#watching cutthroat kitchen while working on this lmao

[boarchop]

He didn't use the F word..whew thank goodness he didn't!

[13eyond13]

Guilty pleasure (pretend it's one word lmao)

a guilty pleasure movie: Moulin Rouge! It’s so ridiculous and melodramatic but dang if the songs aren’t good and it didn’t make me cry probs the first three times I watched it, it’s def one of my all-time faves

a guilty pleasure show: I’m a huge sucker for reality TV cooking show competitions! Cutthroat Kitchen and the like, the more outlandish the sabotages the better. Realistically it’s so dumb to compare the cooking of someone who had their hands tied behind their back to someone who didn’t, but you know what? I dig it

a guilty pleasure book: definitely Interview with the Vampire. My favourite book as a teen. I find the purple romance novel-like prose and somber self-seriousness a bit harder to handle now, but I’m sure it would still suck me in with those sweet 18th century bisexual fop vampires now if I let it

a guilty pleasure video game: I like to play the Sims sometimes and do stupid challenges like the 100 Baby Challenge (try to make a sim have 100 babies before they die - they can never be impregnated by the same father twice, and their eldest daughter must carry on the legacy after they die if they don’t successfully reach the goal)

a guilty pleasure song: Kanye West is such an idiot but I love a lot of his stupid music, lately I’ve been putting this one on while I do my work for some reason (X)

[sapphic-science-disaster]

Thanks to @standuptragicomedy for the tag, which lets me stop thinking about my slug paper for a solid couple of minutes

Nickname(s): I don’t really have any, but I go by Sofia on this blog, so that. Gender: Female Sign: Cancer Height: 6′0″  Time: 11:53 AM (I’m in chem class rn lmao) Fav band(s): green day, the wombats, fall out boy Fav solo artist(s): jain, janelle monae, lorde Song stuck in my head: stand up tragedy by the fratellis Last movie I saw: the way he looks Last show I watched: probably some cooking show? i think i watched cutthroat kitchen recently??? When did I create my blog: My first one was in like 8th grade? this one i made i think sophomore year of high school... it’s been a while. What do I post on this blog?: Fandom stuff, memes, mental health positivity and aesthetic Last thing I Googled: can’t remember, but probably was looking for sources for my slug paper Do I have any other blogs: not active at the moment, no. i have a couple inspiration blogs that are locked Do I get asks: Not really, no Why did I choose my URL: at the time it was a joke about my sexuality/how i had no idea what was happening. now its just nostalgia. Following: something like 600? ive been pruning through it for a long while now trying to make my dashboard healthier for myself personally, so it’ll probably go down a bit more over the summer. Followed by: i think like 300? probably mostly bots tho ngl Average hours of Sleep: ive been aiming for 6-8 hours of sleep in college just because without that sort of sleep schedule i’m all over the place. recently, it’s been down to 4-5 but hopefully i’ll get back up there soon.

Lucky number: 13

Instruments: I can play piano and upright bass decently well. i can probably figure out an electric bass pretty quickly too. What I am wearing: currently an old t shirt, jeans, and floral combat boots. on most days i’m dressed slightly nicer. Dream job: neuroscience researcher and professor Dream trip: hiking and backpacking through europe. hopefully visiting places important to myself and my family, esp in lithuania and russia. Fav food: tough one... mac and cheese is always a good fallback but most days i just snack on green peas all the time. Nationality: Russian-American  Fav song: Right now, it’s either Make Me Feel by janelle monae or adderall by max frost Last book I read: If you count finishing Behavioral Neuroscience 8e then that. Otherwise, ive been working through Good Omens for a while now, hopefully i’ll finish that one soon. Top 3 fictional universes I wanna join: Top would probably be Good Omens universe, i just really like that idea and its so close to normal life it’d be really interesting. Also, the adventure zone balance universe was so well done it’d be really cool to join that. Third would probs be harry potter, that’s always been a soft spot fandom with interesting worldbuilding as well (at least while the books were still being written lol)

I tag @deadlockgrace @trizzaster @greenwitching @yo-fuckers and @wan-shailu if they want to do it, and anyone else that wants to do this!

