#we all got played by dumb shit who resented their most passionate fan base

[thatsmistertoyou]

despite being on tumblr at the height of superwholock and watching the other 2 shows, I’ve never seen any Sherlock to this day

so I can confidently report the things I learned secondhand like 10 years ago:

Johnlock is definitely real despite John being married and Sherlock not being interested in anyone really. too concerned with being Smart and being mad at the hot priest guy from fleabag

those gifs of him swiping away manifestations of his thoughts are real somehow and not just that meme of a lady looking at equations

there’s a secret good episode that somehow explains everything. this episode doesn’t exist

corollary to this one: it’s bad on purpose. to. make you think? for no discernible purpose?

he fakes his own death and they never explain how he managed to survive a fall off a building???

Sherlock deduced that someone was an alcoholic bc they didn’t put their phone charger in on the first try every time???? that is genuinely the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. I didn’t see any jokes about it until relatively recently and that blew my fucking mind. that’s WRITING.

there were only like 10 fucking episodes of the whole thing and it took just as many years to make. how

do not correct me <3

also seriously, what was the deal with johnlock. not to be like ‘my queerbait was better’ but really, what was the hook with them? where is the spice? why did that ship have this website in a chokehold? I need to know