#watchedkettle

[thearchivtheantichrist]

Imagine if Jon was like really upset for a little while after Bringing Martin Back from The Lonely because he said he Loved him. Past tense. Jon just assumed “im unlovable” and continued until Martin is like “why are you ignoring my advances you silly man” (because he's been trying to be loving given the circumstances) and jon is just like: “you??? Love me?? Still??!!? Why?????”

[kaijukebox]

Takin’ a little break on the haunted apocalyptic trek 💕

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Today’s Reference

[secret-sageent]

you know what it feels good to mature in a fandom. like, i started tma for the first time and was vaguely upset when people shipped something other than jonmartin and then I realised that these people are NOT trying to replace the canon ship they just believe in other ships too. best realisation of my life cuz now I can happily say that jontim is cute and I think Jon can be poly if he wants

[ihaveayellowraincoat]

Happy Jmart day everybody! Time to be completely normal about these fictional characters

[thearchivtheantichrist]

hear me out on ANOTHER tmp theory headcanon thing

Norris sounds like Lonely!martin

Chester, being on the internet which is known for knowing everything, is like full Eye!jon

They were preserved in the “worst” times/versions of themselves.

THE ANGLES CUT THEM WHY THEY TRY TO THINK!!!

[thearchivtheantichrist]

Martin Blackwood Headcanons 🤝 Aziraphale (GO) Headcanons

Growing a beard after being alone without their will they wont they lover (they will) in a generally lonely place

[thearchivtheantichrist]

That one ‘get on your hands and knees and pray for us’ song but Martin’s mom used to be religious and Martin grew up with religion so in the panopticon Jon resigning himself to this but still saying ‘Martin if you still believe in the lord, get on your hands and knees and pray for us’ as a sad animatic that ends with Martin on his knees, praying for them to get Somewhere Else, with Jon slumped against him with a knife in his chest

[thearchivtheantichrist]

I love the idea of Martin forcing jon to go to therapy and he ends up making the therapist need a therapist

“jon. cmon. You NEED therapy, we already go to couples therapy—”

“Yes, Martin. I know…but—”

“Jon!”

*defeated sigh as jon goes to therapy*

Therapy man: *words idk introduction*

Jon, spitefully: “tell me your darkest secret”

The therapist would just nope our of there. Jon would feel so bad after getting that filling meal!!

[thearchivtheantichrist]

Okay so forget about Tmagp for a second (I know it's hard but try) along with the theory that Chester and Norris are Jon and Martin

Jmart get to somewhere else and they are immortal so they have to constantly move around the world and across towns and stuff TOGETHER and Jon and Martin learn so many recipes and so many things from their years of knowledge and therapy and Jon eventually becomes a teacher and he is “That teacher” that knows it all but he is happy because this time around it feels like he Earned his knowledge. A kid asks a question? He has the answer. They can make jokes about their immortality when they see eyes getting stabbed on TV. There are kids that look like Tim, maybe they even adopt children of their own and name them after Sasha and Tim. I don't know what AU this could be but it is my Less canon compliant Somewhere Else AU!

Please, it's either this or they are eternally trapped in a computer and I will REFUSE to give them proper mortality because they ARE NOT ALLOWED to leave each other!!!!

[thearchivtheantichrist]

Jon angst makes me cry just like half a percent more than Martin angst but when it's Jonmartin/Watchedkettle/Eyetea angst I think I am just dead from sadness (and I seek it out)

[thearchivtheantichrist]

Guys, honestly, I will continue with my multiple theories

Theory A, Jmart are peacefully living somewhere far away with no connection to Chester and Norris (I give them immortality from The Eye/ they are constantly in their domain so no die, because a human length of time for them to love each other simply isn't long enough)

Theory B, Jmart is Chester and Norris. and I love and hate it

Theory C, Jmart do not exist, period. Or, alternatively, only One of them exists.

Theory D, the breathing from the thing that escaped the tunnels in Protocol 10 was Jon, or The Archivist if you catch my drift.

Anyway theory A makes me feel happy again and the others make me feel some kind of fear that I don't think can be classified into smirked fourteen!!!

[thearchivtheantichrist]

Listen so I have a Jon au where ultimately he was ended up being a Lonely & Eye avatar because lets be honest, he is very lonely.

Jon didn't have many friends, he didn't need them for a long time.

When he and Tim had their slow falling out he had a part of himself that enjoyed the feeling of being really truly alone because of how much he'd pushed others away. But it was small.

Imagine if when Jon was in a coma every time Martin entered the room it just got foggier and foggier until he eventually just stopped coming and the fog slowly dissapated but there was still a little fog because Jon was lonely too. Imagine if when he woke up and everyone was basically upset he was alive the fog got a little worse.

Imagine Jon going to work and his office was getting foggier every time he talked to Martin, or any of the others. Martin and Peter, maybe the others, thought it was just their influence.

When Jon had daisy there (I personally think they were friends or like.. Monster bros who bonded with their trauma) the fog somewhat leaves, his own head clearer.

When he's in the lonely he ignores how much he feels a connection with the place because he has a reason, he is stubborn and he won't quit, and when the lonely speaks what Martin wouldn't a part of him listens a bit too much.

When they are in the safehouse Martin can tell that he isn't the only one causing fog, he can see the silence and he can see the distance.

They both have bad days, johns experience might not be the same considering the dueling entities in his head. But they help each other on foggy days.

[secret-sageent]

don't mind me laying on the ground crying listening to this song and thinking abt watchedkettle whilst i listen to this

[secret-sageent]

Here's my petition to start transitioning to calling jonmartin WatchedKettle instead because i think it is cute and better than jonmartin

[secret-sageent]

Looks at pictures of WatchedKettle on my computer: this is just like in the magnus protocol...

[thearchivtheantichrist]

Alice would totally joke about shipping Chester and Norris and then see every screen having two men kissing and start ‘WOOHOO’ing and Sam is just going to be