#wataru is so pretty man is so goddamn pretty

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guess who’s baaacckkkk ~ yk. i’ve been thinking a lot about wataru because of the cute little bunny event on en! i’ve been so busy trying to grind for the lil hiiro card :{ but that’s not who this is about .

wataru may be silly, but you know his nickname.. there must be something sinister that he doesn’t show to the public.. why else would hokuto be scared of him..? (i need him to manhandle me and pull my hair while he’s all mad at something while i take it like a good girl hnnh and maybe his goddamn sentient hair does something to me too like what do you MEAN he has sentient hair what the ffffhgnhg)

also! i have been reading all of your work as of late ~ you’re doing so well! good luck to you on the rest of the days ! ♪ - 🐏

Ooh hello 🐏non! It's been a while, I always enjoy your rambles, also the new event, I haven't really grinded because Im saving for the next event

I also must admit, I haven't read much of the stories so I didn't know Hokuto was scared of him, but yes there is definitely something sinister going on with him, either that or he's just silly

Yes yes, Wataru man handling, he'd also be the type to throw a magic trick ends up being tying you up while he fucks you, saying how good you are for him and how well you can take him, he's also definitely good with his hands so count for the knot he tied to be all pretty on your flushed body

And his hair? I was so surprised when I found out it was sentient, and when I learned I did think of tentacle monster Wataru because his hair could technically be similar to a tentacle

And also, thank you! It really means a lot when people enjoy what I write!

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HAIKYUU SEXUALITY HEADCANONS

🦉 Fukurodani Edition 🦉

Washio Tatsuki: Gay. When I first sat down and decided to give most of these characters a sexuality headcanon, I saw him and my first thought was "yeah there is no way he is into women." So I cannot for the life of me see him as anything other than a functional gay man. He definitely thinks Konoha and Akaashi are very pretty. Also thinks that Inarizaki's #2 middle blocker is very handsome.

Sarukui Yamoto: Bisexual with a female preference. I honestly really ship him with Shirofuku and I have no idea why. I just went "they are totally dating" one day and it's kind of just stuck. But I can also see him getting together with Komi or even just another boy (on his team or not) in general. He's a bit of a bi disaster sometimes but he's mostly functioning. Totally refers to Shirofuku as his wife later in their relationship.

Bokuto Koutarou: Pansexual. Now I know what you're all probably thinking. And I'm not gonna lie and say you aren't right, but you're only half right. I can see Bokuto having the ability to love someone SO much. He loves anyone and everyone. Obviously has a thing for Akaashi but also thinks Konoha is very pretty and handsome. Thought Shirofuku was very beautiful when he saw her for the first time. Total b(romance) with Kuroo.

Akaashi Keiji: Pansexual. I am quite unsure why I think this label fits him so well. Obviously he has an thing for Bokuto, but I can also see him falling in love with Ennoshita or Konoha. Thinks Suzumeda is very pretty as a female and could see himself dating her if he felt any attraction towards her. He's still a bit unsure of his identity, but he likes the label pansexual so he sticks with it despite what anyone else says.

Konoha Akinori: Bisexual with no preference. So I sort of saw him as gay when I first started making headcanon lists. Then I started seeing the potential of him with girls and decided he would be bisexual. Now he has had crushes on every single one of his teammates, cause he just loves easily like that, but Washio, Komi and Akaashi are the only ones still going strong. Thinks the managers are too pretty for this world. Also thinks that Kai is very very handsome and that he wouldn't mind kissing him–

Onaga Wataru: Panromantic Asexual. Now he gives me the vibe of a sex repulsed asexual. He's still a bit nervous about the label though because it's all very new to him. Romantically, I can see him be interested in everyone on the team at least once. Definitely nursed a puppy crush on Bokuto during his first few months as a first year. Thinks Akaashi is very pretty (like everyone else though for real). He thinks Washio is so goddamn handsome it is not even funny, like holy shit please praise his blocks more–

Komi Haruki: Pansexual. Can and will hit on anything that doesn't say no. He's always on the lookout for somebody to love. Has the tiniest little crush on Konoha. Appreciates the fact that both Washio and Bokuto can bench press him with those tree trunks they have for arms. Thinks Onaga is cute but like in a boyish way. Probably had a puppy crush on Suzumeda in their first year after he saw her giggle at something stupid Bokuto did.

