#we are sooooo girl kissers

[stargirlrchive]

us core

this one too

[ihavebeesinmybrain]

never would’ve guessed i’d do this well on dating apps here when i moved to this state. turns out all my hotness peers live here, i guess

[lovebugism]

istg that “just because you’re beautiful and a good kisser does not mean i forgive you.” “you think i’m beautiful?” is sooooo eddie coded.

i'm picturing a sorta enemies to lovers with eddie pulling yet another prank on reader (we all know this boy has the emotional maturity of a five year old when it comes to making a move on the girl he likes) but he really does hurt her feelings this time so he tries to make it up to her and they end up kissing.

from what you've written before i think you could put a great spin on this sorta scenario, if you feel like it <3

hope you like it! :D — you're eddie munson's biggest enemy. and, yes, you're also his soulmate. (enemies to lovers, secret relationship, 0.9k)

bug's one year celebration ♡

You storm into the bustling lunch room, having traded your pretty corseted blouse for a piece of oversized Corroded Coffin merch — definitely not by choice. “Do you have a death wish?” you ask when you reach the Hellfire table at the very back of the cafeteria, zeroed in on its leader at the head of it.

Eddie turns slowly, blinking up at you with innocent button eyes. His chews through the hamburger wadded in his cheek. “Potentially,” he answers, muffled before he swallows it down.

You huff, too easily frustrated. It isn’t any wonder why he likes to mess with you so much. “Where are my clothes?” 

“The ones you left on my bedroom floor last night or…?”

“No, you idiot— The clothes you stole from the girl’s locker room. Which makes you a total perv, by the way.”

“Oh, that sexy little number?” he croons, turning in his seat to face you more. “It’s in my locker, actually.”

“Well, get it out,” you say with gritted teeth.

He thinks for a moment, pursing his lips to the side. “Hm… I don’t think I will.”

Your jaw tightens. “Why?”

“‘Cause it’s a little revealing, don’t you think?”

“Well, yeah, that’s kinda the point, Munson.”

He smacks his lips against his teeth, then scrunches the bridge of his nose. He wags a sarcastic, ringed finger at you. “See— Those aren’t the values a nice girl like you should have—”

“God, you’re infuriating,” you groan and stomp off again.

Eddie smiles to himself while he watches you go, cheek tilted lazily to his shoulder. The only thing he likes better than seeing you come (in more ways than one) is watching you leave.

He sighs a deep, contented sigh and turns back to the rest of the table. They’re all wide-eyed and silent, still musing on the sudden interaction with the disbelief that it had happened at all.

Eddie only grins, wider this time. “Ah… She’s obsessed with me.”

—————

By the end of the school day, your blouse hasn’t yet been returned to you. You’re still stuck in the stupid shirt Eddie had left for you — all black, too big, and obviously his. You know it belongs to him because you’ve worn it thousands of times while sleeping over at his place. It smells just like him, like weed and cologne and boy.

You’re heading towards the exits when a hand pulls you into an abandoned classroom around the corner — pale, ringed, and lanky. As if you needed any further confirmation it was Eddie Munson. 

You stumble in, and he locks it behind you.

“Don’t you think you’ve bothered me enough today?” you squint.

“Oh, so you don’t want your shirt back?” he teases, waving the thing in his free hand. You reach for it, and he snatches it back, smirking softly down at you. “Uh-uh. What’s the magic word, sweetheart.”

“Give me my shirt back,” you answer in a monotone.

“Not even close, but I’ll give you a kiss for it.”

You sigh like it’s a chore for you and lean in to kiss his cheek. Your lips just barely graze his stubbly jaw. Eddie shrugs. “You missed, but I’m feeling nice today, so—”

You snatch it from him when he hands it to you. “You can’t keep doing this, Eds. We’re supposed to hate each other.”

“Well, one, we do hate each other. Obviously,” he scoffs and leans back on one of the desks. It shifts under his weight, and he stumbles. He decides to sit on it completely while you laugh. “And two, this was, like, a genius prank on my end. I made my arch nemesis walk around in my shirt all day— you’re not giving me enough credit for this, sweetheart.”

“Yeah, except I got called the freak’s girlfriend all day.”

“By who?”

“Who do you think?”

He ponders for a moment. “…Jason?”

You nod, all slow because it’s obvious. The only one who hates Eddie more than you do is Jason Carver. You wonder if he’s secretly in love with the town freak, too.

“Well, it’s about time he knows who you belong to,” the boy says with a laugh. “He’s only been trying to get with you for two years.”

You cross your arms over your chest. “I don’t belong to anyone— I’m not a toy.”

“Well, yeah— only when you wanna be,” Eddie teases, reaching out for you. His ringed fingers curl around your wrist to pull you closer. You sigh in annoyance but walk between his thighs anyway.

“You’re so annoying.”

Eddie grins, pink and boyish. “But you like me anyway. So who’s the real loser?”

“I thought we hated each other,” you quip with narrowed eyes.

“I was kidding— Just kiss me.”

You giggle quietly and lean in to peck his lips. He tastes like nicotine and spearmint, mouth soft like flower petals. You get lost in him too easily. One peck becomes two — then three — then a longer, languid, and more drawn-out thing.

You feel Eddie smile against you, knowing he’s won now that you’re melting for him. You pull away with a smack when you regain your senses.

“Just because you’re pretty and a good kisser, doesn’t mean I forgive you, by the way. You know that, right?”

“Mhmm,” he hums mindlessly, already leaning forward to kiss you again.

You pull softly back. “And that I’m totally getting you back for this?”

“Yep.” He pecks your lips once, with a lot more self-restraint than you’d had. “So… When are you coming over to get the clothes you left at my place last night?”

[saint-theophania]

sorry but rhaenyra confirmed girl kisser and gender envy like we been saying for ages. ryan condal i am in your walls - you wanna give us rhaenicent you wanna give us rhaenicent sooooo bad

[delusionalwriter02]

Insta as Nobara's GF

<3 liked by KugITgirl, YujiandSukuna and 548 others.

Yn : i like the way you kiss me @.KugITgirl

KugITgirl : you're the best kisser

↳ Yn : lie

↳ KugITgirl : don't start, you know I'm better at this game

↳ Yn : mayyyybbeeeeee

↳ Maki_yum : wow you lost so fast girl

↳ Yn : can't compete with a master

↳ Satoru_thegoat : somebody called me ??

↳ Yn : clearly not

↳ Satoru_thegoat : well well well, i'm the master of everything

↳ Shokolate : being humble too ?

↳ Satoru_thegoat : of course

YujiandSukuna : OMG I LOVE THIS PHOTO (well i'm the one who took it so it's normal)

↳ Yn : Thankkk you Yuji, Sukuna too apparently

↳ YujiandSukuna : we decided to put those little signs when sukuna talks

↳ Megumi_F : parenthesis ?

↳ YujiandSukuna : YES EXACTLY

↳ KugITgirl : without being rude Yuji, we can already know when you talk and when Sukuna does

↳ YujiandSukuna : you're stupid if you think you're THAT smart

↳ Yn : see ?

↳ YujiandSukuna : yes maye ( well I DECIDED TO DO THAT SO WE DO THAT)

KugITgirl : you're so bossy

<3 liked by Megumi_F, Satoru_thegoat and 857 others.

KugITgirl : SHE TOOK ME TO THE DAMN FASHION WEEK OMG OMG OMG @.Yn I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH

Yn : don't be fooled, she's running everywhere like a crazy dog

↳ Satoru_thegoat : SO YOU TOOK MY CARD AND DIDN'T EVEN INVITE ME ??

↳ Yn : SUGURU SAID IT WAS OKAY

↳ Satoru_thegoat : @.Geto_OG YOU TRAITOR??????????

↳ Geto_OG : She wanted it to be a surprise, what was I suppose to do ??

↳ Satoru_thegoat : INVITE ME

↳ Geto_OG : We'll go to the next one

↳ Satoru_thegoat : thank you.

Maki_yum : I really picture her running everywhere it's too funny

↳ Yn : my legs hurt

↳ KugITgirl : but there's sooooo much to see

↳ Yn : we'll do everything love don't worry

↳ KugITgirl : I hope so

↳ YujiandSukuna : WILL YOU MEET JENNIFER LAWRENCE ???

↳ Yn : I don't think she's here sorry

↳ YujiandSukuna : FUCK IT

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Yn : he's so getting old lol

KugITgirl : THIS PHOTO IS EVERYTHING

↳ Satoru_thegoat : WOWOOWOWOW YOUNG PEOPLES DON'T MAKE FUN OF YOUR TEACHER

↳ Geto_OG : They are not wrong

↳ Shokolate : you look so stupid

↳ YujiandSukuna : denial is a river in egypt

↳ Satoru_thegoat : I'm done

KugITgirl : love I was thinking, what do you want for your birthday

↳ Satoru_thegoat : with that attitude YOU'LL GET NOTHING

↳ Yn : I want Gojo to admit he's getting old

↳ Shokolate : you know you'll never get that

↳ Yn : then I want vacations with everyone

↳ Shokolate : oh fuck yes vacations, have I ever told you you're my favorite student ?

↳ Maki_yum : But we can't all leave ?

↳ Geto_OG : You sure can, let me organize that

↳ Megumi_F : Can Tsumiki come ?

