#wdym I have to. vacuum.

[koolaidashley]

I’ve got so many pre vacay errands to run tomorrow someone put a hit out on me please

[pears-trinkets]

I tried a cordless vacuum today for the first time and.... wdym i can vacuum without almost having a meltdown and wanting to throw the whole thing out the window out of frustration, anger and overwhelm..........

[xclowniex]

people who claim that the idf's actions are proof that israel wants to establish a "greater israel" and "colonize the entire middle east" make me laugh and then cry because of their idiocy. can anyone think of one reason why israel MIGHT not want rebels in a neighboring countries with ties to al-quaeda in control of syria's weapons during a power vacuum?

wdym? Israel is this inherently evil colonizing power, ofc its because they want to colonize the whole middle east. And I am specifically talking about Israel, not jews in general let me make that clear. And once Israel has colonised the middle east, they will get thier tenticacles around the whole world and colonize everyone! (srcasm and joke)

In all seriousness though, like you said, there is a glaringly obvious other reason. Like this article here talks about the links. And whilst it seems like the links are unlikely to do anything, Israel could not have another war happen with another country. Israel is literally doing what it can to prevent an attack.

[radiant-reid]

i REFUSE to move on from spencer x famous!reader

have you seen that video of joe alwyn blushing and smiling and getting shy while taylor was singing gorgeous? that’s spencercore 100%

also! imagine nobody telling penny ab spencer’s gf being a famous pop star and penelope’s like a fan of y/n and she overhears him talking ab him going to a concert of hers and she’s all “wow i didn’t know you liked y/n!!” and derek teasingly says “oh yeah he’s her #1 fan” and spencer’s giggling like a schoolgirl and garcia realizes she’s not in on the joke and is all “wdym???” and derek’s like “you don’t know?” and garcias like “know WHAT???” and derek’s like “…that spencer’s dating y/n?” and garcia just FREAKS OUT and spencer’s standing there red faced with that white boy smile (🙂) and she wont stop asking questions LMAO

i’m imagining a little “wait so…*song name* was written about doctor reid here??” and spencer’s just like “y r u so surprised? 😕” or a bit of “YOURE THE SECRET BOYFRIEND???”

ok ok one last thought that’s very chaotic and not well structured but

actor!reader is amazing bc imagining y/n having a small get together w just her friends (which just means the team bc i said so) and they watch her movie like as soon as it comes out or wtvr and they’re all just sitting around the tv w popcorn and candy and y/n’s cuddling with spencer and penelope’s trying not to giggle or squeak !;!,?;?),);)

spencer would be so so so proud of his super cool gf and so insanely grateful that somebody that cool would choose to be with him :,)

also they would put her awards in weird places just around the house

part two:

i meant to add more thoughts (bc i’m a liar and i NEVER mean it when i say “ok ok last one”) ab spencer moving in with reader and penelope asking him how he feels and he goes on a RANT about how grateful he is that y/n would “let” him live with her like he’s such a simp he would be talking ab himself like a rescue dog 😭

i have so many more famous!reader thoughts but i think i’ve blown up your inbox enough for the day LMFAO

you're literally a genius bestie, send me as many asks as you like

how have i not seen that video until now ?? but it's so him. when she plays songs that are related to him, he's so proud and adoring because she's so amazing and she's his girlfriend and he feels like the luckiest person in the world

Penelope would be so thrilled and she'd have a million questions about how they even became a couple, why she's just finding out, is she amazing in person as she seems on screen, and when can she meet her, 50/50 because she's a massive fan and because she's Spencer's girlfriend. Spencer, of course, is always ready to brag about his girlfriend but he's confused about how Penelope never noticed that it's him in all the soft-launching boyfriend pictures. although to be fair to her, his face is obscured

(i like actor!reader more because i cannot sing lmao, selfish reasons) i feel like it's spencer that makes them watch it, just to showcase her because he's so proud and he can't stop kissing her, touching her, and complimenting her all night and no one minds because he's really happy for once but they definitely take some pictures

i just love him being a major simp, but he would be nervous about living with her because he's never lived in a house so gorgeous, big, and expensive so she has to tell him that it's his house too and he can put his stuff on the kitchen table, hang up photo frames, and not vacuum the living room every time he walks through it

[the-kr8tor]

