#watch out cereal

[narbevoguel]

I saw someone misspelled 'serial killer' as 'cereal killer' in a meme, and I have not stopped laughing for the past 3 minutes or so, help.

[litttlebugman]

i’m obsessed with the extras on it’s always sunny. not the side characters but the extras who drink at the bar while the cast is being crazy. i know in “the gang tries desperately to win an award” they joke how the bar that’s winning is like a show too and mac says i wanna come back next week to see what happens. but with all the seriousness i can muster i would be at paddy’s pub every day. just to see what the actual fuck they’re doing this time. i would bring all my close friends and get them invested with these weird weird people’s shenanigans while sitting at a booth, i would never tell them my real name cause they suck. but i would unfortunately go to their bar.

[shutupdevvie]

this is what i feel like right now

[daisychainsandbowties]

the quest for gluten free alternatives to regular foods is. it’s going bad

[estercity]

also whilst im on the topic of cartoons i used to watch; ive been thinking about knd recently because a youtuber i like convered cartoon tv specials and the best episode i can remember is when number 1 and 2(i think?) are convinced that number 5's teenage sister is secretly a highly trained super spy and that her bras are actually battle armor. so they sneak into her room to try and find her bras, get super caught and kicked out... and then at the end of the episode its revealed they were right, teenagers in knd are actually their own seperate group of elite super soliders. and also ninjas if i remember right. god i miss cartoons from when i was a kid

[columboscreens]

[smallestyeehaw]

allowing myself to be small today 💖

[xokaythebunnyig]

HI YALL I DIED FOR A SECOND THERE BUT IM bACK AND I UH YEAH MADE A THING

[astrangeghost]

Found this movie called dreambuilders and I'm watching it the dub is HORRIBLE it's hilarious but something just feels. Off about the movie I'm kind of worried it's ai or something?? I can't find anything conforming either way but I hope not cause it seems fun...

[girls-and-honey]

Hiya honey girl!

How are you doing? ♥️

I feel gay today, and I don’t have anyone to vent to, so it’s gonna be you I’m afraid

I feel so gay, I spent half the day looking longingly in the distance, and *sighing* wishfully

Do you ever feel like that?

Last week I bought a red rose from a dude in the street and offered it to a beautiful lady singer in a bar, and even if I don’t particularly want to see her again, it still felt good to do something chivalrous and lesbiany you know?

I like living my life on my own, but some days I wish I could do those romantic things with somebody, like holding hands and cuddling, and walking along the river, and maybe kissing a little.

Even if I’m happy by myself, sometimes I still yearn for the day I’ll have my own lady to offer my roses to 🥺

inkaaaa hi hi <3

I'm doing pretty good, in drastic need of a weekend. almost there!

!!! gay vents are always welcome here! oh to look longingly into the distance whilst sighing wishfully...

do I ever feel like that YES absolutely in fact while pondering my response I did just that asjdfkl okay I might ramble in the tags but yeah completely relate to be happy with life on my own but sometimes wishing it wasn't just me yeah I'm definitely going to ramble in the tags

offering a beautiful lady a rose I'm 🥺🥺 sometimes you just have to indulge in chivalrous lesbiany actions this is unavoidable. manifesting this for you, I hope all your rose offering yearnings come true!

[aetheros]

they gotta put games back in cereal boxes

[hotroadkill]

today 2 years ago i was in america and i had the worst hangover of my life and i was in a waffle house with my friend in awkward silence bc we’d fought in a stranger’s kitchen the night before and the server refilled my water for the 5th time while i fought to swallow half a forkful of hashbrowns and she said “i know that look, y’all had a good time at the superbowl last night” and i was thinking actually we had a mediocre time at a nerd bar where u throw darts and all the drinks r named weird things and anyway my friend gives the fakest laugh ive ever heard followed by “yep we sure did” like are we in a CW show right now what was that line delivery and also what even is the superbowl i was born here and should know but honestly i’ve always just pictured everyone gathering at a comically large bowl of cereal but her nametag says leslie and she’s really nice and she’s refilling my water for the 6th time so yeah sure whatever i’m a red blooded american i’ll be anything for leslie in this moment anything and she tells us stories about working at bars downtown and my friend tells me bad jokes and i feel a little better even though my heart is kind of withering away because my flight is in 17 hours and theres not enough time never enough time i won’t see him for another year and a half and i won’t ever see leslie again and if i ever run into the italian stranger who fell in love with me over darts then it won’t be the same because we won’t be dancing and i’m sitting in a waffle house while the sun sets and i’m sweating gin and tequila and my flight is in 16 hours and i have so many goodbyes to say in this