↳ Geto_OG : Of course she can

↳ InuMAKI : YES LETS GO SOME WELL DESERVE VACATIONS

↳ Kento_N : I agree, it'll take off some stress

↳ Satoru_thegoat : some ? it's my mission now, you'll come back without ANY stress

↳ Kento_N : Good luck with that, you're my main stress reason

<3 liked by Tsumiki_F, KugITgirl and 673 thers.

Yn : we'll be a fine line

KugITgirl : I love you dove, thank you so much for everything, life is good because of you

↳ Yn : don't make me cry please my mascara is not dry, I love you so hard

↳ Tsumiki_F : you're the cutest couple

↳ YujiandSukuna : (all lovey dovey OK WE GET IT YOU'RE IN LOVE)

↳ Geto_OG : Little demon come over here, I'll teach you some manners

↳ YujiandSukuna : (IN YOUR DREAMS OLD MAN)

Satoru_thegoat : soooo Kento is the stress still there ?

↳ Kento_N : You almost burned the whole kitchen, you let them swim without supervision, you fight with Sukuna on a daily basis and you lost your ID 6 times

↳ Satoru_thegoat : buuuuuut

↳ Kento_N : The stress is maybe a little lower

↳ Satoru_thegoat : I DID IT

↳ Shokolate : weren't you supposed to erase it ?

↳ Satoru_thegoat : even for me, it's impossible

Maki_yum : Panda I swear if I find one more bamboo in my bed Imma lost it

↳ PANDAA : I'm honest, I don't know how it got there

InuMAKI : YUTA LETS REDO THE BEACH AND BIRD SCENE

↳ Yuuuta : OMG YES YOU PLAY ARMIN I PLAY EREN

↳ InuMAKI : LETS GO, MEGUMI YOU PLAY MIKASA

↳ Megumi_F : In your dreams

Hey! Hope you liked it ? I don't know why but writing Nobara was harder than I thought buuut I'm happy with how it come out, thank you for reading!

with love <3

[honestreviewsblog]

Dreaming of a Freaking Fairytale - A Fan's Journey (with spoilers!)

Ep 1-2

OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS. It's givinggg 2011-2013 Kdramas in the best way possible. Very well casted I might say, I've watched Pyo Yejin before and I've always loved her in every role I've watched her in so I already expected she was gonna nail this one too but it's my first time watching Lee Jun-young and omggg I LOVE him hahahahaha. He's so gorgeous, and the role fits him so well. Their chemistry is off the charts and it was going so well for the past 2 episodes that I was actually wondering, 'Wait, if they both like each other now, what about the rest of the episodes?' then BAM insert obligatory Kdrama fiancé. Which is hella cliché but the drama IS all about clichés so really it's just living up to it's expectations.

There's a thin line between cringe in a good way and cringe in a bad way and so far, this drama is in the good-o-meter lololol. We'll see tho in the next few episodes and dammit I'm excited. I do love my melo dramas and action packed thriller dramas but really I'm just a girl, I also crave cute, hilarious, weird sht every so often.

Ep 3-4

Can I address their names?? Hahahahaha. Cos Prince Cha min is hilarious and you kinda get it from the get go (Prince Charming = Prince Cha min) but Cinderella is a bit too Korean-ized that you don't get it until you've watched 3 episodes lololol (Just a theory this might be a stretch but Koreans put -nim as a suffix for jobs, titles, or relationship to show respect, ex. harabeonim (grandpa but probably not your own grandpa because adding -nim means that you're not that close), gisanim ("gisa"/driver is the root word, adding -nim is a polite way of saying it and mostly used when you speak directly to the person). So my theory is Cinderella 》 Cinder-nim 》 Cinder-im 》 Shin Jae rim.

Anyway back to the episodes, I looove that line about the reason why Jae rim wanted to marry rich because giiiirl I probably won't do it but I totally get it lolololol. Her ambition was revealed tho and it does not look good esp among the rich. It must've felt soo humiliating, and I can feel her pride slowly ebbing away. The ending WAS a total cliché but I loooove it, can't wait for more lol.

Also, can I just say Cha min's business is sooooo fun. It's exactly the type of business that we think about in our daydreams and when asked the question, "What would you do if you have a lot of money". Cos I'm totally going to build myself a playground for adults to have fun in, adults need it more than kids anyway.

Really happy for Jae rim and her painting, she's sooo good, I also wished she continued her passion, but I have high hopes for the next few episodes.

Ep 5-6

OH MY GOD THEY KISSED AAAAAAAAA. And I gotta say it was marvelous hahahhahaha—not the regular cutesy cutesy kissing scenes we normally see in cutesy cutesy Kdramas. Really just from the kissing scene alone I gotta give ep 5 a standing ovation lololol.

I totally expected Jae rim's visit in Do hong's studio to go horribly wrong but it's nice to be wrong for once hahahaha. We got to see his "weakness" and don't we just love to discover those? Makes the characters more human. Dan-a and Jae rim's face off tho 👀 Our girl totally held her ground with the line, "I had fun too. He's a very good kisser" YOOOOOOOOOO Imma tell you the way I gasped?? I was so gagged???

And the scene AFTER that, the way she bursted out her frustrations on Cha min and him not knowing what to do or what to say or how to make things right because in his point of view, he never meant to be cruel, everything he did was just self-preservation.

Ep 7-8

Hello??? I was so invested on that kiss and you're telling me it was a dreamscape?? Call the authorities, straight to JAIL. But on a more serious note, I love how her doubts and her fears of not being enough was easily eliminated by Cha min, and her voice over about being comforted by this was sooo heartwarming, the butterflies in my stomach won't stop churning!!

The ending was emotional but I gotta say, probably bcs we didn't get to have that many teary eye scenes so far, the scene with Cha min's mom just felt a bit I dunno, I didn't cry that's for sure. But I guess we weren't meant to cry, we were meant to feel for him and comfort him.

Ep 9-10

/sigh/ I think I just got diabetes. It was so sweeeet. Have I said Jun young is so gorgeous? Cos he's so gorgeous. I gotta tell you about 90% of the reason why I'm watching it is bcs I just gotta see him smile hahahahahahha. Happy ending all around, really cliché so I can see why some people might not like it. But I loooovee clichés, it calms my anxiety and it's sure to be a happy ending, what's not to love?

The thing about this drama tho, is it's very self-aware and doesn't take itself too seriously and I think that's part of the reason why it's so charming (pun intended). 10/10 cutesy ending I got what I came in for and I'm happy about that, satisfied customer here! Hahahahahaha

[br4tphobia]

Now sis you know you gotta give us the ☕️ on how last night happened!!!

GIRLLL. i got dickkkeeddd all the way deown!! 🙈🙈🙈 but this is what happenneeedd

ok so as soon as he step through the door we hug riighttt, then he says i smell good, like bby it ain nun new but tyy. he did too oml 😖 but yhh he askin me hru and shi and i do the same, im leadin him upstairs to my lil palaacee 🙈🙈 music was already playin the led lights was on toooo🤞🏾🤞🏾 he said “damn u really set the mood” i saaiiiddd “i js wanna have a good time” i smiled at him too, he told me i had a nice smile im not letting it go to waste !! 🙈🙈 so i lay down on the bed and i feel his hand on my ass im like sir..

but anyways i pass a controller to him bc im tryna chill first and he took it, we played a injustice 2 for a bit and he said “who wins, chooses the other person a piece of clothing to take off”

it was corny as shit but i agreed so we playedd and guess who won.. him. 😞 he told me to take off my shirt and i did blah blah he saw my tattoo and said it was pretty cool, he won again and i took off my shorts bc he said sooooo, i won this time and im telling him to take off that shirt bc i cant get over his chest tat omggg 😖 he won again.. ☹️ aannnddd the underwear haddd to go. 😕 so ms.bertha (my p$$y 💁🏾‍♀️) was js out.

“change of plans, play by urself. see if u can focus.” idk what he means until the match starts and i feel his fingers pushin against ms. bertha.. like you just awoken her, ain no goin back.

so he start fingerin me and lord. i put the controller down bc he know what he’s doing!! but he stops. 🧍🏾‍♀️ “focus” im whining bc hello? i’m tryna get fingered and u stoppin.. but yk i picked that damn controller up and started playing again but now he kissin on my damn neckk, “if you win, you dont need to worry bout allat shit.”

that pissed me off but hey. the dick was worth ittt!! so blah blahh i won and i laid the fuck back and let him finger the shittt outta be while he tonguing me downnn. hes such a good kisser 🥹

skip that shit now he inbetween my thighs. 🙈 when i tell u, HE KNOWS HOW TO EAT SUM PUSSY. oml i didnt wanna grab his hair bc what if he dont like it? but then he says “u can touch me” so i took that opportunity, i kinda tugged on it accidentally bc it felt so gooodd and bro like whines kinda!? omg. that woke me all the way up bccc 😫 bro would not let up either i had to push that mf away!! 😭

im sensitive bc i came like twice already and now im js jerkin him off while we kissinnn and then he pulls away then smiles. U GOT ME READY TO RISK IT AAALLLLLLL. cuz u still playin wimmie? ☹️☹️☹️

but yeaaa he asks for consent i said yh he slides it in and says “shit you’re wet.” oh baby ik but girl. GIRL. he filled me right tf uppp, he waited a while then he started moving and lemme tell u. ooo chile im hooked onto him!! 😖

im over here moanin n shit, soundin smexxyyy and omfg. bc tell me why this mf sounds so pretty. hes like quite kinda but you can still hear him grooaaannn ☹️ lord he was pushin down on ma stomach n urr thang, bro put my leg on his shoulder too!! oh u goin deeeppp 😖 but we wasnt in missionary long before he let me ontop, first mistake. 🙈

put that hang in reverse and took my joy ride (u get it 🤓😭😭😭) , bc lemme tell u. this nigga slaps hard as hell . AND I MEAN IT. bro slapped my ass mf hard i still saw the print when i looked in the mirror. LIKE HELLO?

