Sometimes when I'm in a lot of pain, or having like bad nausea or something, I think: "Infel Was Right: Upload me to the Cloud"
Then I remember what world I'm in and as much as a "Formless Bliss" would be great in theory, Dropbox would just make it so my relatives will have to pay a lot of money for like half a terabyte of my soul + pokemon facts and, like every month, despite what they're paying, they'd be reminded they could free up space by deleting me (despite having plenty of space left). And of course my soul will be used to like, shill for Amazon or Microsoft or something.
Terrifying.
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