Suzumeda Kaori: Straight Asexual. Now contrary to what the rest of the fandom headcanons her as, I just cannot see her crushing on any girls. I also see her as sex repulsed like Onaga, hence her joking with the team about how her and Onaga are the team's "real aces". She's very supportive of her teammates and will punch someone out if they give her team any trouble.

Shirofuku Yukie: Straight. Now I would be lying if I said shipping her with Sarukui had nothing to do with if, but similarly to Suzumeda I just cannot see her being interested in other girls at all. She's very comfortable with herself and her identity and is very supportive of the rest of the team. She does think Bokuto is cute, but in a "not attracted to you" kind of way. Probably dated a boy or two in junior high before Sarukui.

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BLCD Review: BL Cinderella

Title: Cendrillon no Kuroi no Kawagatsu (サンドリヨンの黒い革靴)

Author: Haruo Inoue

Illustrator: Onoda Touya

Release Date: 2021/06/25

Cast: Hatano Wataru x Kumagai Kentarou

Synopsis: Haibara Ayumu, a talented parliamentary secretary, has no problems executing his work perfectly. However, he can’t help but feel that there’s just something missing in his life. On the way home one night, Ayumu loses his shoe on the crowded train, and the man who picks up his shoe, Hikami, turns out to totally be his type of man. To thank him for retrieving his shoe, Ayumu asks Hikami out for some drinks. One thing leads to another and they find themselves sharing a passionate night with each other. It was only supposed to be a one-time thing, but they soon find themselves reuniting at work?!

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Listen, you guys. The tension these two had the very first time they met on that train station was so thick, I could cut it with a knife. We all knew that they was ready to fuck each other, and I was just so oddly embarrassed ‘cause it made me feel like an intruder in their pre-coital thoughts. 😳 As y’all know, I’m a hoe who can’t read, so I didn’t realize that this was a reading CD until it started. If you’ve read my very first Brilliant Prin original, you’d know that I struggled with Netsuai Judge because they used so many complicated terms during the narration. Thankfully, however, Cendrillon was easier to understand and, uhh, hot. Y’all gotta hear them talk about each other, istg. The writing was so sjdkshjdsk I still get so flustered when I re-listen to it.

Hikami: “He dropped his shoe, his umbrella, and his guard... What’s next?”

Me: “His pants.”

Alas, the hype died down in like the second disk for whatever reason. So, I really wanted Ayumu to be the cool, mature power bottom queen, but he pretty much turned a little desperate for the mans. But I guess that’s just my bias for KumaKen’s Loki talking. 🤷 The action here was also... uhh... strange for a lack of a better word. For more context, Hikami is part of special? police forces assigned to bodyguard Ayumu’s boss from a stalker. I get that Ayumu’s boss was a high-profile man, but special forces for a stalker? Can’t you let regular polis to do that? Y’all know where this is going, right? We get to the climax and the stalker finally shows up and attacks Hikami with a... survival knife. I couldn’t help but laugh through it ‘cause Ayumu was so frantic thinking that he was gonna die the whole three mins of the fight.

SIS, IT’S JUST A KNIFE???

But then BLOOD! OH NO, HIKAMI GOT STABBED???!!! And Ayumu was also sobbing his eyes out at this point. I was like, “Hikami’s gonna say that it’s not his blood” and was fucking right cause the stalker was so bad with it that I guess he stabbed himself???

I mean, I probably shouldn’t judge ‘cause Japan has a gun ban, but it’s just a knife oh my god.