oml the accent. THE MF ACCENT.. ugghg bc why is he sayin “just like that princess” HE CALLED ME PRINCESS THE WHOLE TIMR HE WAS THERE oml ☹️

so im doin my thanggg, spellin coconut with my waist a few times bc thats what really got him🤭🤭 touching all up on me i tell u 😓 thenn i lean down on the bedand threw that shit tff backk!! oml no bc i was abt to cum right so i told him, i swear when i came this nigga is talking me through it omfgg! “there you go princess” “let it out” SIRRRR. his voice was so soft im telling you!! i love me some men with nice ass voices. 😩

so we still goin and im sensitive asl so im getting loud and he is with me 🤭🤭 yk blah blah blah he nutted on my ass 💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️ we kept the position and he put face down ass up after i had anotherr orgasm

and he fuckin my shit up oml. he told me to keep my arch i swear i could nOTT. he had to push on my back!! yk he nuts a few times i do too blah blah and swear i was on the verge of screaming when he slowed down, like he was still strokin my shit so good but slow as helll. my nigga.. he fucked me so good i called him daddy 🤭 he made me repeat that shit too like sirr. 😭 now he in my ear tellin me “nut on this dick” “you can do it” “cmon princess gimme another”

shii i did!! 🙈🙈🙈 and guess what? he nutted with me 💁🏾‍♀️🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾

trust me this was so much longer than written but he after careddd, made sure i peed blah blah

he was watching tiktok before he started kissing on me again and slid my panties deoowwnnn, he hit it from the side yk thatt i got a grip on him the way he sayin my shit so fat 🙈🙈🙈

we both came blah blah same thing every round, we rested for a lil bit

i asked him if he could take me downstairs but i was just joking!! so tell me why this nigga fr carried me downstairs.. 😛

we spent a lil time together, crackin jokes before he came up behind me, hiked my leg on the counter yawwpp, but we had to stop bc his food was done. 😒

he asked me if i was hungry but i wasnt any more bc i fucked up some cheezits

but yh we went back upstairssss and talked for a while before he laid down he woke up around 3 and already touchin on me 😞 but my friend was right we stayed like that for a while until he wanted to start playin with ms.bertha.. 😛 yk i give in immediately bc he knowsss how to use his fingers real good 😫 that middle and ring inside + the thumb ontop combo zont play!!!

ykk im pressin my ass on his print bc he got me so needy and for what? he got my face down ass up again and a notification popped up which showed my friends message, and me told me to reply.. 😞 and obviously, i did. liv u can see that 😭😭 but bro threatened to stop like no sir u gon keep goin.. ☹️

so yeppp after that i immediately fell asleep omg. he did too but guess who woke up firstt 🤭🤭 big valerie!! i wanted to brush my teeth first bc i found it a lil nasty to do that a dirty mouth. 😒 luckily he ain wake up and yk i craawwwlll under them sheets and got the fuck to work!! 🤭

he woke up and already grabbing on my head n shii. im deep throating and strokin his balls or whatevaa, got him moanin and cussin. 💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️ he told me he was abt to cum and yk i js stroked him bc i dont got time to be havin literal kids in my mouth..but i do for them to be on my lips!

u said my lips was attractive? oh worrddd? bet. 😩 my lips was on his tip right im trying so hard not to smile bc lord the hold i had on him!!! 🙈🙈🙈 he buss all on my shit, licked them lips and he kissed me right afterr 😁

he asked me if i would be ok by myself, i told him yh bc im not tryna have my roommates see him 😭 ugh i wish he staayyyeeeddd. ☹️ but yk he took a shower and i washed his clothes 🤞🏾🤞🏾

anddd bae left around 12 ☹️☹️☹️ his tongued me tf down before leaving too like sir dpwm i will take u right back upstairs 😒

THATS IT 💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️💁🏾‍♀️ @luvliv4lifexoxo here girl!! hope u woke ya ass up

[barbieb0y]

🏳️‍🌈 for rika setooooo, that joe guy mayyyhaps from re1999 and. um. *checks notes* any guilty gear character tee hee:3c

RIKA MY GIRL i miss her sooooo much but personally she is a lesbian. and bc im biased im gonna say she is a tsubaki kisser

slowly but surely im becoming the Joe Guy™️ and i am very happy about it. with that said, im not too sure. i just hc him as achillean bc i want to kiss him but idk if he kisses non-men. if he wants to i guess!

ofc for gg my thoughts instantly drift to mister mito ... he is a cringefailure bisexual trans man To Me. he isnt bisexual hes bi himself (i get booed off the stage) slayer is also bi but we know he has rizz

also bridget is a lesbo! also i saw someone say that good luck babe can fix elphelt and tbh yeah. she is a closeted sapphic to me idk. on the other hand, baiken is a very open sapphic. good for her. ALSOOOO i think sol and ky should just make out. theyre sloppy t4t

[hoghtastic]

Who are Rachel, alex.andersen.love and alex.hogh.fans? And why they are ass kissers, did I miss something about these 3 blogs? I only knew this Aria mlemus or something blog and this loony Brit girl Paige something wich is sooooo hyped in the front and behind the back she’s an evil little shit talker about Alex and Chucky, and of course Bunki wich also is stearing some shit up by posting Mr.Milland and his Creepy Doll.

Those are fans/fanpages on Instagram. 😊

Personally, I believe people are allowed to like Johanne and her relationship with Alex, just as much as people are allowed to dislike her. We all have access to the same information posted on social media, and can interpret it and formulate our own opinions. What has always bothered me is the constant need to police and suppress negative criticism, as if those were personal attacks. From my perspective, everyone should be allowed to express their thoughts and opinions, whether they're positive or negative, without it being turned into a much bigger problem than it should be. It's just celebrity gossip at the end of the day! 🤷‍♀️😄

[carlsainz]

First date w nico ☺️ he’d wine and dine FOR SURRREEE I could see him w a younger girl bc he seems like he wants to take care of his girl like a gentleman (if that makes sense)

Like he’d take you out for a really really nice dinner and get you home safe, walk you to your door, idk if he’d try to lean on and kiss you bc he doesn’t want to push too far but the first kiss w him would be sooooo meow meow bark bark good. He’s got such soft lips I bet. And him cupping your cheek as you grab onto his jacket and pull him closer!! Pulling apart would suck but you’d bid each other goodnight.

SECOND DATE would be something more casual (let’s say you plan) and it’s something more of an activity like mini golf, axe throwing, museum, whatever. Maybe half way thru your like oh shoot maybe this was the wrong choice bc the first day was super boujie. But I feel like he’d notice you overthinking and casually say how much fun he’s having (bc he is, obvi). Overall he is such a sweetie and a totally softy 😩

-q anon

uhhhh fancy niquito, we love to see ittttt. i can see him as you see too, like imagine him with 26 dating a 21yo college girl sjjssjjsjsjs the first kiss would be chefs kiss, definitely. he looks like a good kisser

A MUSEUM DATE WITH HIM. THATS IT, SEND TWITTER. he'd be prettier than any artwork for you and you'd secretly take a picture of him and it would be perfect and you two would be all 🥰🥰

[scarlet-fantasies]

Hey! Can u write headcanons about eren and his shy gf or him as an ass man? U can choose the easiest one for u

Hi sweetie, I’m going to write about both because both concepts are important about this man. At first I really thought I made one about his gf being shy but I guess it didn’t actually happen. Like I can’t believe that. So I will link the other post I’m going to do here as well. Also thank you for requesting! And to those who love Zeke, I wouldn’t mind some more requests about him.✨💗

-Scarlet

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Requests are open

Prompt

Eren being an ass man

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Eren with a shy gf

Gosh anon you must know me well enough to ask me this since I talk about Eren having a shy gf a lot.😂😂 so thank you for sticking around still.

But anyways let’s get to the point.

We know that Eren is the more talkative, confident, outgoing and more expressive person than his gf bc well, she’s shy.

Shy people—-I can counter this for millions of reasons but shy people usually have none of those traits above.

So the two of you are polar opposites but you make it work.

I think it’s mostly because he likes that you are different and kinda calms him down and can make him reflect on certain decisions he thought of.

Eren likes having a shy girl because it makes him less insecure, cause if his gf was outgoing he’d be worried if she was always around boys all the time.

But with a shy s/o even if she’s around boys Eren could care less cause he knows his baby is too shy to do anything, especially since she doesn’t do much with him either.😂

Apart from this he likes that she is shy because it makes him feel like he is the bigger person in the relationship.🙄😂

Even tho you’ve already told him you don’t care about that stuff I see he does. Cause he’s a dom sooooo . . .

Plus, if his gf is tiny which she probably is compared to him or just in general if she is on the short side he just can’t live with the fact you’d be more in charge😂

Cause he’s like how does my little girl think she’s doing this without any strings attached? Like I said hard dom alert 😂

He also likes his gf to be shy because, this is like the number one reason tbh but, he loves to tease her!

