#watchy's critters

[dontvap0rdawave]

Scrimplo, or whatever the heck its called ❤️ (I am weak and have fallen victim to another brainrot thanks to my bestie/j, so don't @ me)

Extra sketches of the silly under the cut

[lemmyface0w0]

critter-fied my OCz

specifically my OCz from a certain RP, which iz why some of them look different

OCz in order: Marshmellow, Kernel, Watchy, Rainbow Cake, Skull Pot, Hearty, Bijou, Weremellow, Pupi, Pupi Jr, Sher. H, Kernel Jr, Oshii, Professor Holo Gram, Cotton Candy

i plan on doing thiz with other people'z OCz too eventually >:](sidez probably not coloured since idk a lot of the characterz colorz)

[pastelpunkpizzapower]

The Bride of the Red Leader Finale (I mean it) TW: Realistic Violence/Grimdark, Head Trauma and Possible Animal Cruelty are involved.

Well... this is the end, beautiful friends; after less than a year, this is my fanfic’s final chapter.

It’s been a lot of fun~ I’d like to thank each and every one of you who made this journey with me....this fanfic wouldn’t have been anything with out you.

Hopefully, it left you with some good memories so until we meet again (as in, when I make another EW fanfic), stay gold.

Bang.

(Raise your hand if you know what I was referencing there, now let’s get this Birthday party started because April 15th is the day I officially turn 18 and it’s also @dorksandoodles‘ birthday as well so wish 'em a happy birthday 2!)

Fanfiction.net Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11976509/13/The-Bride-of-the-Red-Leader

“Help me.”

Edd’s POV

I awakened by a scent that perked my nose.....a scent that faintly reminded me of a campfire but with a sour, toxic hint....I open my eyes to find myself in a little house, lying on a bed in a hospital gown with a somewhat familiar face cradling me; even though I don’t remember or even know his name, I couldn’t help but try to wake them up but all I was treated to was discovering the bullet holes that where stuck in his head.

“Ready for the honeymoon, soul mate?”

I gasp at the sight of a menacing-looking man with a psychotic look on his face, carrying a gun on one hand and clutching an unknown object in the other; since I presume he was the one who shot the other man who may have been trying to protect me, I decided to run as fast as I can from him but then he starts running after me, looking even less like a human and more like a beast who was ready to snatch me away from safety and gobble me up whole~ I keep running through the labyrinth of the house until I finally begin to notice a broken window; it looks pretty dangerous and I might get hurt, considering how jagged it looked, then again would I really choose the risk of getting shot (or worse) by the crazed lunatic over just a few little scrapes? the answer is obviously no so I decide cowboy up, jump out of the house and into the brutal cold outside where I start looking for a safe, warm place for me to hide away through the blinding blizzard I was stuck in.

As the blizzard begins winding down, I finally see something in the distance that resembles a sweater; not really the exact "safe" thing I was looking for but it did look "warm" but my relief turned into heartbreak when I found out what it really was; It's really a little critter that was caught in a bear trap, the poor little soul....I feel so bad for it that......I begin crying......and I decided to hold the remains of the little angel and pet it as if it where alive, after all, it was probably looking for something too...perhaps someone to give it some love and attention.....I'm such a sap.....

Todd's POV

I've been waiting and waiting and waaaaiting for a single response from none other than my insane boss, the Red Leader or as some know as “Tord”, I wonder if he caught those three yet? I knew it was a terrible idea to split up....boy, I'm hungry, maybe I'll call up and order a pizza...wait, darn it all, then out cover will be blown! man, this rots...suddenly the phone rings, it's finally a response from Tord.

"Hey there, R.L. Stine, did you catch Edd?" I asked.

"Close but no cigar, although I did manage to kill Tom and Matt so they won't go rescuing my guinea pig again~ do you see Edd anywhere?"

"No sign of him yet, boss."

"I'm counting on you, man, you better find that little munchkin alive."

"Yes, sir."

After he hung up, I was searching through the vast winter forest; nothing so far....oh hello, what's this? a figure from not-so-afar hunched over, holding something? Time to take him in and get my promotion! I quickly get up from my seat, jump out of the tank and sneak up against the figure...although it's a little hard to tell because of the storm going on, I can safely say that-hey what the?

"We caught him, m'am! we caught the red leader! over." The figure shouts into a walkie-talkie/phone of her right after she handcuffs me.

"Good work kid, we'll be right over in a bit! over, out."

They must have mistaken me for Tord, which kinda makes sense really, but I didn't wanna get blamed for all his dirty work so I had to do what I had to do once the helicopter dropped in a dozen soldiers with guns aiming at me.

“You’re under arrest, any last words?”

