugs, whate=vers around and hit bangersz til i pass out, thatsx how my life has been goingg, i feel like im in the chambers just waiting to be gassed out. Flip the fuuckin switch you fuckin pussy end all this malcontent and hate, make itt black, eternal reest at loast.. dress me up real nice maybe a sharp vest, go through the processions and go through the motions fucking burn my body bitches, i want to be in the ocean ive always felt drawn to it, like an unexplainable,, unatainable unfakeable feeling or notion. im happiest sippin a coctail right by the ocean, thats where you put me to rest... ill be pissed as fuck dont treat me like a fucking ruck; i beenn aroound, age is but a number, my knowledge is vast and profound, ya thats right bitch im fuckin educated, know more tthan you will learn in your life time and im 20 years, old get what im sayin? i dont got a big heaad im actually humble, just at my breaking point. if i was a volcanoe you would feel the rumble; the pre-emptive signs of an eruption pre-determineed in the creator’s mind he took his divine time to find a wayy to grin away the time it took to find the book i bind when al i want is to be stress free and unwind but im the opposite wound up liike the grandfather clock i wish i could stop , the wheels are in motion the gears are set to full speed the feels keep comin i got this itch; this notion, this inkling to stop minglin, stop wastin my time with u useless fuccks. i think its time, its not the end my journey, just started this epic tale of sorrow, my feelings have departed, im fuckingg frozen over colder than ice, dry ice. cant touch me im full of hate and vice, addictive personality on a suicide mission like a ffucking missionary willing to die for his faithh,. i wish man willing to be a martyr for his religion.. ya bitch i smoke stoges in the hotel room just send the bill to him if it comes to me itll end up in the fucking rubbish bin with a looggie on top coughin up brown shit to young for that talk, to young for heart disease pack and a half a day to try to keep my miind at ease, the stress is buildin im like a tickin time bomb, im so wound up like a clock rigged to blow mount vesuvius, a test nuke... the alarm is soundinn off. A bright flash like a million lightning strikes, bout to pop off.. but atleast with style got my limited eddition nikes, listen to me i soound like them, listen to me bitching like a fucking fem, bottle it up, thats what society saays, male suicide is at an all time high like two polar opposites due to wed, its never gonna work im always going to be sad im always going to hurt, no fuck it, im a lock it up and throw away the key, im gonna forget about all this shit and be a fuckin G, be hardcore like the brothhers, leave bitches cryin in the street like aall our fuckin mothers, 32 degrees ferenhiet tatted on my left pec it signifies the tempture of my heart no longer warm and red, its frozen over, it hardly beats, that shit is smaler than the grinches, i turned into what they want me to be, a danger to society, getthe fuck outa myface before i shoo,t b, I got nothing to lose, living for nothing, nada, goose eggs nigga dont give a fuck reckless, no regard for life i dont give two fucks a partridge in a ghetto street, aint no merry christmas song, i like my biches thick and dirty wearin'n some fesh tomy thongs, i use em abuse and enthuse them then ruse thm excusse them fuckin confusethem "why you so distaant all of the suden" keep the vow of silence, like a monk on a holy missio, a friar on a divine quest, sending telepathic messages look into my eyes and see, get the fuck out i was never real these feelings meant nothing to me manipulator, manipulationist making up woprds never been a relationist, the masster of his craft a ventrilliquist or a puppet master you were to blind to see, mama was right just a socio path, ya bitch tell your 7 year old child that; see how long his chipper attitude lasts, im lower than nothing, not even a worm maybe i could bbe a fucking tick suckin blood, noting left of the kid i used to be, no more self worth, i cant love you when i cant love myself, how you expect me to support you when all i do is grab a spoon andd melt all the money thaat comes my way, a junkie, bum destined for an early death and you think yous my bride to be, sorry hun you reaad me wrong, i know its hard cause bitches never know whats goin on inside my head, as i lay in bea,d staring off to somewhere, anywhere but next toyou, staring off into space thinking about my drug abuse, asking myself why, but i know the answer ready to die, but i think ill get a lapper frm one more danceer, i wanna go out in style, not som lame shit maybe go up to a mountain and stand on a cliff, look down, see wher im destined to end up as i take the safety off, finger carressing the trigger, a cool wind blows as i prepare to leave my loved ones bitter, surprised they sstayed aound thislong only ever let em down ever since i was young, never good enough always disappointing this rap comes so easily writing it like noothing, to get this off my chest as theend comes near, i shaped my own destiny i chose to die, now i chose to die here, fuk your beliefs and your faith in gods plan i took my life intomy own fucking hands, i think we all know einstiens theory of insanity, i been doin the same shit fr so long now exspectin shit to change and, i guess im insane.. i took my brilliiant, my sharp mind and put it to waste. its time to pull the inevitable, the good die young idk in this case if thats viable, im scummy i did whatever it took to get my fix to kill that pitt in my tummy. i hurt people close, i stole from my famil.y.. its time to end it, like i caqme into the world, by myself always alone, soemthing that my father toldme that really stuck, its cynical as fuck, but he was right. he said stay out of the bullshit the groggy muck. Only lookout for yourself son, ive been arounnd awhile, [people dont give a fuck about anyone else they care only for themselves, in the end at the most