Like it’s ridiculous and he’s just such an ass because he knows that obviously because she has some feelings for him she’s going out with him so—-he’s going to always rub it in your face that you like him and blah blah blah.

He just finds it fun to tease you about anything cause he just can never leave you alone can he?

Gets to see you get butterflies and blush.

And Eren’s teasing can range from it making you blush, to being mad, or making you cry. Cause he can be too much and sometimes you take things literal. He’s such an ass I know.

I’ll put examples to show you the difference.

Blush: you two were kissing which led to making out and let’s just say you moan a little, enough to get Eren’s attention and possibly make him turned on.

“Wow, that was hot.” He’d say smirking at you whilst holding you in place.

Your cheeks would grow hot as you hide your face with your hands. “Mm don’t bring it up.”

“Awww, baby it’s okay that you can’t control yourself. . . I guess this means you like this a lot then?” He’d move your hands away before kissing you again only to have you moan again.

“See there you go again.” He’d laugh seeing you whine as you ended up embarrassing yourself again.

Mad: when he mocks you by what you say or do when you’re shy.

“Mmm, mm—ah Eren!”

“Shut up! I don’t sound like that all.”

“Yes you do, you’re such a beginner kisser.” He’d tease, wiggling his eyebrows at you whilst you pushed him playfully.

“I do not and I’m not a bad kisser.” You’d defend.

“Yes. You. Are.” He’d laugh whilst you rolled your eyes.

“No kisses for you then.” You’d huff crossing your arms.

“What?! Y/n!?”

“Too bad, Eren.”

Later that day he will keep asking for a kiss and you keep denying him till he gets playfully aggressive and tackles you on the couch. He will also rub his cheek semi beard on your face and neck making you jolt and feel tickled.

One time he said you weren’t sexy but he was just teasing he knows your not the type and that your the cute type but it got to you because maybe your bf was getting bored that you weren’t sexy with him, like ever.

One time he said you weren’t sexy but he was just teasing he knows your not the type and that your the cute type but it got to you because maybe your bf was getting bored that you weren’t sexy with him, like ever.

It made you sad a little and you thought he might leave you eventually because Eren would probably prefer a different type of girl. (At least that’s what you thought)

So when he saw that you started crying he was really upset.

“Y/n what’s wrong?”

“D-do you ever . . . think about leaving me?” You’d ask wiping a tear away.

“No, never. Why baby, what’s wrong?” He’d ask sitting beside you.

“You like girls who are experienced so. . .” You mumble as a few tears fell down your cheeks.

“What? Babe, no. I was kidding when I said that to you. I don’t care about that stuff.”

“But Eren how do you just put up with that? Don’t you hate how I suck at everything? I know I do.” You’d sniffle a few tears averting your eyes.

He’d turn your face gently for you to look at him. “It’s because I love you and I don’t care if you don’t know how. That’s why you have me . . . So I can teach you. Right?” He’d tease with his shit-eating grin that made you quiet.

“C’mon say I’m right.” He’d tease tickling your sides a bit.

“Okay. Okay, you’re right.” You’d surrender so he’d stop tickling you.

“Good, now give me a kiss.” He’d smile leaning in before you could and only moan in surprise as you didn’t expect Eren to be this needy.🙄he needy as hell

The topic also ranges from it being about simple random things to like sexual contact and whatnot.

Anyways every day there is just no day you can go without him teasing you.

I will break this up to show where/how the teasing can range from.

Simple teasing:

He wiggles his eyebrows at you all the time just cause he knows you don’t like it.

Eren will lift your head up to look at him when you're looking away or he’ll crouch down to your level and turn his head in the direction you're looking at to see your face because you're trying to hide.

“Baby look at me.~”

"Mmm, go away Eren." You'd blushing only leaving him to chuckle.

When you cover your face with your hands he always puts them down so he can see your face.

He calls you his little baby in front of his friends or in public when you are always by him and just relying on him to do all talking.

Pinches your cheeks and squishes your face when you start blushing and you complain.

“Eren~ your squis—mm me.”

“Hmm? I can’t hear you, baby?” He’d tease.

I can also see him pointing out that you like him even when you don’t admit it.

“Mikasa said you have the hots for me it’s a little to late to lie baby girl.”

“Shut up. I don’t like you that much.”

“Really then why are you going out with me?”

“Because I-I . . .”

“You what baby? C’mon, use your words, sweetie?” He always calls you baby or sweetie to make you shy.

He even asks if you're getting shy because he finds it cute how that question only makes you even redder.

“Awww, are you getting shy, Y/n?”

Okay but here’s what it’s like when the teasing can get a little smutty and whatnot.

Teasing (slightly nsfw): he teases you about having sex especially if you haven’t done it with him yet. Since you’re probably unfamiliar with some things.

“Hey, babe do you ever wonder what it’ll be like?” He’d grin looking down at you as you were sitting in his lap.

“Ew! No, that’s gross Eren.”

“Oh c’mon, I bet that’s all you think about . . . all the time at night.” He'd whisper in your ear.

“Shut up! And for your information, I do not.”

“Yes you do, c’mon if you’re attracted to me, that means you have at least thought about it once.”

“Just because I—have feelings for you doesn’t mean I think of what sex would be like.” You’d mumble the last part getting shy and not wanting to talk about this.

“Hmm? I couldn’t hear you say it louder.” He’d smirk whilst you hit him playfully.

“Liar.” You’d say.

He also will mention popping your cherry but that’s when you’ve been in a relationship for a very long time like we’re talking a few years.

Eren's is also always trying to get you to kiss him and to be more carefree.

He asks you if you know what certain words mean or whatever.

"You know what that means, right?"

"I think s-so."

"You know you're really cute?" He finds your obliviousness adorable.

He once spilled water on you by accident and made a joke out of it.

“Aww, did I make you wet?” He’d tease whilst he handed you one of his shirts to change into.

“Shut up, you’re the one that spilled that water on me.”

“Nooo, you had an orgasm, remember?” He’d laugh whilst you hit him playfully. ( of course this is after a lot of years of being together and you have become less shy but you are still shy and yeah he can just say those things cause he knows you still love him.)😂😂

But he's just an ass-all cause he wants to make you blush.

Now he does a lot of sweet things too.

Like in public he orders for you if you’re shy or you don’t know what to get.

He does the talking for you like when you first met his parents you were shy and maybe a little nervous. But his parents loved you. And they thought you were adorable for Eren’s gf. It's also cause you were so polite.

He ruffles your hair or pats your head.

Stokes your hair and pinches your cheeks to see you blush.

So many forehead kisses especially if you're going to bed early and he’s still going to stay up late.

Puts you in his lap and bounces you on his thigh like you’re a kid. You find it strange but let him do it anyway.💗

If you look a little sleepy or out of it when you guys are with his friends he asks if you’re tired.

“Baby are you sleepy?”

If you’re shy about showing off your body like in a baiting suit or just jeans he finds you cute but he will tell you that you look nice and that you shouldn’t worry.

He defends you if someone is being mean/taking advantage of you bc you're quiet. For example, you were a little down one day and you were getting hit on by this guy while you were out with Eren. Eren was a little further away ordering the both of you some food and you were by yourself and this guy kept trying to make advances at you almost like cornering you. You kept telling him to back off and that you had a bf but this guy just didn’t care. And considering you were already kinda sad he was taking advantage of you. As soon as Eren noticed he pushed the guy's hand away.

“Don’t touch her . . . Can’t you see you make my girl uncomfortable?” He’d give this guy the worse glare ever and he’d take you away from all that and check if you’re okay.

“Are you okay? I leave for five minutes and some asshole is trying to hurt you. Babe, I’m so sorry, next time just come with me to order so we don’t have creeps like that bothering you.” He’d say hugging you tightly which made you smile.

Eren doesn't even like it if friends tease her too much for example his brother Zeke may tease you if he's around and Eren gives him certain looks if Zeke is "overstepping" the boundaries.

For example, Zeke has tried to take you to college parties with Eren but Eren doesn’t like it too much.

I mean he likes to party but he’s worried you will feel out of place and he doesn’t want you getting wasted by accident or something.

“Eren she has to explore. She can become a whole new person, don’t be discouraged Y/n you could learn a lot more if you go.”

“She’s not going, she’s gonna be with me.”

“Oh c’mon Eren, you always drink with me—bring her too.”

“Zeke, she’s not the type to party.”

“Everyone is carefree Eren she just needs to find her space, besides she could make some new friends.”

Eren would give him a very stern look, “No, she’s not going she doesn’t handle things well in that kind of environment.”

“That’s cause she doesn’t explore.”

“Zeke.”

“Alright, alright I’m just saying. But the choice is Y/n’s, let her go if she wants to.”

In the end you ended up going to the party and liked it. But Eren was being overprotective that night.

Eren does get worried that since you don’t talk you’re not happy in your relationship with him.

Always tries to have you open up about whatever’s bothering you bc he loves you and never wants you to be sad or confused.

In general he just loves his shy gf and would do anything for her to make her feel comfortable. And he loves her shyness like it just makes his day.

