#wdym he takes a knife with him in the shower

[sairitaikutsu]

help yesterday when i was wondering what manly's daily life is like (i needed it to write journal entries for the weird manly au) he just fuckn posts a glimpse of it on his twt and i only saw it today. the rollercoaster of emotions i experienced--

[pinkrifle]

Shobai/Syobai (however people spell it-) with a younger sibling who always takes his stuff and hides it anywhere and I mean it. A N Y W H E R E.

Hello anon! Thank u for requesting this because we found it funny thinking of it— we usally spell it Syobai and pronounce it Shobai, but to each their own! once again thank you for the request ^^ i hope your satisfied with this! ^o^ (lol a req about me ! )

Syobai Hashimoto with a younger sibling who takes his stuff and hides it EVERYWHERE! (G/N + Platonic)

N/N = NickName

Bold = Syobai

Italics = you / L/S

When you first did it, he was pissed but he wasn’t surprised, you guys are siblings. What more did he expect from you? You guys always teased each other anyway.

But the second time where he couldn’t find it until next morning he was mad— but he didn’t really lash out on you, he wasn’t that mad to the point he could yell at you. Not now and not ever, what a caring older brother ^o^!

“Alright N/N, quit it i just found my wallet and it’s been a day..your off the hook for now.”

“wdym.. that wasn’t me .. ha..ha 👀”

After the third, fourth, fifth, seventh, a hundred tenth time.. jesus christ he was impressed you could fine so many hiding spots. From the kitchen sink too inside a battery container.

depending how small or big the item was, you’d be able to hide it from him for however long you wanted, he could bring a cow home and you would still manage to hide it!

it’s like hide and seek, but with his little sibling and his prized possession moving around 24/7 until he could grab them and snatch the item away.

Sometimes he’d bring home a cool object that he got from the black market for like a million yen, or more. And surprise surprise! you would steal and hide it, maybe even check it out and play with it! but whatever you know? it’s what little siblings do.

BUT NOT WHEN ITS A KNIFE?! (what a crazy turn haha..)

You had managed to steal a dangerous instrument from syobai, being oblivious to whatever the hell it was you knew it was important so you hid it and messed around with it. But he HAD to find that thing.

No matter how annoying you may be and how many times you hidden his stuff only for him to find it a week..month whatever later, he hated the thought of his own little sibling getting hurt.

You were the only person he actually called family and he needed to snatch that thing from you, he looked up and down, side to side, diagonal, vertically, horizontally… he couldn’t find it! he even showed a little worrisome in his expression when trying to pry where the hiding was from you.

“N/N! this is serious you [🍆]head. Your not supposed to have that, now just tell me where it is and we’ll both be fine !!—“

“i’m not falling for that man!! i know your tricks but i’m not impressed ! *que you sticking your tongue out at syobai*”

“!!— ?! Your an idiot.. “

Soon enough he did find it, INSIDE OF THE SHOWER HEAD OF COURSE?! — How did you fit that thing in there?… He could have sworn your shower head wasn’t that big, nor was the pocket knife that small. but he’d glad he found it and none of you got hurt.

Hello again! thank you so much for requesting this, we truly appreciate you! if this isn’t to your satisfaction and desire please let me know and i will remake it ! ^o^ your contribution to this blog makes us so happy! tysm again !

!— - Mikado ^o^!! (and syobai.)

[scary-lasagna]

hey there!! can i get a request for jeff/ben/ej/toby for an so that always plays pranks and tries to scare them? thanks!!

Jeff

He's fond of the casual pranking.

But once you start getting too cocky, Jeff is quick to retaliate so you tone it down.

He won't go easy on you.

You won't be able to trust him even to change clothes in the morning. Knowing jeff, he could be hiding in your closet waiting to jumpscare you.

And you have to check behind the shower curtain each morning before using your daily utilities.

You caught him before he could do much harm, with a fucking knife.

He takes no shit.

Because if this doesn't work, you're in for a Hellstorm.

We're talking the worst kind of pranks.

Death pranks, blood smeared on the walls, he even got Ben to break into the house at one point.

