#wass poppin

[ashenchromatic]

haha wass poppin *goes to run my fingers thru my hair but im bald*

[mattepurplehat]

wass poppin

[kingemem]

Wass poppin

you need a seat, I have a face. wassup

[bloodiedchest]

hi it's me again, been a while, wassup fam wass good wass poppin

bro

i went from having the best day of my life to wanting to fucking murder a man in an instant

and now i feel like everybody hates me and wants to see me dead

but now i know

it's prolly cuz im tired

the end

[stolenages]

"I want to be more than this Devil inside of me"

[cotccotc]

I know nothing about editing BUT seungmin's seems a little weird? Mostly the colors, idk why 🤔 also!!! I really like the new theme :') so cute... I've been in extra soft hours today 😢 minho hours uwu... Also! If seungmin goes up, oomph, idk, if he beats hyunjin in my list this is going to be a historic time 😂 -🌰

yeah man idk. they all look super dope regardless!

AHH thank you!!! i worked really hard on it. i’m not sure how i feel about it just yet but i’m sure i’ll adjust soon enough.

DUDE I’VE BEEN IN MINHO HOURS ALL DAY OOF OOF OOF he’s just- so funny?? and handsome?? and his voice is so soothing?? and he’s so pretty?? what??? and OMG seungmin do be yeeting up ur bias list huh... hyunnie better watch OUT lmaoooo

[artdumpss]

asra propaganda 

[jaquees-miller]

♡. — (JOHN BOYEGA, 19, he/him) There’s [JAQUEES MILLER], haven’t seen them in a while. They [MOVED HERE] and is known as the [THE HEDONIST] around here. They are a [HETEROSEXUAL] [CISMALE] and I know they are a [CHEF]. They seem [INTROSPECTIVE AND AMBITIOUS], but also [JUDGEMENTAL AND TIMID]. I heard they have a [FIREFLY] on their [NECK]. So I guess they are paired with [NERO HOLLAND], can’t wait to see how it goes. OOC: Jason, EST, 18, he/him 

jaquees was born and raised in louiseville, kentucky

love was never his strong suit, he didn’t like relationships after watching how his mother and father fell apart

of course, he believes in the whole soulmate thing but doubts he’ll ever find his

his father once told him that the way to a woman’s heart was through her stomach and jaquees took that to heart. after graduating from highschool he begged his parents to send him to the best culinary school in the area

now 3 years after his graduation, jaquees is working as a head chef in a restaurant on the island and is loving every bit of it

i’m looking for all the connections. gimme college buds, childhood buds, bffs, enemies, family, family friends

[gcnhead-blog]

you like strong bois?

Do you also like cute dads?

The Battle Hero, Gunhead delivers both without fail! So go ahead and give this post a Like or Reblog if you’d be interested in interacting!

do it or he’ll cut a bitch.

[rainbow-carat]

Shy Minghao

bi!Minghao x bi!gn!reader

A/n: This was like a fever dream it all came to me at once nO JUDGEMENT PLS. *waves to my 6 followers* hey gang wass poppin hope ur having a lovely night ♡

…

You’re Joshua’s friend and Minghao comes to LA with him.

Except it’s all orchestrated by Joshua because he thinks you two will be perfect together

You pick them up from the airport.

In this scenario Minghao is like bi?

So Shua is like oh let me introduce you to all of my gay friends? That being uhhhhh. Just you. But still.

Joshua thought it would be nice! For him to have lgbt friends! Or whatever! That’s what you told him when you needed when you came out anyways! And he’s in way over his head right now and not good at giving advice about being gay but you are!

So you all go shopping and you and Minghao are giggling together and making Shua try on the weirdest shit you can find but also you find some really nice stuff that Hao really feels good in.

So you all go shopping and you and Minghao are giggling together and making Shua try on the weirdest shit you can find but also you find some really nice stuff that Hao really feels good in.

So you all go shopping and you and Minghao are giggling together and making Shua try on the weirdest shit you can find but also you find some really nice stuff that Hao really feels good in.

So many photos are taken. So many.

And you’re all staying in a hotel for some reason but Joshua “falls asleep early” so that you and Minghao stay up late on the other bed talking and laughing and chatting and then falling asleep and somehow~ ending up asleep with Minghao in your arms.

And Minghao clings in his sleep so there’s no escaping, not that you particularly wanted to. It’s sweet how his head ends up on your chest, cuddled in close.

Minghao doesn’t wake up blushing in the morning, just like you don’t pretend to still be asleep so as not to embarrass him.

And Shua definitely doesn’t have photos of the two of you snuggling before either of you woke up.

Nothing to see here.

…

And then oops Shua has an earlier flight than Minghao by a day??? Oh nooooo guess you and Hao have some heart to heart he realizes he’s falling in love with someone he just met? And is leaving in a day? Fuck!