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[la0hu]

played persuasion tonight and griffin was asked who’s probably the best kisser and said the girl who asked the question, which was sooooo funny considering we’re going on a date tmrw and still have trouble looking each other in the eye especially around other ppl. another knife to the gut was when someone was asked who they ship in the co-op and they said isa and griffin and harry let out this pained laugh on my behalf which was also tragic but therefore also… extremely funny

also we played essence, and apparently if i were a boston neighborhood, griffin said i’d be dorchester, and they went on this extended tangent about how dorchester is a kinda gentrified but its still a good neighborhood and harry was busting a gut in the corner bc of my facial expression where i kept being like “…. go on”

[belle-keys]

Incoherent thoughts about A Court of Silver Flames (2021) by SJM

Do not expect this to be a critical, unbiased review at all. Eet just ease what eet ease. Spoilers ahead laddies. 

*unwanted preface* 

Okay, so like, you know those things that are neither objectively perfect nor unproblematic yet you love them and are attached to them anyway? Yeah, this is me with SJM’s writing. See, I been with Sarah and Throne of Glass since March of 2015 and with ACOTAR since the summer of 2015 when I was 13 and honestly, ACOTAR in particular occupied a decent portion of my formative teen years. Eventually, when I was about 16 I sort of ended up getting distracted from YA books and went into my thot and kpop era. A main reason for this is that I found ACOFAS particularly disenchanting. This ain’t about that book (sigh) but let’s just say as much as I was still attached to and in love with the ACOTAR world, I was still able to get very annoyed by the decreased quality of the writing and also the evident projecting Sarah was doing onto Feyre with regards to her own life and experiences (ahem). No, the lack of developed POC in the book had nothing to do with it ironically. 

So basically, since the spring of 2018 I haven’t read any SJM yet I never fell out of love with the books either. I’ve sworn off TOG after whatever the hell EOS was, but ACOTAR was always more special and close to my heart by tenfold, honestly. See, the best day of my 2016 was the day I found out ACOTAR was getting the extra 3 novels and 2 novellas. ACOFAS was a dumpster fire but I was actually surprised to really, really enjoy A Court of Silver Flames while it obviously has a couple (multiple) sus facets to it. The susness aside, I thoroughly felt at home reading Nesta’s book despite how irrational that might sound. No, I’m not here to say the book was objectively good but I’m here to say I still enjoyed it despite my love-hate relationship with SJM and her writing. :( :( :( 

That being said imma still roast tf out of a couple aspects of it. :)

*the susness*

Aight wbk that SJM like, projects a lot onto feyrhys right. I’m not even gonna deny it. Like as horrible as it sounds, when feyrhys were, like, struggling as a couple and shit in ACOMAF, that’s when I loved them the most but then the shitstorm that was ACOWAR hit and they couldn’t go without boning every two seconds or calling each other mates and shit and basically every character in the book started kissing their asses (except Nesta) to the point where they were infallibly good and powerful and everyone’s heads were lodged up their asses... I got PISSED OFF then, right.

Now, in ACOSF (is that correct?), they were side characters and, gratefully, that romance between them was toned down. But here are some things concerning feyrhys and the Court of Dreams that irked tf out of me, and the implications that they had for Nesta (who is perhaps one of the baddest bitches ever) had me feeling homicidal towards the IC:

Every single time Nesta said shit about Rhys and then Cassian got mad I wanted to SCREAM like yooo let her roast tf out of him like yeah I get Rhys lowkey did a lot for her both directly and indirectly but cmoooooon not everyone needs to be riding his dick like the man HATED Nesta from the get-go. I loved the idea that someone in the book lowkey abhors Rhys just for the TEA it gave me. Like yeah, okay Cassian, I get that he’s your bro but he can SUCK NESTA’S DICK also like my girl is a DEATH GOD.

Here me out: the Inner Circle completely dehumanized Nesta, they completely disregarded her personal autonomy and caged her in which is ironically the very behavior that was villainized when Tamlin did it to Feyre. First of all they restricted her movement, they made decisions FOR her, they withheld from her knowledge about her own powers, they decided what’s best for her and acted like she was a rabid dog the entire time. Only Cassian and Azriel seem more blameless in this regard, but the level of scorn and abohorence and moralizing Feyre, Elain, Rhys, Amren and Mor did towards Nes made my blood boil. At the end of the day, the Inner Circle did the VERY THING they hated being done to Feyre. Whatever happened to the freedom they professed? The autonomy they decided all members of their court deserved? That was all bullshit, or was this switch-up SJM’s way of creating justifiable conflict between Nesta and the Inner Circle... either way, there was no closure about this and the way they dictated Nesta’s behavior whilst completely mistreating her imo.

More on Nesta’s treatment - okay listen the way the narrative had every character acting like Nesta was fricking scum and for WHAT??? Okay, she didn’t hunt when Feyre and they were poor, she was bitchy, she hates the Fae... okay, why is Nesta still being punished for her mistakes like this by the Court? Does their forgiveness only apply to those in their clique? They’re acting like her drinking and sleeping around and her general bitchy behavior is sooooo toxic when they ALL coped with their respective trauma in questionable ways in their centuries of living. And the narrative never condemned them for this behavior either... like cmon they had an “intervention” about Nesta like if she needed to reach a certain moral standing to be lovable or something. Seems to me that only Cassian was willing to love her, bruises and all... “There’s nothing broken to be fixed. You are helping yourself. Healing the parts of you that hurt too much - and perhaps hurt others too”. But as beautiful as that it, it seems the IC see Nesta’s healing as her “redemption arc” when I never saw her as a villain or monster to begin with. They acted like she had to become deserving of their acceptance. Bullshit.

No cus more on this... Cassian is the only person who defended Nesta, the only person that wanted to help her heal and grow when everyone else wanted to fix her. He was the only person who was kind to her from the original trilogy (i.e. not counting Emerie and Gwyn). He stood up for her and I’ll gush about them in the next section, but the dynamic between Nesta and the IC was the least enjoyable aspect of the book for me. It was clear SJM wanted to spur Nesta towards the path to healing yet only figured out how to do so whilst only keeping feyrhys as the nucleus of this arc, and so she had them force Nesta into her “special journey” (because she loves them so much, cus they’re sooooo perfect right *rolls eye*), yet, the narrative didn’t quite condemn them for their toxicity towards Nesta at ALL, even towards the end. The good thing is that Nesta did not become an ass-kisser throughout the story and laud them for “helping her” every waking second. Only Cassian didn’t shun her for her inner negativity but embraced her. And Az was pretty cool too, can’t hate him.

Ahem, the ending: okay, I’m not even capping, but I hated that Nesta lost her power for feyrhys. I get that she genuinely did it out of love and shit and I’m not even gonna lie, the thought of feyrhys dying had me on the verge of tears cus as much as I hate them, I also love those bitches. Yet, the culmination of Nesta’s power was, what?, to save feyrhys. This way, the narrative put Feyre at the center of Nesta’s narrative towards the end. And Nesta lost that Death God power that she basically EARNED in that Cauldron. This is the biggest flaw of the story. She fought against her own power to give it up... for Feyre. Like??? What??? Why was that baby arc even necessary????? Why was Nesta giving up her power necessary to fulfil her healing arc which was the POINT of the book??? Like what?????? It left a sour taste in my mouth. No- an abhorrent acidic bitter taste in my mouth. 

Elain. I CANNOT STAND THIS GIRL. She completely abandoned Nesta and for WHAT??? For Feyre??? This only served to reiterate from the narrative’s POV that Nesta was scum and again, idk WHY. And also, why tf does this girl mistreat Lucien like this??? LUCIEN AKA MY FAVORITE CHARACTER???

I just don’t get how the narrative reiterated that Tamlin is the worst of the worst when you got Rhys hiding shit from Feyre, hiding knowledge of Nesta’s power from Nesta, all of that. Like, was the entire point of ACOMAF not for Feyre to embrace her power and become her best self? Rhys never for one second tolerated withholding Feyre’s power from her. So why tf does this apply to Nesta? Cus she’s unhealthy? Okay... so what??? Why villainize her like this and imply she’s undeserving of her power and a waste of life??? I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN LIKE WHERE DID THIS EVEN COME FROM??? What did my girl do that was sooooo bad that yall needed to treat her like this. Tell me why feyre and amren and varian and rhys all acted like Tamlin in this book. Cardi voice WHAT WAS THE REASON. I AM SO MAD ABOUT THIS CUS THEY ACTED LIKE THE FRICKING MORALISING SYCHOPHANTS THEY CLAIM TO HATE.

Like bitch??? They’re like those youth pastors that reiterate how broken and messed up people with mental illness are? Acted like Nesta screwing guys was the worst thing ever when they should have embraced her? Like I get she would push them away but really??? “Waste of life”??? 

So we gon gloss over how Amren was insisting Nesta shut up about the baby business to Feyre (aka hiding shit from her)? How she was implying that Rhys should conquer all of Prythian? Hear me out, even as someone from a Caribbean country that was colonized by the whites, it actually doesn’t bother me when the theme of conquest comes up, like, this is a fantasy novel and colonization does not exist within the same context for me. That being said, like, it felt as if the narrative telling me lil Rhysie is just sooooo perfect that he needs to be High King. Like, I respect the fact that Rhys has no wish to do so. Homeboy never seemed to care for conquest beyond ensuring his Court’s prowess and safety so WHAT WAS THE REASON AMREN??? Like? What kinda crack was Amren on this entire book???

The worldbuilding... listen, the politics and history felt all over the place, felt incoherent and flat honestly. Didn’t bother me as much as it did in ACOWAR but it was just *meh*, not good. Not horrible, but not great. I preferred the world when it was directly the result of Beauty and the Beat and East of the Sun, West of the Moon.