You've realized your demise at this point.

Ben

Ben?

The master at pranking and spooks.

It'll be an entire prank war between both of you.

And just when you think you have him cornered, he pulls out a nerf gun from the back on his pants.

You can't even sleep in peace.

You've awoken many a time to Ben drawing dicks and other similar body parts on your forehead.

But you sat back and snickered silently as he left to hunt with "supreme simp" plastered on his face.

He was a little embarrassed, but he knew he had it coming to him.

Being a prankster, he knows his limits.

He'll never do anything to traumatize you or hurt you.

Morbid embarrassment when you walk outside with the buttcheeks cut out of your pajamas?

Yeah, maybe.

But nothing that'll last a lifetime.

Eyeless Jack

Good luck, because Jack is the hardest person to scare.

He doesn't normally jump at spooks, and always tends to avoid your traps for pranks.

Jack's heightened demonic senses are to blame for your ruined jokes.

Even if Jack happens to be in a few rooms over, or even downstairs for that matter, he can always hear you shuffling around in your room to set up you're next genius idea.

He admires your intellect, but when you manage a wire trap that activates a domino effect of pure Hell in an attempt to scare him, he debates his choice.

The only time you managed to scare him was when you screamed from the kitchen.

Jack sprinted across the house to meet your desperate hour, only to find you waiting in boredom in front of the microwave.

"What happened?"

"wdym."

"You screamed. In terror."

"Idk what you're talking about, you're probably just hallucinating or smth."

Jack lets his gaze linger suspiciously on you until he quietly turns to leave, his heart was still racing from the fear of you getting hurt.

It wasn't until he picked up on a suppressed giggle from behind him that he realized you will not be consuming those pizza rolls.

The power goes out, and Jack amusingly watches you fumble around in the dark in a twisted Marco-Polo game.

Toby

Toby is fond of pranks, cute little ones that make you both giggle.

Dad jokes, mostly.

"bAbE! There's a fROG in the TOILET!!"

"Toby I told you not to bring any more frogs ho-"

Ah yes, the toilet paper between the toilet lids does look similar to a frog.

It's impossible to be mad at him for stealing you away from the couch when he's wearing the cutest, cheekiest smile on his freckled face.

The most you two like to do is jumpscare each other.

But even the simplest pranks can get out of hand.

You scared Toby so hard that the cabinet caught on fire from the onion rings the was making over the stove.

Toby came home from work one day with a 'No Pranking' sign that he hung on the burnt cabinet.

[wannawrite]

Let’s Just Laze [ night ver ]

Wanna One’s Bae Jinyoung X Reader [ fem ver ] Fluff bullet-point ver. wanna one masterlist produce 101 masterlist day ver [ coming soon ] • lazy nights with your boyfriend, Bae Jinyoung • just fluffy and pure hello!! finals are taking a toll on me. I’m literally only able to write late at night or on the way to school in the mornings rip lol but I have to do something more productive than sleeping all the time not prepared for finals at all I can just throw myself off a bridge but I hope you like your Baejin fluff sis, @lai-gvanlin !! even if it is in bullet-point - Admin L