Lucky for both of you, you’re both falling in love and it’s very cliche and cute and leads to you both confessing at the same time.

“No you go first,”

“No it’s okay you can go first.”

“No really, you can go first.”

Idiots (affectionate)

“I um really like you. AndIknowI’mabouttoleavebut I just needed you to know because you’re amazing and I don’t want to regret saying nothing if there’s a chance you feel something too?” Minghao’s ears are bright red at this point. He wishes the floor would disappear beneath him as he waits for you to respond.

Because you’re staring at him open mouthed saying nothing at the moment.

“Well I was about to say pretty much the same thing to you Hao so this works out great.” You joke, but you feel your own cheeks warm.

“So um, what happens now?” Hao has a hopeful look on his face, like he can’t quite believe it’s true.

“Can I kiss you now?”

If possible, Minghao’s cheeks grow redder.

“We don’t have to! Sorry I don’t want to rush you at all if-“

“No!” Minghao interrupts, “I mean! I want to. I want you to, um, kiss me.”

You smile again and loop an arm around his slim waist, pulling him closer to you. “You’re sure?”

He nods his head vigorously, and you giggle.

Tentatively, your lips touch. Then again, and again. They’re soft, chaste kisses, but somehow your stomach feels alight with butterflies.

You see Minghao’s eyes flutter shut as you move one hand to cup his jaw, gently angling his face to give you access to his neck, and leaving light kisses there as well.

Minghao let’s out a sound somewhere between a squeak and a moan, and you pull away suddenly. “Is that too much? I can stop.”

“No! No it’s not that! Sorry I’m messing this up so badly.”

“Hao.” You whisper, waiting for him to meet your eyes again. “You’re not messing anything up, I promise. Just tell me what’s up- did I do something you didn’t like?”

“No it’s not that! I just don’t really ah, know what I’m doing? I guess? I feel like that’s embarrassing.”

You smile, “Hao that’s completely fine, let’s just do what feels good, okay?”

He nods again.

“Do you want to keep kissing?”

He nods some more.

“Words, darling. I need to hear it.”

“Yes! Yes please.”

You pull him back in by his shirt collar and press a searing kiss to his lips. Minghao responds in kind, his hands moving up your thighs, angling his head to kiss you more deeply.

…

When you check your phone several hours of cuddling and kissing later, you see a text from Joshua.

IF Y’ALL HAVENT CONFESSED BY THE TIME I GET OFF THIS FLIGHT

I’M FLYING BACK AND FIGHTING YOU BOTH

KISS ALREADY

You snort, of course Joshua could see right through the both of you. You turn to show Minghao the texts, only to see his eyes have closed and his breathing evened.

Instead, you snap a photo of the two of you cuddled like this and send it over to Shua, typing;

You were right

Joshua responds almost immediately with the crying emoji

Joshua: THEY GROW UP SO FAST

You: Shua literally stfu

Joshua: MATCHMAKER TITLE GOES TO ME

You: You’re so obnoxious I’m blocking you

Joshua: after ALL THE WORK IVE DONE SMH FAKE FRIENDS

You: Love u

You lock your phone, placing it back on the bedside table, and leaning over to shut off the lamp.

The room becomes dark, and you slide in close to Minghao, savoring the smell of his shampoo, his soft pullover, just him. You wrap your arm around his middle and begin to drift off too, feeling happier than you had in a long time.

[qnfpanel]