“I’m not the Red Leader!”

“Ha! and I’m the Queen of Atlantis~ take him in before he does anything risky.”

“I’m serious, you got the wrong guy!”

“Prove it.”

“See that wallet in my pocket? fish it out.”

“Alright, you better not be joking.”

She fishes the wallet out of my pocket, finding some photos of me and my dearest brother, Tord that points out the differences between us and thank God she believes me....or does she? judging by the look on her face, she’s probably gonna ask me some more info and with a suspicious glare, she does so.

“Spill us some more home truths and then we’ll un-cuff you.”

“Okay, okay...I know his whereabouts, see that little house east of here? he’s inside there with the bodies of two men he killed and he’s been wanting me to find this person he kidnapped to take over the world by making him a giant robot.”

“And how do you know all this stuff, are you psychic or something?”

“....I work for him.”

“Hmmm makes sense, all we needed to know; free him, ladies.”

They finally get the handcuffs off of me, but as I walk home I hear a loud blast and something small yet very painful hit the back of my head three times; all I can do is fall on the ground, covering my wound and curse out my killers as my last visions on this very earth are apparently snow, blood and my very last breath.

“Hey, we didn’t say we weren’t gonna shoot a commie like you~ now my soldiers, let’s go because we have bigger fish to fry.”

“Yes, m’am!”

.....

Tord’s POV

I looked everywhere for Edd, he must have escaped from under my nose yet again, it’s as if the odds are against me winning; on second thought, he probably took the same route I did: sneaking through that broken window~ that must have been classic stupid Tom’s doing, oh well! I might as well search for the chubby little chipmunk yet again and this time, I’ll definitely have him right where I want him! I walk up to the door to continue my never ending journey, but instead of getting hit by a snowstorm, it’s a group of other soldiers from another army ambushing me with bludgeoning weapons; I tried to use my gun but along with the ring, it was knocked out of my hand.

“HOW DID YOU GET HERE!?” I roar through the harsh beatings.

“A little birdie told us.” One of them giggled sweetly, if not passive-aggressively before hand-cuffing me.

“Tord Lars, you’re under arrest for your crimes against Europe, take this sicko away from my sight immediately.”

“What do you plan on doing to me? the big house for a little time out?” I tried to laugh in an aloof tone.

“We’re gonna bring back the guillotine back in the mother country for what you’ve been doing all these years.” the leader replied.

“Wait, are you gonna confine me first?”

“Nope! straight-up, first-thing’s-first, guillotine for you.”

“I’m just gonna escape again!”

“If you do, we’re just gonna shoot you in the head just like we did with the little birdie.”

Well, I guess this is where my story ends, plan after plan of trying to concur the world, all those soldiers that where killed, all my manipulations, contraptions and what not where apparently all for nothing and only one question remains: who was this “little birdie” anyway!? no matter if I’m in heaven or the other place I am seriously giving them an earful!!

The Chief’s POV

As the soldiers left the room, I spotted some sort of doo-hickey on the floor, must have been a wedding ring or something; I take a closer look to realize it was no ordinary ring, but one of Public Enemy Number One’s typical devices~ I don’t know how it works but I’ll probably find a way to destroy it later so I tucked it safely in one of my pockets.

On our way back to the helicopter just as the storm finally died off, one of my most trusty soldiers noticed a figure wandering around in the distance.

“Hey, you all see that over there?” I asked all of them.

“Nope.” One of them replied before the others guided them with their fingers pointing at the stranger.

“Let’s go offer ‘em a hand.” I replied, leading them to the person’s path.

As I got a closer look, I saw what the stranger looked like: a short, fragile-looking male in a hospital gown, silently crying while holding a cat in a bear trap; finally the poor boy looked up at us uttering one word before collapsing on the ground: “......Help me.” which in truth made all the soldiers began to go “Awwww” with sympathy in their eyes until you-know-who-by-know breaks silence with: “That’s my bride!”.

“Bride, huh?” One of them asks with a disapproving look.

“Tell us more about this “bride” of yours and why did he end up like this.” said yours truly.

“Long-story short..” he trails off as all of us, including the stranger and the dad cat who where in my arms, hustled into the helicopter.

....

That night, before the day Tord is officially executed, he promised a little earlier to permanently bring back Edd’s memories in a little room within our database and just so he doesn’t pull a Houdini on us, all of us keep more than a close eye on him, watching his every movement with weapons in our hands; I swear for one moment I see him shaking in his boots~ serves him right.

“What’s the point of bring back his memory if I’m not free to go afterwords?” He whines.