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

For the ship thing: ~solangelo~

who hogs the duvet: Nico have you met the boy

who texts/rings to check how their day is going: Oh a normal day it would be like Nico checks in once and Will checks in twice but if Nico even has like the slightest cold Will texts him on the hour to make sure he’s not dead lmao

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: Nico will spend so much time trying to come up with a meaningful and creative gift and just can’t do it and ends up feeling bad while Will just always has the best ideas or knows exactly what he needs lol

who gets up first in the morning: Will gets up at fucking dawn whether he wants to or not. This ends up being a good thing because if left alone Nico could probably sleep three days straight lmao

who suggests new things in bed: they are fetuses

who cries at movies: Will tears up but doesn’t full out cry. Nico acts like it doesn’t effect him but he’s crying inside every time he hears ‘I’ll never let go, Jack’ 😂

who gives unprompted massages: Will tried that once. He was not expecting to startle Nico so badly. Demigod reflexes. Elbow to the face. Never again.

who fusses over the other when they’re sick: Obviously Will lmao that’s all we’ve seen him do so far in the books 😂. On the flip side though, I feel like Will would be SUPER dramatic whenever he’s not feeling well and would start diagnosing himself with the most ridiculous deathly diseases while Nico just rolls his eyes at him like ‘You have allergies and a paper cut calm down” 😂

who gets jealous easiest: They both do but Nico is way more obvious about it whereas Will’s the kind of ‘smile and talk to you in a friendly tone while holding intense eye contact and aggressively chopping vegetables with a butcher knife’ guy lmao

who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Will Solace listens to country music and Nico almost dumped him when he found out.

who collects something unusual: Will has like 30 rubber band balls for no reason whatsoever. Nico has an entire drawer filled with random bones that poke out of the ground at him and he just decided to keep. Nico is certain that Will’s collection is much weirder. He also refuses to admit that he still collects mythomagic cards even though he has like 5 different special cases for them and everything shoved into his closet lmao.

who takes the longest to get ready: They’re both pretty fast I mean Nico only owns like 3 outfits and the only thing that takes Will time is double checking he’s got everything in his travel first aid kit

who is the most tidy and organized: Will’s more organized but Nico is surprisingly the cleaner of the two

who gets most excited about the holidays: WILL. Nico is more excited to see him dork out than he is about the holiday itself

who is the big spoon/little spoon: Has anyone ever been more of a little spoon that Nico di Angleo

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: They’re both competitive to disturbing and unpredicted degrees so usually they just team up together to avoid drama/destroy their friends

who starts the most arguments: They don’t argue much but if it happens it’s probably Nico’s fault lmao

who suggests that they buy a pet: One day Nico just came home with a stray cat he found and before Will could even ask he just said “this is mine now”

what couple traditions they have: Every last Friday of a month, date night is replaced by ‘trying to kill each other in Mario kart’ night.

what tv shows they watch together: CUTTHROAT KITCHEN AND KIDS BAKING CHAMPIONSHIP. Nico also likes to put on medical dramas so he can laugh when Will gets annoyed and starts yelling about inaccuracies

what other couple they hang out with: Percy and Annabeth are the most, like, low maintenance couple to chill with so they usually go for them. Like if they hang out with Jasper, Jason will just want to know EVERYTHING while Piper tries and fails to subvert the conversation off them. Frazel, the entire evening will be spent with Frank deathly afraid of somehow invoking Nico’s wrath while Hazel gets progressively more annoyed. Caleo wouldn’t  work bc neither of them were ever actually friends with Leo and those two just want to spend 80% of their time going on adventures. Meanwhile, you go hang with Percabeth and they’re like “what if we ordered four pizzas, marathon reruns of Castle, and blatantly ignore any urgent iris messages until the gods take the hint” and that’s like a PERFECT double date for Nico and Will lmao

how they spend time together as a couple: Sarcastic banter, going to Panera Bread at least once a week, and cuddling while watching Harry Potter movies

who made the first move: I’m positive it was Will I don’t think Nico would’ve quite had the nerve to do it

who brings flowers home: Will. Nico tried to bring some home once and the entire bouquet died in his hands so he called it quits lmao

who is the best cook: After three years of Will burning dinner every single night, Nico decided to make Will an authentic Italian meal for their anniversary and Will almost got mad like what the fuck do you mean you could cook this entire time???? He refused to go into the kitchen for like a month after that lmao

