#warning tho it might be super irregular???

[abiiors]

omgggg for all the george girlies we need a chaptered fic lol we’re starving

and i might just post ch 1 tomorrow 🤭

[0tivez]

spicy jjk headcanons

note: okay i have a full on smut in my drafts but i want to heat the waters first but also i hate that fic rn but anyways here is my first #spicy tag with a bit of crack. if this blows up, might do a part 2 cause i have so many of these that i cannot put them all in here lol

warnings: nsfw, minors dni pretty fucking please

characters: gojo, geto, nanami, toji

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gojo

⁜ big dick energy big big dick

⁜ i have a feeling that he wouldn't really care about the opposite side's pleasure as much if it's a one night stand or just sex on first date kinda stuff

⁜ he will take his time to make it enjoyable for the both of you in a relationship tho

⁜ irregular sex aka 6/7 days a week at weird hours

⁜ head pusher sorry i don't make the rules

⁜ okay one night stand satoru and boyfriend satoru are two completely different people

⁜ one night stand satoru is rough as fuck while boyfriend satoru is gentle and loving

⁜ is he kinky? yes, but in the most vanilla way possible

⁜ up to try anything tho

⁜ picks up calls mid sex, doesn't even halter or slow down. no problems with the slapping noises cause there never is one, his dick is that big. the only problem would be your moans, which is easily muffled by satoru's bigass palms

⁜ soft dom except for when he's not, will want you to dominate him at times tho

⁜ this man is only a dom cause he wouldn't last a minute as a sub

⁜ bbbbbbrat tamer

⁜ brat himself

⁜ rope bunny too

⁜ morning quickies before work

⁜ shower sex too lkmdawlkm he's just horny all the time

⁜ has this habit of taking a picture of your face as you reach your climax, sometimes afterwards. he looks at them and cherishes how good he makes you feel, gives him a lil ego boost. this means that there is a camera on his nightstand that only he can open. he keeps these pictures like they are a hidden treasure

⁜ against condoms cause it makes it harder for him to cum. this man already lasts for hours

⁜ brings up sex at very inappropriate moments with no shame

⁜ i cannot believe this man doesn't have any kids yet

geto

⁜ kinky

⁜ the kinkiest of them

⁜ not against anything unless it involves him bottoming

⁜ hard dom

⁜ won't even let you ride him tbh

⁜ respectful of boundaries

⁜ i don't really see him as a one night stand guy, or even a sex at first date kinda guy

⁜ i feel like he would want to make sure the person would full on agree with his fetishes/ways first

⁜ uhmmmm self insert but maybe a bit bloodplay would make him turnt on

⁜ high stamina, will last the longest out of the four

⁜ BIG on eating out

⁜ he could eat you for hours. he will make you cum at least 3 times JUST by eating you

⁜ let's take a second to appreciate this imagery. suguru between your thighs, eating you out like he was starving for weeks while his eyes are glued onto you, watching you squirm with every lap of his tongue, slowing his pace once you get closer to your climax just to tease you and make you beg him for more, pulling his loose hair tighter and tighter

⁜ this mf would honestly enjoy eating you out more than you would, which says a lot, and he would show this by moaning right into you pussy

⁜ "you taste so fucking good"

⁜ degradation with praises here and there

⁜ not a brat tamer cause you won't even have time to be a brat to him

⁜ fucks you so dumb you won't be able to hold a proper conversation after hours

⁜ will play ambient songs to set the mood

⁜ big on foreplay and aftercare

⁜ honestly, relationship suguru and sex suguru are two different people

⁜ he is a super respectful boyfriend, no need to even write it, but he is the most disgusting person during sex

⁜ unless you don't want him to, he might hit you here and there. not hard, but not too lightly either

⁜ won't kiss you during it. if you try to kiss him too much, he will make you earn it first

⁜ makes all the absent kisses afterwards, will make out with you for hours if needed