“Because you’re a dangerous, dangerous man and you need to at least fix one crime before paying for all the others now put that ring on that little pinky finger, then take it off and destroy it so it won’t be used to harm anyone again!” I bark at him.

“Alright, fine, hold on.”

We patiently wait a few minutes before Edd’s memories return to their rightful place and watching Tord tinker around with the settings on the ring for a little bit; finally, Tord clicks a little switch from underneath and slips the ring onto Edd’s finger, but little did we know that so-called “justice” may have been the biggest mistake any one of us ever done~ within moments, the boy went from an emotionless, fail thing to a blubbering mess, crying out the names of who I presume where loved ones of his; it was already to late since Tord throw the ring on the ground and stomped on it to smithereens.

Honestly, it made me wonder who was the real monster in this scenario....

“TOOOOOOM!!! MAAAAAAAAATT!!!! RIIIIINGOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”

And now, for a sneak peek of my next fanfic! *confetti*

“Woah, what’s this little guy doing in my room?”

“Awww, it’s a little me!”

“GET OUT OF MY SMIRNOFF YOU BRAT!”

Edd and his friends Matt and Tom are just your three regular guys, but what happens when their own, much smaller counterparts give them the power of technology and song?

Stay tunedd and thanks for reading!- Juli

[dontvap0rdawave]

If anyone remebers any of my Kirby ocs before I start remaking them, then you truly get the veterans discount

Anyways, here's Apollo (it's her!)

Apollo has a form of piebald, which causes her to stand out in probably the worst way possible if she's with her "family".

She's a shapeshifter, and it's very clear when she replaced one of your things with herself.

If you catch her she gets really scared (Peppino_yell.mp4), but since it's all in good fun she thinks you're just playing a friendly game of hide-and-seek with her.

She can turn into ANYTHING, literally, whatever you can think of she can do.

Like other Dark Matters, she can be considered Zero's "daughter", but like Gooey, he really doesn't like her and only tolerates her because she's a shapeshifter.

She's not the brightest, mostly thanks to a wound near her eye which conked out her brain, but she's nice on her own way.

She has a lot of (multiversal) friends, her favorite one is Marie, because she wakes her up at 3 AM to play with toys. (Also because she encouraged her to shapeshift into dinosaurs which gave her a huge boost in confidence)

[dontvap0rdawave]

Radixx remake!

Honestly, if anyone remembers this guy, you count for a veterans discount

For those who don’t know, he was my first JSaB OC, who in the beggining was a more larger and agressive version of Lycanthropy. That still stands, but he’s also now a cacti plant god.

He’s angry, hes poisonous, very agressive, half metal, and can contort his body at will. The holes on his body let out steam and highly corrosive fluid which is very painful if any shape touches it, and is a bitch to get rid off unlike corruption.

He’s considered a Beast of Paradise (like Ghost), but he holds more of a status with the plant life in general. Also because he deliberately goes out of his way to mess with people (unlike Ghost).

But he’s not always that bad, in spring his spines can grow flowers and that’s nice... Except for the fact that some of the cacti can use those as drugs and that is not very nice but, oh well..

[dontvap0rdawave]

haha funny Pizza Game oc goes brr

anyways yes, their name is a pun, please laugh

Fun facts about them!!1!:

- They’re both French, Kam doesn’t speak any English unless it’s with friends and Bertt is her translator.

- Kam has a cheese shop/dairy/whatever you call it called “The Second Floor”

- She makes all of her cheeses by hand, which counts for sleepless hours almost every day, but also for her being really strong since she can carry those big cheesewheels with her bare hands

- She delivers artesanal cheese to everyone, yes, this includes everyone in the Tower, Peppino and even Pizzahead.

- No, they didn’t know he was a sentient pizza man, so that’s why Kam is screaming “MY GOD, IT’S THE DEVIL” at the top of her lungs.

- Bertt is an old man, really old, and he has a fully functional rifle which he will not hesitate to use if things get out of hand.

- He is really sticky, and he also hears a hat despite not having any hair. He respects work etiquette.

- Kam really likes anime, her favorite is Neon Genesis Evangelion.

-Yes, she’s met Marie. And yes, Pizza Tower is technically canon in the Star Trackers universe.

[dontvap0rdawave]

How to come up with your own OC? Please help me with this

There's a lot of methods for it, both from what I've seen and the one's they taught me in art school- But, for me, personally I like to look at surroundings/media/anything that I like and that might inspire me to create something.