The Fae have lost their *magic*: no cus what I loved about the first book was that the Fae were one with the Courts and felt very fleshed out in terms of their powers and shit, but now only Eric and Lucien and Tamlin and sometimes Rhys have that same magic for me. Like... the sensuality of the Fae in terms of their actual Celtic roots, that which felt whimsical and immersive in the first book, feels lost to me. I can’t explain it but I feel less nuance and orthodoxy in their portrayal. However, I DID love this one line featuring none other than the loml : “Amid the pink and white blossoms, the cold-faced Autumn Court heir looked truly faerie - as if he’d stepped out of the tree, and his one and only master was the earth itself”. LIKE I SALIVATED THAT IS MY MAN.

*good stuffs*

Okay let’s talk about the smut like I didn’t like the word choice as usual like quit with the euphemisms and say cock and goooooo. That being said like, okay, I like how she set up the physical dynamic between Nesta and Cassian cus the sex wasn’t some big romantic climactic build-up like how it was in acomaf like they were being NASTY from the get-go and I respect that drip. Like she did not cap on how porny the smut was and thank God it wasn’t some cliche romantic honeymoon type shit, like it was almost on the ao3 level of smutty goodness. All it was was missing was coarse language and hard kinks but in general, I liked the Nessian smut in this book more than the feyrhys smut in particularly ACOWAR and ACOFAS, like Nessian just do not cap.

Listen... you see that whole part when Nesta was like imagining how awesome it would be to dance Lucifer’s Bachata with Az and Cassian? Yeah, my girl just let her thoughts run wild. Like Nesta makes Feyre look naïve. Like you know how Tumblr porn in 2016 used to be with the aesthetic type shit? That’s Feyre, but Nesta is like on Pornhub level and it’s so fitting I was YELLIN lowkey. I feel like less importance was placed on how meaningful the sex and shit should be in the book and I respect that.

YOU SEE WHEN NESTA TOLD FEYRE ABOUT THE BABY!!! I WAS CHEERING HER ON. No cause they were being so nasty to Nesta especially Amren and then Feyre entered with all of her moralising shit like honey you KNOW damn well what you’re doing to Nesta is what you hate being done to you. Like damn right tell her, cus I could not STAND the double standard.

The whole training the women thing was a nice touch. It was kinda corny but also sweet. That being said, I laughed so hard when I realized how this entire book was Nesta’s quarter-life hippie rebirth where she learns to meditate and work out and read romance books and face her inner demons like this is some real New York college shit. All that was missing was a Starbucks.

Cassian. Man I love this man so much. No like he displayed peak dilf behavior. I think his attractiveness isn’t based on his bravery or his hotness but his humility man. Like he’s not a thot, he’s respectful, yet tough, yet contemplative. He’s contented with his life station yet wants to always be a better person yet is such a strong rock who really loves Nesta not despite her flaws but because they are part of her. I love the way he stood up to Rhys a lot, he didn’t shame her when she was awful to him, and he is protective (annoyingly so sometimes) but he really wanted her to empower herself. Their relationship isn’t perfect (I’m not in the mood to dissect the problematic aspects rn) but they were so sweet together and I didn’t expect to like them as much as I did back when they were lowkey a thing in ACOMAF.

The mates thing didn’t bother me cus I saw this shit coming since 2016. Yes, it’s cliche and annoying but the mates status also, like, has no meaning to me so it is what it is. Didn’t think they NEEDED to be mates but I was happy that them being mates wasn’t the core of the novel and it was secondary to Nesta’s individual healing journey.

Prepare for me to get sappy but another reason why I loved this novel was because it was a story of healing. :( :( :( The road to healing and growth in the emotional sense is always beautiful to me despite how flawed it often is when SJM writes it. I just felt really immersed in the emotional woes and eventual growth of Nesta despite my issues with the book and this is perhaps one of the main reasons that I found it beautiful, because healing as a theme is always beautiful and raw.

More of Nessian but like their relationship feels so real and raw too. No, cus like, it wasn’t tinged in as much fictitious idealism as feyrhys’ relationship was. They weren’t all stupidly in love and seeing each other in the universe and shit, like they just made each other happy and weren’t portrayed as the perfect soulmates who were each other’s yin and yang and whatever thank the LORD. Them having each other’s back was enough and ughhhh Cassian was just so sweet and such a good trainer and so aloof yet passionate like I been waiting to see more of him since ACOMAF so yayyy.

Okay... that scene where Rhys kneels to Nesta and she embraces him. yes. YES YES YES YES YES that shit was the shit that made my year like I want this man to be in her debt for the end of time like this hoe saved yall like big strong high lord better bow to the “witch” like I could hear angelic choirs at that scene like Rhys doesn’t just yield to people so easily so like, it was just kinda epic okay. Little bitchass Rhys with his perfect little river house and emo boi clothes stfu hoe.

No cus I love how Nesta told Cassian she didn’t wanna hear about Feyre’s special journey or Rhys’s special journey or Mor’s like I got fed up of people acting like they epitomized “good” and the “good path” to self-discovery when they can choke on a baguette as far as I am concerned.

*shit no one except me probs cares about*

Eris. So here is the thing. Since 2015 in ACOTAR when Eris was Under the Mountain being all red-headed and cunning and sexy and evil I have been obsessed with him... well, the idea of him I had in my head and how delectably abhorrent he seems (I like villains and side-characters okay). Maybe it was just his name (Eris is a hot name shut up) or the idea of a rich, cunning fox-faced prince in the same universe appealed to me. Either way, I actually never expected by favorite cameo-character to become... important. I’ll die on the hill of loving him. Here is the thing... I don’t want him to be good, in the same way I did not want Rhys to be a good guy in ACOTAR either. I don’t need him to be a secret angel, I don’t need him to be sweet and good like Rhys always was apparently. Honestly, I want him corrupt but likeable and pertinent to the story. That being said, I really want him as the main character for one of the upcoming novels sooo bad like please PLEASE let me see the autumn court and it’s two-facedness please like if not Eris then Lucien as the main character please.

Lucien... aka my fave character since the first book man. Mannn, SJM does homeboy so dirty like I have always loved Russian fables and hence, I am so ready for Lucien x Vassa x Jurian in the Vasilisa retelling with the firebird trope and Koshei. NO CUS in 2018 I was finna write a 100k word fic about this but then I forgot about it no cap, I still have the story plan in my Onenote actually but let us not reminisce. See, my ao3-loving ass wants an angsty poly relationship and also a hot Koshei I have been waiting YEARS for this you hoes, ever since Elain got the premonition of Vassa as a firebird in ACOWAR like God please please please give it to me and make it feyrhys-less as well yasss.

I lowkey wanna suspect Eris is gay and Mor, also gay, knows and that’s why she lowkey kinda tolerates him now. Yet, I cannot be sure and yeah I just wanna say that I kinda want that arc lmfaooo (my ao3-self is showing shut up).

No cus I was TEASED by only seeing a glimpse of Vassa and Jurian but THEY SHALL HAVE THEIR TIME I KNOW IT.

Tamlin living as a beast is so interesting to me. He’s a side-character now but ughhhh he was so mystical and interesting as our good ole Beauty and the Beast beastie like it’s sooooo mysterious and alluring how he’s becoming his own villainous legend like I still care about Tamlin’s blond ass self despite everything. 

Give us the snowball fight scene you coward.

I just gotta say Nessian could outsmut Feyrhys any day and that makes me proud.

FRICKING AZRIEL like first of all Mor doesn’t NEED to come out until she’s ready but she gotta let the man down nicely some other way so he can move on. I do not like Elain. Never did. I still do not. I do not, frankly, want a whole novel where she and Azriel fall in love and she rejects Lucien like... okay, I DO want her to reject Lucien so he can be with Vassa at the very least but also I am not interested in Elain’s POV rn. BUT I WANT AZ’S POV AND LIKE WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO I WANT MY EMO BOI TO BE HAPPY. This is so frustrating cus Az is a walking DILF right and so, what am I supposed to do now.

I kinda miss the Spring Court just a little. It’s pretty shut up. It got that Zuhair Murad fashion too. 

Umm like, what the hell is up with that business with Helion being Lucien’s dad? We need more on this which is why I want a Lucien POV book goddammit.

Yoooooooo yall remember that bitch from ACOWAR who hybern was finna kill and she had a name and everything and then there was some foreshadowing and shit? What’s up with her? Like I can’t even remember her name lowkey but yeah what’s up with that. Was it something like Briar or Briannon or somthing???

Is Mor getting a book? Like deadass I need the Lucien and Vassa book, I need the Eris book, I need the Mor book and I need the Azriel book. Damn. Been waiting 6 years for some of this shit.

Okay that is all for now. Yes, this book has problematic elements at every level but I still loved it yet also hated some things about it. I won’t read House of Blood and Earth nor will I finish the TOG series but I guess I’ll stick with this series which remains near and dear to my soul despite what people gotta say about it. It made me happy and that’s what matters. Nesta is a huge ass inspiration to me as a character and I still wanna see her make the Inner Circle’s life a living hell uwu. I admittedly got HELLA emotional reading this story because it’s nonetheless super meaningful to me even at age 19 and it’s really powerful for me as a comfort book, and I look forward (a little) to what this woman put out next... sort of.

Signing off! Don’t @ me (okay you CAN @ me but idc).

[nerdettedreamteam]

robstar week 2020: day one

hey! i decided to participate again for robstar week and my friend @samdraws715 and i have decided to collaborate once again! i hope you enjoy this years prompts by us, and go check out her page too! she’s insanely talented! here’s to day one!