⁜ prettiest moaner ever

⁜ moans AND growls

⁜ i just need one night with him

nanami

⁜ vanilla? oh honey, no

⁜ he puts all his emotions to sex

⁜ considering he is an unsatisfied salaryman, you can assume he isn't always having happy sex

⁜ lkmdsaalkemwf his respect for you sometimes leaves his mind and he gets rough, then he remembers his morals and checks up on you

⁜ very interactive

⁜ talks a lot cause he can just list groceries and i would just come to that jfc

⁜ sorry went off topic AHEM

⁜ talks a lot, praises you a lot but also asks if you're okay if things get rough

⁜ hand over your head in case you hit your head on the headboard

⁜ one hand is always pushing you down to the bed. by your hip, chest, wrists over your head, neck

⁜ the og brat tamer

⁜ other than talking, he's pretty quiet, not much of a moaner. would probably rather hiss

⁜ face is always either stoic or angry

⁜ lkwamdklasmw literally just pounding into you, thinking about everyone that annoyed him that day

⁜ will feel sad for going rough on you after the deed is done so he will try to pay you back with kisses and cuddles

⁜ he refused to degrade you for the longest time. never had done it before. until he couldn't stand you begging him to do so. it awakened something in him

⁜ spanking

⁜ if you moan fuck or shit, he will sternly say "language"

⁜ the ONLY time he will come close to moaning is when you scratch his back, dragging your sharp nails all across his broad shoulders to his back (sadistic tendencies, would make a good sub if he ever was one)

toji

⁜ hard dom (are we even surprised)

⁜ probably never had meaningful, loving sex before

⁜ nevertheless, cares about both parties' pleasure

⁜ group sex is a no no, doesn't matter if it's a one time thing or not

⁜ sex is his way of communication, basically

⁜ angry? rough, punishing sex. happy? he will treat you right. stressed? he will take it out on you

⁜ small aftercare. he will toss a wet wipe your way

⁜ once you begged for him to stay after sex. he huffed and puffed but fell asleep with you on his chest the moment he held you

⁜ very touch starved. enjoys it when you wrap your hands around his neck and bury your head

⁜ sloppy kisses. the only time he will let your mouth go is to breathe, to eat you out, for you to eat him. otherwise, he will kiss you even if you're on all fours

⁜ favorite position is probably doggy. it's easier for him to hold you (your tits, mostly) and makes it hard for you to get a hold of yourself (aka corruption kink)

⁜ looks so sexy with sweat all around his body. his hair somehow stays perfect all throughout with just a couple strands matted to his forehead

⁜ degrading

⁜ will treat you like you're filth and like you disgust him when in real life he just adores everything about you

⁜ if you ever were to ask him to go easy on you for once, he will make fun of you and decline. he will go easy on you

⁜ no edging, honestly. he lasts long enough to have you all weak and overstimulated anyways

⁜ unpopular opinion but he actually cares a lot about safe sex. he goes around with lots of women, i don't think leaving them pregnant would be his only concern

⁜ he will make you buy the condoms tho

⁜ if he's feeling like it, he might cum on your back or your chest but he mostly prefers to cum inside, or your mouth

⁜ can do it anywhere. literally. not in terms of preference, he is just physically capable to. he can fuck you in zero gravity if he wants to

⁜ always makes sexual jokes in your daily life. mans is the embodiment of 'that's what she said' and 'title of your sex tape' jokes lmaoo

⁜ if you act bratty, he will stop everything he does and sits back. if you want to cum, make yourself cum

⁜ always asks for nudes

⁜ "good morning toji"

⁜ "morning. send nudes"

⁜ his gallery only consists of you, and mostly your nudes

⁜ will take pictures of you after sex

⁜ sensitive tip, you can steal a moan from him if you suck on it

⁜ into slight gore. he loves in when he makes your lips bleed after kissing

⁜ not against hitting you, won't question it. won't do it before you ask him tho

⁜ honestly? consent king. won't do anything unless you want him to

⁜ also fat cock so he will wait for you to adjust to him anytime you need to

⁜ his sex is just... how to say this... modifiable. it's like he has a default mode, which is fucking amazing, but he will arrange his usual routine as your pleasure