Well, plot aside, the voice work was great (save for KumaKen’s weird crying during the fight scene). Listening to the first disk was an experience, so I would implore y’all to check that out at least. KumaKen just be built differently, man. I think this is the highest I’ve ever heard him go. Again, I prefer his Loki smut more, but his Ayumu here was also the goddamn hoe. As for Wacchan, I’m 100% sure he got cast because of his Doumeki, so they really should’ve given the man a gun fight c’mon. HE WAS SO SEXAY THO AAAAA YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO HIM CHUCKLE WHAT THE FUCK. As this was a reading cd with 80% monologue, it felt like I was listening to an r18 otome cd esp with Wacchan monologuing like that. My confidence in handling Kawahara in my Pheromone Tantei has become 0. 

Also, I gotta say that the music they used here was weird. I get that they were going for something opera and ballet-ish because Cinderella and all, but it didn’t vibe well with the plot. Not to mention, the pieces they chose were a little too La Corda lmao. 

Hmm, I don’t think I have anything else that remotely comes close to Cinderella (Cinderella wa Shiranai was shit). Man, what I would give for fairytale BL (haji when???). Cinderella plots, however, are quite common. Y’all might be sick of hearing this, but if it’s a Cinderella plot you want, Kashikomarimashita: Destiny. HAHAHAHAHA

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Episode 44 of Kamen Rider Revice

Everything about this episode from the very brief previews I've seen has me stressed, but I'll power through somehow! Spoilers, I guess...

-Even Lovekov knows this is fucked!

-Oooooh, tackle!

-Guess we're all down on the road today.

-My God, he ate Vice.

-"HIKARU MY BRO HIKARU D:"

-Ohhhh, Tamaki...

-OLTECA

-What a very Ikki move.

-Shit's pretty fucked out there, Mama.

-Heyo, Daiji. You uh... you're in desperate need of intervention.

-"That's it, we're fightin'. Meet me in the parking lot in five minutes."

-Jesus Christ George, that's callous.

-Yeah, listen to Hana.

-OHHHHH HE SPEAKS

-So, killing us all once your food source becomes stale, huh? The Lavos approach.

-"Move it bitch."

-Charging right in there, huh Sakura?

-Grandpa Giff.

-Ohhhh, Resonance.

-Ohhhhhh, there she goes!

-...that might've been the hardest L you took all season, tbh. Good job, Sakura-san!

-"Those precious humans you hold so dear will be the breeding stock for which my army of demon spawn will be birthed, my grandson Vice!"

-"Ohhhhh, he out!"

-Goddamn George, you're still at it.

-Ohhhhhhh, Hiromicchi coming back!

-"No. No dying. Stop saying that dumb catchphrase."

-Grandpa Giff is awake.

-Bruh, Daiji

-Let's whoop his ass!

-There he is. Hiromicchi.

-Ohhhhhhh... I think I like that "devotion" line a lot more.

-There he is. Demons.

-Hell yeah, devotion!

-Charge!

-Even when out of the direct fray, Vail's voice still haunts us.

-Are we doin' it?

-Hug him!

-Holy shit, man, my heart...

-Hiromicchi...

-Man, Wataru Hyuga's like... really good at crying.

-OHHHHHH THERE HE IS

-Kagerou!

-Fuck man, I missed you so much.

-There he is.

-OHHHH that aim

-Wow, ok.

-He was hangin' out there. Just vibin'.

-Time to fall, angel boy.

-Evil and Live! Together at last!

-Perfect Wing! Confirmed! Wings for the Future! Wings for the Future! Wings for the Future! Fly High! Perfect Up! Kamen Rider Evilytylive!

-I'm Perfect!

-...wait a fuckin' minute.

-EVILYTYLIVE!? ARE YOU SHITTING ME

-That has the exact same childishly stupid energy as Eeenie Meenie Miney Moe... I fucking love it.

-Hooooooly shit, you look fantastic man.

-Hiromi-san. Good job, bro.

-OHHHHHHH THERE'S EVIL

-OOOOOOOOH FINALLY HE GUNNIN' AND SWORDIN'!

-Sakura! Gomen...

-This is so awesome.

-All that suffering Hyuga-san and Kinoshita-sensei put us through... feels a little worth it now, at least to me.

-So uh... this guy's pretty strong.

