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[phanfictioncatalogue]

Living Together Masterlist

After All These Years (ao3) - jestbee

Summary: They met her after tour. Martyn’s friend’s dog had puppies and Phil fell in love at first sight. Dan did too, but he’ll deny it if you ask.Dan tries to keep his distance, because she’s Phil’s dog not his, but she isn’t having any of it

a place to call ours (ao3) - combeauferre

Summary: It’s strange, moving into their new apartment without Jimmy and PJ. But it’s a welcome kind of strange, and they have all the time in the world to themselves.

A Sleepless Night With Dan (ao3) - cockwhoredan

Summary: Dan and Phil live together, and they’re just friends. One night Dan can’t sleep. Naturally, he decides to give Phil a blowjob.

‘Cause Right Now Could Last Forever (Just As Long As I’m With You) (ao3) - elusive_eventuality

Summary: Dan and Phil break up but are still friends/living together. One night Dan feels really ill and asks if he can sleep in Phil’s bed because even though they arent together, Phil always made him feel better when he was sick. And they cuddle and end up back together and life is good again.

Dan Is Not Childish (ao3) - Princess_Cheebs

Summary: Dan and Phil live together. Dan is afraid of the dark and the power goes out, Phil comforts him.

Old Habits - scifiphan

Summary: dan and phil have broken up but old habits die hard

Salt in Your Wounds (ao3) - timelordangel

Summary: They broke up years ago, but apparently they can still sneak into each other’s rooms at midnight. This doesn’t tear Dan apart, or anything. Not at all.

Suddenly (ao3) - Thegingercowphan

Summary: Dan Howell and Phil Lester are best friends, and everyone knows it. They live together and work together and do everything together. Of course, when you work and live and do everything together, it is not ideal when you develop deeper feelings.

The Wedding Story (ao3) - SerenDipiT

Summary: Dan and phil happily live together, married going on 30 odd years, they tell the story of their wedding to their grandchildren.

The World's on Fire but At Least I Have You (ao3) - orphan_account

Summary: Dan and Phil's home is in the path of a wildfire, forcing them to evacuate.

way too soft a touch for you (ao3) - wrongbed

Summary: Dan and Phil come together and fall apart over and over again, and just can’t figure out the right way to love each other.

aka what happens when two kids start dating without technically labeling it “dating,” and then are still living together 6 years later somehow.

We’re Going To Be Okay - doomedhowell

Summary: Dan and Phil have broken up, and things haven’t been the best. But, things go from bad to worse when Phil brings one of his ‘one night stands’ home with him.

[scifiphan]

i hope d&p are getting kisses. they deserve kisses

dnp smother each other in kisses daily

[shigarakitomura]

x

[dnpsuck]

scifiphan replied to your post: You're always mentioning comedians and I was...

ur missing out,,,,, aussie comedy is one of life’s greatest gifts

i did watch ja’mie private school girl tho. epic

[nohshinwoos]

U HAD ME CONVINCED IM GONNA MURDER U

[deathclassic]

dan and phil reading @scifiphan‘s answer 

[homodnp]

if you want any single time frame for when they next upload a joint vid we know for sure it’ll be before i figure out how to sharpen gifs

[luisaloveshoney]

Happy Phanniversary!

Joining the party pretty late but I drew DnP in Starbucks in Manchester in ‘09 in plaid!

Don’t repost, reblogs make me smile

(Also tumblr is effing down the quality if u don’t click)

[pseudophan]

awrf hi nora happy birthday. i know you said we weren’t gonna do anything for your birthday, but you had to go to play gw2, leaving me for five hours with nothing to do. so, I have made this ask, because I love you. >w

wait damnit somebody BEAT ME TOO IT

my alternative bday message: hi hbd thnx for being cool n stuff ur like pretty fun to know

sfgdsjfgjhsdf thank you teddiiiiii 

[cakephil]

give the people what they want  // @amazingphil

[bibitchenergy]

did u know i love u x3

I LOVE U BITCH I AINT EVER GONNA STOP LOVIN U BITCH

[phanfictioncatalogue]

(TW) Alcohol Masterlist

30 Days To Fall - kawaii-kanai

Summary: Dan’s scraped by in life, never really enjoying it due to persistent bullies, stern parents, and loneliness. When a mysterious man from his past tells him he only has 30 days left to live, he finally takes the initiative to make the best of what time he has left.