⁜ masturbating is impossible for you because you can never make yourself feel as good as he makes you feel

⁜ enjoys a cigarette after sex. will also like to have drink with you, cuddled up under the blankets and chit chatting

⁜ enjoys dumbifying you. fucks you so dumb that you can barely call his name out

⁜ will probably accidentally say i love you during it. won't think much of it until afterwards

⁜ after that, yeah still degrading but will also say stuf like "you make me feel so good", "fuck i love you so much" and "all mine"

thank you guys for 400 followers! slurpy mouth kisses to all of you (❁´◡`❁)

[littlemunchkitty]

Bloody Story Time.

I am a senior in highschool. I want a red cord. You get the red cord by donating blood twice. First time around in and out no problems. Second time was a fiasco. So i get there and they say my iron levels check out and i can go on over to donate. I sit down. They see my veins because they are highly pronounced. The needle goes in my arm. They start taking blood. i have pretty good blood flow. Doesn’t take long. However the first time around i had an experienced worker who know not to take the entire bag full. The second time around my worker didn’t know better so i had to go call her across the gymnasium when I started feeling bad. She was talking to other people. Okay not a problem she unhooks me (after i’ve filled the bag). So i feel dizzy. They kept telling me to eat their sugar filled junk snacks like oreos and nutter butters. That didn’t help. It made things worse. I had to take what I believed was a dump and so a worker assisted me. We get to the bathroom and suddenly. The worst cramps i’ve ever had and the worst pain i’ve ever felt started. It wasn’t that i had to defecate. It was my body saying “hey honey I thought i’d warn you 5 seconds in advance” For some ungodly reason, my irregular, nowhere to be seen in months period decided to show up while im losing blood. Wtf. Alright so i need to go home. Forget the excessive blood loss, these cramps did me in. FFS. So i called my mom and im in luck. She was dropping my sister off at school. Yay me. So im being wheeled to the nurse and literally 50 meters down the hall im sitting there projectile vomiting all the sugary shit they had me injest and about 2 bottles worth of water. So they wheel me back and im practically on the verge of losing consciousness from these cramps combined with severe blood loss and now water loss. I gave the last of my midol to a girl who needed it a few weeks prior. Fuck me right. Anyway so im sitting in a reclining bed until my culinary teacher walks in from across the hall and tells me that they called for me. Thank god. So they get a wheel chair with feet holsters. (The first one i vomited in didn’t have them.) And they wheel me to my car. They put ice packs all over me. It felt so nice. Yessiree bob im finally going home. So i limp my way upstairs and curl into a ball and attempt to sleep a bit on the floor. I never made it to the bed and I still had a full face of makeup and my contacts both still on. I will NOT under any circumstances sleep with makeup on or my contacts on in a bed. Not going to happen. Ever. So i need to actually shit this time so i hobble to the bathroom next door and try to make it to my toilet where im vomiting and defecating at the same time. So i take my washcloth off of the rack and scrub my face. I go to take out my contacts and guess what? Raccoon eyes. Who the hell cares at this point tho? So i grab a pad and underwear. I hurry that junction up and curl into my bed and cry. The cramps are getting worse and my body is in full panic mode. I try to fall asleep to recover but these cramps are miserable. Thank god i keep midol in a nightstand within arms reach of my bed. So that happens. And i take it with some lukewarm water that had been sitting around. Lucky me. Well this story isn’t over yet. I get a bit sleepy but 15 minutes later im jolted awake with the overwhelming need to vomit. Thank god they provided me with vomit bags. So i vomited in that. More water and worse than that, the midol i was tying to have dissolve in my stomach. Oh well it was plenty disolved enough. Eventually I went to sleep for around 4-5 hours and i didn’t die in my sleep which was a very real fear for me. I was feeling the coldness that happens when a victim loses too much blood. That was terrifying. So now im sitting here retelling my story. Guess what? I totally got my red cord still. It’s like the only cord i get so it’s super important to me. Plus i like the color red that it is. Also i just helped quite a few people with my A positive blood.