It can be meshing up several concepts together, reimagining of certain ideas or designs I like in media with my own twist, just drawing something on the go, or even paiting something out of my dreams I write down sometimes

Some suggestions I can give is: Make a lot of designs, keep whichever you like the most

Mix and mash parts if you feel like spicing up things

Draw the innitial idea, if you're happy with it keep it, if you start coming up with a lot more things experiment with them until you find a design you like (that's why I've been remaking a lot of my old characters recently)

Find a theme for the design, keep it as consistent or wild as you like (depends on what you're trying to convey or the story you want to tell), and so on

And use references, a lot of them, whether visual or written, it saves a lot of time and helps with ideas

That's some of the stuff I do that helps me create, again, there's a lot of ways to do it and this one's just how I mostly do it. In the end, do whatever you think looks best and get creative, you can come up with a lot of cool stuff just like that.

Some of my most beloved characters came out that way and now I have field days with them so, just try things out and play with your art, don't be afraid to experiment and try with different stuff

Sounds a bit cliché, but it really is good

[dontvap0rdawave]

Prism, but she’s a dinosaur

[dontvap0rdawave]

Moss moss baby,, remade!

I wanted to make this redesign for a while now, and you can’t blame me She’s gorgeous-

Rambles under the cut:

Mossy was made from claw, twigs, feathers and leaves.

She’s based on both a barn owl and an oak tree.

She is the literal embodiment of Mother Nature and positive feelings, hence why she’s so nice.

She was originally made to fight Void Termina, but because she was so nice, she ultimately refused to hurt them.

That little bit caused her to get chained and locked up for years (also because of the “big animal may attack and we have to get rid of it” mentality)

She was later summoned back by Azazel (elephant seal dude) to help his village, and she did! Then, she would later end up meeting Sachiel.

On a more wholesome note, her mane smells like lavender and changes colors in the different seasons.

[dontvap0rdawave]

I, from all people, made a fakemon!? It’s more likely than you think!

I actually wanted to make one since I was 8, and now, I finally did it... Rambles under the cut because I actually like them that much-

Veerz, the Invader Pokémon, is a giant, mythical pokémon said to have emerged from the deepest corners of space. Their slim and sturdy spaceship-like body is made out of a flexible and extremely rare metal called "Varadium", which is known to be a highly dangerous conductor of electricity, and in the worst cases, gravity. It is theorized by that last part that, that is what gives them the ability to fly at abnormal speeds. Almost nothing is known about Veerz, thanks to their elusiveness in the wild and the extremely high speeds they can reach. It is believed that they can reach the speed of light, and that allows them to transport in the blink of an eye to wherever they want to be. The only thing known about Veerz are their typing, which consists of Steel/Dark, their looks, pieced together by blurry photographs taken, and their extremely hostile nature. They aren't called the Invader pokémon for nothing. Veerz is known, from extremely old scrolls and cave paintings, to have exterminated entire civilizations in the blink of an eye. It is believed that they were the cause for the dissapearance of the ancient civilizations of myths, like Atlantis, and even managed to destroy entire alien races. Whether that is true or not, has never been documented, but given their fatality rate, it isn't an entirely disprovable claim. It is also, HIGHLY speculated, than Veerz can travel to other universes by breaking the speed of light. So far, the only confirmed speculation of Veerz, it that in it's past, they might have been an aquatic species that somehow found a way to evolve to reach space and withstand the crushing pressure of the cosmos without the help of any type of crafts. This also explains their high, if not alarming, human-like intelligence. Veerz are also known for their marked sexual dimorphism, where the females can grow to almost 5 meters of height (with a 10 meter wingspan), and the males are relatively small, barely reaching 3 meters in height (and a 5 meter wingspan). The only similarity between the two, it's their larval stage, and their iredescent coloration. It has also been documented that females tend to be calmer than males, however, one wrong move and they'll become just, if not more agressive than their smaller counterparts. An unique trait of the Veerz is their ability called "Assimilation", as the name suggest, Veerz can gain, (or temporarily replace their dark type in the case of the males), with a new type extracted from other pokémon. Thus making them the first pokémon recorded with a third typing. Using their hatchet-like wings, they will swoop down on any unsuspecting prey, and cut them in half to posteriorly eat them and gain their base type. This can also be noted as the only instance of Veerz actually eating, since they do not seem have the need to eat in a regular base. As noted, a Veerz's body is extremely sharp. Cutting down rock and diamond like a knife going trough butter. This, coupled with the Varadium's conductive element and their speed, make them very dangerous to handle. It can also be said that no one has ever managed to capture a Veerz, as regular, or enhanced, pokéballs can easily be broken by them before you even have time to react. At least that seemed to be the case, until now... Before you ask, yes, that is one of the trainers that managed to catch a Veerz Yes, she is someone you might now

[harmonyroundwolf2022]

I'm generally scared right now

Radixx remake!

Honestly, if anyone remembers this guy, you count for a veterans discount

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