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Friday, December 29

Everyone's opinion is valid unless your opinion is that seltzer water is bad.

IT's sPiCy. iT tAkEs lIKe sTaTiC. IT's lIkE bEeZlEbUb hImSeLf bUrPeD iNtO mY wAtEr.

Grow up. Enjoy the effervescent appeal of bubbly water. Feel the love of a thousand tiny friends caressing your esophagus as you sip on a Topo Chico.

Your ancestors' ancestors could never dream of quenching their thirst with something as magnificent as water with bubbles in it. You're spitting in the face of the Universe by not taking advantage of the privilege you have to live on this Earth at the same time as seltzer water.

[400facts]

Parappa The Sriracha

[intotheelliwoods]

Drink water <3 because the bobble leos cannot

[sonoyin]

Drink water lovelies! <3

[mychemicalromancerarepics]

[thepictorialist]

Agua—Seattle, WA 2024

[julialametta]

one a day 366/103

„upside down“ / Vienna / Austria / Julia Lametta

[brightstrangeworld]

gotta settle something here

edit: this is NOT about the practices of the coca cola company, this is solely about the taste.

[lipstickandfrenchfries]

✨not even half as fun of a day at work and i’m not even half as cute as yesterday - i miss halloween already✨

*i also had to wear a winter jacket and put air in my tires this morning so I’m also feeling bratty about that but at least i have my ESWB (emotional support water bottle) and i’m getting my nails done today*

[number1120]

Call me cringe. Call me what ever you want. But, @staff , this is fucking fire! I do not regret a single thing! I thought it was a joke but-

I love it! Cured my depression. 10/10 would recommend, baby!

[xxc0kequ33nxx]

tips on how 2 get c0ke sk1nny ^^

1. Adjust Your Diet

• Focus on nutrient-dense foods: Eat more fruits, vegetables, lean proteins, whole grains, and healthy fats.

• Control portion sizes: Avoid overeating by serving appropriate portions and eating slowly to recognize fullness.

• Limit processed foods and sugar: Minimize intake of junk food, sugary drinks, and high-calorie snacks.

• Stay hydrated: drinking water can help you feel full and improve metabolism.

• also! take lots of laxatives and do c0ke :3

2. Incorporate Regular Exercise

• Cardio: Activities like walking, running, cycling, or swimming help burn calories.

• Strength training: Building muscle increases your metabolism, even at rest.

• Consistency: Aim for at least 150 minutes of moderate exercise per week.

3. Adopt Healthy Habits

• Get enough sleep: Poor sleep disrupts hormones that control hunger and metabolism.

• Manage stress: High stress can lead to overeating or unhealthy food choices.

• Avoid crash diets: Rapid weight loss is often unsustainable and can harm your health.

4. Set Goals

• Focus on progress rather than perfection.

• Measure success in terms of overall health, not just appearance or a number on the scale.

or just go to a psych ward n dont eat! ^^

[eroticlamb]

ARZ fine foods rose water ୨ৎ

[corpsentry]

at the asian american studies sponsored movie screening i run out of my seat to press a button for the presenter and you look away, not in shame, but in anger

go make your own movie.

One where you’re the star

and everything’s my fault

the way you want it to be. I know, it’s easy

to let someone else hold this grief

and sit in the bathtub,

all dressed up to go to the party.

Maybe in this movie it’s your party

and I the party crasher,

holding cymbals and a baseball bat, et cetera.

But we don’t stop getting older when we’re angry

and you’re only twenty,

can’t listen to lullabies at night,

can’t sleep without a blanket

over your head like you’re scared

of your own shadow. God, go

write your own movie.

You could do it,

you’re still

pretty. Angry? Me too.

The bathtub’s overflowing,

the bathroom’s flooding

with whatever you couldn’t say

to the poet with their palms glued shut

in a cheap simulacrum of prayer.

Didn’t you say you were tired? Angry? Me too.

Upset? Unhappy? Me too. Hungry? Lonely? Me too. Me too.

Standing barefoot in the grass

I remembered the month of bad weather.

How I parted the fog with broken hands each night,

looking for your voice.

Oh, I will not forgive you.

Not like this.

With your fingers splayed

against the brute February sky,

lips cracked open like windows,

waiting, like you always are, for me to say the first word.

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