Today was a rollercoaster of emotions but I GOT MY SECONDS DONE.... Daily Hobie HC! Week four, day five! Hobie tapped his fingers gently against your shoulder, resting his chin close to the nape of your neck, wondering whether he should ask or not. Finally, Hobie caved and decided to ask if he could have a drink, feeling somewhat exhausted. Once you gave him the greenlight, pulling away the fabric of your shirt from his neck, Hobie took his time to gently prep the area, not failing to tease you a little. He spared a few licks to your neck on where he planned to sink his fangs into. After a few moments, Hobie gently unfurled his fangs into your skin. The sting only lasted for a few seconds before your blood began to flow into his mouth. It felt odd, having your blood taken by a vampire. It was like having a blood test, but instead of a simple butterfly needle or syringe, it's like a vacuum taking out blood. In between his feed, Hobie stopped to run his tongue over the puncture wounds, kissing your cheek and murmuring words of encouragement. You were still a bit new to the whole thing, so Hobie was being slow and careful. Your hands held onto his, which were wrapped around your waist. All of a sudden, you began to feel a little lighthearted, even tired yourself. Without thinking, you close your eyes and let yourself be taken away to sleep. Meanwhile, Hobie immediately pulled away in panic. His fingers went to your pulse, his shoulders dropping slightly at the realization that you were alive, and that he didn't completely suck you dry. Hobie licked the puncture wounds a few times for a final coat, so it healed more quicker and didn't hurt too much when healing. Hobie gently picked you up in a bridal carry, leaning your head against his chest as he walked towards the bed. He placed a bottle of juice on the bedside before properly tucking you in, worried about what happened. He sat at the edge of the bed for a while, before giving in and joining you under the covers as well. Hobie hugged your tired body close, rubbing soft circles on your back. So far, he wasn't able to sense anything wrong apart from the fact that you might've already been sleepy. Either way, he felt incredibly guilty. Once you started to regain conscious, Hobie peppered your face with pecks, apologizing for if he was feeding too heavily or if something was wrong. In the midst of your sleep-muddled state, you chuckled and reassured him that nothing happened. You didn't even properly remember it, stating that you just felt pretty tired and that he was providing a space of comfort and security. Hobie's heart melted upon hearing that from your mouth, pulling you a little closer with a warm squeeze. He allowed you to continue to rest within his arms, internally deciding to just stick to the bags for a few days before trying to feed upon you again. As your eyelids slowly fluttered shut, Hobie pressed a gentle kiss to the ground of your head, his fingers slowly carding through your hair, being sure not to tug or anything. While you slept, he began to braid small strands for fun, his cheeky mind encouraging him to braid your hair and act clueless for when you woke up, wanting to see how long he got away with it...which he knew wouldn't be for long, but worth a shot. -🐦‍⬛

I don't know what that is but good job!

Daily Hobie HC ‼️‼️‼️

Lol I imagined him going "babe, I'm hungry 😔"

Prep the area 😳 what 👁️👄👁️ hobie babes you just need to bite down wdym u need to give R's neck a lil lick huh? 😳

W-wait h-hold on

Hobie pausing a bit to give r a lil kiss in the middle of feeding hnnnngggg 🥰

Lmaoo imagine that r suddenly fell limp in his arms and hobie was immediately panicking and trying to feel your pulse but he's panicking too much and couldn't find it and goes "they're dead! I killed them---" *finds it* "oh nvm just sleepy"

Aww he joined in with the cuddles

Hobie better get r some of their favourite juice and cookies bc that was definitely draining!

Lol r waking up to numerous braids 🤣

[funishment-time]

wdym when you say you're "shocked v3 has its own self-contained fandom"? to me that comes off like you're surprised that there's like, dedicated fic and fandom discussion surrounding v3's characters and plot or whatever that don't also bring up thh, but that to be transparent, that just. doesn't make a lot of sense to me? not only because v3 is - at the end of the day - a different continuity to thh's reality, so it makes sense that there'd be a lot of v3 enjoyers exclusively dedicated to talking about the v3 cast and the way that the story affects them...but like, you're an irumatsu girlie. I'm sure you're happy that there's fics out there that solely focus on that relationship/the relationship in the eyes of the v3 cast specifically, without taking time to discuss the way it parallels thh or whatever. so I feel like I'm probably misunderstanding what you meant..?

no, i think you have it (unless i'm misunderstanding you, ha). to me, just personally, it's Strange to only be engaged in v3 ever and never play the other games. it's different if you played the other games and didn't like them, of course, but to just stick with v3 without even being interested in the rest of the franchise...the last 20 hours of the game wouldn't make much sense nor would you have a reason to care. it'd feel like a weird story that hints at other stories that never got written. a too-microscopic microcosm.

i think it comes down to personal opinion and history: first, to me, v3 doesn't have the same weight as the Hope's Peak Arc has. like, remotely. i love v3's characters so so much, don't get me wrong, but...second, my first exposure to the v3 characters was in Summer Camp, so in their own game they're in a weird vacuum that falls flat for me. nothing feels Connected like in the HP arc. i'd be bored doing anything with that by itself, and it's why i prefer throwing v3's kids in with everyone else as class 79.

ah, i don't know, it's hard to explain without coming off as really Negative about v3, which is not my intention. i love v3's cast, less so its plot, which damages a lot for me. uh, i'm not very good at explaining these things/not super eloquent, ha.

again, however, this is completely non-judgemental - i apologize if i came off like "ew, get a REAL fandom." ha! everyone can Engage in Fandom as they please. life's too short to do otherwise. it's more just utter confusion on my part.

btw: i am an irumatsu girlie, true true! but i imagine them at HPA with everyone else in the Franchise - i almost never imagine them in their own game by themselves.