-Ohhhh, he's reliable again~!

-Ohhhhhh, they're together!

-HE STOLE THE POSE

-Look at those boys go!

-Let's seal that motherfucker!

-Ohhhhhhhhh, my heart! We did it!

-Suck it, Demon Grandpa!

-Soooo... Kagerou, are you... back back? I'm certainly no expert, but I assume the innerworld you share with

-Ehhhhhhh... close enough? I mean, we did kick his ass, but if Battle Familia and typical season episode counts are any indication, we're not done fightin' yet.

-Good job, Kage-chan~!

-Oh... Dad's dead.

-Fuck, man...

-There they are!

-This is a truly small victory... but it's a wonderful one. If only Genta were here with the whole fam. ...speaking of which, I am very much looking forward to Battle Familia and New True Love Hero.

-Oh great, the demons are comin' out full force!

-...I wonder what Grandpa Giff and Grunkle Diablo's family reunions looked like?

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Togi Makabe - The Comprehensive English Interview Courtesy of njpw1972.com -- You debuted in February 1997, so your 20th anniversary is around the corner. What's the first thing that comes to mind, thinking back? Makabe: Oh man, that's a long time! Well, hang on, maybe it's been long but short at the same time. -- Long but short? Makabe: Well the first 10 years after my debut felt like such a slow grind. But, since I started rebelling against the authority when NJPW was down, time has just flown like crazy. -- In 2006, you formed your own unit in Great Bash Heel. Makabe: That's it! That was when things changed. I just had this mindset- “the company, the other wrestlers can all eat shit!”. After that everything happened in the blink of an eye! -- That was the turning point. But to approach things chronologically, let's talk about the start of your career. When you were thinking of becoming a wrestler, was New Japan the only goal you envisaged? Makabe: I’d say so, more or less. I was interested in UWF International as well, somewhat. -- Ah, when you were involved with student wrestling (ed note: student wrestling clubs exist in many Japanese universities, and are mainly looked down on by the mainstream, similar to backyard wrestling in the west) you borrowed a UWF ring, right? Makabe: Yeah, that's right. I connected with them when I went to a UWF show.Looking at young Kazushi Sakuraba and Yoshihiro Takayama kicking ass, I really looked up to them. But I thought that if I was going to be a wrestler, I wanted to be in the top company in the world, and New Japan was the high water mark. -- But when you came into New Japan, you failed the tryout first time and passed on your second try.. Makabe: Yeah. One of the guys that got through that time couldn't take it, just cut loose really soon after. So two months later they had another tryout. Me and this other guy got in, later I heard that was out of 360 applicants. -- Two out of 360! Makabe: Crazy right? Hearing that made getting in an even bigger achievement. -- It was more exclusive then. Makabe: Too exclusive! But if you think about it, we were the Japanese baby boom generation. I think that day, there were maybe 30 of us? I remember it even now, Takashi Iizuka yelled at me doing squats. “All the way up! Lift your heels!” -- It seems crazy to think about it now looking at his style, but in those days Iizuka was coaching. You've been very open in the past about how tough things were for you when you broke in. Makabe: It might have been a different story if there was someone else there with me. But the other guy that made it through the tryout was just a kid straight out of high school. He quit almost right away. I had at least been through university so I was a little more mature. I told him ‘if you're going to quit, at least do the right thing and tell everyone’. But before (Katsuyori) Shibata and (Wataru) Inoue came in as my juniors, it was a hellish two years. -- What kept you going through that period? Makabe: Stupidity? Craziness? But a rebellious spirit as well I think. I just thought “man, when I walk outta here, I'm going to *REDACTED* everyone with a *REDACTED*!” That extreme (straight faced). -- It took you to your extremes as a person. Makabe: It really did. The most frustrating thing about it was just how inconsistent everybody was. One guy here would say “OK”, another “absolutely not”. I had no idea what the right thing to do was. -- It was a period where the senior wrestlers got away with a lot of unreasonable treatment. You said yourself before that you changed that approach. Makabe: I just thought I wanted to fix what was broken. It's important to teach perseverance, and a lot of that is in being strict. But just constant negativity doesn't do any good. -- Did that terrible experience help who you are now? Makabe: Well I didn't want it to have all been in vain. I survived this messed up situation just out of a sense of arrogance, and maybe I actually knew right from wrong. But looking back, maybe I was a stubborn young kid, you know? I definitely talked a lot of shit about my debut match! -- You were so long with your interview the reporters missed the next match! Haha! I think another reason I stuck it out was I didn't want to go back to my hometown not having made it as a wrestler. My friends, the people around me all loved wrestling, and I didn't want them to feel I was a quitter. And I didn't want to leave NJPW for another promotion. ‘I'm over with the crowd, I go to NOAH and headline, come back and I'm still jerking the curtain?’ -- You broke in when New Japan was enjoying more popularity than even today. This was when the company ran a four major stadium dome tour. What was that period like for you? Makabe: That stuff felt normal back then. But there was this sense of ‘we’re doing so well, so why am I not getting anywhere?’ I'd get chances here and there, but one thing would never lead to the next. I just had to keep training. -- You were in the wilderness somewhat, but as you say, you did get chances. Three years after your debut you were in the Super J Cup, and the next year teamed with Riki Choshu to challenge for Tenzan and Kojima’s IWGP Tag Team Championships. You teamed with Yuji Nagata and went to All Japan as well. Makabe: Yeah, and I'd get coverage for it. Me and Choshu were on the covers of magazines at that time. But after something like that, next I'd be in the opening match again. I just thought I’d never be able to string anything together. It was the same feeling coming back from my foreign excursion. --When you came back in September 2002, a highlight was teaming with Yoshihiro Takayama in June 2003 and having huge outbursts at NOAH shows. Makabe: Oh yeah! I was frustrated. I was over with the crowd, headlining NOAH shows, but when I went back I'd just be jerking the curtain again. -- What were your feelings toward the company at that time? Makabe: I thought ‘this place sucks’ to be honest. That's all I thought. I was in that spot in NOAH, was getting a lot of press but the company didn't care. My personal life was pretty rocky back then too, heh. -- And at that time, the likes of Shinsuke Nakamura and Hiroshi Tanahashi were getting a lot of focus despite coming in after you. Makabe: Right. I was just a ball of hate, or of this desire to rebel. “I am going to surpass these worthless guys” kind of thing. Perhaps that was me deflecting from my shortcomings. -- Bluffing perhaps? Makabe: One thing I remember even now is when I went to an MMA event a friend was involved with. And Shinsuke Nakamura, he'd just started at that point, came to me and said “I have a friend on that card too. Mind if I come with you?”. We went to a cafe beforehand and just shot the shit for ages, had a great time. -- Really? Makabe: But right after that, he started getting his big push, and then I didn't hang out with him at all. -- You weren't getting the same attention. Are there matches during that wilderness period that stand out to you? Makabe: Definitely the title matches with Choshu and Takayama. Fighting alongside my masters and being able to prove myself to the bosses. “I'm not a name to you, but I'll make sure to show you something awesome” kind of thing. -- That Takayama tag period in September 2003 saw you wrestle the legendary Seiji Sakaguchi, wearing a judo gi. Makabe: Ah, yes! In Nagoya Rainbow Hall. I gave Sakaguchi a body drop. Later He came to me and told me how dare I threw him! -- You scored a point against the former All Japan judo champion! Makabe: That was a hell of a match. Sakaguchi’s partner was that Goddamn Chono (Masahiro), and his son (actor Kenji Sakaguchi) was in his corner. “A situation like this, I'm going all out,” I thought. “I knew that I needed to create my own opportunities. I just didn't understand how” -- Kenji Sakaguchi was very popular at the time, so that match got a lot of mainstream attention. Makabe: Yep. But after that, right back to the opening match. I'm thinking “they go through that, and put me in that spot, so why am I treated like this? Can you teacher's pets do this? ” and I didn't think Nakamura, Tanahashi, Shibata could be in the mainstream at the time. -- You were feuding with the ‘New Three Musketeers’ at that point. Makabe: At the time, they were just guys. “Ok, you guys can wrestle”. That was about it. They didn't inspire like the guys that inspired me as a kid. They didn't have the fighting spirit of Inoki, the badass nature of Choshu, the grace of Tiger Mask, the power of Hogan.. these guys had none of those things. But that was jealousy speaking. Everybody else was thinking the same of me. -- You've calmed down a bit since then. Makabe: Honestly at the time they looked at me as the bathroom break guy. And I was so frustrated. “This isn't the pro wrestling I aspired to”, I thought. This was during the MMA boom, a lot of people were leaving the company, New Japan was in a lot of trouble… It was just daily, “this place sucks”. My private life wasn't much better. -- Seems your private life was always rough back then! Makabe: For a wrestler the question is always “just what is a chance?”. The company wouldn't give me an opportunity. So, OK. I knew I had to create my own opportunities. I just didn't understand how. It seemed I could have great matches every night to no recognition. I did great matches but spotlight was always on elders and scums. I was just under constant stress, thinking “what the hell do they want from me?” -- You gave thought to leaving at the time. Makabe: Yeah, there were a few times when I thought about quitting.

