#was gonna ask how people in general act but im thinking about snow au and literally everyone here is so fucking weird

[dovedrangeas]

how does writing work. what do these people even act like. how do they interact with their loved ones

[sunquail]

so I guess instead of making a proper witchsona I made a WITCHSONA AU

me and @keycrash did some talking about it under the cut but basically:

akane: ridiculously talented witch. likes to astral project, deals in spacetime fuckery, owns a little store in the city where people can buy supplies and services, book appointments, etc. very chronically ill, doesn’t show herself often.

aoi: akane’s secretary, sort of. he’s officially a hedge witch, does a lot of domestic stuff, cooking, protective charms, very practical things, whatever. but he minds akane’s shop and takes care of her orders and things like that. not naturally talented like akane but worked very very hard.

light: green witch, good with herbal remedies and medicinal tinctures. makes some stuff for akane from time to time. gets asked if he’s the seer of the field family a lot bc he’s blind.

clover: REALLY INTO DIVINATION AND STUFF. she likes to tell fortunes and read tarot and aoi’s like that stuff’s bullshit but she loves it. she’ll commune with spirits every so often just for kicks

THERE’S MORE BUT HERE’S THESE GUYS ANYWAYS. we thought out some stuff on the vlr crew but they can come later I like these guys best

Kit - Today at 1:50 AM like you know in howl's moving castle where markl deals with all the appointments and orders on behalf of howl

Kit - Today at 2:04 AM god I love like...in howl's moving castle the concept of magic users is like yeah they have little shops in town to sell their services and spells and supplies and I'm like THATS SO FUCKING CHARMING...THAT'S SUCH A CHARMING SETTING JUST A TOWN WITCH... now take the kurashikis, and put them in a CITY...CITY WITCHES URBAN WITCHES IM FULL OF IDEAS AND I HAVE TO WORK ON OTHER SHIT IM SO MAD

snow - Today at 2:05 AM CITY WITCH KURASHIKIS aoi buying supplies for akane from mysterious old ladies he makes friends with

Kit - Today at 2:06 AM YEAH... people rarely see akane because she has chronic illness and can't be out too much but she's well renowned as a super skilled practitioner

snow - Today at 2:07 AM people treating their cat like it's akane's. aoi's so offended. that's my cat back off GOOD SHIT

Kit - Today at 2:07 AM so aoi runs errands and does her lists and puts together the orders and yes he absolutely has his own cat

snow - Today at 2:08 AM aoi hates people acting like akane runs the household because shes magic. like it's 50/50 fucker i'm not super magic but i can do shit

Kit - Today at 2:09 AM yeah aoi doesn't have a LOT of full skill but he got what he got through lots of practice and hard work ENTER JUNPEI HE'S LIKE THE ROOKIE BUT ACTUALLY KIND OF TALENTED WITCH ON THE BLOCK...HE CAN DO A LOT WITHOUT TRYING TOO HARD INSTANT! RIVALRY!

snow - Today at 2:10 AM JUNPEIS INCOMPETENT WITH PREPARING SHIT BUT GOOD WITH NATURAL MAGIC SKILL

Kit - Today at 2:10 AM YEAH SO HE NEEDS TO GET A LOT OF HIS MATERIALS AND ORDERS FROM THE KURASHIKIS AND AOI'S JUST LIKE dude

snow - Today at 2:10 AM so aois like no dumbass you can't substitute emerald with quartz

Kit - Today at 2:10 AM how haven't you blown shit up in your face already and junpei's like ahaaaaa...I have

snow - Today at 2:11 AM akane finds it charming. aoi finds it a shitty marriage investment for her if junpei's gonna die in a year

Kit - Today at 2:12 AM LMAO YEAH LIKE AKANE HE CAN'T EVEN BLEED OUT A RAT PROPERLY

snow - Today at 2:13 AM akane like :D you can teach him aoi like what you tryna replace me. he can figure it out his damn self

Kit - Today at 2:14 AM oh my god I love this

snow - Today at 2:14 AM what about light is he the cliche blind prophet

Kit - Today at 2:15 AM I FEEL LIKE HE COULD PLAY THAT UP AND LIKE...TWIST IT SOMEHOW...maybe he swindles people in this AU people LOVE a good cliche it's SO easy

snow - Today at 2:16 AM hmmm. well hes probably not straightforward. maybe he deceives people into thinking he can see the future by generally Knowing Shit, or he sees it but uses it to his advantage, but those both sound akaney

Kit - Today at 2:17 AM or maybe he's just like tryin to do some totally unrelated-to-divination field like...herb work or whatever and he's like oh yeah I'm a practitioner and everyone's like OOH ARE YOU IN DIVINATION...TELL ME MY FORTUNE... and he's just like :T but clover, she loves that shit clover's def into scrying and the like

snow - Today at 2:18 AM HEY LIGHT WHICH SKIRT SHOULD I WEAR ON MY DATE WITH ALICE light like clover i dont do that