Why am i telling my story to this fandom. Well it involves blood draining and i thought of Yui and how much shit she takes considering the average adult male stomach can hold the same amount that you donate. Aka 16oz. Although, Yui is bigger than me. Im only 5’ even. I have a 50/50 chance of having an adverse reaction to our boys depending on how much they take. So if they engourge themselves to the point of pain. I might have a problem. But if they are just taking an average meal, we’ll be fine. The inital peirce (not a butterfly needle. A big ass needle.) was nothing to me though. But holy shit the after event was a painful experience. Don’t donate blood the day you are scheduled to have a period. Especially if you are known for blinding and debilitating cramps.

Maybe this will help my mom see the reason for birth control and stop saying i’ll be a slut if i start taking it.

Plus i get a shirt that says "blood donor premium quality." Poetic right? Especially when i displayed the most pitiful display of human strength any one has ever exhibited. Damnit that blood better save lives. It was too much damn work for it to go in the trash.

[cactuarkitty]

Random DA:O Thoughts - Pt 11.

I finally did the opinions and I care about you talks with Alistair, and SAVED :O haha I’ve been watching them multiple times then loading so I hadn’t locked it in yet. It’s official; Norua and Alistair are a couple. <3

God I love him. You know how much I love him? Enough to travel to several merchants so he’d have matching silverite armour. I’m sorry but I’m not going to have him in a silverite breast plate with red steel gloves and boots. :P

I gave Al the locket. The only thing that changed with giving him the locket after saving the Arl, was that he said he’d have to talk to him once he saw him again. Instead of saying he’d have to talk to him if he survived.

Haha Leliana complemented Morrigan on her boobs. She wants to go shopping with her. She’s so sweet ^^

Leliana is obsessed with shoes. I love that!

(continued from Part 10 about the Sacred Ashes quest) There was a dragon egg, I got so excited haha. Thought I’d get a dragon. But nope, just a necklace and something else inside it. Can’t even use the necklace cause it’s for a blood mage.

Dragon! arrrggghhh!

Tried to fight the dragon. Got it’s health half down then it ate me. Should have listened to Alistair’s warning lol.

Into the main temple now. :D

The guardian knight is cool! He had comments to say on all of us.

Poor Alistair wishes he could have gone to the battle to protect Duncan, and would have died instead. :( That makes me so sad! I’m hoping at some point I find something to give to him that’d remind him of Duncan. I might need to buy that dlc.

Leliana’s was quite brutal. Wynne’s wasn’t as bad.

This test reminds me heaps of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade haha.

All the riddles were cool. :) There was a guy named Thane.

Man Jowan is everywhere! Now he’s haunting me as a spirit.

Holy crap I have to fight myself :/ died twice. Fighting myself is hard. Beat her on the 3rd try. I targeted her first since she was blasting us with her spells. Damn you, Norua!

Had to do a cool bridge puzzle, where you had to step on stones to activate the bridge pieces. You would need to leave one character on a stone then swap between characters to move them as well. Cracked me up when I discovered the key to the puzzle with Alistair cause he was super excited!

Omg they made us take all our clothes off! XD ahahaha. We had to walk through the fire.

Found the ashes! Wow I’m so impressed with this quest. It had a lot of depth. The Knight guard said we were worthy, so I took a pinch of the ashes. Apparently you can defile the ashes. I never came across the guy who asks you to do that though. Just made me think of the warden grabbing a handful haha.

Brother Genitivi wants to spread the word of the ashes. I said it probably wasn’t a good idea. All companions agreed with me, especially Alistair who was sarcastic and said “Like the urn has a never ending supply of ashes?”. I decided to kill him which I immediately regretted lol. She threw a freaking dagger straight into his skull :O It was so gross! Al didn’t lose points, but Wynne and Leliana did. I decided to load and picked the “Okay but if it goes wrong it’s your fault” option haha.