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BLCD Review: Hadakeru Kaibutsu 1 & 2

Title: Hadakeru Kaibutsu 1 & 2 (はだける怪物 上・下 )

Release Date: 2020/07/31 & 2020/08/28

Author/Artist: Ogeretsu Tanaka

Pairings:

Satou Takuya x Ono Yuuki

Ono Yuuki x Ishikawa Kento

Hatano Wataru + Ishikawa Kento

Synopsis: Up until now it's always been cute girls laughing by my side. But now, sleeping next to me, full of faults, smelling of tobacco, a lascivious man. But he's the cutest of them all... (Must Be Endless)

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TOLD YOU I SHOULDN’T HAVE PUT NAMAMONO AND YOMEIRI FIRST.

Goddamn. I started listening to this way back in November, stopped, and picked it up again in January. It’s not that it was boring (debatable), but I found myself looking like

the whole time. First of all, where’s the fucking police in this? I mean, everybody deserves a second chance and whatnot, but he should have did the time or at least paid Yumi for damages for what he’s done and not just emo-ed his way out. “I doN’T waNnA beCoME moRE HoRRiBlE thAN tHiS” bullshit.

Sorry, I really hate this. 😂

Anyway, enough about the plot. The main reason why I listened to this in the first place was because I wanted to listen to SatoTaku top Ono Yuuki again and see if he’s gonna do better than their prior encounter in Memento Scarlet. I actually already knew how it was going to go because I’ve listened to the 2015 special many eons ago, but SatoTaku didn’t have to act that good to prove that his Memento Scarlet performance wasn’t his fault. 😩 See? There was absolutely no need for SatoTaku to go that low because Ono Yuuki’s voice was even lower than his here, but that did nothing to affect their chemistry and their delivery of the story. This is how you cast, Movic. 

It is no surprise that the casting and execution was great because this is Shinshokan we’re talking about. Everybody came back y’all! Another reason why I was so reluctant to listen to this was my fear that not everyone will come back (esp Wacchan), but Shinshokan got them back!!! 😭😭😭 For a work that I hated plot-wise, this had a pretty dang good casting. I’ll give it that. I mean, why the fuck would I even put myself through all this stress if it not for them, right?

I have to say, though, the order of the dialogue was a little different. I had to be chasing the BLCD sometimes, so that was a little difficult. Definitely reminded me of my time with Memento Scarlet, but not entirely as bad. However, if you’ve never read or listened to the other installments, I’d suggest going through those first because it’s better to have a better background on the story. You might go into this thinking that Kan-chan and Yumi didn’t have any closure (I mean, do they actually???). 

Listening to this only gave me boredom and stress in all honesty, but if you’re a fan of the series, you do you. Although it’s not exactly loyal to the manga’s sequencing of events, it’s still voiced and executed seamlessly. 👌