[kuroosdarling]

wdym you hate vacuuming 🤥 vacuums are one of my fave house appliances ‼️ catch me fighting the fitted sheet tho (as if my own isn’t halfway on the bed rn)

cries pls !! i hate them sm ! they’re so loud and annoying … you’d be surprised by how many household appliances i have beef with. i need one of those lil robo vacuums or something ..

[divinesymmetry]

im moving out of my second year house on Sunday and I'm absolutely pissing shitting myself. I canny do this rn. wdym I have to fit my entire life in a few boxes? wdym I can't pack my best friends along with me? wdym IM NEVER LIVING WITH THEM AGAIN?

plan for today:

pack pack pack!! make sure my room is basically done. mebby watch a movie when it gets cooler to reminisce

make pasta for dinner and empty out most of my food

do one last load of laundry

finish packing!!!

make a bye bye Instagram post and potentially edit some videos together??? still deciding on that one :P

tomorrow:

deep clean the bathroom before my parents get here

go to Tesco and buy some cards for my housemates

go out for lunch with my parents!!

come home and pack up my kitchenware

have a wine break with one of my friends when he comes back

clean kitchen

deep clean room

dinner and drinks with the parents!!

maybe watch a movie and cry

Sunday:

last vacuum of room and kitchen

leave!!!

[lilac-5ky]

I was tagged by @sebfreak to do this. I DIS-THANK YOU FOR THE TAG, COMING UP WITH JUST 9 WAS TORTURE ;-; tho uhm my non tsundere self thanks you i suppose

and i went with anime characters, didn't want to include games, kdramas, tv-shows whatever :p it would take me ages :p

Put your 9 fave characters in no particular order!

1. Takasugi Shinsuke

no surprises here, none at all :p i've liked anime characters before, but shinsuke smh vacuumed my soul and hasn't returned it since. not only do i love him beyond what words can describe, but he's also one of the four characters i relate the most. (my four devas arc lmao)

he can keep it.

2. Senjougahara Hitagi

i just love her so much, she might as well be my number 1 female character. for the longest time i considered her my anime alter ego, so aye second member of my devas

3. Sakata Gintoki

gintoki might as well be the best anime protagonist ever created. he is not only extremely relatable, but his story gets rooted in you. when gin-chan cries, we cry. when gin-chan laughs, we laugh. he is our gin--chan.

third member of my devas

4. Shinomiya Kaguya

how cute? yes she is extremely cute and i adore her! i'd probably die for her or defend her to the death. yes, i have a huge thing for tsundere, sue me.

fourth member of my devas.

5. Zura janai Katsura da

wdym that's not his name?!?!?! all jokes aside, katsura is my reason for starting gintama. i love everything about him and just like kaguya, i'm ready to defend him to the death! innocent cinnamon roll worthy of protection!

6. Makima

makima is easily one of the most well written characters i've seen. i love to hate her, i hate to love her, it's a weird relationship but she definitely deserves a spot in my top 10.

7. Lelouch vi Britannia

it's been 7 years and i still can't forget the second season's finale. lelouch was simply brilliant and perhaps was one of the very first anime characters i truly enjoyed!

8. Kocho Shinobu

honestly i was torn between shinobu and misato from nge for this spot. i love them both but i have a soft spot for girls who seek revenge and have butterflies in their designs, so shinobu got it! i love her personality so much, i wish the manga expanded even more on her

9. Hikigaya Hachiman

this boy is beyond a mood. just look at his face, so devoid of life. the reason why i love hachiman as a character is bcs he isn't shallow and he really seeks something profound that's hard to find. even if he knows it's hard to find, he keeps searching for meaning and in the end, his character development and change of views pays off so much! i was between him and gaara for this position, but i let him have it.

FINAL WORDS

my top 9 is sort of in order though i wasn't asked to do that. shinsuke is definitely my number 1 and then my number 2 realistically is a tie between hitagi and gintoki. there are sooo many characters i wanted to include, such as lucy (elfen lied), gaara (naruto), misato and shinji (nge), koro-sensei (assassination classroom) and like at least a few more gintama character, but i tried to keep it diverse. yes, i tend to like characters with whom i can relate, and that's why this list is plagued by tsundere lmao

I tag @unstable-viper @faidrafuchsia and @toi-yama to do this if they want to, and whoever else wants to participate is welcome!