#was like MAAM. i will not be driving your bmw anywhere ever
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Oh fyi i had a guy grovel to me today about his guilt over owning a tesla he was like “i got it before i knew elon musk was super evil my gf makes fun of me for it i feel so bad” and i was like its cool man its whatever and then i had to download the tesla app so I could unlock it and leave his keys in there when i was done dogsitting
#i wonder if i took it for a joy ride would he get a notification?#I’m not going to bc i hate driving it would be joyful for me#ppl w expensive cars are nuts though last time i was dogsitting the lady was like i can leave my keys so you can use my car if you need to i#was like MAAM. i will not be driving your bmw anywhere ever
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