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god I don’t care anymore

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skyrim was named for its prodigious yogurt

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And when I realized that there was absolutely no excuse for still wasting my time and energy on something that doesn't matter to me anymore? Well, that was when I felt the most free.

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I'm having 18 children and I'm naming them all Giseppe

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I could feel bile coming up in the back of my throat but I liked it

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Oh, yeah, I gotcha. wanna smoke some dead people and play cross the street without looking?

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lying on the internet: a collective, pt II

just made a virgin have her first orgasm

homestuck police officer goes into shock

my teacher is doctor who

suck it up sweet cheeks the world doesnt revolve around you

this one is like internet lie inception

the other day i was singing screamo

granny glasses! the fedora of women! (note: this is my favorite)

just me n my mom pretendng to be famous

my ringtone is the tardis sound

and then the grinch proposed to me

she left her baby and $75,000 in cash

this definitely happened (to angelina jolie)

good job i guess she was right about you

i love getting paid $472

this one has the kelso burn gif attached to it as a jpg

oooooh the pizzas sooooo good today

sir you are a true gentleman

vodka ice cubes because thats possible

its not my passport… its the constitution

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why is it 90 the grease at 830pm. at night.

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whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

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This is agonizing why dkd I do yhis

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My heads pounding and I wanna vomit

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Giant Treehouse