city because when i was fifteen somebody threw my glass heart onto the floor of my childhood house and bits of it shattered everywhere and fell into the cracks of the floorboards and behind the fridge and i’ll never ever get them out much less back together but i feel like ive been trying for eight years all the same and my flight is in 15 hours but maybe if my friend brings me home now i can spend three of those looking for more shards even though i’ll cut my hand because time never wore down any of the hurt because time might heal wounds but it cant really do jack shit about a metaphysical glass shard its still gonna make me bleed and my friend brings me home and we curl up beside each other in my childhood bedroom thats too small for us it was really a supply room but it became my bedroom when i was eleven and i painted it blue and put up stickers of fish and never took them down but someone someday will take them down and hopefully the house burns to the ground before anyone can touch them theyre mine i grew up here theyre mine dont touch them dont please dont please please please i grew up here and my flight is in 12 hours now because i fell asleep beside my friend and he let me because he knew i needed it he kept watch even though we dont have time we never do because he has to go now and all i can give him is a hug and my hoodie to keep safe until i can see him again and fight him in a stranger’s kitchen again and the sun is gone now and i go and i sit with my dad and my flight is in 10 hours and im trying

not to cry im trying to stare at the stickers because maybe if i look at all of it hard enough i’ll get to stay but i dont because thats not how it works and now my flight is in 4 hours because i fell asleep in my childhood loft bed and now i have to leave i have to pack up and go for the fifth time and it never never gets easier and i know i only have a few more trips left until someone takes my stickers down and paints over my ocean but for now my best friend’s stepmother comes with me and my dad to the airport because my best friend is in college two states away and my flight is in 3 hours and i cry i cry so much and she cries too because she loves me and i think it is such a beautiful blessed thing that i am so loved but oh it is so painful too because i spend more time in its absence than its presence and my flight is in 2 hours and i have to go and my dad is waving goodbye and i see it because i looked back because im stupid i always look back i never look forward i’m forever walking blind through my life because i’m looking back and i can tell my dad is crying and now i have to go through TSA sobbing and it’s awkward because they ask are you okay kid and im not but i cant tell them sorry its just that when i was fifteen somebody threw my glass heart onto the floor of my childhood house and bits of it shattered everywhere and fell into the cracks of the floorboards and behind the fridge and i’ll never ever get them out i cant tell them that so i nod yes im okay and i go and my flight is in 1 hour and i hope it fucking crashes and my flight is in the air and im so far away from all those shards on the kitchen floor now but they’re hurting me all the same and i think i look kind of insane sobbing in the middle seat but how can i miss so many people and so many rooms at once and not lose my mind a little bit? i was going to tell you a short witty little joke about the time i realized i was 21 and didnt know what the superbowl was but i think i slipped on a shard. i’m sorry. maybe next time i’ll get it right. maybe in another two years. maybe you’ll never see me again. maybe this is all the time we had.

[mysterious-corpse]

i hurt so bad i just wanna rest

[ababiedfawn]

Im doing so much better!!!

(I say in the midst of a mood swing that only feels better because i dont hold my poor behavior and self destruction against myself for once)

[plasky]

I WAS ABSOLUTELY FLABBERGASTED WHEN IT HAPPENED

To give you some insight on just how absolutely insane this new Fionna and Cake episode is, Cake encourages this sexy alternate dimension Ice King (voiced by BRIAN DAVID GILBERT BY THE WAY) to commit interdimensional selfcest with Simon and he admits he THOUGHT ABOUT IT???? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHOW???

[greenvertumna]

My dad stopped getting milk because he buys half and half and we can just add water to that to get the same thing. Okay. I’m not thrilled with the idea but okay. Fine. I put a bit half and half on my cereal and then put in water. My dad is like: “you should have used the measuring cup you needed 2 quarts” and I…

Omg…

OMFFFG

He has made getting a bowl of cereal into a recipe and I don’t mean to be so fucking dramatic but I would literally walk straight into hell. Beam me down, Satan.