All I Want (ao3) - det395

Summary: Prompt: It’s Christmas, Dan/Phil is alone and doesn’t have anyone to spend Christmas with, so one winds up drunk and passed out in the snow, the other finds them and brings them back to their apartment to make sure they’re okay and not dying.

All I Want for Christmas is You - scifiphan

Summary: It’s almost Christmas and all it takes is a cup of mulled wine for Dan to realise he has been in love with Phil all along.

Angel Baby (ao3) - bestelitecouple

Summary: Daniel Howell is tired of being seen as a Baby, especially because it’s been his given nickname ever since it became well-known that he skipped an entire year at university. He’s not someone who needs his hand held or a dummy in his mouth, and yet everyone who knows him seem to think so, if they even know him at all. He decides that if he wants to get rid of his child-like image, he’s going to have to change. But just how far is he willing to go to clear his name? And what does a certain boy who’s far too cool for him have to do with it?

a thread to hold - waverlysangels

Summary: Phil wanted a sensible life, a fireplace and a picket fence, and Dan was a wrecking ball he could simply no longer afford to keep around. But once you care for someone, it never really goes away, a constant thread between the two of them.

Climbing The Ladder (ao3) - kawaiikanai

Summary: Punk!Dan and Punk/TattooArtist!Phil both struggle to find themselves after past event that have shaken their trust in other people and in themselves.

drunk words are sober thoughts (ao3) - bombshellphil

Summary: The opportunity of a life time comes in the form of Phil Lester actually showing up at a party, all tattoos and bright blue eyes. Dan's been crushing on him for far too long, so getting the chance to play Never Have I Ever with his crush? Yeah, he can't pass that one up. What could go wrong?

Drunken Anons (ao3) - maetaurus

Summary: In Dan’s drunken state of mind, he decides it’s a good idea to send suggestive anons to Phil. The only problem, Dan forgot to click the anon button.

Drunken Conclusion - passionfruitwriter

Summary: | Dan gets drunk while Phil is away and accidentally buys a wedding ring

Empty Double Cups (ao3) - cafephan

Summary: Dan and Phil are in a relationship, but you wouldn’t think it. They attempt to surpass their first milestone as a couple – their first house party, where everyone would see them together.

Feeling Good - birdyhowell

Summary: Dan steals alcohol and brownies from a party his brother was holding (who I made older in this fic) and meets Phil at their favourite meet-up place. Best friends for years, they get really drunk for the first time and learn that the brownies they had were actually weed brownies. Cue young Dan and Phil confessing some feels and start hooking up.

Hiding Truth (ao3) - ineffabledaniel

Summary: Badboy, Heartbreaker, Demon. These are all words that perfectly discribe Daniel Howell. Dan’s parents stuck him in a boarding school full of humans. It was going pretty grest for a little while. Until a tall dark haired boy ruins his perfect world by becoming his roommate.

I’ll Hold Your Flower Crown (ao3)- kitchen_sinks

Summary: Small pastel!Dan gets drunk at a party and throws up all over punk!Phil and his leather jacket

Of Love and Demons (ao3) - parentaladvisorybullshitcontent

Summary: “Everything can love, Dan.”

“Don’t think so.”

“Well, I do.”

Dan looks at him - properly looks at him - the earnest twist of his eyebrows and his unbearable eyes. Maybe that’s what makes him say it.

“What’s it like, then?”

In which Dan, a demon, learns about love. Good Omens inspired AU.

Ride Sharing (ao3) - phansparent

Summary: Phil hates the drunken idiots who troll the streets of London on his commute home. He doesn’t mind ones named Dan who share his cab and spontaneously give him blowjobs.

Settling Down (ao3) - thatsmistertoyou

Summary: Dan and Phil go to an arcade and get to talking about kids and commitment. They then get drunk with other YouTubers, who force them to reconsider their relationship.