[mushroom-slut]

I was tagged by @peachestrovosky​ thanks hoe <3 

Age: 20

Biggest fear: making the washing machine overflow (i wouldn’t know what to do honestly i can’t handle this shit) Current time: 4:04 pm Drink you last had: coffee Easiest person to talk to: uhhh, depends on the subject of conversation. can my dog count?? i love talking to my dog  Favourite song: uhhh shit, probably take me to church(my man Hozier)/history book(Dry the River)/hand of god (Jon Bellion, thanks Papi for that video that got me hooked on this sonG)/Into the Fire (Thirteen Senses) that’s a hard toss up but yeah songs are so hard to decide on. all of them make me sound pretty religious which is hilarious cause i’m not i’m such a heathen i’m going to hell BYE  Grossest memory: when my sister and i were playing on the other side of a lake divided by a dam, there was all this runoff and greeen shit growing and my sister slid down it on her ass and it looked like swamp butt and that shit smelled lmao, i think my mom has pictures of that somewhere with me trying to hide behind a rock while my sister slaps her gross swamp ass Horror yes or horror no: yeah sure  In love: nah i’m a heartless hoe  Jealous of people: sometimes, but not often Love at first sight or should I walk by again: i’ll admire the aesthetics of somebody but i never had love at first sight lol, have had friendship at first sight. it’s like i see somebody and i know if they can hoe with me or not lmao Middle name: Nicole Number of siblings: 1 younger sister One wish: no student loans/my life to be together cause i’ve got no clue what i’m doing  Person you last called: my aunt Question you’re always asked: what are you going to do with your degree (joke’s on me, I got NO CLUE) Reason to smile: I agree with Papi, the hct gc from hell makes me smile, also friends and random dogs Song you last sang: I can go the distance from hercules, I was in a mood Time you woke up: 900 Underwear colour: pink Worst habit: picking my cuticles   X-rays had: like 11, some of them were xrays of the same bone from different angles but i only ever broke my foot. probably way more if you count dental xrays, i’ve had a lot of dental work Your favourite food: lemongrass thai food, my god, i have such an addiction to it but can’t afford to eat it all the time so i’m sad Zodiac sign: virgo  

rules: enter your answers then tag 10 people! use the first letter of your name to answer each question. real answers only. if the person who tagged you has the same initial, you must use different answers. you cannot use the same word twice.

name: Stephanie  a four letter word: stfu (it counts) a boy’s name: Stephen (it took me 16 years to realize that it sounded like steven for most people and not stefan and i still disagree with this shit) an occupation: special ops something you can wear: strap on a food: spaghetti something you find in a bathroom: soap a place: Spain  a reason for being late: stoplights  something you shout: SHIT a movie title: Seven samurai (i think that’s a thing)  something you drink:  Spezi   an animal: Swan  a type of car: sports car (lmao i’m so bad at remembering car names) title of a song: Seventeen - Sjowgren (i only remember because i was listening to it earlier)

rules: tag 10 people you would like to get to know better

Favorite place: library Favorite color:dark blue/green Pets: A dog Last song I listened to: Wolves - to kill a king  Favorite TV show: Cutthroat kitchen, sorry but how can i not love watching people do crazy shits for food?  I like a lot of shows but i’m so bad keeping up with them First fandom: Harry Potter, always Hobbies: Reading, tv, overworking myself, learning useless shits Books that I’m currently reading: i need to decide what to write about for my senior project to graduate, sooooooo i’m reading too much at once lmao. there’s too many choices. but right now i’m reading The Secret History, Ocean at the End of the Lane, I need to try to get through House of Leaves and start Norse Mythology, also finish icos  Favorite book: icos (im so slow getting through things but damn it can murder me), i am the messenger, good omens Best thing you’ve ever eaten/tasted: probably either rose ice cream, but i love cochinita and schnitzel

i tag @lomaschingon @hsinnamonroll (i know papi tagged you but i’m gonna do it too), @gravesfirstonesfree @pftones3482 @bumbliing-bee @adamnslynch @iwanttodateizzy @recklessopinions

[rosecolored-gay]

All them questions bitch

Okayyyyy

1. Are you a side, back, or front sleeper?

- Side or stomach, mainly stomach.