Went straight to Redcliffe Castle after to save the Arl. I’m glad we were able to help him. He thought the whole thing was a dream. As a reward he made us champions or something. Then he proposed a land meet (I’ve heard of that before I think). I told him to hand Jowan over to the circle. Not sure what will happen to him. Oh yeah also he wants Alistair to be King. Every single time it is brought up, Al is adament he doesn’t WANT to be king. So I’m not going to push him.

In Denerim again now just doing a bunch of sidequests. Also will take Al to see his sister.

So the drake scales are for a guy named Wade. I went away and did a bunch of back alley side quests then it was done. He is so funny! ��Yooou MUST bring me mooore drake scaaales!”

Al said he had a golem doll when he was young from a shop called The Wonders of Thedas. Thought I could get him one but nope. Sucky!

Omg Al’s Sister is such a cow! Poor Alistair. I even said he could give her money. She didn’t say thanks. Just kept going on about how he was a prince and he should give her more money blah blah blah. That he killed her mum. What the fuck! He was a BABY! I’m so mad! I said to her: “That’s hardly his fault!” then she called me a tart or something. Al was like: “Hey don’t speak to her like that!” Can’t believe I wasted 15 gold on her.

Outside now. Poor guy. I saw that hardening option but yeah, I picked to tell him that he doesn’t need her, that people care about him. He said the only one who cared about him was Duncan, to which I said: “I care about you” :)

Bought a new staff. It’s really cool! Literally haha. Has an ice enchantment on it. Love it! Also bought a new robe. I love shopping in games!

Wynne loves doggo :) they have cute convos.

Omg after Al said thanks for helping with his sis (well for being there for him) he told me he loves me. Squuueeeeeee!! <3

Back at camp. A cutscene automatically began. Al awkwardly asking if he can spend the night together in the tent. Yes! I’m so happy. I headcanon Norua as a virgin too cause she spent her life in the tower when she was very young. Plus it wasn’t something she thought of that much, she was too interested in her magic studies. When she did, she’d always dreamed of waiting for the right guy. Anyway I’m glad I waited for Alistair to make the first move. Also I’m soo happy it wasn’t right before some big battle. I kinda get sick of that sometimes. How they only have sex right before the “we might die” mission. It was magical and beautiful <3 I’ve watched it about 20 times now haha. It sucked tho cause the kiss scene before the love scene was glitched. Al was rubbing his hands in front of the fire and Norua was kissing the air lol. I think it’s the digital copy cause I loaded and redid it many times and it still happened. Oh well! Then after the love scene he said what if people talked, to which i replied if they did I’d feed them to the darkspawn myself. He said: “SEE! This is why I love you!” hehehe. Then he told her again he loved her again. He’s such a sweetheart.

Did anyone else keep Alistair’s original shield and sword? They take up room but I can’t bring myself to sell them. I feel like they’d mean something to him. His shield he received when he was training to be a templar, and the sword he received when he became a grey warden. Maybe he wouldn’t use them anymore but they’d have meaning to him.

Now that Al said he loves me, he says: “Something you need, my dear?” when you talk to him. So cute!

Doing the back alleys is good for money.

Spoke to a hooded courier, all he said was: “Our good friendship is guaranteed.” Who the hell is this guy?

Okay haha I worked it out. It’s a quest with the Blackstone Irregulars.

It’s strange but I can go back into Goldanna’s house, she’s cleaning the floor. I wonder if her name has meaning… cause she’s a gold digger.

Lol Sten said Ferelden smelled like a wet dog. So I said: “Don’t forget the garbage” and he said: “Ah don’t remind me” hehe.

Killed Flemeth. Whoa she was hard. I was THIS close to dying. I literally had a slither left of health and so did she. I’m so glad I didn’t die cause that would have been sooo annoying!!

Aww Morrigan is my friend :) It was a nice chat. She said she might not always prove worthy of the friendship but she would always value it.

Doing the wardens keep dlc now. Soldiers peak is creepy! It was a fun and kinda shocking quest. Now I have a party chest! Thank the Maker!

I had a star metal sword made for Al called Starfang. Looks awesome!!