Snakebite Heart with a Bubblegum Smile - dark-days-dark-nights-xx

Summary: Phil didn’t want to be there, he really didn’t, but his parents had insisted Uni would benefit and he was determined to hate it. That was until he met his roommate, a guy whose wardrobe consisted of pastel jumpers and flower crowns who made Phil admit who he really was. (Punk/pastel Uni! AU)

Stuck In A Moment (ao3) - jedinow

Summary: Dan Howell (danisnotonfire) is stuck in a time loop. Unfortunately, his flatmate and best friend Phil Lester (AmazingPhil) is not stuck in the loop with him. Dan explores many activities and experiences a wide variety of emotions as he searches for the key to finally breaking the loop.

Terrifying Truths And Drunken Dares (ao3) - thejigsawtimess

Summary: It's late, they're both drunk, but there's vodka and each other, and hey - you know what sounds great? Truth or frickin dare.

The Bet (ao3) - Do_it_with_the_Howell_Lesters

Summary: Dan was drunk, he shouldn’t have even considered it but… “How much?”

“£100.” Jack grinned, hiccuping and taking a swig of his beer. “Deal?”

The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot (ao3) - auroraphilealis (peachrayne)

Summary: Dan has never been a fan of frat houses, and after Phil comes onto him at a frat party and then pushes him into a pool, Dan can’t help feeling vindicated. Phil, on the other hand, just wants to apologize.

The Iron Hoof Cattle Call (ao3) - phangelica

Summary: Dan is a hitman going town to town trying to run away from his past and Phil is a bartender who just wants to help. Set in the late 1800s in the Arizona-Mexico border.

The Torture of OCD - wishicouldunreadthat

Summary: (tw) “We’ve just completed the full assessment of Dan’s behaviour and regret to inform you…” The doctor leaned forward in his chair and watched Phil, eyes full of heavy sympathy. “We believe Dan is suffering with OCD.”

to roll with what comes (ao3) - symmetricdnp

Summary: But Phil had thought those were just stories. Stories that people would stumble upon online or hear from a friend, that’d make them think of how lucky they were that it didn’t happen to them.

Phil's comfortable yet decidedly average life gets turned upside down when he ends up bonded to a barista that he's exchanged about three sentences with.

we have more in common than i thought (ao3) - pseudofangs

Summary: bad boy!dan has a bit of a secret crush on nerd!phil, and when grouped with him in class he uses the opportunity to convince him to come to a party. (what happens next will shock you!!) (not really, no shocks don’t worry)

featuring a latin class, a party, becky&jessica, flustered drunk boys. and more softness than intended.

You and I Against The World (ao3) - my_happy_little_bean

Summary: Dan and Phil are top MI5 agents, partners, and best friends. But when a party goes wrong and Dan is kidnapped, Phil is thrown into a chaos only he can get out of. Between mysterious clues, vengeful friends, hidden feelings, and sleeping with your bestie, he believes his social life may be harder than his actual job.

You're Easy to Crack (ao3) - TheUKAmazingDan

Summary: dan and phil are both cocky frat boys that love beer almost as much as they love each other. dan, drunk and horny, challenges phil to a game of beer pong: whoever wins, tops. may the games begin.

[scifiphan]

A Month of Spook - (2/31)

↳ CHILDHOOD RUINED - Dan and Phil Play: SPONGEBOB SLENDERPANTS

[shigarakitomura]

Giffing Dan’s gay wrists until they come back from hiatus 6/?

[dnpsuck]

lola ur not only the queen of my heart but ur also the queen of mobile themes 🥺💞

teddii........ my love........... my moon and stars.......... i Love you

[nohshinwoos]

🎶

Fire On Fire - Sam Smith

Fire on fire would normally kill usBut this much desire, together, we're winnersThey say that we're out of control and some say we're sinnersBut don't let them ruin our beautiful rhythms

Send me a 🎶 and I’ll shuffle my playlist and give you my favourite lyrics from the song that comes up.