2. When you hum random music what song is it?

- Probably the jeopardy theme song.

3. Explain your username

- I am a gay, and rose colored because of the Paramore song.

4: Explain my username

- Anon?

5: How did you fall into the tumblr hellpit?

- Lol, my friend Tuna from high school marching band.

6: What fan interest of yours would you least prefer to explain in your workplace?

-My hidden love for Degrassi, and other shows from when I was kid.

7: What fan interest or yours would you most enjoy explaining in your workplace?

- Definitely my love for Grey’s Anatomy

8: Last song you listened to?

- High Hopes - Panic! At the Disco

9: Weirdest thing on your dash today?

- Not weird, but saw a lot of porn

10: In a perfect world, what animal would you most like to adopt?

- A polar bear!

11: What animal would you most like someone else to adopt?

- This question doesn’t make sense to me

12: What’s something trivial you have strong opinions about?

- OOH man, if you want to get me fired up, I have a strong opinion on LGBTQ rights, gender inequality, a woman’s right to choose, and race inequality. I’m a sociologist, so.

13: What would your super-villain finishing move be?

- Spiderweb like Tom Holland did in Homecoming.

14: Explain your icon.

- It’s me, looking hella gay.

15: You meet your true love(s) today. Possibly again. Describe your ideal hilarious romcom meetcute. (can be aromantic)

- Ummm, I always love the idea of two people picking up each others coffee order by accident and then they go to switch it and the one person is like “why’d you order this like this?”, idk and it leads to conversation, lol. I have a wild imagination when it comes to writing.

16: Your comfort food, and why.

- I really really really love Matzo Brei made by my dad. 

17: What type of mad science will you Show Them All with? (ex: mad chemical engineer, mad library scientist, mad linguist). Which of your creations will probably turn on you?

- I have no clue

18: Favorite cheesy trope?

-The having to share the bed trope

19: Favorite trope nobody writes enough of?

- Fake dating

20: Rec me a book, comic, or anime, or other piece of media you wish there were more like.

- Mmm, I could always go for more LGBTQ fiction.

21: Wierdest tumblr drama you’ve been a part of or stumbled across.

- Uh well, someone was harassing me on anon for a while. 

22: You know those things from a million years ago your brain suddenly reminds you to feel embarrased/guilty/bad about in full technicolor? Tell me one of them.

- L O L, how about the time I decided not to listen to my mom, and I was swinging my body back and forth on my grandmother’s walker, and it was on concrete, it moved, and I fell on my ass and bruised my tailbone so bad I couldn’t sit for a week.

23: What is something you collect?

- Notebooks

24: Pens. Do you know where the one closest to you came from? Would you be distressed if someone took it?

- Its a pilot precise pen, it belongs to my mother and if I took it she’d murder me.

25: The last game you played is crossed with the zombie apocalypse and now going down outside your window. How boned are you?

- Like video game? Uh, Super Mario Bros.

26: What was the last thing that made you cry?

- Getting a job that I really wanted.

27: Most embarrassing/weird/personal body thing you’re willing to talk about.

- Umm, I have a lot of freckles just randomly placed all over me.

28: Your icon is now the voice of your inner therapist. How is this gonna go?

- So, I’m my own therapist?

29: Name a kink you only like hypothetically.

- I’m so vanilla

30: Name a kink you find bewildering.

- Anything with animals is just fucking weird

31: You have acquired: a mouse, a lizard, a rabbit, a spider, a domestic fox. Name them! Who gets to sleep on the bed?

- Mouse is definitely now named Mickey, the Lizard is Godzilla, Rabbit is Dash, Spider - No way in hell am I keeping a spider.., Fox is named Zeus

32: What was your favorite childhood toy? Do you still have it?

- It was a barney plush, and he’s in a box in my closet

33: Hit “shuffle” on your media player and tell me your favorite lyric from the song that comes up.

- “Did you take him to the pier in Santa Monica? Forget to bring a jacket, wrap up in him cause you wanted to? I'm just curious, is it serious?”

34: What fan media (of yours or someone else’s) would you most like to see art/fic for?

- These Strange Steps, it’s a Faberry fic on AO3. 

