#wash figures out that he's lina's older half brother after epsilon and that's why he's kinda awkward in present day s10 bc he's not really
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I personally like carwash half siblings that don't know they're related, and in this specific scenario wash is actually the older sibling (bc he is most likely older than carolina in canon based off the washed hands interview lol).
allison had wash before her and the director were a thing (or they were on an extended break or something lol) but since she was so early on in her military career she didn't want a kid yet, so she gave wash's dad full custody of wash immediately after his birth and then peaced out back to earth.
she never told leonard about wash, and it's by chance that 2 decades later when he's going over potential recruits for pfl with price that he sees wash's picture and just stops because he's memorized allison's face and he sees the ghost of it in this random ass guy. he has her smirk, her nose, and he even bleaches his hair the same shade of blonde allison bleached hers.
so he does a little digging under the guise of a standard background check, and he discovers that this young man has allison's violent temper, her strong beliefs, her long memory, and during price's interview with the him, he learns that he's a hell of a lot smarter and far more aware of whats happening around him than he makes himself out to be, just like allison was.
so the director chooses david to be one of the 50 recruits for his experimental program in spite of price's hesitancy—the young man is more than qualified skill wise, and his circumstances will work greatly in their favor (or that's what he tells himself at least).
one secret dna test later thanks to the standard medical evaluation upon entering freelancer, and he confirms what he's suspected for the last year or so: david is allison's child, and much like with his own daughter, the director is determined to hold on to this fragment of allison.
carwash sibs is such a funny concept bc there's absolutely nothing in show that even slightly suggests wash and lina are possibly related, but we all just kinda went "haha but what if they were siblings?!?!" and went from there
#i have multiple rvb canons. there's like. canon canon. carwash sibs canon. various ships canons#text#wash#lina#the director#allison#but anyway the director calling wash david always felt kinda weird. like. way too personal for a military setting where wash most likely#referred to and thought of himself as his last name instead of his first#wash figures out that he's lina's older half brother after epsilon and that's why he's kinda awkward in present day s10 bc he's not really#sure how to approach lina or see her anymore now that he knows#and ultimately he just decides that he'll follow allison and the director by taking the secret to his grave#but in rvb fashion that choice backfires on him on chorus bc grey had access to blood samples for both of them and after the merge the#armies are trying to keep a catalog of everyone's dna for the unsc and to reconnect families after the fighting is over and low and behold#wash and lina are related!#it would've been fine if wash pretended to be shocked like lina when he heard grey say that but he wasn't so lina grills him about it lol#epsilon takes the news equally as bad as lina btw#he has one of those “kid refuses to acknowledge new step parent as mom/dad” moments with wash#e: I'm not calling you my big brother#w: yeah please don't
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