Kit - Today at 2:20 AM oh my god I just picked herb work out of nowhere because I couldn't think of a non-divination magic field but then I thought about how easily light finds nine four leaf clovers leans back puffs on bubble pipe

snow - Today at 2:20 AM people are like... haha... herbs... you mean-- and light's like sighs. no i dont do drugs and you're hardly original

Kit - Today at 2:21 AM JUNPEI MEETING HIM LIKE ....:J and light's just like I can't see your face but Don't

snow - Today at 2:21 AM akane goes to light for medicinal herbs to alleviate illness a bit

Kit - Today at 2:21 AM YES PERFECT

snow - Today at 2:22 AM akane gets too sick to go, aoi starts pickin em up himself, meets the cute boy he had always assumed was an old man when akane spoke of him,

Kit - Today at 2:22 AM OHHHHHHH MY GOD I'M REALLY INTO THIS NOW I'm gonna have to do a couple sketches and compile it into a post god

snow - Today at 2:22 AM IM SO GLAD

Kit - Today at 2:23 AM I'M REALLY ATTACHED TO IT SHAKES YOUR HANDS

snow - Today at 2:23 AM aoi comes by again a week later and lights like akane doesn't need another dose does she? it lasts two months. and aoi's like ... yeah nah never mind we're good i'll go now

[compunctionjunction]

70 horrible questions

I was tagged by the lovely @1of1prism thank u my guy <3

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Maybe better than some people but probably also worse than a lot of people lol. Sometimes I go to people’s houses and I’m like ???what is this “communication”. Also depends on the day and parent. i have an entire tag devoted to my dad lol

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? I dunno probs my mom or one of my friends 

03: Do you regret anything? Lots

04: Are you insecure? "My insecurities have insecurities” tho tbh i’m gettin pretty good. 

05: What is your relationship status? Single and not ready to mingle

06: How do you want to die? in control and ready 2 go

07: What did you last eat? cream of chicken soup... chocolate frozen yogurt... caramel pudding....... I just had my wisdom teeth out.......give me real food......

08: Played any sports? Never, in my life. The audacity.

09: Do you bite your nails? Ahuh! Sometimes!

10: When was your last physical fight? ive never been in a 2-way fight but the most recent 1-sided one was probs in gr 6 when one of my friends (aha) dragged me across the classroom by my hair lol

11: Do you like someone? No :\

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? try 72 hon

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? lol trump (im not changing ur answer sophie cause its accurate lol) also anyone who aligns w him and rn all the conservative MPs for being dicks and a lot more I’m full of hatred rn 

14: Do you miss someone? i miss being able to eat real 

15: Have any pets? my sister has 2 ferrets :\ but she moved out so no

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? my face hurts

17: Ever made out in the bathroom? made out a cheque to my haters (just kidding i have no money and no haters i just was trying to be funny. im sorry. i need humour right now.)

18: Are you scared of spiders? i mean i think it depends on how dark it is and how big the spider is tbh 

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? i dunno i’ll need an informed consent form

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? :\ 

21: What are your plans for this weekend? first i gotta recover and then i gotta finish like 5 papers and hang with people and have a sleepover and hang with more ppl and watch a bunch of tv

22: Do you want to have kids? How many? I want to give birth to 0 kids tho I am still undecided on adoption etc. I’d probs be a rly good godmother tho like im just sayin. @1of1prism @purewhiteflames​ ;)) 

23: Do you have piercings? How many? no piercings as of yet tho i wanna get my ears pierced i think. but my dad disapproves of anything like that so i’d probs have to wait to either move out or be financially independent lol

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? rn? english, women and gender studies, most things involving research-based papers where i have free reign over the topic 

25: Do you miss anyone from your past? lotsa ppl tbh

26: What are you craving right now? food........that i can eat........ chickenmelts........hamburgers......pizza........pasta......... :’(

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? prob lol but do i care

28: Have you ever been cheated on? we’ve all been cheated on.......by the system.....

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? that would require having one

30: What’s irritating you right now? my goddamn jaw and people eating food I can’t eat in front of me. my parents had mcdonalds yesterday. you know what i had. a milkshake. my sister brought home bacon wrapped scallops. I haven’t had scallops in like 2 years cause they’ve doubled in price and the one time we have scallops let alone frickin bacon wrapped scallops (like what the hell what kinda fancyass lunch) I cant FRICKIN eat it. Oh but I can smell it. I can hear u crunching on these foods. “Mmmmm!” ya shut up.

31: Does somebody love you? Do you know how popular I am? I am soooo popular. Everybody loves me so much at this school.