Star-Aligned/Destiny

Earlier tonight, Robin would’ve never expected to run into four other teens like himself. All of them, in some sense, were on the run and alone. But he didn’t think that in just one night they’d stop an entire alien empire from invading earth. Not bad for a hero’s first meeting.

The five titans walked together as the night had now carried on. They looked around, trying to find an available place to stay.

“If we’re going to work together, we need a private place to stay.” Robin spoke.

“Hmm…” Beast Boy thought aloud as he turned his head looking around him, his eyes finally catching on to an apartment up ahead with a “for sale” sign at the front. “Ooh! What about there?”

“Yeah, because dealing with landlords sounds perfect for people like us.” Cyborg told him. “Besides, it looks a little run down anyways. Why do you wanna live there of all places?”

“Uhhh… free Wi-fi?”

Cyborg rolled his eyes.

“Maybe we’re better off finding a place that’s a little more isolated.” Robin told them. “We all have powers, and staying in a place like this could put the people already there at risk.”

“You do have a point…” Beast Boy rubbed the back of his head. “So if not there, then where?”

Robin pondered on this for a moment. “I heard there’s some small islands outside the city… it’s a little ways away on the water, but it should be big enough for all of us for now, and I think it’s a good distance from the city. I think we should stay there for now.”

“Oh, that sounds wonderful! I am most excited to see this island and stay by the ocean!” Starfire beamed happily.

Robin’s eyes glanced in her direction. She was from another world, so it was normal for her English to be a little broken, but her enthusiasm about staying with her new friends was as clear as day. In a way, he found her positivity and her childlike wonder somewhat charming. He liked that about her.

“I… think it’s this way.” He pointed straight ahead and the others followed him. Starfire flying ahead to walk with Raven, while Cyborg and Beast Boy started talking. Robin walked behind the others stuck in his thoughts.

Why wouldn’t she leave his mind? He hardly even knows her, and he has more important things to do than to think about stuff like this, not to mention he felt weird for thinking about someone who was only a few feet away from him.

“Whatcha thinkin’ about?” Beast Boy suddenly said right next to his ear, which startled Robin a little.

“What?”

“The blank stare looking at the ground, it’s obvious something’s on your mind. Now spill it.” Cyborg appeared on his other side.

“Nothing’s on my mind, okay?” Robin told them.

“Mmm, you sure?” Beast Boy smirked at him.

“C’mon, drop the act, man.” Cyborg cut in. “We already know what it is anyway.”

Robin felt a short pang of nervousness hit his chest.

Beast Boy looked into Robin’s mask, then looked forward in his direction, his eyes landing on Starfire, who was too wrapped up in her conversation with Raven to notice what was happening behind her.

“Ohhhh, I see how it is…” Beast Boy teased.

“I don’t even know what you’re talking about.”

“You’re staring at the alien girl, that’s what.” Cyborg told him.

“Yeah, and you haven’t stopped staring the entire walk so far.” Beast Boy told him.

“I’m wearing a mask, you can’t even see my eyes!”

“We don’t need to see your eyes to know that look of looovvee~” Beast Boy continued to tease him.

“I don’t even know anything about her. She’s just…”

“Cute?”

“Attractive?”

“A good kisser?”

“No!” Robin lowered his head to hide the blush that started to settle on his cheeks. “I was going to say she’s…”

“Unlike anyone you’ve ever met?” Beast Boy added.

Robin raised his hand to protest, but thought about what was said. “T-That’s not a total lie… and I don’t mean it in that way.”

Cyborg and Beast Boy exchanged looks. “I’ll take what I can get,” Cyborg spoke. “but that kiss really did do somethin’ to you.”

Robin rolled his eyes. “It was just surprising, that’s all.”

Cyborg and Beast Boy had continued on with their own conversation leaving Robin alone with his thoughts again. Eventually his thoughts lead him back to thinking about her. He didn’t even know why he kept finding himself drawn to her. Maybe it was just the kind of vibe she gave off. Sure it was almost the complete opposite of his own, but he rather liked the sweetness she had to her. On another hand, she was also a mighty powerhouse; a perfect example of looks being deceiving. She nearly had everyone else beat when they were in battle, so no doubt she could take all of them out if she really wanted to. Her fighting skills were impressive, yet, she had a kind heart. He couldn’t deny it was very admirable of her.

“Robin!” She suddenly exclaimed.

Robin was taken by surprise as his thoughts were interrupted by the girl he was just thinking about. He walked up to the front of the group and stood next to her.

“Is that the island you spoke of?” She pointed to some small land a little ways away in the distance.

Robin smiled. “Yeah, it is. I think we’ll set up camp there for tonight.”

“Sounds good!” Beast Boy said. “Let’s go!” He morphed into a pterodactyl and started to take off.

“Yo, B! Think you could give me a lift?”

Beast Boy nodded, and flew back closer to the ground for Cyborg. Without any hesitation he grabbed the changeling’s dinosaur legs and the two took off. Raven was quick to follow behind them. Starfire was about to join them, when she noticed Robin still there.

“Oh! You cannot fly, correct?”

“Heh, yeah…” Robin chuckled breathlessly. “I don’t have the rest of my stuff with me at the moment. I’m sure if I did I would have something to help me fly as well, but—“

“Would you wish for me to carry you across?”

Robin’s felt his heart rate pick up at the thought. “Ah- Are you sure you want to? I could probably find some other way across—“

“It is no trouble at all, really. Do you want to?”

Robin nodded shyly and a small smile crept upon his face. This caused Starfire to beam once again. “Take my hand.”

Robin took hold of her hand, and then she grabbed his other. “Are you ready?”

Robin nodded, and without wasting much time, she gracefully lifted into the air. Once they were high over the water, he couldn’t help but feel a teeny bit nervous. He had never done this before and knowing that only her hands kept him from falling worried him. He lifted his legs a little and tightened his grip on her hands.

Starfire noticed and giggled. “Relax, I promise I will not drop you.”

Robin laughed a little as well, but noticed that her hands gripped his back tighter as well.

The rest of the ride was pretty silent, and after another minute or so the two had landed.

“Sooooo, how was the flight?” Beast Boy asked the two.

“It was enjoyable! I quite liked it.”

“Y-Yeah, so did I.”

“Cool! Well I hope you two get comfortable because we have our camp! I guess we’ll be sleeping outside tonight though, heh.”

Beast Boy suddenly tossed the two blankets. “Raven summoned them.”

Beast Boy, Starfire and Raven sat around each other talking while Cyborg and Robin set up a canopy like structure using what they had. Once they sat back down with the others, Robin sat up straight.

“So… we’re all in agreement that we’re going to stay together right?”

“Yeah! You guys rock! Plus, I don’t know about the rest of you, but I don’t exactly have anywhere else to go.” He sheepishly smiled and rubbed the back of his head.

The others lowered their heads without saying anything, thinking the same thing as the changeling.

“Okay, so if we all want to work together, that makes us a team.” Robin stated. “Uhhh… so, who wants to be the leader?”

Beast Boy leaned forward and pointed right at him. “You should be the leader, obviously!”

“Really? A-Are you sure?”

“Well, I think you should be anyways.” Beast Boy put his hands on his hips and smiled proudly.

“Yeah, you really know how to take control, man. I think you’d be perfect for the role! Plus, you did bring us all together in the first place.”

Starfire and Raven nodded in agreement.

Robin thought for a moment, then laughed a little and smiled. “Okay, well… I guess I’ll be the leader.”

“Sweet! Now we just need a team name.” Beast Boy started to think. “Hmmm…”

“Maybe we should wait until morning for that… the name is kind of important for the team.”

“You have a good point there, Mr. Leader.” The changeling winked at him.

“Welp,” Cyborg yawned. “Maybe we should go to sleep for now. In the morning maybe we can start coming up with ideas for a home.”

“Oh, how exciting!” Starfire said happily.

“What she said.” Raven agreed.

“Night, dudes.” Beast Boy said before he morphed into a dog and stretching out on his blanket to sleep.

Cyborg’s eyes widened. “Uh, do you always do that when you go to sleep?”

No response came from him as he was already fast asleep.

“Well okay then.” Cyborg shrugged before he got comfortable as well.

The others got comfortable and slept under the stars. Robin rest his head and closed his eyes, thinking about how unexpected today had become. He never would’ve thought he’d end up with four other heroes like himself sleeping on a tiny island over the water. Then again, life was full of surprises.

A few hours had passed, and Robin’s eyes had opened. It was still nighttime, and he had no idea what time it was. He just decided to lay there a little longer, staring up at the stars wondering where life could take him next.

A few moments later, he turned on his side to see his other teammates still sleeping peacefully. Everything seemed just as it was, except one person was missing.

Robin looked around for the alien girl. Did she just decide to leave them? His eyes frantically searched until they stopped on a figure standing right at the edge of the island. Relief flowed through him once he realized it was her. He silently made his way to her and approached her from behind.

“Hey… what are you doing out here?”

“Oh, Robin, it is only you.” She said before gently smiling at him. She turned her head back towards the sky. “I am merely looking out to see the stars. I never knew they were this beautiful to look at from Earth.”

“Yeah… it’s nice honestly.” He walked up beside her.

There was silence between the two as they both stared up at the stars. The only thing that could be heard was the water hitting the edge of the island.

