#warrior rambles

[girlashfur]

new tumblr game. put in the tags a GENUINE flaw your fav(s) has. cant be something like "too kind" or "loves too much" like something genuinely bad messed up morally wrong they are or have done

[cryptidclaw]

I love warrior cats so much bec they are silly little kitty cats. Despite everything, despite all the horrors, they fucking look like this -

[jabeur]

sports are like. it shouldn't have ended like this. don't leave. it can't end like this. don't go. why is the love not enough

[blimbo-buddy]

I wish they incorporated fireworks into the warrior cats universe I want the clans to start screaming and freaking out that the "stars are exploding" when it's just colorful fireworks

I want this to happen

[demaparbat-hp]

Golden Boy (and Silver Girl) for the Kintsugi AU.

[squidthusiast]

So what if I drew Marina in a bunch of Ellen Ripley outfits, what then huh??? What’cha gonna do hmm??? (Sigourney Weaver had no business serving like that)

[meowkarii]

Was reading the new chapters, It’s so funny to me that no one died between the arcs but we got like 20 new kits.

Also love that sunbeam is moonpaws mentor. I was hoping that the voice in moon’s mind is just adhd, but absorbed sibling is fine too (to all people who have no idea what warrior cats are about - I’m sorry)

Can we also note that in the newest arcs we just know what characters won’t be important at all.. You just don’t see cats with -pelt, -tail, or -fur anymore. Only background noname characters get them.. so Wafflepaw, you were cool character when it lasted. They just called the dude Wafflepelt. What does it even mean?! You have cool suffixes like -shine -beam, but you gave him pelt. Shame on you Erin, shame on you.

Also graywhisker, Stemtail? I feel like Squirrelstar is just bad at naming cats…

Icestar tho.. she was cooking with new warrior names… Floatshimmer? Rapidsplash????? she ateeeee

[leporellian]

every worst warrior cats characters list is a combination of “most interestingly written nuanced characters in the series”, “male characters who don’t think women are people”, and of course “women who just have like 1 or 2 realistic flaws”. these are all placed on the same level of bad as each other naturally

[whispering-clan]

I got bored and drew a litter that exists at some point… not telling you who their parents are but you might be able to guess

[pigeonkill-pile]

Squirrelflight Squirrelstar

[girlashfur]

my dealer : got you some straight gas here ⛽🔥😜 this new strain is called "into the wild". you'll be zonked out of your gourd

me : yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.

5 minutes later : dude i swear i just saw a kittypet near the border

my buddy : [pacing around the camp] tigerclaw is lying to us

[cryptidclaw]

Amazing source for FanClans!!!

This site lets you search up locations and they will give you a database of all plants, animals and more that are in that location!

I've been using this site for my warriors stuff for a while and i love it so much!!!

[goose-on-the-loose]

pov you’re in thunderclan camp and the kits are playing moss ball

[cheecats]

Even less serious than before

Moonpaw = One-Eye reincarnation so that we can have OneRipple Yaoi AND Yuri

I have been eyeing this ask for weeks with the clearest illustration in my head... here it is

[weepingtalecowboy]

Fanfic prompt: Time can pull of any age he wants to be it 30 or over 50

The chain goes to an inn after a long day and Time , wind and legend just walk in asking for the two largest rooms and because everyone is so tired he says that he and his kids will share

And the women on Rezeption just assumes that he is simply a rich asshole at first because those rooms are very big what will a family do with all that space

That changed very quickly when 9 other people all rushed in (four was split for maximum chaos )

Because that poor, poor mother that was forced to endure so much suffering

Then quickly starts judging Time for the ungodly amount of kids he has like

Five of them are just kids (four and wind)

While there are adults already in the family (Warriors, Twilight, Sky )

And teenagers (Legend , Hyrule, Wild)

Did that man never give his wife a break from having children

It gets even funnier if shadow also gets added to the mix but because he was dead for a while he just ends up being the smallest and youngest member of the chain (can’t age if you are dead after all )

Like that Man already has a lot of children but decided to have another one

Just because or what

The pity that mother got from the entire inn was immense

The chain quickly finds out and the very next thing they do is drag Malon with them for maximum chaos

[crazylittlejester]

Twilight has “let me tell you about my goats and goats in general and way too much information about goats because i know all of it” autism, Wars has “i know every historical fun fact ever and my personal diary is a legit history textbook at this point because i can’t have thoughts in my brain they all need to be on paper” autism, and Time has “if i have to have socks on my feet for five more seconds im going to kill a man and then myself. fuck this texture” autism

thank you for your time