🌗 nights with Bae Jinyoung 

• honestly • you don’t know anymore, all you know is that you fell asleep in a really comfortable place • your finals just ended and after days of cramming and endless studying, you’re drained of all energy yet you still agree to go hang out with your boyfriend • luckily, you guys just crash at his place • it’s like 3.30pm? you guys should be going to celebrate by getting milk tea • but it is your Senior year finals and it is just too tiring and it wore you out completely • his parents are overseas for work so the house just holds the two of you • you have no shame • you throw yourself onto Jinyoung’s bed and before you know it, your head droops and your eyes flutter shut • zzzzzzzz • Jinyoung comes back with a glass of water for you only you fast asleep on his bed • the smile on his face • o m g • he’s just super amused and happy you’re finally resting • you deserve to sleep as much as you like without being disturbed so he takes the couch • idk another way to spell cuddles is J i n y o u n g • but at the same time he doesn’t want to disrupt your sleep • he catches zzzzz on the couch • when you open your eyes, it’s pitch dark other than the moonlight shining in from his open window • it takes you a few minutes to recount what happened • you know like that weird feeling when you’re awake but not really • yes, that • you find Jinyoung asleep outside in his living room and lets out a series of ‘aww’s bc why not he’s adorable • you realise neither of you have eaten dinner so dig around in his kitchen, making a mental note to reimburse his parents • but they love you so much they won’t have it. in fact, they’ll probably buy groceries for you • you find a ton of stuff • at first, you aren’t quite sure what to cook and you want to just run to the nearby convenience store to buy instant noodles • but you’re also like ‘f*ck that Jinyoung deserves healthy food’ • ‘I am talent.’ • ‘I scored an A* for home economics Gordon Ramsay is shaking’ • also bc you two are a domestic couple • so wholesome :“) • Jinyoung wakes up to the smell of food cooking in the kitchen and the thinks someone broke into the house • he doesn’t go to investigate because he’s tired • 'Did they break in because they wanted to use my kitchen? They can’t be dangerous.’ • 'They could be boiling a huge pot of water to dunk you in.’ • yup, he’s up and at you • but his anxieties fade when he sees you just out here cooking • lmao I actually can’t cook rip future husband idk how I got that A in home economics • you’re just casually boiling soup and adding carrots in when Jinyoung hops onto the counter • 'Babe, what are you doing?’ • 'Cooking dinner? We both didn’t eat.’ • he laughs and ruffles your hair, 'You know we could have gone out somewhere nice right?’ • you raise your eyebrows and holds up a knife like bOI • 'Are you saying my cooking isn’t good?’ • wh00ps Jinyoung • 'no! No! You don’t have to slave over it. You should have woken me up!’ • lol Jinyoung you sleep too deeply • you shake your head and continue focusing on the food • ’….so what are you making?’ • ’……um you’ll see.’ • Jinyoung offers to help and he does even after your endless protests • guys i had to google what to cook, easy dishes etc can you believe this what a great wife i’ll be • just gonna assume Jinyoung likes traditional Korean food so you’re like bitch let me impress you with my skills I will surprise you we didn’t even learn this in home economics watch me • ’…….is that….sujebi?’ • ’….yes.’ • bc you are a domestic goddess you also made a ton more food • with Jinyoung’s help • tbh he isn’t a terrible cook • very diligent and precise • measures each cube of onion to perfection • this turned into cooking with Jinyoung • Gordon Ramsay who? I only know a Bae Jinyoung • he did like two steps before giving up and considered calling his mother to thank her • love and respect your parents :”) • 'you know Y/N you’ll make a great mother one day’ he says without thinking and then proceeds to melt into the floor • his knife nearly clatters to the floor • you pretend you didn’t hear that but your red face exposes you • 'I’M SORRY!’ • ’…it’s fine.’ • …..Jinyoung leaves the kitchen out of embarrassment • but not before completing his tasks and asking if you need anymore help • you’re good and honestly, you’d probably combust at the sight of Jinyoung being more domestic • like some newlyweds or something • anyway • he proceeds to raid his hidden snack pile in his room and cries into his pillow • poor baby • only shows his face again when he hears the telltale sign of silverware • helps to set the table • still can’t look you in the eye but you’re pretty used to it by now • he’s!! still!! shy!! around!! you!! let!! him!! live!! • you literally pull a Masterchef move and dramatically lift off the cover of the pot • 'voilà’ • me as a chef • he starts taking a lot of pictures and won’t stop thanking you • you?? are?? literally?? perfect?? • wifey material • he’s going to put a ring on you • when he brings out his polaroid camera you’re like 'nO JINYOung STOP THIS’ • takes polaroids anyways • you