“I wonder if I am able to see Tamaran from Earth.” Starfire broke the silence.

“Tamaran?” Robin looked at her.

“Oh! My apologies… it is my home planet.”

“Oh, gotcha.” Robin felt like an awkward loser for being so blunt with responding. “Do… do you miss it?” He asked her, curious to know more.

Starfire hummed. “I would be lying if I said I did not. Tamaran is a lovely place, at least I always thought so.” Starfire paused. “I know I have only just arrived, but I think I like it here on your Earth. It is different, yes, but intriguing, and you all have been very nice to me… even though I caused the wreakage of the city.”

“It’s no problem, really, I’m just glad you’re okay.” Robin put a hand on her shoulder.

Starfire smiled at the gesture. “I would also like to thank you, Robin.”

“Me? For what?”

“For bringing us together.” She looked over to Cyborg, Beast Boy and Raven still fast asleep. “When I left the Gordanian ship, I thought I would be all on my own, but ever since I left it has been quite the opposite, and I am still here with all of you, and now we are to be a team of heroes.” She turned back to face Robin. “That is all because of you, Robin, and for that, I am thankful.”

Robin gazed at her with fixation. She was insanely sweet and her way with words was adorable. But once he thought about what she said, he took her hands into his own, and her bright eyes stared into his mask.

“Actually, I think us coming together was because of you.”

“Me?”

“Yeah… I mean, if you hadn’t come to Earth, we’d all still be alone right now.” Robin began as he felt his face grow warmer. “I don’t know about the others, but I’m honestly glad this has happened. I’d probably still be on my own somewhere if you hadn’t showed up.” He chuckled a little. “So, I’m happy you helped bring us together. I wouldn’t have wanted it any other way.”

Starfire blushed and continued to stare into his masked eyes. The moonlight seemed to shine even brighter on them in that moment, and they both stared at each other, filled with hope and wondering what the future had in store for them.

[missamyrisa2]

can you pleeeease write up a tease for a chubby girl who loooves tummy, armpit, and clitty ticklws? and can gigglgasm just from having her chubby tummy tickled 🥺

Mmmhh myyyy lovelyyyyy fluffyyyy sweetieee you kknowww I'm going to just be covering you in purpleyyyy printssss~ after of course, I wear you down with my slinkyyyy sneakyyy ticklesss~ wiggling fingers in your underarmssss and up your ribsssss and down to that bellyyyy~ I can be sooo sneakyyy bullyying with my tickles and you're soooo cute that I can't not do itt~ I'm gonna keep tickling you here until you tumble for me my apple pie~ my sweeet cherrryy cupcake~ you need to tumble for meee or I'm gonna keep squeezing this side and grasping your bouncy bellyyyy and massaging this underarm~ coochie cooooo cutieee you can't not laugh ~ you can't not laugh!!

Ahh there we goooo thereee's a gooood cute girl~ taking her tickles from her ticklemama. Noppeee nope these arms go hereee ~ yes I just happen to have these silky scarves to keep you open for inspection. Yep, your body is open for businesss~! Howww about thatttt~ mmmh yesss you can pull on those bonds but ooh my long softttt curtain of hair is stilll gliding along that armpit yes it isssss~ oooh and look at how you giggle and struggle~! It's just tickles, angelpie~ little drops of rainnn come down little pokessss heree and thereee and hereee~ and oooh ~is it? Is it reallyyy? Yessss~! It's raining raspberriesss! Watch out for the fruit rainnnn~!!

Mmmhwwwahhh bzzzzppp~ oooh yessss quite a purple raspberry on that lovely pittttt~ oh nooo isolated stormsss localized entirelyyyy on your bellyyyy!! Muah muahhh muahhhh bzzzpp it's a storm of raspberriesss!! On your lower tummmm bzzzzzzpp and the siiiiideeee and this siiide and oooh gossshh piling riiight on your navel!! muuahh muahhh Awww don't worry, let me get those berries outttt. I bet my finger fits riiiight into that tummy button~ why yesss it does have to wiggle like that. Gotta get them all out nowwww~ pokey pokey pokeyyyy tickle tickleeee my fluffyyy fluffyyyy gigglebox~

How about those thighss hmmm? Those lovelyyy thighsss? I'm a thigh kisser, I'm sorry I really am. I see gorgeous thighs, I just have to kisss. So let's pin this one hereeee and oooh yesss we're gonna pit a lineee of purpley giggles up this beautiful thigh yessss~ muuuah muahhh ~ and ooh yes, be gigglemoany. Be gigglemoanyyy for meeee~ it's not stoooopping~ uh uhhh noooope not yettttt~

Ahhh such an eager volunteerr~ don't think I don't seeee that girlyyy pearlyyyy poking outttt~ does your pearly want a kiss toooo? Awww she doesss~ and don't worryyy I'll be gentle ~ I will be sooooo gentle you'll barely knowwww I'm brushing my lipssss riiiight on your clitttyyy and blowing a littttle puff of airrrr and kissing that pearl ~ kissyy tickle the girlyyy pearl mhmmm~ awww you're getting sooo ~sparkly~

Anddd now we featherrr~ yesss we feather that sweeeet wanttyyy neeeedy buttton with the slightest touch just the lightest touch so I can kissssy kissss that tummmmyyyy alll over while I rub this side and keep you wigglyyyy~ mmhmm such a perfect tickle triangle you have my gorgouessss gigglerrr and we're gonna kissss and tickle and featherrrr and oooh let's just see howww many royal sparkles we can get from youuu~<33

[gettin-bi-bi-bi]

I've been having a really hard time understanding my sexuality. I know I'm bi, I have known it for years. I'm a women and I am 100% sure I am attracted to other women, and I don't suffer any kind of internalised homophobia. When it comes to men tho, it confuses me. Because when I see a woman I can feel immediate attraction to her... With men is so much complicated. I need some kind of bond, if that makes sense. And it makes me wonder if my attraction to them is real or if I am faking it??? (1)

(2) like I know for sure I’m romantically attracted to them. I fantasize about being in romantic relationships with men etc. But idk. I have only kissed a girl and a guy and I didn’t feel anything when I kissed him (we had just met at a party, I just thought he was hot but kissing him turned out to be really boring) which made me question myself even more. The thought of never being with a man makes me sad and anxious, tho. Like I wanna be with men but I am afraid I won’t feel sexual (+)

(3) attraction once I do. And I know bisexuality means different attraction to different genders but I can’t quite understand it. Like, does this happen to other people??? Is this internalised biphobia or compulsive heterosexuality?? Idk what to do to stop feeling so confused. I met this guy the other day and I can’t stop thinking about him and I am worried it will be ruined (this and other relationships with men) by all this confussion

I just typed out basically an essay-length reply and then tumblr screwed me over and deleted everything (((((:

Sooooo here we go again.

I get the feeling you are waaaaay overthinking this. I understand that this confussion can be anxiety-inducing and it is probably nagging on some internalised biphobia because you seem to strive towards some ideal in which you think you have to have it ~all figured out~ and be hyperaware of every last fraction of how your sexuality works. This causes you to put every little bit of attraction under immense scrutiny and it makes you lose perspective.

So. Take a breath. Remind yourself that uncertainly and confussion aren’t the end of the world. You’re fine. You’re safe. It’s gonna be okay.

Some bi people have romantic and sexual orientations that don’t exactly allign in every aspect. For example there is bi people who prefer one gender over another; bisexual people who are aromantic; biromantic people who are asexual; and there’s also bi people who are sexually attracted to one gender and romantically to another; and bi people who are sexually AND romantically attracted to one gender but only romantic (or only sexually) to another.

I don’t know if any of those possibilities (or another one I didn’t mention above) is the answer for you. But you’re definitly not alone on having a “complicated” form of bisexuality in which you don’t feel exactly the same attractions for all genders. It’s actually pretty common. And I think you’re doing yourself a disservice if you try to compare your feelings for men to your feelings for women and hold them to the same expectations. If you can feel instantly attracted to women that’s cool. But just because you don’t get that instant “whoosh” with men doesn’t mean you’re not attracted to them at all. You even say you have romantic attraction to them. Maybe you’re demisexual towards men or you’re not sexually attracted to men at all. That doesn’t take away from your romantic feelings and desires and you can still have romantic relationships with men even without sexual attraction.

And that one guy you kissed at a party? I think you’re putting way too much value on that experience. Honestly, there’s so many reasons why ~kissing random hot guy at party~ wouldn’t turn out as that amazingly sexy experience you’d hope it would be. First of all he was basically a stranger. It was a party where I guess other people were around. It was your first kiss with a guy (or even your first kiss ever?). Hell, maybe that dude just was a really bad kisser. I’m not saying it will definitly feel different with another man. But just because that one guy you kissed (whom you just met randomly at a party) was boring doesn’t mean your entire potential to be attracted to men has vanished.

Try to not overthink things too much. Let past experiences be past. Focus on what you feel right now. You say you like this other guy you met. That’s all you need to know for now. Maybe sexual attraction will develop, maybe it won’t. And confussion and uncertainty in relationships is best dealt with by talking about it. So if things get serious with him (or another person) and you’re not sure about your feelings then talk about it. It might not be easy at first but it’s okay to say “I have romantic feelings for you but I don’t think I can feel sexual attraction for men or at least I’m not sure if that will develop or not.” Then the two of you can take it from there and decide whether a romantic relationship (with or without sex) is an option for you or not.

Maddie