ahh batman

anyway my name is skeppy i wanna talk to you abotu a girl named debbie you should be my wingman tonight. “hi my name is debbie. im a person that is very very nice. and im looking for a boyfriend. do you have somebody that i could possibly meat ive been really lonely you might be my last hope tonight” “oh im sorry but skeppy is taken talk to that guy over there quackity i know he’s not. ooohhhh heres skeppy oh hes really nice he has really nice hair a really nice car and he’s kinda out there cause hes really cool and really poppin hes really poppin and hes a million times better than quackity so theres a lot of reasons to luke spekppy. number one is that he hangs out with me. thats really awesome and really fun so you cant have skeppy sorry go talk to quackity instead i know hes alone go talk to quackity i know that hes home. dont talk to skeppy or else. but you can talk to quackity thats fine” i am looking for a man i am willing ot give him my hand im a very sexty girl looking for a sexy guy who is that skeppy i know him from his youtube videos im actually going to die in two days and my last wish is to meet him tday i erally want to go on a special date with this boy badboyhello you know skeppy you could complete this wish of mine. you could hep me im about do die all i want is one date with skeppy. just one dat im about to die my parents left me this is all i need.” “fine you can go on a date with him if hes okay with it first you have toask him” but badboyhalo would not allow this girl to go unsupervised on a date with skeppy so every time this girl said something questionable to skeppy badboyhalo has to come and step in on this date. i would come chaperone but- “hi skeppy you look sexy” “hey girlie you also look sexy” “thank you skeppy. were very in love with each other” “these past few days have felt like a decade. it’s too bad youre gonna die tomorrow ooowwwoooo” "I wanna leave a mark in this world i want you to give me your babies” “i have to tlak to my friend talk to my friend hey bad” so it turns out im a lying girl and im not actually gonna die and you know this buy you cant stell skeppy ebcayse he’sll be hreartnboken so you have to tell him lsihgtily that eferyhting she’s csating is a load of horse crap alright? “i love you skeppy im gonna die” “not she lyin” “what is it halo” “skeppy she is a liar” “why would you say that im gonna die” “lets leave her here and go somewhere else” “ill go with you guys” “badboyhalo i thought you were a friend. why are you being mean to me im gonna hang out with her to the end” “skeppys nicer thatn this hes not a muffinhea dlike you. skeppy smells like the sun and you smell like poo so why dont you go off some where.” “hello guys its me the doctro tuns out that girl was actually dying her last wish was to date skeppy and your last words to her were that she smells like poo. this gurls is delad and she was miserable she had one wish was to the world through skeppy” “why did you hurt me. she wass o lovely. she was my baby” “im sorry skeppy i didnt emant to do i t i understand if youre upset forgive me please sorry” “im not that sad because i know somehtijng to be tryue. im not the one that is hated most by you. you hate your fans you hate your fans now youre gonna go and make an onlyfans.” guys do you hear that guys do your hear that do you hear that. “hello guys its me debbie i am calling you from heaven. i am here now to tell the truth about the day we had with you kseppy i actually was not sick i actually was not in trouble but when i went to buy some thrublle from the sevent eleven a man came in and frobbed the store. this man wanted some gunmmy worms it seems that he forgot his credit card it seems he didnt want to payyyyyyyy so he shot the cashier and then he shot me im lying dead on the gloor oh god im bleeding and then i walk to the chip asile escaping this psycho he notices i am a witness so now he just walks up to me. he says something to my face ‘i cannot leave you breathing’ he aims the glock at my heart whoah and then he presses the glock trigger and its a yoy gun its not a real gun he actually was not gonna kill me but the nerf got me and now im fucking dead. i got so worried about my death that i actually died” no therapy could fix this. “badboyhalo i forgive you.” “thank you” “youre not as bad as they all say’’ “awww” “and i have one surprise for you. i can predict the future and that s what im gonna do. twenty years for manslaughter. thirty years for negligence. twenty more years for carrying a fake gun. and fifty hyears for making skeppys livfe hell. he could have made it he couldve been happy he couldve had anyone that had me skeppy skys the limit you can blame badboyhalo for your awful life you can blame badboyhalo for all that you lied. badboyhalo i hav eone thing left to predict.you should know this before all of it goes to shit theres one thing you should know about your future self your piss is actually gonna come out the color brown. after your alcohol addiction when youre forty youre gonna have a lot of problems you will see. you’ll have kidney stones and youll have a hard time pissing out everyhting you have inside kibdaye stones kidney stone kidney stoneess”  “not kidney stones” “kidney stones kidney stones kidney sonteess.  you have kidney stones in your body. you are gonna die YOU HVE KIDNEY STONES IN YOUE BODY AND YOURE GONNA DIE you are gonna pizz color brown. youre gonna PISS color brown in your deathbaed. the last mometns of ryour life are pretty grim. youre in your deathbed and the lights are getting dim after your big issues with kidney stones ‘badboyhalo itls me skeppy i hear youre dying and i thought no this cant beim gonna get close to you if thats firne” “aw its fine” *spitting noicese* “i coulda had a happy life but you took teh only woman that i liked i coulda been a really good life BUT YOU TOOK THE ONLY BITCH I HAD I FUCKING HATE OYU I HTE YOU I HATE YOUS O MCUH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” *beeping sound* hes dead. thanks for coming to my story about the ballad of badboyhalo. he is old, he is sick, and now he’s dead. thta was really sad that was really sad but actually that wasnt really sad because he took all the women away from skepypy and didnt have his best interests in mind

[dragonpaws]

wass poppin

[depressionismygender]

Wee woo it's been too fuckin long wass poppin

[stray-but-okay]

Mingi dancing while everyone is crying kills me LOL

190620 #ATEEZ1STWIN

[mv-crew-reaper]

Yo yo yo death fam!!! Wass poppin my evil chicken mcnugget? Reap anyone interestin' recently? -:roller_skate:

A/N : Bonus !

Fresh belongs to @loverofpiggies

@mv-crew-fresh

[itbetraysabadmind]

Wass' poppin'!!!

eyyyy not much just went on a walk