two talk over dinner • about your day, exams, school, life, weird things like why pizzas are circular but you cut them into triangles, why chairs has the word 'hairs’ in it • then you lounge on the couch while Jinyoung does the dishes • you’re smiling bc it feels like you guys are a real couple now • uGh iDK WHY I’M GETTING EMO • the night is still young • boi wdym it’s like 9pm ?? let me sleep • but you two decide to watch a movie • Ironman becomes Toy Story and then Finding Dory then Me Before You • laughter becomes cries • your head rests on his shoulder and he’s holding you close • lol when will I ever • the movie ends and you two decide to call it a night • after that, you try to untangle yourself from Jinyoung • the time is like wh00ps it’s 2am • Jinyoung goes to get ready for bed and you wait for him in the living room • you send him memes while waiting • he comes back and pretty much insists on you showering and staying over since it’s so late • you don’t really have a say in the matter but it isn’t bad, he uses strawberry scented shampoo • you come out of the shower smelling like fresh strawberries and wrapped up in one of his shirts and spare running shorts • bc you’re always prepared • Jinyoung is prone to melting into the floor pls watch him • he watches you struggle to dry your hair • 'sorry babe but…would you let me help you?’ • you happily agree and surprisingly, he’s really good with hair and styling • considering the fact that he always goes to the salon and never actually does anything by himself • you are pretty impressed by how good he is with the hair brush and hairdryer • towel dries after your hair is only partially damp because he’s scared of drying out your luscious hair completely • also because he has burnt out a hairdryer before and doesn’t want to risk his expensive one • you two lay on his bed, side by side just breathing your own air • for a good hour, he’s tucked into a novel Guanlin recommended while your watching a drama Jisung suggested • the clock strikes 4am and you get a tap on the shoulder • Jinyoung smiles playfully at you, 'babe, let’s do something fun.’ • your suspicion arises but you agree and follows him into the bathroom • he plucks out a whole set of face masks • stick on masks, gel masks, clay masks, wash-off masks, scented masks, coloured masks, stay-on masks • you name it, it’s in that box • 'woah’ • 'wait how did you afford this?’ • Jinyoung blushes, 'it was a sponsor’ • god bless i n n i s f r e e • you two go about selecting whichever masks you want • 'wait babe is your face even big enough for this?’ • 'Y/N STOP THIS’ • there’s even a 'lollipop’ flavoured one how fitting • he helps you apply it prettily and in a n aesthetically pleasing manner • doesn’t do you dirty unlike how Sungwoon was done • sexy bandit lin lin • it actually comes out pretty cute ?? just like in the advertisement • the flash goes off a dozen of times because he takes pictures 'for the memories’ • but really, he’s showing off to the world how he’s pampering his baby through his IG boomerangs • yeah his like 78k followers really needed to see how well you guys are off and keep their thirsty asses in their own lane • since your masks needs 15 minutes to set, you two lay on his bed • a nice peaceful silence settles over the two of you • one of your hands laces with his while the other traces the curves of his face • Jinyoung is g o r g e o u s have fun with that ;) • he just chuckles and admires your beauty from time to time • it’s ethereal • his eyes just stare lovingly into your own and that’s the best part • not to mention his eyes are a little droopy and dreamy • steals a couple of kisses • you love how soft his lips are • thank you innisfree for the A+ lip balm • there isn’t much to do except talk and since it’s past 12am it’s a deep conversation • like really deep • won’t dive into details but it’s about your past, future, aspirations • just supporting and encouraging each other • you’re nearly in tears by the time he ends • you nearly fall asleep again with your mask on when Baejin goes to wash his off • he crosses his arms over his chest and chuckles when he comes back to your sleeping form • Jinyoung knows enough and he knows that not washing your mask off could be a terrible thing • maybe he just wants an excuse to be all tender and loving towards you just let me cry in peace • he attempts to clean off majority of the mask with a wet face towel but has no choice but to wake you up • he clutches you tightly so you don’t fall asleep while cleaning off your mask • 'i’m sorry sweetheart….i’ll cuddle with you later.’ • you pout and sigh, offering out your pinky for him to clasp • Baejin ain’t having it, he just envelopes you in a tight, warm embrace • he loves skinship so much doahdosjaidh • cuddling is a must • legs crossing over • your head rests on his chest while one of his arms wraps around your shoulder • he ends up being the one turning the lights off • it’s reassuring to have him cuddle you, just radiating off love and warmth • he pecks you one last time on the cheek for that day • 'goodnight, my love.’