critical time they will always choose them instead of some one else. We are alone in this wrld and its the hard truth jut learn not to ddepend on others while you are still in your youth, ive been fucked over to many times by people i thought i was very close to. now im out to get mines me and only me you and only you, get that fucking look on ur face sorry for beeing real and telling the truth, im trying to prepare your for whats ahead, im tryig to prevent you from depending on a brutus who will fill you with lead, stab you in the back for their own personnal gain, being to trustworthy is a heroic flaw like being egotistical, wanting to help your friends to much, being aragont ect. kryptonite to super man pease dont be batman and let it be yourr bane, bane as in the villian to let you know. im back, here are my words again not my dads, ji really do miss all the relationships i had, havent spoken to my dad in years tookk one for theteam stayed with mama dukese inj the ssplit to save faace, foir my innocent younger brothers. you know what shes also my motheer, shes not capable of surviving alone i didnt think i would abandon her ever i thought id never do that, i stuck with her out of evveryone, a family oof six she looked out for me in times of strife wish i could give her one last kiss, just shot my last 20 and i fucin missed, absesses dont matte any more i bet this 45 shoots true time for the finale, no way i can miss, as the curtains close on my young life one last thought people really took to me, like white on rice, women were drawn to me the mystery i had them enticced, June baby as a cancer i am hard to understand i met a chick once who had a spot in my liifes bnd, she knew me we had a connection so much love we were never disrespectin im glad i could atleast i could teach hersome shit before she ripped my beeating heart out of my chest and stepped on it. Loved hermore than life and i still do i promised her one day i would find her and marry her, walkher down that isle say the words ido, she felt what i felt i know its tru, wasnt ready fgor commitment baby i wil alwayslove yo never orget you if i can i connect with you, like a disease i infected you i aways broght you downi was just baggage extra wait holing you down dragging around im glad youo saw through my snake charming ways saw me for who i was a bumm who couldnt change noot in a short number of days, someone so crippled by pain and grief it was beyond belief, she was the only one i wore my heart on my sleeve for , she lef me sobbinig, crrying violently without end in the door the doorway to more pain. i know she had no choice she had to live her lifee i was just in he way, i was obscuring her focus. eye on the prize isthe only way to achieve your goals and tnt them fuckin boulders, in your way, today i die babe, long time comin bet yall thought i was here to stay. baby l dontshed a tear kno i died drinkin a beer haha but nah you were my last thoughts thinking about all the time we spent getting lost in eachothers eyes and gettin so close we read eachothers thougts, illl miss or idk if ill be concious or just nothjingness, i guess ill fnd out when i finally stop being a pussy and proced with this, see ya velma ill always be your shaggy thinka bout me and dont forget what i made you see, in your self im just another memory on our shelf but let it bbe one thaat sticks we had somethingthat made ssense just clicks somethin that felt so right im really gonn miss, everythinig abnout you im sorry you couldnt trust me but i dont doubt why. i know the truth ive never denied a thing in my life, dont getme wrong everybody tells a little white lie, but you know what its a sign of intelligence not to be afraid to say idk not to lie for the hll of it. Ill see you soon in the nxt life or two i hope reincarnatiuon has a possibility of being true, godbye cruel world th ride is over it was a hell of a whirl, i leave you with absolutely nohing conntributted i was just a part o the cancer people had to live with, butnever acknowledgedd, acted ignoant to ther surroundings as daddy paid for college, i burned bright and hot and had a lot of fun, i had alot of life experienc got alot of shit done, nothing productivee of course in ssocieties eyes but i did fullfill atleast some personal goals, important things in my eyes, the curtains are almost done descending as my pittiful life is ending, but keep your pitty mother fuckers i dont want shit from any of you i dont give yoou nothin dont be so self righteous you look like a bunch of fools, greive for me or celebrate my life i guess its on you how you chhoose to rfemmeber a nobody that nobody knew, a couple feet before the curtains drop, is that? myy eyes decieving? me? no i do see that a single rose descends from the skies, i stare intently at the work of art, a rose is soo beautiful, a representation of love, from the heart, so delicate with its velvet petals, easily ruined a boket wouldve been nice, but who am i fooling, thats a beautiful thing, that was really nice. the product bubbles as i take my last hit of ice, cant takemy eyes off that rose.. its so beautiful... the gun on my forhead now, looking at each individual pedals.. dew from the early mornin forming a small puddle around that naturral phenom, that iconic organic, spectaacular symbol of sometthing real, somethin that matters, something sensual.

As the bits of his brain splatter behid him, arms spread; with grace, almost angelic.he falls off the ciff a hundred feet now for falling, weird but there was a look of peace in his eyes; on his face, maybe he wll finally find happiness.. he fell with nobility and so much grace the floor he hit, his finall restingplace, what cuold be a better box then a natural setting, a beaauty of nature, crawling all around and he will return to the earth, the mother wll take him back just as she gave birth, i thinnk this shit is over now its not my story to tell, inside voices kids no reason to yell. shhhhhhhhhhh.

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