32: What is your favourite color? black and hot pink together

33: Do you have trust issues? ...........why are u asking..........what will u do with that info.......

34: Who/what was your last dream about? NO FREAKING JOKE!!!!!! i HAD A FRICKIN DREAM WHERE DANNY DEVITO CAME TO MY HOUSE WITH THIS LADY AND THEY TRIED TO BUY MY HOUSE AND MY MOM WAS LIKE “no..” AND THEY WERE SO MAD AND DANNY DEVITO TRIED TO STEAL THE HOUSE KEYS BUT I CAUGHT HIM JUST IN TIME like what kinda fake tumblr text post but it’s real i really dreamed that. I honestly can’t believe it. I would doubt it myself except I told someone abt it right away when I woke up. so now i will never forget.

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? my mom and this nurse because I woke up in a cot after being high on laughing gas and some other drug and steroids so not only did I wake up and I didn’t know where I was and no one was there and there was like an hour gap in my consciousness but I was coming off a high LOL

36: Do you give out second chances too easily? definitely not lol I give 2nd chances on rare occasions but as a general rule if u break my trust I won’t trust u in the same way again lol “trust is like a mirror. u can fix it if it’s broke. but u can still see the crack in that mother fucker’s reflection”

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm forgive i guess

38: Is this year the best year of your life? well not politically or in a global sense but in terms of like self-growth and stuff I’m doing pretty well so far I’m doin pretty good. workin hard... having fun.. loving myself.. 

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? i have never in my life sullied my lips with someone else’s bacteria-laden lips

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? n.........o

51: Favourite food? chicken pasta alfredo, chicken pie, chicken vol au vents, chickenmelts, eggs benedict, um, double chocolate fudge tart from dufflet... hmm, Sophie’s dad’s lasagna and also pasta al fuerno or whatever that’s called like yum, uh.. it’s really easy to list these off when i CAN’T HAVE ANY OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also poutine, and I also rly like Subway (ham and cheese on italian herbs and cheese bread with lettuce, onion, pickles, and mayonaisse, toasted...) 

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? kind of but I tried to explain it to someone once and they were like ??????what ur saying makes no sense and contradicts itself and i was like ya probably lol

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? watched a bad tv show my parents were watching and drank a giant mcdonalds milkshake and iced my face

54: Is cheating ever okay? honestly who am i to judge ur relationship and forgiveness and stuff but like imo if someone cheats on u they don’t respect u as an equal in that relationship or probably as a human

55: Are you mean? i can be a bit of a dick tbh but most of the time when i say something mean in my head im like “why is my mouth saying//why are my fingers typing these horrible ass things??”

56: How many people have you fist fought? well ive never used my fists on anyone but 2 people have punched me in the stomach does that count lol

57: Do you believe in true love? at the same time, i wanna hug you, i wanna wrap my hands around your neck, you’re an asshole, but i love you... so much i think it must be true love, true love. it must be tru-e love, no one else could break my heart like yo-o-o-o-o-o. yo-o-o-o-oh, oh-o-o-oh (No)

58: Favourite weather? either when its foggy and tranquil or when its like 23-25 degrees and sunny but also there’s some clouds so it’s not like direct hot sun on u but it’s still warm enough to wear shorts

59: Do you like the snow? i like when it’s snowing and quiet and peaceful and i like lying down in the snow and having that feeling of hearing everything kind of muted? but ya i hate slush and ice and stuff 

60: Do you wanna get married? not really but i might for tax benefits LOL

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? No, get that shit away from me

62: What makes you happy? lots of things especially seeing other people happy and genuine

63: Would you change your name? Maybe tbh it’s something i’m thinking abt right now cause I’m not a super fan of my name but maybe not officially and I also don’t wanna start shit with my fam I think my mom would be upset lol 

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? ya cause they don’t exist lol

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? well thats nice cause I like him too but what’s with this “opposite sex” bs like i know what u mean but like 

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? like seriously it’s not a real thing sex and gender are both constructs it’s a spectrum, a range. my buddy. pal. listen. (also ya i like to think anyone in our friend group but like probs john cause I can be scathing with those guys but as if i’d ever be vulnerable around them LOL)

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? like ur gonna keep going with this. ur gonna keep doing this. thats fine. but i can give u some reading. like i have all these pdfs if ur interested. no joke. and if pdfs are unaccessible to u i also have a bunch of youtube links. like hon. (my dad)

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? wow i dont even know if i can tag u back @1of1prism cause if im being honest i think it was @purewhiteflames oops, yikes!!!

69: Do you believe in soulmates? no but i do think there are people that u are much more compatible with than other people

70: Is there anyone you would die for? i dunno we’ll see if/when it happens lol

I’m not gonna put anyone else through this so you can say I tagged u if u wanna do it but like lol