35: What do you ship that you think would be hard to explain convincingly to other people? Attempt an explanation.

- Uhhhh, I kinda shipped Arizona and April from Grey’s Anatomy.

36: What meme gets on your nerves?

- The salt bae one I guess

37: Showers or baths?

- Showers

38: Who was your biggest childhood nemesis and why?

- This kid Talia, she lied to a kid that liked me and told him I hated him and almost ruined our friendship.

39: First writing prompt that comes to your head.

- AU on fake dating

40: Least favorite color.

- Purple

41: What was the last thing you got really obsessed with?

- Cutthroat Kitchen

42: What’s the weirdest experience you’ve ever had on a mind-altering substance? (prescription, recreational, otc, or food)

- Uh, got high and drunk at the same time and just felt hella fucked up

43: Shuffle up a random song on your media player. Now tell me what ship/story goes with it.

- Wowwww, its How To Save A Life by the fray, it just means someone on Grey’s is prob gonna die.

44: What’s making you happiest recently? :)

- Rach

45: What’s scaring you these days? :(

- Writing 60000 papers, will my brain turn to mush

46: Post a funny video for me.

- Too much work

47: Did you ever have a dream/nightmare that stuck with you for years?

- YES, ok make fun of me all you want, but one night I had a nightmare that a hippo chased me up a palm tree, been scared of hippos since. Absolutely the most irrational fear ever

48: What’s a movie you thought you’d hate but you turned out to love?

- Honestly, I thought I’d hate marvel movies, but I love them now that I’ve given them a try

49: Tell me a really obscure fact you know.

- There’s a spot in the brain where if someone smoke cigarettes and you injure this part of the brain, they’ll immediately quit cold turkey

50: Hot or cold?

- I hate hot weather, love the cold

51: How did your parent(s) punish you as a kid? What do you think of that?

- Taking away my phone or something I wanted to do. It was good incentive not to misbehave anymore

52: What’s something you thought was true about yourself that your feelings have changed on over the years?

- That I wasn’t smart

53: Write a story in seven words.

- uhhh

54: What is your favorite curse word?

- fuck

55: Favorite food for every color of the rainbow.

- pink - cotton candy, green - broccoli, yellow - pineapple, red -strawberry, blue - acai berry

56: If you were a poltergeist where would you haunt and what would be your preferred style of prank?

- I’d haunt my enemies, scare the shit out of them

57: What is an art style, craft, or skill that you can’t do, but you really admire in others?

- anything art like

58: What is a skill you have that people probably don’t know about?

- I can write poetry well

59: Name a pet peeve you have, and something you do that is probably a pet peeve for others.

- PEOPLE THAT CHEW WITH THEIR MOUTH OPEN, uhh i click pens constantly. Sorry lmao

60: Dragons, dinosaurs, or aliens?

- dinosaurs

61: What was the last big fight you had with someone about?

- About what show to watch at dinner, with my mom.

62: Insult the asker of this question creatively.

- too lazy

63: In an ideal world, what would you like done with your body after you die?

- do that thing where i become a tree

64: Find me a weird stock photo and post it.

- no

65: What was your bedtime ritual as a kid? Did you have one?

- my dad used to come in my room and open my closet and check under my bed for monsters and yell at them to leave

66: What are the three traits you value the most in others?

- humor, loyalty, honesty

67: What are the three most interesting wild animals you’ve encountered in your life?

- manatees, elephants, trump supporters

68: What is a word you really enjoy saying?

- shitballs

69: Answer number 60 like it was a “fuck, marry, kill” rhetorical.

- dude no thats nasty

70: Describe something that happened to you today as if you were a narrator in a film noir, nature documentary, or 50s teaching video

- ummm no

71: Create five new nicknames for yourself as quickly as you can.

- hey you, asshole, gaymo, flaming homo, queerer than a deer

72: Shorts, pants, skirts, or other?

- basketball shorts, or jeans

73: What’s a song you hate and why?

- Anything by Meghan trainor or taylor swift

74: If you were a superhero, what would be your one weakness?

- id stop on my way to save people if i saw a cute puppy that id want to pet

75: Describe a weird encounter you had with a bug.

- I killed a spider yesterday that had hitched a ride in my car